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Crash bros, get in here! And get the download.

https://www.online-ctr.com/

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marketing thread
    Buy an ad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get lost backseat janny. This be Bandicoot country.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can't believe they desexualized Liz and removed Amy and Isabella's cleavage in the remake.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This will just an excuse for gay furry erp a discord.

      >Cringe Team Racing
      no thanks

      tendies seething as usual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick compels someone to type something like this for a freeware release

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Being a legit moron.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "Buy an ad"gays' ultimate goal is for the videogame board to stop talking about videogames.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        (You)s. That's it. It gets replies so he keeps doing it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        GOOD MORNING SIRS

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This will just an excuse for gay furry erp a discord.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cringe Team Racing
    no thanks

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >join our discord to downl-

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Today is a good day

      moron
      https://www.online-ctr.com/

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >moron
        have you tried your own website, furrytroony?
        >"j-just use the online patcher"
        pray tell me, where exactly can one find the patch file

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gonna bite the bullet for you bro
          https://www.online-ctr.com/patcher/
          https://github.com/stenzek/duckstation/releases/tag/latest

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            (CRT Patch, 1st link Latest build)
            https://files.catbox.moe/kbztr7.zip
            (CTR Client 2nd link Latest build)
            https://files.catbox.moe/kbztr7.zip
            There two links seem identical, maybe I fricked up something

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              thanks brother

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              so this + the ntsc bin is all i need?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Apparently yes

                Gonna bite the bullet for you bro
                https://www.online-ctr.com/patcher/
                https://github.com/stenzek/duckstation/releases/tag/latest

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Directly telling people to seek and download BIOS
            Gotcha

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I thought this was based on the decomp, why do I need the emulator to play this?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's not, decomp-based PC port is still in the works

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                damn

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It is, but the PC port isn't finished yet. In the meantime, they've been releasing patches that can be played on Duckstation. I assume all of the mods they've made so far (blue fire, reserves, oxide, 60FPS widescreen, online, etc) will be included in the final PC port. I'm guessing they're using this as an avenue for mass testing of features.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wait, this is being made by the same guys working on the PC port? well shit, scratch what i said in

                it's not, decomp-based PC port is still in the works

                , i thought this was being made by some unaffiliated randos.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, it's the same guys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >download behind groomcord
      No thanks homie.

      Every single fricking time. I genuinely don't get why fan patches in particular always do this

      Today is a good day

      moron
      https://www.online-ctr.com/

      Download link in the page is a link to the discord

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >moron
        have you tried your own website, furrytroony?
        >"j-just use the online patcher"
        pray tell me, where exactly can one find the patch file

        Well, shit, I apologize, I assumed the website had a direct download link for everything, I was a bit busy, so I couldn't check.
        Think I'll make a pack with everything necessary to play.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gettin real tired of this shit
        >oh cool i can play the transformer cybertron games online agai-
        > with the help of a discord bot on a trans furry community

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I genuinely don't get why fan patches in particular always do this
        Because discord is a honeypot that relays any and all data it receives from users over to the governments of the fourteen eyes region, including anything that's been marked "private" or "deleted". If you join a discord you're marked forever, and if you download something from discord then the government has already seen the contents and knows what you're trying to keep on your computer.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh no?!?! How will I ever deal with the EBIL GUBORMENT... knowing that I want to play a funny mascot cart racer...
          LOL

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah because posting on Ganker sure means your data is safe.
          Baka.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The real answer is because:
        >Reddit reached the point of collapse where a handful of power mods are constantly power tripping controlling thousands of subreddits by banning people for inane shit, making discussion impossible.
        >The same type of troony already killed normal forums and is in the process of killing mod sites by banning anything they don't like.
        >Good fricking luck having any content on israelitetube up about mods these days.
        >Ganker is shit for archival purposes like that.
        >Twitter is even worse.
        Pisscord is literally the least shit option until troons find the place and either worm their way into mod seats and ruin the place, or suspiciously get their buddies to shit up the place until the place needs more moderation, point which they worm their way into mod seats and shit up the place.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >download behind groomcord
    No thanks homie.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holly shit. i thought they were going to take longer than that to make it work. gonna try it out tonight after i come back from my class

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Discord
    Outside of that, neat.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok but I want the offline experience + play with my bros ?
    >join discord

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    was going to make this thread thanks for doing it for me
    reading through it though i can just tell that this board deserves to be as gloomy and miserable as it is

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you genuinely sound like the saddest homosexual on Ganker currently ironically enough

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why would i be? I love ctr and have been following darkaisers channel for months

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >n-n-no u......
        nta, but swing and a miss homosexual

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn't get irony
          nta, but swing and a miss homosexual
          imagine actually talking like

          was going to make this thread thanks for doing it for me
          reading through it though i can just tell that this board deserves to be as gloomy and miserable as it is

          >... following darkaisers channel for months
          more needn't be said

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Frick of TFB homosexual. IAT sucks and you will never be the real Tawna.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i feel genuinely sorry for you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't get irony
        nta, but swing and a miss homosexual
        imagine actually talking like [...]
        >... following darkaisers channel for months
        more needn't be said

        Imagine samegayging to get your gloomy moronic homosexualy opinions across

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should know by now that the morons who post here will find anything to b***h about if it means they can avoid playing or talking about video games.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does this work on Mac and Linux?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Experimenting now with Linux, just getting a CTR rom (Surprised I didn't have it already)

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Better go to /vm/. The homosexuals here don't play video games.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    let me guess, activision is gonna DMCA them and then announce a pc port of nitro-fueled

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dont think activision cares about crash after crash 4 and whatever that arena game was

