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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    continue to utter it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      keep saying it

      I hate that Keep Saying IT! published this game because I do like metroidvanias and there hasn't been an interesting one in a very long time. I'll wait and see until Ganker has decided what we should think about this game before I even pirate it.

      >Keep Saying IT! published
      It's published by Bigmode though?

      so is the audio real? why the frick would he record it, let alone let it leak
      cucks truly are subhuman

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Okay, I seem to be lacking some important information here.
        What the frick does "keep saying it" mean?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          There's a video of some white girl getting fricked from behind who could be mistaken as his gf with a very similar voice, she tells the Black person to keep fricking her or something and then someone off camera who sounds very much like dunkey says "keep saying it"

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you.
            Now i understand.
            And it's just more moronic bullshit, lmao.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          there's evidently an audio recording of his wife getting fricked by someone else, she's saying something in the exchange
          he keeps saying "keep saying it" in the recording

          I immediately lost any and all respect I may have had.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >What the frick does "keep saying it" mean?
          ancient old bait that new anons keep biting

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Somebody found some cuck porn of a black man fricking a woman who is obviously not dunkey's wife, but the cuck in the video behind the camera sounds vaguely like him and says "keep saying it" at one point and it sounds especially dunkey-esque

          It blew up and became a meme here because people were pushing that it was actually him for some reason. In realityGanker is obsessed with cuckoldry and black men as always.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >In realityGanker is obsessed with cuckoldry and black men as always.
            I will never understand why

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              single mothers

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >single mothers
                using Ganker instead of tumbrl or crystal cafe?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                how new are you, exactly?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >people were pushing that it was actually him for some reason

            This is the most pathetic shit. I hope this is actually Dunkey posting.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >I hope this is actually Dunkey posting.
              why would you think that?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Who?

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is exactly the sort of game Dunkey would mock endlessly if he played it on stream

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just hoping for something similar to La Mulana.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Looks more like Knytt Stories to me

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Is this good?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Well I prefer the Knytt games to La Mulana cuz I like exploration and platforming over puzzles and banging my head against a wall. Certified freeware classic btw.
            http://egomassive.com/ks/

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Knytt Underground was sao fricking good. WHat a magnum opus with a collosal map.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >finally, a thread about a video game
      >shit it up with a homosexual eceleb like a moronic fricking zoomer
      Kys.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        hey genius the eceleb is the one that published this game

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, so? Animal Well is a game, not an e-celeb.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I hate dunkey for being a fricking hypocrite but I'll commend him, he didn't frick it up, he showed everybody just how stupidly easy being a publisher is.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I hate dunkey for being a fricking hypocrite
        LOL

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you got any examples of his hypocrisy?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Looking at how many well coordinated people and outlets are immediately hard shilling it, I would say he's doing a better job, other publishers must be paying pretty shit for their fake reviews and paid content to still not be able to get 10/10s and positive reception.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >he's doing a great job
          >"sorry mr dev, you sold a gorrilion bajillons copies but I spent ALOT paying journos and "influencers" to basedface and call it a masterpiece, that leaves you with roughly $2"

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >I know this was a few years of your life but think about the cultural impact

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            This is a legit question btw. Who gets the money from the Steam sales? If it's not the dev, not buying.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              dev gets 1 penny. the rest goes to gaben, dunkey and taxes

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                > In September 2022, Gastrow and his wife launched Bigmode...
                Ok, true. I was hoping Bigmode was some joint company with the dev. Fake indie, no buy.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Gastrow
                What kind of third world fricking name is Gastrow? No wonder he goes by Dunkey.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        he's famous enough that people will review it just because he published it, of course it's easy for him. just wait until the bigger react streamers like moist critical and so on pick it up too

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    keep saying it

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >another indie troony pixel platformer about depression

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's about animals bro

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >tranimals

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick when is it playable 8:30!? FRICKING TRANIMAL WELL

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    wut

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think it looks fun actually
    I'm hoping it has good puzzles

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Well its been an hour. How is it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      30 more minutes chief https://www.animalwell.net/

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        why did it say 12 hours at 8 pm last night on steam. oooooh im so steamed (as in upset) that I'm going to negatively review it and leave a thumbs down on bigmode (on youtube).
        btw im racist if it matters

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >8:30
      STILL NOT LIVE WHAT THE FRICK I WENT TO BED SO I COULD WAKE UP AT 8 TO PLAY IT AND STILL NOTHING

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you should have checked website numbnuts. Level with me anon: how old are you? Under 14?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >how old are you? Under 14?
          only mentally

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    While we wait I have a trivia question for you, Ganker. In what game, owned by Disney and playable on the Switch, can human babies be killed onscreen by a chainsaw if you aren't quick enough to save them?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Don't know. Gve answer now pls

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'll give another clue. It's a great co-op game.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          So, what’s the answer?

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    3 MINUTES

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    2 MINUTES

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >only 33MB
    LUDO optimization is back on the menu

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    IM PLAYING A VIDEO GAME LETS FRICKING GO!

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >no rebinding
    Frick me I'm missing fingers on my right hand damn it I can't use arrows

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Write to Mr Billy Basso, perhaps on Xwitter to get the attention and updoots of the accessibility crowd.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        How can you release a game without custom key binds on pc?

        And I'm fricking cracked with using my nubs on the numpad too. I beat Absolute Radiance the first fricking time I encountered her on the steam version (after doing it countless times on the Switch being the first version that I played Hollow Knight)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How can you release a game without custom key binds on pc?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        suck a big ball sack your keybinds are gay

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off dunkey.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Here's my impression of you:

            "I'll have the spaghetti and meat ballsack"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no aftermarket program to rebind keys for you, anon?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Recent Steam Deck user. Still getting my bearings on this thing. I used autohotkeys on windows once.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I think Steam Deck uses the big picture mode or whatever it's called, to my recollection you should be able to make controller profiles for it to manually rebind all the buttons. Obviously, the game should have rebinding, not arguing otherwise, but I think you can rebind using the steam deck, yea.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I also just discovered "Custom Shortcuts" in the system settings. I'm a desktop-mode-only user

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I bought one of them, I took it apart to add a 1tb ssd, installed EmuDeck, and then never used it. One day I'll play on my Steam Deck but as of yet I'm pretty moronic for having bought one. Hope you get this all figured out, buddy.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Steam Deck has the easiest way to remap controls of absolutely anything ever made, how fricking stupid are you

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            News to me. How is it done on desktop mode?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      use joy2key (not defending the game, just offering a solution)

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How much is it?

