Once this thread reaches page nine, your combo will surely be mine!
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
can I get a qrd on this fucker?
>Pizzaface bows to Combo Guy
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Controls Italy with an iron but fair fist
>Owns castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Combotopia will be be the first city)
>Owns 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Combo Guy babies
>said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of one angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with him, but only if you never drop your combo
>Owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have a combo going right now
>Learned fluent Italian in under a week
>Nation states entrust their topping reserves to the combo guy. There's no italian pizza, only combo pizza
>He's about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality he's a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know his ultimate plan yet. We hope he's a benevolent being.
someone wrote this
>doesn't recognize recooked pasta
retard gay gorilla moron cum slurping autist
But he's dead in the title card for CToP
Infinite laps mod when?
Needs heat mechanic and cool music
Why doesn't this guy have a name anyways?
the best pepper of all time
Enough with this forced meme (you) fucking incel post toppin girls or go back
INVENT THOSE BLUEPRINTS!
THIS PAGE NEEDS A HERO
AND ITS PEPPENIS
>Peppenis actually got archived.
DO IT AGAIN
Okay, that's actually kinda cute considering Noisette's confusion
>the stars have noisette's face on it
Nothing else will replicate the satisfaction of finally P ranking this smug fuck
Pizza Time ripped off this masterpiece.
get back here
what character should i try drawing
stupid sexy rat
mentally ill chud
best i can do
A normal brick is fine too
the merge is coming.
Nice but he should be yodeling
now draw them fucking!
draw the best toppin
noisette but as a classic 90s hot bimbo
Granny Pizza she's cute
the noise doing a kickflip of a 10 stair
peppenis is bolder and better. you've been outmatched
I believe in the superior meme. Did gassy survive an entire thread without getting banned?
Say that to the mushroom toppin
The absolute state of Pizza Tower threads.
Im gonna storytime this shit now just for you
i dont like where this is going
You most certainly will not.
It gets so much worse anon
As a belly fag and vore fag, I HATE what's going to come next..
post the rest
Would you go to Peppino's pizza 2 Ganker?
I want to give the goopy man a hug.
>haha Im going to be a retarded asshole gay and make the threads worse for the lulz
can't be any worse than they already are with all the chudposting (toppin girls, le sexy rat). you coomer gays deserve this.
I'm not the one posting all the chud art
the word coomer didnt exist a year ago
are you retarded? you haven't been here for over a year
i like the beta tracks
hey paisanos what's-a goin' on in this thr--
behold the one decent song from sugary spire
>not-noise is canonically he/she trans
is this "sharty" baiting or are you for real?
it's bait from sugary spire's developers posted to their tumblr and will never be brought up in the game itself
It is real. Devs said he was "transfemme" and says he goes by either he or she. Said themselves this is never mentioned in game. So i'm still referring to him as a boy.
if you play the game at all you're a fucking gay, so nobody really cares what pronouns you give it.
I know school is out this week but damn don't you have any friends
One of the devs made a Tumblr post with a Discord screencap, but since it's not going to be in the game it can be safely ignored.
>it's okay to play a game made by a chud because I can ignore it
If it's not in the game, it's not canon.
>ignoring the point
you are playing a game made by a chud. no matter what, it has chud DNA in it. if you enjoy it, you enjoy the chud DNA.
You fucking idiot. You absolute retard. You've already been infected by using the word in your sentence.
literally thousands of dumb fucks on this board willingly played a game made by a feminist and proudly gloated about saying said game, does that mean they enjoy feminist DNA?
yes? obviously? was this supposed to be a gotcha?
just making sure you aren't retarded, hopefully there will be fangames that aren't made by fags
holy shit go take a break from shitposting, why are you so seething about funny ms paint italian guy game lmao
>funny ms paint italian guy game
you mean "sexy" ms paint italian woman (guy) game
chud spin-off of a chud game
Mindbroken by pizza
Ah everything makes sense now, no wonder
everything is sharty, chud
not reading your archive, schizo
mindbroken by pizza
you are the one calling the game a "chud game", yet you are calling me a schizo?
chud game due to the chud community. sorry, you guys fucking ruined it for normal people.
only on twatter and tumblr, I'm guessing you use both so you willingly hang around freaks yeah?
nope, I'm specifically talking about these threads. I wouldn't know what it's like in twitter and tumblr you fucking chud.
