>open PS Vita. >look at notifications. >102 months ago

>open PS Vita
>look at notifications
>102 months ago
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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    let's fish
    hooked on!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever happens you want to be the next person you will want and we can help you with your own

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based, let's go fishing anon!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        vita degenerates

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >band-aid OVER nylons or high socks or whatever those are
        I hate Japan.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i lost my notifications dating back to 2014 when i installed henkaku... i tihnk it was because i did the replace near with vitadeploy thing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      🙁 but at least you still have the original system
      I feel like I'm violating it when I install updates to games because they have been untouched for so long

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What are you lads playing today?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I actually played my vita a couple of days ago and started up Killzone Mercenary. Fun game, horrible sub 20 fps.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I played it some time ago in multiplayer when the servers went down. Actually for the first time. There were a lot of people playing for this short amount of time.

        It reminded me very fast that I don't actually like fps games though

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        20fps, what? It doesn't have frame drops like that.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          bro...

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Even without overlooking I didn't experience frame drops like that.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I don't know what to tell you as someone who owns the game physically and has tried it on a Vita OLED, Slim, and TV along with digital foundry footage

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Same. Own all those. I don't trust DF at all after seeing that horse shit.

                Are the multiplayer games all dead?

                Mostly yes, unfortunately.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That game fricking hard crashed on the first level when I played it. None of the buttons worked, so I had to leave the system on overnight for its battery to drain.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I can forgive KZM running at like 10fps considering it's still the best looking handheld game I've ever seen.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Bespoke 15FPS
            It was better than Liberation, but never should've happened.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Dud, nuh uh. Played killzone since 2015 and was online all the time. Beat the campaign multiple times and seen let plays of it. No way that hit 16.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Unless my physical version is defective it runs exactly the same as the Digital Foundry videos.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah na you're crazy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >hack vita
        >get vitagrafix
        >overclock the shit out of vita
        >game now runs in the 35-50 territory

        get your shit together.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Needing to overclock for an acceptable framerate
          (Literally) Dev Skill Issue.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i played about 20 frames of gal gun a week ago

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Steins Gate
      It was the last one I played so I'm doing it again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've been using mine to emulate GB and GBC games. I'm sad that GBA doesn't perform too well, from what I read and the very little I've tried playing so far. Oh well.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm sad that GBA doesn't perform too well

        GBA emulators were better on the PSP, for whatever reason. use TempGBA to run the Golden Sun games perfectly, use gPSP Kai for everything else. works a treat.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm sad that GBA doesn't perform too well

        GBA emulators were better on the PSP, for whatever reason. use TempGBA to run the Golden Sun games perfectly, use gPSP Kai for everything else. works a treat.

        Try gpSP on retroarch, with dynarec enabled.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yeah its still missing some audio, which i think is a constant issue between all vita GBA emulators playing golden sun. its not a performance issue with gpsp at least.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      been playing a whole lotta pic rel in anticipation for BT4

      Used to play my vita all the time before I got a Deck

      homosexual shill, u got ur own threads

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this is kinda the only reason I want a vita, but now seems useless cause I bought a Steam Deck recently

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      testing my Kenka Bancho 4 translation, although it's a bit tough to compile

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nights of Azure

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Replaying Cold Steel 1

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      shakedown hawaii

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Vita3K worked 🙁 I want to play Soul Sacrifice on my Deck so badly!

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I bought a vita used for like $50 8 or so years ago, then threw up on it within a month

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >8 or so years ago
      grim how fast time flies

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It is, I believe I had just finished my first year of college, and it'll just go by faster

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Freedom Wars so kino

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is it fun solo? I still have a sealed copy...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        how good is it playing solo?
        i didn't have time for games back when my friends were all over it

        Yeah it's still fun, you can make your own waifu companion and also bring in AI teammates to help. Really just enjoy the Spider-man mobility system

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks, mate. Will try it out another day

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how good is it playing solo?
      i didn't have time for games back when my friends were all over it

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Waiting on a part in the mail to replace a part that broke. Should have just bought a new one instead of waiting for this chink shit to make it out of customs.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >wanted to buy a Vita to hack
    >need big card to avoid constant swapping
    >most Vita batteries are dead or dying
    >over 100€ for one in decent condition
    >need to find an OLED model since the slim models are all breaking now

    Vita... means life.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >>need big card to avoid constant swapping
      >doesnt know about SD2Vita

      you arent a match chief.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I know about SD2Vita.
        Try finding one today.

        >had all those issues with the PSP 3000
        >go for a PSTV instead
        Handhelds without docks are timebombs.

