Oh my God they turned Lara into a dyke

Oh my God they turned Lara into a dyke

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sheeeit, I hope it's an asian cutie like in the first reboot.
    Both of them were pure sexo.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah as long as her gf isn't ugly it's fine.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Girls are gonna play this and they are trying to put the bug in their head that fucking each other is better than finding real love.
      PS, real love is strictly hetero.
      cope, seethe, dilate, rope.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah when I read this post, it's obvious you aren't the one seething with anger

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Most of Ganker has watched her get fucked by a dog, pegged and dom'd by Sam, and raped by a futa; why would this bother us?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Please understand you need to be outraged! It's the way of the social media toddlers. The braindead underage newfag twittard OP requires it!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Tits and ass not big enough, thighs not thick enough
        Not bad though

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        God I love nuLara

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >only I am allowed to be outraged by your outrage over what the board is supposed to discuss.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's most likely going to be written like absolute ass.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Oh because Tomb Raider games are known for their good writing?

    • 1 week ago
      egas

      Because MUH GENDER POLITICS REEEEEEE

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Namefag
        Fuck off. Your opinion doesn't count

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >pegged and dom'd by Sam
      Fuck yes I have

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >we
      imagine being pro dyke because you watched too much 3D porn, pathetic.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      because western dyke characters are fugly

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a degenerate who jerks off to technicolor mares but 3D porn is fucking uncanny and everything you just named makes me wanna vomit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      don't lump me with cucks like you
      captcha:NIGN0G

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Please understand you need to be outraged! It's the way of the social media toddlers. The braindead underage newfag twittard OP requires it!

      Can you not tell the difference between fanfiction garbage and them retconning official lore Lara into a homo? Fucking retarded subhumans

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Contain yourself, braindead phonetoddler. You are new here. I suggest lurking moar and taking that time to actually play the games so you know more about the character.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >official lore Lara
        Find me the official lore where she states she isn't a lesbo or isn't bi. Hell find me the official lore where she has sex with a human male.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Abloobloobloo little pol toddler

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Contain yourself, braindead phonetoddler. You are new here. I suggest lurking moar and taking that time to actually play the games so you know more about the character.

      >official lore Lara
      Find me the official lore where she states she isn't a lesbo or isn't bi. Hell find me the official lore where she has sex with a human male.

      You don't know the difference between making her single and a blue hair going out of the way to make her a dyke?

      Compared to rightoids that model their political ideologies based on Bioshock's rapture and Ceaser's Legion without self awareness.

      What planet do you live on?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >REEEEEEEEEEEEE THE SJWS
        Bitch it's a cute girl kissing another cute girl at most. If you don't like that you must be the biggest degenerate subhuman gay gay in the world.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          dykes in games are never fucking cute

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >if you aren't a fag like me, you're a fag
            the mental gymnastics...

            Cute girls are always cute. If you don't like looking at hot women kissing you have brain problems. have a nice day out of my board fucking gays.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              It written by a chud who thinks that JK Rowling is Hitler for saying that women can only get periods, yet we're the ones with brain problems?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                What the fuck does that matter? If I want to a good story I will just read a book.
                As I said these pussies won't do anythign more than kissing and two hot girls kissing is mad nice.
                You are a subhuman gay if you think otherwise.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It matters because they're freaks who write with the intention of poorly pushing propaganda.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >if you aren't a fag like me, you're a fag
          the mental gymnastics...

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >cute girl kissing another cute girl
          Oh yikes it's one of those /u/fags who unironically enjoys yuri outside of porn

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            What? I don't watch fag porn of either variety but hot bitches kissing is hot.

            lmao, you've never seen a lesbian before. It is far from cute.
            [...]
            That would also be bad since she's independent, but less worse than her being lesbian because it is normal.

            lmao, it's not real life you braindead fucking retard
            Have you not seen how vanilla reboot Lara and the asian chick looks? Are you unironically braindead?
            Let me say this again because you are a mouthbreathing fucking troglodyte.
            This is a video game, not real life.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >tehehe cute girls kissing cute girls <3
              >*ahem* yeah, I mean hot bitches kissing, dude, right haha
              God you're such a gay it's downright embarrassing

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Literally the same thing, not the gotcha you think you have you fucking monkey.
                Lurk moar.

                >lmao, it's not real life you braindead fucking retard
                They're trying to normalize a fringe and destructive ideology and it should be shamed at every opportunity.
                [...]
                It is 100% true and you know it. All of these trannies are ugly freaks who have the upmost contempt for normal people and it is why the script writer hates people like JK Rowling.

                >They're trying to normalize a fringe and destructive ideology and it should be shamed at every opportunity.
                That's the most fucking underage twittard garbage I've ever read. You social media zoomers should be publicly executed.
                You are just as much cancer as the retards you cry about.
                Worthless fucking election tourist cunt.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >They're trying to normalize a fringe and destructive ideology and it should be shamed at every opportunity.
                He's right, you know.
                >Worthless election tourist
                If anyone is an election tourist, it's you. Ganker always has been and always will be a right wing board. Cry more, gay and go get Monkeypox while you're at it.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >he's right about muh poltard boogeyman
                >le right wing board but you are the newfag for rejecting ameriturd politics
                have a nice day out of my board, newfag.

                >Literally the same thing, not the gotcha you think you have you fucking monkey.
                Not it's not you fucking retard. One is just dumb lust that goes away after jerking off, the other is being actually emotionally invested in girly relationships. If you're not a woman and actually are into yuri, you're a gigantic gay, that's all there is to it.
                >Lurk moar.
                >DOOD THE HEKIN NEIGHBOURINOS!!!

                Imagine being this fucking gay that you are afraid of looking at two women at the same time.

                Cry more gaslighting coomer, you're a freak and so is your chud writer.
                [...]
                Exactly, no one would care about this if they made their own. The problem is that they're freaks who want to normalize those bad relationships out of contempt for their parents.

                have a nice day for caring about video game writing in the first place. You obviously haven't played the original games you fucking monkey.

                >child
                >girls
                >cute girls

                pedo signaling increases

                Hard normalfag facebook reject energy coming from this post. Are you lost, child?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Imagine being this fucking gay that you are afraid of looking at two women at the same time.
                I'm not because I already said that I jerked off to yuri porn. Don't try to move the goalpost, you're a huge gay, period.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                2/10, chudy trying way to hard to fit in

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >muh poltard boogeyman
                Fuck it. Sometimes pic related is the only language you understand.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You could bury these fags in their own corpses and still would'nt change their dumb minds

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >White people will be her slave
                She wasn't wrong after she ended up as a Vegetable and had to have her "white slave" change her catheter bag kek

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Well, fuck, happy ending I guess?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The nose knows

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Israeli-born
                This makes it a hundred times better.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Here's one more death by irony

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >kimchi
                what the fuck, was she half garden gnome half worst-korean?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >have a nice day for caring about video game writing in the first place. You obviously haven't played the original games you fucking monkey.
                I played all of the original games and I loooooved the fact that she had no love interest because everyone could enjoy playing as her for different reasons.

