I don't think that's a good idea. I've learned my lesson about internet friends, especially porn addicted ones.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'm not exactly a porn addicted, but I just like to play vidya and talk with someone who understands the desire to fuck the male villagers. Your taste it's good, my favorite villager is not there tho.
I'm sure we'll get along.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Shep
Did you see that image from two days ago?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Oh.. So this is 'the thread,' then?
I haven't. I NEVER learn my lesson. I never will. I love my stupid porn addict friends that actually turned out OK.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Then let me add you already?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I don't know who the heck you are or what the heck you want from me. But given that this is 'the thread,' what do you want, and who are you?
Based anon with godly taste, do you want to be my AC porn addicted friend?
I have a porn addiction so basically any lazy, cranky, jock, or smug villager will do. The more autistic they look the better.
Room for one whore?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'm still here, YES.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
im going to marry u
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
What does that mean... Uh I deleted my NH savefile but we could play that together? Or NL before the wifi dies next year.
What would they thinking when they made him?
I want him both and CJ.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
idk what it means. I havent played NH in years
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Then why are you saying such scandalous things, anon? Marry someone who will truly love you and play AC with you everday.
Damn, me neither but I could use the motivation to go back.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
u will truly love me or else...
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Or else WHAT?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
high impact sexual violence
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Wtf anon... Don't marry me, I cook horrible, but let's play AC and other Nintendo vidya if you want.
Where do we talk.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I don't know... where DO we talk...
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I don't know, YOU tell me, Mr HIGH impact SEXUAL violence.
Do you have one of THOSE accounts...?
<Heavy's voice> No!
For me it has always been Redd.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I do assume I know what you're talking about, but I don't know how to go about this, do I?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Do I look like I know? I'm just a silly fag, go ask punchybutte, he probably knows.
I don't know who the heck you are or what the heck you want from me. But given that this is 'the thread,' what do you want, and who are you?
I want vidya friends and I'm your future best friend (We both love male animals).
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Sure. Vidya friends is cool. Don't be annoying or I'll kill you. I will add that mysteriously spoilered moniker in about half an hour.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Pls don't hurt me, I swear we'll become best friends and I won't make too much fun of you when you die during our co-op vidya...
>pay off house loan >LOL NO, WE WILL REBUILD YOUR HOUSE AND YOU WILL PAY FOR IT!
I wonder how the other villagers deal with this crap. It feels like a good amount of them didn't pay a 1/3 of the loan they got themselves.
we're talking about a loan that could reasonably be paid off with one days labor. They probably just caught bugs and picked fruit for a few weeks and paid everything off
>give banks and corporations access to billions in funding at near 0% or even negative interest rates >students have to pay 6% and the loans can't be discharged during bankruptcy >boomers defend this shit
What if you want a small, comfy house? He would say no to this, renovate your house against your will, and pay a large sum of bells. Repeat this a few times.
Nook doesn't come collecting, nor does he charge interest. You pay any money you "owes" him at your own leisure. He's essentially giving you a free house and telling you the cost of an upgrade.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
That nice, but you still owe him. I would like to hold off on it until I decided I would like to renovate.
You fags sure don't got any manners
Here I am using the ecker's proxy site to post risky risque images after sending him my dickpics and no one has the decency to have manners
Original, Wild World, and City Life is to your liking. New X is when things changes to a different direction. Thankfully, save editor exist so you can change a bit:
https://github.com/Cuyler36/ACSE
people shit on tom nook but he gives you a zero interest loan you can pay back whenever, dont see whats wrong with that. better than any loan you can get irl thats for sure
Cartoonishly anthropomorphized in a way that's fantastical but still stays threw to their character.
The way MSPaint homo drawfag that pops up here from time to time draws Nook is a good example. I'd post it agian, but mods deleted the last one, so just check the archives for
The beautiful thing about chibi characters is since they're abstract, you can depict them however you want. Still chibi and on-model? Go ahead. Shortstack with some less simplified elements? Sure. Depict them tall and anthro? It would probably be what they're actually like
I've been going crazy trying to remember some old meme circa 2005 involving Tom Nook and cheese. I would appreciate it if any anon could refresh my memory, thank you.
