>Party member carries wounded party member to safety 🙂
>Party member carries wounded party member to safety :)
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He’s gonna eat that lil’ fella
Plant it's eggs inside it and the larvae will eat it from the inside before bursting out of it's body.
>YWN get your butt forcibly raped by a giant human-sized wasp
Why even live?
stop liking bug women.
Right... Anthro bug women... That was certainly what I meant.
What are the swirly things for?
It's a mosquito coil. You light it and it smolders, releasing a mosquito insecticide that kills and repels them.
Shut up Luka
t.Bug Island translator
Never heard of that. Porn or what?
If you don't wanna spoonfeed, I'll try to google it later. Couldn't find anything with simple googling
I'm sure I've read this exact comment before
Does anyone else remember that one comic people used to post on /b/ all the time with the girl who fell in love with a fly and the fly lays eggs in her and at the end she bursts open and her babies eat her corpse?
>Game has glory kill animations.
did it rape the other beetle before dumping it off the tree? wtf
he impregnated a girl then threw her away
Will larva grow out of the corpse or what's even the logic behind this?
He wants her out of his pad. The fall will do nothing to her.
The instinct to flip other bugs is too strong to resist. He’s been flipping males off his tree all day
It's just a retarded insect that mainly does shit off instinct, and it's instinct is to remove other beatles from its territory, even females it just dominated. The female will live from that fall.
>Climb 20 meters for beetle dicky
>Fight through other males
>Bitch is playing hard to get
Male beetle did nothing wrong.
>Two kings climb a huge ass tree
>One of them must fall
Bros this is just like real life, what are we even fighting for?
You know anything mouse size and smaller can fall from any height and live? That fall does nothing to them
Even cats can at some extent. They have a good chance of actually surviving being dropped from a plane since their terminal velocity is not fatal. What usually kills them is acceleration
>What usually kills them is acceleration
That's how it works for everything. That's how physics works.
What makes cats resistant to falls is not just their relatively low terminal velocity. It's that they're very adept at landing on their feet. If a cat lands on its head its going to die the same as most other animals will.
>That's how it works for everything. That's how physics works.
What the fuck do you mean. Intuitively, most things die when they hit the ground, not due to the shock of acceleration.
>most things die when they hit the ground
That's negative acceleration and it's just as lethal as positive acceleration.
No, that's the force of impact, not the shift of speed itself.
force = mass x acceleration
If a cat lands on its feet it survives. If it lands on its head it dies. Its mass hasn't changed so what happened? The value for acceleration changed. When the cat lands on its feet its able to change the distance over which its velocity changes and that greatly reduced the value of acceleration which reduces the amount of force.
idc if you're right or wrong you're being a pedantic autist
>you're being a pedantic autist
This is basic shit that is literally taught to children.
why isn't it mass that kills the cat then. it's also in the equation. or are you going to cop out and say it's all three. might as well work in every single law of the universe that connects to it as well. gravity killed the cat.
They don't want you to know this, but all the deaths and injuries from falls are caused by air friction. We've all been conditioned to believe it's these other forces, but it's just so they can keep the secrets of friction control for themselves.
Skydivers? Friction-cancelling suits.
Bungee Jumpers? The bungee rope is actually grounding the jumper literally so that air friction doesn't kill them.
It's all Big Air.
Man are you desperate. You know that your initial claim doesn't check out and now you're trying to frame acceleration as taking up the roll of force to grasp at your straw.
It's so rival males don't mate with her. She's fine btw.
Aren’t all his rivals on the floor after throwing them all off the tree to get to her? He literally just dropped the girl into a mating ball.
the female won't die from that fall
you could probably throw one of these from a building and they'll be fine
bugs are so light they're not going to die from falling out of a tree
steal beams cant melt bug fuel
The old breed n flip
>erotic rpg has unique methods of fast travel
Like a used cumrag tossed to the corner of the room
>literally pumping and dumping
>what all women deserve.webm
>see guys? lowly insects treat females like shit that means its hecking based!
incels literally identify with insects lmao
Insects are higher than women on the value list. At least they do something useful.
women identify with animals and thats why they fuck anyone but their partner
Insects have an extremely varied spectrum of sex relation from females eating their walking sperm dispensers to males having harems full of cumdumps like that
yeah it's called yellow fever
Uh so they just happened to have 4 sets of cameras swarming the tree that somehow perfectly captured the unscripted rape scene step by step?