                These chud dykes however want to normalize their cringe ideology for all of the wrong reasons. All of them rewrite independent female characters as lesbians to psyops non-slutty virtuous women into chewing carpet.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Literally the same thing, not the gotcha you think you have you fucking monkey.
                Not it's not you fucking retard. One is just dumb lust that goes away after jerking off, the other is being actually emotionally invested in girly relationships. If you're not a woman and actually are into yuri, you're a gigantic gay, that's all there is to it.
                >Lurk moar.
                >DOOD THE HEKIN NEIGHBOURINOS!!!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Cry more gaslighting coomer, you're a freak and so is your chud writer.

                This. If LGBT is so important, and anyone can possibly be blind enough (or dishonest enough) to say they aren't trying to manipulate people, why can't they just make their own LGBT icons? Why do they have to "convert" ours? Same reason for blackwashing characters. Nobody actually wants those types of characters. So they have to take yours away.

                Exactly, no one would care about this if they made their own. The problem is that they're freaks who want to normalize those bad relationships out of contempt for their parents.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >lmao, it's not real life you braindead fucking retard
              They're trying to normalize a fringe and destructive ideology and it should be shamed at every opportunity.

              >out of pure spite for men 🙁
              aren't you a sad little victim? you have become the very type of person you claimed to despise and it's hilarious.

              It is 100% true and you know it. All of these trannies are ugly freaks who have the upmost contempt for normal people and it is why the script writer hates people like JK Rowling.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          lmao, you've never seen a lesbian before. It is far from cute.

          What if they went out of their way to make her drooling over every guy in the game? Is that somehow different?

          That would also be bad since she's independent, but less worse than her being lesbian because it is normal.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          hard pedo energy coming from this post

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Hard normalfag facebook reject energy coming from this post. Are you lost, child?

            It matters because they're freaks who write with the intention of poorly pushing propaganda.

            I play video games for the gameplay, are you really this fucking brain damaged that you get brainwashed by fucking video game writing?
            Don't answer that, you are a social media fucktard.
            You should be publicly executed.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >child
              >girls
              >cute girls

              pedo signaling increases

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >I play video games for the gameplay
              Trannies and SJWs don't seem to think otherwise when it comes to the former Tripwire CEO, JK Rowling, and Scott Mcawthorn.

              Trannies and SJW have no respect for art and immediately purge out those that they see as normal, yet they want every normal consumer to nod along with their spiteful lgbt propaganda. Those freaks are authoritarian when it comes to us, but demand us to be libertarian when it comes to their slop. They want the promotion of objective abnormality and the censorship of normality, and it is why gaming is shit.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What if they went out of their way to make her drooling over every guy in the game? Is that somehow different?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >implying you dont want to see Lara bury her face in another bitch's pussy

      Please understand you need to be outraged! It's the way of the social media toddlers. The braindead underage newfag twittard OP requires it!

      Why the FUCK do these retards have to boil everything down to sex I'm so fucking mad.

      always found recent outrage over lesbians weird
      lesbians is always the most watched category by men on porn sites
      so long as they don't pull a tlou2 and they force lara to make out with some hideous stinky hook-nosed garden gnomeess

      I hate SJW shills so much it's unreal. I can't even have a decent conversation about this without
      >WEEEELLLL 90% OF Ganker ARE PORN ADDICTS WHY DO YOU CARE REEEEE
      Fuck you. You won the war, congratulations. You successfully ruined gaming for everyone that isn't some BLM kneeling moron with 70 IQ. You know, the broke morons who don't buy games and just steal them during the local George Floyd riot.
      All it took was 10 years and one stupid, vapid whore to turn the industry from a respected but rising media format into something else globohomo can use to push an agenda, just like everything else.
      Enjoy it because the modern gaming industry won't be around much longer. Sales are declining, lots of triple A games aren't selling, and the hardware market is seeing a large surplus of hardware due to the crypto crash. Eventually, some marketing person has to figure out that ESG will kill their company if they don't change. And when they do, they'll absolutely outperform everyone else.
      Someone has to have some common sense. Maybe it'll happen when GTA 6 flops after Rockstar realizes that people don't want to wait a decade and a half for woke trash.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >GamerGate led to Trump
        lol?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          When you think about it GamerGate is kind of the turning point of video games and politically correct shit being separate. After that it was "are gamers le racist white males????" "women in video games are le damsel in distress????" ad nauseum, which leads to people being fed up of globohomo's agenda which leads to Trump.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Lol shut the fuck up retard. Videogames are fine if your IQ isn't in the double digits. You just have no idea about what people are playing because you're a fucking casual and play nothing yourself.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Eventually, some marketing person has to figure out that ESG will kill their company if they don't change. And when they do, they'll absolutely outperform everyone else.
        You think businesses don't get screwed with in some way if they don't play ball with the rainbow mafia? Why do you think everybody suddenly is going "woke" even if it hurts their pocketbook?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I dont care as long as the chick is attractive. I dont wanna see ugly fucks

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        she'll be ugly anon, sorry

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Most of Ganker
      only you gay

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't the part about her being a lesbian is actually what people care about here. It's more likely a continuation of corporate politics that comes standard with Ubisoft

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The problem is every time you spergs get a whiff of it you start powering up.

        Lets say the love interest was someone mentioned maybe once or twice during the game "If I get home I should tell mary how I feel, life is short" or whatever the fuck and you maybe see her in the epilogue do you actually care?
        You can't scream every single showing of gay stuff is "Being thrown in my face". Even if the love interest is part of the story it's literally the lesbian version of Elena Harper or every other Indiana Jones bitch he drags with him.
        You all hate the politics of it all, but are the worst about it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >pegged and dom'd by Sam
      Funny too because 2013 Ganker was mad they didn't get to see a sex scene between Sam and Lara. I guess that was almost a decade ago though.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >mods / animations made by trolls / degenerates
      >actual content on the game

      If you cant understand the difference, I'm truly sorry for your parents..

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >us
      go back discord chud

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because non of that is canon and it's a bunch of coomers doing fetish stuff in their free time. Unless you admit that these writers turning any strong female character into a lesbian or bi is a fetish, then we'd find common ground.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I do none of those things and I’d rather not have degeneracy promoted in society as if it were normal.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'd rather not have you promoted in society as if you were normal, but here we are.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Don't get me wrong, I'll still masturbate to the lesbian rule34 sfm but this is absolutely some woke dogshit being forced on us

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >all these seething replies

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It was a point so bad it really should have only taken one post to point out the difference between canon and non.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You sound like the kind of person who faps to shemale porn and then goes to 4chan to cry about trannies.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe not the best example, because I do.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Hit a nerve, huh?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >mocking my non-sensical assumption, uh? must have hit a nerve

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong on both accounts, I have never even posted on 4chan. Feel free to argue against an anonymous person with your confirmation bias though, I'm sure you know me better than I do.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Those bullies in school weren't "seething" at you.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah of course they are, it's the only place left to go for retarded hacks

      no, most of Ganker didn't, these games are so irrelevant that they don't even get discussed at all beyond incidental boob threads, also the games didn't contain any of that
      >us?
      go back

    • 1 week ago
      Anyone know this game?