Play the fucking game you dumb fuck. It doesn't even take long to set up some of the AC game, use an editor, and have your village full of villager you want. Its low impact slice of life style where you talk to your neighbor, do things to sell stuff, pay off loan, etc. Why do you deny yourself this.
Depends on their reasoning. If it's "NH sucks and I don't want to emulate the games" that's reasonable. If it's that they're just porn addict secondaries, they're cringe.
No, (You) are based! Didn't think I would meet a fellow mpreg fag here, are you down to join the friendship train, anon? I enjoy it both ways so it's whatever, we can share him if you want.
I really want to sperg out about it to other like-minded chads but I'm too much of a pussy to actually sit down with other people in places beyond the anonymity of Ganker, so I'm going to decline. I love it when two guys are knocked up at the same time, but both ways are also great in their own right.
That's fine anon, I did drop my contact earlier if you change your mind, I promise I won't bite and I would actually enjoy having at least one friend to talk about these things more often, maybe play stuff and whatnot, we can take it easy... But again, pur your own comfort first. Dude, that's so good... See? We share the same degen braincells.
Seeing somebody made friends here, I also want a friend. If he likes homo furry porn and AC characters, even better. I don't have many homo friends. I shall admit, I am bi and just know the series by watching vids, haven't played any yet, so there is no confusion.
Do I look like I know? I'm just a silly fag, go ask punchybutte, he probably knows.
[...]
I want vidya friends and I'm your future best friend (We both love male animals).
I actually want to talk about AC. I can't choose the posters and it radically different each day. >Thursday/Friday was /acg/ >Saturday was /acg/ lite, GCN only >today is gayfags
I only really go gay for characters if they're basically girls with dicks anyway. But when I do go gay for them, holy fuck I wanna beat their bitch button and make their cum hit the ceiling
this hairy little israelite has some huge balls
Imagine if Nook let you play with them instead of paying your bills o_0
I just want to hold them
is this a thread to bait drawfags or /acg/ refugees
I thought it was a porn dump thread, but I'm also a furry porn addict so idk
Favorite villager, anon?
Don't do it...
I have a porn addiction so basically any lazy, cranky, jock, or smug villager will do. The more autistic they look the better.
Based anon with godly taste, do you want to be my AC porn addicted friend?
I don't think that's a good idea. I've learned my lesson about internet friends, especially porn addicted ones.
I'm not exactly a porn addicted, but I just like to play vidya and talk with someone who understands the desire to fuck the male villagers. Your taste it's good, my favorite villager is not there tho.
I'm sure we'll get along.
>Shep
Did you see that image from two days ago?
Oh.. So this is 'the thread,' then?
I haven't. I NEVER learn my lesson. I never will. I love my stupid porn addict friends that actually turned out OK.
Then let me add you already?
I don't know who the heck you are or what the heck you want from me. But given that this is 'the thread,' what do you want, and who are you?
I like you guys.
The invitation is also for you too.
Room for one whore?
I'm still here, YES.
im going to marry u
What does that mean... Uh I deleted my NH savefile but we could play that together? Or NL before the wifi dies next year.
I want him both and CJ.
idk what it means. I havent played NH in years
Then why are you saying such scandalous things, anon? Marry someone who will truly love you and play AC with you everday.
Damn, me neither but I could use the motivation to go back.
u will truly love me or else...
Or else WHAT?
high impact sexual violence
Wtf anon... Don't marry me, I cook horrible, but let's play AC and other Nintendo vidya if you want.
Where do we talk.
I don't know... where DO we talk...
I don't know, YOU tell me, Mr HIGH impact SEXUAL violence.
Do you have one of THOSE accounts...?
For me it has always been Redd.
I do assume I know what you're talking about, but I don't know how to go about this, do I?
Do I look like I know? I'm just a silly fag, go ask punchybutte, he probably knows.
I want vidya friends and I'm your future best friend (We both love male animals).
Sure. Vidya friends is cool. Don't be annoying or I'll kill you. I will add that mysteriously spoilered moniker in about half an hour.
Pls don't hurt me, I swear we'll become best friends and I won't make too much fun of you when you die during our co-op vidya...
