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Sheeeit, I hope it's an asian cutie like in the first reboot.
Both of them were pure sexo.
Yeah as long as her gf isn't ugly it's fine.
Girls are gonna play this and they are trying to put the bug in their head that fricking each other is better than finding real love.
PS, real love is strictly hetero.
cope, seethe, dilate, rope.
Oh yeah when I read this post, it's obvious you aren't the one seething with anger
Most of Ganker has watched her get fricked by a dog, pegged and dom'd by Sam, and raped by a futa; why would this bother us?
Please understand you need to be outraged! It's the way of the social media toddlers. The braindead underage newbie twittard OP requires it!
breasts and ass not big enough, thighs not thick enough
Not bad though
God I love nuLara
>only I am allowed to be outraged by your outrage over what the board is supposed to discuss.
Because it's most likely going to be written like absolute ass.
Oh because Tomb Raider games are known for their good writing?
Because MUH GENDER POLITICS REEEEEEE
>Namegay
Frick off. Your opinion doesn't count
>pegged and dom'd by Sam
Frick yes I have
>we
imagine being pro dyke because you watched too much 3D porn, pathetic.
because western dyke characters are fugly
I'm a degenerate who jerks off to technicolor mares but 3D porn is fricking uncanny and everything you just named makes me wanna vomit.
don't lump me with cucks like you
captcha:NIGN0G
Can you not tell the difference between fanfiction garbage and them retconning official lore Lara into a homo? Fricking moronic subhumans
Contain yourself, braindead phonetoddler. You are new here. I suggest lurking moar and taking that time to actually play the games so you know more about the character.
>official lore Lara
Find me the official lore where she states she isn't a lesbo or isn't bi. Hell find me the official lore where she has sex with a human male.
Abloobloobloo little pol toddler
You don't know the difference between making her single and a blue hair going out of the way to make her a dyke?
What planet do you live on?
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE THE SJWS
b***h it's a cute girl kissing another cute girl at most. If you don't like that you must be the biggest degenerate subhuman gay homosexual in the world.
dykes in games are never fricking cute
Cute girls are always cute. If you don't like looking at hot women kissing you have brain problems. have a nice day out of my board fricking homosexuals.
It written by a troony who thinks that JK Rowling is Hitler for saying that women can only get periods, yet we're the ones with brain problems?
What the frick does that matter? If I want to a good story I will just read a book.
As I said these pussies won't do anythign more than kissing and two hot girls kissing is mad nice.
You are a subhuman homosexual if you think otherwise.
It matters because they're freaks who write with the intention of poorly pushing propaganda.
>if you aren't a gay like me, you're a gay
the mental gymnastics...
>cute girl kissing another cute girl
Oh yikes it's one of those /u/gays who unironically enjoys yuri outside of porn
What? I don't watch gay porn of either variety but hot b***hes kissing is hot.
lmao, it's not real life you braindead fricking moron
Have you not seen how vanilla reboot Lara and the asian chick looks? Are you unironically braindead?
Let me say this again because you are a mouthbreathing fricking troglodyte.
This is a video game, not real life.
>tehehe cute girls kissing cute girls <3
>*ahem* yeah, I mean hot b***hes kissing, dude, right haha
God you're such a homosexual it's downright embarrassing
Literally the same thing, not the gotcha you think you have you fricking monkey.
Lurk moar.
>They're trying to normalize a fringe and destructive ideology and it should be shamed at every opportunity.
That's the most fricking underage twittard garbage I've ever read. You social media zoomers should be publicly executed.
You are just as much cancer as the morons you cry about.
Worthless fricking election tourist c**t.
>They're trying to normalize a fringe and destructive ideology and it should be shamed at every opportunity.
He's right, you know.
>Worthless election tourist
If anyone is an election tourist, it's you. Ganker always has been and always will be a right wing board. Cry more, homosexual and go get Monkeypox while you're at it.
>he's right about muh poltard boogeyman
>le right wing board but you are the newbie for rejecting ameriturd politics
have a nice day out of my board, newbie.
Imagine being this fricking gay that you are afraid of looking at two women at the same time.
have a nice day for caring about video game writing in the first place. You obviously haven't played the original games you fricking monkey.
Hard normalgay facebook reject energy coming from this post. Are you lost, child?
>Imagine being this fricking gay that you are afraid of looking at two women at the same time.
I'm not because I already said that I jerked off to yuri porn. Don't try to move the goalpost, you're a huge homosexual, period.
2/10, troony trying way to hard to fit in
>muh poltard boogeyman
Frick it. Sometimes pic related is the only language you understand.
You could bury these gays in their own corpses and still would'nt change their dumb minds
>White people will be her slave
She wasn't wrong after she ended up as a Vegetable and had to have her "white slave" change her catheter bag kek
Well, frick, happy ending I guess?
The nose knows
>Israeli-born
This makes it a hundred times better.
Here's one more death by irony
>kimchi
what the frick, was she half israelite half worst-korean?
>have a nice day for caring about video game writing in the first place. You obviously haven't played the original games you fricking monkey.
I played all of the original games and I loooooved the fact that she had no love interest because everyone could enjoy playing as her for different reasons.
These troony dykes however want to normalize their cringe ideology for all of the wrong reasons. All of them rewrite independent female characters as lesbians to psyops non-loose virtuous women into chewing carpet.
>Literally the same thing, not the gotcha you think you have you fricking monkey.
Not it's not you fricking moron. One is just dumb lust that goes away after jerking off, the other is being actually emotionally invested in girly relationships. If you're not a woman and actually are into yuri, you're a gigantic homosexual, that's all there is to it.
>Lurk moar.
>DOOD THE HEKIN NEIGHBOURINOS!!!
Cry more gaslighting coomer, you're a freak and so is your troony writer.
Exactly, no one would care about this if they made their own. The problem is that they're freaks who want to normalize those bad relationships out of contempt for their parents.
>lmao, it's not real life you braindead fricking moron
They're trying to normalize a fringe and destructive ideology and it should be shamed at every opportunity.
