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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >safety
    He’s gonna eat that lil’ fella

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Worse

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sexo?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Plant it's eggs inside it and the larvae will eat it from the inside before bursting out of it's body.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            hot

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >YWN get your butt forcibly raped by a giant human-sized wasp
            Why even live?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              stop liking bug women.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Bug women
                Right... Anthro bug women... That was certainly what I meant.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What are the swirly things for?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                it's incense

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's a mosquito coil. You light it and it smolders, releasing a mosquito insecticide that kills and repels them.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Shut up Luka

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              t.Bug Island translator

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Bug Island
                Never heard of that. Porn or what?
                If you don't wanna spoonfeed, I'll try to google it later. Couldn't find anything with simple googling

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'm sure I've read this exact comment before

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Does anyone else remember that one comic people used to post on /b/ all the time with the girl who fell in love with a fly and the fly lays eggs in her and at the end she bursts open and her babies eat her corpse?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Game has glory kill animations.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      did it rape the other beetle before dumping it off the tree? wtf

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he impregnated a girl then threw her away

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Will larva grow out of the corpse or what's even the logic behind this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He wants her out of his pad. The fall will do nothing to her.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The instinct to flip other bugs is too strong to resist. He’s been flipping males off his tree all day

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's just a moronic insect that mainly does shit off instinct, and it's instinct is to remove other beatles from its territory, even females it just dominated. The female will live from that fall.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        did it rape the other beetle before dumping it off the tree? wtf

        Why would you frick a bug then throw her off the tree?

        >Climb 20 meters for beetle dicky
        >Fight through other males
        >b***h is playing hard to get
        Male beetle did nothing wrong.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Two kings climb a huge ass tree
          >One of them must fall
          Bros this is just like real life, what are we even fighting for?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You know anything mouse size and smaller can fall from any height and live? That fall does nothing to them

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Even cats can at some extent. They have a good chance of actually surviving being dropped from a plane since their terminal velocity is not fatal. What usually kills them is acceleration

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >What usually kills them is acceleration
            That's how it works for everything. That's how physics works.

            What makes cats resistant to falls is not just their relatively low terminal velocity. It's that they're very adept at landing on their feet. If a cat lands on its head its going to die the same as most other animals will.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >That's how it works for everything. That's how physics works.
              What the frick do you mean. Intuitively, most things die when they hit the ground, not due to the shock of acceleration.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >most things die when they hit the ground
                That's negative acceleration and it's just as lethal as positive acceleration.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No, that's the force of impact, not the shift of speed itself.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                force = mass x acceleration

                If a cat lands on its feet it survives. If it lands on its head it dies. Its mass hasn't changed so what happened? The value for acceleration changed. When the cat lands on its feet its able to change the distance over which its velocity changes and that greatly reduced the value of acceleration which reduces the amount of force.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                idc if you're right or wrong you're being a pedantic autist

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >you're being a pedantic autist
                This is basic shit that is literally taught to children.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                why isn't it mass that kills the cat then. it's also in the equation. or are you going to cop out and say it's all three. might as well work in every single law of the universe that connects to it as well. gravity killed the cat.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They don't want you to know this, but all the deaths and injuries from falls are caused by air friction. We've all been conditioned to believe it's these other forces, but it's just so they can keep the secrets of friction control for themselves.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                This.
                Skydivers? Friction-cancelling suits.
                Bungee Jumpers? The bungee rope is actually grounding the jumper literally so that air friction doesn't kill them.
                It's all Big Air.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Man are you desperate. You know that your initial claim doesn't check out and now you're trying to frame acceleration as taking up the roll of force to grasp at your straw.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's so rival males don't mate with her. She's fine btw.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Aren’t all his rivals on the floor after throwing them all off the tree to get to her? He literally just dropped the girl into a mating ball.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the female won't die from that fall
        you could probably throw one of these from a building and they'll be fine

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        bugs are so light they're not going to die from falling out of a tree

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        steal beams cant melt bug fuel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The old breed n flip

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      DICK
      YOU'RE FIRED

