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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is somebody leaking it? cool

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >30fps
    >troony garbage
    Frick you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m still kinda confused. Is the original game 60fps? I’m tryna figure out if I should just replay the original or check this out whenever I feel like playing it again someday

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The original is 60fps but the remake also has some possible pajeet outsourcing like pic related as well.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Please tell me the bottom one is fake, how tf can the lead artist validate this

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It is, unfortunately, 100% real.
            They fricked it up in battles, too: https://youtu.be/8Ume5pSIcKE?t=83
            >inb4 BUT THAT TRAILER IS REALLY OLD
            The one released two weeks ago shows the exact same sun placement in battles, too.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's not the sun, don't you guys remember the massive fricking glowing orange in the sky at riverside?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          maybe i'm moronic but can someone explain what is wrong with it?

          i feel like i'm missing something very obvious

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Look at where the sun is relative to the skyline in the second image.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              okay yes i was being moronic, thanks

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          flat earth is real

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        most people played the original in 60 fields per second, in 480i

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m still kinda confused. Is the original game 60fps? I’m tryna figure out if I should just replay the original or check this out whenever I feel like playing it again someday

      60fps on ryujinx

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If it's anything like Origami King, it won't be possible if they tie in game physics to the framerate. TOK had this problem at Overlook Tower with the ladder, leading to a softlock. Would not be surprised if similar tech was used here.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can just disable it for that specific section

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I was about to ask that same thing lol. On that note, what are some other big games that benefit from 60 or even 120 fps boosts on ryujinx? I’m playing Pokémon Scarlet rn at 60 fps and it’s so much better. Did they fix the ragdoll physics problems with BOTW/TOTK?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              botw was some issues at 60fps on Cemu during boss fights but is otherwise fine, I don't think totk has any problems at 60fps

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >on Cemu
                Why would I emulate the Wii U version instead of using Ryujinx?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cemu has tons of graphical mods for it and runs a lot better

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Meh. Sounds dumb downloading a whole new emulator just for 1 game. I have a 4090 and crank all my switch games up to 4K on there already

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                downloading a WHOLE new emulator? That's crazy man, it's like 30 mb no way they expect people to do that

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wii U emulation is 100x more lightweight and the game is visually 1:1 between Wii U and Switch. There's no reason to not emulate the Wii U version.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          maybe not, the engine used for the remake it's not the same of TOTK

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh my sweet summer child

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can you even force 60fps on ryujinx? Last time I tried the closest thing is turning Vsync off and that's just makes the game go at 2x speed, not that different from those shitty fastforward buttons on other emulators.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was about to ask that same thing lol. On that note, what are some other big games that benefit from 60 or even 120 fps boosts on ryujinx? I’m playing Pokémon Scarlet rn at 60 fps and it’s so much better. Did they fix the ragdoll physics problems with BOTW/TOTK?

      botw was some issues at 60fps on Cemu during boss fights but is otherwise fine, I don't think totk has any problems at 60fps

      This.
      >Buy it (plus get gay preorder bonus that collector goyim drool over)
      >Keep it sealed and never open it
      >Emulate game (after 60 fps patch comes out)
      >Tanabe and Miyamoto decide to start making good paper mario games again (probably not lol)
      >Sell sealed copy for a gorillion dollars in 10 years

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tendie shill with the autism accent telling me to stop complaining
        based, i will now consume product

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >goes the most neutral route possible with Vivian
      >people still complain

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unless they outright had her say "I am a woman who was born as a woman and am proud of my functioning vegana and ovaries" complete with photographic evidence, it wouldn't be enough for the anti-troons.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day homosexual. You NEED to buy this game, or else the Mario Mandate will come back, and we won't get a good new Paper Mario next time.

    Seriously, get a McJob or something and just fricking do it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to buy the game, I just also want to be the first person to beat the Pit of 100 Trials before Hooktail.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Buy a downgrade of a 20 year old game
      No thanks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SMRPG failed to outsell TOK.
      Mandate won.
      Tanabe won.
      Miyamoto won.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Get back to work Tanabe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im gonna buy it, but I still want to play it at 60fps on my pc though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >show your support by buying an "upgraded" game you bought two decades ago
      >this will surely entice them to make new paper marios like this and not just keep selling us the same games forever
      I have the original so I'm not even gonna pirate, just wanted to call you a homosexual.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any reason to believe the game will leak soon or is OP just wildly speculating? I understand that Switch games usually leak early but the last few Switch games I pirated only leaked a few days early.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Major first party Nintendo games leak early because there's a shitton more copies that are sent earlier for sale. 7 to 10 days is the sweetspot basically.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        plenty of games that don't leak early though, is there anything more to go on other than just saying it will?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    love this lil homie like you wouldn't believe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      souevl

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shakes back and forth when he gets a message on the Mailbox SP
      is that new? i don’t remember him doing that in the original

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He definitely vibrated. The characters even comment on it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He cute

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boys I sure LOVE paper!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the "forced soul" that people accused Super Mario Wonder of having.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Check it out, I'm in the house like carpet

    The legendary sennennotobira...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      furigana is the nicest thing japan has ever created

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >getting hyped for a trannified remake
    nint0ddlers are so pathetic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The original is 60fps but the remake also has some possible pajeet outsourcing like pic related as well.

