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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How do you know?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's a Tumblr game to me because that is where I first saw it posted five or so years ago

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        didnt the dev shill his game here?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'd be surprised if he didn't, but I wasn't reading much Ganker in the latter half of the 2010s

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Everything is reddit according to the homosexuals on this website.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes, you called?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      damn, if reddit was always putting out bangers like pizza tower maybe it wouldn't suck so hard

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >le ugly hand drawn line gwaphics
    Made to appeal to zoomzooms

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      McPig's art is clearly inspired by AoStH.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I had to look up what that was. I figured he was taking influences from stuff like Ren & Stimpy and Rocko's Modern Life

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Look at this scene and Robotnik's fence teeth.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you type like a homosexual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The artstyle is too weird for zoomies. It would have been CalArts if it was made to appeal to them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's supposed to be influenced by 90s Cartoon Network/Nickelodeon cartoons moron.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah it's suppose to look like them but it fails at it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can't think of anything that looks like this game beside Rugrats. I have bigger appreciation for hand drawn art now that most animated movies are made with soulless CGI

        CGI was mistake. - John Lasseter

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think his art style kinda looks like Danny Antonucci's tbh, with influences from John K and David Feiss as well

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think his art style kinda looks like Danny Antonucci's tbh, with influences from John K and David Feiss as well

          What's great is that we'll get to see a lot more games in this style and a lot faster than McLig's glacial pace, once someone takes the time to train an AI model on it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can't think of anything that looks like this game beside Rugrats. I have bigger appreciation for hand drawn art now that most animated movies are made with soulless CGI

        CGI was mistake. - John Lasseter

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Now that make more sense.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Art style is totally reminiscing of something that would have made its debut on What A Cartoon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i didn't know zoomers had such good taste

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >good thing bad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      better than le pixelated crap

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Too young to remember Flash
      >calls others zoomers
      Le epic 2016 oldgay

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Zero game awards. Cope and seethe with it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      arrest yourself and go to bed.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    But where's the Switch port?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      on your hacked switch.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks, PizzaGODS

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'm playing through PT right now.
    so far i'm loving it. all the animations, all the little touches, all the stage-specific gimmicks. movement can be orgasmic in the right situation.
    there was a level where i slipped and fell through like 15 enemies and killed all of them.

    only problem as far as i can tell is that there's no way to drop straight down if you are going fast, and the up input to start a superjump seems extremely finnicky and doesn't register how i expect it to

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a bit tricky,but when you're going fast in the air you can do the grab in the opposite direction you're going to do a spin that cancels your momentum then do a ground pound from that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Go in menu controls and slap the super jump onto the shoulder button

        >only problem as far as i can tell is that there's no way to drop straight down if you are going fast,
        Theres two ways:
        While running, grab in the opposite direction. This will cancle your momentum immediately. If done in the air youll do a little ballerina twirl and start falling down.
        For more direct downward movement.
        While running and in the air press down and jump. This will make you do a dive bomb downward.

        aaand now the game is a 10/10 for me.

        also i forgot to add, THE most fun bosses in a platforming game. it's literally the one game where they are actually enjoyable.
        i still have nightmares about donkey kong bosses

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go in menu controls and slap the super jump onto the shoulder button

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >only problem as far as i can tell is that there's no way to drop straight down if you are going fast,
      Theres two ways:
      While running, grab in the opposite direction. This will cancle your momentum immediately. If done in the air youll do a little ballerina twirl and start falling down.
      For more direct downward movement.
      While running and in the air press down and jump. This will make you do a dive bomb downward.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go in menu controls and slap the super jump onto the shoulder button

      this, I searched for that option within like five minutes of installing the game. it feels much more natural with a shoulder button.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care Mr pig you beautiful bastard where the frick is the noise update
    That pic is fricking hilarious

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pizza Tower was easily one of the best new games I played last year. Worth the money imo. I'd love to see more from McPig in the future.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It more of game than most the recent triple-A games being shitted.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It has a pretty absurd level of polish, too. I think it's legitimately praiseworthy to have poured so much effort into making a game that can run on weak hardware, also.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Pizza Tower was easily one of the best new games I played last year. Worth the money imo. I'd love to see more from McPig in the future.