It is 100% true and you know it. All of these trannies are ugly freaks who have the upmost contempt for normal people and it is why the script writer hates people like JK Rowling.
lmao, you've never seen a lesbian before. It is far from cute.
That would also be bad since she's independent, but less worse than her being lesbian because it is normal.
hard pedo energy coming from this post
Hard normalgay facebook reject energy coming from this post. Are you lost, child?
I play video games for the gameplay, are you really this fricking brain damaged that you get brainwashed by fricking video game writing?
Don't answer that, you are a social media fricktard.
You should be publicly executed.
>child
>girls
>cute girls
pedo signaling increases
>I play video games for the gameplay
Trannies and SJWs don't seem to think otherwise when it comes to the former Tripwire CEO, JK Rowling, and Scott Mcawthorn.
Trannies and SJW have no respect for art and immediately purge out those that they see as normal, yet they want every normal consumer to nod along with their spiteful lgbt propaganda. Those freaks are authoritarian when it comes to us, but demand us to be libertarian when it comes to their slop. They want the promotion of objective abnormality and the censorship of normality, and it is why gaming is shit.
What if they went out of their way to make her drooling over every guy in the game? Is that somehow different?
I hate SJW shills so much it's unreal. I can't even have a decent conversation about this without
>WEEEELLLL 90% OF Ganker ARE PORN ADDICTS WHY DO YOU CARE REEEEE
Frick you. You won the war, congratulations. You successfully ruined gaming for everyone that isn't some BLM kneeling Black person with 70 IQ. You know, the broke Black folk who don't buy games and just steal them during the local George Floyd riot.
All it took was 10 years and one stupid, vapid prostitute to turn the industry from a respected but rising media format into something else globohomosexual can use to push an agenda, just like everything else.
Enjoy it because the modern gaming industry won't be around much longer. Sales are declining, lots of triple A games aren't selling, and the hardware market is seeing a large surplus of hardware due to the crypto crash. Eventually, some marketing person has to figure out that ESG will kill their company if they don't change. And when they do, they'll absolutely outperform everyone else.
Someone has to have some common sense. Maybe it'll happen when GTA 6 flops after Rockstar realizes that people don't want to wait a decade and a half for woke trash.
>GamerGate led to Trump
lol?
When you think about it GamerGate is kind of the turning point of video games and politically correct shit being separate. After that it was "are gamers le racist white males????" "women in video games are le damsel in distress????" ad nauseum, which leads to people being fed up of globohomo's agenda which leads to Trump.
Lol shut the frick up moron. Videogames are fine if your IQ isn't in the double digits. You just have no idea about what people are playing because you're a fricking casual and play nothing yourself.
>Eventually, some marketing person has to figure out that ESG will kill their company if they don't change. And when they do, they'll absolutely outperform everyone else.
You think businesses don't get screwed with in some way if they don't play ball with the rainbow mafia? Why do you think everybody suddenly is going "woke" even if it hurts their pocketbook?
I dont care as long as the chick is attractive. I dont wanna see ugly fricks
she'll be ugly anon, sorry
>Most of Ganker
only you homosexual
I don't the part about her being a lesbian is actually what people care about here. It's more likely a continuation of corporate politics that comes standard with Ubisoft
The problem is every time you spergs get a whiff of it you start powering up.
Lets say the love interest was someone mentioned maybe once or twice during the game "If I get home I should tell mary how I feel, life is short" or whatever the frick and you maybe see her in the epilogue do you actually care?
You can't scream every single showing of gay stuff is "Being thrown in my face". Even if the love interest is part of the story it's literally the lesbian version of Elena Harper or every other Indiana Jones b***h he drags with him.
You all hate the politics of it all, but are the worst about it.
>pegged and dom'd by Sam
Funny too because 2013 Ganker was mad they didn't get to see a sex scene between Sam and Lara. I guess that was almost a decade ago though.
>mods / animations made by trolls / degenerates
>actual content on the game
If you cant understand the difference, I'm truly sorry for your parents..
>us
go back discord troon
Because non of that is canon and it's a bunch of coomers doing fetish stuff in their free time. Unless you admit that these writers turning any strong female character into a lesbian or bi is a fetish, then we'd find common ground.
I do none of those things and I’d rather not have degeneracy promoted in society as if it were normal.
I'd rather not have you promoted in society as if you were normal, but here we are.
Don't get me wrong, I'll still jerk off to the lesbian rule34 sfm but this is absolutely some woke dogshit being forced on us
>all these seething replies
It was a point so bad it really should have only taken one post to point out the difference between canon and non.
You sound like the kind of person who faps to shemale porn and then goes to /misc/ to cry about trannies.
Maybe not the best example, because I do.
Hit a nerve, huh?
>mocking my non-sensical assumption, uh? must have hit a nerve
Wrong on both accounts, I have never even posted on /misc/. Feel free to argue against an anonymous person with your confirmation bias though, I'm sure you know me better than I do.
Those bullies in school weren't "seething" at you.
yeah of course they are, it's the only place left to go for moronic hacks
no, most of Ganker didn't, these games are so irrelevant that they don't even get discussed at all beyond incidental boob threads, also the games didn't contain any of that
>us?
go back
So because there are degenerates then we all are? Are you moronic?
>all these people forgetting about the horse
>horse pumps her so full of cum she turns into a fountain
this scene was so ridiculous I broke down in laughter and lost my boner
All while not even pirating those shit nuTomb Raider games.
I got them off EGS for free, but I've yet to found mods that don't require me to switch to DX11.
>EGS
But that's worse than pirating.
I have more respect for animals than for female subhumans
>forgetting the horse
Pathetic
are those canon homosexual?
Considering they made nulara ugly what makes you think they will suddenly maker her hot and pair her up with a hot woman and then show them doing anything hot?
Source
>1 is a meme, for the lulz, or coomer shit
>the other is ideologically driven leftist propaganda
Can't you see these are the exactly the same you hecking chuds??
I like how these subanimal shills add "we" whenever they try to astroturf here too.