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >activision
      It's Microsoft now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think activision actually has rights to it. They have ownership of the IP, but not to the code that naughtydog made under universal. If they actually owned that they could've had the mechanics be ported rather than require to be reverse engineered.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also CTR was made by Naughty Dog with Sony as the publisher under license from Universal who had nothing to do with the game. IIRC the copyright in the game itself is Sony Computer Entertainment America. I believe this legal complication is why Crash Nitro Kart didn't have any CTR content repackaged in it, despite this being an early idea VV had for it. Dunno how it works today with Nitro-Fueled existing and solely owned by Activision/Microsoft.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >activision is gonna DMCA
      whether they do that or not it's too late now. you can't put the genie back in the bottle

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they can prevent further development, and so far this only has racing with no items, basically a time trial vs other players, so it's not a holy grail yet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If that is what it takes. Yes please, kill the discord trannies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and then announce a pc port of nitro-fueled
      lol lmao

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pin me when there's a youtube tutorial on how to run this shit because I couldn't understand anything

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm working on something.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *waiting*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tech illiterate zoomer moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not defending the discord usage here but, if you really wanted to play this, creating a burner and getting in there for the download shouldn't be too much of a nuisance I'd think.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not going to stain my /trash/ erp alt with touching this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't even need a burner, you can just make an unclaimed account (no e-mail), grab the link and kill the account.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOOOO NOT THE CONVENIENT CHAT SOFTWARE EVERYONE HAS WHAT HAPPENED TO REGISTERING TO A RANDOM FORUM TO DO STUFF AND THEN HAVING THAT DATA BREACHED 5 YEARS DOWN THE LINE WHEN THE SITE ADMIN STOPS CARING DISCORD LE BAD REEEEEEEEEEEE
    You homosexuals all have discord anyway and just don't wanna admit it to seem cool and mysterious

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't mind having to join a discord, what I do mind is that so much information is now stuck on discord that you can't find on the web normally, all of which can easily be taken down by a shit corporation at any moment without backups or archives available.

      They already put in the effort to make a nice looking website for the thing, just put the information on there too and have the discord just for discussion.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >all of which can easily be taken down by a shit corporation at any moment without backups or archives available.
        You are actually stupid if you think discord has a higher chance of shutting down than any independent website for a random mod

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Where the frick did I say that?
          I'm saying it's easy as frick for malicious actors to get any small discord server taken down at will.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know what's even more convenient than joining a walled garden like Discord?
      Downloading the patch straight from the damn site. Why can't they host it on a service that isn't spyware randomly asking people to register with phone numbers because "uuuu you might a le spooky bot xddd"?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah so many people get hacked due to using the same password on old forums that eventually get breached.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron, you are disgusting and tragic. What happens when the site and discord dies? You can't waybackmachine a fricking discord server, you are covered in so much filth.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron its an MP game that I should just be able to freely download. I'm not her to suck some anons wiener just give me the fricking game

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Penguin bros can confirm Linux runs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ... but I can't get it to launch the actual online multiplayer part. Methinks having it as an exe which would require wine seperate from the duckstation I already have natively installed is going to cause issues since the client.exe is running in wine and the emulator on my actual machine. Feck.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bit the bullet and joined the discord, they said they haven't compiled a Linux client yet so even though the patched game runs, the client doesn't. Someone is going to do a PKGbuild for arch though as we speak.
        So hold tight penguin bros.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >they said they haven't compiled a Linux client yet so even though the patched game runs, the client doesn't
          Always forgotten...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just run it through wine you FRICKING moron

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just so we're clear about the current state of things:
    CTR now has an online PC version
    Crash Back in Time is still getting updates. Can be used to make new Crash levels in modern engine with PS1 looks.

    https://gembit.itch.io/crash-back-in-time

    Well, if this keeps up, maybe the fans really can keep the Sonic's orange ass alive. All that's left is for someone to decompile/remake Twinsanity and we're good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Twinsanity
      You mean crash 5

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      neat

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think it will face the exact same issue as ctrnf's multiplayer mode - turboautists will dominate every race, due to the fact that once somebody's in the lead, there ain't much anyone can do to stop them unless they themselves frick up. we need more gimmicky levels so that people don't know the shortcuts by heart, we need a separate casual mode with crazier items and a no items mode for the tryhards, etc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah, original CTR just spams the time slow thing if you're too far behind, it's not gonna be anywhere near as big of an issue
      that being said, this doesn't yet support weapons

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nah, original CTR just spams the time slow thing if you're too far behind

        that sounds annoying.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I believe you can fall off and get rid of the effect in this unlike NF

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah they will definitely let you remove items akin to battle mode once they add them. And most people will either remove all of them except for the turbo, or keep all of them minus the warp orb and time slow, basically making it impossible to catch up. ESpecially since they've already modded in CTRNF mechanics which I find fun but also have to admit definitely frick over anyone that's not immediately perfect at the game.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >CTRNF mechanics
            you talking about reserves and sacred fire? that shit was in the original

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yeah but it functioned differently in the og

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you have to remember that CTR was a singleplayer kart racer first, and at most you only ever had 4 human players.
          The weapon tables aren't designed for 8 humans, which is why CTRNF was such a shitshow of needing to outrun multiple warp orbs while getting clocked into the last century.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >at most you only ever had 4 human players
            and most of the times it was really only 2 cause most people who owned CTR didn't also own a multitap

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >this doesn't yet support weapons
        Lol, so legitimately what is the point? Like, I may a well play a sim racer, because there I can at least rely on slipstream to get overtakes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those issues had more to do with how unreliable weapons could be and the changes to blue fire being maintainable across different speed tiers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree. They can also increase the chance of getting the clock and warp orb for last place racers to balance things but i think that will make things more chaotic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and the fact is ctrnf at least fixed the issue somewhat by having mass appeal and a large amount of new players, on top of changing some of the mechanics just enough that old muscle memory wasn't 100% accurate. this is an ancient game that has no real appeal to anyone that's not already a turboautist, which means the lobbies will be dominated by speedrunners who have optimized every route on every track a whopping 10 years ago. i can't wait for the Ganker lobbies though, with crazy custom tracks and characters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i played a few rounds and its exactly as i said here

      once youre in the back, youre gonna lose because every player here is an old time ctr expert and has the game memorized. it was me and one other guy in the last place and then 4 people in front all finishing within miliseconds of each other

