Pizza Tower

Did anyone else get this cutscene in the new update? Why would I want a big, wet, sloppy kiss from this cheese thing?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >fricked up on P-ranking Bloodsauce Dungeon again

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i wish they looked like this in game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      give it time son those spriters will finish them eventually

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Give it time, we're getting there, 2 out of 5 so far.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the ass expansion boombox
      Why do people keep drawing this thing?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      to sexualized for me chud

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >people try to call minus8's designs shit
        >end up making things like this
        those who live in glass houses should not throw stones

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >troony

        YWNBAW

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ywnbaw

          hello keffals ynbaw

          Yawngay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        would

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >people try to call minus8's designs shit
        >end up making things like this
        those who live in glass houses should not throw stones

        troons truly hate beauty and seek to destroy it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >redesigns meant to dunk on minus8's are significantly uglier and less imaginative
        shouldn't you be able to back up your smack talk with something

        >people try to call minus8's designs shit
        >end up making things like this
        those who live in glass houses should not throw stones

        yeah glass houses

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Clown World

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Well, that person sure did remove the "oversexualized" from the "Shitty oversexualized designs".

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the original designs arguably aren't even "oversexualized" aside from pineapple and maybe tomato but then again having a wide figure doesn't inherently mean it either does it

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            the designs are all oversexualized, pineapple just flirts with straight up porn territory so it makes the others look tame in comparison, like a supermodel standing next to a group of random 7/10 b***hes.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              pineapple can be put in a less revealing twopiece and she becomes every cartoon beach episode's background character ever

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >The Noise is the one who talks about the background
                Spent way too much time yabba-dabbing there when Noisette was filmed, haven't you?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                "the design can be changed" isn't a valid argument for a design not being oversexualized, it's just an example of how a design can be made less sexualized.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                it's a woman in a slim bikini just put her in a less revealing one

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                that's a design change anon, and an admittance that she's over sexualized.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                fricking bimbos sexualizing themselves at the beach

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Mad because pined apples is beach body ready Freddy beddy shreddy getty images shutter stock image of guy considering hanging himself maybe I should do that but instead I will eat cereal and watch myself die and cry and cry and eat the tables and chairs and fables and cables and rabies and scabies and the turn tables have returned to the stables

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                ???

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I am not stable

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Good.
                I need more of that shit.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                pictured: my thoughts when i'm trying to get myself to stop thinking about that dumb shit i did when i was a kid

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You will never make anyone happy. Let a surfer girl wear a fricking swimsuit.
                I can guarantee you that even the most skin coverage swimsuit (a one-piece suit) will be sexually appealing because attractive women are sexually appealing no matter what they wear. These freaks will not be happy until all women lop their breasts off and gain an extra 50 pounds, dont follow their suggestions ever.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >just wanting to play a fricking cartoony platformer without morons jacking off to OC porn means you're a leftists SJW troony
                you're creating strawman's in your head so you don't have to face the fact you're annoying as shit to the people around you.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, when I said "Oversexualized" I was just quoting the tweet to make a joke that by removing the "Oversexualized" from "Shitty oversexualized designs", the person is left with "Shitty designs".

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              yeah you're right

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >hate sexy women with curves
        >draw them shaped like penises
        Its like pottery

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >What the frick does the mushroom even look like?
        >Ugly Tomato Clown
        >Cheese looks deformed
        >Sausage looks like a ninja or Muslim
        RACIST
        >Pineapple doesn’t look exotic
        These people suck at drawings.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The mushroom looks like those moles from Antonball mixed with a goomba

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They don't even look like girls tho.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The hot pizza toppins makes the troons seethe, hard.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you guys use twitter?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            it's good for furry porn

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This is based but try to at least post separate troons seething about it instead of the same schizo.
          Focusing on a single one only feeds their narrative of "Transphobia = mentally ill"

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Always knew anti-coomers were projecting.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >there happy it got taken down
          how do we tell them

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >anti-coomers were unironic trannies all along
          God.
          Imagine being a hideous freak so divorced from the concept of beauty that you can not stand to see it in any form.
          In ancient rome/greece they'd write entire anthologies about what a miserable existence these creatures live.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            one of the comments i saw from a troony was "i don't like the designs but god i wish to look like mushroom" and it was one of the most pathetic things i've ever seen

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              was that comment on the minus8 designs or the troony designs?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                the minus8 ones obviously

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                well it's still pathetic but at least they're aiming high

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                these kinds of things are but a fantasy that only men already cursed with weirdly feminine bodies get
                by the way does anybody have funny edits of picrelated

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >nice try!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                troony designs?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                these

                to sexualized for me chud

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Coomers are trannies

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Trannies are coomers themselves, but actual, concentrated female beauty like the stuff minus8 draws scares the shit out of them.
              It makes them look at themselves and feel absolute despair.

