Perkele

Perkele

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The more cooks, the worse the soup. Hehehe.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Truly Fins are the most oppressed people in the world.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao why did that homosexual get banned for that?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jannies don't know games

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why was he so scared and confused in that one conversation you have with him in his room in the nursing home?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trench mentions he has dementia in Control

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      From any theoretical point of view I take on it, I don't like it at all.

      But to answer your question with the one I feel the likeliest and most natural with, it's that he's getting swept along with the story and can't get himself out of it. And even contemplating that last bit earnestly makes me want to vomit. I emotionally wish the scene didn't exist.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Saga Anderson is more powerful than Ahti
        Bleh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm partial to the idea that the entity Ahti took over some random human who occasionally becomes lucid and has no idea wtf is going on

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's horrifying and sad to think about some old ass finn janitor living like that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what? I've finished the game yesterday and don't understand what scene you're referring to

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What scene in a nursing home?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's a scene that can be triggered in the Valhalla nursing home where Ahti is sitting on his bed and when you walk up to him he says things like he doesn't know where he is, wants to go home, feels like he's floating through an ocean or something and is just generally scared and confused. It didn't trigger on my playthrough but I saw someone post a webm of it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think it's real. I literally just talked to him and he only talked about Vlad Blum

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What Valhalla nursing home? Is this in Control DLC or another game?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            AW2

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ok, thanks Anon, no wonder i'm confused

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The pure, unadulterated cringe of this game always surprises me. Is there a genre that's solely focused on making you cringe on purpose, because I feel like this game is designed to do just that. Its surely not a coincidence when every screenshot and webm I see about it makes me cringe harder than the last. This game might be a masterpiece, but its not a horror or a thriller it's the most effective cringepiece of all time. Hats off to Remedy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >most effective cringepiece of all time
        I cringe whenever Sam Lake appears. There's something about the ridiculous faces that he makes. Truly uncanny. And I'm not just talking about the game, it happens when I watch interviews with him, as well.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And the fact that hes being redubbed makes him even more uncanny. Mccaffrey does not sound like a tall, scrawny finnish dude at all, but like a short bald chain-smoking car mechanic from the outskirts of New Jersey. With the pixelated, motionless face of the first Max Payne it kinda worked, but now it's just weird as hell. They should have at least try to stylize Casey to fit the husky voice instead of the 1:1 3D scan, but then these 'amazing' movie inserts would have been harder and more expensive to shoot..

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Glad I'm not the only one who thought the same thing. Every time there's dialogue with Casey in AW2 it just seems wrong that that frame would produce such a senior gravelly voice

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NO CHANCE!!!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              WHACK

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ITS PAYNE!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he's like a PS2 character model made manifest in reality

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is he impersonating asian people here? Thats kinda fucked up..

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              to give a serious answer to your shitpost I'm pretty sure he's going for a dirty hairy clint eastwood expression.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I love it all except for one thing; the fact that the enemies in control are called hiss actually makes me cringe. It's like some child with ADD who walks around on his tiptoes and eats crayons came up with the idea while playing with action figures in the bathtub while jamal was in the next room giving his mother a black eye because she wouldn't give him money for a pack of swishers

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how would you call it? It's a malevolent non corporeal entity that makes a hissing noise

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I would either not have them hiss or I would write a better defining characteristic in the first place.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            well they aren't The Hiss, its just a name Jesse made up and everyone sticks with it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lynchian

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Lynchian
          I never seen anything from Lynch, but that was his style? Being so apologetically bad that it's start to get kinda impressive? Where you ask yourself the question, "They didn't really think this shit will work, did they?" or "Are they this retarded or are they just fucking with me?" after every shot.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, Lynch is more known for a soap opera-esque style and using disorienting shots. Control is not Lynchian at all.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Example: You will start a scene like a Soap Opera dialogue but then the content and tone of voice and music becomes chilling and then you will get whacked in the head with something alien.
              This is probably the most associated style although he does pure surrealism too in many films.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, Twin Peaks is literally that, it's kino. Remedy shit is clearly based on it, you'll get more of them coming from Lynch shit.

            [...]
            Is the 2003 movie called "The Room" also Lynchian?

            Yes, just like I am Jazz:
            https://vocaroo.com/1i4CRGpFNd2w

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Thank you, i kinda get what lynchian means now. Its contrast of the grotesque and the mundane when they are forced to collide. I wouldn't call neither The room or AW II lynchian, it's a new unnamed genre of "its so bad its kinda fascinating". I hope someone coins a working term for it soon. "Cringesque" maybe?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                dude, just watch twin peaks, you'll get it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't watch Twin Peaks for Lynch. His films are much better.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                For me, it's the podcasts
                https://vocaroo.com/157Fn22OCvsv
                https://vocaroo.com/1ghWbybAj1as
                https://vocaroo.com/16uzaUZKjXeq

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                are there more of these?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://vocaroo.com/150beP5hZAvV

                Don't watch Twin Peaks for Lynch. His films are much better.

                https://vocaroo.com/11OYAkO2CSgh

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >https://vocaroo.com/150beP5hZAvV
                Damn, brought me back to the good old /tpg/ days.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They're not.
                I've watched Elephant Man, it has nothing to do with classic Lynch so the comparison is impossible
                Dune is shit
                Lost Highway is great but doesn't compare to Twin Peaks
                Mullolhand Drive good but overrated, Lost Highway is better and Twin Peaks too

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fake and gay, first season of Twin Peaks is kino. It is much different from his films but still excellent.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Season 3 is ultimate kino and total pleb filter

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The whole show rules tbh but after Lynch left in season 2 it kinda went of the rails (in a bad way). I still love all of it though.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Being so apologetically bad that it's start to get kinda impressive?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              RIP

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Lynchian
          I never seen anything from Lynch, but that was his style? Being so apologetically bad that it's start to get kinda impressive? Where you ask yourself the question, "They didn't really think this shit will work, did they?" or "Are they this retarded or are they just fucking with me?" after every shot.

          Is the 2003 movie called "The Room" also Lynchian?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Lynchian
          Of course, considering how AW2 is just Twin Peaks: The Return Lite

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Based

            shit was wild, I miss it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It even has Mr. C, or rather Mr. S

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's actually shameless kek

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mr.S was written before TP3 though

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The design choice, dummy

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mr.S is a blatant ripoff from Bob and thus evil Cooper that shows up in the last episode of season 2
                Everything about AW reeks of poor man's twin peak, I fucking cringed when I saw the lantern lady.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                AW1 really doesn't feel like it borrows that heavily from Twin Peaks, the lamp lady is the big one but other than that its just the setting and really not much else.
                AW2 borrows much more heavily from Twin Peaks, both the return and original show.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm gonna be real. I don't like AW2 Scratch. He comes across like a retard. American Nightmare Scratch was an easily distracted sociopath. You could buy the idea of him rewriting Alan's book. AW2 Scratch, not so much.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >an easily distracted sociopath.

                literally the most retarded plot point ever. absolutely zero sense or substance to it. atleast it was fun and gave us nice meme pics tho

                otherwise. while I don't like Scratch's depiction in AW2, American Nightmares was retarded all around.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't underestimate an edgelord.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                American Nightmare Scratch is nu-Zane, it's a little bit on the nose with the song choice in that scene

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that version of scratch is entirely in Alan's head, his real world incarnation is just a monster, the Dark Presence as filtered through Alan Wake.

                Alan copes with this by, in the Dark Place, rejecting Scratch as himself by making him an evil psychopath doppleganger.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's not retarded, just very edgy.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Alan Wake dlc in Control literally had a mission called It's Happening Again: The Return

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's what I love so goddamn much about this game. The Return is unparalleled

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fun fact: they used the audio of a crow chick being fed for the audio in the end

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >muh cringe
        why do zoomers fear camp so much

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Filtered unironically

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's because they try to do this wierd melding of horror and comedy and it doesn't work, it just undermines the horror aspect and makes it impossible to take the games seriously. This series has one of the worst cases of tonal whiplash I've ever seen.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hope you get run over by a car and become paralyzed for the rest of your life

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its CRINGE KINO

        and Saga a CUTE

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sage causes an acute headache for sure.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I couldn't imagine having taste so shit that you find her "cute".

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Her lips would go nicely around your penis, but that's about it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Op here, I meant to link this pic, sorry for the mixup.

            SO YOU WERE DRAWN TO STORIES EARLY ONNNN

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Does dick suckin' run in the Door family?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, they were meant to be called the "Backdoor" guys, but Sweet Baby changed it cause back sounds like black.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't like her character, but love the actress and her expressions.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same energy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, that same thing happens in Control.
      Except Control doesn't resent being a videogame, so it actually happens in-game.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's from in-game short movie. It sort of plays in the background at certain point of the game and you can stay and watch it if you feel like it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It also happens in-game in AW2. I don't know why the posters don't disappear once the doors are opened like in Control. I thought the point was that seeing his poster brings up the idea of him, which in turn materializes him in the room, while the poster disappears.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      perkele, you fucking homosexual.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw i didnt get scammed by shartcitizen

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Say what you like about the game, but Finland is kino as fuck

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    saatana

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yötön Yö is such a good song, bros.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not as good as the Sankarin Tango.

      ?si=3fW-ZI3CkxqpdNhQ

      I love the little musical touches in these games though. One of my favorite things Remedy does.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More games should do the "Waves of enemy come at you while diegetic music plays" finale. It boggles my mind that the guys who did American Nightmare didn't make the final act in the drive-in theater an extended battle with Mr. Scratch singing I'M A PSYCHO PSYCHO PSYCHO on the big screen. It would've made the game halfway memorable

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love both but I definitely prefer Yötön Yö

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So does the chick from Control show up in AW2 or wat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her face flashes on a TV screen for 1 second and she says "Hello?"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes, when Wake meets Zane she is on tv for a moment.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For a second on television and written on a conspiracy billboard.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tim Breaker Jack Joyce mentions that some redhead is trying to rescuing him from the dark place, or something of that nature

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    finnish people are so fucking cringe. i physically cringed every time i heard this goofy nagger talk in control.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's cool

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      true t. a finn

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      come to my face sven!

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He literally does it for free

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least he gets vacations

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's got a real potty mouth when he's speaking Finnish

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't have his headphones in AW2 like he did in Control. I wonder if he was just using them to drown out the Hiss

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well unlike the hiss it's not over for you the instant you get into contact with darkness, so i doubt he needs headphones or radios with his song here and there.
      Instead he cleans up rooms for you to stay in. Note that radios are only found inside safe rooms in which you can switch sides.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Is incompetent in your path

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >make an agency that's being run by some eldritch elder god thing to stop paranormal shit
      >can't actually stop anything and lets some shadow demon and a reality bending writer run amok and almost fuck the entire world

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is in character with what we've seen from them in Control. The FBC would've ceased to exist if not for Jesse/Polaris and Ahti

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're forgetting the arguably most compelling character in the game that's the REAL reason the bureau isn't fucked since before Jesse and Ahti could do anything, the HRA devices had to protect some from becoming Hiss.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Woman in charge

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They were shitting the bed for a while and the last two directors were men.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          One of them was a power hungry whorebag to the point they turned him into a reactor, and the other was a guy who never wanted the position because he knew his talents lay elsewhere

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WE LOCKED UP ALL THE SPOOKY SUPERNATURAL SHIT IN ONE PLACE AND YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Okay someone has to tell me how the bureau loses like 99% of its staff in the Hiss incident and comes back from it.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the thread where we talk about Finland?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Painu takaisin Reddittiin, homostelija.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >david lynch, finland
    😐
    >david lynch, japan
    :OOOOOO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure Ganker forgot about Swery

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He should have continued D4 if he didn't want me to forget about him.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm still mad.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        With such hits as DP2 and The Good Life as well as leaving D4 for dead I can't say I give a shit about him anymore

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lake should get Eddie Vedder to do a song for AW3, like Lynch did for The Return (which confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back, pic is Evil Cooper )

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He'd do it too I bet, Eddie Vedder is pretty based. Man I love The Return, there's so much influence all over AW2 it borders on ripoff, but Sam Lake never tried to hide that fact.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    benis 😀

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's not sad if it's intentional!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      haha, benis

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Average Finnish poster

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you wouldn't get it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        grudugs gruo :DDDD

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hitscans ur benis off

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finn thread? Alright, /vee/. Can someone tell when the GOOD teams play?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any Finns here? Are you guys really that happy?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No we're generally miserable.
      Some of us just hide it better.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >generally
        this image inspired me to go take a disorienting nap

        thanks, finnbro. Have fun in your sauna

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but how does it go?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its more like a gentle numbness

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no and that's a good thing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not that happy, but things could be worse. And they most likely will get worse, so enjoy what you have today

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. It's "covertly" being in the know of how fucking dismal things really are and then laughing about it with true mirth.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, I am fucking miserable.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's more that general ambivalence towards the state of things

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's dark in here. Also cold. For half a year. Otherwise? Could be worse.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds nice.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >That sounds nice.

