OH NO! The Princess of Being a Bunny Among Other Things has been suspended in mid-air by some kind of magical energy shackles, and now she needs the assistance of a master wizard to get down. That title is easily applicable to someone as experienced with staying a vi- I mean video game magic as yourself! How do you go about dispelling the princess' bindings?
there has been a save the princess thread on /i/ for the past 183 days
in case anyone is curious
Thank you.
>Cast 'Command Construct' on shakles to take control of them, so they can be moved
>Lower her down slowly
>Hover her feet just above my head
>'My my princess, what cute widdle toes you have'
I transform her into a sheep. Not an anthro one, just an old boring big sheep.
The wizard wanted a princess, not a sheep, so he will let her go
Honestly I think this was better when it was the bunny princess in the striped sweater being defended by John Cena.
Especially since nobody actually remembered to free her
Given her vertical position compared to mine as well as her choice of attire I see only one obvious course of action.
>filename
S-E-Spacebar
A-R-S-E-Shift+M2
What can I do depends on what spell cards I draw
>randomly generates starting hand
>no dispel
Fuck me, I hate this game.
Well, time to start burning through cards until you draw one
I'll help her all right
Touch her bunny paws for good luck.
First ask her for consent.
No I need good luck and only her cute bunny paws can provide it.
>kiss them
Yes I will kiss them.
Have you looked at her face? I doubt she even has the mental capacity to consent to anything, let alone be upset at it being breached
I'm pretty sure that's her butthole. I think she's upside down.
how the hell that saves the bunny
Her astral braps will shatter those shackles, but unfortunately the force will push that bunny all the way to Kansas.
does that count as saving?
Ending up in Kansas? Probably not, In fact I think we made things much worse.
NOT VIDYA BUTTS IN MY STP THREAD!!! I CAN'T FUCKING ESCAPE IT
accept the butt
only the bunny's butt
Don't worry. I'll cover it using my face.
I thought her hands and magic stuff was like, the master sword or some fucked up ears for a while.
Holy crap she has a magic sword stuck on her head
Now we know what's keeping her in the air.