              And there's the explanation as to why they've been shitting up the threads.
              Good to know spamming toppins is enough to scare away the trans peppino posters.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                just be bichad and enjoy toppin girl boobs and fat hairy man peppino boobs, skill issue

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >shit up threads with off-model rule 63 porn
                >other posters who just wanna talk about the funny haha italian man get pissy
                >troony! troony! YOU'RE A troony! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY WAIFU'S BOOBIE SEXO!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's cool but does cheese slime is have reproductive organs the yes?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Cheese man reproduces asexually like amoeba

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No vigilante sex 🙁

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yes if you hate boobs you're a troony

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Then just talk about funny italian man without getting pissy. The coomers aren't stopping you from doing so.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I've been in enough /vg/ threads to know that's a lie

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Good thing people refused to let it end up on /vg/, then.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                /vg/ bleeds over, hence the butthurt between haha italian man posters and "do you think X likes missionary or doggy style" posters.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >going on /vg/
                >ever
                Gods, you ARE a troon.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                /vg/ bleeds over, hence the butthurt between haha italian man posters and "do you think X likes missionary or doggy style" posters.

                /vg/ and the /trash/ threads are mostly gay bara posting tho

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They are!
                I wonder why the heaps of gay bara posting, or the furry posting is never mentioned, despite being the majority... how strange!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Because they are the minority here where the b***hing is. Only the mentally ill know what happens on /trash/

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >they
                you're not fooling anyone, homosexual

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You've been called out already.
                Just stop prolonging the inevitable and join the funny number.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >proven its trannies complaining
                yes, frick off troony

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Is this meant to be le based Pepperman OWNING troony with FACTS and LOGIC?

                Because you'd probably be better off pick a character that isn't canonically an obnoxious, narcissistic blowhard.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                pepperman's self-inserts would be better than anything they could ever make

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Funny how you hypocrite gays NEVER say anything about peppino cringe sexualization, shipping garbage or cringe pizzasonas
                yup the only problem is when boobies

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I hate all of that shit but there's like 1 of those for every 50 toppin girl post. Twitter coomers get b***hed about the most because they're fricking loud and consistently posting the same handful of images in every thread.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Can we get a sexy peppino mod? I don't wanna play as a troony

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you don't need a mod for that

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I want to play as a hot girl not a trans man

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                we can't save you from your own imagination anon

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                peppino isn't trans

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ok troony

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >"peppino is trans"
                >>"what? no he isn't"
                >"lol ok troony"

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Stop responding to /misc/cels

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ywnbaw

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I dont want to play as a troony
                Then play the vanilla game or just with vanilla peppino, dumbass.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day resetera
                this is a porn website
                a straight porn website

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I've been in enough /vg/ threads to know that's a lie

                >NOOOO STOP POSTING SEXY b***hES I WANT TO TALK ABOUT HECKIN FUNNY ITALIAN MAN
                >WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT ITALIAN MAN? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KEEP ME ENTERTAINED
                god you're like a b***h on tinder

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, glad twitter troons couldn't control themselves and outed that anti-coomers are trannies.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              All trannies are coomers but not all coomers are trannies

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Trannies hate sex appeal. Men like breasts! S0iB0i are asexual that have to cover their eyes when they see anything sexual. Nice try tho.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              the word coomer didnt exist a year ago
              and no trannies cant even fap because they cant get erections

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Trannies don’t consume anything. They don’t play video games, they don’t watch anime, they don’t care about movies, read comic, etc. They’re only here to make everything worse! Because they got groomed or they are ugly. They only want us to bend the knee for them! They want to normalize this behavior! They are only here to ruin the fun, and once it’s over they will go on to find a new thing to destroy. Your hobbies will be manipulated by them! And they will destroy it if you don’t gatekeep it hard.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think the part about them not consuming anything is true, lol. Like no matter how you feel about them that's just factually incorrect. Those homies love anime and video games.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I would agree that most of them are surface level secondaries that hardly are involved in the media they supposedly care about. I have seen it a lot with speed running as most trans runners are the worst runners.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It got taken down? Why?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            it didnt, the poster just realized someone did it here with mushroom

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >troony flag
        >shit opinion
        >soulless art

        Woah I am like so surprised dude like you really surprised me like dude really did not expect it dude like woah dude haha

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        amazing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Troon can't draw
        Woah !

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          woag*

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        guy who actually played and was in these threads since release
        anti-coomers have always been more annoying than coomers, even when we only had snicky and gaygays to deal with

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The hot pizza toppins makes the troons seethe, hard.

