Oh, you're a gamer anon? Then why don't you prove it by naming three games you like and what you like about them
Oh, you're a gamer anon?
Oh, you're a gamer anon? Then why don't you prove it by naming three games you like and what you like about them
What is this, a cross examination? This date is over.
>What is this, a cross examination? This date is over.
>turns 360 and walks away
Well I like boobs, I mean tits, I mean knockers, I mean hooters
>and what you like about them
You ready for a five hour retrospective in oral form?
this chick goes at my gym, it's impossible to describe how perfect her ass is
Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan 2: Electric Boogaloo
Jackie Chan 3: Don't want trouble
I don't need to prove shit to you, you vapid cunt. And just so you know, you WILL be paying for your drink.
I like Sexo, Sexo 2: Day of Reckining and S3XO, theyre cool
>3dpd
don't post on my board again
Koikatsu
Honey Select 2
Rapelay
I like the because...höhöhöh :DD
"Oh, you're a gamer anon? Then why don't you prove it b- *GAWK-GAWK-GAWK-GAWK-GAWK*"
You're not anime
Why is she drinking piss?
>stirrer
>straw
>mason jar
Anon, pls.
It's a popular beverage in Germany
it's 2023 anon, get with the times or the world will progress without you.
Not even that anon but he’s right other anon. Girls drink piss now like it’s water. Drinking piss now is like anal was back in the day.
>drinking beer is progress
kek. You ex-cultists are funny.
I don't know how I ended up in this restaurant, but sure.
>Counter-Strike 2
I'm new to this series of games but finally get the appeal of them. The guns feel great to use, and outsmarting my enemies is very gratifying. Even if I die during a round I get to spectate someone else and either cheer them on or ask my monitor what the hell that guy thinks he's doing.
>Rez
The visuals in this game are fantastic, and it has a great soundtrack that reacts to the action on-screen and gets more intense as you progress through a stage. The gameplay is dead simple even for a rail shooter, but it gets a pass by feeling like a playable music video. It's a blast to play in VR, too.
>Dark Souls
One of my favorite games. I like the message that this game has about overcoming adversity and self-doubt, and I love sword and sorcery settings. I like the enemy designs and the level design a lot. I really like how the player is forced to travel the overworld before they get the Lordvessel.
Can I leave now?
Thread winner so far for actually answering the question
>Lust Epidemic
>Aurelia
>My Pig Princess
Come over and play them with me for a bit and you'll understand, bb.
Total Warhammer 1
Total Warhammer 2
Total Warhammer 3
I love exterminating Dwarfs
>Oh, you're a gamer anon?
No.
I want to grab her drink and pour it down the front of her shirt.
Forget about those lame games, baby. Wanna have sex instead? 😉
Video games? Nah, baby, that's kiddie shit. Now how about you eat this big bowl of eggs?
>skies of arcadia
EXPLORATION! CHASING A DREAM! AIRSHIP BATTLES! BLUE ROGUES ATTACK!
>Guild wars
best classes and pvp I've ever played in my life. We made many friends and had fantastic farms and gvg fights. I will always love this game.
>Nier Automata
2b, the music is amazing, I enjoy the level design and multiple endings.
>Jackie Chan Stuntmaster
Because it has a polygonal Jackie Chan.
>Jackie Chan's Action Kung Fu
Because it has a sprite-based Jackie Chan.
>Jackie Chan in Fists of Fire
Because a digitized Jackie Chan sprite gives you a thumbs up.
What about John Woo: Stranglehold?
name a real game, dumb ass
Final Fantasy VIII because of the excellent art and storyboarding.
Trails of Cold Steel because of the excellent storyboarding and art.
Starcraft Brood War for the excellent competitive environment and excellent storyboarding and campaign.
I got filtered by ff8 but the people who like it are based.
Library of Ruina
>Roland and Angela's banter is amazing, and the Librarians are all fun characters. Seeing each enemy encounter's mundane life before killing them is really interesting thematically. The card-based RPG combat is amazing, and some of the fights are genuinely clever puzzles. The music is also amazing.
The Witness
>The core concept of the puzzles is simple, yet the game does so much with it. Between figuring out the different rules, exploring the world, and finding the "environmental puzzles", everything fits together in a really satisfying way.
Fire Emblem: Awakening
>I like SRPGs, and while other games handle the strategy part better, or the RPG part better, or even the Fire Emblem part better, Awakening is still a perfectly serviceable entry in both its genre and series, and it has some really cute girls.
"I don't know"
>Devil may cry 3
I like doing cool combos and getting S ranks. Taunting enemies to refill super and raise style is peak kino.
>Armored core 2
Big robot and autism go hand and hand
>Metroid prime 2
Better than the first one
>Carmageddon
Original. One of the first games I recall clearly from my early teenagehood? Or was it still childhood?
