Pizza Tower

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    can I get a qrd on this fricker?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Pizzaface bows to Combo Guy
      >In contact with aliens
      >Possess psychic-like abilities
      >Controls Italy with an iron but fair fist
      >Owns castles & banks globally
      >Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
      >Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Combotopia will be be the first city)
      >Owns 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
      >First designer babies will in all likelihood be Combo Guy babies
      >said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
      >Ancient Indian scriptures tell of one angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with him, but only if you never drop your combo
      >Owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
      >You likely have a combo going right now
      >Learned fluent Italian in under a week
      >Nation states entrust their topping reserves to the combo guy. There's no italian pizza, only combo pizza
      >He's about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
      >In reality he's a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know his ultimate plan yet. We hope he's a benevolent being.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        someone wrote this

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn't recognize recooked pasta

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          moron homosexual gorilla Black person cum slurping autist

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        truth

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But he's dead in the title card for CToP

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Infinite laps mod when?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://gamebanana.com/mods/430774

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Needs heat mechanic and cool music

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't this guy have a name anyways?
    Captcha: SADDRP

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the best pepper of all time

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Well?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Enough with this forced meme (you) fricking incel post toppin girls or go back

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      TOMMORROW ILL

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        INVENT THOSE BLUEPRINTS!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      THIS PAGE NEEDS A HERO

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        AND ITS PEPPENIS

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Post him

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Peppenis actually got archived.
    Holy frick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      DO IT AGAIN

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Ninja Mikachu

      Okay, that's actually kinda cute considering Noisette's confusion

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the stars have noisette's face on it
      clever

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing else will replicate the satisfaction of finally P ranking this smug frick

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pizza Time ripped off this masterpiece.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    get back here

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what character should i try drawing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      stupid sexy rat

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        mentally ill troony

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        best i can do

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Adorable

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          A normal brick is fine too

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the merge is coming.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nice but he should be yodeling

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          now draw them fricking!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      draw the best toppin

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Granny Pizza

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      noisette but as a classic 90s hot bimbo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fake Peppino

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sweaty pineapple

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Granny Pizza she's cute

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the noise doing a kickflip of a 10 stair

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    ENTER

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      peppenis is bolder and better. you've been outmatched

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I believe in the superior meme. Did gassy survive an entire thread without getting banned?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Say that to the mushroom toppin

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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    ENTER

    The absolute state of Pizza Tower threads.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Im gonna storytime this shit now just for you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              VORE

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Please stop

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              i dont like where this is going

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You most certainly will not.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It gets so much worse anon

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              As a belly gay and vore gay, I HATE what's going to come next..

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              post the rest

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Would you go to Peppino's pizza 2 Ganker?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I want to give the goopy man a hug.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >haha Im going to be a moronic butthole homosexual and make the threads worse for the lulz
        Ok

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          can't be any worse than they already are with all the troonyposting (toppin girls, le sexy rat). you coomer homosexuals deserve this.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            obsessed

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not the one posting all the troony art

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            the word coomer didnt exist a year ago

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              are you moronic? you haven't been here for over a year

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous
  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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    The absolute state of Pizza Tower threads.

    Samehomosexualini

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i like the beta tracks

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hey paisanos what's-a goin' on in this thr--

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    behold the one decent song from sugary spire

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >not-noise is canonically he/she trans
      dropped

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        is this "sharty" baiting or are you for real?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it's bait from sugary spire's developers posted to their tumblr and will never be brought up in the game itself

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It is real. Devs said he was "transfemme" and says he goes by either he or she. Said themselves this is never mentioned in game. So i'm still referring to him as a boy.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            if you play the game at all you're a fricking homosexual, so nobody really cares what pronouns you give it.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I know school is out this week but damn don't you have any friends

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          One of the devs made a Tumblr post with a Discord screencap, but since it's not going to be in the game it can be safely ignored.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >it's okay to play a game made by a troony because I can ignore it

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              If it's not in the game, it's not canon.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >ignoring the point
                you are playing a game made by a troony. no matter what, it has troony DNA in it. if you enjoy it, you enjoy the troony DNA.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You fricking idiot. You absolute moron. You've already been infected by using the word in your sentence.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                literally thousands of dumb fricks on this board willingly played a game made by a feminist and proudly gloated about saying said game, does that mean they enjoy feminist DNA?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                yes? obviously? was this supposed to be a gotcha?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                just making sure you aren't moronic, hopefully there will be fangames that aren't made by gays

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Meds

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                holy shit go take a break from shitposting, why are you so seething about funny ms paint italian guy game lmao

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >funny ms paint italian guy game
                you mean "sexy" ms paint italian woman (guy) game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      troony spin-off of a troony game

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Mindbroken by pizza

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >its sharty
          Ah everything makes sense now, no wonder

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            everything is sharty, troony

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          not reading your archive, schizo

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            mindbroken by pizza

