Pirated and almost finished it.. It's shit!

Pirated and almost finished it..
It's shit! At first it was fun and looked beautiful but EXACTLY at the clown with fire balls and Freide/Ariandel wannabes it goes to complete shit.

Artificial difficulty everyone

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah you just need to git gud b***h. They purposely made this game for people who have already beat Sekiro at least twice. If you got filtered it means you are just a scrub

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Actually admitting to getting filtered by one enemy

      You're the reason games are so easy these days

      Frick y'all. I finished Sekiro and Booodborne without any help
      Lies of P is all about artificial difficulty

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No the game is easy no matter what build you play
        You're shit precisely because you're unable to adapt to different games

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lies of P is probably the most honest Soulslop game there is.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I loved the game but the obsession with ambushes did get tiring at the end. Every time you see an item you know there's a 90% chance an enemy is waiting just next to it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          LOL

          LMAO

          Lies of P is one of the most dishonest tryhard games I've ever played

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what is this webm supposed to prove?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think he forgot that red attacks are "get out of the fricking way" attacks and that parrying them is supposed to be for only high-skill players with great reaction time

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the expected reaction to this dogshit mechanic is to run away like a pussy

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the expected reaction to the attack that ignores i-frames is to not be in its path
                Yes, that's quite literally why that design choice exists

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                feels like shit, like you're powerless to avoid big bad red move just because its red. Want to parry it? Oh it's got a random delay too.
                It's terrible game design, they understand nothing of what makes Souls combat good and just think people like it because its hard.

                >inb4 excuses like "uh you can get a 40lb talisman that lets you dodge it at the end of the game"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >too fricking moronic to take 3 steps back
                >instead I'm gonna cry
                cool

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              that the delay on the undodgeable attack (literally, iframes dont count) are random because frick learning the boss moveset, le prepare to die

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's because of the acid, you fricking homosexual

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what is this webm supposed to prove?

            FP (homosexual poster) wants to show that bosses have slightly different attack timings, whic makes them unfair and annoying to learn.
            but as you can see, the boss on the right is fully coated with the acid status effect. this makes him attack slightly slower.
            just outed himself as a massive homosexual.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's because of the acid, you fricking homosexual

              So acid only slows one attack of the combo?
              Get fricked, it's a deliberate change in timing.

              Here is the same delay with no acid

              That's all ignoring the obnoxious off-tempo delays and speedups/slowdowns on literally every single attack. There is zero rhythm to it, it's intentionally random just frick with you and make it harder to learn. Pure artificial difficulty

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Even if it is
                random (Lies of P) >>>>>>>>>>>>>> input reading (Elden Ring)

                >inb4 ''ER has no input reading''

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                holy shit your taste is so fricking bad. They're both shit but random delays is absolutely abysmal design, at least input reading you can adapt to and control

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well, that was too easy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                "random delays" force you to actually react to attacks instead of just learning their timing, nothing wrong with that.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Except they're not always random, they just throw it in there amongst other consistent moves you learned (often on unblockable moves) just to trick you. The webm has two moves that have exactly the same combo beforehand then have zero tells to say what delay you're gonna get for the sword that comes swinging down in like 3 frames.

                And what if you can't react fast enough? Just not allowed to play?
                It's shit design and that's why no other game does it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >And what if you can't react fast enough? Just not allowed to play?
                Am I not supposed to be able to have fun because you have sloth's reaction speed and refuse to train to improve it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They needed the game like 5 times lmao how are you this bad bet you used mimic in ER

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not enough i-frames for you homosexual?
        >B-but I finished eve-
        Then you're an even bigger homosexual for complaining about difficulty. This is your come to Jesus moment. What you confused for skill was just pattern recognition.

        Lies of P is the easiest Souls game ever. I couldn't eve beat Friede without summoning, but beat LoP like 12 times up to max NG, without manually parrying once.
        the throwing items will carry you through every boss and the arms and upgrades make you basically unkillable.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Lies of P is the easiest Souls game ever.

