Paper Mario is back

NU-PAPER MARIO APOLOGISTS ON SUICIDE WATCH

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When it sells worse than TOK classic Paper Mario will be dead forever.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'll buy multiple copies to ensure we get more high quality paper mario rpgs and to spite gays like (You).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mario
      >flopping

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mario & Luigi games on 3DS (not Dream Team)

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A remake isn't being "back"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When it sells worse than TOK classic Paper Mario will be dead forever.

      >back
      it's a 20 year old game rereleased for 60 dollars plus tip

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >back
      it's a 20 year old game rereleased for 60 dollars plus tip

      >remake
      >back
      Lol.

      LE MANDATE... IS LE OVER!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I WANT THE GAMES TO BE BAD DAMMIT WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >GAMING IS SAVED *post a game that released 20 years ago*
          ???

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >posts a good game that released 20 years ago
            Yes, as opposed to you defending Sticker Star 1 and 2 and TOK despite knowing deep down that they suck.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >paying again for a rerelease of a 20yo game will save gaming
              lmao

              >as opposed to you defending Sticker Sta-
              quote me when I did any of that. what about they make a new fucking game that's actually good?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You defended the mandate here

                [...]
                [...]
                LE MANDATE... IS LE OVER!

                Everyone that does that are butthurt “””Paper Mario””” fans who are mad that people didn’t except the slop that was the last 3 games and pretend the first 2 games are bad to cope. No, you did not successfully disguise yourself.
                >why not make a new game that’s actually good
                >actually good
                TTYD is “actually good,” you would know that if you’d stop seething about it and just try it. But yes a new game would have been better, that’s assuming it wouldn’t have been more Sticker Star shit though, which it likely would have been(and then you would defend that too).

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You defended the mandate here-
                I'm not defending anything in that post, nor am I defending nintendo in any way shape or form, you're literally arguing against someone you made up in your mind.

                >TTYD is “actually good,”
                TTYD is not a new game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's new for the millions of gays who weren't even sperm yet back when it released

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and I couldn't care less, it's not new to me and I already played it. plus that's besides the point, allowing zoomers to access older games that are actually good is the bare minimum nintendo should already be doing.

                >shit! I just have to slip my mask back on and then I ca-
                Wrong. You are a mad nu-paper Mariofag and you deserve to be laughed at, not for liking the games, but for shitting on better games instead of just playing them and finding out what the hype is about. Go ahead and keep refusing to play the old ones, that will make Color Splash a good game.

                why do drones always resort to these sort of accusations, like you are? can't you people even pretend to have better arguments than "YOU MUST LIKE [THING]!"?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                actual schizo garbage. I guess Ganker also have a "redditor mandate" then, considering we have more and more people like you posting here as time passes.

                >I already played it
                No you didn’t, and stop defending the mandate, it’s what keeps giving you away. Than again, it’s hard to defend Sticker Star without defending the mandate.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                steven, are you arguing with the voices again?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Steven
                Qrd? Haven’t heard of him, Ganker autists like ACfag and Barry are hilarious though. Also your broken English and uncontrollable seethe gave you away(again), you aren’t fooling me anyone. Are you that guy from Laos?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >shit! I just have to slip my mask back on and then I ca-
                Wrong. You are a mad nu-paper Mariofag and you deserve to be laughed at, not for liking the games, but for shitting on better games instead of just playing them and finding out what the hype is about. Go ahead and keep refusing to play the old ones, that will make Color Splash a good game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You defended the mandate here[...]
        Everyone that does that are butthurt “””Paper Mario””” fans who are mad that people didn’t except the slop that was the last 3 games and pretend the first 2 games are bad to cope. No, you did not successfully disguise yourself.
        >why not make a new game that’s actually good
        >actually good
        TTYD is “actually good,” you would know that if you’d stop seething about it and just try it. But yes a new game would have been better, that’s assuming it wouldn’t have been more Sticker Star shit though, which it likely would have been(and then you would defend that too).

        For anyone that doesn’t know what the Mario mandate is, here is a picture.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          actual schizo garbage. I guess Ganker also have a "redditor mandate" then, considering we have more and more people like you posting here as time passes.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >back
    it's a 20 year old game rereleased for 60 dollars plus tip

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >remake
    >back
    Lol.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just a TTYD remake
    I mean i'm happy, but what the fuck is nintendo on?