>I'm specifically talking about these threads
I'm not sure why you are judging the "community" by a thread on a board that is just reddit-lite, of course there are going to be trannies but they aren't doing anything but posting fag artwork
>by a thread
threads. get some reading comprehension you fucking retard. you're getting ignored now, chud.
doesn't change my point gay, also I don't know why you think I'm a chud sounds like you are projecting
learn to read, psycho.
Oh look, there's booby bunny. Reminds you of yourself?
>sharty familiar with that bunny
yep. right on the money I see
I know the sharter when I see him.
sharty remains the only guy that gives a shit about that bunny
I do too but only by ignoring the autism smokescreen the creator did to blend in. cute girlbun.
It has a penis
It has whatever you / me wants at the time. cute girlbun. trap / futa even maybe.
Swiss army rabbit. The most powerful tool the sharter has.
Please don't sacrifice the bunny to sharty.
Totally stealing that swiss army phrase though.
The booby bunny reminds shart of himself
That's why he hates it
who would've guessed the schizos ranting about an imaginary gay jack off to literal trannies and futa
I'm not following that conversation train but I like the bunny.
Can we make the bunny the mascot of shart haters
the vtuber with a deep voice? yeah let's do that.
We can make our own bunny with blackjack and hookers
theycallhimcake is the new face of sharty haters, you heard it here.
why do they call him cake
No, she isn't.
Because she has cake. How the fuck you gonna explain the titties. Futa / trap I can at least suspend.
>Futa / trap I can at least suspend.
typical sharty hater
It's boy titties. Draw-a-girl-and-call-it-a-boy, certainly, but more respectable than acting like a girl.
> than acting like a girl.
Literally a full tittied woman.
This isn't even draw-a-girl-and-call-it-a-boy anymore it's create-a-girl-and-call-it-a-boy. it's beyond looks.
what are you even trying to say
Fuck off sharty
Oh shit now I'm the shartman
Whenever I see that bunny I think of him
With fucking your mom
unmasked the shartster, try harder next thread!
And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids and your rabbit!
don't mind me, just disturbing your futa fap session with a Gankerx notification
I haven't been following Sugary Spire but
>the one decent song
>remix of spaghetti and pizza time
Is this praise or a condemnation?
the latter, ive not liked any other track from that game that ive heard so far. like compare this to the death i deservioli, its okay at best
Tried the game but I can't enjoy it because of the ranks. I feel guilty getting to the next stage without getting a good grade on the previous ones but that's hard as fuck to do.
Don't worry about going any higher than A rank on your first playthrough, you can worry about S or P rank after you've finished the game.
Clear the whole area then go for the ranks, thats what I did and im the same way
if you try to get all the stuff while ignoring the combo and lap 2, you'll get As on all levels easy
Don't worry about the ranks, the only thing you get from them is new colors for Peppino's tank top and tower completion percentage, you can ignore them entirely.
What would you do if Mr. Stick was inside your house and trying to steal your money
I'd do a quick google search on his early life and then beat him into a pulp if he wasn't a garden gnome.
We did have that joke of him being catholic or Muslim last thread
I'M GONNA MAKE YOUR COLON COME OUT YOUR NOSE YOU JOLLY FUCK
I literally watched the deline of these threads in real time. once upon back there was actual no porn and actual memes and discussion, good lord.
bandwagon disease hit this game bad.
thank you for a positive contribution to this thread that isn't meta outrage
goddamn, you are unstoppable with these ranks
thanks, not the guy who usually asks for requests though
it's been almost 4 years since "coomer" was forced as a replacement to "c*mbrain" after it was filtered because of a raid
>after it was filtered because of a raid
was there ever any proof of the usage of the word "cumbrain" being a raid? all I've ever seen were some twitter screencaps with the word and then everyone claims that means it was a twitter raid
it's easily verifiable in the archive
if you were on Ganker that one night you'd see the word was posted in completely random threads
It was being posted in every thread, like "goyslop" was a couple months ago
Fuck it, ill say it: those gaps you barrel through on Crust Cove should have been taller. It's too easy to bonk into them
the whole point of the gaps is to barrel through them though
im going to barrel through your asshole, you little shit
nothing specific to this game, always happens with general thread on Ganker. the type of person who hangs out in a general will always turn the threads down this path
Same, these threads went downhill extremely fast. Sad cause its such a good game too
Reminder not to reply to the underages
She's pretty coooooool
Still thinking about her smile from that one pic yesterday.