          You haven't played Lords of the Fallen (2023) then (don't, that's 30 hours I'll never get back)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Gee, wanted to get a PS5 just for that...
            Only 30h?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Just buy it for PC, moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not going to fry my laptop

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you wanted to get a PS5 just for flops of the floppen?
              kys my guy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i actually haven't, no
            but i doubt it's easier than LoP
            >infinite throwable items that alone can kil any boss
            >summon that on his own can remove half a boss's life bar (you can heat that guy up to 3 times, so make the math)
            >inst stagger weapon combos
            >auto perfect parry
            >intended bug with the shield arm that gives you perfect parry any time

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              throwable items that alone can kil any boss
              that on his own can remove half a boss's life bar
              this is bullshit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                have you even played the game?
                look up throwable only runs on youtube. the summon thing might be exaggerated, but you can heal him multiple times and just taking away the aggro of the boss makes any boss a joke.
                i've seen fricker beating Romeo first try together with the Spectre and that was without healing him.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Cappin like a Black person in Compton.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I found it to be the hardest one actually, and by far

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Arms are nearly useless outside of the rocket and acid. Throwing items are only worth using on trash mobs.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hm. I like Puppet String because I love jumping on enemies and, of course, Aegis Shield is too strong.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bloodborne is so damn easy it's not even funny

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Actually admitting to getting filtered by one enemy

    You're the reason games are so easy these days

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >slams you in your path

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This dude, on the other hand, I killed him first try

      No the game is easy no matter what build you play
      You're shit precisely because you're unable to adapt to different games

      Sekiro made master of parry. My plan was to parry my way to the finale. Game ruined it. Not my fault.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >'I'm a master of parry'
        >Unable to parry outside of game built entirely around it

        >My plan was to parry
        >LoP allows you to parry
        >Fail to parry
        >Give up completely

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough i-frames for you homosexual?
    >B-but I finished eve-
    Then you're an even bigger homosexual for complaining about difficulty. This is your come to Jesus moment. What you confused for skill was just pattern recognition.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf i thought it all was about pattern recognition...

      You got bullied by the last tutorial before the opera house, didn't you?

      Maybe go back to Elden Ring mm? no shame in it. Nice open world, a mimic tear, summoning in help from those big strong men who can fight for you.

      Its okay to accept your lane and thrive in it. Some people are just a little more limited than others.

      I did NOT get bullied. After jacking off that clown for the 10th time I realised his swings has rhytm, remembered my sekiro days if fricked him up. Second clown in the swamp got clowned by me at first time

      >'I'm a master of parry'
      >Unable to parry outside of game built entirely around it

      >My plan was to parry
      >LoP allows you to parry
      >Fail to parry
      >Give up completely

      Problem is that parey system is broken
      There is no rhytm. What's the point of parrying of it's not fun and intuitive?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh lil cuz... you arent making it through the green monsters swamp.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're supposed to react, not trial and error like in Souls games. There's one 1 frame of input delay in Lies of P and it's a buffered frame on top of that, allowing for just timings that only games like DMC or Bayonetta usually have.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My guy, the frames for the parrying are not even close to fair or forgiving. Lies of P is fun, but it's parry system is ass, for most of the enemies in the game it's heavily reliant on spam. The only bosses with a rhythm all use gap closers on nearly every attack.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He got bullied by a literal clown

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But pattern recognition is a skill tho

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You got bullied by the last tutorial before the opera house, didn't you?

    Maybe go back to Elden Ring mm? no shame in it. Nice open world, a mimic tear, summoning in help from those big strong men who can fight for you.