          Russia is our neighbour.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So what? We have it even worse.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's more like how things don't seem to work elsewhere

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yes, let me play the happiest song ever sung in Finnish.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        B-but the statistics...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh that. It's because rest of the world has it even worse. Truly miserable people kill themselves here.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          when you set you're expectations low enough it's easy to achieve

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. Sorta.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only 2 Finns I know are living in Sweden and refuse to answer my question on why would they leave Binland.
      Great guys with nice sense of humor though.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather be Chinese than Finnish

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what was leaked in the data mine? everything seems to be deleted. doc from control showing up but whats the new ending for ng+?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alan sitting back up after Saga shoots him. No audio from what I saw, also heard that apparently Darling from Control is relevant to NG+?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but that was in the post credits scene already he also says "its not a loop de loop, its a spiral"

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine getting filtered by Alan Wake 2 of all games.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i mean if ur gonna get filtered by a game aw2 doesnt seem that suprising t b h

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i mean if ur gonna get filtered by a game aw2 doesnt seem that suprising t b h

      ADHD-zoomers and culture war obsessed mongoloids getting filtered by slow burn kino didn't surprise me either.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah it filtered retards who like it from normal people

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the only janny i respect

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jippii, saatana

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gone like last winters snow! perkle sataana perkele!
    >Haha i like how you talk funny river god.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the Alan Wake 2 thread I have no choice but to sit in?

    If so I'd like to ask something...

    Coffee World was so bad that it initially ruined my entire perception of this game, and the thought of it being GOTY became impossible in my mind...then I got to the nursing home, went through the hospital, fought the new enemy, chased Tor around, talked to Rose, went into the basement, got a fuse, then went into the nursing home...and I had become completely compelled and engage with the whole...just "experience" of the game.

    What happened? I can't quite pinpoint what suddenly made the game special and compelling again?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cofee world and the overlook hotel are the worst parts of the game that feel like knock off silent hill downpour sections.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. I know why Coffee World is trash. I could write an essay on it. But I don't exactly understand why I'm enjoying the nursing home...the atmosphere feels so thick that the literal experience of the game might aswell be the gameplay itself...but I don't know if that's enough

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because it ties Saga into the plot instead of feeling like an outsider bruteforced in.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Oceanview Hotel is great, what the fuck are you talking about?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had a similar experience. It might just be that the nursing home is such a strange and original setting for a video game that it can't help but be compelling. Compare that to coffee world which is just a haunted amusement park, kind of shockingly unoriginal for this game honestly. Also just the name "Valhalla nursing home" is such a good joke I wonder if they didn't come up with the name and work from there.

      Cofee world and the overlook hotel are the worst parts of the game that feel like knock off silent hill downpour sections.

      I didn't like the hotel either. I also kept calling it the overlook in my head too.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >finland
    >people there don't have fins
    False advertising.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Old Tom Cruise looks scary as shit

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people say this game is Twin Peaks? I simply don't get it. The writing in Alan Wake 2 actually has a point, and the characters actually act like real human beings (generally) aswell as the fact that everything to do with Saga is basically almost LITERALLY to a T...X-Files. Like I was watching the show last night and Scully and Mulder were running through the woods FLASHLIGHT AND GUN in hand almost like a 1 to 1 recreation of Saga's entire journey. And they do this shit multiple times. Not to mention the whole investigating and talking to residents thing.

    Plus the Dark Place comes across so much more as a Stephen King concept rather than Twin Peaks. In Twin Peaks everything is almost corpeal and real and not real at the same time. But nothing about the Dark Place and the effect it has is like that. Its a real entity, that affects the characters In far more deeper ways.

    The Red Room is much more...fuck, I can't even explain it lmao. All I'll say is that Lynch dances on the mystique side, a lot more than the mystery side. And Alan Wake 2 feels more like some REAL world, with some meaning and history. Less spiritual/mystical and closer to almost horror fantasy.

    At the end of the day. My conclusion is that Alan Wake 2 is almost completely it's own thing. It's not completely X-Files, nor completely Stephen King. Whatever it's trying to do. I haven't really seen it in large part in any acclaimed or even non acclaimed media. The closest thing I think to it, is that it gives me anime vibes, except If anime was well written and didn't rely on archetypes because the Japanese cannot write real human beings.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both Alan Wake and Twin Peaks are heavily, heavily riffing on Alistar Crowleys book of the law, old order of the solar temple 1930's spiritualism revivals horseshit about concepts like the black lodge.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because even the devs say they take a ton of inspiration from twin peaks. Now of course the game takes from other things as well, but i do agree that the game feels like it's own thing, even more so as you progress through the game.
      P.S. I really love Alan's levels.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they take a ton of inspiration from twin peaks.

        the devs never said that. stfu. the only thing Sam Lake said is that the decision to boldly depic Cooper's downtrodden return in Twin Peaks S3 where he needed to he built back up to what he was, inspired him to take the same bold action with Alan and start off with him as weak, confused, cautious, borderline paranoid and downtrodden in contrast to his confident determined self from the first game.

        show me evidence of any other time the "devs" said they took "inspiration" because even this example I gave, is taking "inspiration" out of context depending on how you read it. He wasn't inspired to take from twin peaks, he was inspired to be more bold.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the devs never said that. stfu.
          Fake fan detected.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I will try not to be mean.

            Besides the fact thus barely looks legitimate. If you see here. The explanations for the "inspirations" are so shallow that they might aswell not be tied to any of these. The only one maybe I can see is Hannibal, just because of how unique Will Graham's whole empathy profiling thing was.

            On the True Detective note. If I remember correctly, the "occult" murders was literally like 1 or 2 dudes, and wasn't as contained to a single town as the Cult of the Tree.

            Fargo, is something I just watched recently. No idea what season he could be referring to, but the first two are the most iconic I think. And there is NOTHING remotely like that in ANY of Alan Wake 2 like at all. I'd argue Fargo is almost a character study first, and then some gang related shit after. Also there's nothing remotely like Malvo.

            Also Twink Peaks SEASON 2 is sighted??? Season 2????? Maybe you could cope about season 1, but season 2 isn't remotely like Alan Wake 2, what similarities are there to even draw beyond being in a small American town? And even then the town itself doesn't even get that much focus in AW2, it's almost entirely everything on the outskirts or around the forest. Which when considering that. It feels more like X-Files to me than Twin Peaks because it was about 2 FBI agents going all around america to small towns investigating odd murders and disappearances.

            How is X-Files, the most OBVIOUS and closest similarity, the one left out?

            And regarding Midsommar...I never watched it, so can't really comment.

            https://youtu.be/bBw0bBUdTZY?feature=shared&t=127

            Even here, they barely elaborate on what that means. Atleast with the general quote I gave regarding what Sam said about Twin Peaks inspiration, you can actually understand a motivation and formulate a connection to what he was "inspired" by.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There was a lot of buildup in True Detective to a sprawling cult with people of power involved.
              Then the final dude in the finale is some inbred guy in the woods and his buddies.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's just because the devs want to get cultural acclaim via Lynch's name tbh.
              The games are not Lynchian at all. It is a pastiche at best.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Besides the fact thus barely looks legitimate
              https://twitter.com/TimePirateNinja/status/1721909846402854997
              Keep trying anon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Keep trying anon.

                I like how Ganker constantly does this dumb shit where they only respond to a very small sliver of an argument and nothing else and then act as if they've gotten some kind of own or dig.

                But at the same time, the fact that anyone would respond like this and think it an appropriate or even remotely valid response, probably indicates they barley possess enough self awareness for bringing this to attention to matter.

                In which case I'd rather you just not engage with me at all. I have a very hard time talking about anything in depth with children, and don't try to have this type of conversation with my little sister because I understand she doesn't have enough knowledge and context about how to engage in certain types of conversations to do so satisfyingly. I love my sister tho, but don't love you, so please don't respond again.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How are you doing today Alan Wake schizoposter?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tbh he seems the most sane and analytical in this thread because he properly assesses things. It's pretty ironic to call him the schizo.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                based rando. I've been noticing that a decent amount of people in secret actually like my effort posts and think I'm right 90% of the time. I've had atleast 4 people other than u tell me I'm right, which is more than you can ever expect on this shit board.

                I will try to keep at it, as much as I can be interested to.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Unfortunately he's completely deranged. He's a regular in these threads and if you fall for the bait of replying reasonably to him but he just disagrees with you he writes long grandiose narcissistic posts where he misidentifies logical fallacies, uses "begging the question" incorrectly multiple times in the thread, and exhibits at least 7 of the diagnostic criteria for narcissistic personality disorder.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                151 words 831 characters while saying absolutely nothing. Very impressive.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You lost, nagger. Shut up and move on already. No amount of wall of text spam is going to change the fact that you are objectively wrong according to the devs.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This is an enormously frustrating post

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, that's just how the truth be like sometimes

                >get absolutely and unequivocally BTFO with plain unarguable truth
                >proceeds to post a waterfall of text in denial
                Mentally ill. Seek help.

                yeah, that's just how the truth be like sometimes

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >get absolutely and unequivocally BTFO with plain unarguable truth
              >proceeds to post a waterfall of text in denial
              Mentally ill. Seek help.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ?feature=shared&t=127

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they take a ton of inspiration from twin peaks.

      the devs never said that. stfu. the only thing Sam Lake said is that the decision to boldly depic Cooper's downtrodden return in Twin Peaks S3 where he needed to he built back up to what he was, inspired him to take the same bold action with Alan and start off with him as weak, confused, cautious, borderline paranoid and downtrodden in contrast to his confident determined self from the first game.

      show me evidence of any other time the "devs" said they took "inspiration" because even this example I gave, is taking "inspiration" out of context depending on how you read it. He wasn't inspired to take from twin peaks, he was inspired to be more bold.

      I will try not to be mean.

      Besides the fact thus barely looks legitimate. If you see here. The explanations for the "inspirations" are so shallow that they might aswell not be tied to any of these. The only one maybe I can see is Hannibal, just because of how unique Will Graham's whole empathy profiling thing was.

      On the True Detective note. If I remember correctly, the "occult" murders was literally like 1 or 2 dudes, and wasn't as contained to a single town as the Cult of the Tree.

      Fargo, is something I just watched recently. No idea what season he could be referring to, but the first two are the most iconic I think. And there is NOTHING remotely like that in ANY of Alan Wake 2 like at all. I'd argue Fargo is almost a character study first, and then some gang related shit after. Also there's nothing remotely like Malvo.

      Also Twink Peaks SEASON 2 is sighted??? Season 2????? Maybe you could cope about season 1, but season 2 isn't remotely like Alan Wake 2, what similarities are there to even draw beyond being in a small American town? And even then the town itself doesn't even get that much focus in AW2, it's almost entirely everything on the outskirts or around the forest. Which when considering that. It feels more like X-Files to me than Twin Peaks because it was about 2 FBI agents going all around america to small towns investigating odd murders and disappearances.