        >doesn't just make something or talk about something for the sake of creative process
        >HAS to do something in spite, and even then it's fricking garbage
        i fricking hate twitter so goddamn much what the frick have you brought upon this cursed land

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I HATE YOU PEOPLE SO MUCH
        I HATE YOU PEOPLE SO MUCH
        I HATE YOU PEOPLE SO MUCH
        JUST LET Black folk HAVE NICE THINGS JESUS FRICKING CHRIST

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wish fuze still did art like this more often then the weird shit that I don't like he does now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      mod when?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      soon we are having a minus8 dance version of them

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        anon...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          wait, seriously?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              impressive!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >ywn be used as a couch by Tomato and Cheese
      >they will never take turns fricking your face while the other sucks the soul out of you via your wiener

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My Korean ex looked *exactly* liked the mushroom art hoe. How my heart pains whenever I scroll by this shit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Did she become your ex for a good reason or is your heart still in pain for a good reason?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Seeing a game on Ganker that reminds you of your ex sucks. I was this close to blocking all FFXIV threads in every form but it was too much work. It gets better.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Same, expect my ex was from the Philippines (Well, she's from America, but her parents weren't). Then she started getting into political conspiracies with her parents, they all quit their jobs and went into hiding, and I noped on out of there.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yesterday's conspiracy is tomorrow's fact, you dun goofed.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Oh hey it's that one twitter guy

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Then she started getting into political conspiracies with her parents, they all quit their jobs and went into hiding
          Based, they will survive.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure they're currently homeless and the rest of their family refused to take them in because of how paranoid they were.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You people are kissless virgin losers.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, normalgay.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Weirds me out how the third confecti is just the first and second confecti (plus grahmn crackers) combined.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          they lazed out with the smore, should've been a pudding cup or even just a graham cracker on its own

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    minus8 toppins MEGA updated + mods just incase someone asks
    https://mega.nz/folder/HX4EkBhL#Fn-jpqkI1W1yD-5AH04ibw
    >tomato?
    almost done
    >sosig and plapple?
    sosig guy popped up recently
    plapple MIA

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      aren't there 2 different mushroom mods atm? which one's better?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >aren't there 2 different mushroom mods atm?
        no
        the original guy disappeared

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure if it's too much to ask but do you think you could give all the Toppins separate folders, it feels rather disorganized at the moment especially with the nameless filenames

      >the ass expansion boombox
      Why do people keep drawing this thing?

      Incredibly strange trope done enough by one man that it's well known to include as an easter egg in porn now.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        definitely gotta do that when i get the chance yeah, peoples been askin for it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >sosig guy popped up recently
      thank goodness he's alive, last i saw him was a couple weeks ago

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Last time I saw a status report sausage was MIA and pineapple posted an update. How the turns the tables the flips the spins the 360s the chairs and the tables and the dining rooms and the table is the table schairble

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You ok, buddy?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            perhampt

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >How the turns the tables the flips the spins the 360s the chairs and the tables and the dining rooms and the table is the table schairble

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >How the turns the tables the flips the spins the 360s the chairs and the tables and the dining rooms and the table is the table schairble
          i love schizoposting

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i'm wondering how the pig city guy's doing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I need cheesy feet

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        we all do anon

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >webm
            Jesus.
            If i wasn't moronic to know how i would ebsynth that shit with Noise

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >no stinky cheese gf
          why even live

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i need her on my team!
            also the game is nice

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >The stench mark from her feet and shoes have holes.
          That’s actually pretty funny

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are you lactose intolerant or something? Cheese tastes good, simple as

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shroom

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Be blind moron
      >Notice thumbnail
      >"Aw frick its the fatgays shitting the threads again"
      >Hover over the image on accident and notice she'd actually slim as frick with round, galaxy hips
      This is (you)

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why does everyone think this is hot? Do you WANT to get covered in pizza ingredients after a kiss?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, if the ingredients look like

      i wish they looked like this in game

      , then yes, pile them on top of me.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No. You just get your face covered in cheese and tomato slices in your eyes

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, a kiss is a kiss either way, I'll take it.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna frick cheese.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Reddit tower
    Leave.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wtf.... source

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the source is an insufferable gaybag who does nothing but shitpost which was why i didn't source it because it would've been a waste of time

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nice trips

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    has mcpig actually commented on the -8 toppings yet?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't expect him to comment on fancreations much, especially not humanizations of things. As good as the designs are of course it's not a unique concept so I don't see a reason for him to comment on it specifically, regardless of incessant outrage from babies

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He retweets a lot of fan stuff

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Well yeah course he retweets fanart but he hasn't any toppin girls yet know what I mean

          definitely gotta do that when i get the chance yeah, peoples been askin for it

          Alright sweet

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He will eventually into the women the minus 8 plus 9 plus 10 equals vine equals 2013 divided by the splinky dinky

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You are not powerful enough to understand my language yet.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He didn't retweet my mockup :C

          But in all seriousness, while it's more than likely a case of him not seeing it, I wonder if he avoids anything with nonofficial characters, be it of a sexual nature or not.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I vaguely remember him RTing sugary spire

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Huh, okay then. I mean, I figured he just never saw my random tweet, but I was curious if the random little onion guy was an issue if that regard, so I was just curious.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Of course not, but we can speculate on what he would've have wanted

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    @630955762
    Who the frick do you think you're fooling, b***h?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wait where was sausage last seen alive
    i won't believe it until i see it with my own two peepers

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like this should be in "shameful faps" territory. doesn't help to have recently developed an already confusing love of featureless on anthro girls

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        there's no real shame in finding snikki attractive, she's a completely separate thing from snick

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i tried to open the decomp in gamemaker but it won't load pls help

