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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hahahahaha making fun of indians mens very funny and original!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Huh?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pakistan sends its regards

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Medicine skill is required to say No no no no
    Fricking kek

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    did she died?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nah she's okay in the other universe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There are no wounds anywhere on her body so the "blood" can't be hers, so she's just sleeping 🙂

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She just slipped on some cherry jam, she'll be fine.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She dropped the ragu

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You know how it is with spaghetti.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >b***h spilled the 6 liter ketchup bag and the black guy had to snap her neck as punishment
    Toll paid.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Bruh, look at her vitals
    >OHNONONONONO
    >Wait for it…

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      LOOOK AT HER BLOOD PFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      LOOOK AT HER BLOOD PFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHA!

      kek

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sarah do not redeem

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that's menstrual blood btw

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NOT MY CHERRY KOOL AID NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who killed Sarah?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >[Black person] Rape

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's nice of the blood to avoid staining her clothes or skin

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    GOOD MORNING MAAM PLEASE REDEEM THE VITALS

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no visible wounds
    >not even any blood on the fricking hand lying in the giant pool of blood
    >'expert' dialogue option is fricking moronic
    So, is this just indicative of the overall quality of Starfield?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no its the overall quality of bethesda

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, this is Todd final vision, a fricking "no no no" after a skill check.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >[Intelligence] The baby is drowning

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine studying medicine for six years so you can say "No no no no" to a dying person

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [Technical] Your car has no wheels

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So whats the point of dialogue options that say the same thing with a different flavor?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Useless flavor and giving the illusion your choices matter slighly
      It's the same as JRPGs where you have suddenly two dialogue choices: "Yes"/"Yes but sassy"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Todd has publicly said that a lot of the things he adds in his games are just for flavor

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i actually like it since it gives you roleplay options and lets you express your build. the problem is that bethesda makes them obscenely obvious AND moronic. if, instead of just going OH NO NO NO NO medicine allowed you to treat her wounds so she could live a little longer it'd be good, but instead you get various options that the characters barely react to anyway.
      it's so blatant all roads lead to the same outcome it's not even funny and this is the game that decided to have multiverse and new game plus as a game mechanic, were having multiple outcomes for quests made sense even in bethesda's own goal of never locking content away from players

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >bethesda tries to go into multiverses
        >'new universe' is exact same as the old one except a character is dead/a plant/you're there
        >nothing else changes overall and the history and culture of the multiverse is exactly the same
        talk about swinging for the fences and landing in the fricking ditch christ, no way did emil think he could pull this shit off, egotistical as he is

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          why are people bringing up emil as if he matters so much
          its some 300mil project, imagine how many people, board exes and senior employees have their hands in the pie

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            because he's the biggest one, he's the main writer and you better believe your ass everything went through him (not that they planned anything considering emil went on record stating he didn't like design docs)

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >not that they planned anything considering emil went on record stating he didn't like design docs)

              I heard about that meme and its source video but turned out its just the youtube having no clue and the studios use shit like evolving wikis these days

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >evolving wikis
                That's still a form of design documentation.
                Nobody asked emil if he has a big B4 tome with a coil binder, someone should ask him how would he have felt if he didn't have breakfast first

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >That's still a form of design documentation.
                yeah the point was emil though the old style of having a single doc is cumbersome, but so does everyone else so they use a more efficient form of documentation like internal wikis

                Then a youtuber takes that idea they use no documentation and extrapolates false conclusions.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          starfield is entirely built upon mechanics that defeat themselves
          >crafting is defeated by enemy weapons simply being better
          >exploring is defeated by crafting materials being easy to buy
          >ship building is defeated by its own pointlessness
          >base building is defeated by ng+ deleting everything you built
          >ng+ is defeated by the fact you can do everything possible in your first playthrough
          and since everything is procgen separated by load time the game can't even play to bethesda's own strenghts. Shit, fallout 4 was still fun to wander around and get lost in the world, hell, even 76 did that decently.
          Starfield doesn't

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I never would've touched this shit if I knew multiverses were involved
          frick me for not spoiling the game for myself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd love it if stuff like this was prominent and EVERYWHERE. Have the odd skillcheck here or there that's rare, does nothing AND is just stupid sucks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You should thank Fallout 4 for that one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      HATE SPACE

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this dialogue feel like it should be read with an indian accent?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      MA’AM
      LISTEN TO ME
      YOUR VITALS
      NO NO NO NO NO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      DO NOT REDEEM LIFE YOU BLOODY BASTARD

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      MA'AM ARE YOU DEAD!? DO NOT REDEEM THE LIFE SUPPORT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      SARAH ARE YOU PROSTITUTE! GET UP! DO NOT REDEEM THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL! NOOO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you need medicine to check someone's pulse
    >YOU NEED TO CHECK SOMEONES PULSE WHEN THEY'RE LYING IN A FRICKING MASSIVE POOL OF BLOOD
    Its hilarious that Bethesda thought they could get away with just releasing an unfinished shitty game but the fans praise it fix it for them install sex mods and people will talk about it for decades. Standards for RPGs have changed since Fallout 4 no ones gonna excuse this bullshit anymore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i wonder if Larian lives rent-free on Todd's head

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >same old thread day after day after day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      still funny

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      /v/ermins have brain damage from too much porn and being alone, that's why you see the same threads on this shithole

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just ignore it or shitpost. Your post is the only post in this thread that I've read.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NOO my PLAPFRIEND is DEAD? How am I to PLAP
    IT
    UP
    now???

    AAAAAUUUUUUUUUGH!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        GODDAMN

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody post the vocaroo.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE VITALS...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OH NO NO NO NO VITALSBROS? OUR RESPONSE?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've played the game for 20 minutes till I got bored of it. Killing all the space hippie gays was the only reason to maybe go back some time later. Does that mean I can't even kill those c**ts myself?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can't kill named npcs unless some quest tells you to do so

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nearly every NPC is essential so no

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna say "Your vitals! NO NO NO" next time I rescue someone lifeguarding

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/1jEBPAX93c2z

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://files.catbox.moe/cz80o9.mp3

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SARAH DO NOT REDEEM DEATH

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This scene bugged out on me so the dude holding Sam was on the other side of the room also why can't you punch sam's fricking mutt for talking shit? God this game was awful to play.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this game even worth a play? Last bethesda game I played was skyrim.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Meh, I wouldn't. But I only put 160 hours into it. That said, the creation kit hasn't been released yet. When it becomes easier to mod you might see some good reasons to play.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds good also the game looks really bad graphically is that due to the engine still being Skyrim's/Fallout 4's?

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Noooooooooo not her, uhhh what was her name again? Anyone but her, nooooooooooo

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When i got to that part, it bugged out and the nagger stood on his feet, then weent back holding Sarah and did it at least 4 times in a row

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I miss the game pausing when you speak to people like in Morrowind and Oblivion

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