Crotogus and Dr. John don't really correspond to much. Buff McFantasy should have frickhuge pauldrons and McEveryman should be a brown, short hair guy in a brown shirt and slacks (with his friend McEverylass, a girl in tanktop and jeans).
Dean-O, Mystery Armor Man, and Dr. John are based. Crotogus maybe because a game about some buff black dude who only ever wears underwear could be pretty funny.
If Swimblo is supposed to represent a generic indie protagonist, he's too complex and not white enough.
He looks more like a failed 90s mascot character to me.
>Dean-O
that's my name so that one
is Demday supposed to be a guy or a chick?
sex ambiguous
So a boy then. Got it.
Yes.
Mystery armor man. Bonus points if he never takes off his helmet.
>Bonus points if he never takes off his helmet.
I dont even want to know what color his hands are
This.
for me it's the weeb sword guys
Crotogus and Dr. John don't really correspond to much. Buff McFantasy should have frickhuge pauldrons and McEveryman should be a brown, short hair guy in a brown shirt and slacks (with his friend McEverylass, a girl in tanktop and jeans).
mystery armor man
Is swimblo a girl?
non binary (they/them)
Mystery Armor Man but in the heart-boxers unlockable skin where he takes off everything but his Helmet and his Undies.
Swimblo and Dean-O are pure frickin' kino
tied between dean-o and mystery armor man
Demday but gradually becomes a full on Dean-O by about third of the way through the game
only missing anime man and le stronk woman
You mean Brooding Anime Man (Boy) and Femazon
yes
literally no games have the crotogus and dr john archetype
half-life
clearly they're Kratos and Freeman
Dean-O, Mystery Armor Man, and Dr. John are based. Crotogus maybe because a game about some buff black dude who only ever wears underwear could be pretty funny.
You forgot non-threatening, simply designed, mono-white indie protagonist.
Those are all Swimblos or possibly Demdays
If Swimblo is supposed to represent a generic indie protagonist, he's too complex and not white enough.
He looks more like a failed 90s mascot character to me.
Swimblo is simply animal mascot.
dean-o and swimblo and maybe crotogus
rest are cringe
Crotogus, because I prefer being the biggest, slowest, strongest character and he sure as frick looks big, slow, and strong.
Name ONE Dr. John that isn't from a Valve game.