Paradox Forms

Why are we in agreement that Scarlet has the better paradox forms? Three of them are NFE mons and fricking Amoongus meanwhile Violet has 2 pseudos + Volcarona and Gallade/voir?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love mecha-pokemon

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >bigger = better!!!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      strictly speaking based on design
      Mismagius > Misdreavus
      Magnezone > Magneton
      Wigglytuff > Jigglypuff
      So in this case yes bigger does equal better

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Mismagius and Wigglytuff > Misdreavus and Jigglypuff

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Wigglytuff
      Yes, but Jigglypuff > Wigglytuff

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Robots are stupid

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      YOU’RE stupid

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm team Violet, but even I gotta admit that Future forms are just the original mons with a metal texture.
    Ancient mons have much more personality and interesting designs.

    And I don't give a flying frick about stats.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I feel the same way
      They’re cool, but they look too similar to the originals

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. Do I want to use regular Hydregion? Or robo hydregion which looks even more moronic. Gimme the ssj3 puff

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Voilet will get a paradox pooner troony mon (Female to Male troony)

    Gardevoir female head in a boy body.

    they won lmao!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes anon, a mecha that combines Gardevoir and Gallade features is a troony

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ardhanarishvara was the first thing that came to mind when I saw the menu sprite yesterday, I want Iron Valiant on my team so fricking bad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >badass tomboy mecha knight
      Yes, we won

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >tomboy
        femboy actually

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It has Gardevoir's head so its a pooner tomboy

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            no it's a pooner femboy, dumbass

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              pooners can only try to be males not fems

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Gardevoir can be a boy, Gallade is always a boy, ergo a combination of the two is more boy than girl. Facts

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Gardevior by defult is already a troony

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nah its gardevoir. It carries blades instead of being attached.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Oh shit, I didn't even notice that, fricking based.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Obsessed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Galladegays unironically and delusionally think they would get a paradox form over Gardevior

      yikes.

      the cope is real
      troonyvoir always win
      Gardevoir is now a pooner

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think both paradoxes are neat. Doesnt matter which one won since you can trade with friends, But you couldn't relate

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Three of them are NFE mons and fricking Amoongus meanwhile Violet has 2 pseudos + Volcarona and Gallade/voir?

    How is the evolution status of the pokemon they resemble relevant when their base stats are the same (aside from one in Scarlet and one in Violet having 590).

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do the robots have gender? I need to know if I can fap to the gallad. As long as it's not a boy it can have a robopussy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Have some imagination, it can have a robussy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its more gardevoir than gallade anyway.
      Ut has no arm blades. And carries them instead.
      Gardevoir finally looks like a knight

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They're both good, I just think Violet is stronger overall. Salamence and Misdreavus look rad. It depends on whether you're the type of person who thinks MechaGodzilla is cool or the type of person who thinks SpaceGodzilla is cool.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It’s sort of boring that they’re all the same concept of robots. No weird evolution to a post apocalyptic niche, no genetic modification, just all robots. Past forms have a wider array of concepts. Also ancient salamence and volcarona are top tier designs. Misdreavus is the only bad past form

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If they are born from imagination, maybe it references how human imagination about the future tends to focus on technology?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I thought Jigglypuff looked bad too

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We Digimon now

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Most of the paradoxes suck.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They all look like protogen.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Most of the gen 9 everything suck.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You okay anon? Sounds like you glitched a bit there.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm Team Scarlet for sure, but I don't think Scarlet blows Violet out of the water like some anons are saying.
    I do think it was a mistake to make 7 robots and name them all Iron X. I also don't like how some of them look too much like the original mons.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All of the future forms look exactly like the original mons but with robotic bodies. You could google fanart & it’d probably look exactly the same as each future paradox mon, save for maybe Donphan & Galladevoir

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love robots and misdreavus and jigglypuff with more hair do nothing to me.
    Love that half of them are mecha kaijus, especially volcarona.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Past and Future enjoyer coming through.

    None of these forms I outright dislike, and most look pretty badass. Violet gives me cyberpunk vibes, has mecha kaiju out the ass, and Gallade/Garde looks like it has potential. Hydreigon has complaints about not changing a lot but I think thats people not looking at it thoroughly-- It's definitely a hell of a lot more mechanical, with wire mesh on its face, and LED panels where its head feathers were. The head arms might even be floating like satellites, which is cool as shit.

    Scarlet on the other hand has fricking Salamence which looks wild as hell. Past Donphan looks super monstrous, Volc like Mothra larvae and I'm down for a competitively viable Jigglypuff.