No, the beetle is a paid actor.
Some parts of the BBC nature docs can take years to make because they leave several cameras around in places where they expect certain creatures to show up and just leave them filming for years. Using the footage they create what David calls 'a movie', often truthfully, sometimes clipped together from different shots of different animals creating the illusion of one animal because you can't tell the difference. Sometimes to round out an episode they will film animals in captivity without saying so in the documentary itself, only mentioning it elsewhere in smallprint. Either way you are given real footage of animals really doing what they do, sometimes cobbled together to create a story that isn't really happening, but based on what really happens, if only they could capture it all at once. For example, you might be shown a story of a gazelle being hunted by lionesses only for one of the lionesses making a clumsy mistake, alerting the gazelle who escapes, with David mentioning that 9 out of 10 hunts end in failure. Really that perfect shot of the lionesses all grouped together near the camera happened in March and that perfect shot of a gazelle becoming alert and running away happened in Octoboer but, put together, they create a story that has really happened countless times.
it's just cgi'd
Looks like they used prop for the falling shots
Congratulations, anon. You just figured out these "best animal documentaries eva" have a lot of bullshit in them. Yes, they rig the shit out of it. Half the time they're shooting on a set.
>these apes are extremely violent and territorial due to climate change and in no way related to us fucking with them with cameras and shit, were actually really far out, so far that the rillas definitely dont hear us lugging 200 pound cameras around and crunching all around the temperate forest floor
thanks attenborough! ill make sure to sell my car and live in a pod now!
Bro, that's some bondage fairies shit
>this shit is older than the fucking zoomers posting here now
Take me back in time.
I never look at people in the eye
man, that stuff is like 20 fap-years old for me.
>be around 9 years old something
>go to local library after school
>out of curiosity pick up a book about the history of manga and anime
>starts with astroboy and is overall very kid friendly.
>about 100 pages in whole chapter dedicated to hentai, including god damn bondage fairies
>a whole page dedicated to the panels where a frigging hamster is boning a fairy lady
That shit burned itself into my pre-pubescent mind so deeply that I still remember it vividly.
I remember back when I was young, I showed my mom a picture I found on the SA forums of a manga cover from what I thought was "RoboCook". I thought "RoboCook? Haha, that's so funny. Mom will think this is hilarious"
Turns out I misread "RoboCock" and it was a hentai
Id like to see that image
I repressed these memories. Thanks for bringing them back.
the good ol' pump 'n' dump. or like the youngsters say.
>breed 'n' jeet
Bugs are gross.
t. son of a beetle
Don't worry anon, I'm sure your father will come back after he finds that one perfect carton of milk for you someday
Why would you fuck a bug then throw her off the tree?
At least you can talk.
Fuck you anon, I wanted to say that
She was asking for it
>Suck's Fuck and Chuck
>fuck and chuck
Is this a joke? Is there a TV show called Big Black Cock?
people werent joking when they said the UK is cucked
T.most intelligent American
>has an entire tv station called BBC
>its the americans that are dumb
I forgot to mention at the end of my post but I am transgender (mtf) btw.
>RIGHT, DONE NOW
>Hurls female off the tree
That was pretty funny. Lower lifeforms are living shitposts.
>We've reached Athens. Get your things and get out!
does that even kill it? i never understood how gravity works with things like these smoll bugs that seem both extremely fragile and invulnerable at the same time
she's fine, not nearly dense enough to suffer any damage from that height. plus she has that carapace that takes the force of the blow
The camera men should be arrested for not stopping the rape
>rape, defloration, impregnation, ryona
>She's probably wondering why you would IMPREGNANT a woman before throwing her from a free
A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A LITTLE BUG
IF I TOOK THAR CARAPACE OFF WOULD YOU DIE?
Skeet and yeet.
>Pump n dump
>Breed n yeet
>Fuck n chuck
snog and flog
>give amnesia to forget the trauma
>alien species are attractive to humans
Why are these christmas decorations eating each other?
to survive, nice xmas onahole tho
WhT are these? They look so cool.
>product is advertised as "gamer"
>yeah well MY jellyfish has RGB lights!
>the blue lights make it run cooler
That is amazing.