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you are the one calling the game a "troony game", yet you are calling me a schizo?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              troony game due to the troony community. sorry, you guys fricking ruined it for normal people.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >troony community
                only on twatter and tumblr, I'm guessing you use both so you willingly hang around freaks yeah?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                nope, I'm specifically talking about these threads. I wouldn't know what it's like in twitter and tumblr you fricking troony.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm specifically talking about these threads
                I'm not sure why you are judging the "community" by a thread on a board that is just reddit-lite, of course there are going to be trannies but they aren't doing anything but posting gay artwork

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >by a thread
                threads. get some reading comprehension you fricking moron. you're getting ignored now, troony.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                doesn't change my point homosexual, also I don't know why you think I'm a troony sounds like you are projecting

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            learn to read, psycho.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Oh look, there's booby bunny. Reminds you of yourself?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >sharty familiar with that bunny
            yep. right on the money I see

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I know the sharter when I see him.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              sharty remains the only guy that gives a shit about that bunny

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I do too but only by ignoring the autism smokescreen the creator did to blend in. cute girlbun.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It has a penis

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It has whatever you / me wants at the time. cute girlbun. trap / futa even maybe.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Swiss army rabbit. The most powerful tool the sharter has.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Please don't sacrifice the bunny to sharty.
                Totally stealing that swiss army phrase though.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The booby bunny reminds shart of himself
                That's why he hates it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                who would've guessed the schizos ranting about an imaginary homosexual jack off to literal trannies and futa

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not following that conversation train but I like the bunny.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Can we make the bunny the mascot of shart haters

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                the vtuber with a deep voice? yeah let's do that.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                We can make our own bunny with blackjack and hookers

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                theycallhimcake is the new face of sharty haters, you heard it here.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                why do they call him cake

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No, she isn't.

                why do they call him cake

                Because she has cake. How the frick you gonna explain the breasts. Futa / trap I can at least suspend.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Futa / trap I can at least suspend.
                typical sharty hater

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >she
                It's boy breasts. Draw-a-girl-and-call-it-a-boy, certainly, but more respectable than acting like a girl.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                > than acting like a girl.
                Literally a full tittied woman.
                This isn't even draw-a-girl-and-call-it-a-boy anymore it's create-a-girl-and-call-it-a-boy. it's beyond looks.
                shit's dumb.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                what are you even trying to say

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Frick off sharty

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Oh shit now I'm the shartman

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Whenever I see that bunny I think of him

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              absolutely obsessed

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                With fricking your mom

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                alright

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                unmasked the shartster, try harder next thread!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids and your rabbit!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        not reading your archive, schizo

        troony game due to the troony community. sorry, you guys fricking ruined it for normal people.

        don't mind me, just disturbing your futa fap session with a Gankerx notification

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          insane projection

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't been following Sugary Spire but
      >the one decent song
      >remix of spaghetti and pizza time
      Is this praise or a condemnation?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the latter, ive not liked any other track from that game that ive heard so far. like compare this to the death i deservioli, its okay at best

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tried the game but I can't enjoy it because of the ranks. I feel guilty getting to the next stage without getting a good grade on the previous ones but that's hard as frick to do.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry about going any higher than A rank on your first playthrough, you can worry about S or P rank after you've finished the game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Clear the whole area then go for the ranks, thats what I did and im the same way

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      if you try to get all the stuff while ignoring the combo and lap 2, you'll get As on all levels easy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry about the ranks, the only thing you get from them is new colors for Peppino's tank top and tower completion percentage, you can ignore them entirely.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What would you do if Mr. Stick was inside your house and trying to steal your money

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd do a quick google search on his early life and then beat him into a pulp if he wasn't a israelite.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        We did have that joke of him being catholic or Muslim last thread

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WALL
    STUCK

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'M GONNA MAKE YOUR COLON COME OUT YOUR NOSE YOU JOLLY FRICK

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I literally watched the deline of these threads in real time. once upon back there was actual no porn and actual memes and discussion, good lord.
    bandwagon disease hit this game bad.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      thank you for a positive contribution to this thread that isn't meta outrage

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        goddamn, you are unstoppable with these ranks

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          thanks, not the guy who usually asks for requests though

          the word coomer didnt exist a year ago

          it's been almost 4 years since "coomer" was forced as a replacement to "c*mbrain" after it was filtered because of a raid

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >after it was filtered because of a raid
            was there ever any proof of the usage of the word "cumbrain" being a raid? all I've ever seen were some twitter screencaps with the word and then everyone claims that means it was a twitter raid

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              it's easily verifiable in the archive
              if you were on Ganker that one night you'd see the word was posted in completely random threads

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It was being posted in every thread, like "goyslop" was a couple months ago

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Frick it, ill say it: those gaps you barrel through on Crust Cove should have been taller. It's too easy to bonk into them

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the whole point of the gaps is to barrel through them though

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            im going to barrel through your butthole, you little shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nothing specific to this game, always happens with general thread on Ganker. the type of person who hangs out in a general will always turn the threads down this path

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same, these threads went downhill extremely fast. Sad cause its such a good game too

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder not to reply to the underages

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    pinap

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She's pretty coooooool

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Still thinking about her smile from that one pic yesterday.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        post it

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You will never be a good shitposter

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You will never be a real woman too

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Well, this thread is shit. See you guys next week, I'm going to be working on P ranks in the meantime.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's the weekend.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And Spring Break starts next week. These threads are going to be filled with shitposting underages.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=610
    mcpig will never top this pizza time sequence

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      so fricking weird seeing old versions being so drastically different yet with some core mechanics and characters the same.