There is no we you fricking disgusting vermin.
Better or worse if its futa Lara getting breed by a beast?
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3355778
because if you arent seething or shitposting to make other people seethe, you arent "really" part of Ganker, and somehow every anon will know and wont accept you, so you have to make sure you have their acceptance to be part of the Ganker club.
You forgot being gangbanged by a bunch of monsters.
I don't want normies to see MY porn!
Lara likes human females, and equine males.
>implying you dont want to see Lara bury her face in another b***h's pussy
always found recent outrage over lesbians weird
lesbians is always the most watched category by men on porn sites
so long as they don't pull a tlou2 and they force lara to make out with some hideous stinky hook-nosed israeliteess
It's a part of US conservative politicians trying to make homosexuality illegal again after succeeding in overturning Roe v Wade.
No they aren't, but I wish they were.
I fricking wish
this
Just because I jerk off to yuri porn doesn't mean that I actually like it in my vidya.
lara is rumored to be 45 in this and her lesbian lover is nasty stank ass black
>Lesbian sex hot
>Lesbians not hot
The sex act is the hot part, not two women being in love. The latter destroys the fantasy that you could join in with them at any moment. Most lesbian porn is made for straight guys and is presented in a way that it's clear to the viewer that it's just two girls messing around, that they're not real lesbians and they'd frick you too if you were there.
I don't know your opinion on the matter, but you were weirdly factual and accurate. I mean any side could use what you wrote as a basis.
Only literal underaged boys like lesbians, usually because they are insecure
>most watched category by men
It's the most watched category for women. Men's most watched category is consistently "Japanese", "Milf" and "Teen"
>HEY YOU LIEK THING IN PORN SO THIS ALSO MEANS THAT YOU MUST LIEK THING OUTSIDE OF PORN!
SJWs always fail at basic logic.
You are so far removed from sanity that do not even question perceiving the world through the lens of things you fap to.
libshits are famous for not being able to draw a line between reality and fiction.
Compared to rightoids that model their political ideologies based on Bioshock's rapture and Ceaser's Legion without self awareness.
left and right in america are the same thing
Frick the left and right. NATSOC is the only way forward now.
natsoc is right wing.
>inb4 third positionism schizo cope
National SOCIALISM
It sure sounds right wing to me..
DEMOCRATIC People's Republic of Korea
It sure sounds democratic to me..
I'm talking about the modern, or at least American left and right wings you fricking moron. they're two sides of the same ~~*coin*~~.
>political ideologies based on Bioshock's rapture and Ceaser's Legion without self awareness.
Riiight. Compared to you who models his ideology on being a political prostitute to be discarded.
It's a good thing that someone wrote some words you can just regurgitate so you don't have to actually think for yourself.
Its funny that all your assumptions about others are based on assumptions you've made about yourself.
All you say is always basic b***h projection.
Im a landlord btw.
>Words Words Words: Government Spook Edition
>he thinks his side isn't comprised of useful idiots too
kek
Oh, and whose useful idiots are we supposte to be?
its the other way around moron. those games copied ideas from right wingers like ayn rand.
>Be commie
>See this is supposed to be subversive
>Be right wing
>Yes this person is literally me
If you want people to stop taking up meme Ideologies, try making real world ideologies fit what people actually want. The only reason people enjoy taking these up is there's nothing in the modern world that actually addresses the grievances people have.
>Muh rightoids
The more you blabber about this bullshit the more people want to give you a slave collar a la Caesar's Legion.
frick the slave collar. these creatures need the cross.
homosexual
Andrew Ryan and Caesar's Legion were created by liberals to mock conservatives.
Leftists live on twitter, that is why they demand it to be constantly censored and the creation of new mechanics to strengthen the bubble mentality (like blocking replys, hiding comments etc)
They don't actually live a real life to see how people actually go on their days
But you already know that's not what's going to happen. So why even do it?
I just want a cute girl and we both know that aint happening
lesbian porn isn't hot, i know its the most popular porn in the world and exclusively watched by men but its not
licking pussy is not hot. it doesn't really stink or feel like anything.
you just tongue it and grip her thighs until you get annoyed stop to breathe a little and continue
its incredibly boring.
watching 2 b***hes finger each other don't get me hard
>implying they won't make her ugly and manly on purpose
the only lesbians I'm interested are underage anime girls, how can you be so moronic?
t. porn addict
Hey if they don't want my money, they could just have told me
As long as they're both hot, I don't care.
>nooo you can't just be happy by yourselves, you have to be attracted to me
>happy hiding their true feelings or they will be harmed and extreme-violence will suit
>by yourselves
nice joke
>square j*wnix
You will never be happy.
Amen, my n1bber.
Excessive gore aside, it's still a good movie.
>excessive gore
Aside from a couple scenes of DrManhattan turning crooks into red mist and ceiling chunks it had no gore
Movie name? pls no bully...
Watchmen
Indeed. One of the faithfull adaptations of look and feel, while it is not really faithfull to the source.
It had?
>Silk Spectre & Niteowl alley fight
>Ozymandias assasination scene
>Vietnam flashbacks
>Rorschach killing the pedo
>Rorschach killing Big figure and goons
You ever wonder back in the day if detectives ever came upon a crime scene like this, cordoned off the area and had themselves a little fun?
>tfw everytime the watchmen intro is referenced I hear bob dylan
Fug.
And that's a good thing
Why the FRICK do these morons have to boil everything down to sex I'm so fricking mad.
Yeah, I remember the good old days when Lara wore a hijab
no personality. raised by state propaganda.
Leftists have always been sexual deviants with loose sexual morality, and want the world to turn a blind eye to the bad side effects of that. Socially liberal.
Satanism is a religion of sex. You can clearly see the world is run by satanist on the fact that everything is about sex these days. Heck, one can't have a fren without someone asking if you are having sex with that person. The original sin was sex with the serpent.
Better than a Black person
Holy shit I hate israelites
>they turned Lara into a dyke
so like the third time supposedly?
i dont care for Lara's love interests; they're interchangeable as Bond girls are because Lara is inherently a lone creature.
