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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was he actually such a fearsome warrior in canon?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      We has a warrior, but not as big as a deal in the novel.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was, but he lived in a time where tactics were becoming much more important than pure skill. And boy, he was fricking stupid.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, he was, but mostly for his army more

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      In the books (and media which follows the books) he's a really big deal, not quite as superhuman as the games make him out but at the top of the food chain for sure. Historically he wasn't that big of a deal at all, Sun Jian and a handful of his river peasants pushed his shit in at least twice for example, but because Lu Bu assassinated Dong Zhuo he gets dicksucked by revisionists.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      No which is why China is actively censoring him right now. Just mentioning his name will result in your entire family trees death

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah.

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would you stand a chance against his daughter?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would gladly be a prisoner of war and be executed by lu lingqi if it means I get to be near her feet as she cuts my head off

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        If anything, Lingqi is the one that gets captured.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          SHEDED

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why are doujin artists so moronic. This is the reason Kamiya had to complain that these gays made Bayonetta a passive little doe. So many spineless b***hes in jap media and they take the few spunky women and turn them mellow.

          Talentless, weak "men".

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Women only exist to be fricked and nothing else

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Porn isn't supposed to be rational to begin with. Its supposed to stimulate erotic emotions.
            If the author wants to make a scenario where he and his pals are dicking down Lingqi into submission because that's what makes his dick hard, then sure.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well what kind of Lingqi porn do you want to have people draw then

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                I want Lu Lingqi to capture me and sit on my face until i fricking die

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                Weak. I would have Lingqi take me out on a date and hold hands together.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                ok virgin

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                I like both off-model and on-model. All I care is the character.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's because they're depicted as strong and willful that it gets them off to take that away from them and break their spirit. It's a step along the humiliation path to ryona and then on to guro. It's not what I like; I prefer seduction and very soft dom, but others prefer grinding a happy pretty face into the ground

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          gangbang porn is degenerate garbage catered to closet homos
          >b-b-but the girl feels more pleasure with dicks in every hole
          Completely irrelevant. Stop self-inserting as the girl, homosexual.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      game?

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know what, I'm gonna pursue him

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    did anyone watch the movie

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was so bad that it was good. First 10 minutes is an absolute kino clusterfrick.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the lu bu part was pretty cool though with all the reenactments of the opening intros

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who's stronger, Lu Bu or Xiang Yu

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      His special ability in ROTK13 is called Best In History so gotta be him.

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just started another rewatch of three kingdoms
    I might actually buy empires 9

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lack of DW doujin is disturbing me

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I WONT BE DENIED NEXT TIME

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous
  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Lu Bu won the western character poll a few years back

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

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