You will never be a good shitposter
You will never be a real woman too
Well, this thread is shit. See you guys next week, I'm going to be working on P ranks in the meantime.
It's the weekend.
And Spring Break starts next week. These threads are going to be filled with shitposting underages.
mcpig will never top this pizza time sequence
so fucking weird seeing old versions being so drastically different yet with some core mechanics and characters the same.
no.we're not making or pinning the bunny to anything. let the bunny be free.
I can't tell if this poor chud who managed sub-2h 100% was really enjoying himself or was absolutely broken by this point
>80 points off Crust Cove P-rank
Bro your buried treasures?
i avoided every treasure
Fuck you. John is now super dead.
>Avoid every treasure
>John Ghost appeas after the tower falls and kills peppino / chases him off screen
I've never failed a P-rank run because I didn't hit enough enemies or collected enough topping points, I'm pretty much guaranteed to have a P-rank once I've entered all three secrets, collected the treasure and did lap 2. Are you sure you didn't forget something?
post more horny toppings before i piss myself
good to know toppin spammers are pissfags too
I just did ancient cheese S-rank
that escape sequence is total fucking horseshit, am i to understand that this is one of the piss easy levels?
youre supposed to do some superjumps to make it easier, but its still close
What's the easiest level to LAP 3 (aka Pizza Face activated)? Want to try one
john gutter imo, only one room is an issue
>Leaked October 2022 build still has the SA1 taunt
Mcpig did us dirty last minute.
blessed this and peter griffin taunt are not in the game. I don't want everything to be le quirky references
But the diploma dope is OK
Never knew that was a reference no wonder it felt so random. I take back my opinion, I would take the sonic pose taunt over the diploma at least
sonic pose taunt survives as two of fake peppino's super taunts
Peppino hopping on a fat dildo while farting
Damn straight it is.
honestly it feels like peppino should have twice as many taunts
>the rocket in his ass for trickster
Floor 2 begins.
Nice I only got the Mort level to P rank. But I'm gonna be patient for the remaining girl topping sprites.
decided to rework the dashing animation
instead of copying every frame, all of them are different
much more in line with mach 4's animation now
funny, but not a great run animation. the loop isn't seamless either.
not sure its a fantastic run animation but man is it fucking entertaining to watch lmao
needs to be more fluid. The arms look like they are just teleporting all over the place making the animation very ugly
also I need to finally bite, who is this mf?
>who is this mtf?
fixed that for you
bro holy shit relax
fuck off, sharty.
idk it started as a random dude but i kinda want to make him into a spinoff pizza delivery guy
here's a wip of the somewhat more fluider animation
this is harder than i thought it was
okay this looks way better
There we go, now we're talkin'
the arms need a improvement since it still looks like it's teleporting frames when you should aim for having them look fluid
yeah i don't like how the arms look either
will fix soon
P rank enthusiasts only let me see your tier lists
by difficulty or fun factor?
What happened to snotty.
He had a little accident
i've yet to replay all the levels to gauge them more accurately
fuck peppibot factory
gnome forest is very fun, but adjusting to gustavo took me the most hours in the game after acing pizza face, it's a long, tough level and it's easy to forget about the treasure
fuck pizzascare's second room
bloodsauce is hard to learn especially if you're going through the levels in order, but becomes one of the easier p-ranks once you get a grip on its layout and peppino's moveset, there's a very strong rhythm to it
don't feel like describing the rest, the post would be too long
Levels aren't arranged more or less favourably in their tier except those in P tier because War is the best level in the game. Overall there isn't really a level I would say I hated enough to put in D rank because I have never once found myself saying "man fuck this level" or "this level is bullshit" even on my first time playing through them. Yes even on that one conveyor belt section during Peppibot Factory that I got filtered on 25 times before I learned to stop holding dash, still there are some levels I like more than others. I really wanted to like PizzaScare but I kind of hated that it was a reskin of an earlier level in setting and music which kind of brought it down for me considering the rest of the game's levels were wholly unique in their setting (yet I still liked it more than normal PizzaScape)
I have dissected peppibot factory and am capable of p ranking that level in under 5 minutes it is nothing to me now
>deep dish 9
how? the only part that isn't basically free is that one switch passage in pizza time where you need to get the enemy order right
because i fuck it up a lot
It looks like he is autismo who repeats one map million times and if he doesn't then it's hard.