This. Old Lara went through men like tissues, no reason to believe New Lara would be any different.
I want them to make Lara Croft fat.
so she just liked having jonah around as a pet or something?
isnt the lesbian part fake and the part about lara leading a group of tombraiders (game as a service?) real
Good Lord - I'd rather have Lara be a lesbian than for the next game to be a co-op team based live service garbage
They tried to push that shit once and it never went into development.
How will she frick the horses now?
>how can we kill our IP even more?
>make her a menopausing women. also make her lesbian.
>GENIUS!
I'm truly curious about their thought process and how their deranged brains actually work.
They should give her breast cancer next.
breast cancer = bigger boob(s)
ANVILS
Maybe the baby they make will be the next Tomb Raider.
I thought Squeenix had sold TR?
deal is in the final stages and its supposed to officially trade hands to embracer by September, so its in a weird limbo where SE still technically owns Crystal dynamics.
Its for ESG credit points and endless bank money
Leftists are useful idiots
>blackrock
>ESG
tencent is the only competitor to blackrock though
Legit think we need the chinks to evaporate that fricking desert
This kind of thing needs WAY more exposure, way more.
Look up the twitter/Musk thing in detail. Its all corruption and reactions from lefties crying they can't censor anymore.
>musk wants to buy twatter fpr far more than it's worth
>CEOs mock him, call him names, say they don't want his money
>shareholders get involved (they DO want his money)
>deal seems to go foward
>twatter refuse to give real analytics data about user/bot ratio to Musk, breaking the deal's rules
>Musk cancels the deal
>twatter CEOs threaten to sue Musk if he doesn't buy
>everyone now knows that twatter is mostly bots
>twatter shares spiral down
>MSM keeps insulting the african-american inmigrant
This shitshow was cathartic to look at
The lefties are hilarious
is the deal still going through? the ass blasting if he actually gets twitter would bd amazing.
>Censoring a whole free speech platform is based and epic like what Ben Shapiro brainwashed me to believe
>allowing people to say trans people are bad is censorship
>I'm just saying they're bad not bullying them into suicide or anything
You're literally Tumblr 2
>"uuuh you know maybe taking hormones and cutting off your genitals because you feel bad about yourself isn't the best id-"
>"WOW STOP DRIVING ME INTO SUICIDE CHUD, REPORTED"
>I'm going to hold strangers on the internet accountable for MY actions
lol
and now the deal is going to court and twitter will have to disclose the real data
It was a pump and dump, he doesn't give a rat's ass about free speech. It doesn't even matter if the place is infested with bots, he waived the right to due diligence meaning twitter can force his ass to pay regardless of the bot problem.
>twitter can force his ass to pay
Keep dreaming, kek
>>MSM keeps insulting the african-american inmigrant
African Americans are an ethnic group anon, not a racial/continental group. Elon is South African American, not African American. If Idris Elba decided to move to the United States and became a citizen, would he be considered European American?
Holy cope Batman!
lol No, he's not buying Twitter at all. Musk is just an attention prostitute and that's all it ever was.
The series is callef Tomb Raider. Her dykery was always implies CHUDS.
Remember when these games were about finding ancient artefacts?
no? i mean you did that but the most talked about thing in tomb raider was always the sex appeeal
what is this revisionist history bullshit right now lol
wait didn't square enix sell tomb raider to embracer
like
Well I can guarantee you this games gonna bomb
games dont bohm anymore anon, since review scores and interest can be completely manufactured, and they're funded by people who don't care if the game succeeds
You've updated my journal.
I wish, TLOU2 in a better world should've been boycotted, but globohomosexual has brainwashed normies
Movies aside, has Lara ever had a love interest? I don't remember
in the comics and other side projects, but like its been mentioned - they're all interchangeable, since Lara is always focused on the mission at hand and has no time for relationships
Males, females or both?
males obviously
rihanna pratchet really tried to push to make Lara's friend Sam as a romantic interest in the new reboot, but it never went anywhere officially and only hinted at in the novelization and newer comics
The point is that Lara is beautiful, rich and aristocratic, she's what every man wants and she knows it
Giving her an actual love story or some bullshit cheapens the character - not that nulara is the same character anyway, just the new writers using our old beloved character as a corpse to wrap their ideology in and shamble around wearing
Cool.
Should've done it in the first reboot game, though. Wasted opportunity.
I really should get around to writing that Samus/Lara fanfiction.
Since when we don't like hot lesbs?
when they're in western video games
I always like hot lesbs.
Almost everybody around the world likes lesbians, and they're typically the go to for token diversity along with black guys with a few voice lines that won't piss off the majority of your fanbase. But then you have that ugly and gross shit, like Moon Over June for example...
As always, coomers go out of their way to justify woke shit written by troony script writers out of pure spite for their parents and men.
>out of pure spite for men 🙁
aren't you a sad little victim? you have become the very type of person you claimed to despise and it's hilarious.
>I can't tell the difference between an observation and a grievance
lol shut your 2-digit IQ having ass up.
>Coomers are useful idiots
We know
Since they look like this.
And nothing in your pic looks like Lara.
Because Lara was created decades ago, yes, changing her design would hurt the IP since would lack visual association.
But the ideology to change her subjective characteristics is present now, and it is responsible for creating those women. And none of them are famous or liked by the gaming demographic.
You are not very bright.
You think making her a lesbian would have zero impact on the IP? You're truly moronic if you think it won't.
What?
Of course it will have, what the frick are you talking about?
I'm talking about the association with her physical appearance you moron. That they cant change
But they will change other non physical attributes, which will result in more people abandoning her, but nothing near as they would if the appearance changed.
Again, you are not bright nor can properly read.
>Star Wars
You deserve all the bad things that ever happen to you.
I dont think you are able to understand what I am talking about.