      Can we make the bunny the mascot of shart haters

      no.we're not making or pinning the bunny to anything. let the bunny be free.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't tell if this poor troony who managed sub-2h 100% was really enjoying himself or was absolutely broken by this point

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >80 points off Crust Cove P-rank

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bro your buried treasures?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I've never failed a P-rank run because I didn't hit enough enemies or collected enough topping points, I'm pretty much guaranteed to have a P-rank once I've entered all three secrets, collected the treasure and did lap 2. Are you sure you didn't forget something?

        i avoided every treasure

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Frick you. John is now super dead.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            i avoided every treasure

            >Avoid every treasure
            >John Ghost appeas after the tower falls and kills peppino / chases him off screen

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've never failed a P-rank run because I didn't hit enough enemies or collected enough topping points, I'm pretty much guaranteed to have a P-rank once I've entered all three secrets, collected the treasure and did lap 2. Are you sure you didn't forget something?

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    post more horny toppings before i piss myself

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      good to know toppin spammers are pissgays too

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just did ancient cheese S-rank
    that escape sequence is total fricking horseshit, am i to understand that this is one of the piss easy levels?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      youre supposed to do some superjumps to make it easier, but its still close

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    porcupine posterior

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      culo

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's the easiest level to LAP 3 (aka Pizza Face activated)? Want to try one

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      john gutter imo, only one room is an issue

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Leaked October 2022 build still has the SA1 taunt
    Mcpig did us dirty last minute.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      blessed this and peter griffin taunt are not in the game. I don't want everything to be le quirky references

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But the diploma dope is OK

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Never knew that was a reference no wonder it felt so random. I take back my opinion, I would take the sonic pose taunt over the diploma at least

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            sonic pose taunt survives as two of fake peppino's super taunts

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Peppino hopping on a fat dildo while farting

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Damn straight it is.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      honestly it feels like peppino should have twice as many taunts

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the rocket in his ass for trickster

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Floor 2 begins.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      powerful screenshot

    • 1 year ago
      YD

      Nice I only got the Mort level to P rank. But I'm gonna be patient for the remaining girl topping sprites.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how horrifying

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    decided to rework the dashing animation
    instead of copying every frame, all of them are different
    thoughts?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      much more in line with mach 4's animation now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      funny, but not a great run animation. the loop isn't seamless either.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      not sure its a fantastic run animation but man is it fricking entertaining to watch lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      needs to be more fluid. The arms look like they are just teleporting all over the place making the animation very ugly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      also I need to finally bite, who is this mf?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >who is this mtf?
        fixed that for you

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          bro holy shit relax

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            frick off, sharty.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        idk it started as a random dude but i kinda want to make him into a spinoff pizza delivery guy
        here's a wip of the somewhat more fluider animation
        this is harder than i thought it was

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      okay this looks way better

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There we go, now we're talkin'

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        MUCH BETTER

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the arms need a improvement since it still looks like it's teleporting frames when you should aim for having them look fluid

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yeah i don't like how the arms look either
          will fix soon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      soul

      okay this looks way better

      less

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    P rank enthusiasts only let me see your tier lists

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      by difficulty or fun factor?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Difficulty

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      For reference

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What happened to snotty.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He died

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He had a little accident

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Difficulty

      i've yet to replay all the levels to gauge them more accurately
      frick peppibot factory
      gnome forest is very fun, but adjusting to gustavo took me the most hours in the game after acing pizza face, it's a long, tough level and it's easy to forget about the treasure
      frick pizzascare's second room
      bloodsauce is hard to learn especially if you're going through the levels in order, but becomes one of the easier p-ranks once you get a grip on its layout and peppino's moveset, there's a very strong rhythm to it
      don't feel like describing the rest, the post would be too long

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Levels aren't arranged more or less favourably in their tier except those in P tier because War is the best level in the game. Overall there isn't really a level I would say I hated enough to put in D rank because I have never once found myself saying "man frick this level" or "this level is bullshit" even on my first time playing through them. Yes even on that one conveyor belt section during Peppibot Factory that I got filtered on 25 times before I learned to stop holding dash, still there are some levels I like more than others. I really wanted to like PizzaScare but I kind of hated that it was a reskin of an earlier level in setting and music which kind of brought it down for me considering the rest of the game's levels were wholly unique in their setting (yet I still liked it more than normal PizzaScape)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have dissected peppibot factory and am capable of p ranking that level in under 5 minutes it is nothing to me now