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >erotic rpg has unique methods of fast travel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Like a used cumrag tossed to the corner of the room

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >literally pumping and dumping

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >what all women deserve.webm

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >see guys? lowly insects treat females like shit that means its hecking based!
      incels literally identify with insects lmao

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Insects are higher than women on the value list. At least they do something useful.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        women identify with animals and thats why they frick anyone but their partner

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Insects have an extremely varied spectrum of sex relation from females eating their walking sperm dispensers to males having harems full of cumdumps like that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah it's called yellow fever

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Uh so they just happened to have 4 sets of cameras swarming the tree that somehow perfectly captured the unscripted rape scene step by step?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, the beetle is a paid actor.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Some parts of the BBC nature docs can take years to make because they leave several cameras around in places where they expect certain creatures to show up and just leave them filming for years. Using the footage they create what David calls 'a movie', often truthfully, sometimes clipped together from different shots of different animals creating the illusion of one animal because you can't tell the difference. Sometimes to round out an episode they will film animals in captivity without saying so in the documentary itself, only mentioning it elsewhere in smallprint. Either way you are given real footage of animals really doing what they do, sometimes cobbled together to create a story that isn't really happening, but based on what really happens, if only they could capture it all at once. For example, you might be shown a story of a gazelle being hunted by lionesses only for one of the lionesses making a clumsy mistake, alerting the gazelle who escapes, with David mentioning that 9 out of 10 hunts end in failure. Really that perfect shot of the lionesses all grouped together near the camera happened in March and that perfect shot of a gazelle becoming alert and running away happened in Octoboer but, put together, they create a story that has really happened countless times.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it's just cgi'd

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like they used prop for the falling shots

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Congratulations, anon. You just figured out these "best animal documentaries eva" have a lot of bullshit in them. Yes, they rig the shit out of it. Half the time they're shooting on a set.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          this
          >these apes are extremely violent and territorial due to climate change and in no way related to us fricking with them with cameras and shit, were actually really far out, so far that the rillas definitely dont hear us lugging 200 pound cameras around and crunching all around the temperate forest floor
          thanks attenborough! ill make sure to sell my car and live in a pod now!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, that's some bondage fairies shit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >this shit is older than the fricking zoomers posting here now
        Take me back in time.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >"HE'S AUDISDIK LOL IDNT HE CUUUTE"
          as someone who's worked with autistic people all my life, he's high functioning at the VERY worst. his mannerisms, especially the amount of eye contact, make it crystal clear he's not.

          I never look at people in the eye

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        man, that stuff is like 20 fap-years old for me.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >be around 9 years old something
        >go to local library after school
        >out of curiosity pick up a book about the history of manga and anime
        >starts with astroboy and is overall very kid friendly.
        >about 100 pages in whole chapter dedicated to hentai, including god damn bondage fairies
        >a whole page dedicated to the panels where a frigging hamster is boning a fairy lady

        That shit burned itself into my pre-pubescent mind so deeply that I still remember it vividly.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I remember back when I was young, I showed my mom a picture I found on the SA forums of a manga cover from what I thought was "RoboCook". I thought "RoboCook? Haha, that's so funny. Mom will think this is hilarious"
          Turns out I misread "Robowiener" and it was a hentai

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Id like to see that image

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I repressed these memories. Thanks for bringing them back.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the good ol' pump 'n' dump. or like the youngsters say.
      >breed 'n' jeet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bugs are gross.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        t. son of a beetle
        Don't worry anon, I'm sure your father will come back after he finds that one perfect carton of milk for you someday

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you frick a bug then throw her off the tree?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        At least you can talk.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you anon, I wanted to say that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She was asking for it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Suck's Frick and Chuck

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        heh

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >frick and chuck

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >alien species are attractive to humans

      >BBC
      Is this a joke? Is there a TV show called Big Black wiener?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        people werent joking when they said the UK is cucked

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        American moment

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        T.most intelligent American

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >has an entire tv station called BBC
          >its the americans that are dumb
          its conditioning