How is DD9 hard in any capacity?
Rocket is the hardest transformation
This is tier list is kind of a mix of 'frustrating' and 'hard' for me
I see a green sparkle near the pillar in John Gutter if I go fast enough, what's up with that?
he's always there, watching you
well I like them, keep it up anon. They look like some sort of relative of pep
If you get to a certain point in every level under a minute the Pizza Tower Dev sprite is there, usually disappears before you can see him properly.
I love ordering the sausage surprise from Peppino's Pizza!
Who ordered the large Italian sausage?
>about to lose my combo
>instead of looking at the screen I look at the combo, making me choke because I don't know what I am doing
Why do I always do this?
Focus, man. Just get in the habit of restarting when you see the ingredients cash in in your peripheral vision.
>about to lose combo
>emergency super taunt without even thinking about it
>run stays alive
>about to lose combo
>emergency super taunt without even thinking about it
>no enemies nearby
>about to lose combo
>emergency super taunt to kill the forknight on the floor below me
>his feet are off-screen therefore the taunt is ineffective
I really hate how fucking finicky that thing is, even when you can clearly see the enemy onscreen if they're not all the way there they don't count and that's fucking dumb
>about to lose combo
>emergency super taunt
>enemies die just a smidge after the combo runs out
this happened to me on a failed deep dish 9 prank run and it was fucking infuriating
Imagine if the enemies on screen did a taunt if you dropped a combo 30 or higher.
>if you're unfortunate to be trying to grab one when your combo ends, they can even parry you for extra insult
This would be incredibly cruel
Add it in
we're just going full horror now but
> enemy makes you drop your combo at the last second by taunt-parrying you
imagine. 1/100000 chance if your combo meter has 1/6th or lower left just to fuck with someone or make them mad.
>the peppibots and frog peppinos have a higher chance to do it
>fake peppino can do it sometimes too
>Enemies can parry Peppino's transformations
>They can transform themselves
>Double knighted forknight
>frog peppinos with shotguns
>Toppin monsters with power-ups
>Mushroom is on fire
>Cheese has mort inside of his mouth and uses him to reach out and peck at you
>Tomato flying around with a shotgun
>Sausage has a rocket
>Pineapple is ball
>Fake peppino runs out the door halfway through the boss fight
> a little while later, message pops up
Gustavo has died! with his death, the thread of prophercy is severed. reload the game...
He wouldn't do that.
>Streamer goes to kill snotty for shits and giggles
>Parries him twice
Would work better if it activates when you lose a P-rank
>about to lose combo
>emergency super taunt
>regular taunt comes out
>about to lose combo
>emergency super taunt
>didn't even have it charged to begin with
you have to CHARGE IT!?
it charges on its own when your combo meter increases by 10
>taunt at the gate
>press up to enter the gate
>super taunt happens
Super Taunt is honestly trash just for this, you have to time it so that you're in danger of losing your combo but not so much that it'll run out before the taunt ends. The range is also deceptively bad for a "full-screen" move, if an enemy is right on the edge of the screen it won't get hit.
If it froze the combo meter while it was active, it'd be good, but as it stands the move is surprisingly underwhelming.
why do i keep torturing myself doing the chef tasks
The fucking COWS
WAR's tasks were easier than the cow task
Because you gotta do them
and who says that?
The game itself
fuck off, cranky
peppino, who judges you severely if you don't
I ordered a pizza
luv me mushrooms
what did she mean by this
pregnancy possible built for italians
>fuck a mushroom
>get mushroom babies
sounds like nightmare fuel
you get wall-eyed babies wearing mushroom clothes
so shes not actually a mushroom is she autistic
mushroom, autistic, what's the difference
But anon it already happened
what do they taste like?
>no shroom gf to hallucinate with
Oh hey, someone saved that. I made it while makin the sheet as a joke, but then I accidently saved over it and couldn't be bothered to remake it.