      How is X-Files, the most OBVIOUS and closest similarity, the one left out?

      And regarding Midsommar...I never watched it, so can't really comment.

      [...]
      Even here, they barely elaborate on what that means. Atleast with the general quote I gave regarding what Sam said about Twin Peaks inspiration, you can actually understand a motivation and formulate a connection to what he was "inspired" by.

      >Keep trying anon.

      I like how Ganker constantly does this dumb shit where they only respond to a very small sliver of an argument and nothing else and then act as if they've gotten some kind of own or dig.

      But at the same time, the fact that anyone would respond like this and think it an appropriate or even remotely valid response, probably indicates they barley possess enough self awareness for bringing this to attention to matter.

      In which case I'd rather you just not engage with me at all. I have a very hard time talking about anything in depth with children, and don't try to have this type of conversation with my little sister because I understand she doesn't have enough knowledge and context about how to engage in certain types of conversations to do so satisfyingly. I love my sister tho, but don't love you, so please don't respond again.

      Not a regular, but damn are Alan threads always like this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is an Anon that has attached his entire identity to this game and has a meltdown over every criticism.
        Remind him that the jumpscares were lame and he will have a meltdown about the lore.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the jumpscares were lame
          I'm not him, but I thought the jumpscares were fine, they really aren't as egregious as other games and they helped sell the atmosphere. With Cynthia they went so overboard that it became funny. The goofy grandma from the first game jumpscaring you every other step is such a ridiculous concept and I'd be hard pressed to believe that they didn't do that on purpose.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well that's why I thought they were stupid. I played with headphones and I got a legitimate migraine from the constant screaming. It wasn't scary, it was obnoxious.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHOW ME THE CHAMPION OF LIIIIGHT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AND I'LL SHOW YOU THE HERALD OF DARKNESS

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like to say gibberish like "perkele perkel" when I mock mexicans talking in spanish.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Old Scratch, Satan, our Savior
    What did he mean by this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ahti is a river god mostly forgotten in a pantheon mostly forgotten, he remembers the old folklore as old friends which is why he calls the Andersons "my rowdy northern cousins". Hes talking about things from a very different pre roman christianisation perspective.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whats even the point of saga retarded mind palace
    >walk into room
    >saga: hmmm locked computer, password must be nearby
    >look around the room for clues
    >saga: hmmmm those look like clues i can use to find the password
    >okay i guess i can either solve the puzzle myself or put it on the board and i get the answer?
    >have to slowly put shit on the wall and near stupid comments
    >finally put every clue
    >saga: aha! i got it! the password is somehwere in this room!
    too bad it was almost done with the game when i realised i don't actually have to do this retarded minigame unless the game forces me to (and it just forces me to do it near the end several times in a row).
    it also tries to load whole room every time i open map and lags as shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just an interactive quest log that is supposed to be a novel way of building character by showing you Saga's deductive and introspective processes firsthand I guess. The non-bullshit answer is that they obviously had the idea of the Dark Presence invading Saga's inner sanctum first, and then built the mind place concept around that idea haphazardly.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It made me think they saw evil within, said "wow kewl" and copied it without thinking much.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The non-bullshit answer is that they obviously had the idea of the Dark Presence invading Saga's inner sanctum first, and then built the mind place concept around that idea haphazardly.

        The "non bullshit" is retarded Ganker tier schizo conspiracy, because the mind place literally permeates the entire story and is a fundemental aspect of it, and that's not remotely how game design works. But Ganker is genuinely retarded and mentally ill so they'll constantly project their ignorance and perception as matter of fact.

        whats even the point of saga retarded mind palace
        >walk into room
        >saga: hmmm locked computer, password must be nearby
        >look around the room for clues
        >saga: hmmmm those look like clues i can use to find the password
        >okay i guess i can either solve the puzzle myself or put it on the board and i get the answer?
        >have to slowly put shit on the wall and near stupid comments
        >finally put every clue
        >saga: aha! i got it! the password is somehwere in this room!
        too bad it was almost done with the game when i realised i don't actually have to do this retarded minigame unless the game forces me to (and it just forces me to do it near the end several times in a row).
        it also tries to load whole room every time i open map and lags as shit.

        >too bad it was almost done with the game when i realised i don't actually have to do this retarded minigame unless the game forces me to (and it just forces me to do it near the end several times in a row).

        that's your fault. not surprised Ganker is this retarded tho with how 90% of threads on this board are.

        >whats even the point of saga retarded mind palace

        The point is fairly obvious if you're not a retard. Not sure it's worth explaining when retards can just conjure up a "non bullshit answer" to satisfy their feelings whenever they want because this place is actually schizo tier and just believes whatever they want with no grounding in logic which is why the board is constantly shit.

        But if anyone here wasn't retarded and actually paid close attention to the dialogue, there are moments and instances in the story where Saga will express a distinct excitement to engage with and solve the mystery. They made a point to emphasize this. THIS knowledge, along with some of Remedy's expressed intentions with the character, the fact she's an outsider character, and the fact that she mirrors Wake...the writer...tells me that she represents the "Detective" also called...the "theorist" She is supposed to represent the type of fan that loves collecting information to piece together the mystery of stories.

        And the case board is simply a gameplay manifestation of that which acts as characterization for her, and to tell/engage with the story.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Alan Wake schizo posts again

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >And the case board is simply a gameplay manifestation of that which acts as characterization for her, and to tell/engage with the story.
          Yea but gameplay wise it sucks and serves no purpose except for literally one time at the end of the game. Right from the start when i saw that there's whole room for me to walk around in i waited for when they gonna do the "its time for spooky in what you thought was spooky-free area" which already falls apart because right at the start they say "game not paused when you're in this room so watch out!" so you never actually get comfortable being in it anyway.

          And yea profiling just stupid, i guess its better than "audio logs" in control (which you have to sit and watch in the menu and not while playing) but thats a low bar to pass anyway. I also didnt like that they way they present profiling is obviously some mystical psychic mind reading bullshit but saga is all surprised later to learn it was more than just "good intuition". Also a lot of stupid filler where she repeats the question you just read on a piece of paper, and after profiling ends she repeats and summs up what you heard literally seconds ago.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Yea but gameplay wise it sucks

            No it doesn't. This isn't an argument.

            >and serves no purpose except for literally one time at the end of the game.

            No, it serves a purpose...to engage with the story through gameplay. Don't know what you're talking about, but I have a feeling you're one of those small minded retards that thinks only their conception of things applies to videogames.

            >Right from the start when i saw that there's whole room for me to walk around in i waited for when they gonna do the "its time for spooky in what you thought was spooky-free area"

            projecting your meaningless expectations onto something and then getting mad when they're not met probably has to be one of the biggest indications of genuine and unadulterated mental deficiency. your problem. not the games.

            this ENTIRE time, you have been complaining about the game for being the way it is and you simply not liking it. You haven't bothered to try to actually make a point about how anything actually results in any probable qualm or lack of substance, coherency etc.

            let's see if you do by the end.

            >And yea profiling just stupid, i guess its better than "audio logs" in control (which you have to sit and watch in the menu and not while playing) but thats a low bar to pass anyway.

            I think it's just a quirky way to depict a character having supernatural powers. But I agree for the most part.

            > also didnt like that they way they present profiling is obviously some mystical psychic mind reading bullshit but saga is all surprised later to learn it was more than just "good intuition".

            I mean, it's not TOO much of a stretch to call it "good intuition" at first, if you consider the first time it's used, against those black kids. if you're following the conversation, they're obviously hiding something. The absurdity obviously comes from having any idea what they're hiding. And then the Nightingale heart thing is also absurd. don't know how to feel about it. It's just part of the story

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>saga: aha! i got it! the password is somehwere in this room!

      Another thing to consider here is that the point of the case board in this specific case, was to literally just gather all the information and connections in one specific space, so you don't have to go around back and forth in the room and keep those connections in your head. Also Saga gives a comment when reviewing the "evidence" that's a very important nudge in the right direction of how to write the password. It's first purpose is the purpose of a real case board...to keep track of connections so you can formulate an understanding of something.

      When Saga says "The answer is in the room" As awkward as it comes across, it's just a way for the game to tell you that you have all the information. You just need to put it together properly.

      Focusing on the dialogue is weird to me, because even here the board serves a clear purpose, that is also obviously optional, and I didn't even end up using it once I put it together because I was too lazy to go into the case board and thought I remembered everything anyway, which is good. The board allowed me to stimulate my memory and make those connections. Almost similarly to how quizz cards, test questions, and actually writing down notes yourself have been proven to.

      The mechanic is good. My personal problem is the fact that it doesn't even get used that often, and often gets shafted in favour of the profiling mechanic that's just a glorified cutscene that admittedly wouldn't work unless it existed in the mind place, but I still hate it. My favourite parts with the case board were in the beginning when you had to put down a lot of information at once and get some perspective on how Saga sees this information, and my other favourite moment is when Saga refuses to put the "Logan is dead" Newspaper on the board.

      Saga is supposed to be the player (well an enthusiastic fan of Alan Wake that likes to make theories)...but she's still a person in the story

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got a T-posing Alex Casey bug

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Casey's animations seem to be quite volatile. I had his walk cycle go nuts early in the game.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will Alan keep the leather jacket or thats too insensitive.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In any case: Persona 5 is a more Nietzschean work than Alan Wake 2 is a Lynchian work.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is Persona 4 Lynchian?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, it is also Nietzschean tbh. Most JRPGs (aside from Western influenced devs) are Nietzschean.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    .......Jaako?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I carve down my plot, I write with your blood
      I created this world, but first came the word

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This hit me pretty hard. I loved their commercials and how much the two of them worked to restore their dying town.
      Alice's "death" also got to me, but got immediately swapped with incredulity when I learned what her retarded plan was. If she didn't fake her death then Alan would have never gotten possessed by Scratch and nothing bad would have happened, what the fuck

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't feel anything because the game was really forcing me to care about her and watch her stupid movies. I can't even remember her in AW1, whe was like non-existent character that was just a plot element for MC so we didn't learn much about her, and in 2 she just appears in those videos that not entertaining to watch in the slightest and grind the gameplay to a complete stop until you sit and stare at them.

        And yea the "death" and really every video only makes sense if it was dark place gaslighting Alan, but it's not, so dark place somehow could affect her despite being far far away from the lake? Maybe shit would make more sense if the game was finished and not stopped halfway through and we got an explanation for what actually happened.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These guys had incredible facial animations every time you see them
      don't understand how they look so good and Alex is so stiff en weird looking the entire game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sam did the mocap himself, he probably autistically wanted him to only look like a tired old man. It's funny because the fictional Casey is the only one who smiles.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe they just spend more time on the famous actors animations to get most out of their money

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any narrative reason why Saga is black (given nordic patheon in her family tree)? is she Door's daughter?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Could be mr. hatch. or maybe mr door is actually mr hatch. Who knows

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >is she Door's daughter?

      Could be mr. hatch. or maybe mr door is actually mr hatch. Who knows

      I'm tired of this shitty excuse. Door didn't NEED a daughter at all to have any relevance to the story, nor to expand on any lore. A white Saga could have been Tomas Zane's long lost daughter for all I care.

      And NO I am not a fucking racist. My point from the get go is that the Saga in the game doesn't need any justification to exist because there is nothing wrong with her being black and no reason she needs to be white. THAT is the implication whenever racist retards ask this btw. The implication that black people need to justify their skin colour and existence while it should just be a given that every character is white otherwise. Fuck off, this mentality is genuinely irrational and I don't even typically care about racist stuff on here.

