"patch notes for the next update of Real Life"

"patch notes for the next update of Real Life"

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nerfed Russia again

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely nothing done to address the massive pay to win problem

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit Ganker thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >people having fun is reddit
      holy fucking shit you need to go back

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reddit post
        Reddit thread

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who's line posting is older than you are

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Israel palastine event drops
    >choose a side and battle for glory of god in the desert
    >added hostage negotiation mini-game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hospitals now have underground tunnels that let fast travel to other areas

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    -readding trump by popular demand

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ignore the homosexual, they didn't experience WLIIA threads

      >hospitals now have underground tunnels that let fast travel to other areas

      Reddit replies
      Go back tourists

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Previous poll was botted, this time he'll win

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ignore the homosexual, they didn't experience WLIIA threads

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Found out they nerfed penis size again."

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Smells like Reddit

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THINGS YOU CAN SAY ABOUT VIDYA GAMES BUT NOT YOUR WIFE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like to watch other guys have fun with them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I didn't expect it to finish so quickly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      at least the newer ones are easier to beat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mom! You said I could play if I did the dishes!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are there so many black guys in this thing?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best $20 I've ever spent!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Looks a little dated. How about a remake?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    r/Ganker thread

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Put me in the Reddit screencap for Reddit thanks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine sitting in thread constantly waiting for the cool down and captcha to just passive aggressively whine. At least be a man and spam pictures.

      THINGS YOU CAN SAY ABOUT VIDYA GAMES BUT NOT YOUR WIFE

      More fun with friends

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did Whose Line ever do to you?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Newfag wanting to blend in by shitting up a thread format he's seen on iFunny/Reddit/cancer social media

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Plebbit thread

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fixed an AI loop that was causing African intelligence to be higher than intended.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >impossible achievements added for hardcore players
    >completion rate is always >1%
    Why do devs do this

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ali women are now 6 feet on average
    Increased muscle mass
    Men strength multiplier reduced to 1.2

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Posts that make you say “they really need to go back”

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw them live and Greg Proops kept calling us all (the audience) rednecks 🙁 yes I have fucked my cousin(s) so those ones cut especially deep and felt like he was talking specifically to me.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Philipino people are now yellow like simpsons people

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Removed bitcoin glitch making infinite money.
    Removed NPC_Behavior27512 for causing behavior problems
    Deleted *even more* alien content for "not being realistic enough"

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Removed black "people"

    Added new monster: Black demihuman

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    - race war event cancelled due to lack of interest from player characters
    - npc looting and raping event extended because of the above event being cancelled
    - cats are still the most op animal class so coyotes are getting a 1.5x aggro range buff to try to increase the danger of choosing this class
    - increased likelihood of california hurricanes due to positive feedback from players who attended the beta event
    - fish will no longer spawn near china due to abusive powerleveling of the fishing skill
    - grass growth rates reduced by 25%

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