>game tasks you to escort an innocent NPC
>"HE'S AUDISDIK LOL IDNT HE CUUUTE"
as someone who's worked with autistic people all my life, he's high functioning at the VERY worst. his mannerisms, especially the amount of eye contact, make it crystal clear he's not.
Yeah, I hate this stupid gay shit. People don’t realize actual autistic people are like screeching retarded apes. It takes a patient person to deal with autistic kids.
I just moved into a house and there's an adult autistic dude a couple houses down, he literally shouts and swings back and forth on a hammock, even in the middle of winter. I honestly didn't realize autism got that bad, I figured at that point it was considered something completely different. I guess that's why it's a spectrum or whatever.
its a chick LARPing as a femboy, a reverse chud. Theres a ton of whores on tiktok pretending to be autistic, like that ginger one who was famous. But if they met an actual autist, they would probably recoil and treat them like dirt like the worthless cunts they are.
m8, female to male trannies exist. There's no such thing as a "reverse chud".
woudlnt that be someone being cured of mental illness and going back to their original form
Wait autists CAN'T look others in the eye? I'm like 99% sure I'm an aspie yet I have no trouble maintaining eye contact with people I talk to.
Then you're not really an autist. You're just slightly retarded is all. An actual autist avoids eye contact like the plague.
not all autists cant make eye contact, some autists LAZER you in the eye, generally not a good metric
autistic people would never look you in the eye. video is all fake
He's having "eye contact" with the camera, genius
Its his mom recording, i've seen their other videos and hes obviously very bad. It's pretty sick that she whores him out for youtube clout.
she probably whores him out to her friends too
Gabe looks like a gay.
BEACHES AND SHORES
These “people” are like dogs. A dogs mind trapped in a human frame.
Whatta shame tho. Have a good looking kid but he’s a retard. Makes it twice as hard *click clack* to put them down.
I hate these "lol I hab da autismo, isn't that cute?" kind of videos
God I wish I could swap bodies with him. I'm ugly and a retard so I can't minmax.
He's not even retarded, he's just a quirky twink trying to get big on tiktok
>party members try to stop enemy boss grab attack
>Giant enemy is actually a pushover.
poor bear just wants to sleep
>You're too slo---AAAACK!
It looked like the one on the right won. Why did he flee.
Nothing left to prove.
Did you forget that hedgehogs have backlash?
One on the right attacked so he damaged himself while wasting energy on that attack while the one on the left barely felt anything and didn't waste any energy
why the fuck did he do it?
I want to slip into that bear gooch
hedgehogs are autistic rats
the voyage home
>Enemies are bullet sponges.
Reptiles are assholes.
He's just incredibly horny
that's one chonky cat holy shit
>that restrained slap to make it fuck off
Anyone remember what that comic where some dude is transported to a hive complex and slowly transforms to an insect and then goes back in time to abduct his earlier self is called?
It might have originated in Ganker, it had that mspaint style if I remember correctly.
Thank you anon
>friendly NPC's have OHKO moves
how did he got knocked out cold in an instant like that?
It's fake for instagram upvotes, in the full video he gets up and starts laughing
Even if fake in this case, could an electric eel do something like this, or are they too mild?
The stories about electric eels killing horses are true. They can kill a human too.
eels can produce enough volts and amps to kill a human in right conditions like how a small amount of current can but dont expect them to fry a person
going fram by frame the fish didnt touch him
>woman continues to film and wait for someone ells to help
The fish hit the nose of the guy when it tried to get the food. And that fish, a pirarucu, is pure muscle. No electricity, the one that is electric has a roundish face and really jumps out of the water when it want to discharge onto something.
>guy didnt know the fish was natty and got a concussion trying to be fancy.
that was great, thanks anon
wow its been a while
>enemy can deal spirit damage
>enemy attacks can hit you through walls
>you can deal spirit damage too
Up until my mid 20s, i never looked at pics online so mind rape is exclusively how i jerked.
i'm at the point were I found these types of women pitiable. They act like this because they're so insecure with themselves that they take everything as a slight against them. She'll probably be crying for hours when she gets home and I find that really fucking sad
anon she was acting like that to frame him to ruin his life
Their entire fucking generation is like that
Boomers as a generation are used to everything handed to them on a silver platter and can't cope with younger generations putting up with their entitled bullshit
What did I just read
Something very very ancient
I'm surprised someone has a copy of the entire thing lying around
I'm pretty sure the one I have buried in my hard drives is worse quality than this, so thanks
>tank puts all their points into evasion
honestly impressive that he spilled so little beer.