    Going to be collecting and training up each one of these.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hydreigon definitely got the short end here. It's like it was the last to getmade but they were like shit we ran out of time throw on metallic textures and send it.
    Not even a Hydreigon fan, but was hoping it would get some nice treatment since I do like Hydras. Unova forever disappoints

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There is no pseudo since none of them ahs 600 bst

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    IF Scarlet paradox forms have lighting effects on their body parts like Moth wings, Hariyama hands, Tyranitar spine then it will be 10/10

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not a fan of Amoongus dumb face in general and vampire Jiggly is peepeepoopoo but overall Scarlet wins the forms race with more interesting types and designs and not just "lol add metallic textures to pander to deviantart" teens.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Vampire Jiggly is peepeepoopoo
      Paradox Jigglypuff is pretty based and I hope I can play as it in the next Smash Bros tbh

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Was having a flashback about how long Clefable's tail would be if it went loose but looks like they have picked Jigglypuff's curl instead and it didn't exactly went well, maybe it's the pink palette clashing with the typing or the balloon shape not really matching those fangs and legs.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mud Slap Swinub sweeps the whole Violet forms roster.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You mean Violet.
    Violet has Future Paradox mons.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the implication of NFEs as past forms is because they're stone evolutions, and before humans learnt how to use stones the evolutions therefore didn't exist

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Magneton

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Evolves into Magnezone when exposed to a Thunder Stone

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Violet pseudos and Volcarona are meh, and Gallade is the laziest design of gen 9.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like Hydreigon is worse honestly. At least there's enough to make it obvious at first glance that this isn't Gallade.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hydreigon's is fine, people are just not looking at it correctly. I guarantee you once we see the model/more neutral in-game screenshots people will realize and come around.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I think the same, I also think that the shiny will be sick

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They're all goddamn ugly. I'm going Scarlet on this one.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever is saying that hydreigon design isn't complete dogshit is on cartel drug level amouts of copium

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Although I think it will look great in the game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hydreigon has always looked very awkward

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        lave her alone

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No. The lower half looks bad.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            what are you talking about, she has cake

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hydreigon's one of the best designs period. Even if it literally only got a robot texture, it'd still be great.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not only is design far more important, but I think it's cool that NFE mons get to have new forms and be viable in a way. Violet's most exciting form isn't the pseudos or Volcarona, it's fricking silly ass Delibird and its wack ass stats.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I don't dislike the Future paradox forms at all (outside of Donphan's, it's just something about that fricking face). I'm just dissapointed they went with "Lmao robots" instead of having interesting variety, like descendants of the pokemon, mutants, and cyborgs. But, at the least, the majority of the designs don't outright suck. I get that they were trying to have them all replicate Miraidon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it sucks that Donphan, the one design to actually create something new instead of essentially being a costume in a multiplayer game, got fricked over with that stupid face

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I like the mecha/cyberpunk theme going on, but I agree, I wouldn't have minded more variety.

      In general, it seems like a lot of no-brainer ideas weren't picked up on. I'm really surprised with Salamence in particular, I thought the whole idea of a flightless mence was the most logical conclusion, but instead its feral, feathered Megamence.

      At least they look cool.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    absolutely not, violet still solos ;*~~)

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no idea why people think the scarlet designs are good
    only really like mence and volcarona out of them. magneton, jigglypuff, amoongus, and misdreavus are dumb looking.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The badnicks from the new Soni game are looking pretty decent

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hydreigon just looks like they hit the "reduce polygons" button in Maya. Some of the other kinda look that way too

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just need hydreigon shiny to be gold so I can name him Ghidorah and not feel moronic

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    These robot pokemon suck.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, Miraidon counts as a paradox form?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      was it not obvious when they revealed cyclizar?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are you shitting me right now? Mirai means future Kurai means past. Cyclizar is the titular legendary, the games focus around time paradoxes.
      Did you SERIOUSLY just now start connecting the dots?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cyclizar's just a regular mon, everyone has them

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Wait, you ACTUALLY didn't know that Cyclizar is miraidon/kuraidon?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not the Anon you were responding to, I'm just correcting that one little bit

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Cope harder moron.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hydreigon is hideous, it looks like a toy

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really give a shit about the paradox forms tbh, I'm still buying violet

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Donophan Hariyama and Galladevoir are actually interesting.

    Volvarona looks cool, but it including delibird ttar and hydreigon are just robot versions of the Pokémon they are based on. which is pretty sad.

    Also it activates my autism that all of them are called “iron blank” and none of them are steel type.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wait a second...I didn't even notice it and I was happy as Magneton fan but looking closer why does Sandy Magneton have a tail? HAHAHAHA WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT?

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw only just realised that the three NFEs are pokemon that got an evo or a baby in a "future" gen
    frick me

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What was the thread where the forms where revealed?

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thats it im preordering Violet today.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Scarlet ones where kinda creative and goofy. Being NFE dosn't really matter since these all seem to act like Legendarys.

    Most of these are just [Pokemon] But made of metal (Still not steel type). People belived that they would do more with the concept of Pokemon from the future. Tyranitar and Hydreigon seems to be especially basic despite peoples expectations for them, the fact that they lose BST is not helping them either.

    Hariyama and Gallade is still pretty cool imo.

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