      >Censored text
      >Censored nazi hand gestures
      >Censored sensical sun placement
      >Censored framerate
      Who is this pozzed troonshit meant for?? Cubies need to be gassed.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Users have already spoken, and they know this will be the definitive true version of the game. Congratulations to Nintendo and Intelligent Systems!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So about what the sane people in the room were thinking was gonna happen?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >definitive true version of the game
      What's definitive about a half assed remake that doesn't fit the artstyle and butchers the soundtracks?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BUY THIS GAME YOU FRICKING moron LOSERS homosexualS

    IT'S literally the only way to save paper mario and the mario rpgs series as a whole

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You heard it here folks!
      The one and only justifiable reason you could possibly have to purchase a Bing Bing wahoo.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If this is their standard I'm not interested in supporting it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >save paper mario and the mario rpgs series as a whole
      Far too late, moron. Do you actually think you'll see the sequel to TTYD someday? It's been over 20 years.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, this is the sequel. It's more of a reboot of the entire series, really.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is a low effort remake. There will NEVER be a TTYD sequel.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You FOOL. You underestimate what this could actually mean for the rest of this series. You fail to see the implications that a script rewrite could make. That alone makes this the sequel we have all been waiting for. Just you wait. I'd wager there are, well, at the very least, "interesting" things in store for the Paper Mario series as a whole.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >You fail to see the implications that a script rewrite could make
              These are all bad implications. By the way, what do we know about the script changes so far?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't you understand that this could mean we could get the "true" true sequel to TTYD? A SPM remake!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                holy fricking kek no. if you're not baiting you are delusional.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they don't want to make fun of crazy people anymore which is lame, but whatever it's current year. so who gives a shit., Vivian's a girl in every country that we know of. and they've switched up some of the gags. we'll just have to wait and see how bad it gets.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're a stupid fricking Black person, there's no need for a sequel to TTYD, just good PM games

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's what I mean by "a TTYD sequel". An actually good PM game with the classic RPG formula (it can be improved and iterated upon, but it needs to be RPG, no TOTK bullshit) and proper writing like we used to get before (a story that can take itself seriously instead of everything being a joke all the time). And we'll NEVER see that.

          they don't want to make fun of crazy people anymore which is lame, but whatever it's current year. so who gives a shit., Vivian's a girl in every country that we know of. and they've switched up some of the gags. we'll just have to wait and see how bad it gets.

          >they don't want to make fun of crazy people
          What? Where?
          >switched up some of the gags
          Got a link for all of these?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This trailer shows the piantas beating the shit out of the guss early at 33 seconds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ume5pSIcKE
            and i'm not going to track down the screenshot of goombella calling Crump a bozo instead of calling him a loon, but with some independant research, i'm sure you can.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Thought we had more leaks when I wasn't browsing Ganker, thanks anon

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no problem dude.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmfao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >receive an unsold copy of a vintage video game classic
        wtf is this real?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      >Buy it (plus get gay preorder bonus that collector goyim drool over)
      >Keep it sealed and never open it
      >Emulate game (after 60 fps patch comes out)
      >Tanabe and Miyamoto decide to start making good paper mario games again (probably not lol)
      >Sell sealed copy for a gorillion dollars in 10 years

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Miyamoto may just try to take this series down with him into the grave

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off with your guilt tripping bullshit
      If they can't even make a remake that isn't shit, why the hell would I want another new proper paper mario game from them?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because you ain't getting it anywhere else. Which I think you fully understand, so why ask?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you ain't getting it
          ftfy
          There will NEVER be a new proper Paper Mario. Even if remake sales somewhat push Tanabe to make the next one more RPG like, the writing is already tainted.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This looks like the new proper Paper Mario to me tbh

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's not new and the changes made are far from proper: they're mild QoL improvements at best, neutral or bad at worse (censorship). We didn't get hard mode, new content, modifiers...

              I literally don't see what the issue here is, it's just the same thing but in HD. That's what a remake is

              It's not the same artstyle anymore. Sprites are kept the same, but the world is converted into this papercraft aesthetic the new Paper Mario had. It clashes.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                See

                Get killed in a car wreck my dude. You're a fricking nuisance

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This makes it more obvious.

                Look at this shit, kek.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mario bending the same exact way he does in the original game when he's questioning something? keklel wowzers lmaoooo

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's literally a new Paper Mario game releasing this month

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a pointless remake that doesn't improve the game in any way even though there are lots of areas where tweaking and adding stuff could vastly improve TTYD.

                And it wont lead to another good Paper Mario.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Again, do your friends and family a favor and leave this world.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It could lead to another remake of this exact game again in 20 years to fix all the specific little hangup you have though, no? Statistically?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kind of? I mean, give Nintendo money if you want to I don't really care either way, I'm not trying to discourage people from buying it. Just reminding you guys that having faith in Nintendo is moronic after we got not only Color Splash but also TOTK, these morons TRIPLED DOWN.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Man, I loved Tears of the Kingdom

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                meant TOK, TOTK is fine

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Glad to see they remembered the nuclear tests outside of Hooktail's castle, most people tend to forget about this plot point

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >that doesn't improve the game in any way even though
                They added shortcuts, it's automatically way fricking better. Don't pretend otherwise because some graffiti is slightly different.
                >And it wont lead to another good Paper Mario.
                I will cope about this, and even if it doesn't lead to another good PM, I hope Tanabe goes to bed pissed that TTYDR will be the best selling PM game