I love this but also I don't have that many pics.
if its a /acg/ refugees, they would have made a thread of their villagers and bumping each other for ERP.
hehehe, big fat nuts
No
i love this homosexual's comics
he's probably fat and gross irl though
The Animal Crossing housing crisis solved
>pay off house loan
>LOL NO, WE WILL REBUILD YOUR HOUSE AND YOU WILL PAY FOR IT!
I wonder how the other villagers deal with this crap. It feels like a good amount of them didn't pay a 1/3 of the loan they got themselves.
we're talking about a loan that could reasonably be paid off with one days labor. They probably just caught bugs and picked fruit for a few weeks and paid everything off
>WE WILL REBUILD YOUR HOUSE AND YOU WILL PAY FOR IT
just say no bro, nook cant rebuild without your consent
>give banks and corporations access to billions in funding at near 0% or even negative interest rates
>students have to pay 6% and the loans can't be discharged during bankruptcy
>boomers defend this shit
You think that’s bad? Wait till the housing market crashes and the government bails out over leveraged home owners.
Don't worry I know the printing is coming. We haven't seen shit yet.
I can't wait for incoming inflation to make a single pack of ramen 20 dollars
fat testicles
I did within six months
That is quite a dedication playing the game everyday for 6 month. I assume you just chill and take your time?
I just paid my loan off in six months, I still play the game. sometimes I'll play it daily off months, sometimes I'll stop playing it for months.
Animal crossing is my zone out series, so I just chill out and craft/sell/whatever
Make me moan, tom
>TFW YWN turn him into a sex slave to drain yours and all the other villagers (male)'s balls primed with thick cum
Why.
Even.
Live.
Nook has given you a week to pay off your loan. What is the fastest way you can think of to fill his sack?
>What is the fastest way you can think of to fill his sack?
I'd rather drain it instead.
>What is the fastest way you can think of to fill his sack?
obligatory vore response
turnip game. Beside, what would he do? break my legs?
as of new horizons, literal farming
>into normal hentai
>blink
>suddenly into furry shortstacks
What the fuck happened?
>degenerate surprised it became a bigger degen
there is no stack to Impmon
fat ass furry male shortstacks wield unholy sexual prowess
AC but gay
W
H
E
N
Every villager in this series is just in public hanging out
Imagine
Or else
This is a fetish image, isn't it
Definitely
Who gets off from someone cliff hanging?
>HOW DOES IT FEEL NOW, MR. NOOK?
CLIFF HANGER
HANGING FROM A CLIIIIIFF
AND THAT'S WHY HE'S CALLED CLIFF HANGER
based
>mfw blast from the mother fucking past
I know what I'm going to watch tonight before bed.
CANT..... HOLD..... ON..... MUCH..... LONGER!
I'm not picky, I like all of them.
Man I really want to commission more porn of my villager and some animals or other human villagers.
Imagine the gut-busting tanuki loads
Why is she so smug?
Damn Tom. Such a fucking pervert.
I hope his perversions don't control his life like mine
Tom isn't a pervert, he's a businessman. Cease this slander.
He's presenting his ass to me, he's basically begging to be mounted and mating pressed by me.
That a funny way of saying conartist.
In what world is Nook a conartist? He's honest as hell, which is why Redd fucked him over in his early years.
>Redd fucked him
no...
What if you want a small, comfy house? He would say no to this, renovate your house against your will, and pay a large sum of bells. Repeat this a few times.
Nook doesn't come collecting, nor does he charge interest. You pay any money you "owes" him at your own leisure. He's essentially giving you a free house and telling you the cost of an upgrade.
That nice, but you still owe him. I would like to hold off on it until I decided I would like to renovate.
m...moar
>doesn't have the courtesy to say please
Ganker has fallen, where are your manners
anon you're right, that was FUCKED and SUCKED of me.
please more delicious nook lewds
"No!"
but!
<Heavy's voice> No!