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So when us this getting ported to consoles?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nowhere close to soon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      never

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Guess I'll never play it then

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SAUSAGE
    WHEREVER YOU ARE
    I REMEMBER YOU

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Still only second best

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Maaarge what if Peppino gets hit by the cog?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick that annoying cog. Ruined my hitless attempts a few times

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    $100 dollar smile.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's $10 actually

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Niggy smile…

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        LOVELY WENSLEYDALE

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        +1 on the boobs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's a million dollar smile right there

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Plus tip.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this thread is shit, I fricking hate all of you. why can't we just have a good fricking game without you fricking morons making shitty porn OC and shitting up actual game discussion. go to /vg/ for this shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i like porn frick off

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        everybody likes fricking porn, not everybody needs porn in all facets of their fricking life. you can play a game and not have it be fricking porn. the shit you do is the coomer equivalent of SJW inserting black women into everything. it shits it up and I'm tired of it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      dial8

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You could always leave and go away and play and stay and gay and gay and bay and jay and Tay zonday chocolate rain in my eyes ouchie help it hurts when I drink fresh PS2 emulations

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how are your pranks coming along

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      world 1 done
      working on world 2
      still need to go back and no-hit pizzahead

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I did Crust Cove earlier today.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Is there actually already a mod for the girls?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          https://files.catbox.moe/s7gsxr.rar
          This is for the Steam version, not sure if it works with pirated copies.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      P ranked Ancient Cheese. The high of the last part of a P rank where you're all "Omg I'm gonna do it!" after messing up so many times is great. Jeeze, and apparently this is one of the easy ones?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't tried that mod. Was the cheese toppin made by the same person who did this mushroom?

        Idk if the anon is here but I really appreciate your mushroom toppin animations. She’s cute and fits almost perfectly in the game

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          nah cheese was done by a different sprite artist who isn't as good as the mushroom one

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, idk if I'd say the mushroom is that much better, I think cheese came out pretty well.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I prefer the cheese one over the mushroom one

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's a colab project. Each Toppin is being worked on by a different animator.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i pranked the whole game in under the first week

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Already did it. Pizza Scare’s ghosts can frick right off.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Tfw realized to keep a combo, sometimes, you just can slow down run into less shit and keep it by throwing/slamming
      >Tfw i still go mach 5 because frick being slow

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Worlds 1-3 done and dusted with chef tasks to match. Trying to counter burnout by only doing one level a day because once the pranks are done and the chef tasks finished, I'm going to try for the bragging rights stuff that isn't tracked.
      And I'm gonna accidentally kill Snotty, and feel that despair of fricking up a prank run but an order of magnitude worse

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >been trying to p-rank john gutter after getting john and snotty approved
      >keep getting s or losing my combo because i keep hitting on of the fork dudes on lap 2
      >watch a vid of some guy doing it
      >realize ive been missing the third secret every time
      >mfw

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Once you P-rank John Gutter, the barrier breaks and all becomes possible.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i hope so

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >i keep hitting on of the fork dudes on lap 2
        was it the one that pops into existence after you take the pizza box to the last floor
        that fricker got me twice

        i hope so

        congrats

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the worst thing about the minus8 girls isn't that they're sexy, it's the glaring anime inspirations. it clashes with the PT concept hard.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      eh
      >hoodie with an italian hat style
      >cheese princess peach
      >street hooker
      >track top, shorts and sandals
      >a swimsuit
      none of them particularly jump out to me as anime

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The worst thing about the minus8 girls is that they're made by minus8. Had any other artist come up with these very same designs, i assure you we would have at least half the idiots on Twitter complaining about them.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Minus8 wouldn’t care at least. He’s Korean, while anyone would bend the knee to those troons.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If I did it id draw them even sexier out of spite
          But alas my hand cannot make beautiful things because I suck at art.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            My hand too cannot create beautiful things or wear beautiful rings or make people beautifully sting and fling and dingaling and bring your hand to work day if you're gay and you stay at bay with a tray on your tables and chairs and chairbles and stairbles and gray fables and jumper cables on my eyes ouchie they no feel good I do not CAPTCHA: 0WNJ0Y this

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Minus8 wouldn’t care at least
          If I had a $1 every time he had a break down on twitter I'd be able to buy 5 people on this thread Pizza Tower.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            At least he doesn’t bend the knee to the troons and redesign them. Also, pic related.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >At least he doesn’t bend the knee to the troons

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think the only thing that "clashes" are their lack of noses. Pretty much every other human or passably human character in the game has a pretty big nose.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If there was a 6 topping, who would it be? I put bacon or onion on my toppings.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I just noticed that if we make it a cyclops we get a zigoton

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ahem, PATAPON 3 IS NOT A PATAPON GAME
          YOU HAVE NO ARMY
          YOU HAVE NO MINIGAMES
          YOU ARE A FAR CRY FROM PATAPON 1 AND 2
          PEOPLE LAUGH BEHIND YOUR BACK AT WHAT A MISTAKE PATAPON 3 WAS

