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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH YE-

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game is fixed, apologise.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ACK

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Payday 3 came out? wow this shit must be dead af if I didnt even know it was out and its already making a "comeback"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Always online even with bots and the server capacity of a dos game, shit was still born as frick and payday 2 player count mogged it since day 1.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry. I just don't want to kill cops. I know you really want me to play but... Ahhh... I just don't want to be a bad guy lmao. Hahaha! Sorry bro! HAHAHA!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did this game die so fast OP?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because it has less content than pd2. progression was way worse than pd2. and for over half of the launch month the servers were never up for more than 3 consecutive hours, which for an always online game meant it was literally unplayable.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Make PD3
        >Remove all the quality of life changes PD2 added
        >Make it a always online game that requires an account for it, don't invest in decent servers
        >Game launches
        >No one can play it because the servers keep crashing
        >Progression is locked behind challenges, making loud the optimal way to level up by far
        >Lobbies have no voicechat, no unready button
        >Very little content, people did everything in a month
        >Armor is now a finite resource and you melt if you lose armor, making it the only resource that matters
        >To counter this, the devs nerfed armor bags and armor skills and didn't buff medic/ammo bags
        >People b***h and moan about problems, devs release a shitty DLC heist and two free heists that nobody wanted and go full radio silence for months.
        >Only after everybody left, the devs start trying to fix the game
        I couldn't tell you, really. It baffles me to this day.

        They also bricked both their servers for PD3 and PD2 for awhile because they needed to integrate Epic Store players so they could crossplay with Steam players which caused even the short time the servers did work to rubber band so aggressively you could watch a player rapidly bounce back & forth a street for solid 5-30 seconds at a time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Make PD3
      >Remove all the quality of life changes PD2 added
      >Make it a always online game that requires an account for it, don't invest in decent servers
      >Game launches
      >No one can play it because the servers keep crashing
      >Progression is locked behind challenges, making loud the optimal way to level up by far
      >Lobbies have no voicechat, no unready button
      >Very little content, people did everything in a month
      >Armor is now a finite resource and you melt if you lose armor, making it the only resource that matters
      >To counter this, the devs nerfed armor bags and armor skills and didn't buff medic/ammo bags
      >People b***h and moan about problems, devs release a shitty DLC heist and two free heists that nobody wanted and go full radio silence for months.
      >Only after everybody left, the devs start trying to fix the game
      I couldn't tell you, really. It baffles me to this day.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Operation bodybag

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unready button being a highly paraded feature will never not be funny

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Unready button
      >Quickplay
      >Cutscene skip button
      >Post game partyup
      Why the frick were none of those in the game at release?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What does that even mean? You jump can't jump inside the van in the current version?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In PD2, you could jump into the escape van. In Payday 3, the back door was open but there was an invisible wall so after some Reddit complaints, they add it in a patch and even tout it as a big feature.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They better make it so that if you jump inside you're immortal
            Payday is probably the only PvE team game where getting to into the van or whatever escape spot doesn't make put you in some sort of safe status. L4D, ratclick, Darktide, DRG, Helldivers all made you invulnerable/untargetable once you reach the end zone.
            Meanwhile in PD2 sometimes a run gets wasted because even though you reached the van the others haven't so you're stuck out in the open getting shredded and downed while you wait for the rest of the team.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              no, that's stupid. it's way better and more realistic that you can still be downed while in the van, waiting for others.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >realism
                >for the same van that all the cops ignore even when it's obviously the escape vehicle
                >the same cops who try to take loot away if you leave them unguarded will suddenly ignore loot you leave unguarded in the van because it counts as "secured"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i wrote what i wrote and that's just all there is to say about it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              my favorite is when the host is already in/beside the van but someone gets downed while running towards the van and instead of rushing back to save the guy he just gets kicked

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that seems like more effort than just helping the dude

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's literally just a few clicks on a menu

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and helping the dude takes holding e for a few seconds

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Unless you have inspire then you have to go out into the open and likely die too lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                maybe if the guy is right infront of you
                if not then you have to run back to him tank/dodge/shoot everything one the way to him and once you reach him tank/dodge/shoot whatever firing squad downed him in the first place and then tank/dodge/shoot everything on your run back to the van.
                Sometimes there isn't even a choice, I remember some poor bastard on Big Oil DSOD getting kicked because me and the host were already on the plane zone (one guy was already in custody) and we both went down waiting for him, and the guy got downed anyway. Since you get to escape as long as everyone alive is in the escape zone, downed or not, and the only one not in the zone was the last guy, he gets kicked, the remaining players alive which is the two of us who were downed, counts as in the escape zone and the mission is done.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and helping the dude takes holding e for a few seconds

                tough luck for the shitter, maybe get to the van faster and not eat too many bullets on the way next time or just HYOG lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Unready Button
      Consent confirmation is crucial.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I REALLY doubt it'll ever make a comeback.
    The servers shitting themselves for like a week or whatever at launch crippled their player retention and they reacted so slowly when it came to addressing the other issues/concerns,