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I forgot to mention at the end of my post but I am transgender (mtf) btw.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >RIGHT, DONE NOW
      >Hurls female off the tree
      That was pretty funny. Lower lifeforms are living shitposts.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >We've reached Athens. Get your things and get out!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      does that even kill it? i never understood how gravity works with things like these smoll bugs that seem both extremely fragile and invulnerable at the same time

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        she's fine, not nearly dense enough to suffer any damage from that height. plus she has that carapace that takes the force of the blow

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The camera men should be arrested for not stopping the rape

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Foids BTFO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >rape, defloration, impregnation, ryona

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >She's probably wondering why you would IMPREGNANT a woman before throwing her from a free

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A LITTLE BUG

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          IF I TOOK THAR CARAPACE OFF WOULD YOU DIE?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Skeet and yeet.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sigma bug

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ROBERRRTTTTTTTTT

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Pump n dump
      >Breed n yeet
      >Frick n chuck
      lel

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        snog and flog

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fricking sigma

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >rape
      >give amnesia to forget the trauma

      hero

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >alien species are attractive to humans

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why are these christmas decorations eating each other?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        to survive, nice xmas onahole tho

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      WhT are these? They look so cool.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They're abominations.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They're abominations.

        >onaholes
        >abominations
        Women spotted

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Comb Jellies

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >product is advertised as "gamer"

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >yeah well MY jellyfish has RGB lights!
          >the blue lights make it run cooler

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That is amazing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game tasks you to escort an innocent NPC

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >"HE'S AUDISDIK LOL IDNT HE CUUUTE"
      as someone who's worked with autistic people all my life, he's high functioning at the VERY worst. his mannerisms, especially the amount of eye contact, make it crystal clear he's not.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I hate this stupid homosexual shit. People don’t realize actual autistic people are like screeching moronic apes. It takes a patient person to deal with autistic kids.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I just moved into a house and there's an adult autistic dude a couple houses down, he literally shouts and swings back and forth on a hammock, even in the middle of winter. I honestly didn't realize autism got that bad, I figured at that point it was considered something completely different. I guess that's why it's a spectrum or whatever.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >male
        its a chick LARPing as a femboy, a reverse troony. Theres a ton of prostitutes on tiktok pretending to be autistic, like that ginger one who was famous. But if they met an actual autist, they would probably recoil and treat them like dirt like the worthless c**ts they are.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          m8, female to male trannies exist. There's no such thing as a "reverse troony".

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            dumb Black person

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            woudlnt that be someone being cured of mental illness and going back to their original form

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        autistic people would never look you in the eye. video is all fake

        Wait autists CAN'T look others in the eye? I'm like 99% sure I'm an aspie yet I have no trouble maintaining eye contact with people I talk to.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Then you're not really an autist. You're just slightly moronic is all. An actual autist avoids eye contact like the plague.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          not all autists cant make eye contact, some autists LAZER you in the eye, generally not a good metric

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      autistic people would never look you in the eye. video is all fake

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's having "eye contact" with the camera, genius

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Its his mom recording, i've seen their other videos and hes obviously very bad. It's pretty sick that she prostitutes him out for youtube clout.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          she probably prostitutes him out to her friends too

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gabe looks like a homosexual.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      BEACHES AND SHORES

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      These “people” are like dogs. A dogs mind trapped in a human frame.
      Whatta shame tho. Have a good looking kid but he’s a moron. Makes it twice as hard *click clack* to put them down.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I hate these "lol I hab da autismo, isn't that cute?" kind of videos

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish I could swap bodies with him. I'm ugly and a moron so I can't minmax.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's not even moronic, he's just a quirky twink trying to get big on tiktok

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >party members try to stop enemy boss grab attack

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Giant enemy is actually a pushover.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      poor bear just wants to sleep

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >You're too slo---AAAACK!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It looked like the one on the right won. Why did he flee.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nothing left to prove.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Did you forget that hedgehogs have backlash?
            One on the right attacked so he damaged himself while wasting energy on that attack while the one on the left barely felt anything and didn't waste any energy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why the frick did he do it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I want to slip into that bear gooch