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >deep dish 9
        >hard
        how? the only part that isn't basically free is that one switch passage in pizza time where you need to get the enemy order right

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          How is DD9 hard in any capacity?

          because i frick it up a lot

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It looks like he is autismo who repeats one map million times and if he doesn't then it's hard.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How is DD9 hard in any capacity?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Rocket is the hardest transformation

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is tier list is kind of a mix of 'frustrating' and 'hard' for me

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    vigi!! vigi!!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I see a green sparkle near the pillar in John Gutter if I go fast enough, what's up with that?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he's always there, watching you

      idk it started as a random dude but i kinda want to make him into a spinoff pizza delivery guy
      here's a wip of the somewhat more fluider animation
      this is harder than i thought it was

      well I like them, keep it up anon. They look like some sort of relative of pep

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you get to a certain point in every level under a minute the Pizza Tower Dev sprite is there, usually disappears before you can see him properly.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I love ordering the sausage surprise from Peppino's Pizza!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Who ordered the large Italian sausage?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >about to lose my combo
    >instead of looking at the screen I look at the combo, making me choke because I don't know what I am doing
    Why do I always do this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Focus, man. Just get in the habit of restarting when you see the ingredients cash in in your peripheral vision.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >about to lose combo
      >emergency super taunt without even thinking about it
      >run stays alive

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >about to lose combo
        >emergency super taunt without even thinking about it
        >no enemies nearby

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >about to lose combo
          >emergency super taunt to kill the forknight on the floor below me
          >his feet are off-screen therefore the taunt is ineffective

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I really hate how fricking finicky that thing is, even when you can clearly see the enemy onscreen if they're not all the way there they don't count and that's fricking dumb

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >about to lose combo
          >emergency super taunt
          >enemies die just a smidge after the combo runs out

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            this happened to me on a failed deep dish 9 prank run and it was fricking infuriating

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine if the enemies on screen did a taunt if you dropped a combo 30 or higher.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >if you're unfortunate to be trying to grab one when your combo ends, they can even parry you for extra insult

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              This would be incredibly cruel
              Add it in

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >if you're unfortunate to be trying to grab one when your combo ends, they can even parry you for extra insult

                we're just going full horror now but
                > enemy makes you drop your combo at the last second by taunt-parrying you
                imagine. 1/100000 chance if your combo meter has 1/6th or lower left just to frick with someone or make them mad.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >the peppibots and frog peppinos have a higher chance to do it
                >fake peppino can do it sometimes too

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >the peppibots and frog peppinos have a higher chance to do it
                >fake peppino can do it sometimes too

                >Enemies can parry Peppino's transformations
                >They can transform themselves
                >Double knighted forknight
                Dios meows...

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >frog peppinos with shotguns

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Toppin monsters with power-ups
                >Mushroom is on fire
                >Cheese has mort inside of his mouth and uses him to reach out and peck at you
                >Tomato flying around with a shotgun
                >Sausage has a rocket
                >Pineapple is ball

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >frog peppinos with shotguns

                >the peppibots and frog peppinos have a higher chance to do it
                >fake peppino can do it sometimes too

                >Fake peppino runs out the door halfway through the boss fight
                > a little while later, message pops up
                Gustavo has died! with his death, the thread of prophercy is severed. reload the game...

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                He wouldn't do that.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >the peppibots and frog peppinos have a higher chance to do it
                >fake peppino can do it sometimes too

                [...]
                >Enemies can parry Peppino's transformations
                >They can transform themselves
                >Double knighted forknight
                Dios meows...

                >frog peppinos with shotguns

                >Streamer goes to kill snotty for shits and giggles
                >Parries him twice
                still dies

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Would work better if it activates when you lose a P-rank

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >about to lose combo
            >emergency super taunt
            >regular taunt comes out

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >about to lose combo
              >emergency super taunt
              >didn't even have it charged to begin with

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you have to CHARGE IT!?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                it charges on its own when your combo meter increases by 10

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >taunt at the gate
              >press up to enter the gate
              >super taunt happens
              >combo ends
              WOOOOOW

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Super Taunt is honestly trash just for this, you have to time it so that you're in danger of losing your combo but not so much that it'll run out before the taunt ends. The range is also deceptively bad for a "full-screen" move, if an enemy is right on the edge of the screen it won't get hit.