I'm resorting to dumbass challenges for new content help me
Tried the exact same thing for the first time recently. It didn't feel like the mushrooms added anything to the pizza's flavor, does it depend on the company? Mushrooms are cool so i'm a little disappointed it just tasted like filler here.
Some pizza places use canned mushrooms which are really meh, they taste amazing when freshly-cut
noisette beats her husband
And he likes it
no he doesn't
GYAAAAAAHHHH!!!! PEPPINO! You must come OVER HERE and SAVE ME FROM MY WIFE, by MATING PRESSING HER RIGHT HERE AND THEN, and BREAKING THE SANCTITY OF OUR MARRIAGE ONCE AND FOR ALL! BUT MAKE IT QUICK! BECAUSE OTHERWISE I'M GETTING THE YABBA-DABBA-BOOOOOOOT!!!!
bros i have completely dismantled peppibot factory
thank god, good riddance
good morning sirs
stupid fucking idiot retard rats
La Creatura De Pizzahead
sex with pineapple
this except fembrick
brick is for gustavo, there are enough stupid rats for the rest of us
he's going to smash all the rats with a hammer when they come pouring out
gustavo would never smash a newborn child, he would be a great father to his half-rat children
t. pizza granny
just S ranked pizzascare and dont make a sound
are there any actual levels that made you feel anxiety or dread? fear seems to be a recurring leitmotif in floor 5
also im probably not the only one who noticed it but one of fake peppino's attacks makes a heart shape around peppino, meaning that headcannons about him (or bruno) admiring peppino could be legit
war is the only level that's actively stressed me out
reworked the hands a bit
I don't see any smears, maybe that's what's missing
oh yeah that's what was missing, thanks anon
should be done by now
looks much better now
whoops here's the slower version
Can you put him in a wheelchair and have his legs and arms stay completely still while only his mouth and the wheels move
pizza tower is saved
I feel like the "PROMOTION" taunt would work better without the text, even if it does ultimately go against the reference
iirc it got scrapped because mcpig didn't feel like figuring out how to make sure the text was never mirrored on the taunt
that's stupid easy to do though. I get that he was still learning game maker when he started dev on this game but that's a piss poor excuse when he managed significantly more complicated graphical things like chromatic keying
Yeah, that's why for sure.
He has peppino spaghetti code from what I heard.
this isn't even a spaghetti code thing it's literally a single line to make that work without flipping.
if (sprite_index==PRRROMOTION) draw_sprite_ext(blah blah blah);
This works even if a promotion taunt required multiple frames, just define the constant as a set of multiple indices instead of a singular index
>It's regular snotty but with a pink bow
So realistically, can Pizza tower make an appearance at the Game awards or is it too weird looking and limited in playerbase (PC) for a general audience?
the game awards peddling anything but AAA crap and "huge" indies like hollow knight is a rarity
No console ports = no presence on Game Awards.
>try to do a HOLY SHIT! 101% run
>fuck up P rank on Deep Dish 9
>fuck up on GOLF so many times it takes like 20 minutes to P rank
>Gnome Forest somehow done first try
>pepperman took a couple tries
>vigilante took several
>noise somehow only took one
>fuck up peppibot factory several times
>pizza ninjas are still the worst enemy in the game
>give up after 2 and a half hours into the run
Have any of you tried playing the old receptionist hub? I've been playing the October 2022 build and it still works outside of NPCs. Beating a level does a cutscene unlocking more of the tower and everything (or gives you "Food"). Wish the NPCs worked since if it did then you could really probably make this fully operational with the original concept idea, all it'd need is a tileset, though the Cheese Dragon still worked and melted ice blocks in the hub for me to access the Mansion and a path to one to the light blue wizard gnome which I can get to but can't talk to. All bosses outside of Pepperman have a cutscene made for them so it crashes when getting too close, I got past Vigi to beat the Fun Farm behind him but no matter where I load in behind The Noise it just crashes. It actually affected the final game's save file too playing this build, my progress was saved but all level entrances were made invisible. The final hub was probably for the best for players gameplay-wise but man this one would've been nice for proper in-game characterization.
Can somebody post the updated toppin mod with Cheese? when I last saw the mega it only had mushroom modded in.