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reviews seem positive. I‘ll give it a try

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    someone tell me how it is
    i want to get it for a friend
    is it a good metroidvania?
    how are the puzzles?
    i know it just released. you can answer in a few hours

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Watch a review dummy

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Arlo is sucking dunkeys balls HARD in his animal well review. he makes it seem like the second coming of christ.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Tbf he‘s used to nintendoslop so it doesn‘t mean much

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Eh it's Arlo, doesn't mean much. The only YTber I think has some weight to their reviews for games like this is nerrel

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Watching puppet nonce
      Yikes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Arlo is based
      I'll pick it up off of his rec

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >”if you’re against diversity unfollow me”
        >muh late stage capitalism
        >”brand loyalty isn’t a thing”
        Nah

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >game is most similar to outer wilds

    Yeah that game is shit, I wont pirate it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      hold on. wtf you just sold the game to me and I knew nothing about it before this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >outter wilds is shit
      how does it feel to objectively the dumbest person alive?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It’s just bait anon, don’t worry about it. The only way someone can not love Outer Wilds is if they’re too low IQ to figure it out, or if they’re a zoomer whose attention span has been utterly destroyed and they can’t get immersed in anything.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          thanks anon, there's like 20 games I consider greatest of all time and outer wilds is in that lis

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Gotta say as somebody with Outer Wilds on my backlog the praise I see for it, on all places of the internet, is insane.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            That's what put me off at first, I figured it could only be underwhelming after all the praise I've read. Not sure about greatest of all time but it's certainly a great game and a memorable experience.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              it's what happens when you have a good story and worldbuilding while also seamlessly integrate that with the gameplay instead of having a potentially good story with some generic gameplay attached to it

              I was pretty skeptical too but honestly it’s one of the very few games that really is as good as everyone says. I’m more of an action game guy overall but it’s my number one game of all time by a pretty good margin, it encapsulates why I like video games

              it really is very good. it's not perfect, and some people will get more out of it than others, but it's really a must play for anyone who likes video games as a medium.

              >enter Animal Well thread to see if it's worth getting or not
              >come out of it wanting to play Outer Wilds
              Frick it, been on my backburner for years, might as well give it a shot

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Would recommend, the sooner you play it the better because it’s all knowledge based, so you gotta stay super far away from spoilers. Have fun anon

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            it's what happens when you have a good story and worldbuilding while also seamlessly integrate that with the gameplay instead of having a potentially good story with some generic gameplay attached to it

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I was pretty skeptical too but honestly it’s one of the very few games that really is as good as everyone says. I’m more of an action game guy overall but it’s my number one game of all time by a pretty good margin, it encapsulates why I like video games

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            it really is very good. it's not perfect, and some people will get more out of it than others, but it's really a must play for anyone who likes video games as a medium.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It's a unique game with flaws. The main issue being that the game resets every 20 minutes, so there will be sections you have to repeat a few times until you make progress.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            i hate overhyping games too but outer wilds was the first time in a long time i actually engaged with a video game instead of trying to just beat it. almost forgot what that feeling was like

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but I really hate how it keeps resetting
          I get that’s the point but timers completely turn me off games

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Outer Wilds is basically perfect in all aspects except difficulty.
          this game should have been grandma-level mechanically but the precision it requires you to have in some moments is absolutely ridiculous.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          i didnt even get into space before i refunded lmao. i think there was a drone thing to control and i thought it felt awful

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that Keep Saying IT! published this game because I do like metroidvanias and there hasn't been an interesting one in a very long time. I'll wait and see until Ganker has decided what we should think about this game before I even pirate it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Keep Saying IT! published
      It's published by Bigmode though?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Bigmode is indie publishing with purpose and passion, founded in 2022 by Videogamedunkey (aka Jason) and his wife Leah.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >waiting for ecelebs reviews
    Frick that, I'm gonna take the word of cynical anons here. Tell me your genuine first impressions, if they're good enough I'll buy it right now.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's shit. Genuinely nothing about it grabs you at all even ten minutes in. Generic platforming elements with no standout feature. Passable music. Tired pixel graphics. It's embarrassing how many chips Dunkey apparently had riding on this because if this is our first impression of Big Mode it's going to crumble down before it could even build up. I've never played it I don't own it and haven't even seen any footage of it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >that last line
        Kek. This is the Ganker I like to see! Keep doing the good work

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The comparisons to Outer Wilds plus the Rain World feel plus the puzzle focus makes me think I’ll like this one, even if it is being published by dunkey

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a poor man's Rain World

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm afraid it will be just another arg bullshit where you need whole community of cryptographers to solve moronic ciphers or the game will have absolutely moronic puzzles requiring you to look for solutions by interacting with every pixel using every item and then it will turn out you had to minimize the game during full moon on the weekend.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bro this is a animal metroidvania not fricking noita

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It was already shilled by noita youtubers as the new Tunic/La Mulana/Myst/Noita

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I still don't see how that will mean it'll have those kind of secrets, it just doesn't make sense for a big game like this. It'll have "secrets" like HK, not the insanity of the other games. Remember that those games usually don't fare well with critics, but this one seems to be hitting off with them

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You could be on to something

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds pretty gay

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it? What is the meme? What am I missing?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Youtuber started becoming a video game publisher even though he used to review games. This is the first main game he published. So there is a lot of expectations going into it with how much he talked about making games right.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      /ourguy/ videogamedunkey made this game and it's gonna kick ass baybeeeee

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so is anyone actually playing it or are we all waiting for a poor sap to tell us if it's any good

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There's probably a couple of anons earnestly playing it, but they'll likely play first couple hours or so without constantly checking the thread. So all in the thread right now are likely not playing it, and just lounging about

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        pretty much what i expected

        News to me. How is it done on desktop mode?