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >shortcuts
                So they didn't fix any of the broken game design, they just added a skip button to it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you're saying this you don't understand what would make shortcuts in TTYD good to begin with.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shortcuts don't change anything about TTYD, though. You're going to skip 10 to 15 minutes of the 25 to 30 hours. Maybe 30 minutes top.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Shortcuts don't change anything about TTYD, though
                They'd cut down on backtracking when:
                >Petal Meadows to Petalburg to Schwonk Fortress is a literal straight line
                >Boggly Woods to the Great Tree to Flurry's house is a literal straight line
                >You have to go through Twilight Forest a MINIMUM of FIVE (5) times (first Steeple run, back to Town get Vivian, back to Steeple to learn his weakness, back to Town to name Doopliss, and the final walk to the Steeple)
                >Keelhaul Key to the entrance of Pirate's Grotto is a straight line with one room that has you do some minor platforming that can be skipped on trips back to camp, which you'll be frequently making because you have to go to the entrance of Pirate's Grotto or almost there around 4 times (once to save the Toads, back to camp, then to find Bobbery, then back to Camp, then to grab a Coconut if you didn't know better, then back to camp if you didn't get the Coconut in advance, then getting Bobbery)
                At least Fahr Outpost has the decency to only be 3 rooms long, even though it's another fricking straight line.
                Shortcuts in the form of new areas like

                >They added shortcuts
                These shortcut pipes already existed underground. These change NOTHING. These are only relevant for General White stuff.

                If you know anything about TTYD, you know the issue is less backtracking and more linear level design. You also know the backtracking is usually in the same chapter rather than between different chapter worlds. So these pipes are fricking useless.

                You know how to help fix the backtracking (and also some of the level design)? Add new section to the forest in chapter 4. Add new section to the island in chapter 5. Make the player go to a different place for one of the trips. This alone wouldn't take too much effort and would ACTUALLY improve the game. Not your fricking pipes.

                >I will cope about this, and even if it doesn't lead to another good PM, I hope Tanabe goes to bed pissed that TTYDR will be the best selling PM game
                Fair enough

                said would be an honest to goodness game changer. If you don't understand this, you didn't play the original game.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Petal Meadows to Petalburg to Schwonk Fortress is a literal straight line
                >Boggly Woods to the Great Tree to Flurry's house is a literal straight line
                Nothing wrong with coming back from a straight line once. Nobody ever complained about it.
                >You have to go through Twilight Forest a MINIMUM of FIVE (5) times (first Steeple run, back to Town get Vivian, back to Steeple to learn his weakness, back to Town to name Doopliss, and the final walk to the Steeple)
                The first three are good, though, because the second one has you do it alone which is a change and important and the third one is how you get used to Vivian. Fourth and fifth is where it gets a bit weird.
                >Keelhaul Key to the entrance of Pirate's Grotto is a straight line with one room that has you do some minor platforming that can be skipped on trips back to camp, which you'll be frequently making because you have to go to the entrance of Pirate's Grotto or almost there around 4 times (once to save the Toads, back to camp, then to find Bobbery, then back to Camp, then to grab a Coconut if you didn't know better, then back to camp if you didn't get the Coconut in advance, then getting Bobbery)
                Yep, like I said they should have added another part to this island.

                A few back and forth are fine, when used sparringly

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Nothing wrong with coming back from a straight line once. Nobody ever complained about it.
                I'll complain about it because it's shitty world design. Compare Petal Meadows to chapter 1 of PM64:
                >Petal Meadows is a straight line
                >64 chapter 1 has a fork in the road for Koopa Village or Koopa Bros Fortress. If you only go straight, you'll eventually hit a road block because you can't hit the switch to continue.
                At least you have the illusion of choice, it's more interesting than "hold right, make progress"
                >the third one is how you get used to Vivian.
                Ironically, she's useless in the forest because the animation for coming out of the shadows takes so long the Dayzees will still run into you to start a fight. Since Mario jumps after the animation ends, you might jump onto the Clefts and start a battle taking 1 damage. Vivian cannot deal any damage to the Clefts IIRC because she has 2 attack and they have 2 defense.
                >A few back and forth are fine, when used sparringly
                I'd agree if TTYD actually used them sparingly instead of having it be the primary design philosophy of the overworld. Even within dungeons, the amount of north and south loading zones is minimal, there's largely left and right loading zones or pipes. TTYD is a hallway simulator and should be better

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >At least you have the illusion of choice, it's more interesting than "hold right, make progress"
                Yep, and the issue is that you don't have multiple paths to take. Backtracking would have been fine if you had more choice at some point rather than hold right. My point is that it's fine to have some backtracking and 64 absolutely has some, but 64 also has more interesting maps on top of it.
                >Ironically, she's useless in the forest because the animation for coming out of the shadows takes so long the Dayzees will still run into you to start a fight
                You get used to having her as a partner. The sense of novelty is good enough, and hiding can also sometimes avoid you a fight.
                >I'd agree if TTYD actually used them sparingly instead of having it be the primary design philosophy of the overworld.
                The issue is that TTYD is too much of a 2D level design more than the hindrance of coming back from right to the left, that's my point. If there was a pipe to come back it'd be shorter but the game wouldn't be much better.
                >Even within dungeons
                Disagree, dungeons were fine mostly

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The sense of novelty is good enough
                I agree, it was exciting having a previous enemy join you. But we didn't need another trek through the Forest to hammer this point home. Getting Vivian should've unlocked a shortcut from Twilight Trail (where the Hyper Goombas are) to Creepy Steeple.
                >hiding can also sometimes avoid you a fight.
                My post went into how she doesn't actually do that in Twilight Forest
                >If there was a pipe to come back it'd be shorter but the game wouldn't be much better.
                I'll take a pipe over longer 2D maps, so I guess we'd have to agree to disagree.
                >>Even within dungeons
                >Disagree, dungeons were fine mostly
                I didn't say dungeons were bad, just that they, too, were victim of mostly going left and right. Hooktail Castle is in a コand shape, yet we NEVER have a north or south entrance, you just go vertically up and then enter another east or west door.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                see

                >They added shortcuts
                These shortcut pipes already existed underground. These change NOTHING. These are only relevant for General White stuff.