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hedgehogs are autistic rats

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the voyage home

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Moths>>>>Bees

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Enemies are bullet sponges.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Reptiles are buttholes.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah
        He's just incredibly horny

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's one chonky cat holy shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >that restrained slap to make it frick off

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    BUCK BUMBLE

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone remember what that comic where some dude is transported to a hive complex and slowly transforms to an insect and then goes back in time to abduct his earlier self is called?
    It might have originated in Ganker, it had that mspaint style if I remember correctly.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.plasticbrickautomaton.com/

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you anon

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >friendly NPC's have OHKO moves

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how did he got knocked out cold in an instant like that?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's fake for instagram upvotes, in the full video he gets up and starts laughing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's fake for instagram upvotes, in the full video he gets up and starts laughing

        Even if fake in this case, could an electric eel do something like this, or are they too mild?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The stories about electric eels killing horses are true. They can kill a human too.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          eels can produce enough volts and amps to kill a human in right conditions like how a small amount of current can but dont expect them to fry a person

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        going fram by frame the fish didnt touch him
        probably fake

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >woman continues to film and wait for someone ells to help

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The fish hit the nose of the guy when it tried to get the food. And that fish, a pirarucu, is pure muscle. No electricity, the one that is electric has a roundish face and really jumps out of the water when it want to discharge onto something.
      >guy didnt know the fish was natty and got a concussion trying to be fancy.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Classic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that was great, thanks anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wow its been a while

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >enemy can deal spirit damage

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >enemy attacks can hit you through walls

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >you can deal spirit damage too

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Up until my mid 20s, i never looked at pics online so mind rape is exclusively how i jerked.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i'm at the point were I found these types of women pitiable. They act like this because they're so insecure with themselves that they take everything as a slight against them. She'll probably be crying for hours when she gets home and I find that really fricking sad

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        anon she was acting like that to frame him to ruin his life

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Their entire fricking generation is like that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Boomers as a generation are used to everything handed to them on a silver platter and can't cope with younger generations putting up with their entitled bullshit

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What did I just read

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Something very very ancient
        I'm surprised someone has a copy of the entire thing lying around

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      lovecraftian

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure the one I have buried in my hard drives is worse quality than this, so thanks

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tank puts all their points into evasion

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      honestly impressive that he spilled so little beer.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >guy only comes over once the woman is knocked over

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >enemy deals psychic damage

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >do you feel in charge?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >that fear in his eyes
      HA stupid cat

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >party members have a say in your build choice

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      10/10. monkeys should be the only acceptable pets

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You dint get a monkey to have a pet, you get a monkey to have a bro

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You dint get a monkey to have a pet, you get a monkey to have a bro

        this, you get them as a bro and to get back your ex

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus frick, /b/ humor evolved into homosexual IG humor. Did not stand the test of time at all.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >enemies can get funky

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he could do well in the REEEE it's a wyvern! thread

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >enemies can taunt each other

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >enemy is part of the environment until aggro'd

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >even had blood on his jaw
      Environmental storytelling.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What is always so funny about this one is how slowly the mouth closes around the head.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That combined with its constant smug expression
        It's just fantastic, makes me laugh every time

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >enemies can travel back in time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I thought I was having a mental breakdown for a sec and watched the webm before I saw your comment and realized what I was watching.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >action game has a stealth section

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of gay door is that?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What animal is that?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You an alien?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like a fox

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >companions can steal your items

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cheeky bastard. I love birds so much.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >enemy was cloned by Frylock

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >companions don't know what your items do but still use them

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >enemies can heal from your rare items

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >enemies abuse the game's glitches

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >using a teammates 1 seated air vehicle to capture the flag

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >overhealing causes negative side effects

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That gif is amusing but never fails to make me feel bad too, cat seems so guilty and worried, doesn't get it's a tiktok prank. Pranking animals and small children with something innocuous to adult can really frick with them.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >enemy has weakpoint that stuns him

        my cat would just eat.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >high level enemies are just reskinned versions of low level enemies