Nice view.
more
You fags sure don't got any manners
Here I am using the ecker's proxy site to post risky risque images after sending him my dickpics and no one has the decency to have manners
wait what
You heard me
Why should I
>Why should I
because it makes anons pp the BIG pp. Nice choice btw
ass needs more wobble
nice backsac, it's my favorite touch that artists need to do more of
I think you're a darling for being such a naughty homosexual, thanks for the fat tanuki ass <3
got a link?
found it https://arch-img.b4k.co/v/1699100496956.png
What would they thinking when they made him?
>We will never make another special character as good as Tom Nook
That already happen.
>f*id
>that slight muffin top
hnng
>tfw developing muffin top in my mid-late twenties
tell me it isn't over bros...
If I hated New Leaf and New Horizons, should I just go back to the Gamecube game or try something else?
Original, Wild World, and City Life is to your liking. New X is when things changes to a different direction. Thankfully, save editor exist so you can change a bit:
https://github.com/Cuyler36/ACSE
people shit on tom nook but he gives you a zero interest loan you can pay back whenever, dont see whats wrong with that. better than any loan you can get irl thats for sure
Perverts think tom nook owes them sex
He does THOUGH
muffy is my wife, that is all, thank you for your time
Mine is I don't know.
I want Tom Nook to findom me so fucking bad. Put me in debt, Daddy.
>tfw gf used to spend all day at some random guy's island because he was filthy rich in bells and treated her to gifts and cute dresses
did i get nook-cucked?
SHORSTACK
MALE
ANTHRO
VILLAGERS
BUTTS
(post em)
which ones
What was his fucking problem?
I love Beau
I will never ever pay back my student loans.
Suck my dick. Choke on it.
I'm a porn artist, how do most of y'all prefer artists to stylize the villagers?
More anthro with human traits?
More realistically interpreted like their irl animal?
As cartoony & on-model as possible?
cartoony and shortstacked, idc about on model
As cartoony & on-model as possible. Ignore any other replies you get, they are wrong.
On model is pretty rare, just like how popular this post was
https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/656975679/#657050473
Cartoonishly anthropomorphized in a way that's fantastical but still stays threw to their character.
The way MSPaint homo drawfag that pops up here from time to time draws Nook is a good example. I'd post it agian, but mods deleted the last one, so just check the archives for
>mspaint homo drawfag
what is is name? I want a collection of his shit
Nobody knows.
As cartoony & on-model as possible. Only flat chests.
Reasonable and sensible
I want to handle that apron
Drawfag here. I like to draw them on-model
The beautiful thing about chibi characters is since they're abstract, you can depict them however you want. Still chibi and on-model? Go ahead. Shortstack with some less simplified elements? Sure. Depict them tall and anthro? It would probably be what they're actually like
>giving tom a twink body with a hyper ass
fucking gross
god I wish that was me
too much clothes on that tanuki, imagine the apron version of this
alt version's better
I've been going crazy trying to remember some old meme circa 2005 involving Tom Nook and cheese. I would appreciate it if any anon could refresh my memory, thank you.
What do you say to people who don't play AC but want to fuck male villagers?
>being an AC secondary
it's the most easiest game to get into.
I tell them to eat shit. I'm a porn addict, but I still play the games.
Same
I'm ok with them as long as they offer to play other vidya with me, I just like to bond with other homosexuals.
Play the fucking game you dumb fuck. It doesn't even take long to set up some of the AC game, use an editor, and have your village full of villager you want. Its low impact slice of life style where you talk to your neighbor, do things to sell stuff, pay off loan, etc. Why do you deny yourself this.
Depends on their reasoning. If it's "NH sucks and I don't want to emulate the games" that's reasonable. If it's that they're just porn addict secondaries, they're cringe.
I'm just here to post my waifu. I greet and gift her everyday!
Curt.
Wilbur!
The superior brother, made for mpreg sex with me.
based
who's the lucky bastard who gets to carry the kid[spoiler]/s around for 9 months?[/spoiler]
No, (You) are based! Didn't think I would meet a fellow mpreg fag here, are you down to join the friendship train, anon?
I enjoy it both ways so it's whatever, we can share him if you want.
I really want to sperg out about it to other like-minded chads but I'm too much of a pussy to actually sit down with other people in places beyond the anonymity of Ganker, so I'm going to decline.
I love it when two guys are knocked up at the same time, but both ways are also great in their own right.
