Pizza Tower

What does Ganker think?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't play games made by leafs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon, most devs & chivarious customers are from USA

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is the most damning thing ive heard about the dev

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think we should genocide everything south of Perugia

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It seems like a game that is really fun if you replay the levels several times, but I just don't feel like doing that to get to the good part of the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately, the replaying levels part also isn't that great.
      The first run is easy as shit and mindless.
      The repeat runs of levels are difficult, but not really in a fun way. You're not reacting to stuff as your speeding along, you're memorizing levels piece by piece. So still mindless, just difficult.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's like 99% of games: you memorize patterns and act accordingly
        dumbass

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not the good ones

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    game of the year

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite game released this year.
    Your enjoyment will hinge entirely on how much you like chasing after good ranks though.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got sick of it pretty quick. The game encourages you to go fast, but you also have to scour every nook and cranny for collectables if you want max rank. This conflict makes the game feel clunky if you don't know where all the collectables are. Even if you're looking up where each collectable is, you still have to try each level ad nauseam to get a good run. From what I've collected, they're not so intuitively found, either. It reminded me of why I hate the New Super Mario Bros. games. I also didn't like how it felt to move Peppino around. I liked how it looked and sounded, though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is hard getting over that hurdle. It’s Wario land routes make you think you should explore but the opposite is true, most cages are obvious and most secrets are marked.
      I will say they added options to map super jump and slam to the controls rather than d pad which makes playing far better

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Furthermore, I think it's bad game design that each level has an intuitive path that misses collectibles. If it's essential for the player to collect them to 100%, why annoy them by having to go back? It feels like I'm going against the grain each time I'm navigating a level. If 100%ing meant no collectables and going fast, I would have loved it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The cages aren’t really an issue, you can steamroll your way to the ending fairly easily.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More like shill tower

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's bretty good

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A terrible indie game with a terrible indie fanbase, most of whom are trannies and pedos.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not as good as Wario Land 4 but pretty good

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    twitter-core goyslop

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never tried it. Don't like pixel platformers plus have an irrational hatred for any FOTM thing that normalfags hype up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't like pixel platformers
      I genuinely don't trust anyone that dislike's 2D platformers.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Flavor of the month.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a great game if you like routing speed runs. It's an okay game if you like collectathons. It's a shitty game if you just like 100%ing platformers.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many times do you have to ask?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >People talking about the level design being bad
    I can't say I share that feeling. Once you get a few P-ranks, the game starts to "click" and for me personally I started getting "A but would have been S ranks if the second lap portal was opened" ranks. The game throws a lot of variety of mechanics and weird level designs at you, but once you get a feeling how it all works it starts make sense and you can build up insane speed. RRR is still the worst P-rank in the game though.
    Also, is Ganker at the point where anons pretend it was never good?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Also, is Ganker at the point where anons pretend it was never good?
      it was at that point right when the game released

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you do the tutorial fast enough you unlock all lap 2s right away

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just P ranked the refrigerator level, then discovered the sound test for the first time. Holy shit this game's second half is brutal to perfect but I'm gonna fucking do it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sound test is after you beat the game so good job anon
      go for that peepee shirt

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I beat the game back when it came out and S ranked everything like a month later. It's just the P ranks that need me to REALLY be in the mood to do them. I'm going to get that eggplant costume, mark my words.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I got P rank everything in a few dozen hours so it's definitely a grind, but I love the gameplay so the satisfaction of the end screen easily outweighed my frustration. I don't blame anyone for not going for them right away or at all but getting P-Rank is that real PIZZA GAMER shit

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its good

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed it. Kinda wish he'd given it some more support and finished the other playable characters to add some more replayability.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i got filtered i couldnt control him

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not enough women

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chud garden gnome moron garden gnome goyslop

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hi sharty

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        101%'d it and got all the suits, I'm halfway through the Lap 3 mod now. Great game, my personal GOTY.
        Would love to see more playable characters, the Heat Meter returning and scrapped levels getting added.

        Sharty approved game, thoughbeit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          basedjak party and all its posters need to all fucking die, unfunny twats. Shitty movie, shitty wojaks, shitty meme, shitty website

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that movie is twice the age of the average soijack poster i dont think they even know what it is

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >
          >basedjak party and all its posters need to all fucking die, unfunny twats. Shitty movie, shitty wojaks, shitty meme, shitty website

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            kys sharty

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you first tourist

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hi ACfag
        hi Sybb
        hi Eric

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm frankly astonished how well it turned out. I figured it would turn out to be meh at best because the pre-release builds did not give the greatest of impressions.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The 2021 builds were so bad he literally ran away from them as fast as he could to make it more like the demo, dude really put his heart sweat and tears into it and I'm glad he did

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Almost have the start of the firemouth transformation done. I would have waited until it was fully done, but I can't tell when these threads even happen anymore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who is this negress?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Olivia. Been making animations for her since early April, I think. Back when her design was made in these threads when the game was in its prime

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mastering the stages for Pranks was a ton of fun. One of the only games in steam I've bothered getting all of the acheivements.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goyslop reddit core

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOTY

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good lookin and good playin

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My GOTY, it's a great example of an indie game that takes inspiration from older games but doesn't make that its entire identity and does its own thing too

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pig city was the only level i pranked

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Update the Mega, Gerome

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gimme Ananas

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have a sleeby anana

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    meme game and lot marketing efforts, there are good chances you are just a shill.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOTY
    Pikmin 4 is close but suffers from lack of difficulty in the main game

  36. 3 weeks ago
    incognito

    It was nice but then it become popular, so we call it chud game now because the speedrun angle of the game.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >The Dev has openly admitted to wanting the "Undertale fandom effect".
    Then why not just add furry shit to get that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he wanted italiophiles instead

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, I don't wanna think Rule 34 will make gay porn with this game. I hope there's no women in upcoming sequels/DLC's. It could be worse.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did you Pizza chuds get contained to /vg/?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for a couple months, yeah. then the general unfortunately ran out of steam on the 20th thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For a while, then they ran out, now we're back here with you.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's the GOTY

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think they should make a TV series. It could be fun, considering the main character's personality and the rest of characters. Just like Cuphead.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's good

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do i need to try to collect everything or can i just treat it like a mario 3 or super mario world speedrun and just go fast?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you need like 90% of the toppings to beat the game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can just go fast: the only requirement to advance through game is to get enough money to fight the bosses on each level, which isn't too hard to do. 100% the game is only if you really want to. Same with P-ranking

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    give me one reason to play this over Wario Land

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's more Wario Land in a way.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's got pizza

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fast

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Characters too small for how big the screen is.
    Speedrunning themes makes me anxious

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fun little game, desing is cool and music slaps, but I feel a huge part of the game is just grinding levels until you p rank. Its the type of game you either enjoy for a couple of hours or fall into the autistic completionist rabbit hole.
    Also a some of the fancontent is surprisingly good like Sugar Spire minus the gay shit

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