    Shit's FUBAR.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    time to fellate some streamers into artificially hyping this shit game -_-

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in DEFENSE of PAYDAY 3
    PAYDAY 3, Was It Actually Good?
    Is PAYDAY 3 a hidden gem?
    Returning to PAYDAY 3 in 2024/5/6/7/8/9
    PAYDAY 3 was ahead of its time
    I was wrong about PAYDAY 3
    There's never been a better time to play PAYDAY 3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So I played PAYDAY 3...
      I played PAYDAY 3 so you didn't have to
      PAYDAY 3 Iceberg
      PAYDAY 3 devs knew what they were doing...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So I played PAYDAY 3...
      I played PAYDAY 3 so you didn't have to
      PAYDAY 3 Iceberg
      PAYDAY 3 devs knew what they were doing...

      I watch all these

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If there was ever an opportunity to refund this burning pile of garbage in a situation similar to what happened to helldivers 2 I'd quickly take that chance. Words cant explain how much I despise this game and the fact it's in my library

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure you can qualify for a refund if you argue the game isn't working because of the server issues. Depends on how generous the operator is.
      50% chance but it's worth a shot.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If that's the case I'll give it a shot and see
        Tried before pointing out how unfinished it is but denied most likely because automated "past 2hrs" response

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After I got basically all the "essential" achievements for payday 2 (the dsod all missions and every achievement that unlocks a skin, a mask, an upgrade or a weapon) it got boring real fast especially since I'm fricking done with everything stealth related and just want to play ds or dsod loud except barely any lobby wants to do loud. And ones that do, don't want to do loud on heists that can be stealthed so I'm stuck doing the same loud only pd1 maps.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just waiting for Almir to make a gay little video announcing that they're going back to making Payday 2 DLCs again

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >joins your lobby using these characters
    what do?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To this day I will never understand this decision.
      Why would you ever add youtubers as playable characters? Even a VA role is stupid but they had to update and consistently make sure these dogshit characters worked with every change, imagine staring at either of those ugly caricatures of human beings for hours at a time as your job

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To this day I will never understand this decision.
      Why would you ever add youtubers as playable characters? Even a VA role is stupid but they had to update and consistently make sure these dogshit characters worked with every change, imagine staring at either of those ugly caricatures of human beings for hours at a time as your job

      It's a joke
      Leftist grifters are like robber you see

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >required starbreeze account
    >can't host games on your own machine instead of their servers
    >can't play offline at all
    How many of these have changed since release?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >TWO NEW STEALTH MODIFIERS
    WHAT?! TWOO?!
    OH MY FRICKING GOD!

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit game by shit developers

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry homosexuals this is how the game should have launched. Now nobody is going to play it so frick off and kys.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who would even buy this game after seeing what happened to Payday 2? It was obvious they were gonna release the most israeli, barebones product ever running on non-functional servers. All this time later and it's still that.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im not a grafx hoe, but payday 3 looks basically exactly the same as pd2 while being insanely more demanding, what's up with that?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    to compare between PD2 and 3 since launch, 2 already released 9 content DLCs while 3 did jackshit

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >PAYDAY 3 IS BACK
    to the trash where it belongs

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the fricking lore with the ayylmaos and illuminati
    >all those secret society shitters who have access and control of lots of different people, politicians. governments, companies all over the world
    >and they existed for centuries
    >they even have access to some high tech shit and dangerously illegal shit like murkywater having nukes
    >but their entire goal is to body swap with the US president for some fricking reason as if they couldn't just corrupt/blackmail/manipulate him like they do with others and as if they don't basically control the world anyway with all their power, reach and influence

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that furhomosexual still a game director or whatever

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >milk a game for so long that the sequel has run out of things to add, meaning it has to be hacked apart so they can milk it even more
    Even fricking fatshark grasped this was a problem, which is why Darktide exists rather than VT3. Now granted that lead to an incompetent clusterfrick all of its own, but at the very least they clocked the issue.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      payday 2 feels pretty incomplete. for whatever reason starbreeze ballooned to have possibly an entire workforce of only artists that would rather work on anything but a game. "how is payday 2 incomplete they released dlcs until they said they're done" the dlcs aren't the game it's the characters and enemies that spawn and everything inbetween

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think the graphic artists who had to make these piss-poor "features" look impressive were rolling their eyes at this shit? It's hard to believe anyone but management morons would think this is brag-worthy.

    >FEATURES AND TIME FRAME ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE, BUT THIS IS OUR AIM
    10/10

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PD2 with mods and offline with bots is superior tbqh
    It's not even that PD3 is shit. It's just that since it's based on 'how good your teammates are' and if you are amazing, it's still shit to have to carry a team
    I used to fricking have to do that shit back when techforcer or mastermind/enforcer was the go to

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Payday 3 cannot ever be "back" by simply adding content like what they're trying to do. Unless they admit the base fricking systems of guaranteed death by attrition is unfun garbage and go back to Payday 2 armor mechanics then the game will never feel good to play.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Unready button is a highlight

    Did all their devs just died or something? There's no way it took them half a year to make a cancel button

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