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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cant play something with no gameplay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the rts sections are pretty fun

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >muh fun
        Thanks for the admission that you don't have anything concrete to praise the gameplay.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          oh sorry for not using some pretentious redditer terms

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You might wanna use muh comfy and cute and funny as well to make it more convincing.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              imagine being this butthurt by the word
              >fun

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Its meaningless when describing why someone should play it you cretin.
                >DUDE IT'S FUN PLAY IT
                >Why is it fun
                >REEEEEE FRICK OFF REDDITOR

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                give your head a shake moron. i never said you should play it.
                i just said the rts section is fun.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/Ay92YYp.jpg

                Play 13 Sentinels

                >Play 13 Sentinels
                > i never said you should play it
                What did this moronic OP mean by this?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >but it says Anonymous over both posts, clearly they were made by the same person

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                why are you so angry buddy? did you have a bad day?

                >samegayging this hard
                Getting defensive, aren't you

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                how embarrassing. why are you even in this thread you moron.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Please stop for your own sake

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                why are you so angry buddy? did you have a bad day?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It’s fricking meaningless to anyone with a brain. “Boring” is the exact same. You’re an idiot.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You might wanna use muh comfy and cute and funny as well to make it more convincing.

          >Try to shill a $60 5-hour movie
          >So what's good about it?
          >Uh... uh.... i-it's uh, f-fun! Yeah, f-fun haha
          Thanks, you just save me $60

          God, you’re such a gay. Like, holy frick, you’re so fricking homosexual.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          why is neil druckmann posting in a 13 sentinels thread?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Neil Cūckman would've loved 13 Sentinels too because it's even more of a movie than TLOU, you fricking moron

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I can smell this homosexuals breath through my screen and I just want to die

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Only npcs don't into fun.
          It's a concept without words, so of course you don't get it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            At his point "fun" is simply an excuse Ganker uses to justify an atrocious videogame (usually an anime game or a fanservice game) or a visual novel's token (and equally atrocious) filler gameplay segments.
            The Senran Kagura games are braindead button mashers with autocombos, no real level or enemy design even below PlayStation 2 era musous? "It's okay, they're fun".
            Blue Reflection has pretty much no dungeon or enemy mob design, even below the average for low budget JRPGs so you only have to spam a couple attacks? "it's okay, it's fun"
            13 Sentinels has shitty real time strategy segments that could be excised from the visual novel and only exist to justify the $60 tag, to the point where the only thing people say about them is "just spam turrets"? "it's okay, they're fun"
            And so on and so on.

            (Note how those same anons will shit on proper games and call them "braindead goyslop" because they're flawed on execution, aren't as perfect as the best games on the genre, or simply lack half-naked anime girls.)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Try to shill a $60 5-hour movie
          >So what's good about it?
          >Uh... uh.... i-it's uh, f-fun! Yeah, f-fun haha
          Thanks, you just save me $60

          Alright gays.
          >RTS sections create a gameplay based on management of a small amount of units all with their own unique attack types, abilities and specilizations.
          >The gameplay focuses on manuevuring your units to be in the right place to deal with ever upcoming enemy waves, as different types of enemies have effective ways of being dealt with.
          >To succeed you'll need to have a team that can manage to deal with lots of different situations.
          >Although the game is also customizable enough that you can give yourself your own challenges and further experiment with your units.
          If I could put it in a word i'd say it's _fun_

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Your description is so generic it may as well not say anything.
            I can write the same shit about an extremely dull game and it may make it sound exciting.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        rts is a stretch

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Try to shill a $60 5-hour movie
        >So what's good about it?
        >Uh... uh.... i-it's uh, f-fun! Yeah, f-fun haha
        Thanks, you just save me $60

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >saying the rts section is fun
          >NOOOO WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SELL ME THIS GAME AAAAAA
          what an autist

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Fun is the red flag if you want to know if a game is good or not here, and most of the time, it's used by shills to market their FOTM shit. Soul too.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >FOTM shit
            >a game that came out almost 3 years ago
            ok

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >paying for vidya
          ngmi

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Level scaling continues to be the achilles heel of vanillaware games, but they are.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    looks like some kind of bird on the catalog

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'mma wait for a PC port.

    Yeah I know I could emulate the Switch version but nah I'm good, have other games to play.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's never coming to PC. Vanillaware only releases their games on consoles.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Lol, cope. It's already on youtube.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Isn't a H-Game
    Who literally and unironically cares?
    Bye.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *watch

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >TFW no cute tomboy high school (18 year old) girlfriend to give me BJ's.

    Gotta be safe, kek

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >$60 VN
    nah

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a troony in the game? Me no play. Simple.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's a crossdresser, not a troony.
      Despite what moronic conservative talking heads say, they're not the same thing.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker hates fun
    sounds about right,

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Except this board has been overusing the word fun to justify overpriced shit games since forever that it no longer means anything.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Consider blowjob?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      consider a blowjob. you don't need to give and/or receive a blowjob, that might not even be possible if you're alone and have all your ribs. but just ponder penises in mouths for a moment. really give it some thought.