                If you know anything about TTYD, you know the issue is less backtracking and more linear level design. You also know the backtracking is usually in the same chapter rather than between different chapter worlds. So these pipes are fricking useless.

                You know how to help fix the backtracking (and also some of the level design)? Add new section to the forest in chapter 4. Add new section to the island in chapter 5. Make the player go to a different place for one of the trips. This alone wouldn't take too much effort and would ACTUALLY improve the game. Not your fricking pipes.

                >I will cope about this, and even if it doesn't lead to another good PM, I hope Tanabe goes to bed pissed that TTYDR will be the best selling PM game
                Fair enough

                This guy had some good ideas. Maybe make the worlds a little more open. Imagine if Twilight Forest had new areas that you could only access if you had Vivian in your party.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >They added shortcuts
                These shortcut pipes already existed underground. These change NOTHING. These are only relevant for General White stuff.

                If you know anything about TTYD, you know the issue is less backtracking and more linear level design. You also know the backtracking is usually in the same chapter rather than between different chapter worlds. So these pipes are fricking useless.

                You know how to help fix the backtracking (and also some of the level design)? Add new section to the forest in chapter 4. Add new section to the island in chapter 5. Make the player go to a different place for one of the trips. This alone wouldn't take too much effort and would ACTUALLY improve the game. Not your fricking pipes.

                >I will cope about this, and even if it doesn't lead to another good PM, I hope Tanabe goes to bed pissed that TTYDR will be the best selling PM game
                Fair enough

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >These shortcut pipes already existed underground
                homie, they added a new one to Hooktail Castle. It's completely different.
                >You know how to help fix the backtracking (and also some of the level design)? Add new section to the forest in chapter 4. Add new section to the island in chapter 5. Make the player go to a different place for one of the trips. This alone wouldn't take too much effort and would ACTUALLY improve the game. Not your fricking pipes.
                Absolutely fricking BASED of you, I've been saying this for almost two decades. Origami King had sections that were walled off but once you got to the wall on the other side, it'd open up the shortcut. If they had some shit like that mixed with a new area, it'd be golden

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like what they're doing is gauging to see if we still like this kind of story moreso than the literal map design if you ask me...

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes but it shows they're not trying to actually improve the game. All the changes they made are incredibly minimal. They don't understand the limitations of the game and how it can evolve.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dude it's literally the same game in HD. Sorry the GCN had limitations on what they meant by "Paper Mario" two decades ago

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then it's not worth the money.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then neither is what you would consider to be a true sequel!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We already have the same game in HD. It's called TTYD on Dolphin with HD textures. This is the same game where they kept the sprites artstyle but changed the environments artstyle to fit with newer cancer PAPER Mario.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dude Paper is literally in the name

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And it didn't manifest in the artstyle in the same way it did in the new ones. Not because of technical limitations, but because of artistic choices. These artistic choices are overwritten by a new team 20 years later trying to stick with new choices made for vastly different games... while keeping the other half of the game similar.

                Tldr, it's a mess.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Tldr, it's a mess.
                Just like the series as a whole, huh? Good thing the "true sequel" wouldn't ideally be a remake where that would be a problem.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Just like the series as a whole, huh
                Just like the series when you count the worthless Paper Mario, yes. If you limit yourself to the first two (three if you really want to) the series is consistent and great.

                I'm not calling the remake shit, it's way better than I expected. It's not perfect either and 30 fps + schizophrenic artstyle is definitely an issue.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can't just exclude two or three games from the "series as a whole"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I definitely can. Just because they're called "Paper Mario" doesn't mean any of the original Paper Mario fanbase is on board.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dude I love TTYD and SPM as much as you but I'm not gonna act like less than half the series is more important to the IP holder than "the series as a whole"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care about the IP holder, that's not what we're talking about.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then you're not talking about what you would consider to be a "true sequel"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >30 fps + schizophrenic artstyle is definitely a personal issue that effects my autistic ass but probably won't effect most people

                Ftfy

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                holy shit they censored the Ns in the graffitis

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *gasps* not the N's?!?!?¿¿

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They truly feared Black folk would try to claim the N graffiti as racist
                civil rights act was a mistake

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why would anyone pay for right?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Desperation for a sequel or kids having never played the original.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ok but we can agree the new colors look pretty bad?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes? The new one looks overall worse.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Desperation for a sequel or kids having never played the original.

                Ok but we can agree the new colors look pretty bad?

                Yes? The new one looks overall worse.

                Nice samegay

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All the people acting like this game wasn't always meant to be made of paper is hilarious. The aesthetic was one of the two parts of the later games I felt was hard to argue against alongside the music, and both are the parts that carried over the most to the remake.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I expected the series to go in that direction after Epic Yarn and actually like that aspect of Color Splash and TOK. But it leaned way too far into the characters knowing they're paper. In TTYD the sailor toads only see Mario as a boat and even then I don't think they see a paper boat.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nevermind the toad literally says it's made out of paper. Though that can be explained away by the curses.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the only switch game this year. It will probably outsell stellar blade lmao.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >buying switch games in 2024

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Definitely not buying no Snoy or Xbox shit in 2024. 3rd party and Nintendo make the best games.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but those cant be emulated

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think XCI is coming until at least a week from now

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing worse than OG trannies that b***h at people playing remakes. Not only do you get on everyones nerves when you do that, you directly make people not want to play the originals because you're acting like a fricking child and being annoying.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Remake is moronic though

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get the uncensored version for the gamecube on dolphin instead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not even about censorship. Why wouldn't you just play the original game with the actual intended comic book artstyle? This new bullshit just looks off.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was always supposed to be more of a pop up children's story book than a comic book

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you want. It wasn't supposed to be this shit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I literally don't see what the issue here is, it's just the same thing but in HD. That's what a remake is

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Get killed in a car wreck my dude. You're a fricking nuisance

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It was always supposed to be more of a pop up children's story book than a comic book
          The art style of TTYD specifically. with its cel shading and ben day dots scattered about, was going for a comic book approach. The original probably would have translated better into the pseudo-realism pop up book style the remake took. SPM and TTYD definitely did their own thing though in terms of art style.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It was always supposed to be more of a pop up children's story book than a comic book

            It's not even about censorship. Why wouldn't you just play the original game with the actual intended comic book artstyle? This new bullshit just looks off.