    Its okay to accept your lane and thrive in it. Some people are just a little more limited than others.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like the stationary shooting puppets that give you 0.1s of cooldown between salvos

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's shit because it's the most easy braindead souls game I've played. How are you even sperging about artificial difficulty? Every non boss enemy is easy as frick to kill and you get free unlimited elemental effects for your weapon, most bosses are at least weak to one of the effects.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dude what if we had delayed parry like dark souls
    >but required you to constantly parry like sekiro for a reward
    this game is peak korean. All flashy effects with dogshit design or understanding of what they're ripping off. Delayed parry means you can't actually react to new boss moves when you fight instead you have to get hit a bunch until you memorize the pattern but once you do it's piss easy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >delayed parry
      It's a perfect block actually and activates on frame 1

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And add enemy attacks with no end. They attack, then attack again, then again, you roll over, try to heal and they STILL attack

      oh lil cuz... you arent making it through the green monsters swamp.

      I did. Took maybe 15 tries

      Lies of P is probably the most honest Soulslop game there is.

      This game stole everything from souls and gave nothing in return. They even stole empty rests animation
      Revenant was better

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you mean Remnant? Great game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >taking more than one try on the easiest soulslike in the entire genre.
        Bro maybe start by trying to conquer a villager raid in minecraft first holy shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This game stole everything from souls and gave nothing in return.
        P Organ is better progression than any From game. Just all of them.
        Making your own weapons and the Fable Arts are better balanced and more diverse than Ashes or Weapon Arts. Boss weapons are all better in general.
        Trinkets and armor system is just better designed entirely and almost completely different than anything in From's games.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >getting up after knockdown is an upgrade
          >better progression

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you forgot the best part: you can use every weapon you find.
          the fact that fromslop still locks weapons behind fricking stat requirements is insane.
          they didn't evolve one bit in 2 decades.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what if we had delayed parry
      it's not delayed
      >like dark souls
      it's not delayed in dark souls
      how are souls babbys so bad at the only game they play?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >if I just make shit up maybe I'll have a point
        at least you tried I guess

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys i think OP might just be legitimately stupid. Like full sefmaxxing fear of where the sun goes at night dumbdumb cabbagebrain.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fr fr no cap

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game is easy. Literally get gud.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP i like the cut of your gib. You should check out Armored Core 6 Fires of Rubicon. The Helicopter intro will really take you for a ride.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They nerfed the hell out of that and Balteus

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i never say this but holy shit you got filtered hard

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even know whag the frick you are saying? Clown with fireballs? Are you talking about basic b***h rooted turret enemies? Freide/Ariandel who? Puppet king? Lmao you didn't even beat half the game you complete shitter.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pc homosexual
    >absolute fricking moron
    figures

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What records did you guys like?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much all of them, though I'm partial to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRdRx1OMpJQ

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based honestly
        This and Quixotic are probably the best in my opinion

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all of them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Crazy they are just remixes of their rythm games

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the level design was very linear and empty, I don't think it really incentivized exploration either.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      level design is the only major flaw the game has in my eyes

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pirated

    Why are pc homosexuals so fricking poor?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    by Freide/Ariandel are you talking about king of puppets?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I loved this game.
    Played it twice, I never do that.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who is the freide boss to you? puppet king? Also LOL at getting clown filtered. Though I suspect most people did have him as a road block.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered.com where casuals can git gud

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Needed more weapon movesets and unique weapon effects but overall pretty good game. Kind of game they have fertile ground to iterate on for a sequel.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look at picrel.
    What did you expect?
    Thanks for the heads up, Black boomer.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    absolutely loved this game
    can't wait for the dlc

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess I have a couple complaints. level design is a bit meh. And every boss having 2 health bars past priest guy was a bit much.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >level design is a bit meh
      true
      >And every boss having 2 health bars past priest guy was a bit much.
      skill issue

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A true gamer can tell that this game was shit only by playing the demo
    Everyone else is a shill

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this game that came out 8 months ago surely has paid marketers posting on Ganker about it

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am playing Nioh atm. I beat the main game and and started working on DLCs. I have lots of death. A lot. A LOT. Probably 300
    Some bosses have 3-hit combot when they're out of Ki (stamina), lots of them can one-shot you, there are many by moments with narrow halls and gravity kills, probably more than in any Dark Souls game or Souls clone, and while I am pissed for my deaths I blame myself for not paying more attention and for not being prepared for these bs moments.