Because it's a different racing game, multiple ways to win the race. I love the mouse cursor, they don't make them like that, do they? Anna is a hot teen, and you'd never know in the game, that actress is teen. It forces moralfags to shit bricks and causes a lot of butthurt. So much so, they try to censor and ban the game in different countries and it reveals the true colors of those people and explains why the governments, and hence the world sucks so much.
>Minecraft
It's indie (was indie, which just shows how retarded AAA is and was since early 00's). It's virtual legos! What's not to like about legos, except price? It's open world. Proper open world. Largest open world and you can interact with any and all of the cubes and stuff in it. No other games ever even really came close, except for some of the clones. If you bought it early in the dev, like I did, chances are you've only paid 5 or 10 dollars for it.
Third one will be hard, so many great games to choose from! Let's say RA2, I guess.
>Red Alert II
hot girls, decent music, nice story, great balance, lots of fun in multiplayer, Albert Einstein, fun cutscenes, neat ideas. Ok, you might not consider RA2 to be the greatest RTS ever and I'd agree. But, if you don't think that RA2 is a good, quality videogame (esp by 2023 standards), then you don't know anything and there is nothing to talk about with you. You wouldn't be able to taste the difference between candy and shit.
p.s. why are you drinking piss?
>carmageddon
Very sovlful pick tbh. This game and GTA2 took up a lot of my time.
Mech Commander, the original
because it's fucking cool
Blood Omen
because it's fucking cool
and Titanfall 2
because it's also fucking cool
any questions?
>Meet n Fuck: Kingdom
>Kingdom: New Lands
>Kingdom Hearts
>Kingdom Come
You have three choices.
List off names that sound unoffensive, nonthreatening and normie-wholesome and she dates you but you never fuck.
List off names that are threatening, violent and insane and she won't date you anymore but you'll be fuck buddies.
Be honest and get neither.
Be the honesty chad, disregard bitches.
>be honest
>get punished for it
This is always a bad strategy.
Yet it is the true strategy and knowing it has a bad outcome one must choose it anyway. For is bitch really worth losing oneself for?
You only lose yourself if the lie gets out of hand, anon. Lying is an essential skill-- being blunt about everything is not.
Just redirect the conversation to be about her after naming off a few games you like. That way you take the hit, Maintain integrity, and mitigate the damage.
>Karryn's Prison
It has a watress minigame , you'll love it
>The Sims 3
We both know it was better than 4 , right?
>VtM: Bloodlines
The vampire game there is
How did I go anon? Am I getting laid?
are you the cook?
>dark souls
extremely replayable, rewarding and rhythmic combat, incredible room for self imposed challenge and skill testing, good adventure feeling best map in any game
>shadow of the colossus
challenging but fun platform puzzle game with a unique appearance, whats not to love
>umvc3
the best fightan game eva made, the flaws are loveable quirks
uhhhhhh JACKIE CHAN
Warband
Warband
Warband
it's good
I shoot her in the face and ask for the check
In heaven, girls actually love video games. And heaven is real because NDEs are irrefutable proof of life after death, because anyone can have them if they come close to and survive death. And they are so undeniably real to those who have them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U00ibBGZp7o
As this NDEr described their NDE:
>"I saw how life never ends. I remembered the process of reincarnation is endless, wonderful and truly eternal. I witnessed my own spiritual evolution and saw that I had existed long before this present incarnation (where I am now a male human). For me, watching the process of living life, after life, after life unfold, was mind-blowing! I undeniably observed that I had lived an innumerable amount of lives. My NDE clearly showed me that these bodies (we now inhabit) are not the first and only time we have existed! I saw that our soul and spirit is ancient! I also observed that there is no such thing as death."
And importantly, even dogmatic skeptics have this reaction, because the NDE convinces everyone:
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/mysteries-consciousness/202204/does-afterlife-obviously-exist
So anyone would be convinced if they had an NDE, we already know this, no one's skepticism is unique. And the book in pic related is known to convince even hardened skeptics that there is an afterlife.
>muh brain chemistry
Neuroscientists are convinced by NDEs too. What do skeptics think they understand that neuroscientists do not?
>muh DMT causes it
Scientifically refuted already, and NDErs who have done DMT too say that the DMT experience, while alien and really cool and fun, was still underwhelming to the point of being a joke when compared to the NDE.
didn't you post on /misc/ for awhile?
>MechWarrior Online
Pretty much the only online game i play for the moment. Its pretty neat, thou not many play it.
Its a team vs team game where you build a big robot, desing it and help your team to win, but until you make a proper desing that you know you can use you are likely going to try and figure out the best way to play each mech. There are tons of mechs too, all of them being pretty unique in their own ways.