            The problem here is the original art style is timeless. You couldn't really improve upon it barring just upping the resolution of assets. It would be a WWHD situation to just take the original style and give it some more advanced lighting. It made sense for them to do the papercraft style. sure, it might be overdone at this point with Nintendo IPs, but it's the best approach they could have taken without it just being a lazy port like some of their other remasters.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I do agree it's timeless, but they're trying to test the waters to see if it's financially feasible to pay people to make a new game like TTYD with today's hardware.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I do agree it's timeless, but they're trying to test the waters to see if it's financially feasible to pay people to make a new game like TTYD with today's hardware.

              So it's a nonsense remake and the only reason to buy it is to hope that they'll make another proper PM 5 years down the line

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Or if you just like the game. Or they're just releasing a kids' game for kids. Perhaps a bit of synthesis here?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, pretty much. I think the original looks better (the soundtrack, from what we've heard, is waaaay better in the OG) but I can still appreciate the new art direction and hope that buying this game will change Nintendo's direction with the series.

                Call me a goy or whatever but a $60 game I'll still enjoy, even though it will probably not be as good as the original, is not going to financially ruin me and I hope the game does well just so they go back to making RPGs with this franchise.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean it's alright to buy it just don't put your hopes up too much

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Looks more like a pop-up book with maybe a hint of comic book artstyle, mostly in the shading techniques in the background

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There's practically nothing there that screams "pop up book". It looks like your standard early 2000's cel-shaded game.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's literally paper popping up to make 2D and 3D elements

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you looked at this screenshot with absolutely zero context or knowledge of the fact that it was from a Paper Mario game, you would just assume it's a stylized low-poly cel shaded style and not assume anything here is literally made out of paper.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And Paper Mario is a well known name, at least around these parts, right? And it would be if you bought the game on GCN, too?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know what you're even arguing at this point. What in that screenshot can you point to some normalgay who's never played the game or heard of paper mario and they'd say "yep, that's paper!"?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They're not necessarily trying to convince them of anything with that exact screenshot, are they?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If a sparring view of a wide, open landscape doesn't immediately convey to someone that the game is supposed to look like a pop up book, then maybe the game actually wasn't necessarily trying to look like a pop up book...?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good thing all the actual promotional material was trying to convince you it was a pop up book, and they didn't just use random screenshots from some anon on Ganker

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >A game's art style is dictated by some nintendo power promotional art and commercials and not what you can see with your own fricking eyes
                okay lol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know how else to tell you that the way they're trying to sell the game at the time they're selling the game is how they're trying to sell the game, friend.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So is wario land 4's spritework trying to convey that the game is actually claymation because it was in the jap commercials?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Only if it was called Clay Wario and showed Real Clay Wario Gameplay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but I played the original with the actual intended comic book artstyle and now I want to try something new

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I guess it makes sense to pick it up if you really like a visual coat of paint that doesn't really improve things but still changes them, and pretty much nothing else.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I also like the improved fast travel and fast party switch

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >improved fast travel
              They just moved 4 pipes.
              >fast party switch
              Arguably the best change in this entire remake

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it was always meant to be a pop up book, that's why you see the areas being built whenever you enter them or when you go through doors, also why they changed the english logo to be like the original japanese one, which was a pop up book

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I always found the dots were too big to be considered a comic book style. Though it would've been cool if the remake kept them and went for a more printed comic look.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did vivian shit get leaked yet or?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What exactly is this offering for returning players? If it's anything like the SMRPG, they won't add new difficulty modes, no new areas, no rebalancing to make the game more challenging, mechanics will be even more casualized, and I don't even think they'll add any more bosses. SMRPG lazily rehashed some bosses for post game, and they didn't really do anything. considering the game's abysmal lack of difficulty, and how broken the items are, there was still no challenge.

    So how will this justify its price tag?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Guess we'll know in about a week and half. Every preview said they had things they couldn't talk about due to embargo reasons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They increased the default inventory capacity to 15 instead of 10. This game is really hard. Think of the children, friend. :^)

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How early did ToTK leak before the release day?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If there is a new game that's like 64 & TTYD, you know an autistic homosexual that didn't get this remake, make sure to tell them they're not allowed to get it, call them a fricking homosexual disassociate with them. They're clearly failures.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn‘t this game weeks out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 weeks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lol. Stop making these threads until a week before release and that might be too early too

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t think they will hold off on that

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will never touch the original slop again when this drops.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So uhh, new content?
    Is this full price for mediocre lighting, scuffed translation, and more paper?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reviews will be out in a week and half. You'll know then.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dude if you don't like the new art style just don't buy it. Stop being such an autist holy shit

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just block my account if you don't like my posts?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its not gonna leak 3 weeks early