        why would you use desktop mode to play games dumbass

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The Deck is my main machine

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            put it in gaming mode to play games so you can make use of gamescope.
            anyway, steaminput works in desktop mode too. right click the game in steam and click properties then controller, i think you can access it from there.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I tired steam input but it only seems to work from controler buttons to key presses. I need W>UpArrow
              Even W>DpadUp would work but if I'm not mistaken I can't

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's free for PS+ Extra GODS. PlayStation KINGS won again.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Video game reviewers have a private discord?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the smell

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Less a shadow cabal and more a friend group who all happen to be in the same field of work, but yes.
      Birds of a feather flock together and all that jazz.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Less a shadow cabal
        Anon, GameJournoPros already happened. This is probably the same. So yes, it IS a cabal.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Life sure is less scary and easier to understand when you can envision a shadowy group of people meeting up for the express purpose of making your life harder, right? It's definitely the sinister game journalists in the dark and not the hegemony bright front and center on CSPAN

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Now tell me how a bunch of internet homosexuals can make my life harder? By writing an article about a video game?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I agree, they can't really hurt you unless you let them

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      > Ways to repel paying customers

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I used to make youtube content for league way way back, got a couple million views and even that had a skype group call circlejerk for all the marketers and ‘toobers
      The cancer runs deep

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      As mentioned in the review by IGN, the discord was a mystery hunt set up by the publisher video game dunkey.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone know what he means with the outer wilds comparison?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        both games' titles are two words long with the second word starting with a W

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Holy hell
        I already had very little respect for youtubers but here we are
        So long, gay Bowser

        captcha: dvnk

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WTF, if it's not at least 25 gigs large, then it's shit, FACT

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The king of indie pixelshit, cave story, is 200mb. If you are below that threshold odds are your game is sub 2 hours.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It has several hours of dolphin porn hidden in the files though

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Sold.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it's included as part of PS+
    At least I don't have to spend money on it

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I love video game donkey and I love Animal Well

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm refreshing cs.rin.ru waiting for someone to upload it. All it would take is just putting the goldberg emulator in the folder, right?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >All it would take is just putting the goldberg emulator in the folder, right?
      Maybe, but it's also could be DRM free

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Carry on with vocalizing that same utterance

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is it any good?
    Anyone got a magnet? I’ve been looking forward to this since before cuckney got his mitts on it but it kinda just looks like a generic platformer now

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How long is a casual playthrough?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The game came out an hour ago Anon.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I asked if one of the reviewers mentioned it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      10 -15 hours main story and supposedly 30+ hours with post-game stuff.

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >metroidvania without combat
    is this a super hard game like that Slug survival game? Rain something something.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Supposedly it‘s all about exploration and puzzles

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Rain World and Rain World had combat.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Raimworld isnt a metroidvania and has combat

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This game just got 9/10 from IGN.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My dick got a 9/10 from your mom homosexual

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >~~*((game reviewer*~~)) publishes a game
    >oy vey this is the most amazing game ever 10/10 gotyay the reviews don't lie

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    > be me thinking it's some sort of indie game that's maybe worth checking out
    > open thread
    > discord, e-celebs, critics, reviews, etc, etc
    > don't want to play it any more

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    STOP TALKING ABOUT GAY SHIT AND POST THE MAGNET

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    DAE think that a 25$ price tag is too much for a 1 man indie title? I bet dunkey wanted to make bank with this one

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It’s moronicly expensive, I got Noita, ror, rain world etc all for less than $10 when they were new

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >sent out review copies to all his reviewer friends
      nope, he was never a vile israelite, just your imagination

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Eh $25 feels right for 2024
      Everything is so expensive and Animal Well is priced accordingly
      Idgaf that it was only developed by one person, that shouldn't affect price

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ok dunkey.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So the vibe I get from the IGN review is that the real game is solving all the mystery and secret shit, and the ending is just a dead end that you run into early on. Reminds me a lot of Tunic, so I'm sold.

      It’s moronicly expensive, I got Noita, ror, rain world etc all for less than $10 when they were new

      All the money goes to Gaben, Dunkey, and Billy so I don't mind. Obviously Dunkey wants to put out more good games in the future so its almost like an investment for me as the consumer, plus it's even 10% off for the first two weeks on Steam.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the wiener riding is insane.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        video games are not investments

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Eh $25 feels right for 2024
        Everything is so expensive and Animal Well is priced accordingly
        Idgaf that it was only developed by one person, that shouldn't affect price

        the question is if dunkey really liked this game so much that he thinks it's the price he deserves
        or that he treats the games he is publishing like youtuber merch which he can sell at a markup as his fans would buy them no matter what

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          he's not lowering the price of a game HE is selling just because it's 'fair'. He has millions of youtube subscribers wating to lap up anything he says is good and the game hes publishing is no different. Who cares if people think the game is expensive if you have millions of redditors at your disposal to buy it regardless

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            if all he wanted to do was make bank he could have easily published some live service trash with microtransactions to sell to his fans, or just started taking sponsors on his channel
            starting an indie game publishing company is an unneeded risk especially publishing stuff like this with 0 mainstream appeal

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >selling games to your audience of millions that seek your opinion on what a good game is is a 'risk'
              this game is being sold on dunkey's popularity alone and he knows it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He knows his audience will eat it up, so getting 25 dollars before the 30% steam cut from each player is a big deal, seems like it's a 5 hour game so far.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's the maximum price they can get away with. I told myself last night that if it was $30 or more I wouldn't buy it at launch.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      normally I would think it's reasonable, but this game has already been 100%'d by several people judging by Steam achievements.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a puzzle game. There are going to be savants that 100% it immediately and people who work together or get tips from people who played pre-release. Don’t worry, your dumb ass isn’t going to 100% it in 5 hours

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HODL THE LINE
    DO NOT LET DUNKEY GET A W

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You have mastered the bubfinijump haven't you anon? You haven't? Oh no no no no no no no no no LOOK AT THIS DUDE

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    not buying it frick off, buy an AD dunkey

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nsp when? Not paying for dunkeyslop

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is it any good?
      Anyone got a magnet? I’ve been looking forward to this since before cuckney got his mitts on it but it kinda just looks like a generic platformer now

      STOP TALKING ABOUT GAY SHIT AND POST THE MAGNET

      how long you guys gonna wait for a crack on a 30mb game

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        hopefully less than ten more minutes

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        However long it takes. 25 bucks for some trash from an eceleb is a joke

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >pixelgayging
    >platformer
    >in 2024
    Anyone still making these games deserves the rope.