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      olive

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm partial to onion

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Idk if the anon is here but I really appreciate your mushroom toppin animations. She’s cute and fits almost perfectly in the game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yup, I'm hear, I actually made the post right above you. But yeah, glad you like the sprites, she was fun to animate.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        *here

        I need to slow down and reread what I type

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really care about the minus gijinkas, but they bring in more buzz for the game. I'd say that's a plus.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sugary Spire Leaked Build
    https://mega.nz/file/XdoFiQhJ#JGa7PCkmg0jeF1ED9oOc-LqjVFSrvryPO1vDYZy7skU

    October 2022
    https://mega.nz/file/KRB31awa#yZIFHvTRa0mdk5RguZvMFhkKygj0NipN_wcoLjwxcJA

    September 2021
    https://mega.nz/file/OEIRAYSK#TiYMl7Xok8iKgcG5CAoBZRMsolAU79PDbFiXPsyHgLk

    the entire pizza tower gamemaker decomp
    https://mega.nz/file/bFhQ0LLa#ga3tVIL1c07uXWmzZD9QbWYFsulLIirjKL_sdINmcxU

    a more outdated one, but it has a music.bank and eggplant switch build
    https://mega.nz/file/vRQDkCaC#BdDHebvKasQaBiaHhniN8S4uVkm8q71p27-AIrgi73A

    Reposts, reposts! Everyone get your decomps, 0 dollars a pop!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the game?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        its the entire gamemaker decomp of the game yes
        also some playtester builds and troony spire

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It is a decompilation of the game and a few more builds, decompgay here has been distributing them since yesterday, god bless his soul we can properly mod the game now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      spoon feed me
      how does the sugary spire leaked build work

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you just download it and open it
        only one that should require spoonfeeding is the decomp

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        huh
        I guess I never pressed any keys
        cheers anon

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you just download it and open it
          only one that should require spoonfeeding is the decomp

          frick meant to reply to this

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cheese femtoppin is the only good one

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    noise saibot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I couldn't resist

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The Nigroid

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Noid is a nig-

        God damn it done already.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        THE GROID

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        noigger pls

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How many bullshit obscure luck based steps are required to unlock him

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you need to wire up an entire 24-inch pizza to your computer to run pizza tower on, p-rank ALL the levels in under 10 minutes to have a 10% chance to unlock the fight against noise saibot. itf you don't get the 10% chance, you have to try it on a different zip code

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You also have to find the PTG in every level and mr stick has to fly by the moon with his helicopter hat with a disappointed expression on his face in the final fight

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does he have a skeleton?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, he's boneless

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        With a 2 liter of coke?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        deadass

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Boneless Pizza

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why has nobody made a title card for that yet

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why has nobody made a title card for that yet

        >5 years ago
        completely forgot about this stupidity

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The gimmick for the level is that randomly Baku will say something like UNDERSTANDABLE or YEEEZY and the screen will distort

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, he's boneless

        >ordered a chicken pizza from a mom&pops pizzeria
        >has a entire drumstick bone on top the pizza
        To this day I have idea if they did that on purpose, There’s no way to not notice a giant bone sticking out

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We still don't know what it is

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's PAINT butthole

  32. 1 year ago
    ASCII

    I've tried 😛

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Stop trying
      and start making the rest

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What if she gave you that sloppy kiss but when she moved away her lips sucked your face off and she started eating it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, I guess I'd call the authorities and explain the situation to them.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        YOU FRICKING TATTLETALE

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Look tomar, it's you!

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    COME ON AND SLAM

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So... are these even about the game anymore?
    Seems to me like another cookie-cutter coom thread. Jesus Christ, this board really should just change it's name at this point.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What would the baby look like

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        A pizza-human hybrid with the inherited insanity of Peppino and Totino, or alternatively somehow half-spaghetti (Peppino had a pasta ancestor some generations ago)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What does this face expression mean?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      panick
      "he's actually mad this time"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Arousal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      having the absolute time of his life
      but also deep pain

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >aw frick hes folding me into a calzone

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This
      It took me a minute thinking something's wrong before i realized it's wrong side up

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      OOOOH SHIT
      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I fricking hate italians

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      pain, fury, but due to his personality, he can never stop smiling. He has spent so long as a grinning charismatic trickster, that the smile is the only expression he knows, and he just dresses it up to how he feels

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      “I have made a terrible mistake”

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    troony game btw

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      mindbroken by pizza, sharty

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's gone, anon. You need to let go.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh hey that's nice.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What's that?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        sugary spire

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sooo did Ganker make new topping monsters?