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ahh get over it.
        They put extra food in the bowl and this particular cat was weird about it.
        Complain about something like:

        >game has jumpscares

        if you have to, but the other ne was fine

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >enemies can be romanced

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >boss enemies from level 1 are only a nuisance in endgame

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      TCCCHHH TCHH-ACK

      >game has timetravel
      >game has timetravel ethics as central theme

      There is a good joke somewhere in there but the second part would be a woman thing.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >sequel is as good as the original

        women would just selfishly kill an animal.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          completely different body language

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Is that his son?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah. Steve's daughter and son also work with animals.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nah that shit is like the tlou2 ending.
          You are telling me the one time time-machine use people would use to travel back in time to avenge Steve only to realize it would not be in his interest.
          That's a woman moment.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but he is right. A man would sing >violence breeds violence, but in the end it has to be this way
          and shot that thing into thousand pieces or just travel a little further back in time to save Steve.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >just travel a little further back in time to save Steve.
            the entire point is taking the guy out before he kills steve

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick me, it's been a while since I belly laughed but the fricking yeet at the end caught me off guard

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the way it spins in the air in the frozen position is peak comedy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the weak should fear the strong

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >your favorite RPG has ridiculous mods, including romanceable NPCs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sleazecore

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >inhale nanachi

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >ugly bastard NTR

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The bald cat is female and the furry cat is male, so it's a female ugly bastard groping an attractive young guy.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I thought that was some sort of hairless rat or Guinea pig

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Relevant link

      https://files.catbox.moe/wnxgck.zip

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >my precious

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >enemies are dicks to each other for seemingly no reason

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Enemies can grab you out of nowhere

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >every YouTube version of this video has peak viewership / often replayed during the pantyshot

      Things that make you think..

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game has analog dabbing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Escape from Tarkov cheater

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      YO!
      NOID!

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >companions are capable of intelligent decision making and consequences

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's pretty cool if not faked

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >companions get into adventures off-screen

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly this cat was super lucky. If it had run, it would have become a fireball. Good thing the fur was thick and probably wet, so it didn't feel pain and try to run from the fire.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >dog immediately stops fricking with the cat and shows genuine concern

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >enemies can intimidate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are those whales or dolphins, i.e. rapists?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        looks like a beluga

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >beluga
          >Genus: Delphinapterus
          Ugh, good thing there is no way for the kids to fall in.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that's all I've got
    I love Ganker animal threads

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I remember that video from the top, he's German and those are Syrian and Turkish illegals. It's hilarious to me the White saviour complex.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t get why you call it a white saviour complex, maybe he just thought he was doing a nice thing regardless or race.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      milk truck arive lil coons beep beep

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game has timetravel
    >game has timetravel ethics as central theme

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He is a stronger man than I.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game has jumpscares

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick, that's just mean

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Despicable.
        But funny

        it's a fricking animal, it expects to get ambushed at all times

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Top fricking kek I've never seen a cat so terrified, poor little thing could have given it a heart attack.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Despicable.
      But funny

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      scariest thing is having that as your owner

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >always crazy old women torturing cats on these webms

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Humans do that shit to each other too. Humans, for whatever reason, have evolved to love scaring each other as a prank and we love doing it to animals almost as much as each other.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >and we love doing it to animals almost as much as each other.
          no, only crazy people do that. scaring a defenseless animal that has no conception of what's actually dangerous is one of the most cowardly things you can do.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >scaring a defenseless animal that has no conception of what's actually dangerous is one of the most fun things you can do.
            I agree. What's the problem?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I bet you're a troony too

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        who are you quoting?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          newbie, holy shit.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >newbie calling others newbie
            shiggy diggy doo

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >no u
              If you've never seen somebody greentext like that, this is your first year on Ganker. I don't give a shit if you went on encyclopedia dramatica and stocked up on a bunch of dated memes.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game has weird physics

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >party members can revive you

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Party members compete with each other

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      corvids are king of the birds. Magpies are the only bird species that can identify that it's looking at itself when it's staring at a mirror

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Game has a fishing minigame

        Based Corvid appreciatior

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game has climbing in mech cutscene to get you hyped

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Christ, they're like fat ugly dogs. I should really stop eating pork.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's a good one

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Ukrainian drafting machine

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >game has raytracing

        [...]