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't even know it was coming out. Please say it's not early access shit.

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, any anons got any webms they made of the game? Not the promo stuff shit you just found right now

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm too busy hateposting and FUDing to play

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    where's the torrent or download

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >generic pixel platformer #503254235

    Never played a single one of these 'masterpiece' indie games and I never will.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Alright.

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The steam reviews for this game are gonna be pure cringekino. Can‘t wait

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >game is 30 mb
    >sell it for $25
    I'd pay 30 cent for this scam MAX

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Well, to be fair, it likely means the game is all vector graphics and has a short soundtrack.

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >This is out finally

    Cool, can he force the monolith devs to finish their switch port?

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    NoisyPixled is unwatchable after I found out the narrator doesn't actually play video games or write reviews. he just... narrates for youtube.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      literally all of the major reviewers do this
      the video review narrator is almost never the original person who wrote the review and played the game

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He used to play games and write reviews when NoisyPixel wasn't big like now. not anymore.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      man I remember finding out David Attenborough isn't actually the guy floating around the world filming nature I couldn't get out of bed for weeks

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        wtf

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Feels like it would be very short. Seems pretty sweet from what i played so far but not sure i'd be happy spending 20+ euros on a 4h game. On the other hand it seems pretty open, especially since i got the bubble wand first... shit is wild.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for the only genuine first impression in this entire thread, only post which matters in this sea of shit

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    itt: zoomers having a melty because a game isn't 150 GB of uncompressed audio.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Balatro is 80mb or something and great. They‘re just used to unity or unreal engine garbage that‘s bloated to hell for no reason

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I have encountered a ghost mouse. Or ghost most as I exclaimed

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is the one time I would believe it if people said it's a shill thread, it looks like exactly something jason would write.

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    GOTY
    KEEP SAYING IT
    GOTY
    KEEP SAYING IT

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Will it be the Kickassia of video games?

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna kick your ass, shill.

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WAIT LMAO I'M A moron THE CONTROL SCREEN --SAYS-- TO CONTROL WITH ARROW KEYS BUT WASD JUST UP AND WORKS ALSO ANYWAY. I DIDN'T EVEN TRY.
    DOI
    I don't like this zxcv shit and want to rebind them and spacebar over to the numpad but this I can live with

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more into Little Kitty, Big City

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a le difficult puzzle exploration game
    yep. it's a "watch a let's play" game for me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy, Anon.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I can understand if you're not fully interested but there's a lot of secrets and mysteries you will never have the pleasure of figuring out on your own. Same with Outer Wilds, same with Tunic, etc.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm too low IQ for difficult puzzle and exploration. I'd end up looking for guides/walkthrough if I play it by myself anyway because I'd 100% get stuck very often. I play games to chill and relax, not stressful big brain moment.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You’re the reason why we get Sony movie games. Just go back to binging Netflix and watching streamers, you don’t like video games

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't like thought provoking video games.
        I like button mashing action games on easy mode or with cheats

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That changes nothing about what I said. You’re the gaming equivalent of the 30 something who says they love reading books, but really they just continue to re-read Harry Potter and fanfics written by middle schoolers.
          >but it’s obvious bait
          Don’t care, needed to be said

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So it's basically Rain World but it doesn't vend you iver and frick you in the ass. Which is why journos love it.

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this is fricking awesome so far. there's so many little tricks you can do with the frisbee, can use it to get to secret areas by riding on it and such

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      wait a person talking about the actual game and not moronic meta garbage?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You just contributed to the moronic meta garbage, troony.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'm want to contribute too

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          my post was meta about the thread, not meta about the game you fricking moron

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >wait a person talking about the actual game and not moronic meta garbage?
        dude just ignore them and play the game is like 40 MB

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Based actual video game player
      Anyone else discovered the warp pipe yet?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy, anon. I'm at work but I'm getting on immediately after. Spoiler some cool stuff for me will ya?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the disc you get that triggers the big giant ghost cat? What the frick do about the ghost cat? Firecrackers didn't work. This game seems cool, though I didn't think much of it when I had been seeing it before.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you get a fake frisbee to put in there later

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >thread is 3 hours old
    >still no magnet
    the west is fallen

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you want a cerebral game play chess. Soipuzzles like this or zelda are literally for little children, not you.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      he says with an anime catboy image

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >boy

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          you can practically smell his stinky catballs

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder to the morons ITT that dunkey didn't make the game, he's the publisher. The game was made by Billy Basso

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Still not buying it, dunkey. have a nice day.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >have enough money to make a difference from all the kids watching your garbage
      >invest on the most mediocre pixel indy platformer that he could find

      I hate you, have a nice day.

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Looks kinda neat. Might buy from christmas sales.

  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OK ANONS, GETTING IMPATIENT, DO I DO IT OR NOT
    ANYBODY WHO ACTUALLY PLAYED IT (show a screenshot of the game) CONVINCE ME TO DO IT OR NOT

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ay yo upload me summa dat

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You can always refund it if it's shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm having fun. Definitely give it the ol' two-hour try at least.
      Please, we need more people discussing the actual game in here.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        bro where's your chaos egg?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, bought it now. Gonna say my thoughts in like an hour or so

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'll be waiting, anon.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's been an hour, anon!

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I'll be waiting, anon.