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Personally, Paper Mario romhacks and SMRPG romhacks have shown that you can add new content and rebalance the game without completely ruining it. Like PM Master Quest adds a whole bunch of post game dungeons and rebalances bosses so they have more challenge behind them. Not just HP bloat either, but they have new AI designed to counter cheese strats. Many of them are even designed to make Danger Mario a much scarier strategy to use. And that's all done by guys making them for free. What excuse does Intelligent Systems and Square have to offer?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the original was the "everything is paper" style and then the remake looked exactly like the GameCube release then you morons would complain that the paper soul is gone.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If the past was different it would be different
      Very insightful.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rank em
    >64
    The best designed game in the series. All aspects of game design were solid, had a fun, charming story, nothing to be ashamed of
    >TOK
    Best Music, great scenarios and a decent normal battle system. The game really shines with it's boss system and game variety, the great level design from Sticker star returns
    >TTYD HD
    I don't even need to play it yet and I know that the new paper mario team is polishing the game to where it should've been when it released. Shame no level design changes have really been noted, but the better music, non ugly graphics put it above the original for me
    >TTYD
    You've heard it before, but the level design really took a hit in this game compared to it's older brother, Still as good as 64, just in a different way. You could see the sonic autism cracks showing with this one however
    >SS
    Truly, I find this game kinda fun, between it being open world and being able to do all the boss out of order, the battle system is snappy and bosses can be a challenge. I don't care for OCs, so the blandness never bothered me too much
    <CS
    A worse SS, made the combat slow and clunky, bosses are glorified cutscenes with OKHO attacks, took away most status effects from SS, making the battles more shallow. Scenarios are somewhat better however
    >SPM
    A game liked by morons and this is where the sonic autism really overtook the series. Once you add shit like Dimento killing mario and le drama of count cuck, you invite edgelords that like things like undertale or sonic to drool and ask for dead characters to come back for some reason. Oh right the game, has the worst combat of jumping on a goomba 3 times to win, terrible controls worse that SMB1 and everything in the game is solved by flipping.

    Anyone who calls SPM 3 is correct and moronic, because they are all Paper Mario games and we have 6, and Paper Mario 7 will be soon enough after TTYD HD. it just turns out Paper Mario 3 was a god damn mistake that killed 4 and 5.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well baited

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sticker star above color splash is an interesting take

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Idk, I always liked SS for how quick it was. Fighting the bosses was actually pretty fun, since all of them can be beaten without thing cards. I really like the games presentation too. Given the Paper style, I really like how it frames the battles at a 3/4 type of angle instead of the 2D side scroller look like 64 and TTYD, it just feels dynamic and fun. I really hope Paper Mario 7 uses this and TTYDs battle system + something new. Plus I like the HP bars, I think they look cool. I'm not too judgemental about the battle systems because these games have always come down if you can block correctly to me, your turn doesn't really matter if that makes sense, since the games are pretty easy, it's the defensive part that matters the most to me and I hate how easy they made blocking in CS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >would rather have bland nameless toads than actual characters
      You're just enabling the mandate, kys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >S+
      PM64, an overall enjoyable and complete experience from start to end. Good level design, music tailor fit to each boss and area, and a classic Mario Story without being too barebones or too whacky.
      >S
      TTYD. What it lacks in level design and music, it makes up for in combat and whacky badge builds. Superguard is gay, but thankfully you can just not use it if you want half a challenge.
      >B tier
      SPM and TOK.
      TOK's combat (both regular enemies and bosses) becomes boring after the first world, but the level design is PM64 tier and traversing the world is probably the coolest part of the game. The desert and sea were shockingly more fun than I expected them to be. I wish the League of Stationary had a presence outside of their chapter, because they felt wholly unnecessary... As well bosses just being Things. I only played TOK a few months ago because a friend lent it to me.
      SPM's combat is inoffensive at worst. Even though everything can be trivialized by Bowser riding Carrie or Bowser using Cudgel, I can still boot it up and have fun. The enemy group was enjoyable.
      Both of these games sport a good soundtrack. I wish they had normal PM combat.
      >One of the worst games ever developed
      Sticker Star. I think the only good point it has is its soundtrack. Level design was uninspiring, story was non-existant (Bowser does not have a single spoken line), and the combat makes you wonder what the frick they were even thinking. Bosses being "use the right Thing to win" was offensively moronic.
      >Didn't play
      Color Splash. I don't know the first thing about it apart from the Bucket guy being your Kersti follower. No desire to learn anything else about it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Finally an objective and correct opinion, everybody else should kill themselves

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SPM is an autistic trainwreck that is Mario in name only. I am guessing the people who like it are the same people who liked undertale, steven universe and homestuck.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tendie ranks a game that he's only experienced through Arlo and youtube teasers higher than his own lived experiences
      based

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This looks to be a very safe remake along the lines of Metroid Prime and Mario RPG where I'll always prefer the original but I don't really care if zoomers play it the remake instead. It's the same game.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PM64 is king

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yup and TTYD is god.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there some disease with remakes where they need objective negatives and worse visuals than the original

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes goy-- I mean, gaijin... prease downroad this gameu as soon a possiberu! Make absorutery sure this doesn't even come CROSE to serring as werr as the best titres in the series, rike Sticker Star and Origami King, and in four years time, I sharr make my newest mastahpiece, Paper Mario and the Grue Grutton for seventy dorrar, prus tip and Nintendo tax!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tanabe is the boogeyman for this spinoff series, not miyamoto, sister.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tanabe may have gone full moron, but Miyamoto got the ball rolling in the first place.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know, but Miyamoto is funnier to use

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, these always get me
      Glad that you didn't go the route of makinh him an angry pissbaby like most people do and had him as a conniving schemer who not-so-scecretly hopes this game will crash and burn

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Currently uploading the XCI file.
    42 minutes left.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still have my original copy and I can't wait for this remake
    I think it looks great and I'm looking forward to 100%ing it for all the sound test and art gallery additions