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's why items exist, right now items aren't working though, so you're right.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Couldn't agree more. This whole "Sacred Fire" thing ultimately hurts the series when you bring Online into the equation. People either HAVE to learn it or they will not have fun and WILL stop playing, and then the playerbase lowers. It's sorta like the main reason Nintendo had to abandon the old snake-drift system from the older Mario Karts or else the Mario Kart series was sure to face a similar issue.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you cannot keep sacred fire in original ctr though, most you can do is make it last your entire reserve bar
          that is a change nitro fueled introduced

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what genre aren't like that for multiplayer?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Racing games genre can get unbalanced pretty quickly. You either make driving skills important and basically prevent new players from winning or you neuter driving skills completely and obtain Mario kart 8 which is basically battle mode on tracks, and there is no middle ground. You give a single tech to people and they might lap people who are unable to use said tech. Actually it is so difficult to prevent skilled racing games players from winning 24/24 that Mario Kart becomes an impressive piece of game design in a way

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After having played modern kart racers, old CTR just feels bad to play honestly. Especially since it seems like items don't even work properly and you only get the bomb every time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick they refused to release the remake on steam is beyonds me
      Hell, crash bash remake with online was easy money too

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The microtransactions, son. The microtransactions.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >download behind our discord
    No. Frick you. You just lost a player.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't have the japanese title theme
    Worthless

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does it have compatibility for modded racers and tracks yet?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Linux and mac versions aren't ready yet
    >Even the actual creators are confused on why the box saying it runs on Windows, Linux and Mac is a thing and is pinging their website writer
    It's ogre.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Online races work fine. Controls feel weird after all these years and it feels a lot different from ctrnf.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    While neat, there's no reason to play this over SRB2K/Ring Racers tbh
    Hell even Kartrider Drift is a lot better option if you want to play an online kart racer with a high skill ceiling.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >SRB2K
      That shit fricking sucks, though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's basically the same thing but it doesn't feel like ass to play, but it has significantly more content and there's plenty of waifu addons.
        Ring Racers on the other hand is a very different beast but if you get used to it being different then it's probably the best kart racer available right now, it just has a stupidly insane amount of content and polish compared to anything else without even considering addons

        where do you get the rom tho

        emuparadise, like usual

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >childhood icons from my beloved memories of playing CTR with friends at afterschool care and having fun meeting like-minded online
          >souless waifu shit clown vomit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But you won't even get that experience with CTR Online cause it's just a bunch of tryhard speedrunners who don't communicate

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >waifu shit clown vomit
            That's the future of CTR online, though, and it's gonna be glorious.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ring morons sucks dog dick.
          Play the true racing game srb2k

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This looks like dogshit

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It also plays like dogshit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wait are they different games? I thought Ring Racers was the new name for it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ring racers was originally the v2 update for srb2k but it got rebranded into ring racers and made a separate game

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where do you get the rom tho

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here, this one is already patched, and compressed as chd.
      https://www.mediafire.com/file/w66tsej89qn785r/ctr-u_Online60.chd/file

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now we need CrashBash online

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would never stop playing the ballistix minigame

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based, for me is this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GfHOPeyWDE

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked this game alot but it was for the single-player adventure, not because I was dying to play it online. I guess it's neat that someone had so much passion for it to make it a reality though.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >but it doesn't feel like ass to play
    But that's literally what makes SRB2K awful

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    alright, i made a zip file with pre-patched bins and a pre-setup duckstation.
    https://mega.nz/file/mBd3wKTA#8PVRXSB4qmaZT4MLspjUHBDOpuQuF1Kyn5frML-4cVw
    let me know if i fricked anything up.
    mega probably wasn't the best choice to upload this on but anonfiles apparently died and it's too big for catbox, and i dunno any other file-sharing sites that aren't sketchy as hell

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >let me know if i fricked anything up.
      DuckStation stores its configs in the Documents folder, so I think anyone downloading this will still have to config DuckStation.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i found out you can make it portable (everything gets saved to the same folder the exe is in and the internal paths are set to make use of that) by just putting a file called portable.txt in the exe folder.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh cool

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf its just dolphin porn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >files no longer available

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is it possible to make this one continue to scale up after the zoom in, like some webm´s do?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not working for me 🙁

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      okay, i removed this off mega so i could reupload it on mediafire (which i had forgotton about)
      i also realized i had included a shortcut file in the mega version that i don't think would've worked on other people's computers. oops.
      https://www.mediafire.com/file/hswlpw73gvfeaqg/Crash_Team_Racing_Online.rar/file

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks dude!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You could have used my rom here

        Here, this one is already patched, and compressed as chd.
        https://www.mediafire.com/file/w66tsej89qn785r/ctr-u_Online60.chd/file

        , it's like half of the size.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based anon

        i just played a game myself and ended up in last place because last time i played this was 20+ years ago and i dont even remember how to sprint lmao

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          from minutes ago

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            good to know that someone is on my same boat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know how to make it work

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          step 1. open duckstation
          step 2. open one of the CTR bins (60fps or 30fps, your choice)
          step 3. open client.exe

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >step 2. open one of the CTR bins
            in duckstation* sorry

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're not missing much, the online is still very barebones, it doesn't even has working items yet.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        righteous brother cowabunga!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reup pls and use a base64 link