        Yes its good my issue is that tons of other gameplay focus games that are as good or better got totally ignored, like the ninjasaviors.
        Its frustrating how some games get so much and others nothing for apparently no reason

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What do you like about Ninjasaviors?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Its an extremely good an polished beatemup, looks good sounds good has a great roster and more importantly it plays great with crowd control emphasis as a good beatmup should.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lets be real PT got big because women wanted to frick the characters, the gameplay also happening to be good was just a coincidence.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Pizza Tower was big before you heard of it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My GotY for 2023.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Console port never btw. Pizza Tower devs fricking hate consoles and they are based for doing so

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When's Cocoon on sale tho

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    While don't care much for the game, have great respect for it being solid game.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    only femboys with smooth butts that smell like artificial strawberries play pizza tower

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No GOG, no buy.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no longer have my plat medal due to 2 new cheevos
    wtf did they add?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Halloween level, it's pretty ok. Go through every level and collect a easy to find pumpkin and then grab all the pumpkins in the new level in one go. It's nothing too taxing. They added a secret level rush but thats optional and doesn't get you anything

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no no no you see the game is SUPPOSED to look bad! it’s a reference!
    Uh huh…

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker once again scrambling to find fault with something that's genuinely good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I just really dislike blatant marketing and it always makes me want to play a game less.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        just fricking imagine people liking a game and posting about it
        no really, what the frick else is this board for?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    buy an ad

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >artist who drew really good pt fanart decided on a whim that the game is shit and wants to retroactively remove all of his art of it from existence
    pizzabros, we used to mean something...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      artist are schizophrenic like that.
      some say it's what makes the work good, but for me it's yet another reason to support ai art.
      always fricking annoying when they wipe out entire galleries out of the blue because a single comment made them spiral into a deep depression.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You could draw your own art and replace them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >artists won't delete their art if they use AI
        Delusional moron

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He means you can bypass schitzos using Ai

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why did he do that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can imagine one reason is not wanting a fanbase of loud children

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        children, twitter, basically the most obnoxious types of people you can imagine.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          gotta remember to draw gore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A real shame, but at least it was good enough that people saved it so it's still real

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Who? And why?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Pep and Noise hate each other so much

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      rival pizza companies and worldviews
      the noise is the noise, and peppino's favorite video game genre is PC real time strategy games
      they could never not hate each other

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Noise is a fricking butthole thats why, Peppino is his perfect plaything to frick with for the funny because Peppino will never not go into a blind rage over it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Peppino fricked his wife

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not gonna lie I would too

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hey OP, I noticed you didn't put "Pizza Tower" in your subject or OP post.

    Frick you.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where is Noise?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not sure how i feel about the noises theme, i get he's not an anxious mess like Peppino so the songs more upbeat is but it hasn't clicked with me yet

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I loved the stuffed crust version of the noise theme the best. Too bad the mod was cancelled on account of the creators being arrested.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it feels more inline with how noise is just a full of himself butthole, it hasn't got any urgency to it compared to pizza time and understand why it doesn't click with everyone, despite the fact that it isn't even the full thing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Also the P ranking of John Gutter as Noise https://twitter.com/PizzaTowergame/status/1750614028689326543

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          update when?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >pesto anchovy never

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I was sad too, but NGL the new theme is growing on me. It's a great mix of the Noise's boss theme and the standard pizza tower motif.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't care about Noise give me the playable Mr. Stick update

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Calarts garbage gayme for zoomzoom

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >modern Ganker
    >but everyone and thing is ironic

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this game good or is it just le wacky game, please serious answers. Also how long is it, my tolerance for wacky shit isn't that high nowdays ALSO how hard is it, my tolerance le troll difficulty is even lower.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a good game, and pretty much the perfect length too. Not too long but not absurdly short either. The game really isn't that hard starting out because you can't "die" unless you let the timer at the level's end run out (which only activates after you manually trigger it, otherwise you're free to explore most of the level with no consequences).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its good but very wacky. However its not hard, in fact its quite easy, its only hard if you want to perfect levels and even then its not that bad
      Length is a few hours, unless you want to be a completionist and perfect shit which then its skill dependant

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its both good and wacky
      Its very easy to complete unless you play for high rank/score then its quite difficult

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's no troll difficulty. Getting damaged makes you lose points which only matters if you're aiming for high ranks. You can still clear levels with low ranks, what matters is finding an X number of collectibles in total.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    heh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >wo-ACK

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When is Noise update

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OJOJOJOJO

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cartoon when

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One more quick taunt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's neither silly nor dynamic enough

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'll tweak it when I get home. Another hour and a half-ish

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Basically Wario Land if it was worse and made for caffeinated zoomers with 3 second attention spans.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's the status of toppin girls?

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any good mods that aren't coomer garbage?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The playable nights one.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's a shame most peppino lewds are trash

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like the average Steam Deck owner in a chef hat, what's the appeal?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There is none. He was never designed to be sexy

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mcpig's biggest issue was doubling down on the speedy gameplay to pander to Snickgays (He was the most popular character on the wiki before release) than doubling down on the Wario influence.
    This is why rework is the best build BTW. It's "bad" because you're a Snickgay rejecting Wario Kino gameplay.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I bother with this Ren and Stimpy ripoff when I could just play an objectively superior sonic game like Freedom Planet?

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