      So because there are degenerates then we all are? Are you retarded?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >all these people forgetting about the horse

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >horse pumps her so full of cum she turns into a fountain
        this scene was so ridiculous I broke down in laughter and lost my boner

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      All while not even pirating those shit nuTomb Raider games.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I got them off EGS for free, but I've yet to found mods that don't require me to switch to DX11.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >EGS
          But that's worse than pirating.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I have more respect for animals than for female subhumans

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >forgetting the horse
      Pathetic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      are those canon gay?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >implying you dont want to see Lara bury her face in another bitch's pussy

      always found recent outrage over lesbians weird
      lesbians is always the most watched category by men on porn sites
      so long as they don't pull a tlou2 and they force lara to make out with some hideous stinky hook-nosed garden gnomeess

      Considering they made nulara ugly what makes you think they will suddenly maker her hot and pair her up with a hot woman and then show them doing anything hot?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Source

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >1 is a meme, for the lulz, or coomer shit
      >the other is ideologically driven leftist propaganda
      Can't you see these are the exactly the same you hecking chuds??
      I like how these subanimal shills add "we" whenever they try to astroturf here too.
      There is no we you fucking disgusting vermin.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Better or worse if its futa Lara getting breed by a beast?

      https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3355778

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      because if you arent seething or shitposting to make other people seethe, you arent "really" part of Ganker, and somehow every anon will know and wont accept you, so you have to make sure you have their acceptance to be part of the Ganker club.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot being gangbanged by a bunch of monsters.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want normies to see MY porn!

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Lara likes human females, and equine males.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >implying you dont want to see Lara bury her face in another bitch's pussy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      always found recent outrage over lesbians weird
      lesbians is always the most watched category by men on porn sites
      so long as they don't pull a tlou2 and they force lara to make out with some hideous stinky hook-nosed garden gnomeess

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's a part of US conservative politicians trying to make homosexuality illegal again after succeeding in overturning Roe v Wade.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No they aren't, but I wish they were.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I fucking wish

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        this

        [...]
        [...]
        [...]
        >HEY YOU LIEK THING IN PORN SO THIS ALSO MEANS THAT YOU MUST LIEK THING OUTSIDE OF PORN!
        SJWs always fail at basic logic.

        You are so far removed from sanity that do not even question perceiving the world through the lens of things you fap to.

        Just because I jerk off to yuri porn doesn't mean that I actually like it in my vidya.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >implying you dont want to see Lara bury her face in another bitch's pussy

        Most of Ganker has watched her get fucked by a dog, pegged and dom'd by Sam, and raped by a futa; why would this bother us?

        lara is rumored to be 45 in this and her lesbian lover is nasty stank ass black

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Lesbian sex hot
        >Lesbians not hot
        The sex act is the hot part, not two women being in love. The latter destroys the fantasy that you could join in with them at any moment. Most lesbian porn is made for straight guys and is presented in a way that it's clear to the viewer that it's just two girls messing around, that they're not real lesbians and they'd fuck you too if you were there.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know your opinion on the matter, but you were weirdly factual and accurate. I mean any side could use what you wrote as a basis.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Only literal underaged boys like lesbians, usually because they are insecure

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >most watched category by men
        It's the most watched category for women. Men's most watched category is consistently "Japanese", "Milf" and "Teen"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      always found recent outrage over lesbians weird
      lesbians is always the most watched category by men on porn sites
      so long as they don't pull a tlou2 and they force lara to make out with some hideous stinky hook-nosed garden gnomeess

      It's a part of US conservative politicians trying to make homosexuality illegal again after succeeding in overturning Roe v Wade.

      No they aren't, but I wish they were.

      >HEY YOU LIEK THING IN PORN SO THIS ALSO MEANS THAT YOU MUST LIEK THING OUTSIDE OF PORN!
      SJWs always fail at basic logic.

      You are so far removed from sanity that do not even question perceiving the world through the lens of things you fap to.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        libshits are famous for not being able to draw a line between reality and fiction.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Compared to rightoids that model their political ideologies based on Bioshock's rapture and Ceaser's Legion without self awareness.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            left and right in america are the same thing

          • 1 week ago
            Not OP

            Fuck the left and right. NATSOC is the only way forward now.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              natsoc is right wing.
              >inb4 third positionism schizo cope

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                National SOCIALISM
                It sure sounds right wing to me..

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                DEMOCRATIC People's Republic of Korea
                It sure sounds democratic to me..

              • 1 week ago
                Not OP

                I'm talking about the modern, or at least American left and right wings you fucking moron. they're two sides of the same ~~*coin*~~.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >political ideologies based on Bioshock's rapture and Ceaser's Legion without self awareness.
            Riiight. Compared to you who models his ideology on being a political prostitute to be discarded.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              It's a good thing that someone wrote some words you can just regurgitate so you don't have to actually think for yourself.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Its funny that all your assumptions about others are based on assumptions you've made about yourself.

                All you say is always basic bitch projection.
                Im a landlord btw.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Words Words Words: Government Spook Edition

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >he thinks his side isn't comprised of useful idiots too
              kek

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, and whose useful idiots are we supposte to be?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            its the other way around retard. those games copied ideas from right wingers like ayn rand.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Be commie
            >See this is supposed to be subversive
            >Be right wing
            >Yes this person is literally me
            If you want people to stop taking up meme Ideologies, try making real world ideologies fit what people actually want. The only reason people enjoy taking these up is there's nothing in the modern world that actually addresses the grievances people have.
            >Muh rightoids
            The more you blabber about this bullshit the more people want to give you a slave collar a la Caesar's Legion.