            If it froze the combo meter while it was active, it'd be good, but as it stands the move is surprisingly underwhelming.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why do i keep torturing myself doing the chef tasks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The fricking COWS

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        moo

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          WAR's tasks were easier than the cow task

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because you gotta do them

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        and who says that?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The game itself

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Me

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            frick off, cranky

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          peppino, who judges you severely if you don't

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I ordered a pizza

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      luv me mushrooms

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        what did she mean by this

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Compatability

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          pregnancy possible built for italians

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >frick a mushroom
            >get mushroom babies
            sounds like nightmare fuel

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              you get wall-eyed babies wearing mushroom clothes

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                so shes not actually a mushroom is she autistic

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                mushroom, autistic, what's the difference

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                fair enough

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              But anon it already happened

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                what do they taste like?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                shame, hallucinations

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                yummy

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >no shroom gf to hallucinate with

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Oh hey, someone saved that. I made it while makin the sheet as a joke, but then I accidently saved over it and couldn't be bothered to remake it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                bruh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://streamable.com/y6jhrt
      I'm resorting to dumbass challenges for new content help me

      Tried the exact same thing for the first time recently. It didn't feel like the mushrooms added anything to the pizza's flavor, does it depend on the company? Mushrooms are cool so i'm a little disappointed it just tasted like filler here.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Some pizza places use canned mushrooms which are really meh, they taste amazing when freshly-cut

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    noisette beats her husband

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And he likes it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        no he doesn't

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          GYAAAAAAHHHH!!!! PEPPINO! You must come OVER HERE and SAVE ME FROM MY WIFE, by MATING PRESSING HER RIGHT HERE AND THEN, and BREAKING THE SANCTITY OF OUR MARRIAGE ONCE AND FOR ALL! BUT MAKE IT QUICK! BECAUSE OTHERWISE I'M GETTING THE YABBA-DABBA-BOOOOOOOT!!!!

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bros i have completely dismantled peppibot factory

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      thank god, good riddance

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    good morning sirs

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    morons

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      stupid fricking idiot moron rats

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    La Creatura De Pizzahead

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sex with pineapple

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this except fembrick

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        brick is for gustavo, there are enough stupid rats for the rest of us

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          h-hot

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            he's going to smash all the rats with a hammer when they come pouring out

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              gustavo would never smash a newborn child, he would be a great father to his half-rat children

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                pure headcanon

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                t. pizza granny

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just S ranked pizzascare and dont make a sound
    are there any actual levels that made you feel anxiety or dread? fear seems to be a recurring leitmotif in floor 5
    also im probably not the only one who noticed it but one of fake peppino's attacks makes a heart shape around peppino, meaning that headcannons about him (or bruno) admiring peppino could be legit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      war is the only level that's actively stressed me out

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    reworked the hands a bit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see any smears, maybe that's what's missing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah that's what was missing, thanks anon
        should be done by now

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          looks much better now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      whoops here's the slower version

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can you put him in a wheelchair and have his legs and arms stay completely still while only his mouth and the wheels move

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://gamebanana.com/mods/431729

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      pizza tower is saved

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like the "PROMOTION" taunt would work better without the text, even if it does ultimately go against the reference

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        iirc it got scrapped because mcpig didn't feel like figuring out how to make sure the text was never mirrored on the taunt

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          that's stupid easy to do though. I get that he was still learning game maker when he started dev on this game but that's a piss poor excuse when he managed significantly more complicated graphical things like chromatic keying

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, that's why for sure.

          that's stupid easy to do though. I get that he was still learning game maker when he started dev on this game but that's a piss poor excuse when he managed significantly more complicated graphical things like chromatic keying

          He has peppino spaghetti code from what I heard.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >spaghetti code
            this isn't even a spaghetti code thing it's literally a single line to make that work without flipping.
            if (sprite_index==PRRROMOTION) draw_sprite_ext(blah blah blah);
            This works even if a promotion taunt required multiple frames, just define the constant as a set of multiple indices instead of a singular index

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ????????

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >It's regular snotty but with a pink bow
        Based

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So realistically, can Pizza tower make an appearance at the Game awards or is it too weird looking and limited in playerbase (PC) for a general audience?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the game awards peddling anything but AAA crap and "huge" indies like hollow knight is a rarity

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No console ports = no presence on Game Awards.

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >try to do a HOLY SHIT! 101% run
    >frick up P rank on Deep Dish 9
    >frick up on GOLF so many times it takes like 20 minutes to P rank
    >Gnome Forest somehow done first try
    >pepperman took a couple tries
    >vigilante took several
    >noise somehow only took one
    >frick up peppibot factory several times
    >pizza ninjas are still the worst enemy in the game
    >give up after 2 and a half hours into the run

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Have any of you tried playing the old receptionist hub? I've been playing the October 2022 build and it still works outside of NPCs. Beating a level does a cutscene unlocking more of the tower and everything (or gives you "Food"). Wish the NPCs worked since if it did then you could really probably make this fully operational with the original concept idea, all it'd need is a tileset, though the Cheese Dragon still worked and melted ice blocks in the hub for me to access the Mansion and a path to one to the light blue wizard gnome which I can get to but can't talk to. All bosses outside of Pepperman have a cutscene made for them so it crashes when getting too close, I got past Vigi to beat the Fun Farm behind him but no matter where I load in behind The Noise it just crashes. It actually affected the final game's save file too playing this build, my progress was saved but all level entrances were made invisible. The final hub was probably for the best for players gameplay-wise but man this one would've been nice for proper in-game characterization.

