People who choose to main massive battle hammers arr the same people who fantasize being a woman sucking a massive cock.

People who choose to main massive battle hammers arr the same people who fantasize being a woman sucking a massive wiener.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ok OP, tell me your favorite weapon and I'll psychoanalyze you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      strychnine

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      unarmed

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Seething dex gay, get bonked.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No, I fantasize about raping frail weak pathetic men (dex gays) with my massive hammer (wiener)

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the weird thing is that it's true. All the hammergays I know either erp as futas or pretend to be girls

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's a very specific grudge you have there, anon.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What an utterly specific kind of projection.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Two handed axes > Two handed hammers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      based

      Greataxe > Greatsword > Greathammer

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        For me it's swinging around a large chunk of the environment that was never meant to be used as a weapon.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I fantasize about this and I have never used a massive hammer

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Always hated hammergays and dwarf players

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Repeat that to me face, wazzok
      I'll hammer your dongliz into paste

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I would but I can't kneel down that low. I'll just talk louder instead, you are awfully far away.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Oho, clever words for someone in hammering distance. I'll bet your bones are as soft as your affinity for ale

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      YOU'RE GOING IN THE BOOK

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what about those of us who only like swords or ig MAYBE the occasional extra sexy battle axe

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ive never used battleaxes or warhammers in skyrim. Only greatswords

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ive played through the game enough times to main basically all of them except maces or daggers. they all have their own perks
      except daggers. i wish they were more useful bc id like to be able to use them, but theres no reason really to use one except maybe to minimize carry eight. sure they attack quicker but they do so much less damage its not even close to worth it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I carried a dagger around sometimes for stealth kills, besides that maybe having a strong enchant on the dagger would be good for quick kills when needed?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          using a smaller weapon doesnt make stealth kills easier i dont think. i used regular sword or greatswords and it did nothing to make it any worse.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not my fault the cc on warhammers is usually through the roof
    Earthshaker from gw1 turned me on to beat sticking every game

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like big sword.

    If magic is involved, I only have two questions. Is there edgy shadow magic. Or can I raise the dead? If yes. Then I choose that instead of big sword.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      but if youre a fromsoft player..

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There is no FROMsoft game that has Necromancy. Don't link me that dumb fricking axe or those skull projectile dumb shit. That's not Necromancy.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          inb4 muh pokemon ashes

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >also said edgy shadow magic
          ok

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The picture said "Why not both". There is no Necromancy.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              i meant why not both as in a greatsword and magic? your brain is smooth sir.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                And how exactly am I supposed to know what you mean when you don't even say what you mean. And generic magic isn't Necromancy. What about this is so difficult for you? Are you dumb?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Elaborate.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Robert will cave your chest plate in boy

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I LIKE HEAVY ARMOR AND HUEG GREATSWORD

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    True

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "Why yes, I wish to reclass into a Futa Autofellator."

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Non-weapons used as weapons > weapons

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like to use war hammers, 1h or 2h, because I like to bash, smash and squash.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This reminded me of the famous twitter logic:
    >Hammer owners are compensating for their tiny dick
    Where do they get that from?

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