      She's black because that's a characteristic she posseses, just like a characteristic of somebody could be them being 6 feet, or having red hair, or wearing a knitted shirt. No more justification is needed. White Saga was a place holder charcater from when a sequel was never even guaranteed, from a game that isn't even considered Canon, but even if it was it wouldn't matter because she essentially existed in the concept stage, and any creator can change whatever the fuck they want whenever need be. Not to mention that white Saga simply could have been unavailable or uninterested in Alan Wake 2 after years passed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you could also mention Thor should be black as well you racist fuck

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think you're retarded and either missed my point, or live in a completely different universe.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey, girl. For a Finn, holiday is holy, perkele.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DUDE WHAT IF...
    >WHAT IF TOOK FINNISH PROVERBS....
    >AND JUST DIRECTLY TRANSLATED THEM TO ENGLISH SO THEY BARELY EVEN MAKE SENSE xDDD
    His whole character shtick is cringe as fuck.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So was the fictitious Cult of the Word in New York just a Law of Manifestation/Attraction Cult that only existed in the story?

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think they fucked up eyepatch in live action segments so they had to put a paper explaining it after that

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hahaha mämmïïï përkëlë hahahaha voi vittüüü hahahaha sätännäää :*~~)
    hahaha 😀

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I just got Ahti's cassette player and I'm about to start the ashtray maze what am I in for?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kino
      TAKE
      CONTROL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're in for a wild ride, strap in.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're about to take charge

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The best, most kino time of your fucking life.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Game bugged out for me when I went for it so it completely fell flat for me.

      Be sure to hang out at the entrance for a while so the game can load it. And don't sprint right at the start.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When did you play it? I just went through this section yesterday and didn't have any issues.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Earlier this week, I replayed the game after playing AW1.

          It's just my computer having trouble keeping up with me. I finished AWE yesterday and I had a whole-ass encounter in a major room for a few minutes... that ended with me dying because the game forgot to load Hartman in and the reality slapback killed Jesse.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks bros it's time to strap in with a cold beer and enjoy the ride

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Very good game we play it

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We don't like digital, AW2 should come out on disc so we can buy it again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no pretentious playstation movie walking simulator
      that' the good start.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit what up Henry. Thought you were PC exclusive.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Robocop game actually good? Heard FF16 is also piss easy, to the point it sounds boring.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If it's based on Twin Peaks why did they make Twin Mids

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck are those enemies upside down weird enemies in the nursing home? one literally just disappeared out of thin air on me so I ran into a light and now I hear slimy sounds and whispers like she crawling around on the outskirts of the light but I can't fucking see her wtf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look very carefully with your light on.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What does:

    RA KA LEE AHHH
    PERKELE

    mean?
    It was a soundbyte from one of the murder at the mansion custom map spinoffs in warcraft 3, where as the killer you controlled a pitlord.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its the sound perkolator makes when you brew coffee with it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ha, found it. It was mansion murderer

      Though they don't actually say perkele it's just texted, though I think it was on later version.
      Not completely lost to time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Says "raakaa lihaa, raw meat

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ah cool that's that age old mystery solved.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's with the actual praise for this game? I played it for a few hours, got to the reactor area and couldn't have been anymore bored. Does it get better?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >got to the reactor area

      what???

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where the fuck do these games come from?
    Finland doesn't exist.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT DAMNED JUKEBOX

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's right in the central executive lounge area

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To your right when you're leaving the sector elevator, just past the security gate, Director/Dumbass

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Finns some of the funniest people on the internet? Their macros are so esoteric and absurd and yet so very pervasive in internet culture for such a relatively tiny proportion of the overall population

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    goddamn, anyone know when you're supposed to get the boltcutters?? I'm in Cynthia's overlap or whatever and just came across a door that needs em

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      never mind, I literally just got them, lmao I am dumb.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Finns are absolutely batshit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that was fucking legendary

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay. I just fought the taken woman with the sledgehammer in Cynthia's overlap and...it was fun???

    it also made me realize that 80% of the reason combat feels so shit in this game is because enemies are retarded and not aggressive enough. The sledge hammer lady literally stunned herself like twice after swinging at me. If they made enemies slightly faster, more resilient (not hp, I mean they should immediately stop attacking after like 1 or 2 attacks, basically they should have more stamina) and more aggressive. Then the combat could be actually pretty good.

    Here's to hoping Nightmare Mode does something about that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I only had an issue with the combat in Saga's sections. Wake's sections made up for that with the behavior of non-hostile shadows.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I only had an issue with the combat in Saga's sections.

        What do you mean by issue?

        >Wake's sections made up for that with the behavior of non-hostile shadows.

        What do you mean? I'd argue the shadow niggas are the ONLY threatening enemy. I might include the wolves, but their AI can be retarded too, and like I said, every other enemy in Saga's section needs to be ATLEAST close to as aggressive as the shadows can be. But even then, the shadows should be more aggressive too. I remember one time, a shadow dude legit just stared at me and threw black orbs at me even though he could teleport right to me if he wanted.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The combat system is bad without the Wake section shakeups. Looking down a hallway of shadow niggas was always interesting because of trying to deduce if there was a real enemy in there. Sometimes the peaceful ones follow you the same as hostile ones too, I loved it.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finnish logic peaks through Remedy's decision-making
    >add aimbot, god mode and one hit kills in the menu
    >no similar toggle for a fucking waypoint
    very accessible game guys

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >own a trailer park
    >have a coffee-themed amusement park and gift shop
    >Motorcycle club and a sauna
    >locally made beer brand
    >wildlife tour guides
    Is there anything they can't do?

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it possible to actually see cyntia while shes underwater?

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IS THAT A LIGHTHOUSE WITH A DYING LIGHT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, it's a Bioshock reference

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shame what they did to shadow enemies in 2, pretty much non existent mechanic they had to carry over from 1. There's absolutely no enviromental interaction with light against them to the point where they can freely stand and walk under the "safe spot" lights because nothing except player's light exists, and then its only special "biden flashlight blast" that does anything. iirc in first even just pointing light worked just not as good as other stuff.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shame what they did to shadow enemies in 2

      are you retarded? there were no shadow enemies in 1. The fuck.

      >pretty much non existent mechanic they had to carry over from 1.

      I don't know what you're talking about.

      >There's absolutely no enviromental interaction

      what the fuck are you talking about? there doesn't need to be. this isn't some pixel game where you can just make up retarded contrived mechanics to warp light. Light is either natural or controlled. You either get it from the sun, or man made creations.

      >where they can freely stand and walk under the "safe spot" lights because nothing except player's light exists

      what the fuck are you talking about????? where the fuck do these retarded falseflaggers keep coming from??? one of the first things the game tells you is that they can't walk under the light.

      >iirc in first even just pointing light worked just not as good as other stuff.

      ...you had to focus the light in 1 too, the fuck. just pointing it at them wasn't remotely viable.

      huh. so the retarded shitposters are back.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        every enemy in 1 was an enemy with shadow around them just like in 2, retard.
        >. this isn't some pixel game
        what the fuck are you talking about
        >Light is either natural or controlled. You either get it from the sun, or man made creations.
        What the fuck are you actually talking about
        You don't understand what "enviromental interaction" means in this context? Heres a picture: theres wood pile, you light it up with weapons or something, there's a lot of light now and it damages everyone around, or i guess its impossible since its not a pixel game.
        >one of the first things the game tells you is that they can't walk under the light.
        Yea keyword "tells you" because they sure as fuck can still walk under any light and not react to it.
        >huh. so the retarded shitposters are back.
        yea, you're back.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >What the fuck are you actually talking about
          >You don't understand what "enviromental interaction" means in this context? Heres a picture: theres wood pile, you light it up with weapons or something, there's a lot of light now and it damages everyone around, or i guess its impossible since its not a pixel game.

          ah. my bad. you're actually too retarded to even have this conversation because you have zero conception of relevance. okay good day. believe what you want, you're wrong. lmao, couldn't imagine being this much of a retard, but if there weren't so many, how could the human race possibly struggle so much for so long to make progress?

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >i think the mind place would be improved by having a bit that allowed you to in game write down notes on some kind of white board to work through the puzzles like the math ones for cult stashes

    huh. first recommendation I've heard on Ganker that I actually somewhat agree with. I'm sure it'd be kind of awkward to implement, especially since the math puzzles are so few, ontop of being optional, but that doesn't sound TOO bad I think.

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dude. Cynthia's boss fight is by far the hardest one so far. why the fuck did so many retards complain about Nightingale? you have to dodge, actual weird homing blurs of Darkness tightly in her fight while taking advantage of every tight opening that she isn't shooting orbs at you.

    I'm not exactly complaining, but is there some trick? or were people just lying

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i shot her with rifle when she was coming out of the water and the finished with couple shotgun shots, she died in like 10 seconds after i turned the lights on and found her. Maybe she bugged out or maybe rifle headshots that powaful so she was constantly staggered.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i shot her with rifle when she was coming out of the water and the finished with couple shotgun shots

        oh, so you didn't even have to engage with the fight at all.

        >Maybe she bugged out or maybe rifle headshots that powaful so she was constantly staggered.

        I hit all my rifle headshots, but she still channels the black orbs anyway. Maybe I'll just keep trying and ignore the channeling, but otherwise, she's the hardest encounter in the entire game. Honestly, harder than some RE4 bosses probably.

        I can't tell how much of this is just the FOV + the weird screen blur the projectiles cause.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nta
          >I can't tell how much of this is just the FOV + the weird screen blur the projectiles cause.
          This is the only reason she is any difficult. It was hard to tell what the fuck was going on. I just shot her and ran around a bit to make sure I wasn't about to get an orb up my ass, then shot her again and repeat until she died. I was just randomly exploding before that.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i shot her with rifle when she was coming out of the water and the finished with couple shotgun shots, she died in like 10 seconds after i turned the lights on and found her. Maybe she bugged out or maybe rifle headshots that powaful so she was constantly staggered.

            I feel like I'm having a different fight than both of you, or I'm bad, or the game bugs.

            This is what happens for me so far:

            -Headshot her with the rifle twice or thrice.

            -She throws our darkness orbs

            -Finally get the hang of dodging them

            -Shoot her

            -She falls down

            -Has darkness shield

            -Shoot that; exposes read weakspot

            -Shoot that; she's rising again for another dark orb channel

            -Shoot again; dodge orbs, she falls down afar

            -Starts doing these water slash attacks

            -Dodge, Shoot.

            -Now she's on ground.

            -Runs at me slashing her hand???

            -Think that using flashlight will slow her down

            -She simply DOES NOT SLOW DOWN

            -She keeps coming

            -Only thing that stops her is headshots, but when you headshot two times she starts slouching and jerking her head, so need to reposition but...

            -She's fucking fast, she just keeps charging at you slashing

            -Going for headshots is a risk because if she slashes you one time, your dodge becomes worse because you're low health

            -Okay, I will take the safe route and just keep dodging...

            -For some reason she sometimes just decides to literally NOT STOP charging at you and slashing.

            -I can't tell when to stop dodging to look for an opening.

            -I'm starting to mess up my timings because she just feels unpredictable now.

            And this is how I died the last time.

            No idea what to do. I'm guessing it's just a bug, but to me she's undoubtedly the hardest boss. No other boss in this game has as much dynamism to their attack patterns and type of attacks as her. But I could be bad of course.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This is Cynthia? Sounds like a bug dude, the first phase of that fight was piss easy for me on hard. And I sucked at the game and am a retard.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i don't even know what to say, maybe try throwing a flare at her at the start or something?

                Nevermind. Just beat her. It was tense and fun, felt like I actually had to dodge stuff properly and aim properly. Nice fight all around. Probably the best encounter in the game. I'm convinced now that she was a bit bugged. But that's only a good thing. Maybe this whole game needs a bug that makes enemies unexpectedly fast and spam their attacks.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i don't even know what to say, maybe try throwing a flare at her at the start or something?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Just ammo dump her.
              Hopefully you invested in good weapon upgrades and you use them properly.

              It could be bugged, the game is notoriously buggy, but I think you're just doing something wrong.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Just ammo dump her.

                Already beat her.

                >Hopefully you invested in good weapon upgrades and you use them properly.

                Only thing I invested in I think was:

                -faster reload times
                -restore health when kill enemy
                -two crossbow shots before needing to reload

                I will not invest in anything else...except for maybe crossbow upgrades because it's a fun weapon

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This was by far the hardest part of the game for me as well and all online advice was totally useless for me.