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so i can't even get it to work, duckstation boots me to the crash screen with japanese text.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just crashes to bios no matter what, can't get the emulator to run. whatever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tech illiterate moron

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have noticed that americans are so fricking afraid to make an emulation tutorial especially when it comes to bios

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's still very very barebones, and it's too much effort for brainlets. The future for CTR online seems bright though, can't wait for the PC port.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I could cry bros, crash kino lives on

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, if it's to play with the same 3 discord tryhards every single time it might not be worth it.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    absolutely based. microshaft and israelitectivision must be shitting their pants

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there people b***hing about sacred fire and skill gaps already? The game just released a few hours ago, let the news circulate and soon enough the casuals will know who to race with and the hyperautists the same. Believe me, the autists listening to eurojank as they maintain their blue flames don't want to play with you as much as you don't want to play with them, the issue will sort itself out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because knowledge checks, especially ones that rely on frame-perfect inputs and aren't described anywhere, are antithetical to fun.
      e.g. you don't need to know how to 12-chain to beat a puyo puyo game, but it's 100% a required skill for online

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing a dedicated casual lobby couldn't fix. I hard disagree with your first statement too. learning knowledge checks and frame perfect inputs IS fun if I love the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because if the game isnt instantly accessible then its seen as unplayable to these people

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen posts here about this game progressing once in a while, but I never expected it to actually come out. Good work, discord furgays - I wish you good luck in your continued endeavors, please keep Crash alive and well

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please add Yaya

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Multiplayer in a single player time trial game
    Well, whatever floats your boat...

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can only use one item

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's the first day of the first release of an ongoing wip project, what did you expect

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's the first day of the first release of an ongoing wip project
        Then they should release it as a proof of concept and announce everywhere it's a PoC. Because right now the website advertises it like it's completely working 100% supported multiplayer. It's going to be abandoned in 2 weeks when the devs realize that they are too inept to make other items work.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >This is just the initial public release, meaning that many updates and features are coming in the future.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And it doesn't even work yet, you will see the other guy being hit, and the animation will play, but notice how they don't slow down a single bit, and how you also never get hit. What we are playing right now is time trial multiplayer.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE'S THE Ganker LOBBY

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How long till they add some shitty DRM that forces you to link to Trooncord to even play.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man I've gotten too used to Nitro Fueled. There's also no engine change right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no engine change and no u turning which i think are the best features of nf and i miss them dearly. idgaf about the blue fire.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no u turning
        u turn is a ctr mechanic

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          u lose ur boost though which means its pointless

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's good for doing sharp turns with speed characters. like in the last shortcut of papu's pyramid.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In Nitro Fueled specifically it's retooled to the point that the properties are nowhere near the same as the PS1 version's. A lot of the flak that NF gets comes from changes like that, eg. in Sewer Speedway the half pipe shortcut has a different possible angle to jump up high enough, but whether or not those changes are good or bad doesn't matter as much as decades of muscle memory and sight-reading animation frames. Also STILL NO PC VERSION THANKS ACTIBLIZZ This is why Online CTR even became a project to begin with.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is U-turning but it works differently, both games are pretty different mechanics-wise from what I recall, when I was a kid I learned all the tricks but they got deleted from my brain with Nitro Fueled, this is awesome tho.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no engine change
        If you're talking about vehicle classes, they have made a mod that allows you to select any class with any character. This will probably be included in the PC port.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Engine swap is already a mod for PS1 CTR so I'm sure they'll add that in as a feature
      The current release is more like a public test play it seems

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Engine change is one of the devs previous mods, they are slowly merging all the mods they done, which is why there's also widescreen, 60 fps and a reserves meter in this patch

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a little reserves metre below the speedometer?

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Discord

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just did a race with 5 other players and the guy in 1st won with an over 1 minute lead. I'm guessing most of the people testing this right now are CTR autists?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't think so, so far I only encountered 1 super autist.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cant you make a custom/provate server so the people that havent touched this game in years can play with each other?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You need to port forward and no way anybody is doing that here.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >try to join the discord
    >cant accept invitation
    sv full or discord being shitty? at least its not an expired invitation like always

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wake me up when they finish their PS1 -> PC Port. Until then, I'll just stick to the single player 60FPS patch.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're at 73% so far on the port completion
      Time to grind CTR again so I'm ready

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God I cannot wait any longer for a full on PC port with mods and custom content

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >CTR online is finally playable
    >Ganker immediately starts crying about having to gitgud

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone seen someone successfully pull off a Tizi on Papu's Pyramid yet?

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cheers lads!

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the Ganker fricking server?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll start working on it assuming nobody else beats me to it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nevermind it's windows only

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's just a public network test right now so hosting a server means exposing your IP address and nobody is gonna do that on here so private rooms are just for friends really
      I assume actual private servers will be done in an update

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CRASH BROS WE'RE SO FRICKING BACK

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get why people even like multiplayer karting, especially for Crash. Even in the original the idea is to get this super speed and go untouched. Getting hit by an attack even once can throw off your entire line. Its just a fish in a barrel simulator where most of the pack are stuck together and one autist can jet out ahead. Its great for single player sure but I just don't get why people like the MP of this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are two extremes for racing fun, you are equally unskilled or you are super autistically skilled. decent/good players will get frustrated by the two extremes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the entire point is for items to shake things up so the guy in first place can get taken down a peg, and so the unfortunate sod who got bombed in the first lap can catch up.
      that said, absolutely everyone hates blue shell equivalents because their 100% accuracy punishes you for doing well, especially when they only hit the guy in 1st place, so you either brake to let the guy in 2nd get hit or you bite the bullet.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the items in crash are not that bad. a lot of stuff you can outrun or mitigate unlike mariokart where you just have to take the L.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        without blue shells there's no way to catch up to the guy in first place if he manages to he get far ahead enough of the rest of the pack. it basically becomes a 1-player game for him.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good idea but I don't know how much longevity this could have after how spoiled we were with Nitro Fueled. It will be hard going back to just the base roster and tracks.