Is there a version for the igg copy?
Is AltShroomRank the Minus8 Shroom or the Small Shroom?
If I do all the chef tasks in 1 file do I get them to every single other like the outfits?
Nah, the only thing that carries over are the outfits. Everything else is reset.
nice but peppino cant afford an apron its just a tank top feel peppina should be no different
It's mostly to feminize her design, she's not very visually distinct from Peppino without a longer-sleeved shirt and a proper apron (obviously, they're both still bulky Italians, but still)
>peppino cant afford an apron
How fucking poor do you have to be to not be able to afford an apron?
snotty remembers what you did
Yes the Slum is my favorite floor on the Pizza Tower how could you tell
>peppibot factory is in the slums
>fake peppino is also in the slums
>fake peppino's replacement is being prototyped beneath his own restaurant
What was Pizzahead going to do with him after Metal Peppino was created?
Peppino's Pizza 3
how hard is war?
It's average difficulty, more of a adrenaline rushing thrill ride due to the timer and theme/presentation, it may catch you off-guard the first time though, even more-so if you go for the secret areas your first run-through.
It's only hard if you slow down
very hard if you get the 3 achivements at once + plus a P rank & one clothing.
it's not that bad.
the panic of the constant timer (even in secrets) really gets your heart pumping though if you don't know the layout.
It's actually easier than the other 2 levels on the floor since you never have to actually backtrack and the route is a straight line
it gets a lot harder if you go for secrets
who is this little lesbian and how tight is his butthole?
I want Peppino to mating press his/their blue pussy.
Does anyone know how I'd brute-force myself to get past The Noise in The Noisette's Cafe without crashing (crashing since it tries to load a cutscene that doesn't exist anymore)?
isn't there a noclip command?
There is, trust me I've tried to use it a lot but it still crashes regardless, I can even bring him off-screen but whatever triggers that cutscene extends super far, even if I load in from the opposite side of the room.
another aggie? perhaps.
imagine if those toppins were modded in
What brush do you use? It looks really nice
World 1 spanked and pranked.
Also Bloodsauce Dungeon is easier than Ancient Cheese, fuck bombs and that one falling part.
How's the progress on the tomato toppin sprites?
in a bit of a artistic slump rn and i'm having trouble with getting the panic and intro sprites done well, after that and the result sprites i'll just need to polish them and it should be done
Alright. I don't mean to rush you, checking to see if you're still around.
You could try using the minus8 result sprite to cut down on the workload a bit.
glad you're still around man, looking forward to it. Take your time, its a pretty wild workload to get done quick
I'm at my fucking wits end. Whenever I try to launch this game I get a 'this app cant run on your PC' error message. I've tried every compatibility mode I can think of. I fucking hate windows 11. Any ideas?
middle finger for you
stop using windows 11
try googling to see if it's something with gamemaker (and windows 11) and not the game itself, that'd be my first guess
I have played this game for 50 hours and just now I realize that the game doesnt care which secrets are which, it only cares how many total you got in a level
Im going for 101% on a fresh snotty approved file, and I knew which eyeball I missed but it didnt matter
Nice vid https://youtu.be/fb5LX3DrhcU
Fake Peppino like real Peppino canonically?
honestly i can see that in like a stray dog following someone with food kind of way
He at least wants him around if the escape song is anything to go by.
So he's a step up over the other bosses.
>noisette have a peppino body pillow
>animation shows snotty death
>animation shows snotty death
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is it possible to lose the Holy Shit judgement? my save is nearing the 4 hour mark and I don't know if I should keep doing high score runs on it
You'll only get a replacement judgement if you replay the final boss and finale level after beating the game.
Beat the final boss and last level last night, absolute kino. Really wish I hadn't been spoiled on them beforehand but damn that was good.
Managed to beat the final boss first try too.
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
I KEEP CHOKING AT LAP 2 OF REFRIGERATOR
THAT *ONE* SNOWMAN THAT SANTA SPAWNS RIGHT HERE ALWAYS SCREWS ME UP
anon you can kill santa with a super taunt, hell if it's happening on lap 2 you can just grab an enemy and chuck it at him.
slow down for a moment
>anon you can kill santa with a super taunt
Dammit, I should've thought of that.
You can also throw an enemy at him to kill him.