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Home stretch

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the blowjobs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      With those lips I'm pretty sure she'd suck it clean off the bone

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Um...Anon? Penises don't have bones...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She ated all of them

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Boneless

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            UNDERSTANDABLE

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        possible. i'm willing to test this hypothesis

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            DO NOT STOP ME
            FOR THE GOOD OF ALL ANONS, I SHALL SACRIFICE MYSELF

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              YAMERO TAKESHI

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WOAG

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      YEEEEOOOOOW

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        NAUUAUGHHH

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      C'MERE YOU LITTLE FRICKER

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is the Pizza Tower discord server good or is it better to stay away?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >discord
      bro it's in the name

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it requires phone verification

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No need for phone if just lurking, and please stay away from the #ptt channel, it's cancer most of the time
      The other channels are fine but maybe a bit dead sometimes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Got it, thanks anon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Saw one of the mods (not Mcpig, he's chill) claim pepperman was a troon ally when there was a huge flood of shitposters and one posted the graffiti pic. Then it turned into a dozen trannies derailing the discussion in #pizza-tower-talk into saying how they feel welcome on the server and how "those" troons are just different, bad troons that are only on twitter scot-free despite several minutes before there being warns from the same mod and complaints from same people about how the channel should be game-related during a different topic derailing it.
      TLDR its a generic populated video game-centered discord.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's weird that getting a B and C grade sound the same but all the others sound different

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WOOOAH awesome graphics!

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    post it on twitter and see troons seething

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are we even talking about the wacky Italian game anymore

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can we stop talking about trannies for 1 thread

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A Specter Is Haunting Ganker

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      At some point this button was changed from "call him a homosexual" to "call 'her' a troon"
      and we can't stop talking about trannies until the button changes again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Transgenderism is white culture and lots of whites visit Ganker. You're either a troony or obsessed with trannies. There is no middle ground.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Transgenderism originates from israeli professors from Weimar you dopey newbie.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          And yet most trannies are white Americans and their oppressors are white chuds like yourself. Hmmm curious. . .

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Dr. Chud is Japanese you dopey newbie.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          actually it originates from your mother after I fricked her so hard last night that her pussy inverted

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            hello keffals ynbaw

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's the same guy talking to himself. You're making the dangerous assumption that it's not one guy with an obsession.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >still no Wario mod for Pizza Tower
        sad

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Peppino has something like 3500 individual frames of animation for the game, don't count on it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >be me, in class
        >fat kid, also in class
        >obsessed with pizza tower
        >bring the game with a usb key and use it to play on the school computers when he can

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      impossible
      you might have a better chance in a decade or two

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Noise will get new color pallettes different from Peppino's, reuse the ones he already had from the various demos, or just copy Peppino's alternate colors

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      copy peppino's alternates

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm hoping he'll have his own like the demos have shown, it'd be a bit boring if he had the same as Peppino's. Not asking for different unlock methods, just different colors.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I think he should get new clothes that you can unlock by playing as him.
          First one being dough-yellow that is the default for him but is also unlocked for peppino once you play as him for the first time.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            that's fair

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    GUYS THIS LEVEL KEEPS ON KICKING MY ASS HOW DO I BEAT IT

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does vigilante have genitals

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Does cheese have peepee help

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    thread needs more sexy rats

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I automatically save any toppins art that includes Peppino

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      based
      me too

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i want to watch peppino frick the shit out of cheesy and fill her up with shitty corrupted sterile dead sperm filling her fruitful and engorged womb with cheese and cheesy smegma spurts all over her gooey c**t like an open wound three four fifty times pumping gooshing huge amounts of moron italian genetic material into the poor cheesy maiden who has gone silly dumb moron with pleasure and vomit inducing hedonism

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why would his sperm be corrupted and sterile?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            punished peppino hurt in the war and can never have children reduced to slavering man with a deathwish living on borrowed time doing horrid stuff to fill the void before it embraces him and he eats them alive

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              that's just you minus the war veteran part
              you also don't really frick unless you pay first

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's his shitty fetish.
            We all know peppino's sperm have little angry Peppino faces and he can charge shot to instantly impregnate whoever he wants.
            He is the Italian Stallion after all.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              That's true

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i want to watch peppino frick the shit out of cheesy and fill her up with shitty corrupted sterile dead sperm filling her fruitful and engorged womb with cheese and cheesy smegma spurts all over her gooey c**t like an open wound three four fifty times pumping gooshing huge amounts of moron italian genetic material into the poor cheesy maiden who has gone silly dumb moron with pleasure and vomit inducing hedonism

        i hate this since to me, the toppings feel more like peppino's adopted children. ignoring the fact that in game he gets money from them lol

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Mr. Stick's underground slave trade

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Demo toppins when they are getting thrown by Peppino into Johns vore-hole

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I like the idea that it's a similar dynamic to Gustavo and the sexified Brick, where Peppino doesn't treat the Toppin Girls any differently than he would any other person.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Women are for fricking, moron

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              so is your butthole, you fricking homosexual piece of shit, kys

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Stop projecting troony

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >he doesn't get it

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I like to look at it that way too. I like to imagine them helping at the restaurant. It's especially amusing to imagine how they'd help customers at tables. Sausage would hardly talk, Pineapple would be WAY too friendly, like thhe kind of waitress that pulls up a chair and just starts talking, and Mushroom would faceplant while bringing you your drink.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Tomato's efforts are obvious, but what would cheese's be like?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                And what would ham do (if anyone has made a ham girl yet)

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                she'd ham it up

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly, I could see her taking things less seriously in that regard. Like you have to basically twist her arm to get her to work, and she'd usually be found slacking off somewhere.