    So I ask you, what the frick is artificial difficulty?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nioh is a pretty shit game, every Oni is just a flailing monster where you need to stay back and learn all its 30000 hit moves

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, it's usually
        >stay away
        >wait for an attack
        >run forward
        >hit twice
        >go back

        >reddit spacing
        >i blame my honrubu selfu
        >what is artificial difficulty
        holy fricking newBlack person, kys

        Reddit spacing.

        Just for you.
        You did not answer to my question. What is artificial difficulty? You don't know either.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >2024 (twenty fricking twenty fricking four)
          >what is arificial difficulty
          you're new as frick, redditBlack person. kys.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Judging by the language, I am 100% sure I am having a conversation with some edgy teen who is subscribed to Asmongold and moist.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >reddit spacing
      >i blame my honrubu selfu
      >what is artificial difficulty
      holy fricking newBlack person, kys

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Try using the dodge and block more, most seem to forget you can do more then just parry

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me none of the bosses seemed unfair until that big lightning lady, forgot her name. I had to summon a double for that one. Even the secret ending puppet wasn't as hard as she was.
    Great game overall, really too bad it's only 20 hours long.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That would be Laxasia.
      I personally consider Green Monster (chapter 9, I think) to be the hardest boss.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lots of misinformation in this thread
        The parry/perfect guard has a 2-3 frame delay which doesn't sound like a lot, but is very noticeable because you need to put your guard up before the attack lands and not at the time of impact, and hold it there for a while to take the attack instead of tapping the button
        Worst bosses that took multiple hours for me to beat were
        >Romeo
        Had to repeat parry him to break his weapon before putting him in the health threshold for him to use his long ass flurry because the broken weapon flurry is much shorter and easier to parry.
        >Laxasia
        Phase 1 is super easy once you know the timings but phase 2 is just horrible for so many reasons, especially if you're trying to learn how to parry her strings. Parrying her lightning dive after the bolts is PURE memorization with no tell which is really funny (and shitty)
        >Nameless puppet
        For obvious reasons. I had to grind out memorization and timing of every string to parry them and eventually was able to beat him without healing. Still took damage because I couldn't recognize the spinning slash in time

        Swamp monster was heavily nerfed since release, I went in expecting rape but cleared it easily on my first try even though I had massive problems with other bosses

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me? The fights against the 4 rabbits, those were the only times I summoned

      That would be Laxasia.
      I personally consider Green Monster (chapter 9, I think) to be the hardest boss.

      I think I feel the same, for some reason I could never figure out those stupid attacks, even though he's just a footnote for most people's game it seems

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just l2dodge, the only enemy you need to know how to parry is the last boss.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >board about videogames
    >users are bad at videogames

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one's saying you can't get good at it. It's just not worth it to because it's a dishonest game with artificial difficulty. That's why most people consider it kind of a pain in the ass to play, at least when grinding bosses

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And the worst thing is that you don't get satisfaction after killing bosses
      In sekiro I was hyped after defeating Owl

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Op here, just killed Aldoro
    Currently battling door guardian
    Once again I'm proven that this piece of shit game is all about artificial difficulty
    I hit that motherfricker and he literally doesn't get hurt wtf
    I'm hitting his leg but it does nothing
    Frick this game. Worst souls like

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw I was using the biggest blade I had and charged heavy attacks so I literally didn't even notice his gimmick

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just beat him and it was easy for some reason
        At first I tried Korean katana and electric shock baton, but when I used my 10 fire shiv he got busted. I even used only like 2 rests shots

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ends your attack string
    >deal a bazillion damage
    >staggers you
    nothing personnel

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game has artificial difficulty because... I'm bad at it!

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