>guy only comes over once the woman is knocked over
>enemy deals psychic damage
>do you feel in charge?
>that fear in his eyes
HA stupid cat
>party members have a say in your build choice
10/10. monkeys should be the only acceptable pets
You dint get a monkey to have a pet, you get a monkey to have a bro
this, you get them as a bro and to get back your ex
Jesus fuck, /b/ humor evolved into faggy IG humor. Did not stand the test of time at all.
>enemies can get funky
he could do well in the REEEE it's a wyvern! thread
>enemies can taunt each other
>enemy is part of the environment until aggro'd
>even had blood on his jaw
What is always so funny about this one is how slowly the mouth closes around the head.
That combined with its constant smug expression
It's just fantastic, makes me laugh every time
>enemies can travel back in time
I thought I was having a mental breakdown for a sec and watched the webm before I saw your comment and realized what I was watching.
>action game has a stealth section
What kind of gay door is that?
What animal is that?
You an alien?
Looks like a fox
>companions can steal your items
cheeky bastard. I love birds so much.
>enemy was cloned by Frylock
>companions don't know what your items do but still use them
>enemies can heal from your rare items
>enemies abuse the game's glitches
>using a teammates 1 seated air vehicle to capture the flag
>overhealing causes negative side effects
That gif is amusing but never fails to make me feel bad too, cat seems so guilty and worried, doesn't get it's a tiktok prank. Pranking animals and small children with something innocuous to adult can really fuck with them.
>enemy has weakpoint that stuns him
my cat would just eat.
>high level enemies are just reskinned versions of low level enemies
Ahh get over it.
They put extra food in the bowl and this particular cat was weird about it.
Complain about something like:
if you have to, but the other ne was fine
>enemies can be romanced
>boss enemies from level 1 are only a nuisance in endgame
There is a good joke somewhere in there but the second part would be a woman thing.
>sequel is as good as the original
women would just selfishly kill an animal.
completely different body language
Is that his son?
Yeah. Steve's daughter and son also work with animals.
Nah that shit is like the tlou2 ending.
You are telling me the one time time-machine use people would use to travel back in time to avenge Steve only to realize it would not be in his interest.
That's a woman moment.
NTA but he is right. A man would sing >violence breeds violence, but in the end it has to be this way
and shot that thing into thousand pieces or just travel a little further back in time to save Steve.
>just travel a little further back in time to save Steve.
the entire point is taking the guy out before he kills steve
Fuck me, it's been a while since I belly laughed but the fucking yeet at the end caught me off guard
the way it spins in the air in the frozen position is peak comedy
>the weak should fear the strong
>your favorite RPG has ridiculous mods, including romanceable NPCs
>ugly bastard NTR
The bald cat is female and the furry cat is male, so it's a female ugly bastard groping an attractive young guy.
I thought that was some sort of hairless rat or Guinea pig
>enemies are dicks to each other for seemingly no reason
Enemies can grab you out of nowhere
>every YouTube version of this video has peak viewership / often replayed during the pantyshot
Things that make you think..
>game has analog dabbing
Escape from Tarkov cheater
>companions are capable of intelligent decision making and consequences
that's pretty cool if not faked
>companions get into adventures off-screen
Honestly this cat was super lucky. If it had run, it would have become a fireball. Good thing the fur was thick and probably wet, so it didn't feel pain and try to run from the fire.
>dog immediately stops fucking with the cat and shows genuine concern
>enemies can intimidate
Are those whales or dolphins, i.e. rapists?
looks like a beluga
Ugh, good thing there is no way for the kids to fall in.
that's all I've got
I love Ganker animal threads
I remember that video from the top, he's German and those are Syrian and Turkish illegals. It's hilarious to me the White saviour complex.
I don’t get why you call it a white saviour complex, maybe he just thought he was doing a nice thing regardless or race.
milk truck arive lil coons beep beep
>game has timetravel
>game has timetravel ethics as central theme
He is a stronger man than I.