>Total number of attempts: 113
>8th attempt: Got to the second secret, didn't fly so good RIP
>41th attempt: Made it to the room full of snowmen, supertaunt wasn't enough RIP
>48th attempt: Made it to Satan's Choice.
>83th attempt: Made it to lap 2, was instantly disoriented and went to the right but I should've gone to the door and lost my combo. Got an S-rank.
This level has a lot of moments that demand a lot of precision, making it one of the hardest in the game for me. Also having to do lap 2 without being red is one of the most devilish curveballs the game throws at you, so the ice blocks that you melt in lap 1 do matter a lot. This little twist shows that the game can still be surprising even after you finished it casually.
I have been playing peppibot factory all day and my hands hurt
What’s the deal with Pepperman, does he hate Peppino or something, is this revenge about the peppers on the pizza?
Pizza face gave him art supplies and a studio in exchange for stopping peppino
Pepperman is just an asshole, the only guy Peppino knows before he invades the tower is Noise
Post unpopular opinions.
Peppibot Factory and Pizzascare are incredible. Loved everything about them, from the gameplay to music, but I understand why many don't.
The concept of the stage is fantastic and love how there are times when you can outright run past Ghost King traps. But Ball Peppino segments, like the one leading to Secret 1 and that entire pre-Gerome door room with the ramp, were more than enough to rank the stage as one of my lowest. Even lower than Gnome.
gnome forest is a great level
I think Golf SUCKS
I want to add some actual scenery, but I'm happy with what I currently have
Is the garlic supposed to make me horny
Don't sexualize Bulbino
it would be cool if coop came back and changed the campaign slightly
Honestly we'd be lucky if we'd get different campaigns by different characters.
>fake peppinos campaign is the regular one but mirrored
>final boss is the noise at the bottom, mistaking you for the real peppino
Id play it
gonna post my pizza tomorrow, stay tuned
how come im sometimes locked out of S and P ranks for no reason? it just gets stuck at a fully golden A on second lap, with the treasure, and all 3 secrets
i dropped my combo but I just want my S achievement god dammit. its done this twice in a row it has to be a bug
there's a little bit extra to the letter that you still have to fill up that you can't see
remember that pizza time causes your score to drain a little bit, maybe you're just not collecting stuff fast enough to outpace it
you just don't have enough points. You can drop combos b youtu still have to have good ones to S rank
some levels tighter than others about the point requirement and depending on when your combo drops it can be harder to recover
its worse to drop it in the middle of a stage than at the start or near the end
The golden A is a little misleading, you need 20,000 points to get a S rank in the Fun Farm.
I’m still confused on how anyone from Ganker can hate this game, this game is basically paradise
>no alphabet shit
>unique art style
>and most importantly, soul
Are the Ganker users who hate this game chud false flaggers who want to to destroy this monument of peace and tranquility because it does not pander to them and is relatively popular?
my heart goes out to this anon in the event a janitor gets confused and thinks it's actually the barneyfag spam image
it's already happened at least once
these threads have become a circlejerk where people get praise for creating very low quality "OC"", the fact that there is a /trash/ thread up right now is a huge redflag
Oh wow I'm slow. I just noticed in the lyrical version of Pizza Mayhem, it says, "Cheese and pepper, lets make some noise." It's the first 3 bosses.
Did you know that Mozart once studied in Naples?
Why the fuck does Pizza Tower attract so many fucking insane people?
WHAT HAPPENED TO MCPIG????
Ok but in all seriousness, Pig memes aside, why do so many people want to fuck Peppino and the Noise and everyone else? I'm genuinely overwhelmed by what I've seen.
rule 34 isn't a meme
peppino is wario with luigi's personality and courage the cowardly dog screams, he's lovable
It's the fucking internet: Chances are there's bound to be someone out there attracted to them. It's nothing special
those are not some nice nachos
>why do so many people want to fuck Peppino and the Noise and everyone else?
Every time you walk down the street and see a person, object, plant, or anything really, just know that you can find at least 100 people within any given country who would want to fuck it in its current state. A rock on the side of the road? It applies. A fat fucking homeless chick mid-heart attack? Her too. A warted toad? You know the answer to that.
