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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sauce https://nichegamer.com/microsoft-cautions-developers-to-avoid-curvy-female-characters/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a source. Source would be where Microsoft's statement comes from.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fine. Here https://developer.microsoft.com/en-us/games/resources/productinclusion/product-inclusion-actions/help-customers-feel-seen/

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >When the story allows, do you show male characters who display a full range of emotions, including joy, sadness, and vulnerability?
          That is how we got nu-kratos

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Interesting...I wonder where they conducted the survey...

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what about FRICKING GAMEPLAY
            both of those things are worthless fricking shit current gaming

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm glad xbox is dying

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > 98% agree
            That doesnt pass the smell test. Less than 90% of people agreed that games should have accesability options. And you're telling me that 98% of respondents said that there aren't enough Black folk in their games.

            My guess is that the respondents definition of diverse is different from what we see. To them it probably means just interesting and unique. While to google or means more shitskins

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Forgot image

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > 98% agree
                That doesnt pass the smell test. Less than 90% of people agreed that games should have accesability options. And you're telling me that 98% of respondents said that there aren't enough Black folk in their games.

                My guess is that the respondents definition of diverse is different from what we see. To them it probably means just interesting and unique. While to google or means more shitskins

                Weird, that stuff's actually important. Even something like Red/Green is nearly 10% of your target demographic. Not accounting for it with simple fixes would be kind of dumb.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Company surveys and focus groups have always been skewed to give the result the person in charge wants to show.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They probably worded it in a disingenuous way
              Something like "how important is having multiple different characters" instead of "how important is having diverse characters"

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes I would like to have more than muh bald spess murine guy, thus diverse castings in games are important.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There is nothing wrong with having diverse stories and characters. I don't want every singleplayer fps to be DOOM and every MC to be doomslayer despite me loving both.
            The issue is that "diversity" nowadays is only applied to ethnicity and sexual orientation instead of the stuff that matters like personality.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Microsoft is telling people to avoid curvy female characters!
      >it says to avoid exaggerated proportions
      One of these things is not like the other. That being said, if I want Picasso proportions it's because that's the style of my game.

      Interesting...I wonder where they conducted the survey...

      They have the survey there so look it up. It could very well be that it had flaws in its methodology

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pedophile company

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wendy was such a fricking death knell for corpo social media

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lefties want you to not body shame
    >lefties are the biggest body shamers
    Really activates those almonds.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a lefty and architect. Frick off with your American way of thinking.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i'm a lefty and i love obese women
        Checks out.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >women
          you mean, women (male), right?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm a lefty
        Why are you mentally ill?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's too hard for trannies to self-insert if you make a woman look like a woman. No I'm not joking.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Someone post that fricking quote

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen a company suicide so fast. It's like Microsoft is following the Theranos business model

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    xcucks btfo. They probably drink bud light too

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good morning saar!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"feel seen"
      That's so moronic. Stop catering to stuck-up self-absorbed selfish people who think that everything must be an avatar of themselves.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >feel seen
      >main customers of videogames (men) have been invisible all their lives

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is what you get for listening to your HR department instead of customer. Guess it's all but confirmed that Microsoft will be leaving the console space, and that Xbox is a dead brand.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does microsoft hate real women

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make blunder after blunder
    >still winning
    Having infinite money is great, you dont have to even have any customers

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can someone nuke america already

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >microsoft hates beauty
    no shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i think there’s some law that states every landing page has to have an ugly shitskin front and center, i am constantly assaulted with ugly shitskins on company websites

      the stupid israelite is trying to participate despite having a game with a character creator where it doesn’t even apply

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They just don't fricking get it.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homoglobo
    >people should have the freedom to express themselves however they like, dress however they like, frick whoever they like, steal whatever they like, and be free to do whatever the frick they want
    also homoglobo
    >NO DON'T EXPRESS YOURSELF LIKE THAT!!! DON'T WRITE, DRAW, DEVELOP, ETC ANY WORKS THAT VIOLATE THE PRECIOUS STATUS QUO!!! JUST PET THE HECKIN DOGGO