                Real questions, What about Bacon? I imagine her having an always pissed look that makes everyone think she's mad, like an angry complaining customer would shut the hell up when she shows up. In reality she's just bad at talking and doesn't mean to make a pissed expression.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Real questions, What about Bacon? I imagine her having an always pissed look that makes everyone think she's mad, like an angry complaining customer would shut the hell up when she shows up. In reality she's just bad at talking and doesn't mean to make a pissed expression.
                Doesn't that just make her a second sausage?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Depends, Sausage could talk some, just no more than she needs to, and would probably have an aloof personality. Bacon would probably hardly be able to talk, and her awkwardness would be misinterpreted as her being a bully

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                So she'd do everything really dramatically and theatrically?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. Based on this, what would her 3 taunts be?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Huh. I actually never thought this through.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                If she's overly dramatic then I imagine one of her taunts being her making a fake screaming face from behind a shower curtain like she's about to get stabbed in a horror movie.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Very polite and mannered but completely oblivious to all the attention while she gets the most of it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I could see her being somewhat clumsy despite her more regal look. Mixing up orders or accidently knocking stuff over. That or she's just the optimal waitress who makes minimal mistakes, basically the straight man of the group, possibly being a bit too uptight at times

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Adopted toppin e-girls having bedtime stories read to them by Peppino from the Pentamerone when?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >topping e-girls
            fund it.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Jail.

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think this game goes from a 5/10 to an 9 thanks to the final boss

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the same thing, then I started P-ranking the game and now the whole game is a 9/10

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Make the toppings futa and I'll be interested

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile in an alternate dimension

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      tizza power

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >power

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I really like how Peppino looks in this especially

      tizza power

      sometimes i say that as a joke

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Tall Peppino is like Waluigi

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why do troons hate this game again?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      maybe.. because it is getting posted here every day and bumped relentlessly

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like big strong men. I like big titted women. I like big titted men. I will post art of Pizza Tower characters that I find sexy in this thread because I personally enjoy it, and not waste the image limit on Twitter morons who contribute nothing of value.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hey why does Pineapple have the Omnitrix on his underpants

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just had stuffed crust pizza for the first time, truly god's gift to men

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    STUPID
    SEXY
    RAT

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      rato

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        sexo.

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is vigilante hot

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You will play the September build and you will enjoy it.

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Would you frick vigilante for $20

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Already got dick cheese, what’s a little more for $20

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      depends, does he have a cheese wiener or something?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's what I've been trying to ask

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want to cum inside Pineapple I want to cum inside Pineapple I want to CUM INSIDE PINEAPPLE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Does she lactate pineapple juice

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fake Peppino my beloved

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The weird dog is strangely endearing.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        silly man

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He just wants to be like Peppino.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      MY OWN CLONE

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        NOW NEI- YAUUAUUAUUUGH (mauled to death)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The good paisano.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I really want someone to add a follow up where it's revealed that he was reaching for a cat that was stuck in the vent, and it ends with him happily handing it to a child/the cat's owner.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine the money you'd save by having him clean out your ventilation.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody working on an android build yet using the decomp? I got it to cough up an apk that doesn't work and I don't want to start working on fixing it if someone's going to beat me to it anyway

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the sexiest character and why is it Mr.Stick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He is the true Luigi to Peppino's Mario, in the sense that he has spinoff adventures in haunted buildings

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        don't be a fool
        he's the Waluigi to his Wario

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Mario and Luigi are elements of a pair that Wario and Waluigi have too. Peppino is tied to Mario since Wario is tied to Mario, by the transitive property.
          Pizzahead (Totino the Pizza Boy) and the blue-nosed brother may be the Mario and Luigi within the deep-dish lore of the Pizza Tower universe, however.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            anon

            GUSTAVO is the Mario, his hurt animation is the same as Mario's death animation! Peppino is Wario, Sticks is Waluigi, Gustavo is Mario, and we haven't seen a Luigi yet

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Peppino is Wario but Peppino is also not a dickhead, his anxiety also kind-of makes him Luigi
              Totino is Mario and shares the "ino" / "ario" naming convention but doesn't have Mario's personality, he also has a blue-nosed brother with a moustache in one of the DMAS arcade games
              Gustavo is Mario's body and personality but he's not related to Peppino
              Sticks is Waluigi as an unrelated but close associate that Peppino at least gets along with

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                christ almighty, they don't have to literally 1:1 with relations and personality, I'm just saying that's the conceptual space they occupy

                same way that Pill-ar JOHN is just Don-key KONG

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >same way that Pill-ar JOHN is just Don-key KONG

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Gerome is Diddy Kong

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You can't unsee it you son of a b***h, you live with that now.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                P.J!
                PILLAR JOHN!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No you fricking twat. Peppino is all four plumbers combined.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Vigilante

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't there a ham gal yet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What does ham look like?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I could doodle something

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ham never got much of a redesign with personality like the other toppins, so we'd have to come up with that on our own too.