            • 1 week ago
              Not OP

              fuck the slave collar. these creatures need the cross.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            gay

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Andrew Ryan and Caesar's Legion were created by liberals to mock conservatives.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Leftists live on twitter, that is why they demand it to be constantly censored and the creation of new mechanics to strengthen the bubble mentality (like blocking replys, hiding comments etc)

        They don't actually live a real life to see how people actually go on their days

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      But you already know that's not what's going to happen. So why even do it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I just want a cute girl and we both know that aint happening

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Most of Ganker has watched her get fucked by a dog, pegged and dom'd by Sam, and raped by a futa; why would this bother us?

      lesbian porn isn't hot, i know its the most popular porn in the world and exclusively watched by men but its not
      licking pussy is not hot. it doesn't really stink or feel like anything.
      you just tongue it and grip her thighs until you get annoyed stop to breathe a little and continue
      its incredibly boring.
      watching 2 bitches finger each other don't get me hard

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >implying they won't make her ugly and manly on purpose

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the only lesbians I'm interested are underage anime girls, how can you be so retarded?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      t. porn addict

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hey if they don't want my money, they could just have told me

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    As long as they're both hot, I don't care.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >nooo you can't just be happy by yourselves, you have to be attracted to me

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >happy hiding their true feelings or they will be harmed and extreme-violence will suit
        >by yourselves
        nice joke

        https://i.imgur.com/QUlZQnA.jpg

        Oh my God they turned Lara into a dyke

        >square j*wnix

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You will never be happy.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Amen, my n1bber.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Excessive gore aside, it's still a good movie.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >excessive gore
        Aside from a couple scenes of DrManhattan turning crooks into red mist and ceiling chunks it had no gore

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Movie name? pls no bully...

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Watchmen

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Indeed. One of the faithfull adaptations of look and feel, while it is not really faithfull to the source.

        >excessive gore
        Aside from a couple scenes of DrManhattan turning crooks into red mist and ceiling chunks it had no gore

        It had?
        >Silk Spectre & Niteowl alley fight
        >Ozymandias assasination scene
        >Vietnam flashbacks
        >Rorschach killing the pedo
        >Rorschach killing Big figure and goons

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You ever wonder back in the day if detectives ever came upon a crime scene like this, cordoned off the area and had themselves a little fun?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw everytime the watchmen intro is referenced I hear bob dylan

      Fug.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    And that's a good thing

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why the FUCK do these retards have to boil everything down to sex I'm so fucking mad.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I remember the good old days when Lara wore a hijab

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no personality. raised by state propaganda.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Leftists have always been sexual deviants with loose sexual morality, and want the world to turn a blind eye to the bad side effects of that. Socially liberal.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Satanism is a religion of sex. You can clearly see the world is run by satanist on the fact that everything is about sex these days. Heck, one can't have a fren without someone asking if you are having sex with that person. The original sin was sex with the serpent.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Better than a moron

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit I hate garden gnomes

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >they turned Lara into a dyke
    so like the third time supposedly?
    i dont care for Lara's love interests; they're interchangeable as Bond girls are because Lara is inherently a lone creature.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This. Old Lara went through men like tissues, no reason to believe New Lara would be any different.

      I want them to make Lara Croft fat.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so she just liked having jonah around as a pet or something?

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    isnt the lesbian part fake and the part about lara leading a group of tombraiders (game as a service?) real

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Good Lord - I'd rather have Lara be a lesbian than for the next game to be a co-op team based live service garbage
      They tried to push that shit once and it never went into development.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How will she fuck the horses now?

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >how can we kill our IP even more?
    >make her a menopausing women. also make her lesbian.
    >GENIUS!

    I'm truly curious about their thought process and how their deranged brains actually work.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They should give her breast cancer next.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        breast cancer = bigger boob(s)

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ANVILS

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe the baby they make will be the next Tomb Raider.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Squeenix had sold TR?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      deal is in the final stages and its supposed to officially trade hands to embracer by September, so its in a weird limbo where SE still technically owns Crystal dynamics.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Its for ESG credit points and endless bank money
    Leftists are useful idiots

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >blackrock
      >ESG
      tencent is the only competitor to blackrock though

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Legit think we need the chinks to evaporate that fucking desert

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This kind of thing needs WAY more exposure, way more.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Its for ESG credit points and endless bank money
        Leftists are useful idiots

        Look up the twitter/Musk thing in detail. Its all corruption and reactions from lefties crying they can't censor anymore.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >musk wants to buy twatter fpr far more than it's worth
          >CEOs mock him, call him names, say they don't want his money
          >shareholders get involved (they DO want his money)
          >deal seems to go foward
          >twatter refuse to give real analytics data about user/bot ratio to Musk, breaking the deal's rules
          >Musk cancels the deal
          >twatter CEOs threaten to sue Musk if he doesn't buy
          >everyone now knows that twatter is mostly bots
          >twatter shares spiral down
          >MSM keeps insulting the african-american inmigrant
          This shitshow was cathartic to look at

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The lefties are hilarious

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            is the deal still going through? the ass blasting if he actually gets twitter would bd amazing.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Censoring a whole free speech platform is based and epic like what Ben Shapiro brainwashed me to believe

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >allowing people to say trans people are bad is censorship

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm just saying they're bad not bullying them into suicide or anything
                You're literally Tumblr 2

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >"uuuh you know maybe taking hormones and cutting off your genitals because you feel bad about yourself isn't the best id-"
                >"WOW STOP DRIVING ME INTO SUICIDE CHUD, REPORTED"

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm going to hold strangers on the internet accountable for MY actions
                lol

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            and now the deal is going to court and twitter will have to disclose the real data

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It was a pump and dump, he doesn't give a rat's ass about free speech. It doesn't even matter if the place is infested with bots, he waived the right to due diligence meaning twitter can force his ass to pay regardless of the bot problem.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >twitter can force his ass to pay
              Keep dreaming, kek

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >>MSM keeps insulting the african-american inmigrant

            African Americans are an ethnic group anon, not a racial/continental group. Elon is South African American, not African American. If Idris Elba decided to move to the United States and became a citizen, would he be considered European American?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Holy cope Batman!

            is the deal still going through? the ass blasting if he actually gets twitter would bd amazing.

            lol No, he's not buying Twitter at all. Musk is just an attention whore and that's all it ever was.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The series is callef Tomb Raider. Her dykery was always implies CHUDS.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when these games were about finding ancient artefacts?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no? i mean you did that but the most talked about thing in tomb raider was always the sex appeeal
      what is this revisionist history bullshit right now lol

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    wait didn't square enix sell tomb raider to embracer

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      like

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Well I can guarantee you this games gonna bomb

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      games dont bohm anymore anon, since review scores and interest can be completely manufactured, and they're funded by people who don't care if the game succeeds

      • 1 week ago
        Not OP
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You've updated my journal.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I wish, TLOU2 in a better world should've been boycotted, but globohomo has brainwashed normies

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Movies aside, has Lara ever had a love interest? I don't remember

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      in the comics and other side projects, but like its been mentioned - they're all interchangeable, since Lara is always focused on the mission at hand and has no time for relationships

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Males, females or both?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          males obviously
          rihanna pratchet really tried to push to make Lara's friend Sam as a romantic interest in the new reboot, but it never went anywhere officially and only hinted at in the novelization and newer comics

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The point is that Lara is beautiful, rich and aristocratic, she's what every man wants and she knows it
      Giving her an actual love story or some bullshit cheapens the character - not that nulara is the same character anyway, just the new writers using our old beloved character as a corpse to wrap their ideology in and shamble around wearing

