Pathfinder Kingmaker

My 9 INT wife

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's only intelligent women

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >want to replay
    >remember everything past act 2
    >don't make it past the install button

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not 8 INT
    into the trash

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >9 INT
    >19 CON
    >blonde
    She's literally a bimbo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bimbos are supposed to be attractive, not have that ugly ass manjaw

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the fuck up homosexual

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Wants to fuck woman that looks like a man
          >Calls me a homosexual

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >sees men in attractive women
            Yeah you're a gay homosexual homosexual.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

              [...]


              lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny cause they made it bigger

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The image on the right is better sadly, Valerie being portrayed as a very good looking blonde in the game and so she decides to cut her hair short in a boyish style to prevent being drooled on by every man crossing her path. The left side is over done to uglify her clearly.
          Anyway Valerie is an amazing waifu and if you build her right she's a power house too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      9int is above average anon. 8 is the average human for all stats

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        humans start with 10 in all stats

        So you're saying that Amiri is smarter than her? And Nok-Nok?

        yes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well in that case your INT is even lower than Valerie's.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sorry, your waifu is dumber than a goblin (at least he's a very smart goblin)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Except they don't. Human PCs in the point buy system do. The typical generic human NPC has the stat range of 6-12.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the most fun part about this game so far is the downtime between the bullshit main quests so i can build up my kingdom, explore, do companion quests and get flooded with artisan items

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never change Ganker
    waifu thread instantly devolving into two Gankerirgins getting too invested in yelling at each other instead of talking about the thread kek

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the game allows you to mod any character portrait
    >instead of doing so, autists are crying about the ugly portraits

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did do that yes
      https://www.nexusmods.com/pathfinderkingmaker/mods/149
      Won't stop me from complaining about the actual portrait

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You WILL smash the Nymphussy for the best ending
    and you will be happy

    Went for that on my first playthrough since non of the available romances were interesting to me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But I don't want to fuck the Baldur's Gate 3 narrator

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is sex with a Nymph like ? I'm sure there is official Paizo material that describes how it is.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care about her but I enjoy killing the meme king, thank god for bag of tricks so I can romance the twins while also getting the secret edning

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >enjoy killing the meme king
        But he is one of the best parts about KM.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, he's a great villain, so? I still want to kill him

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My first encounter was memorable for many reasons.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >villain
            he did nothing wrong though, why would i want to kill him?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What do you get out of simping for a giant fireball that isn't even going to fuck you?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's the best villain from both games but that just makes killing him more satisfying

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Crazy that the best ending of the game is you fuck the antagonist and you create a kingdom that's pretty much heaven on earth.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw she was a hard lesson in not letting your cock guide you

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any tips for beneath the stolen lands standalone? Is it exactly like the wotr version?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a pretty straighforward dungeon crawl. Final boss can be a complete bitch though depending on your builds.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what about skill checks? which skills are useful? I assume perception/knowledge/lore but what about athletics and mobility and the like? Aside from combat reasons

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Perception is a must if you want to unlock the "true" final boss. Lore skills are useful too, I don't remember any athletics or mobility checks. Honestly just use a guide, in typical Owlcat fashion it's a bit convoluted.

          Tranny obsessed company

          Thanien is a retard that's barely tolerated at Owlcat because of how obnoxious he is. He's the main one that pushes for all the pozz.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Thanien is a retard that's barely tolerated at Owlcat
            And he is still working there
            With people that think similarly without a doubt.
            Reply to me when he is fired. Meanwhile shush.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tranny obsessed company

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't 8 supposed to be "average" in D&D/PF?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      10~11 is average, with zero modifiers.
      8~9 gives you a -1 on rolls ability score rolls.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      10-11 is the assumed "average" for a common person, heroic character would be 12-13, at least from 3e forward.
      Prior to that, 8-9 would've been considered the average for commoners, and 10-11 for adventurers.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >LE romance twins
    >CN demon -> legend romance Arue
    >Crime lord hiveworld romance Cassia
    Ah yes it's gaming time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's too bad that the goats have so little content.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If they had more they would mog even harder

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >little

        That's an understatement. Kalikke has like 1/3 of the conversations Kanerah has, and the "threesome" amounts to a single conversation + ending slide.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So why are they shilled so much?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            waifufags

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because they're still great and no amount of cope about little content will ever change that

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            coomers

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, 50% of the people posting on a given game have never actually played it.
            It's like people who claim Octavia "cucks" you with other men, when in fact, except for Regongar, she doesn't. She is shit testing you in order to find out whether you'll be a control freak (in her mind).
            That's generally the point of all the companion storylines - they have personal issues, and you fix them by NOT allowing them to indulge in them.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              stfu dumb coomer

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jaethal outclasses all the others

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jaethal on Kingmaker and Wendu on WoTR is the only way to go.