            First impression time! TLDR would be I'm having fun with it

            First thing I noticed is how fast you move/big you are relative to the size of the rooms. You can blitz through one screen in like 10 seconds, and go in multiple places really fast. On the other hand, instead of being filled with dead ends and backtracking like metroidvanias, so many rooms have got crevices or other ways to progress, and ties into my main point: This game is greatly designed. You can tell each thing has been accounted for, and results in a really dense yet enjoyable experience. The only roadblocks I got into, like backtracking too much after dying, always meant that I was missing something, like a shortcut or a savepoint.
            For metroidvania elements, its really cool that it seems to be based on items, not abilities. Things like the yoyo for first powerup are great compared to the first power up, due to how versatile it is. From using its momentum to loop around things, hitting lamps to change objects, etc. But, the thing that really made it for me was realizing It breaks spikes If most of the other powerups have the same level of versitility and build on each other I can truly see something great with this. I got more thoughts but wanna play more rn

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >yo-yo for the first powerup
              I haven't even found this yet, or the bubble wand. I have the slinky, frisbee and flute, 3 hours in
              I've explored a very good chunk of the map and feel like I've found some crazy secrets. wonder how many others are in a similar boat to me

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Great insight anon, tempted to give this a shot now.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        bro where's your chaos egg?

        did you Anons get this yet? also you can use the frisbee after jumping on the left side / dead end here and it takes you all the way back to the bear head platform high up
        FRICK THIS GAME IS COOL

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          here's what I mean, takes you here

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          here's what I mean, takes you here

          Please go market on reddit.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            What is Reddit saying about this game anyway

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >I need to know their opinion so I can be contrarian
              Have you tried forming an original opinion?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody said that, stop making a strawman you dipshit

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                There haven't been any long enough gameplay videos to form any opinion. Even though "reviewers" supposedly had the game for a while.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                ever heard of twitch.tv

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Post a link.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I get embarrassed whenever i see a grown ass man play these games. Like i wouldn't mind if it was IM@S or something like that but this type of game is beyond my soi limits

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            This board sucks off shit like XC2, don't talk to me about juvenile soihomosexualry.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              You are soifacing because the pixel ball is riding a line

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Black person, you should stop talking.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                XC2 is great

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                a classic
                [...]
                if you want a puzzle game without the soi just play for whom the frog bell tolls. This will be my last recommendation, you homosexuals deserve the pixel ball riding the line.

                Ok soitard.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                a classic

                What games do you play?

                if you want a puzzle game without the soi just play for whom the frog bell tolls. This will be my last recommendation, you homosexuals deserve the pixel ball riding the line.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                kys

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >don't play this pixelshit, play this older Japanese pixelshit
                I see how it is.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Don't you have a frisbee to ride with your pixel ball

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >for whom the frog bell tolls
                it's The Frog For Whom the Bell Tolls you absolute fricking cretin. Don't ever post on my board ever again. I bet you haven't even 100% that game you absolute norman subhuman. mods clean up my fricking chat.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                OK jason we get it you're false flagging organic discussion. spaghetti and meatballs eatin ass lookin ass will smith ass

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Say game is soi and shit
                >DURRHUR YOU NO GAME
                >Here this game is better
                >NYOO THAT GAEM IS OL AND NOT SOI ENUFF

                Yeah whatever. Don't know why i even wasted my time. You guys are low IQ homosexuals, you are going to LOVE basedwell

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You're welcome to frick off at any time and find some people closer to your astounding intellect, personally I recommend reddit

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                ride the frisbee and soiface

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >>Say game is soi and shit
                YOU NO GAME
                >>Here this game is better
                >>NYOO THAT GAEM IS OL AND NOT SOI ENUFF
                I never said any of that jason. you've been exposed

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >ESL moron so stupid he doesn't even know which side he's shitposting for
                giving brown people access to the internet was a massive mistake

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                it's actually the bell from whom the frog tolls

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I don't want to be that guy but uhhh ackchually

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe bait but you didn't post the actual name
                カエル(change/frog, pun deliberately written to be either)の為(for the sake of)に鐘(bell)は鳴る(ring)
                My localization would be
                >frick you learn japanese

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >gay anime pixelshit
                Nah

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            That's very insecure of you, anon.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            What games do you play?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't found out how to get the disc without having to run from coyotes. I have to go to another state for work before working out. I will be playing on my ick eck though. Might go early so I can play while the customer is too moronic to get us access to perform the work. I look forward to animaling well with you all over the coming days.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      runs on ick eck looks great on the OLED I have to go to work and the gym but I'll be playing at work today and once I get home.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >10% off
      Holy noob! Boy, if you're going to fall for the shill, wait until the next Steam sale when it'll go at least 50% off.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It’s $25, if you need to wait months to save $12 you have bigger problems and should probably address them before devoting more time to posting on Ganker

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >all these mfers ITT crying about “muh 25 dollars”

          I cant believe they let PsPlus-less peasants post here

          homie I've seen multimillionaires haggle for a $100 discount on the bill for their new kitchen, paying more than something is worth instead of trying to get the best deal just because you can afford it is pleb-tier slave behaviour

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah man you’re just like a multimillionaire man, don’t worry we won’t take your $12

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >that's right, be a good goy and keep paying without asking questions, that's what real men do

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Poor and antisemitic, what a surprise. Virgin too?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >no retort
                >immediately jumps to calling you an incel for no reason
                not very subtle today, are we?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I did have a retort. I reiterate, as I have said, that you are poor. The fact that you are poor has been my sole contention this whole time. I also addressed a new element to your argument—your antisemitism. The virgin thing was just for fun but is probably true 🙂

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                eh, this got boring fast, you have no more bait in you

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Point
            Head

            Its free on ps plus

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that dunkey hates anime and sexy anime girls because it's icky and pedophilic (projection, obviously)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      and I thought he couldn't get any more based, gonna buy it now, thanks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hes also a fat nerd with no redeeming qualities other than being good at fricking mario odyssey and having a funny voice.

  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Curious to see what the scope of this game is. Played for an hour and made my way back the the central hub after exploring the region that gives you the bubble wand. This is definitely up my alley but I hope it is more intricate than it first appears. There was one review with someone with 60 hrs on steam who said they still 'havent scratched the surface' of all the games mysteries. Not asking for la mulana but that does excite me.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm wondering if it has an actual end screen or if it just expects you to do all the post-game stuff

  76. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    idgi how do you play as luigi?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You collect 120 stars, then the luigi option should be unlocked

  77. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Popular youtuber ships one (1) good game
    >Ganker is immediately mindbroken

  78. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    anyone know why the devs recommend playing this with a controller?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because its a platformer its not a big mystery anon.

  79. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Gib magnet pls
    Seriously, the game isn't even 100 MB

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Gib magnet pls
      why are you so poor?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, piracy is in my blood

  80. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Surely this one will be different than the 1000s of others just like it, for sure this time. Buy an ad homosexual

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Surely this one will be different than the 1000s of others just like it
      there are 1000s? where?