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can somebody post the updated toppin mod with Cheese? when I last saw the mega it only had mushroom modded in.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://files.catbox.moe/s7gsxr.rar

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >https://files.catbox.moe/s7gsxr.rar
        Is there a version for the igg copy?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Is AltShroomRank the Minus8 Shroom or the Small Shroom?

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If I do all the chef tasks in 1 file do I get them to every single other like the outfits?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, the only thing that carries over are the outfits. Everything else is reset.

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/officiallythatboi/pizza-tower-women

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nice but peppino cant afford an apron its just a tank top feel peppina should be no different

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's mostly to feminize her design, she's not very visually distinct from Peppino without a longer-sleeved shirt and a proper apron (obviously, they're both still bulky Italians, but still)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >peppino cant afford an apron
        How fricking poor do you have to be to not be able to afford an apron?

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    snotty remembers what you did

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes the Slum is my favorite floor on the Pizza Tower how could you tell

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >peppibot factory is in the slums
    >fake peppino is also in the slums
    >fake peppino's replacement is being prototyped beneath his own restaurant
    What was Pizzahead going to do with him after Metal Peppino was created?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Peppino's Pizza 3

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how hard is war?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's average difficulty, more of a adrenaline rushing thrill ride due to the timer and theme/presentation, it may catch you off-guard the first time though, even more-so if you go for the secret areas your first run-through.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's only hard if you slow down

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      very hard if you get the 3 achivements at once + plus a P rank & one clothing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's not that bad.
      the panic of the constant timer (even in secrets) really gets your heart pumping though if you don't know the layout.
      It's actually easier than the other 2 levels on the floor since you never have to actually backtrack and the route is a straight line

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it gets a lot harder if you go for secrets

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      who is this little lesbian and how tight is his butthole?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I want Peppino to mating press his/their blue pussy.

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know how I'd brute-force myself to get past The Noise in The Noisette's Cafe without crashing (crashing since it tries to load a cutscene that doesn't exist anymore)?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      isn't there a noclip command?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There is, trust me I've tried to use it a lot but it still crashes regardless, I can even bring him off-screen but whatever triggers that cutscene extends super far, even if I load in from the opposite side of the room.

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    another aggie? perhaps.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      imagine if those toppins were modded in

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What brush do you use? It looks really nice

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    World 1 spanked and pranked.
    Also Bloodsauce Dungeon is easier than Ancient Cheese, frick bombs and that one falling part.

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How's the progress on the tomato toppin sprites?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      in a bit of a artistic slump rn and i'm having trouble with getting the panic and intro sprites done well, after that and the result sprites i'll just need to polish them and it should be done

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Alright. I don't mean to rush you, checking to see if you're still around.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You could try using the minus8 result sprite to cut down on the workload a bit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          thanks

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        glad you're still around man, looking forward to it. Take your time, its a pretty wild workload to get done quick

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm at my fricking wits end. Whenever I try to launch this game I get a 'this app cant run on your PC' error message. I've tried every compatibility mode I can think of. I fricking hate windows 11. Any ideas?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      install gentoo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        middle finger for you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      stop using windows 11
      try googling to see if it's something with gamemaker (and windows 11) and not the game itself, that'd be my first guess

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have played this game for 50 hours and just now I realize that the game doesnt care which secrets are which, it only cares how many total you got in a level
    Im going for 101% on a fresh snotty approved file, and I knew which eyeball I missed but it didnt matter

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nice vid https://youtu.be/fb5LX3DrhcU

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fake Peppino like real Peppino canonically?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        honestly i can see that in like a stray dog following someone with food kind of way

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He at least wants him around if the escape song is anything to go by.
        So he's a step up over the other bosses.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >noisette have a peppino body pillow

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >animation shows snotty death
      Trash.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >animation shows snotty death
      Liked, saved to favorites, subscribed

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is it possible to lose the Holy Shit judgement? my save is nearing the 4 hour mark and I don't know if I should keep doing high score runs on it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You'll only get a replacement judgement if you replay the final boss and finale level after beating the game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nice

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    vivec???

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Beat the final boss and last level last night, absolute kino. Really wish I hadn't been spoiled on them beforehand but damn that was good.
    Managed to beat the final boss first try too.

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FOR FRICK'S SAKE
    I KEEP CHOKING AT LAP 2 OF REFRIGERATOR
    THAT *ONE* SNOWMAN THAT SANTA SPAWNS RIGHT HERE ALWAYS SCREWS ME UP
    FRICK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      anon you can kill santa with a super taunt, hell if it's happening on lap 2 you can just grab an enemy and chuck it at him.
      slow down for a moment

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >anon you can kill santa with a super taunt
        ...
        Dammit, I should've thought of that.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You can also throw an enemy at him to kill him.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You can also throw an enemy at him to kill him.