    >"paper mario is taking a new direction"
    >"lets make paper mario now card based"
    >"no more npcs because shiggy diggy said so"
    >"oh way ttyd is the thing EVERYONE wants, lets just give them that"

    I wish they'd just make a new good paper mario.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A new game would have been better obviously but this is pretty solid. Maybe some of the people that have been seething so hard about the first 2 games will finally play them and find out why people have been making fun of Sticker Star.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully this will sell gangbusters and prove that this is the shit people want. Only possible way it gets fucked up is if it's a BIS situation where it releases at the worst fucking possible time when Switch 2 comes out. Though BIS also didn't need a full remake.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Arlo won
    Chugga won
    Nu Paper Mario zoomers lost

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    please don't make this a war, between fanbases. I don't like the new games but stop starting shit or else you'll get botw threads were it's just constant bickering instead of fun.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There will be less angry snoys in Paper Mario threads so the threads shouldn’t end up like BotW and TotK threads. There aren’t enough people pathetic enough to defend the new games so hopefully they’ll give up, first they have to pretend to be upset fans of the originals for a few weeks though but maybe they’ll taper off after that.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wasn't expecting this for at least a few more years, I thought the SMRPG remake was a testing waters to see if people still actually liked the rpgs but I'll gladly take both

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Liked TOK despite it's many flaws while still acknowledging that the first two games are far better overall Fuck Super though
    >More than happy to see a potential return to form, maybe even carrying over some gameplay elements of the new PM games like the Overworld "bosses" and the wheel
    Feels nice to not live in a state of perpetual seethe over some imagined enemy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i don't see how people can like sticker star over super
      it's far from perfect but it's infinitely better than those, even if you could start to see the removal of stuff

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't hate it less than Super. In fact, I think Sticker Star is among some of the worst videogames to ever come out of a AAA studio like Nintendo, whereas I think Super is just bad. I just don't like people lumping it in with "classic" PM when it sported an obvious shift into the mindset of "let's drastically change the base of what worked into a messy, poorly thought out gameplay loop and see how far when can stretch it from there", but they excuse it's shithouse balancing and boring as sin level design because Bleck is le sadman and it made them laugh sometimes.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          people jack off bleck and he was an ok character but i think the game's just pretty good
          like I said, not as good as pm/ttyd but it was still pretty fun

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            To each their own, I guess. I just found the platforming mind numbingly boring from start to finish. The combat was alright-nothing special but a fun way to implement enemies-until Bowser comes in and largely fucks that up too. I can see the reasons WHY people like it, but I just can't get behind them.

            Not him but Super just doesn’t have that horrible tedium that the later games have(it has bad examples of it here and there though), and has some good moments, I think that’s why a lot of people give it a pass. Maybe it a not an RPG but at least you can just move through the game.

            >"Super just doesn’t have that horrible tedium that the later games have"
            TOK, for all of it's flaws, I though was far less tedious than Super. It throws so much shit at you gameplay-wise, a good chunk of which were actually decently fun like the different format for boss fights and the aforementioned overworld paper mache enemy encounters-and it spreads them out to prevent one of them from getting too overplayed in short order. Hell, even the normal battle system was a solid base that I didn't outright dislike, it just needed more incentive to actually interact with it. Hell, when it started to throw in enemies that fucked with the way you shift the wheel around like boos, piranha plants, and those origami men Scissors made near the end, I was having some genuine fun figuring out how to tackle them.
            By contrast, I just found Super's gameplay loop largely uninteresting from the jump, and it doesn't do much to break away from it. Stuff like the Francis segment and Sammer Kingdom Gauntlet were welcome changes of pace, though

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but Super just doesn’t have that horrible tedium that the later games have(it has bad examples of it here and there though), and has some good moments, I think that’s why a lot of people give it a pass. Maybe it a not an RPG but at least you can just move through the game.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Go to chapter 5-1 and tell me that again

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Havnt played it since around 2015, I don’t remember that chapter. I said in my post though that the game does have tedious parts.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    paper mario has always been cringe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mind broken samefag

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mandate bros, our schizophrenic theories keep getting BTFO'd and people have started to realize we argue in bad faith, we need more excuses to keep the circlejerk rolling so our fragile egos don't shatter!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mind broken samefag

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bet you all the money that this is only a special case as TTYD hasn't been rereleased since the gamecube and they can't ruin TTYD whitout pissing off the fans. When they decide to make a new game, it's gonna be right back to generic toads and enemies, mark my fucking words

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