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can people shut the frick up about backtracking and straight lines already? WHO cares? This isn’t a platformer. You play RPGs for the story, the characters, the battles. No one in their right mind gives a frick about a path being linear or having to go back and forth at times.
    The most forced complaint imaginable.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, this is a flaw but it doesn't matter too much. TTYD still beats 64 because it has better stories, settings and characters.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >TTYD still beats 64 because it has better stories, settings and characters
        lol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It really does, though. Everyone remember TTYD for its unique setpieces. 64 had some good ones as well (Tubba Blubba and the toybox are pretty good) but it's a lot safer than "get your body and party stolen and have to fight your friends after finding the name of the ghost (he stole a letter)" or "wrestling tournament to get the belt but there's a conspiracy, poisoned food, you get locked up right before your match, and more"

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Every chapter of TTYD is a different genre of story; basically, PM64 was a really long kind of story that the first chapter, maybe chapter 2 as well (no one likes that chapter so it'shard to place exsctly whatthe hell it was supposed to be), of TTYD was going for. And because they're all short little adventures, they're more memorable. I have trouble remembering much of what goes in in 64 but TTYD is permanently ingrained in my mind.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, TTYD is hard to forget

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally every remake on switch has completely ruined the artstyle of the game. Why are you still complaining?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please apply yourself.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    game leaking in 5 hours

    • 3 weeks ago
      Check it out, I'm in the house like carpet

      You can't just say that and not post a source.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BOXBRO SAVE USSSSSSSS

    • 3 weeks ago
      BoxBro

      Please don't bring up that cringefest again.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *femanonss. add me on [discord] : sorewager
    *especially if you are into games anime e-girls artistic and creative hobbies pokemon fate digimon kemono megaman SFM animations castlevania disgaea smt touhou /m/ shows DoA the rwby anime and monster hunter FU final fantasy bravely default fire emblem and more

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t care
    I’m still buying it
    Cope seethe mald, loser freaks

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have the xci but I need 10 (you)s with nice things said to me before I share it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick off homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to suck your dick

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care who buys it or not, I just want it to do well so that Tanabe will noose himself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's ok, Miyamoto will be the one to commit sudoku in his stead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i haven't forgiven him for killing chibi-robo

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still no leak
    owari da

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Two more weeks

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda hate the new style

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So aside from the shortcuts and added tutorial toad is there any new content for people who aren't shit at the game?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can't even defend the mindless backtracking in the original. It doesn't require skill, it just wastes your time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The backtracking is minimal, it's at most 20 minutes in the entire game if you're not shit. The game is more than 25 hours long.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Delusional. Backtracking probably amounts for like 30% of the entire game. Several chapters are basically all about backtracking and it’s almost always mandatory whether you know what to do or not.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah. You've got mostly the chapter 4 stuff, chapter 5, and general white. I don't count basic stuff like "go back to where the switch was to go to the castle" in chapter 1, these are fair.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Stuff like that absolutely should be counted because you’re still just retreading ground you’ve already been through. Fundamentally there’s no difference between the game making you go back several screens to activate a switch vs the game making you go back several screens to grab chuckola cola or whatever.
              Regardless though whatever amount of backtracking you consider there to be it feels infinitely worse than it really is given the game’s obsession with straight line level design, making the simple act of going back a few screens take far longer than it should.

              ooooh i tried to like ttyd but the oooohhh the backtracking! i can't stand the backtracking!

              Yes? When replaying TTYD there are so many points where I think “oh man here comes that part” because i know it’s just gonna be back and forth for 10 minutes. It’s gotten to the point where I just stop playing when I get to the general white part now. It’s undeniably a massive flaw in the game, dragging down the pace to a slog in multiple parts of the game.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you’re still just retreading ground you’ve already been through.
                And there's no issue with that. It only starts being noticeable when some circumstances are in play, eg chapter 4 or 5.
                Again, this isn't a backtracking issue, it's a linear level design one.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's pretty fricking noticeable when you have to go from Schwonk Fortress to the very start of Petal Meadows in Chapter 1.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Chapters 1 and 2 should be redesigned because apart from their dungeons, they're just hallways. It's not interesting or fun to go left instead of right while avoiding battles you already did the first time around. At least change SOMETHING.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ooooh i tried to like ttyd but the oooohhh the backtracking! i can't stand the backtracking!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was referring more to the toad than the shortcuts
        Answer my question

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a fricking TUTORIAL TOAD
      >but no hard mode
      Frick you, FRICK YOU FRICK YOU

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My sentiment exactly

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No hard mode where you need a functioning frontal lobe with Superguard disabled
    What a shame

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still buying the remake

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is the link

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Up your ass

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In chapter 3 you backtrack to the locker room like 15 times. Fricking worst game

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder to all, don't forget about the hidden breakable wall to the right of Gloomtail that has a Jammin Jelly and Ultra Shroom.
    You can't return to that room.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Backtracking crybabies can suck my balls. TTYD is still leaps and bounds better than every other mario RPG.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SMRPG, PM64 and M&L are better. The reality is that all of the chapters in TTYD suck.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe for replays. There's a reason why everyone is losing their shit over TTYD specifically.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TTYD works best as a roguelike via the 1 hour randomizer or random pit mods. Most fun I've ever had with TTYD in my entire life.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Twitter is going to be more insufferable than ever when it comes out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why should I give a shit about Twitter? Go back.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Twitter screencap threads galore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are your predictions

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the localizers are probably going to avoid any use of she/her or pronouns outside of they or them for Vivian
        Worst case scenario, if they do appease the trannies and add some kind of trans rights message, talking about this game is going to be even more unbearable.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They literally already call vivian a girl on the site