    I'd have at least appreciated if they held off the launch for when they could port over a Nitro Kart track or two, assuming that's in the pipeline

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      modded tracks, items and racers are all a sure thing. No need to worry about being stuck with the base content.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no items
    trash frick this shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >itembabby

      git fricking gud gaytard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >playerbase is already a bunch of manchildren taking a party game for children as seriously as olympic sports
        game is dead on arrival

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          go play mariokart with the other toddlers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >day one of first release ever of an ongoing wip project
      >RRRREEEEE WHY IT DOESNT HAVE ALL THE FEATURES AND MORE, THIS IS SHIT

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is not decomp?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no it's a public network test for a ps1 mod
      decomp is finished but the PC port is being worked on and is at 73% atm

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol pc gamers always saving games and making gaming better

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    which room we playing in boys?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      USA Room 4

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is there a game going? I can't connect

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        get in here gays

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can play tonight

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want the PC port to be finished so we can mod in the trophy girls as selectable racers and also make them naked

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >piscorp
    israeli honeypot.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Game feels a lot slower on widescreen. Still pretty fun though. Also it is just me or do super turbo pads not work properly?

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Want to play online
    >Remember it's been forever since I last played CTR so I try doing time trials in the original game to see how much I remember (and so I don't get DNF'd online)
    >Do sewer speedway because I WILL NOT bonk on the shortcut when online
    >Managed to finish the track properly and do webm rel in 12mins
    Thank GOD I still remember how to play this track but this now means I have to practice cortex castle, skyway, polar pass, and fricking tiny arena
    I don't want to play cortex castle and tiny arena...pray for me Gankerros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Crazy how you almost did the same time in all laps.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yea I have no idea how that happened, I was able to play the game for that one moment
        could have gotten better times if I stopped going so W I D E

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn this game is kinda hard to control
    not an unwelcome surprise though, will just take some getting used to

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      some input latency is to be expected in v1.
      it's not that bad you just have to get used to it. froghopping is nearly impossible though.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is there a way to adjust your drift angle or is it fixed? excuse this question from a complete newbie to ctr in general

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you adjust the drift angle by tapping left/right while drifting, tap the direction you're facing to turn inward or tap the opposite direction you're facing if you want drift more outward

      turn (Polar, Pura, Ripper Roo) and balanced (Crash, Cortex, Komodo) have very aggressive turn angles and turn super sharply at the slightest press
      accel has a more manageable drift angle which is what you should be using with being new (Coco, N.Gin, Pinstripe)
      speed (Dingodile, Tiny, N. Tropy, Papu) has the weakest turn angle to the point it's nearly non-existent which makes speed incredibly punishing and very hard to play but it's the fastest if someone's consistent

      Try playing as an accel character

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ah okay, apparently i just started playing as one of the hardest characters
        i will, thanks

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Having no items is really homosexual

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK i'm too used to NF, I've forgotten how to play the original, the mid in turning was too useful in NF

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it's going to take some time for me to readjust to this game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same
      Honestly reminds me of why speed was so unbalanced in NF. The buffed u turn just completely negates it's downside so everyone can spam u turns for micro adjustments but in CTR you just have to hope you're at the right angle or you're fricked
      I'm probably just going to play accel for a while lol

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy cow this is the best PS1 emulator I've ever used, my other games run like a dream on it.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is literally no good reason to hide a download link behind a discord

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >discord

    unironically have a nice day in the most brutal way possible and then kill your entire fricking family too

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I put together a zip file containing everything you need to play with instructions.

    https://litter.catbox.moe/bu0l5x.zip

    See you on the track homosexuals.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THANK YOU
      How close is this one to the PS4 one? That's the only one I have experience with.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Never played NF.
        Shouldn't be too difficult to pick up though the mechanics are very similar.

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick they didnt port new crash racing from consoles

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Porting a 25 year old PS1 game is a lot easier than porting a switch game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Activision are a bunch of cheap bastards.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember in the Emulation Settings to turn on Reduce Input Latancy and set it to 0.0.
    Maybe turn on Optimal Frame Timing as well.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When are we getting black cortex mod?

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blizzard bluff is the real filter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that fence jump is a b***h even in singleplayer.

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >There are people posting right now who don't know the boss characters have nat higher stats

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Statsprostitute
      Pathetic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't this proven false years ago

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They've always had different stats.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't this proven false years ago

      Back in the day there used to be a chart going around that had the bosses with slightly higher stats in everything. Like Crash's stats being all 3/5 while Komodo Joe's was 4/5. This was always just some bullshit someone made up, there's only 4 stat classes. Outside of Penta Penguin in some versions who is maxed in everything.

      On top of that, the stats the game displays aren't even true. The game claims Crash is faster than Coco but he objectively isn't.

      This image was made for CTRNF but it applies to the original as well.

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I try to enter a room it just takes me back to this server menu. Wat do?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think you can't enter while a race is going on, you have to wait until everyone's is in the character selection room, which is annoying.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when that happens it means you tried joining a lobby that's already in a race

        Thanks I thought my thing was broken.
        I'm in USA 6 if anyone wants to play. I don't even know the controls.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when that happens it means you tried joining a lobby that's already in a race

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        should make it so the client will enter a waiting lobby that automatically joins as soon as the race finishes or something instead of just kicking the player and leaving it up to him to guess when there isn't a race on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keep trying, the client said Disconnect for me, but it let me in eventually.
      USA 4 has 3 people so try that one.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >items do not currently work online
    What the frick is the point? Why do people release half-assed shit that barely works and expect anyone to care? Tired of this.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Saw Wumpalewis

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    US room 4 is the Ganker room
    Get in here

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who let the dumbass Braziliian in here? It probably doesn't even understand it needs to pick a character.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What’s wrong with your pictures, are you playing the game like that?

