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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thats the face i made this morning when i was trying to take a shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lost your lips?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do they make games like this
    who is this for

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      people who want a game with DEEP story and COMPLEX themes. or something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you scared by tribals making faces or what

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women trying to pretend to be strong by imitating what their mental illness tells them men act like when they're not looking.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The first game was awesome. I’ll play this one although I’ll admit the trailer was a little cringe

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The first game was awesome

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what made it awesome?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Journalists

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Larry Fink

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      people that think they know what mental illness is

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought they were just Unreal Engine tech demos. First game was UE4 tech demo. Second game is UE5 tech demo. Third game will be funded by Epic and be the UE6 tech demo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mature, educated, fully-independent sexually-active adults with Media Literacy and real life experience.

      You wouldn't get it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd watch the shit out of this if it was a movie but i'm not paying 60 dollars + tip + tax to "play" this trash

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I AM A WOMAN

      HEAR ME REEEE

      IT'S THAT TIME OF MONTH PAY ATTENTION TO ME

      This isn't even in the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The blue hairs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop being antisemite

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you are not helpful

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I AM A WOMAN

    HEAR ME REEEE

    IT'S THAT TIME OF MONTH PAY ATTENTION TO ME

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >PAY ATTENTION TO ME
      That's just the default state of a woman. It's why 99% of them can't leave the house with makeup.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I CAN'T STOP THIS FEELIN

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LIVIN' INSIDE OF ME

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHGGGGG

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw when I get laid off from my community manager position

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >community manager
        We have to go deeper.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Manager of Narrative Properties
          Sounds like literally an ideas guy who doesn't even write and shovels garbage ideology and themes into the video game to make it as unappealing to men as possible.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This will sell our game
      There are marketers who actually believe this, they keep doing it because they think it works hahahaha

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how would you market a game about a schizophrenic widow who avenges her husbands death caused by raping subhuman vikings in iceland 1000 years ago?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          By making her look pretty

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            she looks fine

            senua is cute, whats the problem

            its an actual decent face scan, probably because Tameem was so based and kept shitting on the homos

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically manufacture a fake hate campaign that would drum up as much sympathy buys and game pass hype as possible because no one legitimately wants this product.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Microshit marketers have actually given up on this game. Even they know it won't sell.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the irony is, the hysterical woman is an anti-woman trope supposedly imposed by patriarchal men onto women, yet the devs come full circle portraying women as such

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what games are the two on the right from?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bottom right is from one of the League of Legends cinematics

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Like he would frickin know

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't know who bottom right is, but at least 3 out of 4 are Xbox
      The absolute fricking state of Shitbox

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Screaming women has never and will never inspire/intimidate/impress me. Only makes me want to shut them up by slapping them back in line.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S OK WHEN MEN DO IT

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek, where's bottom and top right from?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bottom right i dont know but top right is state of decay 3. that means atleast 3/4 games on there are microsoft games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Gears trailer will never be forgotten for was absolutely idioticslly cringe it was. Felt like an old E3 performance.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bottom right is sejuanie from league of goys cinematic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why is the Gears commercial posted like it's a "HEAR ME ROAR" thing? she's yelling in pain
      it's hilariously cheesy but it has nothing to do with stronk womyn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When will they learn that this doesn't make women look tough? A cool and confident aura of superiority has always made me a respect a female character more than a screaming b***h.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why should women have to learn? You need to do better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hmm yes, I WILL buy this game because of [person screaming]
      Thank you trailer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AAAAAHHHHH THE WORMS THE WORMS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uh yes?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Powerful

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love that song :3

    ?si=0EyiqSbBzKikH3QV

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do white people hate white people history?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      screaming karen video games are not history

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    senua is cute, whats the problem

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >babe, the voices told me you have to impregnate me with the antichrist

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NEXT XBOX FLOP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically true.
      Not a si gle shekle spent to promote the game, Ninja Theory is Toddver

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much this. The devs there must be terrified. They know their 9 hour Schitzo lady game is going to flop

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >9 hour
        more like 3

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how many women are going to commit suicide when their gyneocracy is disbanded after trumps victory?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all of them hopefully

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >so whats wrong with hellblade?
    >OOOOOO AAAAAGHH (picture of screaming woman)
    >REEEEEE IM A WOMAN
    >powerfull...
    >Black person Black person Black person
    so youre just afraid of women and there are women in the game?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hatred isnt fear and when when women actively push propaganda that supports their political dominance they shouldnt be surprised when there is pushback

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine watching a trailer of a deranged screaming woman and thinking "yea that looks like a good video game". what an estrogen-filled homosexual you are lmao.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >oh no woman screaming
        again
        whats wrong with that

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The sales will show you what's wrong in 8 days

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so no arguments?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://www.reuters.com/graphics/USA-BIDEN/POLL/nmopagnqapa/

              you can check the sources yourself

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh shit bot broke

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nah shillblade 2 is just more blackrock funded democratic party slop and if people hate blackrocks chosen canidate this much they will loathe shitblade 2 as well