        >>>/k/

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >even the most discusting enemy has something cute about them

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Cry

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Why would I cry for some slav tardfight? You can have your proxywar in /k/ and /misc/.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Cry more

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Goodbye piggy.

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Game has optional snowboarding sequence

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bugs are disgusting. Someday they should've wiped out, for ethnic cause.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. Frick bugs, especially Ants. Just frick them.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        gladly

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Minigames are challenging
    >Enemy AI can learn to complete them

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >you need to bring a specific companion to avoid an instantdeath

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >good control allows you to beat counter units with the unit they're supposed to counter

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >16 Year old cat
      Always cool when you get that one old OP character for a battle or two (or 8 in this case).

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game won't let you fail QTEs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What the FRICK was his problem?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        roid rage

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I was talking more about the Rato. Why stick your head out?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He was sure he's going to win because his speed was superior

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Animals are very stupid. A half second later and they've already completely forgotten there's something dangerous they need to avoid.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Rats are fairly smart so I assume that rat was already wounded or suffered some head trauma (likely from the dog) and was confused or highly panicked about the situation.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            because he wanted to leave

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >NPCs have problems beating minigames

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      should've tried the square hole

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Skill issue

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ravenGOD realizes that the game is rigged and throws a temper tantrum to assert dominance over the game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >black chimps out

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It goes in the square hole

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Enemies can interact with environment

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      literal animals are more suited to human society than Blacks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >when these stupid fricking apes kill eachother in 10 years, WE'RE going to need to be the ones to deal with all this fricking plastic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      some small towns even have food dispensers that give the birds a treat every time they bring a piece of plastic or metal. It's like if the machine detects the correct material the bird gets a little snack- conditions the birds to pick up the little pieces of trash we may not even see

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >turning birds into wagies

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't they have to upgrade every trash can in the city because the birds have figured out the scam and transfer trash between cans to game the system

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Game has factions
    >NPC's can cause faction wars
    STALKER does this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >dog companions warn you when there's fighting going on

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >you can keep playing the game after the bad ending, but its a doomed world

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Enemies somehow fail QTE despite overwhelming odds

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >metroid escape sequence

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game has oddly satisfying eating animations

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game has religion
    >you meet the god of said religion

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >it's an animal webm thread on Ganker -day

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >you're able to go back and take on enemies that gave you trouble in the early game

      much better than yet another /misc/ thread

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game allows you to use drugs

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >enemies are indistinguishable

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >posts 2 animals with clear differences
      >indistinguishable

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I never confuse them as the same animal but I don't know which is which.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If they fick would the baby be a Crocogator or an Allidile?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Crocodildo

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Not Crocodilator
          Almost

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They can't produce offspring

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          How would you know?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They can't produce offspring

        To answer the naming question, one name will be used depending on which sex each animal was. For example Crocogator could be used when a male crocodile and female alligator have hypothetical babies, and Allidile for female crocodile and male alligator. Doesn't happen with this particular pairing, but that's how the naming conventions work.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I thought alligators were generally MUCH larger than crocodiles?
      I genuinely didn't think there was a single type of crocodile that was bigger than an American Gator

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        in America even the reptiles are obese

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        thats a caiman youre thinking of

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nah

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          But that's only like 25% larger than an AVERAGE Gator.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Have you seen a man 25% taller than the average?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It's like saying French people are all twice the size of other western Europeans because Andre the Giant was French.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What? No? I'm saying a guy 25% taller than the average is huge.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                My point was that a single statistical outlier doesn't count

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Still taller than the average of his species.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Saltwater crocs mog alligators, sorry anon

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The average alligator is 4.5m long?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          LO LONG GAY BOWSER

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Saltwater crocodiles

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        alligators are fatter and their mouth is shaped like a U or a shoe.
        crocodiles are generally more slender but can be fat depending on how well theyre eating and their mouths are V or I shaped. gators crunch and crocodiles snap, and both can death roll.