              Once she is on the ground and 'tard charging you she is almost dead, just burn her down if you get to that point.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >This was by far the hardest part of the game

                Was it fun in the end for you too atleast?

                >Once she is on the ground and 'tard charging you she is almost dead, just burn her down if you get to that point.

                Yeah I ended up beating her. Not sure what you mean by "burn her down" burn her with what? there are no fire weapons?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I just meant "don't hold back, go all out before she kills you", not literally use fire.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              my game bugged the first time I fought her and I couldn't switch weapons, reload, open my inventory, or fire. The second time I got her in 2 cycles, by throwing a flare after she dropped and shooting her weakpoint with the rifle.

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Jesse Faden

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    They don't follow you under them but they can still walk under them, they won't go in the rooms/buildings but walk under lampposts just fine.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its weird, the Remedy-verse makes you want to believe that the Dark Presence is the defacto strongest evil force in the setting.. but the Hiss seem far worse, as just being in our reality for moment caused everyone in the Oldest House without an HRA to be immediately taken over, and their taken forms are far more mutated and capable of all sorts of shit.

    with the implication that if they escaped the pocket dimension of The Oldest House, they'd body snatch every person on the planet.. in an instant.

    meanwhile the Dark Presence has been doing spooky shit for decades, if not centuries, and has killed a couple dozen people tops, how it even "takes" is never quite explained, nor what keeps it from taking in the interim years.

    also without a human mind attached to it, it seems mindless and directionless beyond the want to get out of the strange dimensions in the Lake, and also it seems the reality warping powers are not solely its own, but something seperate.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >meanwhile the Dark Presence has been doing spooky shit for decades, if not centuries, and has killed a couple dozen people tops, how it even "takes" is never quite explained, nor what keeps it from taking in the interim years.

      what the fuck are you talking about? The dark presence has never escaped into the real world like the hiss. That's the entire fucking point of the Alan Wake story.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bits of it escape by Taking people

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sam Lake is a retcon abuser as well as a hack hiding behind muh Lynchian handwaving of common sense.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't have anything that could contain Scratch. So he's probably up there in terms of power.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ahti = finnish water god
    >alan wake = A.Wake
    >saga = fairy tale
    >alex casey = solves cases
    >emil hartman = doctor
    >mr. scratch = Alan's censored named (he edits alans stories, corrupting them)
    >characters mentioned in the manuscript all have tragic backstories (nightingale losing his best friend and colleague, saga losing her child)
    anything else you've noticed?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A hatch... is another form of Door.

      BRAVO LAKE!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's just because they don't own the quantum break up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scratch is a better writer than Alan.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alan/Zane is Väinämöinen
      the demigod of chants and poems from the Kalevala. The bikers in Bright Falls even call themselves Kalevala Knights

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never played Alan Wake or Control. What are the games like? Are they any good?

    All I've really seen of them is cutscene clips and some gameplay shots from Control in hardware showcase videos.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Alan Wake 1
      Imagine a Stephen King pastiche where a writer whose writings influence reality runs around shooting shadow people for 10 hours with mind-numbing gameplay but some decent writing and funny side content.
      >Control
      Imagine a generic red-headed protagonist woman shooting her way through an endless brutalist fractal building while encountering SCP-inspired supernatural objects with middling gameplay but funny side content.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so these devs can't make a game with good gameplay?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they did max payne

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alan Wake 1 is a niche, and AW2 is fad of the month.
      You'll only get anything out of them if you're a Twin Peaks/Stephen King/X-Files geek.

      Control is one of the most overrated games of all time, but some people love it for some reason (it was feces).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Control is one of the most overrated games of all time

        delusional. Ganker lives in such a bubble lmao.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alan Wake 2 has more to do with House of Leaves than Stephen King at this point

        >writers sister's song plays every wake level

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait...does the game seriously expect me to just walk all the way back to the sheriff station????????

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will enjoy the walking simulator, and you will praise it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eh. That's a bit reductive. You could then reduce a lot of Open World or exploration games to walking simulator. Admittedly this game's level design isn't that complicated. But there are still lots of side shit and optional puzzles and collectibles to find along the way. I just personally hate that shit unless it's a metroidvania I like.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a week later i still dont understand at least 80% of the story

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What don't you understand?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So is everyone just a character written into a story, what is even real or not, why does Alex look exactly like Alan's character, why was Alan trapped in the lake the second time but not the first time he jumped in, where is Alice, is Alan dead, is Logan dead, what is real lmao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >why was Alan trapped in the lake the second time but not the first time he jumped in, where is Alice, is Alan dead, is Logan dead, what is real lmao

          oh God. you cannot read.

          did you even play the first game? your first question is literally answered in the first big twist

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most of the things from the real world are real, the things alan imagines or sees in echos in the dark place are made partially from reality and partially fake. Although most of them have become characters written into position in the story, they were not made up for the story. Alex's appearance and resemblance to Alex Casey the character and Aleksi Kesa the finnish actor aren't explained. Life imitates art imitates life imitates art. Alan wrote Departure to leave the first time, Alice is time skipping around the dark place trying to lead alan to safety, alan is not dead, he killed the doubt in his head at the end with the light bullet, logan is not dead presumably cut off for cliffhangers, (YOURE IN A VIDEO GAME MAX)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Alan is simply wrong about writing fictional characters into reality being impossible, because Alan himself is affected by his own reality warping abilities, to him, said characters were always real, because "now they are" post-hoc him writing them.

            Alan himself is just Thomas Zane larping a better, more successful life/attempt at beating the Dark Presence, he's a fictional character/reimagining of another person.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >https://alanwake.fandom.com/wiki/Ilmo_Resists_The_Dark_Presence
              Hard to say in my opinion, because here it looks like Scratch/Alan is attempting to "insert" a character here, but people can literally resist being a figure in the story, although for how long is hard to say.

              [...]
              why the fuck are you guys spoonfeeding this retard? these questions are LITERALLY answered in the game multiple times, either through the case board or by Alan himself.

              You can get multiple instances of confirmation that Alan can't create something out of nothing. Aka he can't write characters into existence.

              If bro can't have basic reading comprehension then it's worthless just telling him.

              it's like the "teach a person how to fish, don't just catch the fish for them" saying or whatever.

              I want to talk about it and the consequences of my actions are nil

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Alan himself is affected by his own reality warping abilities

              ...

              >Alan himself is just Thomas Zane larping a better, more successful life/attempt at beating the Dark Presence, he's a fictional character/reimagining of another person.

              Literally pulling shit out of your ass. None of this is remotely confirmed you midwit. Holy fucking shit. My bad actually maybe that guy was right to complain about the story. If retards like this that pretend they understand anything understand nothing.

              I'm pretty sure this is literally addressed in the first game. Fuck, I wish I could remember an exact quote. But I think somebody asks Alan why he can't just write himself a happy ending and it's because he has to make the story make sense based on prestablished facts and rules of the real world. The entire conflict of the first game is that the Dark Place tricked him and edited the story into a horror story, and now he has to write it in a way that steers it away from that because he can't just literally scratch shit out and start over.

              Even ignoring all that. Why didn't Alan just write a happy ending straight up? He was desperate to save his wife and we already know she's his anchor to this world. Unless you're trying to suggest Alan is a psycho that was just fucking around in the Dark Place because it was fun "which would make zero fucking sense for any human being ever, not even a psycho because it means you're fucking trapped in essentially non existence" Then provide evidence for that.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >look how hard I'm feigning aggressive astonishment guys!!
                >do i fit in yet?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Alan is too constrained by medium, genre, prose, character choice, tropes, and his own insecurity about life to write a happy ending to a self proclaimed horror story. He'd rather write a half cocked detective story with a deus ex machina abusing psychic protag to save himself, despite being smart enough to bitch directly to the audience when his past cringe rears its ugly head (sometimes literally with the dark place's time fuckery) to ensure he sticks to whatever convoluted script he first wrote. Which is why he has to go to great lengths to write a prequel filled with retcons and extended introductions for characters who ultimately don't matter that greatly in the narrative frame of the story.

                Unlike GOD thomas zane, who transcends beyond creative limits and literally rebirths himself through Jesus Christ Alan Wake Superstar and the power of KINO alone.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                completely forgetting that it was thomas zane who created alan wake

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                GOD created Jesus Christ and yet the man still faltered at times in his life. Explain that

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                also something about jungian shadows, and having to better yourself by accepting the anima and shadow into your own ego makes it make sense in my head. Sure, Wake may be Zane, but it is not confirmed. Nor would it be confirmed that by being reborn would Zane retain his powers as the Lightbringer (which is presumably why he wrote in his own line of succession to deliver his own power in the lamp, to himself). Hence, Alan is still able to falter as an artist since he has not awoken fully to an inner power like Door, the Andersons, or Jesse. However with the help of his own creations he is able to self actualize and defeat his FUD (the jungian shadow) with the help of his wife (the anima) much like zane was able to years prior. Thus he is able to undo even his own death much like Zane does in the motel.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this is the best interpretation of the events of the game/series.

                Control 2 will likely finish off this story as Jesse and Alan are both likely needed to beat the Dark Presence fully

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Alan is too constrained by medium, genre, prose, character choice, tropes, and his own insecurity about life to write a happy ending to a self proclaimed horror story. He'd rather write a half cocked detective story with a deus ex machina abusing psychic protag to save himself, despite being smart enough to bitch directly to the audience when his past cringe rears its ugly head (sometimes literally with the dark place's time fuckery) to ensure he sticks to whatever convoluted script he first wrote.

                There is literally zero evidence for this bullshit + do you retards not understand how fucking absurd it would be to write a character like this? There's literally zero way to explain this that doesn't come across as contrived and retarded. If it can't have reasonable basis then the ENTIRE story falls apart.

                God. I don't know why so many people have hopped on this theory. I think people just like a really easy and simple hand wavey explanation for everything in the story they don't understand so "Alan can actually write and do anything, but he doesn't because he's just bored with life and prefers chilling in the Dark Place unable to do anything but write and be tormented for 13 years haha!"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Peak pseud. Notice how you provided zero counter argument. If he's wrong, prove it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Notice how you provided zero counter argument. If he's wrong, prove it.

                ......I don't want to do this. I don't want to waste my time on this dogshit godforsaken board anymore. I'm so tired of dealing with stupid people and needing to coach them through basic logical conclusions about how to have a valid argument.

                burden of proof. have a nice day.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't want to discuss things on a discussion board
                Exactly, you're a pseud. The board will be better off without you. Good riddance.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Alan is stuck in the dark place because it fucks with his memory.

                he forgets everything constantly, and there is sort of "two" of them, him writing in the cabin, fully aware of most things, and him living out the things he wrote, who is not aware of "Cabin Alan" or the greater plot.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Alan is stuck in the dark place because it fucks with his memory.

                Okay. But we don't even need to talk about the second game. The "lose your memory" think didn't happen in the first game until Zane helped him escape. He got his memory back in the end and was competent enough to write in a way that saved Alice. If Alan is just fucking himself over for the fuck of it, why couldn't he have ended everything at the moment he saved Alice? We already know that he's capable of having a substantial effect.

                And before you answer. Yes. The answer is because the dark place has rules, and just like one rule is that you give and you take. In the case of Alan, the only way he could save Alice was by giving himself...it would just as much follow that a rule of the Dark Place is that he can't just write whatever he wants out of thin air.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He doesn't prefer it, it ebbs at his mind and his sanity. In alan wake 1 he is an anxious wreck of an alcoholic with writers block after his super successful series ended of his own hands and maybe a "mean" man to his wife sometimes. It reads like a self portrait of someone overly self aware like Sam Lake.