  81. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a brainlet and can't figure out this room

  82. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/Animal%20Well/type/op/
    Is this how fellow Gankerirgins talk about games?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        that second one from the top is literally me

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Bottom one is a dead giveaway.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah kinda

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Is this how fellow Gankerirgins talk about games?
      yeah

  83. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Invite a bunch of reviewers into a discord because you're like funny donkey man
    >Tell them they're super special and this is a secret discord for solving the secret puzzle and they're super cool and secret
    >They all get their egos inflated and give your 4 hour pixel "metroidvania" glowing reviews
    I am staying far, far, far away from this piece of shit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It won't be any different than the other 1000s of METROIDVANIA PIXEL PLATFORM PUIZZLE INDIE games out there.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      > 4 hour
      I'm going to wait until a full playthrough appears on Youtube and see how long it is.

  84. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I cannot play it. I need to be offline to not download censorship patch for Stellar Blade. This is my last PlayStation console.

  85. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I am having a great time. I've found 6 eggs so far and got the bubble wand. The atmosphere in this game is so good.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm having a blast my fellow Gankeranon!!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The interactions in this game are fricking awesome.
        Using the bubble wand on the fish in the pipes was such a cool discovery. Haven't felt like this about a game since Rain World.

  86. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you want to buy something NOT published by the most annoying online personality who's probably months away from trooning out, consider picking up Crow Country which also comes out today from the same devs as Detective Grimoire and Snipperclips.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Crow Country
      I can't into horror.
      I'd get Little Kitty instead

      [...]

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >old style point and click adventure?
      I don't know that sounds pretty gay coded as well.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That pic alone convinced me not to try your shit game, thanks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      if you want your game to be memorable the promotional art shouldnt scream "The binding of Isaac"

  87. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How do we feel about the scanlines?

  88. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    seriously though what are these russians doing?
    no wonder ukraine still exists, fricking useless.

  89. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It dropped https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hhrOxJzTB8

  90. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    IMPORTANT TIP:
    When you get the Stamp, it lets you make marks in your map.
    I didn't realise this until an hour later.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick? Also I have no idea how to use matches but I consumed a few already.

  91. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the frick is this and why has it been spammed on my board nonstop for the last ten hours?
    these viral marketers ain't what they used to be, i tell you
    remember three dots for spamming and advertisement/begging

  92. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus dunkey must've hired a PR company, the obvious shilling in this thread is nauseating.

  93. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >still no download links
    Come on guys. I leaked Void Stranger at the very moment it was released and continued supplying newest version when the threads were still going.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      old Ganker would've had a download link last week
      fricking shitshow

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      shit I should have pirated that. Now I actually want to buy it when it goes on summer sale since it looks so good. I already missed all the threads for it probably.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Would if I knew how. The steam copy is literally just an exe but I don't know if there's extra steps to remove Steam's DRM or remove an account-identifying watermark or something.
      Also, very based, you're the reason I played VS and it was my GOTY.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Just post the .exe, you can probably open it with smartsteamemu. I don't think a 40mb game would have drm

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Would if I knew how. The steam copy is literally just an exe but I don't know if there's extra steps to remove Steam's DRM or remove an account-identifying watermark or something.
        Feel free to upload clean files installed by Steam then. This way at least we can try to run and/or crack it.
        >Also, very based, you're the reason I played VS and it was my GOTY.
        🙂

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'm mostly afraid of if there's some watermark of what account downloaded the game baked into the exe.
          Call me a homosexual all you want, you guys aren't worth getting my steam account banned.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            it's 40 megabytes dude
            I am never spoonfeeding any of you Black folk ever again, holy shit

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              And my steam ID fits in like three bytes.
              I'm not asking if this specific game has any DRM, because obviously it doesn't, I'm asking if steam automatically adds a watermark when it applies its own half-hearted DRM.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            And my steam ID fits in like three bytes.
            I'm not asking if this specific game has any DRM, because obviously it doesn't, I'm asking if steam automatically adds a watermark when it applies its own half-hearted DRM.

            What you should do is create a new steam account.
            Purchase the game. Compare the two files are an exact match (no tracing).
            Then refund both copies and leave a negative review.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              If someone wants to get the md5 of their own copy I'd be happy.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        just upload that exe to mega or something
        cmon man im beggin

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >VOID sTRANGER
      That shit is garbage frick you

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      upload it anon! pretty please??

      You same guys when the latest AAA release has DRM: wtf why????

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yes the AAA 150gb game, totally equal to a 40mb game

  94. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why does Ganker hate the funny internet meme man so much?

  95. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    goddamnit the astroturfers in this thread are fricking insufferable. make it less obvious, homosexuals.

  96. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This game seems intriguing though I think I'll wait for a steep discount.

  97. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How in the world is this game only 33 mb? Even for pixel graphics, that seems insane.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's the power of a competent developer's in-house engine. No bloat, but much harder to work with.
      It's not Unreal, Unity, Godot, or even game maker.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What bloats games are textures and sounds.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My guess, fully vector graphics, short soundtrack, sfx made with a synthesizer. Also, claim is the game is 5 hours long.

  98. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How much did you pay noisypixel for that 10 rating? I know you're here, dunkey,

  99. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh so this whole thing is just Gen Z La-Mulana? You fricking kidding me?

    Why are you people so susceptible to viral marketing?

  100. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'll wait and pirate it. I haven't bought a game in 5 years.

  101. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >all these posts ITT
    dunkey won so hard holy shit.
    this shit will sell millions unironically.

  102. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    'Cord thread?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yes we organised a raid on GankerGanker to try to trick impressionable young chud men into becoming trannies and we're selling you all out to israelites and Black folk, we did this by targeting a 2d pixel game that nobody gives a shit about

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i knew it

  103. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >take hour long coom break
    >return to thread
    >still no magnet
    guess I'll just kms myself

  104. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So how much action is in this game? Or is it purely platforming exploration with puzzles? If it’s more puzzles, that sounds alright with me. I liked Void Stranger a lot even though I’m bad at it.

  105. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i just bought the game and i will not upload it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      upload it anon! pretty please??

