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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >average milla enjoyer vs average milla hater

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's cringekino if you go in with the expectation it's a parody of what if america made a monster hunter movie

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >its the modern military comes across a threat far beyond their scope of imagination and triumphs in the end
    Everyone knows this director and his wife are shit but you think people would have done away with that tired trope. Transformers movies were panned because a bunch of morons with pistols were blowing holes in 40 foot robots.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What was the reasoning as to why normal guns didn't work on monsters anyway?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Plot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Godzilla (Forma de 90's) was the same with the military somehow killing a unstoppable monster lizard because the American Military machine can't ever look bad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>its the modern military comes across a threat far beyond their scope of imagination and triumphs in the end
      Have you actually seen the movie? Because it's the modern military encounters a threat beyond their scope of imagination and then they all fricking die movie. I sometimes wonder if any of you people actually watched this movie. It's literally just Mortal Kombat. Artemis is basically Johnny Cage. Fish out of water protag who has the rules of the world explained to them. The other guy is basically Liu Kang. Martial artist, knows what he's doing. Asian.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember hearing about this years ago and assuming it was vaporware. Can't believe it was a real thing

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You think that’s bad?
    Dynasty Warriors got a Netflix show and I’ve never heard anyone even mention it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      did they just take some shitty chinese historical drama and put the dynasty warriors name on it for international versions? because it really looks like it.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man all these capcom properties have really been competing with each other over who can make the worst adaptation

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hate on these kuso movies all that you want, but Uwe Boll manages to keep rich enough to keep pumping out flop passions of projects staring his gamer girl wife and that is commendable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >staring his gamer girl wife
      Do you mean Paul W.S Anderson?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Rathalos
    >Fire DBs

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >They keep giving video game licenses to c**ts luke Uwe Boll and Paul "the shitty one" Anderson
    Why is this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To keep the rights. Nobody wants to make a movie out of a niche franchise where you kill monsters and dinosaurs while being helped by little cat people. Its just scavengers picking up scraps. Resident Evil may have been popular as a vidya franchise but nobody would care to see a few police officers stranded in a mansion or the outbreak of a virus from a pharmaceutical company.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Nobody wants to make a movie out of a niche franchise where you kill monsters and dinosaurs while being helped by little cat people.
        Anderson did. That's why he personally bought the rights after playing one the PSP games around 2010. He saw potential. It's like how he played RE1 in 1996 and immediately started writing a ripoff called "The Undead" that turned into the first Resident Evil film. His next movie is In the Lost Lands, based on a George R.R. Martin short story that a German director named Constantin Werner bought the rights to back in like 2014, before handing the project over to Anderson because Anderson has the clout to get it made. It stars Milla Jovovich as "Alys", not to be confused with "Alice" and takes place in a dystopian post-post-apocalyptic future where a strange and mysterious woman named Alys is tasked with retrieving the secret of shapeshifting from the desolate wastes. Gonna be kino.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Capcom like Paul Anderson, and Anderson bought the rights to Monster Hunter long before it was popular outside Japan. He got busy making other films, and Monster Hunter went through a lot of drafts. In early versions it was going to be about Monster Hunter creatures coming into the human world. This was scrapped because it's stupid, with the decision being made to set the movie in the Monster Hunter universe, but frame the film similarly to Mortal Kombat, which is an Isekai franchise people inexplicably pretend isn't an Isekai. Ultimately, the film wasn't successful, but Capcom liked it. There is basically no chance of another MH movie being made because if Anderson can't do it, nobody can. Look what happened when other people tried to make Resident Evil movies. They all flopped.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How would you have made a Monster Hunter Movie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You don't.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anime OVA sold on blu ray for $40. $60 for the collectors edition which comes with a second disc with behind the scenes extras and shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1h ecology video of a great jaggi living around. No actors. He dies to a zinogre at the end.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just make a cgi movie in the same style of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpfxbDGzgLY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That animated one with characters either based on or explicitly meant to be the Ace guild crew from MH4 was relatively faithful even if the protag was a cringey homosexual but even that's at least respecting source canon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >even if the protag was a cringey homosexual but even that's at least respecting source canon
        kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Similar to the Legends of the Guild movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A fake documentary voiced by Werner Herzog.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      5 part of nature documentary detailing all levels of monster hunter ecosystem. First part could be about herbivores, second part about low level predators like the -dromes or Kut-ku, third about mid level predators like Rathian, Tetsucabra, Khezu, etc. fourth about the apex predators like Brachydios, Seregios, Zinogre, and fifth part being about Elder Dragons and ED level monsters like Rajang

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Isekai of me marrying all the female npcs with occasional hunting fight scenes

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