>Mount and Blade Warband
You get to create your own mercenary army, play politik, be a hero or a raving mass murderer. Its pretty open, combat its very fun, and tons of modules with many different settings always keep things fresh and interesting. Using tactics from the medieval era doesnt apply much to the era when flintlock weapons start to get developed.
>Yakuza 0
It looks great, combat its really fun, and its a strange but perfect blend between being serious and completly silly. You would be investigating some randoms guy murder thats being pinned in the protagonist, only to get sidetracked to play Mahjong because you can, then defend yourself from 5 different groups of muggers when trying to buy a burguer and get drunk, THEN get into a sidequest where you help a little kid to get back his videogame that he used all of his savings to buy from a thieving bully who lost the game to another thieving bully who also lost the game from an armed mugger who wanted to get the game for his son that turns out its the kids father who wanted to make his kid happy, not knowing the kid bought the game with his own money because he is worried that his parents relationship its in shambles since his dad is always wasting money trying to make him happy to the point its commiting reckless spending. Then the dad realises he has to be a better example for his son, they hug and leave. I really liked that quest.
The game is neat.
>Mount and Blade Warband
This is a game I want to like but can't seem to get into. Starting off is quite punishing, and I've found the combat to be somewhat difficult to control.
>thinly veiled rec thread is successful because of the framing, date with a pretty girl
>anons like the idea of going on a date with her so much they actually give recs
No pretty girl is into gaming. Those streamers aren't either. Gaming is something she got into, because of a masculine guy that was fucking her.
You'll never be that masculine guy.
Hmm
>Final Fantasy Tactics
Extremely solid tactical gameplay paired with robust unit customization. Great story with likeable characters and perhaps the greatest villain / anti-hero ever made in the medium. Even the games flaws make it better, like how imbalanced classes are or how ridiculous you can make a single unit. Hidden characters, secret items, alternate win conditions, the game is just chock full of Soul as the cherry on top.
>Brave Fencer Musashi (PS1)
100% goof troop. All the characters are named after food. All the powers are silly and the animations are slapstick. Yet some how the game still has a strong element of "bad ass". The fights with Kiro are spot on the samurai Aesthetic. Fairytale -Samurai that's 50/50 jokes/action and two great tastes taste great together.
>Ico
This one's almost all aesthetic. I like puzzle games in general and while the mechanics for most of them are pretty simple, there are so many little details that make it clear the goal of the game was to "take the player to another world". We learn almost nothing about the setting but the details we do get are dramatic and compelling. Human sacrifice. Cursed children born with horns. Witch Queens and their sea side castles at the end of the world. Little mechanical things too, like the fake language -with- fake alphabet subtitles. The fact that he had different call outs based on distance and the hand holding. The little details made it easier to imagine being in that world and the world was weird. You can say a lot of this same stuff about Shadow of the Colossus too.
I like Team Fortress 2 because you can join and leave lobbies as you want, and because the teams are so large, if your team is losing, you can take it seriously and challenge yourself to try and carry the team, or if your team is winning, you can just fool around and play in a more novel way.
I like Left 4 Dead 2 because it's a genuine co-op game where you can't succeed on your own, you have to pay attention to what your team mates are doing, and while half the game feels like a semi-realistic shooter, the other half is you playing a random glass cannon zombie and you have to improvise and quickly figure out where to stand and when and who to attack, it forces you to think on your feet.
I like Undertale because the music is catchy and the writing is pretty funny.
I know you actually wanted three obscure games, but I'm too lazy to think of any. Why are you drinking pickle juice?
>Frasier on SNES
Timeless classic. Trying to get the pomegranate honey sauce right while Niles accidentally sets one of the guests on fire, getting a table at le cigar volant last minute, so many great levels.
>Battle for Corkmaster
Nearly as good as Frasier on SNES. Not as much variety since it just focuses on the battle for corkmaster. I could never figure out how to beat Martin in the talking-to episode.
>Frasier 64
Guilty pleasure, plus the polygonal graphics look hilarious, Frasier's head is literally a cube.
>Xenoblade 1
Melia
>Xenoblade 2
Mythra
>Xenoblade 3
Eunie
Valkyria Chronicles 2, I enjoy the unusual way of presenting turn-based strategy as well as the story characters and the setting
Battle Garegga, My favourite 2D shooter with fun but simple medal scoring, ammo system which turns into bombs if enough is collected (if you use a bomb without a full one, you use up ammo and it lasts shorter) also the only one afaik in which you're encouraged to use bombs for more than self-defense
Patapon 1 I love the unique combination of real-time strategy with a rhythm game, on top of great music, nice visuals and fun albeit a little simple boss battles
What about you, OP?
>Dead To Rights 1
>Arcrise Fantasia
>Lineage 2
What you want an explanation? Take me to dinner first.