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        no
        frick you guys

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          🙁 meanie

  106. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >No guys, reading emails is haaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrddddddd, we can't review indies who email us
    >We can however, have a perfectly coordinated upload time put this 1 game on the algorithm

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >moron finds out about review embargos
      Dunkey is a homosexual and i‘m not paying for anything involving him but you‘re an utter moron

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They're all part of the same shill clique.
      I can't trust reviewers. you just gotta watch 30-60 mins of gameplay and decide yourself

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you can pretime youtube uploads to when the embargo drops moron

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >clout chasing ecelebs review a massively popular youtuber's game with high praise

      wow

  107. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >dev shows his game in one of those game showcases, the only game that looks decent
    >write the name down to keep an eye on it
    >moronic e-celeb picks the game up
    >threads ruined forever before they even had a chance to start
    sucks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ruined forever
      Ignore and report

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >threads ruined forever before they even had a chance to start
      Name one game Ganker discusses in earnest that isnt a porn game or a dicky game

  108. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    maybe it's actually great or maybe it's just fanboys shilling, gonna wait a month and see what the general consensus is after the hype has died down. Should do this with every single game nowadays anyway

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why not multiplayer games anon now tell us your thesis

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I almost never play multiplayer games and if I play one with my friends I prefer coop over pvp so idk, I guess that waiting is harder with mp

        >see what the general consensus is
        This is what is killing the human race

        I say general consensus but it's really just sifting through a lot of opinions and singling out the ones that resonate with you.
        I'm not blindly throwing $25 and wasting my time for what might be just another ugly, subpar metroidvania, especially if it's marketed by an e-celeb

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >wasting my time
          INEVER TAKE A Ganker USER SERIOUSLY WHEN THEY PULL "WASTING MY TIME"

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I only post here from my comfy wageslave office job, I wish I could neet it out and have the time to play dozens of games a year but I really don't

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >see what the general consensus is
      This is what is killing the human race

  109. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So is it any good?

  110. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is dunkey just absolutely throwing the marketing on this game? who the frick makes an extremely lightweight platformer with no mobile release?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >throwing the marketing
      what do you mean? he's astroturfing game forums hard. like this thread, for example.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >he's astroturfing game forums hard. like this thread, for example.
        I dont think people care about this place

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        game forums do absolutely nothing for marketing moron this isn't 2009

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          game forums I mean subreddits and Ganker

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Reddit just got an IPO for 15 billion dollars, this place is not in the same ballpark.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              there's NO bigger gaming forum than reddit and Ganker. shilling your brand new game here is a no brainer. Ganker traffic is insane and other websites constantly steal contents from here/ most of Twitter's high engagement posts are Ganker screencaps for fricks sake.
              MY THREAD WITH 0 REPLY (pic related) GOT REPOSTED THERE AND GOT TENS OF THOUSANDS OF LIKES

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                stuff gets screencapped outside this site when it's funny and creative. that's like 0.1% of posts

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          you're a fricking moron
          this board gets millions of unique users every day

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            90% of those are pajeets

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          This is true btw, but in a different sense. /v is full of indie marketing threads, yet no one here plays this shit. The nig/ger dev was shilling his game here for days and sold like 2000 copies.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          look at the gamepass shilling in scorn threads around release if you dont believe it

  111. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >when you get the animal flute, the fish tells you how to teleport back to the 'hub' with all the animal heads
    >use right right, left left, down down, up up and it teleports you there

    this game is cool as shit frick the terminal TORtanic gays

  112. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    where is it

  113. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >still no crack

  114. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you know what, for microsoft maybe it's happening because they're already scrathing the bottom of the barrel with marketing anywhere else. definitely not the case for indie publishers.
    most of the people accused of being shills here just show enthusiasm about a game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Here's a though experiment. Between two recent indie games, Halls of Torment and Lunacid, Halls of Torment sold 10x more copies according to whatever Steam datamining tools. Did it get 10x more threads here? Nope, quite the opposite in fact. Lunacid was spammed here on release for days, in the typical confrontative insincere shill manner, while Halls of Torment had very few threads. My conclusion, it's not gamers who spam threads on /v.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Lunacid has pronoun selection, that's the only reason it got so many threads. Ganker is not for discussing games, it's for making a million threads about shit like that.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          And one of Halls of Torment devs is an actual troony, so it's not all that simple.

          You are the dumbest gorilla Black person on this whole website

          > shill is discovered and must attack

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like if you look at vampire survivors clones they would have less posts compared to other games. just less to talk about that in that genre

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          /v does not discuss this genre at all and in general does not talk much about indie games except the select few ones that get copypasted threads on a schedule. Looking at this, plus pitiful Lunacid sales, I think that:
          > Shilling games on /v is not very effective
          > So, most indies don't bother
          > Some indie games still get shilled here
          > But it's either dev not knowing that it's useless or having irrational affection to this place or just because it's free

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You are the dumbest gorilla Black person on this whole website

  115. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >still nothing on csrin
    Come on

  116. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    3 games I'm interested in released today
    I don't know which one to play
    >Animal Well
    >Little Kitty
    >1000xResist

  117. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    where download link

  118. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    3 hours in so far. this is unironically a masterpiece, for now at least

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      OH MY HEKKIN SCIENCE I LOVE HOW SOI IT LOOKS

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      is there an option to turn off the vhs filter?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yes

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          nice, thanks

          [...]
          First impression time! TLDR would be I'm having fun with it

          First thing I noticed is how fast you move/big you are relative to the size of the rooms. You can blitz through one screen in like 10 seconds, and go in multiple places really fast. On the other hand, instead of being filled with dead ends and backtracking like metroidvanias, so many rooms have got crevices or other ways to progress, and ties into my main point: This game is greatly designed. You can tell each thing has been accounted for, and results in a really dense yet enjoyable experience. The only roadblocks I got into, like backtracking too much after dying, always meant that I was missing something, like a shortcut or a savepoint.
          For metroidvania elements, its really cool that it seems to be based on items, not abilities. Things like the yoyo for first powerup are great compared to the first power up, due to how versatile it is. From using its momentum to loop around things, hitting lamps to change objects, etc. But, the thing that really made it for me was realizing It breaks spikes If most of the other powerups have the same level of versitility and build on each other I can truly see something great with this. I got more thoughts but wanna play more rn

          sounds promising, I'll check the crack

  119. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wish there was more cool experimental indies instead we either get rpg maker game with WACKY ART, rogue-lite, point n click but ironic, or platformer. Soulash is kinda cool, wish there was more stuff like that.