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is anyone actually still playing the game?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Game?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      got all the p ranks, working on achievements now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My john suit is my official permit to not talk about the game and fap to toppin girls instead

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I am currently trying to prank RRF. Found all the secrets and treasure, now I just have not to sugarcoat it when dealing with those damn snowmen.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You can usually deal with the snowman by jumping into them rather than dashing head on.
        Honestly they're the one flaw that keeps RRF out of pure kino tier for me. So much of the stage is built to be blasted through at top speed, but then you have these obnoxious road blocks where, even if you parry them, they end up killing all your momentum.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i just started. so far the pad controls are sensitive and the sword guy are hard to grab in narrow halls

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've got don't make a sound, pizzahead, and crumbling tower left to s/p rank

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Remember, parrying the gates makes them open before the count goes down. Took forever for me to realize that.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yea i found that out too, thanks for the tip though

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going for P Ranking every level in the game. Currently cleared worlds 1 and 2 + Deep Dish Nine.

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody's made porn of this yet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It exists.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      thought this is a tomato until i read the filename

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://e621.net/posts/3928683

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >followed link
        >check out other pics
        Ha, this made me smile. Nice

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    THE PIZZA TOWER UNIVERSE MIGHT ALSO BE CLASSIFIED AS HOT CHICK HEAVEN

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's despicable how people are so insincere they try to paint that video as some "master troll ultimate shitpost" or whatever when it's just a bad video they like to piss on

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Is attracted to creams mother
        >absolutely mortified when RWJ says that he did your mom

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, the RWJ thing was pretty crazy though.
          Like, "doing your mom"...
          Doin'... your MOM!?
          That's just... insulting!!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I think he's just stupid

          I mean, the RWJ thing was pretty crazy though.
          Like, "doing your mom"...
          Doin'... your MOM!?
          That's just... insulting!!

          Shut up it's not that funny

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ok the John Suit run I just did cemented this game into one of my most favorites of all time, P ranking all of the levels was a pain but all that suffering translated into being able to do all of them QUICK AS HELL and so smoothly, this game just feels good to play once it clicks, I cannot watch new players smash their heads into the same wall over and over anymore, it makes me suffer inside.

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody has posted in 2 minutes. Cities will burn.

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bros why is she so hot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      WHO?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This fangame actually got privated from all the understandably negative reception

      WHO?

      internship which is a really shittily animated fangame for pizza tower

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cute!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Circle tool

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When's Ramen Tower?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Make it? And make the main character a racist Japanese.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Ken Udon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Pizza Tower
      >Taco Tower
      >Burger Tower
      >Ramen Tower
      >Curry Tower
      >Quiche Tower
      >Kompe Tower
      >Toast Sandwich Tower

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot
        >FriedChicken Tower
        >Vegemite Tower

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ICECREAM TOWER

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >toppings are sprinkles, gummy bears, chocolate syrup, maraschino cherry, banana

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why is everyone so obsessed with the toppin girls

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      have you seen the breasts on pineapple

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not much else to discuss unless you're really into digging through source code.

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Pepperman has a Chili kitty

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I did it! I 101-percented the game!

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Will Peppino ever find love one day?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he's fat, anxious, and old
      most likely not

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno. Seems like there's a frickload of people who would take (or give him) the dick

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          mostly other fat guys

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I hope so, he's a pretty good guy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Came for the pizza tower and P ranks
    Stayed (and came) for the topping girls

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's happening bros
    first stages of the game i'm developing
    collision detection is tough as shit especially with the different sprite states

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >collision detection
      use masks homie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Movement can be tough to get down, might be a good idea to see how Pizza Tower handles it.

      Is McPig really a troon?

      He made fun of a troon and they tried to cancel him a little while ago for it.

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is McPig really a troon?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, from male to alpha male.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no but he is certainly on the spectrum

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        All indie game devs are on the spectrum.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no, McPig is just French

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S PIZZA TIME!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      NO IT'S WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT, EVERY BOARD IS COLLAPSING AND THE ONLY ESCAPE IS TO MAKE IT TO Ganker AND GET OUT

      GRAB YOUR NEAREST ANON AND GO

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I love gustavo riding pikachu

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        *grabs fake peppino and runs*

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >pizza slices on samus's breastplate
        >christian kirbo
        >sonic has snick's hat
        heh

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'd pay goddamn toppest dollar to see Samus with a Pizza Suit

          >there will never be a sanctioned Peppino/Nintendo crossover where the plot is that he has to rescue Nintendo characters with Pillar John's help from their respective game worlds being collapsed

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Huh, I wonder when will the sharty raid the discord server with anti troony Pepperman, that would be a cool raid

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sperg

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >P-ranked Ancient Cheese, Bloodsauce Dungeon, Oregano Desert and Fastfood Saloon all in one sitting
    I'm only doing one of these a day, my arthritis cannot handle this level of retrying.

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Time for Lap 2, lads

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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