>game has jumpscares
what the fuck, that's just mean
it's a fucking animal, it expects to get ambushed at all times
Top fucking kek I've never seen a cat so terrified, poor little thing could have given it a heart attack.
scariest thing is having that as your owner
>always crazy old women torturing cats on these webms
Humans do that shit to each other too. Humans, for whatever reason, have evolved to love scaring each other as a prank and we love doing it to animals almost as much as each other.
>and we love doing it to animals almost as much as each other.
no, only crazy people do that. scaring a defenseless animal that has no conception of what's actually dangerous is one of the most cowardly things you can do.
>scaring a defenseless animal that has no conception of what's actually dangerous is one of the most fun things you can do.
I agree. What's the problem?
I bet you're a chud too
who are you quoting?
Newfag, holy shit.
>newfag calling others newfag
shiggy diggy doo
If you've never seen somebody greentext like that, this is your first year on Ganker. I don't give a shit if you went on encyclopedia dramatica and stocked up on a bunch of dated memes.
>game has weird physics
>party members can revive you
>Party members compete with each other
corvids are king of the birds. Magpies are the only bird species that can identify that it's looking at itself when it's staring at a mirror
>Game has a fishing minigame
Based Corvid appreciatior
>game has climbing in mech cutscene to get you hyped
Christ, they're like fat ugly dogs. I should really stop eating pork.
That's a good one
The Ukrainian drafting machine
>game has raytracing
>even the most discusting enemy has something cute about them
Why would I cry for some slav tardfight? You can have your proxywar in Ganker and 4chan.
>Game has optional snowboarding sequence
Bugs are disgusting. Someday they should've wiped out, for ethnic cause.
This. Fuck bugs, especially Ants. Just fuck them.
>Minigames are challenging
>Enemy AI can learn to complete them
>you need to bring a specific companion to avoid an instantdeath
>good control allows you to beat counter units with the unit they're supposed to counter
>16 Year old cat
Always cool when you get that one old OP character for a battle or two (or 8 in this case).
>game won't let you fail QTEs
What the FUCK was his problem?
I was talking more about the Rato. Why stick your head out?
He was sure he's going to win because his speed was superior
Animals are very stupid. A half second later and they've already completely forgotten there's something dangerous they need to avoid.
Rats are fairly smart so I assume that rat was already wounded or suffered some head trauma (likely from the dog) and was confused or highly panicked about the situation.
because he wanted to leave
>NPCs have problems beating minigames
should've tried the square hole
ravenGOD realizes that the game is rigged and throws a temper tantrum to assert dominance over the game.
>black chimps out
It goes in the square hole
>Enemies can interact with environment
literal animals are more suited to human society than Blacks
>when these stupid fucking apes kill eachother in 10 years, WE'RE going to need to be the ones to deal with all this fucking plastic
some small towns even have food dispensers that give the birds a treat every time they bring a piece of plastic or metal. It's like if the machine detects the correct material the bird gets a little snack- conditions the birds to pick up the little pieces of trash we may not even see
>turning birds into wagies
Didn't they have to upgrade every trash can in the city because the birds have figured out the scam and transfer trash between cans to game the system
>Game has factions
>NPC's can cause faction wars
STALKER does this
>dog companions warn you when there's fighting going on
>you can keep playing the game after the bad ending, but its a doomed world
Enemies somehow fail QTE despite overwhelming odds
>metroid escape sequence
>game has oddly satisfying eating animations
>game has religion
>you meet the god of said religion
>it's an animal webm thread on Ganker -day
>you're able to go back and take on enemies that gave you trouble in the early game
much better than yet another 4chan thread
>game allows you to use drugs
>enemies are indistinguishable
>posts 2 animals with clear differences
I never confuse them as the same animal but I don't know which is which.
If they fick would the baby be a Crocogator or an Allidile?
They can't produce offspring
How would you know?
To answer the naming question, one name will be used depending on which sex each animal was. For example Crocogator could be used when a male crocodile and female alligator have hypothetical babies, and Allidile for female crocodile and male alligator. Doesn't happen with this particular pairing, but that's how the naming conventions work.
I thought alligators were generally MUCH larger than crocodiles?
I genuinely didn't think there was a single type of crocodile that was bigger than an American Gator
in America even the reptiles are obese
thats a caiman youre thinking of
But that's only like 25% larger than an AVERAGE Gator.