Since 2003. Ganker has always been a based and redpilled trad website.
frick off troony, dykes are filth and so are (you)
mental illness is never attractive
Implying they will be hot you fricking moron, this is current year you brain dead monkey
Who the frick cares, she's always been a dikeoid. Go trigger the libs epic style somewhere else.
>just it ignore it goy. It'll go away if you just ignore it!!
israelite on israelite
always
>oh no this video game character wants to bang other girls my world is ending!!!
you people are such fricking pussies holy shit
But isn't Lara into pussy now?
it's never just a character that's gay it's political statements and it's cancer
>STOP NOTICING THAT EXTERNAL FORCES ARE TRYING TO CHANGE THINGS YOU LOVE
ok
it's a superficial change that will barely matter.
youre an adult man, stop whining like a toddler.
Except it's not superficial. "GAMES ARE POLITICAL" cry these people. They want YOUR GAMES to be a vehicle to drive THEIR IDEALS down YOUR THROAT. If that's what you want games to become, the fricking pill capsule with which you are fed, then by all means say nothing and be a passive tool who makes those around him more complacent to their methods.
what a homosexual lmao.
Make your own shit, your own original character. Why do we have to be ok with being forced to swallow shit we don't agree with?
NOT. everyone. agrees. with. your. LGTB. crap.
>forced to swallow...
nobody's forcing you to buy the game.
nobody asked you to agree with it.
you are a pansy.
Make your own original character, troony.
You know why you won't?
Because no one would like it. No one would buy it. And you know it. That's why you leech off established IP's.
You're mad because you know this is true.
>troony troony troony troony
you're not very smart and you seem to be detatched entirely from reality so i will just let you think you've won so i can leave.
>I’ve won just let me run away now
Mental illness. Nice bait tho.
cope more
Forcing people to accept things doesn’t work.
Everything you’ve done since 2016 has only made people more resentful.
>"Here's your choices, you can buy a game from a franchise you love oh by the way we're changing everything to fit our world view haha but we won't advertise that on the box or you can not buy it, and the franchise dies."
What a fair, non-manipulative schem-I mean "arrangement."
but the change wont effect gameplay and the only real issue you have with it is that it doesnt pander to you.
>JUST LET US CHANGE SEXUALITIES AROUND BRO, JUST LET US CHANGE NATIONALITIES AROUND BRO, JUST LET US REWRITE THE STORY TO BE MORE INCLUSIVE AND WOKE BRO
>YOU WON'T FEEL A THING I PROMISE BRO
Go to hell.
This. If LGBT is so important, and anyone can possibly be blind enough (or dishonest enough) to say they aren't trying to manipulate people, why can't they just make their own LGBT icons? Why do they have to "convert" ours? Same reason for blackwashing characters. Nobody actually wants those types of characters. So they have to take yours away.
>Why do they have to "convert" ours?
What do you mean "ours"? This intellectual property is not yours. You do not own anything. You are an incel chud virgin in his 30s.
More mine than it is yours, woke tourist who didn't even know a "Lara Croft" from the tampon he scavenged from the women's restroom.
>More mine than it is yours
So still none? Chud, you're hyperventilating. Relax and have consensual wholesome sex.
Right after you do. Any luck on those "lesbian" dating services? Any five-oclock shadows like yourself you'll compromise for?
I just had sex now with my polygroup of BIPOC ciswomen. It's your turn, sweetie. No seething allowed.
You misspelled Tripod
>just ignore it, it will surely fo away
frick off israelite
So make a new lesbian character instead of dyking a character that has been a straight male fantasy and object of desire for almost 30 years. They are doing this PRECISELY because of this, it's all fricking politics as usual.
troony "lesbians" with 5 o clock shadow need to appropriate everything because somehow, somewhere, it might get them laid and end their inceldom
go find a new straight male fantasy then you giganotohomosexual.
you can still jerk off to the mountains of str8 hentai this character has anyway.
You'd just end up turning her into a dyke as well. All you people can do is take and destroy, never create.
>just make your own game, chud!
>NOOOOOOO you can't make the game all white that's racist!!!
Every. Single. Time. But keep doing what you're doing. You're actually helping our cause.
so pedophilia and incest is good too right? you're a chud incel if you disagree
>superficial character change in a fricking video game is somehow comparable to pedophilia and incest
you are quite literally a tumblrina snowflake with a red coat of paint.
>YOU'RE THE SAME
Go shove your dog shit agenda elsewhere while screaming it doesn't matter but it needs to be done
you are comparing a fictional character's sexual preference to pedophilia.
those people you pretend to hate and be different from? they like to compare harmless things to criminal acts to make the harmless thing look bad.
you are a sad little piss ant who gets mad over fiction, just like them.
>It's her preference. It's harmless. It's not a big deal. It's not real anyway. It's her decision
Bootlicker defending his corporate masters and their hack writers to the death
If its a non issue why waste dev time and resources on it then
Keep screaming YOU'RE BAD TOO YOU'RE LIKE THEM while defending such a blatant corporate decision and attacking the ones wanting to keep social politics out of video games
>homosexuals are the majority of paedophiles and are usually homosexuals to begin with because of being molested usually by a family member
Hopefully monkey pox starts to kill you all off like aids did
I
Will
Not
Buy
Your
Game
Soon I will add Lara Croft into my harem.
Ha ha ha.
I thought Square sold of the TR rights, since the games flopped
Straight white woman are pretty pathetic. Lesbians and Trannies have pretty much taken all their spaces and heroes.
Totally fine with this, lesbianism is not as bad as homosexuality.
>attractive big boob pretty lady gamers used to tug their dicks to
>"HAHA take that gamer bros!!! GIRLS KISSING GIRLS, NOT KISSING YOU!! SHE'S OURS NOW!!" says the blue hairs writing her and every other modern triple-A property
Wow look how surprised I am by this riveting change in direction. So unpredictable in 2020+
>western storytelling in the past: badass action lead fights of monsters and travels the world in search of treasure and lost civilizations
>western storytelling now: some stinky dyke looking for her goblin gf
>mtf "lesbian" trannies working in gaming making Lara Croft gay
she wouldn't sleep with you Chris, I mean "Krystean"
But didn't she frick horses and dogs?