        Thanks anon

        >Refrigerator-Refrigerador-Freezerator
        >Total number of attempts: 113

        >8th attempt: Got to the second secret, didn't fly so good RIP
        >41th attempt: Made it to the room full of snowmen, supertaunt wasn't enough RIP
        >48th attempt: Made it to Satan's Choice.
        >83th attempt: Made it to lap 2, was instantly disoriented and went to the right but I should've gone to the door and lost my combo. Got an S-rank.

        This level has a lot of moments that demand a lot of precision, making it one of the hardest in the game for me. Also having to do lap 2 without being red is one of the most devilish curveballs the game throws at you, so the ice blocks that you melt in lap 1 do matter a lot. This little twist shows that the game can still be surprising even after you finished it casually.

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have been playing peppibot factory all day and my hands hurt

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What’s the deal with Pepperman, does he hate Peppino or something, is this revenge about the peppers on the pizza?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pizza face gave him art supplies and a studio in exchange for stopping peppino

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pepperman is just an butthole, the only guy Peppino knows before he invades the tower is Noise

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post unpopular opinions.
    Peppibot Factory and Pizzascare are incredible. Loved everything about them, from the gameplay to music, but I understand why many don't.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Pizzascare
      The concept of the stage is fantastic and love how there are times when you can outright run past Ghost King traps. But Ball Peppino segments, like the one leading to Secret 1 and that entire pre-Gerome door room with the ramp, were more than enough to rank the stage as one of my lowest. Even lower than Gnome.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      gnome forest is a great level

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think Golf SUCKS

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want to add some actual scenery, but I'm happy with what I currently have

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is the garlic supposed to make me horny

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Don't sexualize Bulbino

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it would be cool if coop came back and changed the campaign slightly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly we'd be lucky if we'd get different campaigns by different characters.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >fake peppinos campaign is the regular one but mirrored
        >final boss is the noise at the bottom, mistaking you for the real peppino
        Id play it

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    gonna post my pizza tomorrow, stay tuned

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how come im sometimes locked out of S and P ranks for no reason? it just gets stuck at a fully golden A on second lap, with the treasure, and all 3 secrets
    i dropped my combo but I just want my S achievement god dammit. its done this twice in a row it has to be a bug

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      there's a little bit extra to the letter that you still have to fill up that you can't see
      remember that pizza time causes your score to drain a little bit, maybe you're just not collecting stuff fast enough to outpace it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you just don't have enough points. You can drop combos b youtu still have to have good ones to S rank

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      some levels tighter than others about the point requirement and depending on when your combo drops it can be harder to recover
      its worse to drop it in the middle of a stage than at the start or near the end

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The golden A is a little misleading, you need 20,000 points to get a S rank in the Fun Farm.

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I’m still confused on how anyone from Ganker can hate this game, this game is basically paradise
    >no Black folk
    >no alphabet shit
    >fun gameplay
    >unique art style
    >and most importantly, soul
    Are the Ganker users who hate this game troony false flaggers who want to to destroy this monument of peace and tranquility because it does not pander to them and is relatively popular?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        my heart goes out to this anon in the event a janitor gets confused and thinks it's actually the barneygay spam image

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it's already happened at least once

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      these threads have become a circlejerk where people get praise for creating very low quality "OC"", the fact that there is a /trash/ thread up right now is a huge redflag

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh wow I'm slow. I just noticed in the lyrical version of Pizza Mayhem, it says, "Cheese and pepper, lets make some noise." It's the first 3 bosses.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Did you know that Mozart once studied in Naples?

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick does Pizza Tower attract so many fricking insane people?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT HAPPENED TO MCPIG????

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        good night sweet developer

        McPig, no...not like this

        Legally speaking what's stopping me from buying that and fricking it?
        It's no different from fricking a ham sandwich, no one is harmed by it.
        Necrophilia and Beastiality are both illegal, but if you do both at once and it becomes legal? It's weird.

        Ok but in all seriousness, Pig memes aside, why do so many people want to frick Peppino and the Noise and everyone else? I'm genuinely overwhelmed by what I've seen.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          rule 34 isn't a meme

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          peppino is wario with luigi's personality and courage the cowardly dog screams, he's lovable

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's the fricking internet: Chances are there's bound to be someone out there attracted to them. It's nothing special

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            those are not some nice nachos

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >why do so many people want to frick Peppino and the Noise and everyone else?
          Every time you walk down the street and see a person, object, plant, or anything really, just know that you can find at least 100 people within any given country who would want to frick it in its current state. A rock on the side of the road? It applies. A fat fricking homeless chick mid-heart attack? Her too. A warted toad? You know the answer to that.