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Room 4 full right now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      try now, the race ended

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yay i didn't get in last

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit is finally ha-
    >Fan made discord shit
    fricking why?

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    laggy brs OUT

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >was going to win but I fricked up the blizzard bluff shortcut
    FRICK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      surprised you didnt catch up to me when I fricked up the fence jump

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    papu's pyramid is fricking brutal

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a better game:

    thanks me later

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess the room broke?

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which one of you wankers do i have to hump in order to get into room 4?

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think I broke the room guys

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any reason to play this 30 year old boomer game over mario kart 8 deluxe?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's actually a good game for one

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good job guys you broke it

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Room 4 is back up
    2/8 right now

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HAS broke the lobby kek
    lobby back up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I fell in a gap between two walls and I think that fricked it

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my emulator froze like 30 seconds into the race. I didn't touch anything in duckstation before joining so im not sure if its normal or not

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Games been freezing for me on loads.

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen some people say that the 30fps CTR is more stable than the 60fps one so if anons are crashing/desyncing on 60fps try playing on 30fps

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I play on 30 cause 60 has lower gravity with hopping.
      They plan to fix it, but I guess it’s not a big issue for them to keep it in here,

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    somebody else getting booted out of the lobby when alt tabbing?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      check your emulator settings, it's probably set to pause on alt tab which desyncs you
      anon should have put some instructions in a .txt file

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MOTHER FRICKING BARRELS SHIT FRICK

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you get that boost at race start?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have black smoke right when the race starts
      Press X while waiting for players and you'll see what I mean

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      6/8 in lobby

      You need to time pressing X 3 times in a row then keep the rhythm to build up your drift bar
      Time it so that the red bar is full on the green light

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rev your engine and try to get the bar red when the light turns green.
      Don’t mash it, time it so you press as the bar goes down.

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    6/8
    GET IN

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nitro Fueled spoiled me with the any engine class shit added late in the game's life

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Game Crashed
    Fuuuuuck god damn it this is the Save deletion from NF all over

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cannonball does work on shortcuts
    neato

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people keep quitting mid-match?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for me at least i kept accidentally pressing select at the beginning.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keeps crashing

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dickysex

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1:26:12
    >1:26:18
    HOLY FRICK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Got that nitro fueled time desync.

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    STOP CRASHING THE LOBBY Black folk

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1:46:21 sewer speedway
    holy frick anon

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get 4th
    >really excited
    >everyone else just quit
    man

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >was having a good run
    >crashed on lap 3

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For anons that are crashing/desyncing, try playing 30FPS CTR as 60FPS CTR seems unstable

    Also make sure your duckstation settings are this
    Interface -> Pause on Focus Loss: Disabled

    Console -> 8 MB RAM: Enabled
    Console -> Enable Cheats: Disabled
    Console -> Execution Mode: New Recompiler (experimental)
    Console -> Enable Clock Speed Control (enable the checkbox)
    Console -> Slide bar set to 400%
    Console -> Read Speedup -> 10x (20x speed)
    Console -> Seek Speedup -> Infinite

    Graphics -> Aspect Ratio 16:9

    Gamepads -> Must be ALL set to "Not Connected" (except for Player 1)

    If you configured your Duckstation main settings as mentioned above, having CTR with its own game settings could override your settings and will cause issues (IE: slow performance). To fix this, you can do "Run Game -> Settings -> Game Properties -> Clear Settings" (at the bottom of the window)

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pick the bloody track

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not waiting for the lobby to fill

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im surprised how close these races have been
    I was expecting every race to be 1/2 speedrunner lapping everybody

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      After playing NF for years, I can’t play the original as good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      real speedtrannies are too busy on first party tendie games and meme indie games
      that said it's still 95% tryhards that have been playing NF for years

  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like that course at all.

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cortex Castle
    Oh no

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was more fun than the canyon one.

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do reserves drop faster than normal or is it just me? feels like I cant build them up at all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dropped USF every lap
      Yep that's what I expected

      just you I think
      if you've played lots of NF then maybe that's what's different

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you Ariel

  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is mario kart 8 dx's waluigi meta all over again holy shit
    also have fun playing with racers who know how to perform all of the unintended shortcuts flawlessly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DINGODILES THE NAME

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't Dingo and Tiny the same stats wise?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tiny has a larger frame and therefore unoptimal to play since it blocks your view.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but ones a based aussie and the others a moron

  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1:58
    how the actual frick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Speed Class + Knows the original

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah this would be way more fun if it wasn't no-lifers who played this game way too much.

  125. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Room broke again.
    Didn't really know what I was doing but that was pretty fun.

  126. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nobody but 2 of the most obnoxious mentally ill furgaycels asked for this mediocre shit, no one even plays it on console

  127. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Parking Lot
    >Lobby died
    eh?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a battle map
      I don't even know why it's an option

  128. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Crashed a full room on purpose
    You are welcome

  129. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t choose battle stages.
    I don’t know how the trailer did it, but it always closed the room.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a battle map
      I don't even know why it's an option

      oh yea that's weird that shouldn't be a thing

  130. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stop picking a map with a half full lobby morons

  131. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this multiplayer only or can you also go through adventure mode?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can pick adventure maps, but I don’t think you can enter races in them, also I think close the room as well.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick now i want single player co-op

  132. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What room are we in now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      US room 4

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        GET IN

  133. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just played my first race. i got overlapped by everyone. i suck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd make a beginner room if I could get it full.

  134. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Me when dancing to the music after coming first and not lying about my race position to the thread

  135. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    5/8 US room 4
    Get in here. Starting in 3 minutes if nobody shows up.