  120. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I want to buy it, but I already bought crow country and the game is a bit too pricey now

  121. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is the love of scanelines some sort of zoomer hipster thing? As a millenial I have no nostalgia for them though I acknowledge their use for blending certain textures in old games that were specifically designed for them

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's more pandering to millenials and boomers, but games have scanlnines in them for a more retro feel

  122. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >crack release
    lesgoo

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      finally

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Were you also refreshing the CS thread? kek me too.

  123. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Here you go frens. Unzip and play.
    https://www.mediafire.com/file/827j73o0ma5ib6q/Animal_Well.zip/

  124. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Any Switch/PC version comparisons yet? I'd prefer to play it on the Switch but if the visual downgrades are substantial enough I'll have to get it on Steam.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Look at the system requirements on steam. The game should have no issues on switch whatsoever and dunkey is a tendie so i doubt it‘s a lazy port

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Was worried it would have issues since the lighting looked complex and Rain World runs like shit on Switch but actually it works perfectly

  125. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how grown ass men can digest this goofy puppet shit is beyond my comprehension

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      His old videos criticizing the terrible Switch hardware and online were great. Since then he has been totally mindbroken by Sonic autists, and he has retreated to safe language and uncontroversial opinions for his babified audience. The usual millenial creator shit

  126. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      csrin.ru

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't on there yet

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I solved the puzzle, can I have an egg now?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            No but I could sit on your face with my musky behind~

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It is there now.

  127. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is it simply a puzzle game or does it have minor combat or maybe even bosses like la mulana?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no combat from what I've played so far, 3 hours in. 'enemies' are more of a puzzle to be solved
      ie you need to find a way to distract them or get past them quickly enough. usually they do 1 heart of damage out of 4, so it's not an instant game over

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'll just watch a let's play. I can't into puzzle.

  128. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >playing ver1.0.0 of an indie game instead of waiting for updates that fix all bugs

  129. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >30MB
    waiting for fitgirls

  130. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Huh. Just finished the game. Wasn't expecting it to be so short. It was still good though, just a little pricey given the lack of content. It's ironic that a game with "Well" in the title is kind of shallow.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know about the 100% and post-game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      troony

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      THANKS FOR BETA TESTING
      REMINDER TO NEVER TRUST JOURNOS AND SHILLTUBERS

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How long did it take you?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Just over 2 hours

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Welp

  131. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you can finish the game in an hour not even speedrunning
    LMAO
    this game is just a free refund

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no wonder journos like it. they can move on to another game to shill

  132. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    where is the download link? this game is too expensive to buy at launch, but I don't want to miss out on the threads

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      read the thread moron

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        oh, I found the mediafire, thanks pal and have fun

  133. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There better be a keep saying it easter egg

  134. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ...so obvious shill threads are allowed now? This underpaid employee isn't even trying to disguise his thread as genuine organic hype.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      these threads have always been allowed, how the frick do you think hiromoot makes money?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >1 (One) thread about an anticipated game on its release day
      >fricking shills!!!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yes
        I'd shill the shit out of my game on day 1 on all big gaming websites if I were the dev

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >one thread

        [...]

        [...]

        >No guys, reading emails is haaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrddddddd, we can't review indies who email us
        >We can however, have a perfectly coordinated upload time put this 1 game on the algorithm

        Now I don't mind shilling myself, it's a doggy dog world out there, but you're a lying fricking c**t.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have any idea how many indieslop low effort pixelshit "games" get released every day? How many of them get a thread, let alone one dripping with corporate forced hype?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          And also

          >one thread
          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          [...]

          Now I don't mind shilling myself, it's a doggy dog world out there, but you're a lying fricking c**t.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          And also [...]

          stop with the esquizofrenia

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What should be allowed in here if not video game discussion?

  135. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ????

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      IM LITERALLY FILTERED HOW DO I MAKE THE JUMP HERE HELP

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        can't you use the wand at the bottom platform there?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        use the soi

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ride it down, buckaroo.

  136. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    https://files.catbox.moe/3qv5uj.7z

    Animal well from cs.rin.ru cracked and reuploaded to catbox.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      KILL YOURSEFL

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        DO NOT DOWNLOAD. MALWARE

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        DO NOT DOWNLOAD. MALWARE

        dumbest moron ive ever seen in my life

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I pirate a lot and none of them give me virus warning

  137. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >3 hours in and no wand or yo-yo
    >just the frisbee, slinky and flute
    how did I manage this? anyone else?

  138. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    did anyone eat all the eggs intstead of the normal thing?
    im at a room but i can't see anything
    even the flute doesn't help

  139. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Funniest thing is that everyone is going to associate the game with the dunkster himself and probably won't even know the dev's name.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      And? Dude will become a millionaire just from this release.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      IMO they should have put the developer's name in the splash screens or on the title screen somewhere. I've seen games do that. Guess that donkey ego gets in the way.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no. and even then I'd imagine the dev is just happy to get his game out there so people can enjoy it

  140. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I never pirated a steam game, can I only play this with steam closed? I'm a bit scared, but thanks for posting the game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just being honest. maybe I'll go for the switch version to be safe

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      if you're earnest.
      just play it whatever you want.
      pirated games don't interact with steam at all

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        thank you. greatly appreciated. gonna rejoin the thread after I played a while

  141. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    looks like pretentious garbage for pseuds.

  142. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this sea horse looking motherfricker is annoying as frick

  143. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Game is good but if you believe Dunkey made this game then I have a bridge to sell you. He probably hired someone to make the game for him and then just put his name on it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >but if you believe Dunkey made this game
      nobody believes that

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You overestimate the intelligence of his fanbase

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You don’t understand what a publisher is moron. You are the person who believes Dunkey made the game

  144. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >all these mfers ITT crying about “muh 25 dollars”

    I cant believe they let PsPlus-less peasants post here

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >owning a Blackstation

  145. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >you can fast-travel to skip half the dog chase
    Get fricked.

  146. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the warp pipe bit is fricking impossible
    how do I get in the last one?

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