Personally I think more games need goblins

Personally I think more games need goblins

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    porn addicts have ruined goblins

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, goblins used to be a pure and respectful race

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        porn addicts have ruined goblins

        >Be me
        >Goblin
        >Use to be feared
        >The sight of me would send men running
        >Could kidnap a man and rape him for days with my sister's without interruption
        >"We'd lose more men than we'd save" they said.
        >Nowadays no one runs
        >When I enter a bar I get catcalled like some fucking elf.
        >"Hey there short stuff. Feel like kidnapping me tonight"
        >Fuck this shit
        >It's not as fun when they're into it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >feared
          scary how hard muh dick got

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>Use to be feared
          Goblins were often depicted as decrepit, useless gibbering idiots that weren't even capable of speech.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Women can't rape.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Be me
          >Human rogue
          >See crest fallen goblin in bar
          >Ask her playfully if she wants to have some fun.
          >She spits in my face and walks away
          >Bitch
          >Follow her out of town
          >When she's alone blowdart her with my homebrew tranq
          >She wakes up in an abandoned homestead tied up and naked
          >She screams about her goblin pride and about how she'll get her gang to rape me to death if she's not let go.
          >Laugh in her face and tell her that her kind was never anything more than a quick lay.
          >No goblin truly knows how to rape a human.
          >But a human sure as shit can rape a goblin.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      improved*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      improved

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >porn enjoyers have improved goblins
      Fixed that for you.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want more goblins with thick pubes and armpit hair

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a fine proposition

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KILL ALL GREENSKINS

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    agreed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tailed goblin
      I wonder if it's sensitive.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        asking the real questions

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you want a goblin gf, just date an American.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >American
      More like ogre

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shitting on the US when Squatamala is a stone's throw away
      Latinas even have the gobliny fight-fuck temperament.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno. When I think of slobbish, bitchy, arrogant, violent, unshaven women, I think of American women. Latinas are at least cute.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          delusional
          also, american women are mostly latinas at this point

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Utterly fucking delusional
          Why the fuck do you think the mutt meme exists in the first place?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So goblins are self hating race-type that like to remotely turn of people's tv's from the same or different country
    Figured as much

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cool man. I don’t personally really care about goblins. I wish more games had mechs and also weren’t steaming piles of dogshit anymore but I hope we can both get what we want.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >trying to promote racemixing with humans so goblins can infiltrate and sabotage our society from the inside
    I'm onto your tricks, gobbo scum.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      garden gnomes never do the dirty work themselves, the goblins are just puppets of another race. garden gnome elves I bet.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's untrue, gnomish matrilinearity serves to coopt healthy Gentile bloodlines into garden gnomery. It's the sort of thing you'd expect merchants to do.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    test

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    goblins were born to be flat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not after I'm done with them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      flat and big asses

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They need big milkers to feed their litters of 30 young.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any size fits

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How big are goblin girl turds?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      asking the real questions

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      big enough to crush entire houses

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be gobbo
    >find humie in my territory
    >demand shinnies
    >he gibs
    >keeps following gobbo saying he'll be gobbo's husband
    >won't go away

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dum dum! Was shining metal circle that go on finger?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I lose it every time I see this little shit, then I get a boner

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >humie won't leave gobbo alone
        >keeps saying he wants to give gobbo his boner
        >gobbo tells human she doesn't want bone, she wants shinnies
        >humie doesn't listen

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mod the living fuck out of skyrim
    >make a female orc
    >use modded racemenu to make her really short and stocky
    >make her a kickass blacksmith and 2h warrior
    Can it be done?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lets see

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honey Goblin!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post some cute goblin wives

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i need more gyaru goblins

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any actual H-games with cute female goblins?
    And no, I don't mean wegs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same question but exclusively flat gobos

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is she killing herself? Not enough hummie love?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope someone mods the goblins and halflings in BG3 to be hot

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's kobolds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's the difference?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's completely isolated untamed goblins that have never seen a human man before.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    goblin deez nuts

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /aco/ thread

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's not what goblins look like

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What should they look like, then? Mr. George R. R. (Rowling) Tolkien

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only good goblins never crawl out of their shitty holes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that his world only went to shit due to the lack of female goblins. Most likely due to the players capturing them all for their harems.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look out anon. It's a random encounter and the enemy has the advantage!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It'll be fine, I'm wearing boots.

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