That's fine anon, I did drop my contact earlier if you change your mind, I promise I won't bite and I would actually enjoy having at least one friend to talk about these things more often, maybe play stuff and whatnot, we can take it easy... But again, pur your own comfort first.
Dude, that's so good... See? We share the same degen braincells.
post more lewd nook
Be honest, do you fags have only male villagers that you want to fuck in all your games?
Of course
Do you have amiibo cards of those villagers?
Yes.
yes?
will these two be good friends?
I don't think anyone can be friends with Bob
Why not
I do not like this cat. His smug aura mocks me.
>I do not like this cat
you're lying and you know it
Of course
>both are purple cats
>both have yellow eyes
wait a second...
Seeing somebody made friends here, I also want a friend. If he likes homo furry porn and AC characters, even better. I don't have many homo friends. I shall admit, I am bi and just know the series by watching vids, haven't played any yet, so there is no confusion.
I mean you can add me too, I'm basically looking for the same. If we can play games together, even better.
what was your name? steam discord or what?
Discord.
sent
>I am bi
Oh I know, that's why I mentioned it from the start.
>Ganker hates Bob now
Raymond is to blame
breab
i love all kots
where rover
I wanna plap his butt
under my desk
tastes like playdoh
post more lewds
Friendly reminder that the GameCube Animal Crossing was the only good one and every AC after that was ruined by japanese housewives and children.
cope
WW is better than the gamecube one tbqhwy
>less villagers
>smaller size
>can't even change time unless you change your pc clock if you use the emulation
>>can't even change time
good
timeskipping is cheater homosexual shit
I would rather play the game during the day time instead of the actual hour of the machine the game is on. Can't really do shit at night.
>GameCube Animal Crossing
>not N64 Animal Forest
newfagkun
True
>animal crossing porn thread
Fuck yeah
>it's a gay one
Booooooo
Good, KYS, you've had 5 of them today.
i got you anon
No one is posting any gay porn anyway so this thread sucks
There's like 20 gay porns ITT.
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8971809
You're dirty and I love it, now I'm all hard.
No you're not.
that's more like it
GOD I LOVE GAY FURRY PORN
I always pay my loans except the last one
Also bob is the best villager
It's not gay if he's a furboi right?
you know the rules, it ain't gay until the balls touch. So no anal and only oral, bro.
Why should I play Wild World over City Life?
It's not called City Life.
I already maxed my NL house I have no debts to you and a massive home suck my balls and my taint then lick my asshole clean
are your balls big and hairy
Yeah but you can shave 'em if you want it smooth
>shaving them
God no.
well I'm ready for that taint licking whenever, Tom Nook
is it also hairy
get over here and find out wimp
how
>mfw I shaved them once and fucking cut myself
did you make sure to pull the skin tight before shaving? you gotta approach the many folds of the groin with some dexterity
I shaved everything proper until I saw some remaining hairs and tried to get those, then I fucking cut myself. it sucked and hurt for a week.
take it from a hairy guy, you'll never get all of them
you must have very soft skin
Lotta queers in this thread, yuck. Where are the babes?
In the 6 other threads you've had today for breeder AC coomerville.
sex with Tom
he's so hot. Moar
i think there are gay people in this thread
idk anon gonna need to verify these claims
claims?
Nook is hotter imo
>Obvious furry porn thread
>235 posts
Fantastic job, mods.
cope
>people posting outright porn everywhere
>only post in the entire thread that a mod bothered deleting was a SFW self-insert husbandofag picture
I actually want to talk about AC. I can't choose the posters and it radically different each day.
>Thursday/Friday was /acg/
>Saturday was /acg/ lite, GCN only
>today is gayfags
i'm not gay but i want to engage in heterosexual bromance with this squirrel
porn board
post more lewd ass AC neighbors
i want to cum in Nook and make him a father of 3
same same same
you can impregnate a furboi?
I want to be Tom's urinal
will we ever get any update for new horizons or is the game just gonna be left like that until the new one releases with even lesser content?
I only really go gay for characters if they're basically girls with dicks anyway.
But when I do go gay for them, holy fuck I wanna beat their bitch button and make their cum hit the ceiling
banana hair