With how unrelated most of the rankings are to your actual performance, I highly doubt "the judgment was final" would've actually deleted your save. It was probably just a rank meant to freak you out.
nobody wants to fuck the noise
i'd hatefuck him
Fun fact: The Noise has more porn than any Toppin girl
Only about 7 of these images depict him getting fucked, the majority are either him fucking his girlfriend or in the background while other people have sex
A large amount of actual vagina-havers are all thirsting over Peppino of all characters and I dunno how to feel about that. If Peppino can make it we're all gonna make it brah
>can't run at mach speed
>can't make pizza
i'm not gonna make it...
>have anxiety issues
Well hey, you're 1/4 of the way there! That counts for something.
Peppino is endearingly pathetic
The average Gankerner is just pathetic
good night sweet developer
McPig, no...not like this
Legally speaking what's stopping me from buying that and fucking it?
It's no different from fucking a ham sandwich, no one is harmed by it.
Necrophilia and Beastiality are both illegal, but if you do both at once and it becomes legal? It's weird.
I did not enjoy this post
You didn't answer my question.
guys guys i have a cool idea
That's just a apple
I like that the scrapped hardmode is basically easier mode if you're going for P-ranks. Constant enemies to reset your combo
peppino is an ugly bastard
Peppino is a solid 4/10 with a combover but he's got the personality to make up for it.
He's OUR ugly bastard
I read Noisette's in Harley Quinn's voice.
I read her as Kristen Schaal
>Peppino with a full head of hair
I like this artist's riff off McPig's "pizza ghost mystery" idea, with Stick and Pizzahead as a comedic duo.
two mighty shnozers touching
im just saying pizelle should be a baker because he wears a chef's outfit and his noise crusher could be a cookie cutter
Has anyone made a full TAS speedrun of this game yet?
>cheese blocks are from the cheese part of deep dish 9
>Sausages are near peppibot factory
>pineapples are from crust cove
Where are mushrooms and tomatoes from?
tomatoes are from fun farm, the "peasanto" enemy wearing a green tunic
mushrooms are either the ghosts from wasteyard or the bounce platforms from gnome forest
There was gonna be a mushroom enemy, but it seems like it didn't make it past concept art.
Looks like he recycled the idea into the ghost mushroom
Tomatoes where probably going to be from clown level
I like to think he’s the secret king’s jester
Anyone have the "you suck" screen gif? can't find it anywhere
Please come back in stock soon
Just finished getting every achievement, John Gutter was my hardest P-rank
I killed Snotty
I actually just don't believe you. What could have possibly made that true in your case
It wasn't really the level itself, but learning how to "actually" move, every level afterwards just felt like it came naturally and I could get the P-rank down in ~2 hours max. It took me a day and a half to get the John Gutter P-rank
Ah, fair enough. I only just started trying for P ranks after completing the game and got it in about ~10 attempts or so. Kept choking on Pizzascape for ages after that though
You DID get all the Gerome treasures and saved John, right?
Of course I did. Not to save john, had no idea it was gonna do that. But the first time I saw that there were treasures I went "wow that's important"
I also found all the secrets and toppings.
im doing that along with my P ranks
Ive gotten all of floors 1 and 2 done
currently have golf and the noise left on floor 3
Ill finish eventually but i suck ass so johns gonna be waiting a while
for some reason crust cove took me way longer than gnome forest
Good luck Anon! They say once you get past bloodsauce you have what it takes to do the rest. Not that its the hardest but the first real challenge. I'm closing in on the home stretch myself. Only 2 more to go but my hands are cramping up.
Can Mcpig and friends hurry up on that console port. I’ll give them 50$ for it.
don't need steam deck for portable pizzer
The switch already sucks donkey nuts when it comes to graphic calc, how is it gonna be able to run pizzer effectively?
i see zero reason pizza tower wouldn't be capable on the wii u/switch tier of graphical thoroughput, it's a game maker game and the only huge performance hog is textured clothing
The game loads almost everything through the gpu for faster screen changes why do you think it needs a 1030 to run well?
why are we thinking an nvidia SoC can't handle that, switch's gpu is somewhere around a gtx 1650 iirc
1, because playing platformers on a PC does not make me happy
2, I want to give them 50$ for making good game.
any tips on war prank i keep overestimating how much time i have on lap 2 and i can just barley reach s rank