        True. My handheld batteries are dying with the exception of my Pink DS Lite. That one goes on forever still.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >try finding one today
          Really homie?
          Just found it on Amazon. $7.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >I know about SD2Vita.
            >Try finding one today.
            https://www.amazon.com/Funturbo-Ultimate-Version-SD2Vita-Adapter/dp/B07F63FPT3
            literally 7 dollars

            literally on prime

            literally what im using

            literally could have it by tomorrow

            >giving bezos money

            No thanks, I'm good.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >get proven wrong
              >doubles down on being a fricking moron

              you definitely arent a match chief. vita is beyond your reach.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Can't spend $7 to Bezos because of MORALS
              >Bitches about needing to find a card for piracy
              have a nice day.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I know about SD2Vita.
          >Try finding one today.
          https://www.amazon.com/Funturbo-Ultimate-Version-SD2Vita-Adapter/dp/B07F63FPT3
          literally 7 dollars

          literally on prime

          literally what im using

          literally could have it by tomorrow

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I hope my 3DS XL I have never dies. Gameboy has Gameboy Player but DS is just shit out of luck.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Batteries are one thing. Buttons are another. The OLED screen is a third. A DualShock 4 made in the hundreds of millions and an OLED TV offset both without any compromises.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >had all those issues with the PSP 3000
      >go for a PSTV instead
      Handhelds without docks are timebombs.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did you know that you can use Gyro when remote playing ps4 games with the ps vita? I tried it in fortnite and it works great

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    To people really do that? Go on the internet to tell lies?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are the multiplayer games all dead?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bitches leave

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Used to play my vita all the time before I got a Deck

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I would play a deck over a Vita but I just can't afford it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I want one so bad, but I can't justify spending that much on yet another gaming device.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yea, the Deck looks great

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Deckgays are the vegans of videogames. As soon as they enter a room they feel a neurological urge to tell everyone they have a Deck

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ...well... when you got a big 'eck... ya flaunt it

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whats a good price for a Vita nowadays? I never owned one, but I hear the homebrew scene is pretty kino. I loved the PSP. How's emulation on it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      80 for an ordinary vita phat or slim
      Phat is sturdier with a better screen but worse battery life
      Slim is fully plastic but lighter and lasts about 1/3 longer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      if you can get one under 200 bucks go for it.

      maybe buy one thats a little haggard, you can buy a new faceplate (which the screen is a part of) on aliexpress, 22 bucks and they appear to be real, im using one currently. emulation is solid, and it makes a good gamestream machine if you have an nvidia card.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >How's emulation on it?
      Everything prior to 5th gen works perfectly. The N64 and somehow the Dreamcast work but have a lot of issues. PS1 and PSP games have hardware backwards compatibility.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I sold my vita for 130 bucks and bought some weed and fricked a prostitute. I got way more mileage out of that than the piece of shit vita.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You did none of that and never had a Vita.

      But thanks for the bump

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >drug user
        Opinion rejected
        [...]
        Same and its also a bit unfriendly since you have to pay more for a good screen

        cope and seethe. the vita is TRASH. You're now breathing manually.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >drug user
      Opinion rejected

      I want one so bad, but I can't justify spending that much on yet another gaming device.

      Same and its also a bit unfriendly since you have to pay more for a good screen

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >since you have to pay more for a good screen
        I've seen it said that the matte screen isn't worth paying for, and may actually be worse. I would personally go for the mid tier. You could just put your own screen protector on, and they make matte ones.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I just don't think it should be pick and mix but I suppose it isn't for me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >hates vita
      >has to pay for sex

      so this is the power of vita haters...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You pay them to go away, you know.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've actually fricked prostitutes and most time they'll give you for 100-30 range is 15 mins plenty of good games on vita you could have enjoyed for much longer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Vita lasts you forever. Weed and prostitute lasted an hour at max

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no freedom wars sequel ever
    >no soul sacrifice sequel ever
    I'M GOING TO FRICKING KILL MYSELF

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I played Minecraft and it was fine but kept doing hiccups every 10 minutes or so
    Is that normal for the game on Vita?
    Mine is modded if there's any way to fix it through that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sounds normal to me, the early console versions of minecraft were always crap.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Its still okay just slightly annoying

        >killzone mercenary server is down
        >freedom wars server is down
        >Mortal Kombat 9 servers are down
        >Borderlands 2 is online is a ghost town

        It hurts so much.

