>[Perception] i can see that you'd like to talk to me, hi >hello >hello >WHATS UP HAHA
it keeps happening. theres not even the cope that they couldve been working on something else. this is just what bethesda does. i might play Elex or Gothic at some point to see if anything else has actually caught up
>[Medicine] I know medicine. OH NO YOU'RE DYING >OH NO YOU'RE DYING >OH NO YOU'RE DYING >OH NO YOU'RE DYING
damn... tough choices... but exciting... thank you todd...
>hagfu spends her last moments in the arms of another man
Todd has written a prophesy upon his head. Also that first dialogue option is some Jimmy Neutron shit.
[Visual Calculus]: The pallid hue of her skin implies reduced bloodflow. The welt on the side of her head indicates a sudden blunt-force impact, likely from collapsing to the ground. The spot of blood at the corner of her mouth suggests internal bleeding.
[Conceptualization]: Or... that she's a secret vampire. A space vampire!
[Hand-eye Coordination]: Your fingers ever-so-slightly twitch towards the bundle of gays you store in your backpocket for emergencies.
[Half-life]: Why's does this fucking random moron get to hold her. We're the goddamned Starborn. IT SHOULD BE US!
[Physical Instrument]: Cold cock the monkey in the jaw then grab her tits. Such is our right. Our Destiny!
[Perception]: Her nipples are already hard...
[Electrochemistry]: So are ours. We have so much in common.
[Interfacing]: Welp, RIP. By that way. does she have anything valuable in her wallet.
I didn't like Starfield. I got it free on gamepass. Not a single thing those damned Pajeets or Bharat's or whatever the fuck they wanna be called said is in the game, is in the game. Literally every one of those gay chad Starfield posts is filled with nothing but lies about shit you're not able to do. There's no jetpack sex, there's no jailbait blondie, there's like a million trannies and a billion morons, there's a waypoint system that points to every objective, and exploration is rewarded with the same thing as staring at a wall.
MADAM
Why is there period blood on the floor?
DO NOT
DIE DEAR PLEASE SOMEONE DO THE NEEDFUL AND CALL MY COUSIN SANJAY
Hate when I drop my cherry kool aid
HEY YOU BITCH
LISTEN TO ME
MADAM YOUR BOOBS AND VAGENE
Starfield? More like No Man's Skyrim.
Carlos!!!
>no pun
worst carlos post
>zero actual choices
>really bad dialogue
Emil really outdid himself this time
>[Perception] i can see that you'd like to talk to me, hi
>hello
>hello
>WHATS UP HAHA
it keeps happening. theres not even the cope that they couldve been working on something else. this is just what bethesda does. i might play Elex or Gothic at some point to see if anything else has actually caught up
GOOD MORNING SIRS
SIR DELETE
wtf is that punctuation
>[Medicine] I know medicine. OH NO YOU'RE DYING
>OH NO YOU'RE DYING
>OH NO YOU'RE DYING
>OH NO YOU'RE DYING
damn... tough choices... but exciting... thank you todd...
How do I get this to happen? I fucking hate her judgey ass
All of the choices are so fucking stupid but the one that makes me laugh the most is
>What happened Sarah? Can you move? Can you talk?
YOU BITTTCH
>(man of culture): Quick, while she is still warm!
I laughed hard when the postwall roastie died. Ended the game before her funeral could happen too, get fucked roastoid.
>hagfu spends her last moments in the arms of another man
Todd has written a prophesy upon his head. Also that first dialogue option is some Jimmy Neutron shit.
I'm getting more of a seared bite from No Man's Sky
No no no no....
Bethesda really needs to get their writers completely zonked out of their minds again.
I suggest DMT this time.
TYRONE SAR PLEASE OF MOVING I MUST DO THE RAPEFUL
> I MUST DO THE RAPEFUL
Fucking love you man
>[perception] it looks like she is dying
>[wanted] they gonna pin this on me again!
>[gastronomy] she is cooked
[Visual Calculus]: The pallid hue of her skin implies reduced bloodflow. The welt on the side of her head indicates a sudden blunt-force impact, likely from collapsing to the ground. The spot of blood at the corner of her mouth suggests internal bleeding.
[Conceptualization]: Or... that she's a secret vampire. A space vampire!
[Hand-eye Coordination]: Your fingers ever-so-slightly twitch towards the bundle of gays you store in your backpocket for emergencies.
[Half-life]: Why's does this fucking random moron get to hold her. We're the goddamned Starborn. IT SHOULD BE US!
[Physical Instrument]: Cold cock the monkey in the jaw then grab her tits. Such is our right. Our Destiny!
[Perception]: Her nipples are already hard...
[Electrochemistry]: So are ours. We have so much in common.
[Interfacing]: Welp, RIP. By that way. does she have anything valuable in her wallet.
>[Conceptualization]: Or... that she's a secret vampire. A space vampire!
Sounds more like Inland Empire.
Inland Empire would tell you to play a better videogame.
No... no no no no... get up bitch bastard get up and do the needful bastard bitch
>What happened to Sarah?
MOVE ASIDE moron BENCHOD BOSTARD I MUST DO THE NEEDFUL WITH MA'AM, GET UP YOU BLOODY STUPID BITCH
>Sarah Morgan has a British accent
damn I wanted virginian
Your vitals are... https://youtu.be/U1UtRnGn5hc?si=PbKUlJzJtfApEovA
Bethesda's dialogue is so fucking bad holy shit
Sarah... Sarah it's me... It's me, Sarah... bloody bitch not respond you go to the hell I fuck you
STUPID BITCH WHORE I KILL YOU AGAIN
DO NOT REDEEM THE BOBS AND VAGENE
so what's the actual context of this? is she scripted to die at some point or something?
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Yeah at some point in the main quest the companion with whom you have the least affinity dies.
>No option to just leave
I didn't like Starfield. I got it free on gamepass. Not a single thing those damned Pajeets or Bharat's or whatever the fuck they wanna be called said is in the game, is in the game. Literally every one of those gay chad Starfield posts is filled with nothing but lies about shit you're not able to do. There's no jetpack sex, there's no jailbait blondie, there's like a million trannies and a billion morons, there's a waypoint system that points to every objective, and exploration is rewarded with the same thing as staring at a wall.
>[MEDICINE] "According to my calculations you have been shot several times and are now laying in a pool of your own blood"
Todd you've done it again!
[Sir] Bloody Maam... your card is... no no no bloody benchod do not redeem it