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They already ruined Vivian for me. She was my very first waifu when I was around 10, but they've made me come to genuinely despise her.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t give up, Anon. She’s still waiting for you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >letting other people ruin your version of your waifu by conflating her with the mentally ill versions
        You're a weak man. But it's not too late to redeem yourself and earn her again, take back what's rightfully yours and keep it that way.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the switch has zero good games that aren't Wii U ports. I own this on the cube so why would I buy a switch for a 30fps downgrade

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      480i is not really 60fps so the original was 30fps too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Progressive scan

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Resolution is the same thing as framerate
        I'm technologically inept how does this work, aren't there even NES games like Super Mario Bros that run at 60 and some like Super Mario Bros 3 that are 30

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          480i only draws half the screen each frame so you're only getting 30 frames per second

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But TTYD clearly runs much smoother than a definitely 30 fps gamecube game like Mario Sunshine or Wind Waker

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man? The original is 60, stop spouting this meme

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Each half of the screen is one frame later than the last. You dont notice the combing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The original ran at 60fps but anon was implying that 480i is only 30fps because of interlacing which is him either being moronic or arguing in extreme bad faith

          480i only draws half the screen each frame so you're only getting 30 frames per second

          and it looks like he's settled on bad faith

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God I hate tendies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The second video
      I seriously can't believe they censored that scene, game fricking RUINED!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to be honest though the censorship is obnoxious. it's not game ruining but it is obnoxious. it's one thing when a game's got fricking visible sex or some shit but good god has our society really become so infantilized that we can't handle a character saying "wassup baby wanna hang with us?"?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >halving framerate
        >tons of censorship
        >butchering music and art style
        >making already easy games even easier
        It's only okay when Nintendo does it!

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the leak? Don't they always come out 14 days in advance?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There hasn't been such an early XCI leak in over three years at this point.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        TOTK would beg to differ

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          TOTK leaked eight days before release.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          are you moronic? it leaked over a week before release and yuzu kept updating their paid builds just so frickers can play it

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Can't call Mario "Gonzales" because le mexicans.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is that confirmed?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, he calls him "Bomba Luigi" in the remake.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nooooooo, that's offensive to muh heckin mudslimes!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          BOMBA?!
          BOMBA LUIGI?!?!?!
          AHAHhHHAhahah

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Get back in there and appeal at least twice- Pasta Pulverizer, give those folks a show!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yoshi Kid still calls Mario "Gonzales" in the reveal trailer, so debunked

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to know if there's any significant new content or not. I'm getting it anyway since I have a voucher leftover and want the next PM to be TTYD combat/character style.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they added barely anything new to the smrpg remake so i wouldn't bet on much being added to this one.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    welp game ruined
    dont mind me launching nintendont

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN IT JUST FLEW BY TIMES SQUARE

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So give me the QRD
    Is this "remake" just the same game with some gloss thrown over it, or has there been confirmed new badges/areas/content

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the only confirmed new thing of note is new pipes to reduce backtracking and that will realistically be the only new addition of note. the mario and luigi remakes were the only mario rpg remakes to see significant new content and both times it was something completely separate from the main game and advertised as such. the odds of the ttyd remake being mostly the same as the original are very high.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do all the floors look like they're covered in oil

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      like all the floors are shiny as frick and reflective even when they shouldn't be and it looks awful

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm guessing a hard mode won't come in to save Macho grubba and Cortez from the easy boss dumpster.

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S UP!!!
    htt

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the mario mandate was unironically a good thing and i hope it persists til the end of time

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Off to see Twilight Town, Anon?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shopkeeper girl is criminally underrated
      >captcha: SPY0S

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember, Mario is for Vivian

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Peach briefly takes back control just to strangle Vivian for that comment

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >vivian is confirmed trans when peach strangles him and calls him a homosexual in a gay hat.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S UP

    ?si=CZiCUuzg1NCGxWYA

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KINO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      where did the hair go?

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    preordered 2 copies of this shit just so I could at least send the message to Nintendo that this is what we want. Also I use these early leaks so I can get a review set up for release day without being provided one from Nintendo.

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    please do not redeem XCI and do the needful in supporting nintendo

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    people complain about 2 having some backtracking but will say nothing about 64's 2-hour long tutorial before you even get timed hits

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All I can say is, whenever the leak comes out and vivian is not trans, I am going to falseflag on r/gamingcirclejerk and demanding people to not buy the game for supporting "trans erasure" and tell anyone thst desents a traitor, and see how they react

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unless

      Unless they outright had her say "I am a woman who was born as a woman and am proud of my functioning vegana and ovaries" complete with photographic evidence, it wouldn't be enough for the anti-troons.

      happens the trans crowd will still call it a "trans rep W" anyway because they don't give a flying frick about if it's vague, not mentioned at all or even negative representation.
      These are the same people who are willing to completely miss the point of Naoto's character arc being about sexism in the workplace rather than her being a troon, and are also willing to take a defeat scenario of Bridget getting completely and utterly emasculated and being forced to admit he can't escape his fate of being a girl as a "positive representation of trans people."

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, they are still going to be extremely mad that they aren't blunt about it, I just hope if they actually go this route they won't give in to twittergays and try to update the translation through a patch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based
      make sure to make them look as bad as possible

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >trans
      how does this make sense? if they write Vivian as a woman it's not a troony, just a case of altered gender. if you want an authentic troony see birdo/catherine, which in Japan 'used to be a man'
      the only way for Vivian to be a troony is to make her mention that she chopped her dick off and 'became a woman'

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like that jump

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where is the link

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    XCI DOKO?

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else think the game looks soulless or just me?

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