Want to see Lara die very violent deaths again, maybe even get breast cancer, and we the audience must feel bad for her struggles.
>square enix
I thought they already sold her IP?
Attractive women aren't gay. If they do happen to be gay they're toxic as hell and men don't wanna deal with them.
Why does Tomb Raider need a fricking love interest in the first place
No one even plays tomb raider
yuribros we won!
Square sold the IP. Good job op.
She always had dyke energy tbh
Also remember when they made the girl you save in the first game disappear because they didn't want people to think Lara was gay?
You mean this stronk independent tomboy of a woman who has had very passionate ""friendships"" with female characters and goes out of her way to not let her gender stop her from being the best at what she does MIGHT be a lesbian? No way!! Couldn't see that coming!!11
this is what the children here don't understand. its not like they would be taking a blatantly straight character that has suck 1000 dicks and magically making her a gay. here i assumed everyone already thought she was a lesbo.
>>this is what the children here don't understand
>said the anon that can't think outside of stereotypes
So I guess you're just going to conveniently forget all about Kurtis then and Lara's reactions to him.
you know she could be bi
Tbh I take strong woman characters even less seriously if they take dick
None of that makes a girl into a lesbian you gaslighting groomer
>strong women who don't let their gender hold them back from being heroes are all lesbians!
So glad we live in the progressive future of 2022
The 3D render poster is the only good poster in this thread.
She already has a troony face. Nu Lara is lost
same story like Overwatch.
wipe out anything that has been established and rewrite the character that it doesn't overlap with the character's previous self.
and boom, you have the usual shitfest that provokes fans and satisfies pron addicted morons.
feels good to be gullible, right fellow consoomers?
Cute shark
Frick that 40 fathoms bullshit
The modern female hero:
>acts like a man
>talks like a man
>moves like a man
>fights like a man
>eats like a man
>drinks like a man
>dresses like a man
>has flat chest like a man
>has small ass like a man
>likes to sleep with women like a man
Feminism won, guys!
This is so sad. We need more b_tches like Bloodborne's Plain Doll.
i'm not going to play it, i'll just watch the porn of her getting fricked by horses
i dont give a shit if she's a "lesbian" in the game, it's an imaginary sexuality that doesnt exist in reality to begin with
wow I'm so surprised
daily reminder mtf troony "lesbians" are incels
nothing gives me more sexual pleasure and happiness than murdering a sjw troony leftist irl
i hope bideo game devs keep putting lesbians and gays in their games.
Jokes on you, men can be lesbians now. Sorry sweaty we have double homosexuals evening things out now.
Her not being straight isn't boring enough for you sensitive losers, huh?
I don't play shit games so I could never care about this series, but the fact that people unironically get bothered by any of this shit makes me laugh. It's even better that you seething about it just makes the people you don't like buy the product more just to spite you, so in the end snowflakes always lose.
>makes the people you don't like buy the product more just to spite you
kek frick no you moron
When will people like you learn that the people screeching on twitter about muh diversity were never going to buy it in the first place.
Twitter is just a very vocal group of women screeching very loudly.
Turns out all you need is a small group of women to ruin companies and IPs for multiple generations. So now neither side wants to buy it.
By catering to one side who wouldn't buy it in the first place, you alienate those who would have actually bought it (which now refuse to out of principle, see the Lightyear movie. They forgot their actual audience was kids and not 40s something wine aunts.)
To be fair, you come off as a pretty mad yourself.
NOOO LARA IS NOT HAPPY, SHE PREFER BIG WHITE PENIS
laura has always been bisexual, and thats what the leak said, not lesbian dumbass
It's not surprising that they're turning her into a dyke. All she did was murder males 3 games straight in the reboot trilogy. Horrible female.
Womb Raider
Is this for a movie or a new game? Either way as long as I get to see her get hot and sweaty with a cute girl its a win for me
The endgame
Down the drain it goes.
>WB scraps two FINISHED race/gender swap super hero movies before they hit theaters.
No one realizes this is the beginning of the end of an era
Basically.
>"It's not our fault! It's audiences! They weren't ready! I'm still a hero btw! I'll take that check now, Mr. Fink!"
>character expresses affection to their same sex in a non romantic way
>LET'S MAKE THEM GAYS!
This is the same mentality that tumblr and twitter follows with their "ships" and the cancer that ultimately made Korra the poster girl for this type of ret-conning/re-writing. You'd hear them complaining about these allegations if it came from a straight man telling another one that they're gay because they hang out with only dudes.
Also, I don't recall Lara ever expressing a romantic interest in anyone, regardless of their sex/gender.
the part of the script leak that SE is mad about is still up on YT, only their patreon was DMCA'd
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I jack off exclusively to solo and lesbians.
All women are lesbian.
remember when the original lara croft was a model with a hot accent and giant fake breasts, and it was the most popular US title of the Sony era by a decent margin
then they brought it back and it struggled a bit early on thanks to a buggy release and shit framerate but it caught on and people raved about nu Lara and how appealing she was then
then they dumped nu Lara for wine mom Lara, sold exclusive rights to xbox for a pivotal game, put out two games no one played and are now making her old and gay? wtf is wrong with Western studios and their self immolation? They get these woke speakers at company conferences to brainwash these idiots into tanking their IPs
>wtf is wrong with Western studios
Blue haired Xers
YURICHADS WON
its every female lead character at this point. male writers can't write male and female relationships from the perspective of the woman.
They're missing out, my old man would still instantly buy a new PS1 style Tomb Raider released today.
>ps1 style
That would be nice
That's just good, it makes her violent tendencies way more realistic and believable.
/misc/ raped this board beyond recognition.
>/misc/ raped this board
>Blame the people trying to get politics out of games rather than the people who put them there in the first place
You're not blending in, frick off shill.
>Muh pol boogeyman
When are you going to accept that this is just how the majority of people think?
>this is just how the majority of people think?
Lol, massive cope.