                The dark place isn't his comfort zone, but by becoming the master of the dark (inside himself) Alan will become free. You can see how an awakened master of art like Zane is able to freely create and edit in a place touched by art like the dark place. Alan is able to do this too, although constrained by the framework of the "writers room". Which is presumably either self imposed or a consequence of his choice of art.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The dark place isn't his comfort zone, but by becoming the master of the dark (inside himself) Alan will become free. You can see how an awakened master of art like Zane is able to freely create and edit in a place touched by art like the dark place. Alan is able to do this too, although constrained by the framework of the "writers room". Which is presumably either self imposed or a consequence of his choice of art.

                Okay but what the fuck is the evidence of any of this shit? This all sounds like madeup bullshit to explain some things people don't understand like Alex Casey. None of this like Zane being able to "freely create" is remotely established. Plus are we SERIOUSLY ignoring how fucking insane it is to suggest that being trapped in a void of nothingness, isolated and unable to do anything you enjoy...for THIRTEEN years, when you have a way out (according to you)??? Like do you guys not understand how much isolation and lack of ability to pursue happiness fucks people up?

                For this to be justified, the game would have to explain this away SO eloquently. And don't start with that "He loses his memory" bullshit. Like what the fuck man? How is he ever able to write anything at all that effects the current game then? Obviously he CAN write. Which means he should be able to write himself out instantly, and he should be desperate enough to by now. Maybe the awareness of time doesn't exist in the Dark World. But I'm pretty sure that girl infamously locked up in her mothers attic or whatever didn't have a sense of time and still got fucked up. Time still moves on. It's not like Alan stopped aging.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                who wrote the entire plot for the game Control, likely he's been writing constantly but just keeps looping back.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >who wrote the entire plot for the game Control

                yeah, but if anything that proves even more that he can't just write characters into existence since Polaris existed with Jesse before Alan ever would have been trapped in the dark place.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                do you honestly think the entire plot of Ordinary sounds even remotely real, even for shit the FBC investigates? its so wild even to THEM.

                some measure of all that was absolutely nudged by Alan/Zane.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >some measure of all that was absolutely nudged by Alan/Zane.

                My entire point is literally that all Alan and Zane can do is alter and change circumstances, events, and maybe switch cause and effect a little.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                eh, they can do more than that, the Clicker is likely the strongest Object of Power in the entire franchise.

                OOP's break reality, and the clicker more than any of them.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's not in there by choice, the dark place is as simply understood as depression of the modern kind. Alan is sad with writers block after alex casey because Sam Lake was sad with writers block after he could not work on Max Payne. You have to begin to read the subtext of the work and not the literal poorly done horror. Writers cannot simply "finish" their work, every single writer ever presumably edited or changed or threw out some work before.

                Alan and Zane interact through a film strip on a reel in alan wake 2, of which you can literally see and hear edits, cuts, and other film work. When he is shot in the head, Alan is ejected, but the work continues after, showing you that the bullet wound was never there to begin with.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Besides, alan DID write that he escaped. He just can't instantly write another truth about escaping now because it suits him at the moment, not without scratching out previous work that he lol forgot about. When he tries the dark place sends another confused alan to walk down the hallway and shoot himself in the head.

                will continue this in the next thread when I finish the game.

                In the meantime. Did anybody else get stumped by the puzzle for the shotgun in the sheriff's office? Also why are all of Saga's optional puzzles so much harder than anything in the main game? that feels so stupid and backwards

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that is just a number iteration puzzle, its math for 12 year olds.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What do you mean continue I finished the game this morning

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                did you miss the "I" or what? you're lucky I haven't immediately dismissed you for your poor reading comprehension.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, what are you continuing? My posts?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ....

                that is just a number iteration puzzle, its math for 12 year olds.

                that's obviously not the hard part retard. it's figuring what the fuck the game wants you to translate into numbers

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, it was annoying to figure out which books to use.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I figure "Part 1, 2, 3" denote the order of the combinations once you find the letters. But I can't for the life of me figure out what letters I'm supposed to use

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >This all sounds like madeup bullshit to explain some things people don't understand

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Besides, alan DID write that he escaped. He just can't instantly write another truth about escaping now because it suits him at the moment, not without scratching out previous work that he lol forgot about. When he tries the dark place sends another confused alan to walk down the hallway and shoot himself in the head.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ALan's entire life is just something Thomas Zane made.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Alan can fucking re-write reality as long as he's in the Dark Place, though there are strange limits, and the more he writes, the more the Dark Presence can fill in the blanks to do heinous shit.

          Alan pulls Alex Casey (almost literally Max Payne, changed for reasons of not owning the OP) from his novels and makes him real, when he does this, they are and were always "real" now, IE, his reality warping extends into the past.

          Alan himself may or may not be a fictional character himself, created by someone who essentially went through the same thing as him in the 60's, but its more and more likely that him and Thomas Zane are functionally the SAME person.

          to sum it up, Alan is using his ability to write reality to escape and defeat the dark presence, he is incapable of doing this, because the DP is also "in" him as Scratch who is just unknitting the sweater of reality Alan knits.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I thought Alex was actually real person who just coincidentally was the same profession as Alan's character so he got dragged in

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, it's how the dark place works. The whole reason Alan has the clicker is because Thomas Zane wrote that Alan's mom gave it to him, Alan did the same to Casey.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              lol no.

              Alex Casey is a reality warped character and is somewhat aware of it, listen to the things he says to Alan.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >listen to the things he says to Alan.
                I cant remember much, are you talking about "real" casey or dark world casey?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Real Casey berates Alan for fucking with reality.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Most of the things from the real world are real, the things alan imagines or sees in echos in the dark place are made partially from reality and partially fake. Although most of them have become characters written into position in the story, they were not made up for the story. Alex's appearance and resemblance to Alex Casey the character and Aleksi Kesa the finnish actor aren't explained. Life imitates art imitates life imitates art. Alan wrote Departure to leave the first time, Alice is time skipping around the dark place trying to lead alan to safety, alan is not dead, he killed the doubt in his head at the end with the light bullet, logan is not dead presumably cut off for cliffhangers, (YOURE IN A VIDEO GAME MAX)

            why the fuck are you guys spoonfeeding this retard? these questions are LITERALLY answered in the game multiple times, either through the case board or by Alan himself.

            You can get multiple instances of confirmation that Alan can't create something out of nothing. Aka he can't write characters into existence.

            If bro can't have basic reading comprehension then it's worthless just telling him.

            it's like the "teach a person how to fish, don't just catch the fish for them" saying or whatever.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're a clown. The guy was confused and had genuine questions, there was nothing malicious in it.
              You're a pseud.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You're a clown.

                I don't care what you think I am. The fact that this was all you had as a response just proves my point further retard.

                >The guy was confused and had genuine questions, there was nothing malicious in it.

                God. Everyday I come on this board I'm proven time and time again why the human race is so fucking retarded and gets "tricked" by misinformation and other forms of obfuscation constantly. If the only way you can engage with anything is by throwing out shallow adhoms that reaffirm your view to make you feel better than don't at all. It won't change the fact that I'm right. Just retreat to your delusional bubble of a world. Not everything needs to be fucking "malicious" to be corrected retard. Fucking hell I can't believe I'm even trying to explain myself to somebody that could be retarded enough to even imply that.

                Infact 90% of misinformation ISNT malicious or it wouldn't spread so easily. I don't need to believe that somebody is the next coming of Hitler to correct them on the notion of 1+1 being 11. KYS and never respond to me again. Worthless ape.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >AW2 shizo rages about misinformation
                You're an actual certified retard. The guy was doing the opposite of "misinformation." He was trying to inform himself on a story he was confused about. I'm sorry you think you have a big brain because you played and loved Sam Lake's latest feces, but the truth is you are Dunning-Kruger personified.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              but he can, because Thomas Zane created Alan who is also Thomas Zane.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alan was writing his way out of the dark place, then he ended up at the beginning of sagas story. Saga found wake, then solved the mystery for herself before fighting scratch and being thrown into the dark place where she then shoots alan/scratch in the head.

      Alans events however did not play out at the same time as Sagas, even though they echo each other and even connect at different points. Because of dark place fuckery, also there is a magical Black and quanTIM BREAKer and the funny finn who got dragged in from their other games.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First one was a campy Stephen King-inspired adventure.
      Second one is more avant-garde.

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody played Control.
    Alan Woke 2 was a flop.
    Dead dev.

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Alan Wake 2 also like Control where you have a map you can explore around?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >explore around?

      explore? in control? the fact that everything was so railroaded was the most disappointing part of the entire game. if exploration was organic, and felt natural then the game could be a legit 9/10 at the very least. God. I actually wrote an essay on so many things that could make the game a masterpiece. Despite coming away ultimately giving the game an 8/10. I think Control is the game (series) with the most possible potential in the last decade.

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically, how would you get a job at the FBC?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Either have a government job with a high position or stellar record and come into contact with the paranatural, or have a natural affinity for it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The game makes it seen the job is miserable and the pay isn't great either. I was thinking they literally announced position on the paper and hire any retard who can keep their mouth shut (who's gonna believe you anyway)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn't be surprised if they fish for low ranking personnel now and then due to the nature of the building and its propensity for voreing employees.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pass the Gunnar's psychological assessment. Except the twists is you have to be neuroatypical instead of sane.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably some office drone that does reports or some other excel bullshit. Then one day after begging for a long time to work with aliens get a very important job of cleaning the cell of "scp-445566" codename "piss shitter" who pisses and shits constantly and someone has to clean it up. Not even a chance of horrific death to free from this bullshit (and bullpiss).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Present my theories and findings on paranormal topics.

      Anyway, are you enjoying your stay in the House of Zane?

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NG+ spoilers got leaked
    Alanbros... It's not looking good...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wdym? The ng+ video scenes looked promising, do you mean some other leaks?

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who's Tom.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tohm

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ahti game when?

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of Easter egg to Alan Wake and Control are they going to slip into the Max Payne remakes?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Noir York City/Address Unknown will look like the Dark Place and Valkyr overdoses will reference Alan's writing him. Control is tougher, but maybe the ashtray makes an appearance before Max stops smoking.

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Alex Casey real and trying to kill me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He resents his writer making him popular and abandoning him

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dark place? More like the Dork place!

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >replay Alan Wake 1
    It never occured to me how Alice was a fucking bitch for signing up Alan to a shrink without his knowledge when it was meant to be a nice little getaway for him to not stress about his writing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whattever happened to Alice. And why did they retcon that Diner chick, Rose? want she catatonic after the Dark Presence touched her in the second game.? She even lost the ability to speak?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the second game
        sry , the first game.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure Rose was always fine afterwards when the Dark Presence released her. Hell the ending has her standing in the street holding a lantern. Her replacing Cynthia isn't that odd.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hartman sold himself as a therapist specializing in guiding people out of creative droughts. For Alan it was his writer's block after finishing the Alex Casey series
      alice didn't know that he was using his patients to resurrect barbara jagger, the woman he loved

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm aware Alice didn't know Hartman's real intentions, just that luring someone somewhere under the pretenses of having a nice holiday to forget about your problems to then try and stage and intervention and telling them you're going to a shrink is a dumb and shitty thing to do.

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain this fuck to me since I didn't play Control? I understand he's a paranormal janitor or some shit but what's his deal?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahti

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why is a Finnish sea god mopping floors?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the Old Gods seem mostly bereft of power or responsibility.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I understand he's a paranormal janitor
      That's it. But people love him because he is le quirky.
      I am vomit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's a Norse God.

      there are other Norse Gods in the setting, Odin, "Tor", Balder who is dead, Loki who fucked off to who knows where.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's even more mysterious in Control. He knows what's going on. Has no problem with any heavy hitters around. Knows telepathy and can read minds. Is named after a Finnish water god. Could be the strongest character in Remedy Connected Universe. Sings a song called Sankarin Tango. Said song on radios quarantines all sorts of of supernatural stuff. The lyrics are theorized to be his motivation, which is to safeguard the universe and act against disorder, chaos and entropy. Except he's tired and wants to take a holiday in Watery, so he pushes the work on you the player.