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Cool.
    Should've done it in the first reboot game, though. Wasted opportunity.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I really should get around to writing that Samus/Lara fanfiction.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Since when we don't like hot lesbs?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      when they're in western video games

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I always like hot lesbs.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Almost everybody around the world likes lesbians, and they're typically the go to for token diversity along with black guys with a few voice lines that won't piss off the majority of your fanbase. But then you have that ugly and gross shit, like Moon Over June for example...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      As always, coomers go out of their way to justify woke shit written by chud script writers out of pure spite for their parents and men.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >out of pure spite for men 🙁
        aren't you a sad little victim? you have become the very type of person you claimed to despise and it's hilarious.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >I can't tell the difference between an observation and a grievance
          lol shut your 2-digit IQ having ass up.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Coomers are useful idiots
        We know

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Since they look like this.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        And nothing in your pic looks like Lara.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Because Lara was created decades ago, yes, changing her design would hurt the IP since would lack visual association.
          But the ideology to change her subjective characteristics is present now, and it is responsible for creating those women. And none of them are famous or liked by the gaming demographic.

          You are not very bright.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You think making her a lesbian would have zero impact on the IP? You're truly retarded if you think it won't.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              What?
              Of course it will have, what the fuck are you talking about?
              I'm talking about the association with her physical appearance you retard. That they cant change
              But they will change other non physical attributes, which will result in more people abandoning her, but nothing near as they would if the appearance changed.

              Again, you are not bright nor can properly read.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Star Wars
                You deserve all the bad things that ever happen to you.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I dont think you are able to understand what I am talking about.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Since 2003. Ganker has always been a based and redpilled trad website.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      fuck off chud, dykes are filth and so are (you)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      mental illness is never attractive

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Implying they will be hot you fucking retard, this is current year you brain dead monkey

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Who the fuck cares, she's always been a dikeoid. Go trigger the libs epic style somewhere else.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >just it ignore it goy. It'll go away if you just ignore it!!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        garden gnome on garden gnome
        always

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >oh no this video game character wants to bang other girls my world is ending!!!
    you people are such fucking pussies holy shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      But isn't Lara into pussy now?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's never just a character that's gay it's political statements and it's cancer

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >STOP NOTICING THAT EXTERNAL FORCES ARE TRYING TO CHANGE THINGS YOU LOVE
      ok

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it's a superficial change that will barely matter.
        youre an adult man, stop whining like a toddler.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Except it's not superficial. "GAMES ARE POLITICAL" cry these people. They want YOUR GAMES to be a vehicle to drive THEIR IDEALS down YOUR THROAT. If that's what you want games to become, the fucking pill capsule with which you are fed, then by all means say nothing and be a passive tool who makes those around him more complacent to their methods.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          what a gay lmao.
          Make your own shit, your own original character. Why do we have to be ok with being forced to swallow shit we don't agree with?

          NOT. everyone. agrees. with. your. LGTB. crap.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >forced to swallow...
            nobody's forcing you to buy the game.
            nobody asked you to agree with it.
            you are a pansy.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Make your own original character, chud.
              You know why you won't?
              Because no one would like it. No one would buy it. And you know it. That's why you leech off established IP's.

              You're mad because you know this is true.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >chud chud chud chud
                you're not very smart and you seem to be detatched entirely from reality so i will just let you think you've won so i can leave.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >I’ve won just let me run away now
                Mental illness. Nice bait tho.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                cope more
                Forcing people to accept things doesn’t work.
                Everything you’ve done since 2016 has only made people more resentful.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >"Here's your choices, you can buy a game from a franchise you love oh by the way we're changing everything to fit our world view haha but we won't advertise that on the box or you can not buy it, and the franchise dies."
              What a fair, non-manipulative schem-I mean "arrangement."

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                but the change wont effect gameplay and the only real issue you have with it is that it doesnt pander to you.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >JUST LET US CHANGE SEXUALITIES AROUND BRO, JUST LET US CHANGE NATIONALITIES AROUND BRO, JUST LET US REWRITE THE STORY TO BE MORE INCLUSIVE AND WOKE BRO
                >YOU WON'T FEEL A THING I PROMISE BRO
                Go to hell.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            This. If LGBT is so important, and anyone can possibly be blind enough (or dishonest enough) to say they aren't trying to manipulate people, why can't they just make their own LGBT icons? Why do they have to "convert" ours? Same reason for blackwashing characters. Nobody actually wants those types of characters. So they have to take yours away.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Why do they have to "convert" ours?
              What do you mean "ours"? This intellectual property is not yours. You do not own anything. You are an incel chud virgin in his 30s.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                More mine than it is yours, woke tourist who didn't even know a "Lara Croft" from the tampon he scavenged from the women's restroom.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >More mine than it is yours
                So still none? Chud, you're hyperventilating. Relax and have consensual wholesome sex.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Right after you do. Any luck on those "lesbian" dating services? Any five-oclock shadows like yourself you'll compromise for?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I just had sex now with my polygroup of BIPOC ciswomen. It's your turn, sweetie. No seething allowed.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You misspelled Tripod

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >just ignore it, it will surely fo away
      fuck off garden gnome

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So make a new lesbian character instead of dyking a character that has been a straight male fantasy and object of desire for almost 30 years. They are doing this PRECISELY because of this, it's all fucking politics as usual.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        chud "lesbians" with 5 o clock shadow need to appropriate everything because somehow, somewhere, it might get them laid and end their inceldom

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        go find a new straight male fantasy then you giganotogay.
        you can still jerk off to the mountains of str8 hentai this character has anyway.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You'd just end up turning her into a dyke as well. All you people can do is take and destroy, never create.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >just make your own game, chud!
          >NOOOOOOO you can't make the game all white that's racist!!!
          Every. Single. Time. But keep doing what you're doing. You're actually helping our cause.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      so pedophilia and incest is good too right? you're a chud incel if you disagree

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >superficial character change in a fucking video game is somehow comparable to pedophilia and incest
        you are quite literally a tumblrina snowflake with a red coat of paint.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >YOU'RE THE SAME
          Go shove your dog shit agenda elsewhere while screaming it doesn't matter but it needs to be done

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            you are comparing a fictional character's sexual preference to pedophilia.
            those people you pretend to hate and be different from? they like to compare harmless things to criminal acts to make the harmless thing look bad.
            you are a sad little piss ant who gets mad over fiction, just like them.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >It's her preference. It's harmless. It's not a big deal. It's not real anyway. It's her decision
              Bootlicker defending his corporate masters and their hack writers to the death
              If its a non issue why waste dev time and resources on it then
              Keep screaming YOU'RE BAD TOO YOU'RE LIKE THEM while defending such a blatant corporate decision and attacking the ones wanting to keep social politics out of video games

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >gays are the majority of paedophiles and are usually gays to begin with because of being molested usually by a family member
          Hopefully monkey pox starts to kill you all off like aids did

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I
      Will
      Not
      Buy
      Your
      Game

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Soon I will add Lara Croft into my harem.