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game has worse than death bad ends

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >worse

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >chilling with your cougar GF as a hostage
      >she occasionally jumps on you and purrs and bites the back of your neck
      >brings you fresh deer to eat with her in her cave

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        [Chair Clattering]

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    NPCs suddenly fight each other

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's lots of cats where I live and every spring and summer it must be a goddamn warzone out there with how often I hear this exact yeowling and sometimes actual fighting going on.

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game has evil horse

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      🙁

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I saw a bull do this. It was really cold and the bull had just been squaring off with another bull and must have gotten his blood boiling that he had steam coming off of him. He looked like a cartoon.

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game has random encounters

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game has dating mechanic

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >glass canon builds are meta

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how do you die to snails

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        lucky crits

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >enemy casts permanent debuff

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          they could not put an end to his suffering?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            most people can't come to terms with suicide / assisted suicide because it contradicts their views on existence.
            YOU MUST LIVE AS LONG AS POSSIBLE EVEN IF YOUR EXISTENCE IS SUFFERING
            moronic take imo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Freshwater snails
        Toxins probably

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Such a pity.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I believe they poison water supplies

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There's a sea snail that's notorious for being one of the most venomous things you can frick with, but I'm guessing this is some kind of horrible disease from drinking water that these snails have been in or something.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they carry parasites that cause schisto

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >More than one person a day fricks with hippos enough to get mauled to death by one

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        there are billions of "people" in africa

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >enemy will pursue you until slain

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The Greeks didn't call them "The River Horse" as a joke.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is a roundworm and how the frick does it kill so many people?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        parasites don't give a frick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Assassin Bug
      >Is shit as assassinating

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Enemies get revenge on aggro

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game has dancing

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Enemy gets stunlocked and confused

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game has unusual mounts

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game has strogging scene

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game punishes you if you steal

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >companion can betray you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They always beat the animals to get them to perform like this

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Huh. Looks like negative reinforcement works.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          As a piece of useless trivia for the day, the positive/negative punishment/reinforcement idea takes four forms:
          Positive reinforcement: the application of a pleasant stimulus to encourage behaviour, like giving a pet treats to teach it tricks.
          Negative reinforcement: the removal of an aversive stimulus to encourage behaviour, like an alarm clock. Hit the button to shut that fricker up.
          Positive punishment: the application of an aversive stimulus to discourage behaviour, like spraying a cat with water or bopping a dog with a newspaper.
          Negative punishment: the removal of a pleasant stimulus to discourage behaviour, like how parents might take away toys when the child is in trouble.
          Armed with this useless information, you too can now be an butthole to people who couldn't possibly care less about any of this.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that's expected of a good owner
        >has never had a pet in his life
        sad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They always beat the animals to get them to perform like this

      look at the snout of the dog on the left. You can see the "chin" snap in and out. Its obviously some chink that forgot to turn of her chin filter because she was too busy beating her dogs

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        A moron on Ganker is wrong again, who would have thought? Dogs can listen to you like that without beating them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      lol at the AI trying to apply filters in the 3rd dog at 0:23

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If safety is (most likely) being put in your kidnapper's house, for them to (probably) lay worms inside of you that will eat you alive as you are paralyzed, sure.

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game lets you customize your character's hairstyle

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >filename
      heh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He bussin

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Party member betrays you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking hate these people

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that dumb, moronic piece of shit dog was biting everyone else except the dog attacking him. imagine keeping these moronic creatures in your household and wasting money on them

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    NPC ignores laws of physics

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >party members buy their own equipment

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Aww that Grandma smile at the end was nice.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She's just thinking how delicious it would be

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fake. How could the dog possibly know whether it needed to wait for change or not?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You can train a child to do this and therefore can train a dog to do this.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >You can train a child
          No you can't. Nobody how many times I beat my kid he doesn't come back with correct change when I send him off to buy cigarettes.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Skill issue.

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the game has a modern standart protagonist

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

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