  136. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks good might install it, are there european players?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah there's a server for every region

  137. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can do fence when I have to catch up, not when I want to.

  138. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    6/8
    us room 4

  139. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    avira keeps deleting the client thinking its a virus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It uses memory injection for the online code that's why it triggers it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >avita
      I’ve only ever used Malwarebytes and Windows Defender.
      If your smart you don’t need anything else,

  140. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hit the wall on lap 1 so had no reserves for USF and get left behind
    frick

  141. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fellas, are super turbos cheating?

  142. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Items when?

  143. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Triple coco
    kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >1:55:58
      >1:55:59
      WTF

      cocomind

  144. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1:55:58
    >1:55:59
    WTF

  145. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1st on sewer
    I dont care if I come in 8th the rest of the day I'm happy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was going to catch up to you on lap 2 but then I bonked on the wall at the last tunnel

  146. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lobby crashed for me, but I think it’s fine for everyone else?

  147. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick I think I desynced out of the lobby

  148. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is nice. I hope CTR becomes a new Gankerkend staple.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yea same even though this is just a network test and there's some input lag being able to play PS1 CTR with Ganker is a dream come true
      Cannot wait for the PC port so we get custom tracks and custom characters too frick it's going to be good if this network test is so much fun
      I've been recording and will make some webms later

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can reduce the input delay in the emulation settings.
        I managed to get around 3 frames.

  149. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone MUST become Coco.
    NOT UP FOR NEGOTIATION

  150. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cocobros we won

  151. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >7 Coco's 1 Papu

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine

  152. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tags: fat_bastard, harem

  153. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't fricking wait for the decomp

  154. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I frick up the hot air skyway shortcut every time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't even do it kek
      Anons knowing all the tech and shortcuts is going to make me start practicing now
      Sewer Speedway is intense

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sewer speedway when you get the speed ghost just right is pure adrenaline

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pls kill me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please God.

  155. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm butthurt nobody has done this for Mario Kart 64.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cant you play 64 games online with kaillera, parsec or retroarch?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because MK64 sucks wiener

  156. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hilarious.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moron.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          rude

  157. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want NF U-Turn so I can do 360s in the air.

  158. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone pulled off the wall skip on papu's pyramid yet?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure I saw two anons do it

  159. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Crashed on lap 5

  160. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice saffi fire into low jump on wall shortcut, almost losing the rase

  161. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how to find open room?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you just keep trying, it kicks you out automatically while it's in the middle of a race without telling you, you have to enter during level selection.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keep trying rooms, if you can’t join one, it’s because it’s already in a race. We’re in USA 4, so check periodically so you can join,

  162. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >managed to get back in
    >it's HAS
    pain

  163. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LET ME IN

  164. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DKRISBETTER
    Never grew up with it, but I want DKR tracks as a mod.
    I want any racing games tracks in this game.

  165. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    USA 4
    1/8

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can't get in

  166. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You little imp, which one of you said Diddy kong racing is better?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well get a load of this.
        You are wrong, NERD

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          who u calling nerd you frickin frick

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            TIME TRIALS 0N- TIME TRIALS OF- TIMES TIRALS- LATER!

  167. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Made a /vm/ thread

    [...]

  168. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    USA 4
    5/8
    GET IN HERE

  169. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bruh I thought I was picking a stage instead of a character lmao.

  170. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this shit dont work

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      skill issue

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You having issues starting the game itself?

  171. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did the lobby just crash?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm in here with 7 people waiting for one homosexual to pick a character

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frick I thought it crashed now I gotta wait to get back in

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Works for me, it crashes usually when it starts loading after a race finishes.
      I’ve had once it take me back to the main menu and refuse any lobby connections.

  172. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m joining room 3 for a bit.

  173. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    USA 4
    3/8

  174. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn’t know you could disconnect even after a race. Was gonna wait out Room 3 results but tried it.

  175. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice n.gin run anon

  176. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love how the engine sounds when drifting with USF.
    The pitch going up is so pleasing.

  177. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Try to go for the hairpin jump
    >Hit the wall
    I knew that would happen kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just keep outside the turn, brake slide around the turn then boost over the turbo pad for sacred fire.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I usually do that too but taking the risk for the hairpin was the only way I could have done the overtake

  178. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick that track is so good

  179. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Blizzard Bluff
    nice time to hit the fence every lap

  180. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick I crashed (lolmao get it), you guys are sick ggs

  181. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    o frick I did the fence shortcut every lap
    bandicoot power

  182. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LET ME IIIIIIIIIN

  183. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    N. Gin Labs is the best map
    Change my mind

  184. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    USA 4
    6/8
    LOBBY OPEN GET IN

  185. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Join our Discord 🙂
    For frick's sake. Stick it somewhere sane like Github.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a Ganker pack you can download with everything in it.
      https://litter.catbox.moe/bu0l5x.zip

  186. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fricked up the shortcut
    >On Crash FRICKING Cove

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  187. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >discord link instead of download link
    frick off and kys

  188. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will FRICKING DEMOLISH ALL OF YOU

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do the servers still work for ctrnf? How is the online scene there?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        very dire, it was already a lobby simulator in the peak of the grands prix just because of the structure

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Iron Galaxy is working on a PC port of this.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you. Source?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      then get in the LOBBY
      USA 4

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >velo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. slow

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          t. has 20tb of gay scalie porn

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i have much better actually.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        1v1 me on any track you fricking FAAAAAAAAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Terrible fricking lines, you wouldn't beat anybody decent.