    Ha ha ha.

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Square sold of the TR rights, since the games flopped

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Straight white woman are pretty pathetic. Lesbians and Trannies have pretty much taken all their spaces and heroes.

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Totally fine with this, lesbianism is not as bad as homosexuality.

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >attractive big boob pretty lady gamers used to tug their dicks to
    >"HAHA take that gamer bros!!! GIRLS KISSING GIRLS, NOT KISSING YOU!! SHE'S OURS NOW!!" says the blue hairs writing her and every other modern triple-A property
    Wow look how surprised I am by this riveting change in direction. So unpredictable in 2020+

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >western storytelling in the past: badass action lead fights of monsters and travels the world in search of treasure and lost civilizations
    >western storytelling now: some stinky dyke looking for her goblin gf

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >mtf "lesbian" trannies working in gaming making Lara Croft gay

    she wouldn't sleep with you Chris, I mean "Krystean"

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    But didn't she fuck horses and dogs?

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Want to see Lara die very violent deaths again, maybe even get breast cancer, and we the audience must feel bad for her struggles.

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >square enix
    I thought they already sold her IP?

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Attractive women aren't gay. If they do happen to be gay they're toxic as hell and men don't wanna deal with them.

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Tomb Raider need a fucking love interest in the first place

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No one even plays tomb raider
    yuribros we won!

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Square sold the IP. Good job op.

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She always had dyke energy tbh
    Also remember when they made the girl you save in the first game disappear because they didn't want people to think Lara was gay?

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You mean this stronk independent tomboy of a woman who has had very passionate ""friendships"" with female characters and goes out of her way to not let her gender stop her from being the best at what she does MIGHT be a lesbian? No way!! Couldn't see that coming!!11

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this is what the children here don't understand. its not like they would be taking a blatantly straight character that has suck 1000 dicks and magically making her a gay. here i assumed everyone already thought she was a lesbo.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >>this is what the children here don't understand
        >said the anon that can't think outside of stereotypes

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        So I guess you're just going to conveniently forget all about Kurtis then and Lara's reactions to him.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you know she could be bi

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Tbh I take strong woman characters even less seriously if they take dick

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      None of that makes a girl into a lesbian you gaslighting groomer

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >strong women who don't let their gender hold them back from being heroes are all lesbians!
      So glad we live in the progressive future of 2022

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The 3D render poster is the only good poster in this thread.

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She already has a chud face. Nu Lara is lost

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    same story like Overwatch.
    wipe out anything that has been established and rewrite the character that it doesn't overlap with the character's previous self.
    and boom, you have the usual shitfest that provokes fans and satisfies pron addicted retards.
    feels good to be gullible, right fellow consoomers?

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Cute shark

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck that 40 fathoms bullshit

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The modern female hero:
    >acts like a man
    >talks like a man
    >moves like a man
    >fights like a man
    >eats like a man
    >drinks like a man
    >dresses like a man
    >has flat chest like a man
    >has small ass like a man
    >likes to sleep with women like a man

    Feminism won, guys!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This is so sad. We need more b_tches like Bloodborne's Plain Doll.

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i'm not going to play it, i'll just watch the porn of her getting fucked by horses
    i dont give a shit if she's a "lesbian" in the game, it's an imaginary sexuality that doesnt exist in reality to begin with

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    wow I'm so surprised

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    daily reminder mtf chud "lesbians" are incels

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    nothing gives me more sexual pleasure and happiness than murdering a sjw chud leftist irl

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i hope bideo game devs keep putting lesbians and fags in their games.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Jokes on you, men can be lesbians now. Sorry sweaty we have double gays evening things out now.

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Her not being straight isn't boring enough for you sensitive losers, huh?

    I don't play shit games so I could never care about this series, but the fact that people unironically get bothered by any of this shit makes me laugh. It's even better that you seething about it just makes the people you don't like buy the product more just to spite you, so in the end snowflakes always lose.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >makes the people you don't like buy the product more just to spite you
      kek fuck no you retard
      When will people like you learn that the people screeching on twitter about muh diversity were never going to buy it in the first place.
      Twitter is just a very vocal group of women screeching very loudly.
      Turns out all you need is a small group of women to ruin companies and IPs for multiple generations. So now neither side wants to buy it.
      By catering to one side who wouldn't buy it in the first place, you alienate those who would have actually bought it (which now refuse to out of principle, see the Lightyear movie. They forgot their actual audience was kids and not 40s something wine aunts.)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, you come off as a pretty mad yourself.

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    NOOO LARA IS NOT HAPPY, SHE PREFER BIG WHITE PENIS

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    laura has always been bisexual, and thats what the leak said, not lesbian dumbass

  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's not surprising that they're turning her into a dyke. All she did was murder males 3 games straight in the reboot trilogy. Horrible female.

  76. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Womb Raider

  77. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  78. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  79. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is this for a movie or a new game? Either way as long as I get to see her get hot and sweaty with a cute girl its a win for me

  80. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The endgame

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Down the drain it goes.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >WB scraps two FINISHED race/gender swap super hero movies before they hit theaters.
        No one realizes this is the beginning of the end of an era

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Basically.
      >"It's not our fault! It's audiences! They weren't ready! I'm still a hero btw! I'll take that check now, Mr. Fink!"

  81. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  82. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >character expresses affection to their same sex in a non romantic way
    >LET'S MAKE THEM GAYS!

    This is the same mentality that tumblr and twitter follows with their "ships" and the cancer that ultimately made Korra the poster girl for this type of ret-conning/re-writing. You'd hear them complaining about these allegations if it came from a straight man telling another one that they're gay because they hang out with only dudes.

    Also, I don't recall Lara ever expressing a romantic interest in anyone, regardless of their sex/gender.

  83. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the part of the script leak that SE is mad about is still up on YT, only their patreon was DMCA'd

    ?t=1758

  84. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  85. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I jack off exclusively to solo and lesbians.

  86. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    All women are lesbian.

  87. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    remember when the original lara croft was a model with a hot accent and giant fake tits, and it was the most popular US title of the Sony era by a decent margin

    then they brought it back and it struggled a bit early on thanks to a buggy release and shit framerate but it caught on and people raved about nu Lara and how appealing she was then

    then they dumped nu Lara for wine mom Lara, sold exclusive rights to xbox for a pivotal game, put out two games no one played and are now making her old and gay? wtf is wrong with Western studios and their self immolation? They get these woke speakers at company conferences to brainwash these idiots into tanking their IPs

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >wtf is wrong with Western studios
      Blue haired Xers

  88. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    YURICHADS WON

  89. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  90. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  91. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    its every female lead character at this point. male writers can't write male and female relationships from the perspective of the woman.