      Esteemed fellow Jaethal gothbros. It's always a pleasure gentlemen.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >off model fanart
        into the trash ot goes

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Attributes aren't canon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are. Valerie is pretty fucking dumb and that 9 INT represents it perfectly, also despite her shitty portrait art which doesn't show it, she's stacked as fuck. According to multiple other characters in game she has huge tits, a fat ass and a generally thick body which represents her 19 CON.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        made for irovetti

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So you're saying that Amiri is smarter than her? And Nok-Nok?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stats are canon
    Then explain how Nok Nok has 12 WIS.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nok-Nok is pretty wise though. Love this little fella.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They only like the twins because.. uhhh they didn't play the game!
    First time I see this cope

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're proving my point. Kanerah is well fleshed out, has as much content as other companions, and as much interactivity. Kalikke is a complete afterthought.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >has as much content as other companions
        dead wrong. She's only good at being a treasurer

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, you have no idea what you're talking about. Their romance is short, but their questline, camp banter and interjections during the story are the same as every other character (minus the voice acting in the latter, they aren't voiced for some reason)
          Sick of this retarded meme

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good thing Kanerah is best girl then. Also good thing that Kalikke has banter and interjections just like her sister

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She has more reactivity lines then people expect, but like many cases of kingmaker, they are hard to post or need another party member. And while she has less romance dialogue , she still talks a lot as you advance the twins side story

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I romanced the twins and like them but they do lack content
      Ulbrig was a huge upgrade in terms of what a DLC should be

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        uh oh waifufag meltie incoming

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ulbrig was a huge upgrade in terms of what a DLC should be
        I agree. Only retards mad that they didn't get their pure virgin waifu seethe at Ulbrig

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can sense badly hidden waifufag tears from this post

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Praise Ulbrig
            >F-FUCKING WAIFUFAG
            >Shit on Ulbrig
            >F-FUCKING WAIFUFAG

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I liked Ulbrig, fun character, top tier bro and great theme.

          I just think he shouldn't have been romancable, it really skews with the already shit ratio the game has in terms of straight male options.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She has more reactivity lines then people expect, but like many cases of kingmaker, they are hard to post or need another party member. And while she has less romance dialogue , she still talks a lot as you advance the twins side story

      Also holy shit, someone keeping my screenshots from almost 4 years ago or naming their character Tiressias which I somewhat doubt

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to replay kingmaker, what are some must have mods

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All you really need is bag of tricks. Though I guess Call of the Wild if you want to fuck around with expanded classes and archetypes. Some of them are actually pretty fun.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jaethal on Kingmaker and Wendu on WoTR is the only way to go.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Jaethal on Kingmake
      I feel like two clerics in such a small cast is already too much.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good thing jaethal isnt a cleric

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And you would choose the grumpy suicidal dwarf over the Goth elven beauty because?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm reading about the Assassin class rework and it still sounds like shit. What's the point of invisibility when every fucking enemy past act 2 can see you anyway? What's the point of poison in a game where 95% of enemies are outright immune to it? What is Owlcat thinking?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The point is not to make it not shit it's to make it playable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think there's going to be a mythic feat that bypasses poison immunity. The stealth mechanic is shit though because on a core level stealth is shit in this game anyway.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its impressive how she managed to be more insufferable than the amiri whos whole story was muh patriarchy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >whos whole story was muh patriarchy
      Filtered retard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm convinced half the posters in these threads never actually played the game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >say bad thing about game
        >NOOOO YOU DIDNT PLAY IT
        Every time, seethe about it homosexual. Both amiri and valerie were shit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then you're a speedreader, thant's even worse

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what prestige classes are worth using

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Octavia makes a good Arcane Trickster, she's literally built for it. Tristian can make a decent Mystic Theruge if you want to go down that route, Harrim can too I guess but I never actually use him. I messed around with Aldori Swordlord once with my MC and it was alright.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Far bigger problem is all the companions in Kingmaker have shit builds. Seriously, go and play Varnhold's Lot when your campaign is at comparable level and see just how much better built those characters are.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I only used the edgy wizard and varn, rest were my builds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jubilost, Ekundayo, Nok-Nok, twins and a cleric
      There, you broke the game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Black Batman and Jub can pretty much solo the game

        >Ekundayo
        surprisingly good

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"good" ending to his personal quest is to hook him up with a white woman
          Fuck off Owlcat. Besides his monster hunter ending is better in my opinion.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >recruited him
            >he sat on the bench for the entire game
            >said nothing, ever
            >linzi says maybe we should throw him a party
            >say nah thinking its just some side event
            >skips his entire quest line
            >he just dies offscreen at the end
            was pretty funny in hindsight how easy this nig was to ignore

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Linzi shows up and says he looks sad while villagers are exploding into Owlbears
              >Tell her to fuck off because my land is full of Owlbears
              >Companion arc over
              >Doesn't die in the time house because I helped him murder children in act 2

              nearly the same fucking experience kek

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Linzi shows up and says he looks sad while villagers are exploding into Owlbears
            >Tell her to fuck off because my land is full of Owlbears
            >Companion arc over
            >Doesn't die in the time house because I helped him murder children in act 2

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You wanna calm down a nigga, suck his dick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black Batman and Jub can pretty much solo the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's Maegar Varn's true neutral tiefling wife

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your used goods wife?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every single romance option in every single RPG over the past twenty years has been used goods. The last "pure" girl was Aerie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Tali and Liara aren't virgins
        Dumb Aerietard

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          also Merrill
          Do you even biowareslop?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cuck cope

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    While I eventually managed to beat kingmaker despite bouncing off several times, I still haven't manged to finish the sequel.

    Something about it just isn't right.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KM is comfy as fuck. Wrath is more epic.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao cuck.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Been shitposting like this and crying about Pathfinder since 2019
      Grim

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't you retards post the same shitpost with Amiri?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, they're obsessed with Valerie and only Valerie. Someone post the one with the evil goat twin. Pretty she she actually uses seduction in her schemes.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Trying to pretend Octavia isn't a walking shitpost bait

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody shitposts about her because she's openly a whore.

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