  189. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fighting games
    >Ganker can't even pull off a shoryu input
    >racing games
    >FRICK I GOT ONE SECOND UNDER THE QUICKEST POSSIBLE ON DUCK PUSSY CAVERN SHIT FRICK

  190. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think N.Gin Labs is my favourite track.
    It’s the best track for USF practice.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I need to practice it more, hit the wall once and dropped USF on one lap

  191. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's really cool and all but...
    The original game has some notorious broken ass shortcuts and the items weren't rebalanced for online like in NF.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Items aren't even enabled right now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Give them time, this is mostly just a test, they’re still working on the decomp and PC Port.

  192. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    USA 4
    2/8

    frick I haven't played tiny arena in so long, completely forgot what corners you're meant to u-turn for

  193. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >adventure mode
    did this just break the game kek

  194. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does the patch/client work on mednafen, or do I have to mess with duckstation?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have to use duckstation. The online client uses code injection on duckstation.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you gotta use duckstation see this

      There's a Ganker pack you can download with everything in it.
      https://litter.catbox.moe/bu0l5x.zip

      I put together a zip file containing everything you need to play with instructions.

      https://litter.catbox.moe/bu0l5x.zip

      See you on the track homosexuals.

      For anons that are crashing/desyncing, try playing 30FPS CTR as 60FPS CTR seems unstable

      Also make sure your duckstation settings are this
      Interface -> Pause on Focus Loss: Disabled

      Console -> 8 MB RAM: Enabled
      Console -> Enable Cheats: Disabled
      Console -> Execution Mode: New Recompiler (experimental)
      Console -> Enable Clock Speed Control (enable the checkbox)
      Console -> Slide bar set to 400%
      Console -> Read Speedup -> 10x (20x speed)
      Console -> Seek Speedup -> Infinite

      Graphics -> Aspect Ratio 16:9

      Gamepads -> Must be ALL set to "Not Connected" (except for Player 1)

      If you configured your Duckstation main settings as mentioned above, having CTR with its own game settings could override your settings and will cause issues (IE: slow performance). To fix this, you can do "Run Game -> Settings -> Game Properties -> Clear Settings" (at the bottom of the window)

  195. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reopened 4
    Was just tested adventure maps.

  196. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    4/8
    Room 4

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cant get in

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Race is ending now. Join.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          race just ended, try now

          still getting the cant join error

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Never mind, Oxide first.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        race just ended, try now

  197. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker actually playing vidya together? Is this real?

  198. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They also need to rebalance the stats.

  199. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone wanna play NF on switch?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would but I don't want to pay Nintendo to use my own internet.

  200. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Polar Pass
    Nope I'm NOT going for it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jump the lake pussy

  201. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Discord
    yikes

  202. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does it include the 60fps physics patch?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There’s an option when patching the game.
      Stick with 30 for now though. 60 seems to be crashing more often.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Also has a 30fps version if you really want that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes but the 60fps patch is a bit unstable and can make you crash/desync so 30fps is safer and more consistent

  203. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Managed to catch up after falling and missing the respawn trigger.

  204. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I swear Hot Air Skyway seems to always cause a desync when it's played

  205. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do I use the 30 or 60 fps patch? which one are you homosexuals playing?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      30fps

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Use 30. It’s more stable.

        How do I change it? I'm getting 60fps right now.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Repatch the game, you should have 2 patches in the folder.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          load the 30fps ctr.bin
          make sure your emulator settings are this too

          For anons that are crashing/desyncing, try playing 30FPS CTR as 60FPS CTR seems unstable

          Also make sure your duckstation settings are this
          Interface -> Pause on Focus Loss: Disabled

          Console -> 8 MB RAM: Enabled
          Console -> Enable Cheats: Disabled
          Console -> Execution Mode: New Recompiler (experimental)
          Console -> Enable Clock Speed Control (enable the checkbox)
          Console -> Slide bar set to 400%
          Console -> Read Speedup -> 10x (20x speed)
          Console -> Seek Speedup -> Infinite

          Graphics -> Aspect Ratio 16:9

          Gamepads -> Must be ALL set to "Not Connected" (except for Player 1)

          If you configured your Duckstation main settings as mentioned above, having CTR with its own game settings could override your settings and will cause issues (IE: slow performance). To fix this, you can do "Run Game -> Settings -> Game Properties -> Clear Settings" (at the bottom of the window)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Download the USA ISO of CTR.
          Download the 30fps patch.
          Use the tool on the CTR website to patch.
          Rename the new file to be the same as the .cue file so duckstation recognizes it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Use 30. It’s more stable.

  206. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    USA 4 OPEN
    4/8

  207. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Skill issue, 60fps works fine for me.

  208. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >click "download patch"
    >opens discord
    jesus it's like they don't want people to play it

  209. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    diddy your consistency on labs is nuts
    I keep fricking up on lap 1 and hit a wall and lose all my reserves

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I guess it’s just practice, helps a bit that I’m playing Fake Crash.
      Room crashed for me so have to rejoin, changing name cause I feel like it,

  210. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he takes the shortcut on hot air skyway
    based
    >he avoids the shortcut to get USF
    cringe

  211. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    USA 4 open
    4/8

  212. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally no rooms work

  213. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know that an instant disconnect usually means people are in a race, but would it also happen if I didn't set up properly? It's impossible to tell.

  214. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Room open,
    USA Room 4

  215. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Move to

    [...]

  216. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1:52:03
    >1:52:11
    omg

  217. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bump limit achieved
    It's been an honor.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      was a real fun thread

  218. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    big win for samegayging vg trannies

  219. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did i have to leave my controller to fix?

  220. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    usa 4 open again 6/8

  221. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this seems fun but my PC probably can't handle it, real shame cause I loved playing as a kid the PS2 version.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus, are you on a literal toaster?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry I'm dumb when it comes to specs but would this be considered too toasted to even run it? I just assume things won't work.
        Intel(R) Celeron(R) CPU J1800 @ 2.41GHz 2.42 GHz

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