  92. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They're missing out, my old man would still instantly buy a new PS1 style Tomb Raider released today.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >ps1 style
        That would be nice

  93. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That's just good, it makes her violent tendencies way more realistic and believable.

  94. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    4chan raped this board beyond recognition.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >4chan raped this board
      >Blame the people trying to get politics out of games rather than the people who put them there in the first place
      You're not blending in, fuck off shill.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Muh pol boogeyman
      When are you going to accept that this is just how the majority of people think?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >this is just how the majority of people think?
        Lol, massive cope.
        Who won the election in 2020? Or the popular vote in 2016 for that matter.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Who won the election in 2020?
          Trump.
          The government just decided they knew better and installed pedophile Biden.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >muh drumpf
            everytime, and you call people 4chan raped lmao

            >If youre not a seething mentally ill chud you must be a trumptard
            Youre too far gone. Stop worshipping politicians and corporations

            Not an argument, gays. The fact remains most people don't think like you. The fact you are pretty much forced to talk about your politics on a literal anime website because you aren't welcome anywhere else is further proof.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >gets told
              >"not an argument"
              BTFO

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >The fact you are pretty much forced to talk about your politics on a literal anime website because you aren't welcome anywhere else is further proof.
              No that's because the rest of the internet is pozed by globohomo, like most mainstream media for that matter. If you actually get out and touch grass (where you can't just set up a bot farm to shill a narrative) you'll see most people are sick of globohomo.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >muh drumpf
          everytime, and you call people 4chan raped lmao

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >If youre not a seething mentally ill chud you must be a trumptard
          Youre too far gone. Stop worshipping politicians and corporations

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >blames 4chan for the state of the website
          >immediately goes to Drumpf

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            DA

            Alot of newfags were introduced to Ganker via 4chan.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >"anti-sjws are just as bad as sjws, don't you agree?"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      go back discord chud

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sex politics in vidya raped this board beyond recognition.
      It raped the industry.
      It raped the word rape, you can't even say it online anymore without getting banned.

  95. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Old devs make a strong independent woman who don't need no man
    >New devs: SHE MUST BE GAY SHE ACTS LIKE A MAN SHE MUST BE A LESBO SHE MUST BE TRANS OR SOMETHING SHE DOESN'T ACT LIKE A WOMAN IS SHE GAY?
    So progressive

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      its like they didn't understand the girl power 90s because they are retarded late millennials who aren't into "nostalgia"

  96. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  97. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is just inundated with trannies gushing over dykes.

  98. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  99. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why do you still believe every shit someone says?

    i bet its all bullshit. the next tomb raider game will come, sonest 2025.

    No Lara wont be Gay.

  100. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    if her girlfriend has bigger tits I'm in

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      women aren't allowed to have tits anymore. its a miracle they left lara's the size they are now

  101. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Looking forward to a Last of Us remake with straight Ellie. No one would have an issue with that, right?

  102. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    they turned old femme fatale adventurer Lara from a late 20s chaddette sigma femvolcel into just another horny teenager...

    fucking filthy degenerates...
    i'll be the first to admit that Lara's triangle tits were what baited me into the series, but as meme worthy as they were, her looks were neither the only nor the main reason why she became such a timeless icon
    i remember seeing this scene as a teen and the rock hard bonner it made me pop had nothing to do with my coomer libido

  103. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nice. I want to see Lara banging native chicks like it's the heyday of the British empire again.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What's the point, without a penis? She can't truly plant her flag for queen and country.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you want to see a blokes dick for? What are you, a poof or something?

        Besides, she could use a strap-on if penetration is required.

  104. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  105. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >nu-Ganker is appalled at the idea of Lara Croft getting in on with another girl
    What went wrong?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they're probably worried that lara will go the route of most women in modern games and be uglified due to lame roasties. a sign of things to come. like me when I watch laura kiss a girl. I come.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Contrarianism.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ugly dyke nu-lara. Give me PSX Lara Croft going down on PSX Black Cat and my dick will be diamonds, but don't lie to yourself thinking that it won't be ugly butch sex like tlou2

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      chuddism. everything is woke if it is different

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This would have been fine ten years ago when lesbianism would be two hot girls tonguing each other.

      Today however, hot women aren't allowed and if they're lesbians they'll assume traditional gender roles with one being a butch and basically completely unattractive to the male gaze.

      tldr; this form of girl on girl action doesn't appeal to the male gaze

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        "lesbian sex" today means a man in a dress trying to force a 400 lbs side-shaved whale to reluctantly take his penis inside her

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This
        Lesbianiam isn't about male satisfaction like it was in the Howard Stern years
        Now one of the women has to have a beard

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't 2005, it will not be sexy, it will intentionally be gross and "off-putting to the male gaze"

  106. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Neat. Now I can claim that all of that lesbian r34 is canon and no one can stop me.

  107. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  108. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't she already a porn lesbian in Tomb Raider 3?

    This character hasn't been interesting for years.

  109. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  110. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >From British Bombshell to Vintage Fridge Latinx

    How do you file a case for Sony raping their IPs?

  111. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >female love interest
    How is she supposed to have sex with a mare?

  112. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    who the fuck cares lmao, i just want remasters of the original games and maybe legend trilogy

  113. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  114. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker pretending that they will make her and her gf attractive and show anything interesting
    It will be two ugly dykes talking about how white men are the worst.

  115. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    they've already ruined her beyond repair anyway, why do we care?
    also
    >square enix
    I thought they sold TR to embracer?

  116. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >why games are shit now
      Because it's a reddit casual saying it.

  117. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  118. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I havent played a tomb raider game since core design still made em, and perfectly fine keeping it like this!

  119. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Honest question do people still care about these games?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I had a vague hope that the change in dev/publisher might result in something more like the old games but that is gone.

  120. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  121. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  122. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  123. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care because not even one part of the shitty TR reboot has been better then the most mediocre Uncharted game, and all of those are 6/10s at BEST.
    Maybe if they made a good fucking video game people would give a shit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      locations in rise were comfy, also shooting in uncharted is dogshit even tomb raider reboots aren't that bad. stealth in uncharted is non existent, and puzzles are brain dead retarded. only thing that uncharted does better are call of duty setpieces where you press X to be cool.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          just saying how it is snoy retard. last few good games from naughty dog were jak and daxter series everything that followed was mediocre at best.

  124. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  125. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Make established franchise character a gay, moron or chud
    >Leftists will die defending their corporate masters
    Ted was right. They are useful idiots

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  126. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t care.

  127. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    With a female house you say? How would that work out?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >house
      horse*

  128. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Would people still be angry if this was early Lara and she had a harem of hot bitches?

  129. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  130. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  131. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Rather see her have sex with a girl than fuck yet another horse

  132. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    FUCK YES
    KEEP WINNING YURICHADS

  133. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  134. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No, she is lawfully wedded to a stallion

  135. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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  136. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  137. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care as long as we get SFM porn of her.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They are making her an old dyke specifically because of SFM

  138. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I can see why SquareEnix was afraid how cute girls doing cute things would cannibalize their sales.