          With how unrelated most of the rankings are to your actual performance, I highly doubt "the judgment was final" would've actually deleted your save. It was probably just a rank meant to freak you out.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          nobody wants to frick the noise

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i'd hatefrick him

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/The_Noise/1

            Fun fact: The Noise has more porn than any Toppin girl

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Only about 7 of these images depict him getting fricked, the majority are either him fricking his girlfriend or in the background while other people have sex

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He's loveable

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            A large amount of actual vegana-havers are all thirsting over Peppino of all characters and I dunno how to feel about that. If Peppino can make it we're all gonna make it brah

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >not italian
              >can't run at mach speed
              >can't make pizza
              i'm not gonna make it...

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >have anxiety issues
                Well hey, you're 1/4 of the way there! That counts for something.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Peppino is endearingly pathetic
              The average Gankerner is just pathetic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      good night sweet developer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      McPig, no...not like this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Legally speaking what's stopping me from buying that and fricking it?
      It's no different from fricking a ham sandwich, no one is harmed by it.
      Necrophilia and Beastiality are both illegal, but if you do both at once and it becomes legal? It's weird.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I did not enjoy this post

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You didn't answer my question.
          I'm disappointed.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        homie

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    guys guys i have a cool idea

    fake pepperman

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's just a apple

  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like that the scrapped hardmode is basically easier mode if you're going for P-ranks. Constant enemies to reset your combo

  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    peppino is an ugly bastard

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Peppino is a solid 4/10 with a combover but he's got the personality to make up for it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's OUR ugly bastard

  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/NotMahmaPuu/status/1634546503086661632
    I read Noisette's in Harley Quinn's voice.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I read her as Kristen Schaal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Peppino with a full head of hair
      absolute dogshit

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like this artist's riff off McPig's "pizza ghost mystery" idea, with Stick and Pizzahead as a comedic duo.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      two mighty shnozers touching

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    im just saying pizelle should be a baker because he wears a chef's outfit and his noise crusher could be a cookie cutter

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone made a full TAS speedrun of this game yet?

  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >cheese blocks are from the cheese part of deep dish 9
    >Sausages are near peppibot factory
    >pineapples are from crust cove
    Where are mushrooms and tomatoes from?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      my wiener

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      tomatoes are from fun farm, the "peasanto" enemy wearing a green tunic
      mushrooms are either the ghosts from wasteyard or the bounce platforms from gnome forest

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >cheese blocks are from the cheese part of deep dish 9
        >Sausages are near peppibot factory
        >pineapples are from crust cove
        Where are mushrooms and tomatoes from?

        There was gonna be a mushroom enemy, but it seems like it didn't make it past concept art.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like he recycled the idea into the ghost mushroom

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        There was gonna be a mushroom enemy, but it seems like it didn't make it past concept art.

        Tomatoes where probably going to be from clown level

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like to think he’s the secret king’s jester

  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have the "you suck" screen gif? can't find it anywhere

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  103. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Please come back in stock soon

  104. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder

  105. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished getting every achievement, John Gutter was my hardest P-rank
    I killed Snotty
    On purpose

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >On purpose
      Scum.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >first spoiler
      I actually just don't believe you. What could have possibly made that true in your case

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't really the level itself, but learning how to "actually" move, every level afterwards just felt like it came naturally and I could get the P-rank down in ~2 hours max. It took me a day and a half to get the John Gutter P-rank

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ah, fair enough. I only just started trying for P ranks after completing the game and got it in about ~10 attempts or so. Kept choking on Pizzascape for ages after that though

  106. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You DID get all the Gerome treasures and saved John, right?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Of course I did. Not to save john, had no idea it was gonna do that. But the first time I saw that there were treasures I went "wow that's important"

      I also found all the secrets and toppings.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      im doing that along with my P ranks
      Ive gotten all of floors 1 and 2 done
      currently have golf and the noise left on floor 3
      Ill finish eventually but i suck ass so johns gonna be waiting a while
      for some reason crust cove took me way longer than gnome forest

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Good luck Anon! They say once you get past bloodsauce you have what it takes to do the rest. Not that its the hardest but the first real challenge. I'm closing in on the home stretch myself. Only 2 more to go but my hands are cramping up.

  107. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can Mcpig and friends hurry up on that console port. I’ll give them 50$ for it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Black person why?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        switch good
        don't need Steam Deck for portable pizzer

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The switch already sucks donkey nuts when it comes to graphic calc, how is it gonna be able to run pizzer effectively?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i see zero reason pizza tower wouldn't be capable on the wii u/switch tier of graphical thoroughput, it's a game maker game and the only huge performance hog is textured clothing

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The game loads almost everything through the gpu for faster screen changes why do you think it needs a 1030 to run well?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                why are we thinking an nvidia SoC can't handle that, switch's gpu is somewhere around a GTX 1650 iirc

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        1, because playing platformers on a PC does not make me happy
        2, I want to give them 50$ for making good game.

  108. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    any tips on war prank i keep overestimating how much time i have on lap 2 and i can just barley reach s rank

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