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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you dont

    play TF2 instead. its the most fun you can have online

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a TF2god, please stop comparing the two games.
      Even a positive comparison for TF2 will make people think that both games are very similiar, which can lead to TF2 players getting irritated by the fact that the games are in fact, not.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >play TF2
      TF2gays are getting desperate I see

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >play TF2
      Literally has more trannies and autists than OW

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MS buys Blizzard
    >Steam release
    >server browser
    >mod tools
    >nude mods

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      release

      >>nude mods

      This would literally print billions

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or better yet, just use the game engine, assets, etc. and make an official erotic game and sell it on Steam.
        It would print literal bazillions.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hire blender artists. Their goals, experience and expertise outshine the current Niggzard devs by a huge margin

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >embedding such boring pics
    Why even bother?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do better ones yourself, then
      Or you expected it to be blacked and troon trash like everything else?

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Save Overwatch? WHAT'S THE POINT?!

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    they just did by downscaling the garbage pve mode. But imo, adding few talents for every hero to keep game getting stale all the fricking time.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring back two tanks and completely nerf or remove the support role. The biggest shitters in this game are support players, yet they're the majority and they have support from the devs so they feel like they can do no wrong. If everyone has a passive heal and it's just tanks vs dps it would be much more fun

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have Blizzard pivot from Overwatch gaming content entirely and start making H-Games using all the girls they’ve made up until now. Market to coomers and mark up the prices by 150%.

    Have legit pornstars perform in mo-cap and have Blizzard artists on pornography for the rest of their lives.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i was so close to getting into OW (even as a massive tf2 gay) just for the PVE, but they had g frick it up, frick activision blizzard, i hope MS runs them into the ground.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not a "brand" worth saving.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Overwatch was only ever good when dive was "the" strategy. I also thing the constant forcing of esports bullshit ruined the fun, too. Random homosexuals started taking their rank way too seriously and there was a point where I was hard-pressed to even have fun. Quickplay was way too relaxed and had people barely awake playing, and competitive was like you were playing for money.
      >"Noooo you can't play as whatever you want in a game you paid for! You have to do what I say or else I'll purposefully lose this game which makes no sense because I'm b***hing about not winning in the first place! You have to listen yo me!"

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    roll it back to ow1

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make your own overwatch inspired game
    Start it as PvE worry about PvP when you have the budget for servers and admins
    And for the love of gaming make the console release support couch co-op

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not my job. It's blizzard's.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hairy
    Nice

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    turn it into a whg

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fewer gays, trannies and heckin' Blacks.
    More hot chicks, cool guys and fun gameplay.
    Verification not required.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay fellas, it's clear that blizzard has no morals whatsoever. They rape women, they are in cahoots with the chinese, they will do any sneaky and messed up deed as long as it gets them money.

    So, I ask: Why not just create and endorse overwatch pornography?

    Imagine the absolute fricking bales, MOUNTAINS of cash they could rake in if they used even 5% of their overwatch budget to create high quality erotic cinematics. You might as well cancel the game, take the servers offline, no one would give a shit as long as they had a genuine, blizzard-mark-of-quality widowmaker ass (or S76 wiener, respectively) filling up their screen.

    Come on blizzard, let's stop pretending. We all know you're absolute fricking bastards, no need to peddle to the little kids anymore. If you're as greedy as you seem, you will make the right decision, and give your audience something that they will pay any amount of money for.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. And they could even turn that into a gacha game and make billions. Who's not going to roll for Mercy's fertile and bawdtier mother or sister?

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ashe is the only good overwatch girl

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    if the "single player campaign" had been a high-budget AAA H-Game, not only would it already have been released, but it would be saving Blizz's tarnished reputation

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Time for overwatch 3

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Revert the game to how it was about 1 year after the release and never listen to compgays, they are the blight of every multiplayer game.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make it coomer gachashit that caters to both men and women coomer.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    im still playing paladins and gigantic, nothing makes me angrier than seeing overwatch shitters b***h and whine about their """dead game""" while it has more players than mine ever will, less bugs than mine ever will, more support than mine ever will, and will last many years longer than my games ever will. the only time overwatch has been a fun game was pre Ana release and pre OWL moronation.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    revert it to before ana

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think new season with another battle pass and more cosmetics will do it

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright slim. Here's what you do.
    The diversity calculator or whatever the frick Blizzard uses? Throw it out the window. No more diversity for the sake of diversity. We focus on breasts and ass. All the time.Overwatch porn is carrying the franchise right now so let's give them more material to work with.
    PVE is dead. I don't know how incompentent the team was working on it but it's fricked. Instead we'l focus on grinding "dating locations" in the PVP. Want to see Pharah close-up in a bikini? Take her out to the hot springs. Extremely skimpy outfits are of course exclusive to the battlepass. It wouldn't even be that time consuming. Your PoV would be of Pharah's chest just above the bubbling water, very close up because you, the player, are sitting close to her. And it will be animated into a loop so you can see her chest move up and down as she breathes.
    Further down the line we'll introduce impregnation features.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Just turn the entire game into that Dead or Alive series

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the answer to these type of questions is always:
    >fire all the women

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    By increasing the size of Junkerqueen's futa bulge

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >announce ow3
    >detail mmo and survival building with living environment etc
    >scrap ow2 and make the payment model even more israelite
    >make a bunch of stupid skins and crap
    >cut out a few features from ow'2'
    >release ow3 without anything new other than skins and maybe a map
    >after sometime cancel mmo aspects/new features etc
    >plan for ow4
    you can hire me at any time blizz

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