      In AW2 it's muddied a lot more. Maybe he's not totally overpowered against these mundane things? He can feel anxiety?! Maybe he's a friend of Thomas Zane? Maybe he was created by Thomas/Alan? Maybe he's conspiring with Zane against Alan?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was in the Oldest House when they found it, in the 60's.

        which is around the same time Thomas Zane had his event.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, but Yötön Yö was made when Ahti and Seine were still in Finland before Zane moved to the States.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It seems to me he simply can't escape getting put in the story through the darkness, even if he's aware of it.

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thomas Zane is God, Alan is Jesus, and the Clicker is the Holy Spirit sorry I don't make the rules

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More interesting than the NG+ leaks are the DLC leaks with Darling. I'm really curious where they fit into the timeline since Darling goes AWOL at the end of Control but now is apparently in the Dark Place.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's an ascended being, he can go wherever the fuck he wants.

      the Dark Place is connected to the Seaside Motel like alot of places are.

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people argue over who and what's real, who wrote what, etc.
    The truth is that none of it matters, the actual answer will never be as good as your own imagination.

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    axe thrower enemies need to be permanently deleted from the game

    >just finished Cynthia fight
    >running back to town
    >come across nursery rhyme
    >suddenly taken Cultists show up
    >was low on ammo already from fighting Cynthia
    >actually run out of ammo for the first time.
    >get creative with conserving ammo and finish off the last 2 melee cultists with melee attacks
    >start thinking "hey that was kinda fun"
    >axe thrower bitch dashing around like a retard.
    >try to do the same and even time my dodges so I can get to her fast enough
    >immediately stops throwing and dashes away everytime last second
    >forced to use rare rifle ammo on her

    The axe throwers are fucking shit enemy design because on their own, they're not actually REMOTELY threatening enough to matter. So the only way they're "interesting" is because you have to chase them around arbitrarily because they'll just spam that retarded teleport any time you get close or enemy time you point your gun at them for more than 3 seconds. It's fucking obnoxious because it's all meaningless in the end. You'll still kill them. They'll still barely hit you, and the only reason you're not killing them faster is for arbitrary reasons.

    It's so fucking dumb and obnoxious. I legit just run past these retards now because there's nothing fun about fighting them. Atleast with the melee enemies, I can mix up melee attacks of my own to stun them momentarily for easier headshot, or even just straight up kill them. Shit like this legit makes me want to stop playing this game and go boot up control even tho that game isn't really better, atleast I feel like a Powerful God that can just toy with enemies freely in that game.

    See, this is the thing with having a tight combat system vs a loose one. You have a lot more responsibility to get enemy design right. Why do you think enemies are glorified punching bags in DMC3? Because if the enemy has a meaningful chance to fight back, you can't look as cool and stylish because it's now a fight.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Admittedly I didn't read your whole post, but I agree. They sometimes glitch out and will spam axes with zero cooldown.

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does the Oldest House and FBC exist independently of Wake’s/Zane’s art or is it created by it?

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finland is such a terrifying place

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alan Wake can rip off Twin Peaks all it wants but its soundtrack will never be close to Twin Peaks. Only Silent Hill 2 comes close.

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alan Wake 2 oli ihan jees, mut oisko teil äijät jotain jeesiä mun peräpukamiin? Sattuu koko ajan niin vitusti. Auttaaks joku rasva tai jotain?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      täh

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw a dark presence fills my pants

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way Finns are real
    They are most likely some kind of cryptids

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bad name
      KEK

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh god, you're reminding me how dogshit this show was and how inferior it was to x-files. I don't understand how the character writing was so cringe and contrived. her rant to Lance Reddick about thinking her emotions help her with her job and woman are unfairly complained about for that or whatever made me stop

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          jesus christ just have a nice day already

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ????

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              commit suicide

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why the fuck do character fucking swear so fucking much in this fucking game? like the fuck??????

    it throws me off so hard when I'm hearing FBI agents just swear for the fuck of it, of FBC retards, especially that retard esquez or whatever telling me "didn't I tell you to fuck off haha, we can't totally banter like this because we're friendly and this isn't a serious situation at all"

    Just feels so superficial to me. Throws me off so hard. Like I legit tuned out her dialogue because of this. Is something wrong with me? or what

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      finns who watched too many american shows

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At times I feel like characters speak like direct mouthpieces from the author, with cadence that matches alan's vocal performance or the exact lines he writes in the novel. Still desperately needed a pass to tone down some of the robotic swearing and phrasing even beyond the meta lampshading (if it was intentional).

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he who is painting barn red is doing new coat of paint ha ha ha (perkele)

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which one is real, Tom Zane the poet or Tom Zane the director? Why do the Finnish characters all call Alan "Tom"?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm trusting AWAN Alan saying that those touched by the powers can sense changes and therefore Cynthia is the most uncompromised character due to not being a central target of the story's fuckery. She says Zane was a poet, he was a poet.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jesse also says that he is a poet. Presumably her connection to Polaris is preventing the Dark Place's fuckery from affecting her.
        I just don't understand where Zane the director comes from.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's true and Alan says it too, but him and Jesse are protagonists in the middle of the shitstorm, so they aren't quite as reliable as Cynthia to me, who could've narratively been misled due to not having plot armor, but wasn't.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As this guy

      I'm trusting AWAN Alan saying that those touched by the powers can sense changes and therefore Cynthia is the most uncompromised character due to not being a central target of the story's fuckery. She says Zane was a poet, he was a poet.

      points out, certain people have been said to be resistant to reality-fuckery. In Control, Darling says that parautilitarians have a natural resistance to these kinds of changes, so Cynthia and Jesse Fayden both remember the original Poet-Zane. This is where we're out of hard facts and all I have is my own conjecture:

      Poet-Zane's place has been usurped by nu-Zane, a finnish film maker who suHispaniciously has Alan's face. I believe nu-Zane is Alan Wake writing himself into taking the place of Poet-Zane, by making it so that Poet-Zane was just one of nu-Zane's fictional characters, like Casey is to Alan. Why he did this, I'm not sure; he might have done this to help his own Initiation, by following the Hero's Journey and having his nu-Zane be his own "brother" to check that "Battle with the brother" part.
      But the case remains we don't know yet.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But then why would the Finnish characters call him Tom, especially Ahti? Ahti seems pretty much omnipotent in Control and AW2, so is this to help Alan turn into Tom or something? It's just weird that he would call Alan a different name to his face when there is no way in hell that Ahti is getting affected by anything The Dark Place is doing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nahh. Finns are just very potent magicians or cryptids and can do whatever the fuck they want without cosmic interference

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ahti probably sees Alan just playing the same role as Tom and to him he's just him fucking with himself. nu-Zane is finnish, so he probably calls Alan Tom only because of that because he's also finnish. It could also have been a deliberate choice from the author to hint to the audience (us) that Tom and Alan are the same person.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          honestly, the Finnish characters are probably the worst parts about these games. but I get why they're in it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was a poet, that much is sure. It was one of the only thing we knew about him from what he left in his shoebox.
      From the moment alan started writing him back into existence, something went wrong.
      I think everyone forgets that if there is a dark presence, it must have an opposite. Remember what Tom was like in the first game? Now think about the origin of films.
      This might also be a good time to remind people of https://thishouseofdreams.blogspot.com/

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I think everyone forgets that if there is a dark presence, it must have an opposite.
        Oh yeah, what was the Bright Presence up to this entire game, aside from lighting up save rooms?

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tom zane the movie director is loki, the lost band member

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game gives you an inventory upgrade before you would ever need it practically at the very start of the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't really see the problem? it eventually becomes a problem. I'm on chapter 6: Scratch or whatever and I've only got 4 rows, which gets tight when I'm trying to carry a crossbow, pistol, shotgun, rifle and all their ammo at the same time.

      I feel like this game has been pretty good with inventory management and resource management unless you just NEVER explore and somehow run away from EVERY single enemy or kill bosses without wasting any ammo...which seems impossible to me on hard mode with how much bullets everything takes but hey, what do I know, I'm just playing the game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its bad design.

        giving you an upgrade to the inventory from the very start means that's how big the inventory should just be at the start of the game.

        its completely retarded and arbitrary.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >its completely retarded and arbitrary.

          ...wait till this guy finds out that videogames are literally made up world's with arbitrary events. that exist to stimulate the player.

          >giving you an upgrade to the inventory from the very start means that's how big the inventory should just be at the start of the game.

          or it could just be a way to show that the inventory can expand? do you not understand the point of inventory space? I don't even get what the fuck your complaint is because it's genuinely retarded. why the fuck should it be given any later? or earlier? just as you assert that it's arbitrary when it was given, any other time would be arbitrary too. They probably gave it at that point for the reasons I said. Probably because you'd need more inventory eventually, and because it's how they show you that you can get more inventory.

          I cannot fathom for the life of me how this is "bad game design" enough for somebody to actually remotely imply is a flaw. Like I said. If you're making the claim that it's arbitrary then it wouldn't matter actually whether you start with that inventory or get it later. You'd still have enough space for the points in the story at that point.

          Plus, am I mistaken or do you NOT get the extra inventory space around the same time you can find the shotgun? Can anybody confirm? Can't remember my first couple hours of play.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm saying that inventory upgrades should be rewards and feel needed, think RE4.

            imagine if, 2 minutes into the game, you get an inventory upgrade in RE4, for free, before you ever needed it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm saying that inventory upgrades should be rewards and feel needed, think RE4.

              but...it is a reward, like I said. I found need for it. It's useful because I get to carry all 3 of the weapons I found on my own.

              I think you just mean it doesn't feel like an "immediate" reward. It's more equivalent to a stat buff to how much XP you get rather than immediate damage? That's what you mean right?

              I kind of get your point, but I wouldn't go as far as to call it bad game design. It's still rewarding, still useful, it's just delayed gratification.

              My guess for part of the reason it feels this way, is because new weapons are found optionally (for the most part) by engaging with the stash puzzles. It's not a curated scripted sequence like RE4 where it's RIGHT there, or you can just buy it. Obviously it's not like all the puzzles are supremely hard, but you get my point.

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fighting wake (scratch) in Saga's section
    >he's literally the shadow monsters but stronger and more aggressive

    I fucked up and put the medium healies in my quick slot because I had no pain killers. I'm fucked now. I can't get to the light arrays fast enough, mfer just teleports behind me. I will do it tho. I will succeed.

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SO YOU WERE DRAWN TO STORIES EARLY ONNNN

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna have to make a webm of sam dancing on one of those screens

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've had
      >MAMA GAVE ME A MAGIC CLICKER
      stuck in my head since release now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WELL YES, I THINK IT'S TRUE AND FAIR TO SAY

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Prepare for a lot of the music here to be stuck in your head.

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i love how nobody cares that this guy is missing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, he was obviously shoehorned for le quirky continuity and videogameatic universe!

      so it's not exactly surprising

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To the fair that entire section is retarded.
      >lets do an autopsy with no equipment
      >the sheriff just disappeared into thin air... that's weird
      >oh my, multiple cops have been killed by a reanimated corpse
      >rest of the precinct: okay, no problem.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alan was lazy, give him some slack

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>lets do an autopsy with no equipment

        there was nothing to open, and nothing to infect.

        >>rest of the precinct: okay, no problem.

        the fuck are they going to do retard? Casey already called for backup anyway when they got out.

        retard.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the fuck are they going to do retard? Casey already called for backup anyway when they got out.
          Ok, go and cause a commotion at your local precinct and see if everyone sits around idly while gunshots go off in the basement.
          This is how retarded you are.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Ok, go and cause a commotion at your local precinct and see if everyone sits around idly while gunshots go off in the basement.

            Are you retarded? They're FBI and telling them they'll sort of everything out. It doesn't fucking matter what the fuck they want to do. People of higher designation are dealing with it and they can't do shit anyway. They better fucking listen. Fuck, I wouldn't mind if some retard cop went to try and do...what? even on their own? I legit do not get what the fuck they would even do. The only thing they could do was call for backup, that small as local town isn't suited to do a search for Nightingale, might aswell leave it up to the dudes that have an idea where he might have gone.