Have you seen a man 25% taller than the average?
It's like saying French people are all twice the size of other western Europeans because Andre the Giant was French.
What? No? I'm saying a guy 25% taller than the average is huge.
My point was that a single statistical outlier doesn't count
Still taller than the average of his species.
Saltwater crocs mog alligators, sorry anon
The average alligator is 4.5m long?
LO LONG GAY BOWSER
alligators are fatter and their mouth is shaped like a U or a shoe.
crocodiles are generally more slender but can be fat depending on how well theyre eating and their mouths are V or I shaped. gators crunch and crocodiles snap, and both can death roll.
>game has worse than death bad ends
>chilling with your cougar GF as a hostage
>she occasionally jumps on you and purrs and bites the back of your neck
>brings you fresh deer to eat with her in her cave
NPCs suddenly fight each other
There's lots of cats where I live and every spring and summer it must be a goddamn warzone out there with how often I hear this exact yeowling and sometimes actual fighting going on.
>game has evil horse
I saw a bull do this. It was really cold and the bull had just been squaring off with another bull and must have gotten his blood boiling that he had steam coming off of him. He looked like a cartoon.
>game has random encounters
>game has dating mechanic
>glass canon builds are meta
how do you die to snails
>enemy casts permanent debuff
they could not put an end to his suffering?
most people can't come to terms with suicide / assisted suicide because it contradicts their views on existence.
YOU MUST LIVE AS LONG AS POSSIBLE EVEN IF YOUR EXISTENCE IS SUFFERING
retarded take imo
Such a pity.
I believe they poison water supplies
There's a sea snail that's notorious for being one of the most venomous things you can fuck with, but I'm guessing this is some kind of horrible disease from drinking water that these snails have been in or something.
they carry parasites that cause schisto
>More than one person a day fucks with hippos enough to get mauled to death by one
there are billions of "people" in africa
>enemy will pursue you until slain
The Greeks didn't call them "The River Horse" as a joke.
What the fuck is a roundworm and how the fuck does it kill so many people?
parasites don't give a fuck
>Is shit as assassinating
Enemies get revenge on aggro
>game has dancing
Enemy gets stunlocked and confused
>game has unusual mounts
>game has strogging scene
>game punishes you if you steal
>companion can betray you
They always beat the animals to get them to perform like this
Huh. Looks like negative reinforcement works.
As a piece of useless trivia for the day, the positive/negative punishment/reinforcement idea takes four forms:
Positive reinforcement: the application of a pleasant stimulus to encourage behaviour, like giving a pet treats to teach it tricks.
Negative reinforcement: the removal of an aversive stimulus to encourage behaviour, like an alarm clock. Hit the button to shut that fucker up.
Positive punishment: the application of an aversive stimulus to discourage behaviour, like spraying a cat with water or bopping a dog with a newspaper.
Negative punishment: the removal of a pleasant stimulus to discourage behaviour, like how parents might take away toys when the child is in trouble.
Armed with this useless information, you too can now be an asshole to people who couldn't possibly care less about any of this.
that's expected of a good owner
>has never had a pet in his life
look at the snout of the dog on the left. You can see the "chin" snap in and out. Its obviously some chink that forgot to turn of her chin filter because she was too busy beating her dogs
A retard on Ganker is wrong again, who would have thought? Dogs can listen to you like that without beating them.
lol at the AI trying to apply filters in the 3rd dog at 0:23
If safety is (most likely) being put in your kidnapper's house, for them to (probably) lay worms inside of you that will eat you alive as you are paralyzed, sure.
>game lets you customize your character's hairstyle
Party member betrays you
I fucking hate these people
that dumb, retarded piece of shit dog was biting everyone else except the dog attacking him. imagine keeping these retarded creatures in your household and wasting money on them
NPC ignores laws of physics
>party members buy their own equipment
Aww that Grandma smile at the end was nice.
She's just thinking how delicious it would be
Fake. How could the dog possibly know whether it needed to wait for change or not?
You can train a child to do this and therefore can train a dog to do this.
>You can train a child
No you can't. Nobody how many times I beat my kid he doesn't come back with correct change when I send him off to buy cigarettes.
>the game has a modern standart protagonist