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Microsoft can suck my dick and frick off. Piece of shit company should die already

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get why DEI+ESG is better than sales or pajeets in MS thinks fat ugly women are better for cooming?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    israelite wants profit. Woke doesn't give him more shekels.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We should be woke to stop them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, we should avoid woke and ~~*their*~~ companies together.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >stop noticing things

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When the woman I loved committed suicide, anti-SJWs laughed. I noticed all I need to that day. I will forever be on the side of the SJWs.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          did they laugh too?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and? tell me why i shouldnt be mad

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They just want to completely destroy themselves don't they?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    idk seems like rage bait to me
    game pass doesn't even have coomer shit on it to begin with so who cares

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Wait why isnt our game selling?"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pereira is a israeli surname

        That company does not even have a game out yet and I think the games that they are making are f2p

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          god damn I would bury my dick in her and never, ever pull out

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          White girls literally can't compete with this level of beauty.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pereira is a israeli surname

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > stats pulled out of their ass

      Also how would you even measure that? How many games and when were they made? Are you including games with character generators? Games with actual athletes? I would think there’s more animal/non human characters than white male characters currently.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > stats pulled out of their ass

      Also how would you even measure that? How many games and when were they made? Are you including games with character generators? Games with actual athletes? I would think there’s more animal/non human characters than white male characters currently.

      I actually looked it up
      around 2016 36% of protagonists were male
      In 2020, it was 28%
      Where the frick are they getting 95% from? Bare in mind, I didnt even narrow down skin colour, just genitals
      Games have had women in them for forever, loads of them, every archer ever is a woman.
      If you lie confidently enough, your base of morons will believe you regardless

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Where the frick are they getting 95% from?
        It's a baseless assumption they pulled out of their ass because their ideology tells them it should be true, even though it does not correspond even remotely with reality

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wokeists only understand pre-obama and post-obama, legends say women and blacks were still enslaved in the pre-obama dark ages

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stellar Blade really is just causing chronic assrash, isn't it? Not a day has gone by in months that someone hasn't seethed about it.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But Americans are THE exaggerated body proportion

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile Microsoft Activision Diablo 4:

    Uses celebrity 'Megan Fox' for Diablo 4 hardcore event.
    Uses Halsey and BTS rapper Suga for Diablo 4, while being half-naked.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I agree with MC, as a e-girlcon I want cute young girls as my protagonists.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Microsoft is still trying to buy up all the stupid developers that fall for this, they already got blizzard and bethy.

    Microsoft want developers to alienate their audiences so they destroy their stock prices, so they can buy them.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >console sales are inth e toilet
    >hire a diversity CEO whor ace-carded her way toth e top
    >ban attractive women to further nuke sales

    They do know they're trying to make money, don't they?

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no goy there is no concerted effort to uglify females stop saying that! just keep consuming product oy vey

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when the acquisition arc was going on and all blizzard drones where cheering for microsoft saiyng they would fix everything and make blizzard based again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blizzard's completely irrelvant now.

      Microsoft aquired EA, Activision/Blizzard, and Bethesda, and have nothing of any relevance to show for it.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    curvy as in HAES curvy, or curvy as in 'wew lad' curvy
    or is the ambiguity deliberate

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Microsoft urges players not to buy their games.
    Easy enough.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, no, no, no, no. Microsoft, your console…

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Go the frick outside
    >Lovely women with good proportions
    >Some of them really nice to me
    >Take a bus
    >Same deal
    >Get back home
    >Play random "realistic" modern AAA game
    >Females ugly as frick, unfunny and not at all like the ones from real life

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Breaking news: Latinas banned from Xbox games

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *latinx

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We can only hope that microsoft eventually gets tired of being in last place and fricks off from gaming. Absolute cancer they are.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chuds are losing Gamergate 2 harder than ever before lol. Big government is involved and even Microsoft is cucking you guys too. What's the next powermove, huh? WHAT'S THE NEXT POWERMOVE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not paying for garbage and then reading articles about how the garbage peddlers are freshly unemployed.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >microshat orders developers to commit suicide

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