Who won the election in 2020? Or the popular vote in 2016 for that matter.
>Who won the election in 2020?
Trump.
The government just decided they knew better and installed pedophile Biden.
Not an argument, homosexuals. The fact remains most people don't think like you. The fact you are pretty much forced to talk about your politics on a literal anime website because you aren't welcome anywhere else is further proof.
>gets told
>"not an argument"
BTFO
>The fact you are pretty much forced to talk about your politics on a literal anime website because you aren't welcome anywhere else is further proof.
No that's because the rest of the internet is pozed by globohomo, like most mainstream media for that matter. If you actually get out and touch grass (where you can't just set up a bot farm to shill a narrative) you'll see most people are sick of globohomo.
>muh drumpf
everytime, and you call people /misc/ raped lmao
>If youre not a seething mentally ill troony you must be a trumptard
Youre too far gone. Stop worshipping politicians and corporations
>blames /misc/ for the state of the website
>immediately goes to Drumpf
DA
Alot of newbies were introduced to Ganker via /misc/.
>"anti-sjws are just as bad as sjws, don't you agree?"
go back discord troon
Sex politics in vidya raped this board beyond recognition.
It raped the industry.
It raped the word rape, you can't even say it online anymore without getting banned.
>Old devs make a strong independent woman who don't need no man
>New devs: SHE MUST BE GAY SHE ACTS LIKE A MAN SHE MUST BE A LESBO SHE MUST BE TRANS OR SOMETHING SHE DOESN'T ACT LIKE A WOMAN IS SHE GAY?
So progressive
its like they didn't understand the girl power 90s because they are moronic late millennials who aren't into "nostalgia"
This thread is just inundated with trannies gushing over dykes.
why do you still believe every shit someone says?
i bet its all bullshit. the next tomb raider game will come, sonest 2025.
No Lara wont be Gay.
if her girlfriend has bigger breasts I'm in
women aren't allowed to have breasts anymore. its a miracle they left lara's the size they are now
Looking forward to a Last of Us remake with straight Ellie. No one would have an issue with that, right?
they turned old femme fatale adventurer Lara from a late 20s chaddette sigma femvolcel into just another horny teenager...
fricking filthy degenerates...
i'll be the first to admit that Lara's triangle breasts were what baited me into the series, but as meme worthy as they were, her looks were neither the only nor the main reason why she became such a timeless icon
i remember seeing this scene as a teen and the rock hard bonner it made me pop had nothing to do with my coomer libido
Nice. I want to see Lara banging native chicks like it's the heyday of the British empire again.
What's the point, without a penis? She can't truly plant her flag for queen and country.
Why would you want to see a blokes dick for? What are you, a poof or something?
Besides, she could use a strap-on if penetration is required.
>nu-Ganker is appalled at the idea of Lara Croft getting in on with another girl
What went wrong?
they're probably worried that lara will go the route of most women in modern games and be uglified due to lame roasties. a sign of things to come. like me when I watch laura kiss a girl. I come.
Contrarianism.
Ugly dyke nu-lara. Give me PSX Lara Croft going down on PSX Black Cat and my dick will be diamonds, but don't lie to yourself thinking that it won't be ugly butch sex like tlou2
chuddism. everything is woke if it is different
This would have been fine ten years ago when lesbianism would be two hot girls tonguing each other.
Today however, hot women aren't allowed and if they're lesbians they'll assume traditional gender roles with one being a butch and basically completely unattractive to the male gaze.
tldr; this form of girl on girl action doesn't appeal to the male gaze
"lesbian sex" today means a man in a dress trying to force a 400 lbs side-shaved whale to reluctantly take his penis inside her
This
Lesbianiam isn't about male satisfaction like it was in the Howard Stern years
Now one of the women has to have a beard
This isn't 2005, it will not be sexy, it will intentionally be gross and "off-putting to the male gaze"
Neat. Now I can claim that all of that lesbian r34 is canon and no one can stop me.
Wasn't she already a porn lesbian in Tomb Raider 3?
This character hasn't been interesting for years.
>From British Bombshell to Vintage Fridge Latinx
How do you file a case for Sony raping their IPs?
>female love interest
How is she supposed to have sex with a mare?
who the frick cares lmao, i just want remasters of the original games and maybe legend trilogy
>Ganker pretending that they will make her and her gf attractive and show anything interesting
It will be two ugly dykes talking about how white men are the worst.
they've already ruined her beyond repair anyway, why do we care?
also
>square enix
I thought they sold TR to embracer?
>why games are shit now
Because it's a reddit casual saying it.
I havent played a tomb raider game since core design still made em, and perfectly fine keeping it like this!
Honest question do people still care about these games?
I had a vague hope that the change in dev/publisher might result in something more like the old games but that is gone.
I don't care because not even one part of the shitty TR reboot has been better then the most mediocre Uncharted game, and all of those are 6/10s at BEST.
Maybe if they made a good fricking video game people would give a shit.
locations in rise were comfy, also shooting in uncharted is dogshit even tomb raider reboots aren't that bad. stealth in uncharted is non existent, and puzzles are brain dead moronic. only thing that uncharted does better are call of duty setpieces where you press X to be cool.
tomb ph@gg0t
just saying how it is snoy moron. last few good games from naughty dog were jak and daxter series everything that followed was mediocre at best.
>Make established franchise character a homosexual, Black person or troon
>Leftists will die defending their corporate masters
Ted was right. They are useful idiots
bump
I don’t care.
With a female house you say? How would that work out?
>house
horse*
Would people still be angry if this was early Lara and she had a harem of hot b***hes?
Rather see her have sex with a girl than frick yet another horse
FRICK YES
KEEP WINNING YURICHADS
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I don't care as long as we get SFM porn of her.
They are making her an old dyke specifically because of SFM
I can see why SquareEnix was afraid how cute girls doing cute things would cannibalize their sales.
>Ctrl+F "horse"
>only 8 results
Sad!
>Laura on her new adventure to cure her monkey pox, beat her gf to death and molest a child
STUNNING AND BRAVE
nuLara is for horses only
square don't even own tomb raider anymore do they?
