Personally I think more games need goblins
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porn addicts have ruined goblins
Yep, goblins used to be a pure and respectful race
>Be me
>Goblin
>Use to be feared
>The sight of me would send men running
>Could kidnap a man and rape him for days with my sister's without interruption
>"We'd lose more men than we'd save" they said.
>Nowadays no one runs
>When I enter a bar I get catcalled like some fricking elf.
>"Hey there short stuff. Feel like kidnapping me tonight"
>Frick this shit
>It's not as fun when they're into it.
>feared
scary how hard muh dick got
>>Use to be feared
Goblins were often depicted as decrepit, useless gibbering idiots that weren't even capable of speech.
Women can't rape.
>Be me
>Human rogue
>See crest fallen goblin in bar
>Ask her playfully if she wants to have some fun.
>She spits in my face and walks away
>Bitch
>Follow her out of town
>When she's alone blowdart her with my homebrew tranq
>She wakes up in an abandoned homestead tied up and naked
>She screams about her goblin pride and about how she'll get her gang to rape me to death if she's not let go.
>Laugh in her face and tell her that her kind was never anything more than a quick lay.
>No goblin truly knows how to rape a human.
>But a human sure as shit can rape a goblin.
improved*
improved
>porn enjoyers have improved goblins
Fixed that for you.
I want more goblins with thick pubes and armpit hair
a fine proposition
KILL ALL GREENSKINS
agreed
>Tailed goblin
I wonder if it's sensitive.
asking the real questions
If you want a goblin gf, just date an American.
>American
More like ogre
>shitting on the US when Squatamala is a stone's throw away
Latinas even have the gobliny fight-frick temperament.
I dunno. When I think of slobbish, b***hy, arrogant, violent, unshaven women, I think of American women. Latinas are at least cute.
delusional
also, american women are mostly latinas at this point
Utterly fricking delusional
Why the frick do you think the mutt meme exists in the first place?
So goblins are self hating race-type that like to remotely turn of people's tv's from the same or different country
Figured as much
Cool man. I don’t personally really care about goblins. I wish more games had mechs and also weren’t steaming piles of dogshit anymore but I hope we can both get what we want.
>trying to promote racemixing with humans so goblins can infiltrate and sabotage our society from the inside
I'm onto your tricks, gobbo scum.
Jews never do the dirty work themselves, the goblins are just puppets of another race. israelite elves I bet.
That's untrue, israeli matrilinearity serves to coopt healthy Gentile bloodlines into israelitery. It's the sort of thing you'd expect merchants to do.
test
goblins were born to be flat
Not after I'm done with them
flat and big asses
They need big milkers to feed their litters of 30 young.
Any size fits
How big are goblin girl turds?
asking the real questions
big enough to crush entire houses
>be gobbo
>find humie in my territory
>demand shinnies
>he gibs
>keeps following gobbo saying he'll be gobbo's husband
>won't go away
Dum dum! Was shining metal circle that go on finger?
I lose it every time I see this little shit, then I get a boner
>humie won't leave gobbo alone
>keeps saying he wants to give gobbo his boner
>gobbo tells human she doesn't want bone, she wants shinnies
>humie doesn't listen
>mod the living frick out of skyrim
>make a female orc
>use modded racemenu to make her really short and stocky
>make her a kickass blacksmith and 2h warrior
Can it be done?
lets see
Honey Goblin!
post some cute goblin wives
i need more gyaru goblins
Is there any actual H-games with cute female goblins?
And no, I don't mean wegs
same question but exclusively flat gobos
Why is she killing herself? Not enough hummie love?
I hope someone mods the goblins and halflings in BG3 to be hot
For me it's kobolds
what's the difference?
For me it's completely isolated untamed goblins that have never seen a human man before.
goblin deez nuts
/aco/ thread
that's not what goblins look like
What should they look like, then? Mr. George R. R. (Rowling) Tolkien
The only good goblins never crawl out of their shitty holes
Reminder that his world only went to shit due to the lack of female goblins. Most likely due to the players capturing them all for their harems.
Look out anon. It's a random encounter and the enemy has the advantage!
It'll be fine, I'm wearing boots.