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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where's the chicken man?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    smash pros are either spics, pointdexters and nogs and asians

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      isnt that like, everyone?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PP is trans.
    You heard it here first. It's unironically over
    The 3 that quit are pussies, props to Mango and Hbox for sticking it out and still being relevant / top 5

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are no Shieks left in man
    Also Armada ditched Peach. Pretty sure Melee is the Fox vs Marth vs Falco show right now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are two sheiks that can win a major tournament right now. Peach is dead though.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >most masculine guy mains Jigglypuff

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It really should just be 4 of them, one is completely irrelevant and doesn't have nearly the kind of record the others have. I don't even need to say his name, you all immediately knew which one I was talking about.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's me. I'm washed up. I'm sorry, everyone.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know what you mean. But they get lumped together as these 5 because there was a period where these 5 were far and away better than everyone below them. And PP was part of that, even though each of the others had different periods where they were objectively the #1 for significant stretches. But that's not what the grouping is about. It just refers to that one period. And "5 gods" sounds cool.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a bunch of autistic men with bad hair
    nah

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mango still plays
    >armada dead
    >m2k dead
    >pp dead
    >hbox turned into an ult player
    mango won

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but he looks homeless now and is an alcoholic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hbox is worse, he's a smash content creator now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hbox is worse, he's a smash content creator now.

      get fricked mangcucks

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is this the first year in like 20 years where neither won a major?
        kinda fricked up

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mango won
      then why does he lose to an ultimate player

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese yoshi player btfos them all

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the best melee player to ever live is a mom sexer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was the guy who killed his mom with a bat

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kill every huehue monkey in the /dbs/ threads on Ganker and the halo general on /vg/

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Melee is one of the best games of all time but not because of competitive melee. In fact competitive melee has tainted the image of the game permanently.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My only hero is Leffen

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    #freeHax

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that era was fun

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many of these mayo monkies trooned out by now?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Amsa is the greatest smash player of all time

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Enter Zain
    >Better than all these white-hispanic dorks
    ACK

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that small period of time when slippi first released where you could match up against anyone before Fizzi separated the skill pools
    was pretty cool getting to play multiple top players especially since I'll never have the means to travel to a big tournament, even if I did get my ass handed to me while they were barely paying attention to the match and talking to their chat
    also free ranked never ever

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >free ranked never ever
      I feel like it's too late now, if it did come out people would get hype but it would die pretty quickly.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sad about not getting put in a combo video on stream

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