I shall thoroughly enjoy the dykebreaking r34, just like that one kinograhic one with tracer and emily
i won't buy it, simple as.
if i ever meet a bestiality or futa gay irl i am going to stomp his teeth into the pavement
The worse part is the casting. They want her to look like a plank dyke.
It's like they want to get rid of the r34 content.
sometimes I get mad because with better graphics we got ugly females. things were much simpler when devs were hardware limited.
I like how we've looped back into the stereotype of all athletic women being dykes
We
blackrock demanded for ESG points
Why is everyone pretending to care about this? Lara Croft hasn't been relevant for decades now
>just ignore
>just let they change whatever they want
>they have no real power
>it is all in your head
It's been pozzed for fricking decades now. Nu-Lara Kroft was always ugly as shit and her literal new backstory was some shitty "hitman sexually assaulted me and tried to rape me!!!" shit, which is precisely why she's irrelevant and nobody cares about her
Anybody think it's hilariously ironic how nearly every strong, capable woman HAS to be a dyke or bi?
they also have to be ugly and mannish
Yeah it's hilarious, they went full circle in their moronation.
She was supposed to be gay for the nip girl in the first reboot game, but higher ups stopped that some dev revealed at some point after the first game released.
Funny how now it's probably higher ups who demand that she is gay.
>higher ups who demand
I thought it'd be the opposite with embracer but I guess not.
What I think is actually happening, is the new publisher is basically giving Crystal free reign to do whatever the frick they want (probably because they don't have high expectations for sales and figure why the hell not). Crystal now can get away with doing all the moronic, pozzed dumb as shit they've always wanted to do with Tomb Raider but couldn't get away with because of Eidos or Square telling them no. It's like letting a down syndrome kid loose in a candy store.
i can see that happening.
This realistically wouldn't have been an issue even 5 years ago. Lara doesn't have a strong hetero identity in anything but the Hollywood movies.
No really, are you guys moronic? This is a lot of complaining for a game series you wouldn't pay for anyway. Have contrarian smoothbrains from /misc/ really taken over this board? We can't even like lesbians because they're too woke? Eat a dick homosexuals holy shit.
>fictional girl shows even a hint of elbow grease
>lesbian
Everytime kek
If she was dyke she wouldn't have said to that guy in Angel of Darkness, with a sexy tone
>let's talk in the car
Anon, why would you assume Crystal Dynamics cares about Core's Lara and any lore introduced by those games.
Bisexuality.
>Lara has only shown interest in men
>W-well she's actually bisexual
Holy shit just admit this is a fetish thing for you.
No, I'm just giving an alternate option. I actually don't really care if Lara is made a lesbian, it's just funny to see Ganker chimpout over something that 15 years ago they would have jerked their dicks off to.
Anita was right. Old lara was just a sex object and nothing more. Im glad that tomb raider is changing for the better
You're just a sex object, you even pretended to change your gender to be so for attention
Your character is just a sex object
>sexy woman's don't exist and if they do they are sex objects
How much moronic can you go
The relationship with Sam was literally the only interesting thing in the reboot, and they ditched that by the second game.
Both sides are moronic
If /misc/ wasn't mostly a bunch of caveman lv. but true classy moral soldiers from the old ages, it could have been better
That's just fanservice, not making characters sex objects
If we go by this logic then the beach is controversial because womans wear bikinis
>If we go by this logic then the beach is controversial because womans wear bikinis
Did you think bikinis were always the dominant wear for women?
There is a difference between a woman sexualizing herself and men sexualizing women. Those pictures make lara croft an object of lust, therefore a sex object.
Bait
Where does the prevalent notion that only gay women can have agency stem from? Is it something taught in writing classes?
I won't buy it cause they will make Lara a granny therefore woke trash
There is absolutely positively nothing wrong with being a sex object at all. Nothing!
the modern day victorians (mostly incels, lesbians and trannies) who say otherwise are just too ugly to be considered sexy
Woman who hate "sex object" woman are just jelly as frick.
those "women" usually grow a beard if they forget to shave for a couple days
So dont blame me for the source i just picked the first thing google showed me.
https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2020/07/21/tomb-raider-lara-croft-lesbian-queer-inferno-comic-jackson-lanzing-gail-simone-sam/
Looks lara was supposed to be gay from the start in the reboot series from the dev point of view.
But that's not the problem here, if they made new lara that i wouldn't gave a frick but op points all lara's, which lara's there are many of them
Wait, I thought the reboot trilogy failed? That's why SE sold off the company. Why are they make ANOTHER Tomb Raider game?
Why are these morons ITT acting like what will happen in the game with corporate and modern political-approved writing is even remotely comparable to fan-made porn? Dumbest fricking thread I've read today.
You know what's funny, modern people knows more the porn of the characters rather than the series themselves but it's not just them but even those that recently aquired old franchises they heard so much from fricking porn
Love you Lara.
<3
First Obi One, then Asoka, then Frieza and now Lara, the past sexy icon for males of the 90-2000's, now considered evil sexists because modern agendas
If this does not end, it just gonna continue endlessly until everything became endless toxic swamps of degenerate cancer
>pick memorable characters/series
>subvert them to have been lgbt all along because degenerate left new handlers of franchises and non-canon porn
>old fans not happy about it but can't do nothing because they are not the target point to modern entertainment handlers anymore, new progressive fans that are such focus say its ok like the devs. say because she always threated bad man when that's not the point (did not even played the games), driving the old away
>normies don't give a frick about it and are more than happy to slop all modern entertainment that literally shits on them but are too dumb/brainwashed to realize it, while modern zoomers love it because their brains were literally fried by daily exposure to all the most vile and wicked types of degenerate porn
>threads are raid lgbt folks that think they won because are majority in threads, more people that go against it out of pure Justice and not because are part of /misc/ are absent because they left internet and likely modern entertainment as a whole due to the absolute state and don't want to engage in such war
Guess there's nothing much that can be done anymore