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ok

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        considering the story, setting and time period of the game i dont see anything wrong with any of that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine being a Black person and having to hide behind women all the time. what a failed race.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      images of hysterical moronic women are supposed to sell the game?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoying your censored Stellar Blade snoy?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    senua is a cute

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thin flat lips are a huge turn off. she looks like a granny or she has FAS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why she doesn't take a bathe? She's always so dirty and stinky.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This would be a good starting point for a Crossed comic game character model.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never trust white women with blue eyes, they are either vapid or crazy as frick

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    women are not intimidating
    or cool
    or badass
    stop trying, it's not working lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They can be in fiction works, the amazoness is an old fetish
      Only not in the current culture war climate

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still posting a still from a 4 year old game
    buck
    broken

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this comes out in like a week and nobody seems to care

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are reviewers who have their compete playthrough already uploaded to Youtube and are just waiting for the second they can make it public.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love Reservior Dogs too

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >OOGA-CHAKA OOGA OOGA
    I CANT STOP THIS FEELING

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not really sure what this sequel is supposed to be about. The first game was a fever dream of a schizophrenic to cope with being rape fuel. Are they really going with her being an actual warrior or something?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shit was revealed like 5 years ago
    that type of weird trailer can stay in my mind for like 6 months, i just don't care anymore, not curious

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's really sad is the tech behind it is good but these game projects are so tasteless and out of touch. Claim art or passion project if you want, it's not good.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In 10 years this series will be derided for satirizing those with mental illness instead of being lauded for representing them.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    /b/ oldguard must be smiling in their grave knowing that their bunker is so successful the entire cucknet is seething over it 24/7

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >maybe if i use the no no word they'll think i belong here
    Frick off bootlicker.

    In 10 years this series will be derided for satirizing those with mental illness instead of being lauded for representing them.

    In 10 years no one will remember it existed.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the first game was one of the most boring games ive ever played, did anyone here manage to finish it?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Legitimately the least exciting of the games Xbox has coming soon. When I first saw it at the Xbox Developer Direct, I wondered why MS wanted to have movie game shit like Sony for the PlayStation. I normally forget it exists until the PC port comes out (since these are usually synonymous with PlayStation games) and then refuse to buy it anyway since I don't buy games to play them once for the story and then never again. If I wanted the story, I'll just watch it on YouTube.

    Hellblade 2 looks great visually, but I don't like movie games when Sony does it, I don't like it when Xbox does it, and I don't like it when anyone does it.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mass replying
    >words words words words words
    Wow. The playbook really is only one page long.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gaming is female, chudcels

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shadman

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    want to hear something funny? i applied to ninja theory and all i spoke about was how i was interested in mental health and how i wanted to pursue that in the medium of games i was invited for a interview and turned it down for an their game they are working on after this, its a horror game set in an apartment building its first person, weird fricking studio man

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IIIIIIEIIIIIIIIEIIIIIIII IM
    HOOKED ON A FEELIN

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being this made cause a female character is doing something other than being your sex doll

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i can go to the zoo and look at a gorilla scream for a better time and it won't make me cringe with second-hand embarrassment

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when was the last time you went to the zoo Ganker, be honest

        why not go now

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    imagine being this much of a homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >homosexual
      allow me to show you this movie on sodomites:

      https://rumble.com/v4uomzo

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Man, this game looks like shit
    >QUIT PLAYING THE VICTIM, /misc/

    Unironically touch grass, my Black person.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is the first hellblade good? i have it in my steam library but i cant be arsed to install it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unironically enjoyed Hellblade
      >every thread about it is just anons seething about non-anime woman

      maybe it's time for me to leave, but where would I go..? I would rather put up with a board full of spastics then migrate to a Reddit account

      I just liked it cause of the audio that gives a unique feeling if you play it without headphones it doesn't seem as good.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        might give it a go

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >unironically enjoyed Hellblade
    >every thread about it is just anons seething about non-anime woman

    maybe it's time for me to leave, but where would I go..? I would rather put up with a board full of spastics then migrate to a Reddit account

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what did you like about it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I really don't how people still enjoyed the game after about an hour or two of playing.
      >combat sucks, and you will see everything meaningful it has to offer in the first fight
      >same puzzles over and over again
      >you can literally walk away from fights, go take a shit, come back, and pick up exactly where you left off without skipping a beat
      >the only interesting thing is the schizo gimmick and you will hear all those lines in the first 30 minutes at most then they just start recycling them for the next 7 hours
      >halfassed sprinting where you spend most of the game running around like the character just shit their pants and is trying to keep a turd from rolling out of their pants
      on top of just making the puzzles and combat more interesting they should have had a lot more of lines for the voices in your head, and it should they should have used them in more interesting ways. I would have liked to see the voices actually try to hinder your progress in some way like the game giving you a code to memorize and spouting off random random letters or numbers, shouting at you to watch out for attacks from behind with a feint from an imaginary enemy or something along those lines.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ON THE BANKS
    OF THE RIVER
    STOOD RUNNING BEAR

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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