            >This is how retarded you are.

            Sure lil bro.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, yes. multiple cops get killed, the sheriff gets deleted, and every cop sits around in the precinct like nothing happens. Makes total sense.

              BRAVO LAKE!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Ok, go and cause a commotion at your local precinct and see if everyone sits around idly while gunshots go off in the basement.

                Are you retarded? They're FBI and telling them they'll sort of everything out. It doesn't fucking matter what the fuck they want to do. People of higher designation are dealing with it and they can't do shit anyway. They better fucking listen. Fuck, I wouldn't mind if some retard cop went to try and do...what? even on their own? I legit do not get what the fuck they would even do. The only thing they could do was call for backup, that small as local town isn't suited to do a search for Nightingale, might aswell leave it up to the dudes that have an idea where he might have gone.

                >This is how retarded you are.

                Sure lil bro.

                -"Blam blam blam" Jesus fucking Christ you guys killed our childhood friends!
                -A ghost did it, it wasn't us.
                -Hands behind your head, lay down on the ground. We'll call your supervisors and tell them what happend, the court will figure this shit out based on the evidence.
                -Stop resisting you murderers
                *Blam blam blam*

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The only person with a bullet wound would be agent Nightingale. Police stations have cctv just look at the lights go out and the spooky zombie killing people

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It was a joint police station/morgue in a small town with budgetary constraints.
                They don't have cctv.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >why don't they react

                Watch Twin Peaks, like Sam Lake did. They called for backup and reasonably left. You don't need to see the hours of debrief or the fact that half of the people in the story were controlled by alan. Half of the shitty writing contrivances are because of the meta writing aspect of the game. Alan is literally willing his creation to succeed. People act like stilted characters because they are, when they need to be.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Watch Twin Peaks
                I already did, and it was infinitely more intelligent than Sam Lake will ever be.
                >AW is meant to be bad... because Alan is a bad writer bro!
                Get fucked

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't understand, the writing is so complex and nuanced that it's suppose to be bad on purpose. 4D chess brah.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The rain had come down hard. The pounding the homosexual OP got hurt like hell, and it kept coming.
                Sam Lake is a genre writer who writes stilted characters who comment on how stilted they are, and you think that its some how genius. Retard 2nd grader reading level ITT

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Learn what lampshading is homosexual. You are a hopeless ESL and an even worse writer if

                "Sick fucks not just broke the neck and limbs of two police officers but they even put a couple rounds into a corps just for fun... " Said sheriff Johnson two months later on the court hearing

                is the best you can think up in a universe where the tranny janny glowies literally exist. Why is Bright Falls still inhabited if thousands of troons go missing yearly? Why did no one question Alan Wakes disappearance in 2010 if not writing contrivance. Hes not the only person KIA or MIA from the event, see the fed fat fuck.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >retard thinks I am multiple people
                first time on the board? you're free to go back to /r/alanwake at any time.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >what happened?
                >...
                >hes dead!
                This is somehow good writing to you, fucking dilate lynchtroon

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he got filtered by TP3
                no wonder you love AW2, it's right on your level. enjoy, babby!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >filtered
                I am infinitely more intelligent than David Lynch will ever be.
                >TP3 is meant to be bad... because Lynch is a sitcom writer bro!
                Get fucked

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                When did I say you were the same person, I said that's your preferred style of writing. Maybe if English was your first language you would understand the difference between you and "I". I accept your concession.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >When did I say you were the same person

                Right here:
                >if

                "Sick fucks not just broke the neck and limbs of two police officers but they even put a couple rounds into a corps just for fun... " Said sheriff Johnson two months later on the court hearing

                is the best you can think up

                What does "you" mean in your language, ESL troon?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >2nd post isn't even mine
                Whats your point fag

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >2nd post isn't even mine
                Whats your point fag

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Keep parroting me buddy I'm sure it'll win your argument about the game becoming Payday 2

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >dumb cunt doesn't understand what quotes are
                That was your quote, quoting someone else, attributing that quote to me, when it wasn't me.
                Do I need to translate this to your local language?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >dumbass samefag needs to insult himself to continue the argument

                >Why did no one question Alan Wakes disappearance in 2010 if not writing contrivance. Hes not the only person KIA or MIA from the event, see the fed fat fuck.

                You guys constantly proof you don't actually pay and remote attention to the story.

                [...]
                >-Hands behind your head, lay down on the ground. We'll call your supervisors and tell them what happend, the court will figure this shit out based on the evidence.

                They have zero fucking reasonable basis of anything, these are dudes who are liable to law enforcement, it would have been murder and kidnapping in broad daylight, and there's literally ZERO reason to think it was them that did the murdering.

                You realize before you can actually detain you need either reasonable cause, or reasonable suHispanicion, and what the law defines that as (still vaguely) is objective evidence that justifies stopping and searching. Yes, an investigation wouldn't be out of the question, but Saga and Casey could have killed everyone in that station too, and just ran away. None of it makes enough sense to detain them. Plus they've expressed willingness to help in the investigation.

                I just don't see the problem. I don't see any basis they would have for stopping them other than feeling and intuition. And that isn't objective.

                ESL, the questions are rhetoricals to show how ridiculous the response is on its face. They are not brought up in universe primarily because of how small the town is, how cloistered the community is, and because the feds are watching. Sorry you need the reddit sarcasm tag to realize /s

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Go back to lampshading, bud. Forums are way too confusing for you it seems.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >um aktually is was the proverbial "you"
                It's time to retire your message board career. It's over.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >lampshading
                This sounds incredibly racist, I'm not going to look it up.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dare I say... antisemitic.
                I'd really like it if everyone cooled it with those type of remarks.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Why did no one question Alan Wakes disappearance in 2010 if not writing contrivance. Hes not the only person KIA or MIA from the event, see the fed fat fuck.

                You guys constantly proof you don't actually pay and remote attention to the story.

                [...]
                -"Blam blam blam" Jesus fucking Christ you guys killed our childhood friends!
                -A ghost did it, it wasn't us.
                -Hands behind your head, lay down on the ground. We'll call your supervisors and tell them what happend, the court will figure this shit out based on the evidence.
                -Stop resisting you murderers
                *Blam blam blam*

                >-Hands behind your head, lay down on the ground. We'll call your supervisors and tell them what happend, the court will figure this shit out based on the evidence.

                They have zero fucking reasonable basis of anything, these are dudes who are liable to law enforcement, it would have been murder and kidnapping in broad daylight, and there's literally ZERO reason to think it was them that did the murdering.

                You realize before you can actually detain you need either reasonable cause, or reasonable suHispanicion, and what the law defines that as (still vaguely) is objective evidence that justifies stopping and searching. Yes, an investigation wouldn't be out of the question, but Saga and Casey could have killed everyone in that station too, and just ran away. None of it makes enough sense to detain them. Plus they've expressed willingness to help in the investigation.

                I just don't see the problem. I don't see any basis they would have for stopping them other than feeling and intuition. And that isn't objective.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >constantly proof you don't actually pay and remote attention
                English second fucking language

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >literally ZERO reason to think it was them that did the murdering.
                Lets take a look, shall we;
                >last seen with the victims
                >out of towners, unknown
                >has the necessary means to carry it out
                Why yes, it must have been ghosts instead!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There are either so few officers its inconsequential or they were summarily exploded by nightingale within seconds of the shit hitting the fan.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wouldn't it be funny if Sami Järvi himself would be the one who's defending his incredibly shitty story here.
                I can imagine him sitting in a room, decorated with his own photos, banging on his keyboard, with rosy cheeks and foggy glasses, echoing constantly how his story "supposed to be bad, were just too dumb to recognize his intellect".

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>last seen with the victims

                That's not objective evidence.

                >>out of towners, unknown

                That's not objective evidence.

                >>has the necessary means to carry it out

                Every adult, fuck it, even any child that isn't a baby has the means to carry out any crime retard, and none of the dead police offers have gun shot wounds anyway.

                The most you could do with this, is say "can we ask you some questions" and if they decline, you go fuck off and look for more evidence that you can actually pin them on. Also they're not just "out of towners" they're fucking FBI, liable to the highest order. Also like I said, both of them could have killed everyone in the station and ran away. It makes no sense. You need more evidence. And they're people designated to investigate this stuff that already count as eye witnesses that are willing to aid in the investigation. If they skip town, you can call the FBI immediately and GUARANTEE they be found. Otherwise, you don't really have much other jurisdiction.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Go and fire shots around your local police station, and also have people go "missing" in the same timeframe.
                (editors note: this is an example, do not do this, retard)

                Yeah bro, the cops will totally not apprehend you, and will instead let you go because they have "zero" evidence.

                YOU ARE A RETARD.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Yeah bro, the cops will totally not apprehend you, and will instead let you go because they have "zero" evidence.

                I don't know why you keep doing this thing trying to equivocate it exactly to a general context of real life when we're in a town where those two officers were part of a cult that kills taken, and in a town that people are aware of mystical powers regarding the lake, and those same officers that Saga and Casey talked to, know that Nightingale was a taken...

                you're a real fucking retard you know that. And every single other retard that tried to imply that the writing was bad because of this one scene. And the fucking notion that suspected kidnappers would...kidnap somebody...then walk out of the front fucking door? Are you retarded? Jesus Christ why do I waste my time on this shitty board. I should always trust that I've thought about this longer than these retards, so I'm right.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                go "missing" in the same timeframe

                people miss each other all the time, that's not a crime

                >>YOU ARE A RETARD

                I'm actually more intelligent than anybody on the planet. Ask my mother.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                "Sick fucks not just broke the neck and limbs of two police officers but they even put a couple rounds into a corps just for fun... " Said sheriff Johnson two months later on the court hearing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's more the fact their fucking Sherriff just vanished and no one even comments on it. No one seems to care that he just disappeared and there isn't even a known replacement for him.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair there was probably all of 2 days since he went missing before the game ends. They find alan the night after he gets grabbed and they are attacked at the police station the very next night.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shitty pastrami sandwich.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I loved the little interactions Wake and Tim had. Like two old friends having some fun in the underworld

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Yep... that's just m' crazy wall...
        Had a laugh at the way they just brush things off.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's just your creepily humming bro in a shifting city of nightmares.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >woah so this is why warlin teleported me here, to give you this manuscript
      >[game ends]
      >nope, still trapped
      kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was taking it all pretty well, all things considered.
        He has snacks and a mattress in his rooms.

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >half the town turns into a warzone, and every time this happens the populace magically just doesn't ever see it or its aftermath
    >then the power in the nursing home goes out the porch light is still on for some reason
    >sheriff gets kidnapped, no one cares
    This stuff was incredibly awkward
    >inb4 alan is a lazy writer etc dark place
    Doesn't stop it from seeming incredibly lazy an dhalf-assed from the viewer's perspective.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bright Falls Wars

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOTY

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >there's 1 janny actively banning people posting pictures of Sagas voice actress in Alan Wake threads for 2 months now
    Kek idk if that's based or pathetic

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Were you really gonna stab him when he was tied up like that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That wasn't Ahti, that was Sam
      That was some funny shit him busting out of the chair though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know.
        >Noooooooooo! Don't grab that knife over there and kill me with it! You'll be sorry!!

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't thornton and tubby just gut Saga and snap Casey like a toothpick? Why didn't some random klan member from out innawoods just curbstomp her? Why did anything happen in any fucking game?
    >but the written explanation in fiction isnt real!!!!
    why the fuck are you even playing?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Klan Members
      >in Washington State.

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So. I just got to the "This is the beginning of the end of the game" Pop Up. Uhhhh I accidentally clicked continue on that shit I think. But I haven't touched a single one of Alan's sections since the first one...am I fucked? I'm not all clear on this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, the game will force Alan sections at a certain point. You wont and CANT miss anything.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you will have to complete like 7 hours of Wake's story to get back to the Saga boss fight

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