  139. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Ctrl+F "horse"
    >only 8 results
    Sad!

  140. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  141. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Laura on her new adventure to cure her monkey pox, beat her gf to death and molest a child
    STUNNING AND BRAVE

  142. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  143. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  144. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    nuLara is for horses only

  145. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    square don't even own tomb raider anymore do they?

  146. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I shall thoroughly enjoy the dykebreaking r34, just like that one kinograhic one with tracer and emily

  147. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  148. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i won't buy it, simple as.

  149. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  150. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    if i ever meet a bestiality or futa fag irl i am going to stomp his teeth into the pavement

  151. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The worse part is the casting. They want her to look like a plank dyke.
    It's like they want to get rid of the r34 content.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      sometimes I get mad because with better graphics we got ugly females. things were much simpler when devs were hardware limited.

  152. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  153. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  154. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I like how we've looped back into the stereotype of all athletic women being dykes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      We
      blackrock demanded for ESG points

  155. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everyone pretending to care about this? Lara Croft hasn't been relevant for decades now

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >just ignore
      >just let they change whatever they want
      >they have no real power
      >it is all in your head

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's been pozzed for fucking decades now. Nu-Lara Kroft was always ugly as shit and her literal new backstory was some shitty "hitman sexually assaulted me and tried to rape me!!!" shit, which is precisely why she's irrelevant and nobody cares about her

  156. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  157. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody think it's hilariously ironic how nearly every strong, capable woman HAS to be a dyke or bi?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they also have to be ugly and mannish

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's hilarious, they went full circle in their retardation.

  158. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She was supposed to be gay for the nip girl in the first reboot game, but higher ups stopped that some dev revealed at some point after the first game released.
    Funny how now it's probably higher ups who demand that she is gay.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >higher ups who demand
      I thought it'd be the opposite with embracer but I guess not.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What I think is actually happening, is the new publisher is basically giving Crystal free reign to do whatever the fuck they want (probably because they don't have high expectations for sales and figure why the hell not). Crystal now can get away with doing all the retarded, pozzed dumb as shit they've always wanted to do with Tomb Raider but couldn't get away with because of Eidos or Square telling them no. It's like letting a down syndrome kid loose in a candy store.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          i can see that happening.

  159. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This realistically wouldn't have been an issue even 5 years ago. Lara doesn't have a strong hetero identity in anything but the Hollywood movies.

    No really, are you guys retarded? This is a lot of complaining for a game series you wouldn't pay for anyway. Have contrarian smoothbrains from 4chan really taken over this board? We can't even like lesbians because they're too woke? Eat a dick gays holy shit.

  160. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  161. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >fictional girl shows even a hint of elbow grease
    >lesbian
    Everytime kek

  162. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If she was dyke she wouldn't have said to that guy in Angel of Darkness, with a sexy tone
    >let's talk in the car

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, why would you assume Crystal Dynamics cares about Core's Lara and any lore introduced by those games.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bisexuality.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Lara has only shown interest in men
        >W-well she's actually bisexual
        Holy shit just admit this is a fetish thing for you.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No, I'm just giving an alternate option. I actually don't really care if Lara is made a lesbian, it's just funny to see Ganker chimpout over something that 15 years ago they would have jerked their dicks off to.

  163. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anita was right. Old lara was just a sex object and nothing more. Im glad that tomb raider is changing for the better

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You're just a sex object, you even pretended to change your gender to be so for attention

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Your character is just a sex object

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >sexy woman's don't exist and if they do they are sex objects
          How much retarded can you go

  164. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The relationship with Sam was literally the only interesting thing in the reboot, and they ditched that by the second game.

  165. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  166. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Both sides are retarded

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If 4chan wasn't mostly a bunch of caveman lv. but true classy moral soldiers from the old ages, it could have been better

  167. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That's just fanservice, not making characters sex objects
    If we go by this logic then the beach is controversial because womans wear bikinis

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >If we go by this logic then the beach is controversial because womans wear bikinis

      Did you think bikinis were always the dominant wear for women?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There is a difference between a woman sexualizing herself and men sexualizing women. Those pictures make lara croft an object of lust, therefore a sex object.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Bait

  168. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Where does the prevalent notion that only gay women can have agency stem from? Is it something taught in writing classes?

  169. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I won't buy it cause they will make Lara a granny therefore woke trash

  170. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  171. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  172. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  173. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There is absolutely positively nothing wrong with being a sex object at all. Nothing!

    the modern day victorians (mostly incels, lesbians and trannies) who say otherwise are just too ugly to be considered sexy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Woman who hate "sex object" woman are just jelly as fuck.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        those "women" usually grow a beard if they forget to shave for a couple days

  174. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So dont blame me for the source i just picked the first thing google showed me.
    https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2020/07/21/tomb-raider-lara-croft-lesbian-queer-inferno-comic-jackson-lanzing-gail-simone-sam/
    Looks lara was supposed to be gay from the start in the reboot series from the dev point of view.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      But that's not the problem here, if they made new lara that i wouldn't gave a fuck but op points all lara's, which lara's there are many of them

  175. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  176. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, I thought the reboot trilogy failed? That's why SE sold off the company. Why are they make ANOTHER Tomb Raider game?

  177. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  178. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  179. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why are these retards ITT acting like what will happen in the game with corporate and modern political-approved writing is even remotely comparable to fan-made porn? Dumbest fucking thread I've read today.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You know what's funny, modern people knows more the porn of the characters rather than the series themselves but it's not just them but even those that recently aquired old franchises they heard so much from fucking porn

  180. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  181. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Love you Lara.

    <3

  182. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    First Obi One, then Asoka, then Frieza and now Lara, the past sexy icon for males of the 90-2000's, now considered evil sexists because modern agendas
    If this does not end, it just gonna continue endlessly until everything became endless toxic swamps of degenerate cancer
    >pick memorable characters/series
    >subvert them to have been lgbt all along because degenerate left new handlers of franchises and non-canon porn
    >old fans not happy about it but can't do nothing because they are not the target point to modern entertainment handlers anymore, new progressive fans that are such focus say its ok like the devs. say because she always threated bad man when that's not the point (did not even played the games), driving the old away
    >normies don't give a fuck about it and are more than happy to slop all modern entertainment that literally shits on them but are too dumb/brainwashed to realize it, while modern zoomers love it because their brains were literally fried by daily exposure to all the most vile and wicked types of degenerate porn
    >threads are raid lgbt folks that think they won because are majority in threads, more people that go against it out of pure Justice and not because are part of 4chan are absent because they left internet and likely modern entertainment as a whole due to the absolute state and don't want to engage in such war
    Guess there's nothing much that can be done anymore

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