        It is 12 years old now and recieved it's last support 3 years ago from Sony

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >killzone mercenary server is down
    >freedom wars server is down
    >Mortal Kombat 9 servers are down
    >Borderlands 2 is online is a ghost town

    It hurts so much.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Borderlands 2 Vita
      How could you stomach that... I bought it and and never ended up playing more than an hour because of the framerate

      I even bought the Switch version and that's trash in another way because of input lag. It took until the Steam Deck for me to finally have a good portable version of it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why the frick did you buy Borderlands 2 thrice? Why did you buy Memelands 2 even once?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They're fun games if you want to just shoot things and find bigger guns and see numbers go up. Also some hot women

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They had a number of updates that got it running well enough. Not as good as killzone, but playable.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not to mention the new two factor authentication hurdle. I can get online, but it's a hassle. Got to check if Helldivers works.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >try 2010 SNES emulator on retroarch
    >crashes every time I load a save
    >try 2005 one
    >works perfectly
    It makes me think why they ever included it at all

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    easy to achieve. and this is the LOW end when you have the vita oclocked

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How much should I sell my vita for? I know I'm never gonna use it again.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever you want
      But expect 80-100

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That seems reasonable, though maybe I should hold off on it in case the price goes up.

        It's comfy. Why would you sell comfy?

        It is, but I have so many games and so little time that I'll never play it again. I've not played it in a few years now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's comfy. Why would you sell comfy?

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Heartbreaking that if Vanillaware were just half a year faster we'd have 13 Sentinels on the Vita.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish my OLED's battery didn't last only an hour at most nowadays. The Slim is lighter but less comfortable to hold. I got a Steam Deck but sometimes I want to go back and play my Vita library, I got a shitton of games back in the day

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    RIP Soul Sacrifice, bros, I can't take it anymore...

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the best version the Oled or the other one?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Depends whether you value better colors or longer battery life more. I lean towards battery life but some games look phenomenal on OLED.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Can you easily swap out the batterie's of the vita?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          really easy. back plate comes off really easily and then the battery is right, accessible. vita is easy to work on in general, really.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the slim is going to be easier to work on and find parts for.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What were the first Vita games you lads bought? I got Persona 4 Golden and Gravity Rush back in 2014

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Borderlands 2, The Racoon one and Uncharted
      All excellent games

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gravity Rush was included digital with my system but I bought a physical copy anyway because I didn't want to use up memory card space on something with a physical version.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ninja Gaiden 2.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wipeout 2048 and Touch My Katamari.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i bought P4G a few weeks before i got my vita. looked at the cartridge and back cover a lot. conceptualizing it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bought the borderlands 2 bundle but my copy of p4g arrived before the vita. Borderlands 2 port was so dogshit. That along with Portal 2 on pc are the only games to ever give me motion sickness.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't bought a single Vita game. I need the cart slot for vita2sd.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I had an original oled vita that was barely ever used that I sold for $250 earlier in the year.

    did I mistake?

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I got mine some weeks ago, a Japanese one. Perfect condition, nice battery life still left on it.
    Threw a bunch on psq, psp and vita stuff on it. Currently playing Sly 2, and sometimes trying pic rel.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Damn b***h why you trying to hide that fat thumb?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        In what universe is this a fat thumb you Black person?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Fat enough to stick up your own gaped ass homosexual.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think there's a market for a new PS handheld

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Probably not. Sony has been porting all of their games to PC and embracing the Steam Deck in a way anyway

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So it can get completely obliterated by nintendo again? Nah, I don't think so

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it doesn't matter sony don't want to make a new one
      maybe if VR2 flop really bad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I agree. Portable PS4/5 that's smaller than the Switch, Switch Lite & Deck would be kino.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Open Gaystation Veeter
    >Dungeon Hunter Alliance save data corrupted
    >Can't re-download purchased games due to an error

    Hey alright

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They fixed issue yesterday anon.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    troony device

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Use RetroArch for PS1 games.
    Use sharp bilinear in RetroArch for great fullscreen scaling.
    Use IMCUnlock to get an internal MC on your 1000.
    Use PSVShell Plus to downclock and stop Adrenaline (and RetroArch) from raping your battery.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kat's butt will never return 🙁

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure my Vita games collection is worth at least over $1000 now. I'm never selling bros

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >worth at least over $1000
      To who?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        some stupid collector I guess based off values online

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Vita store outlives the 3DS'
    VITA
    MEANS
    LIFE

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My battery is dead and the skin i put on it covers the screw holes. Dont worry ill figure out how to cut out a perfect circle so it wont ruin my skin. Now i need a reliable battery replacement and those trannies on vitagen are absolutely useless. Whos got a battery replacement point me to a link.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda miss playing Destiny of Spirits on the vita. I'm not really into gacha but I really enjoyed that one.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I just remember vitagen always posting about it and I downloaded it and never played it until the service ended

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've got a Vita slim, is it really easy enough to hack where all you have to do is use the web browser nowadays?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      More or less, yes

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Vita means ____

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      uohhhhh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      "Life."
      Ironic.

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