      Blowjobs, for your consideration.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Miura comes from 1940s Japan
    >starts sweating and stuttering when he sees the girls in the 80s exposing their legs in gym class
    kek

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If there's one thing that takes me right out of a game, it's the 'fan service' trope. It feels a little patronizing if I'm honest, because I'm perfectly willing to play a compelling game without sexually assaulting the women with the camera.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I emulated it and the only thing I liked was the trap. Can't imagine spending 60 bucks on it tbh.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I emulated it
      how

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >actually paying 60 Bucks on a fricking Tower Defense game

    Vanillaware really fricked up with that game, from all the genres it could have been, they turned it into overpriced shovelware.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Well ain't that a cute little girl.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yep just a totally normal grade school girl.

  16. 1 year ago
    sage

    nongames for nongamers

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    from the thumbnail i thought her hand up to her face was a snoot

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I did, I'm waiting for Vanillaware's next masterpiece now.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Remember the spergouts over pic related?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pirated it over this, frick troonylators

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        French Canadians can't stop winning.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Translate this

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >its more practical for me
            >besides my existence can stay a secret

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >besides
              Wouldn't "this way" fit better?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                to be honest anon I don't speak french, I'm learning spanish and romance languages are similar enough that I took a stab at it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      French Canadians can't stop winning.

      germanbros cant stop winning as well

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      germanbros cant stop winning as well

      French Canadians can't stop winning.

      Every other language that's not english had no issues with this.
      Kill all US citizens.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      People that throw a shitfit over this pic never cease to amuse me

      >Yeah sure these 2 are gay for each other, and the trap literally transitions his avatar to a girl so he can frick the other guy, but how DARE the localizers try to insert political correctness! That clearly wasn't the intent of the original version!!!!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Some chuds still can't accept that enbies exist even years after Tom Scott made a video about they/them pronouns.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >and the trap literally transitions his avatar to a girl so he can frick the other guy
        fricking ruined, they were clearly gay in the 2188 logs so why not just embrace that?

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Everything is a simulation and everyone except protagonists is an AI.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Play
    It's a visual novel, not a real videogame. I can't play something that isn't a videogame.

    And yes, the RTS sections are just filler intended to trick people into paying $60 for a visual novel, just like Sakura Wars' turn based sections.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Am I supposed to give a frick whether you think one vague term applies rather than another?

      • 1 year ago
        sage

        what was vague about what he said? VNs are not video games, they are VNs

        they're entertainment for people both too stupid to read and too lame to play video games

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The terms "video game" and "visual novel" are vaguely defined

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Oh really? So Tsukihime and Sekiro are indistinguishable from each other?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Clearly not you moronic ape, but what level of interaction is required to be a video game is

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                But you told me that they're vaguely defined and therefore there is no difference between, I don't know, Three Sisters Story and Starcraft.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I cannot comprehend written English
                Do point out where I so much as implied anything of the sort.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You insist that video games and visual novels are "vaguely defined terms" and therefore Doom and Saya no Uta are exactly the same because the terms that define either "are vaguely defined".

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >are exactly the same
                you keep repeating that but I still don't know see who you're quoting

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, 13 Sentinels being a borderline case and the issue of whether VNs are video games being arbitrary and uninteresting means all video games and VNs are literally identical

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's not a borderline case; it's the same kind of deceitful game as the Sakura Wars series: a visual novel that adds pointless gameplay segments so it can pass as a game (and people don't feel bad paying $60 for a glorified audiobook), and you could replace those gameplay segments with more VN sections and the VN wouldn't suffer at all because it IS a VN.

                Ganker deludes itself into calling 13 Sentinels a videogame because otherwise they would put themselves on checkmate and accepting they're shilling a VN or, worse than that, a moviegame.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's a borderline case more because even the "VN" segments require you to walk around and interact with shit, putting it more on par with a walking simulator or point and click adventure. If you want to claim those are VNs, go right ahead, but again, it's all pointless semantics at that point

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >It's a borderline case
                No it isn't, because the VN is the meat of the experience, not the gameplay sections.
                In the same way TLOU would be pointless if you removed the story segments and let just the stealth and shooter / crafting. They're not why people are """"""playing"""""""" the thing.

                So nearly 100 posts and the smoking gun is that "13 Sentinels is kind of like a VN"?
                What's even the point?
                The only question is "does it kick ass?" and yes, yes it fricking does.

                But still isn't a real videogame. That's why you can watch a youtube no commentary playthrough and get exactly the same experience as someone who paid $60 for it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                OK whatever it isn't a real game, you're correct, now can you leave us morons to actually discuss it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I can't do that. I will always fight against shill threads like this one because otherwise it would mean I'm bending the knee to the shills.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I still cannot fricking read
                Good on you I guess, sperging out over semantics despite not even meeting the basic literacy requirements of the subject

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's not semantics; it's just you going through all kinds of mental gymnastics so you can pretend that 13 Sentinels is a real videogames.

                Biggest difference is 13S's story is actually good.

                There is no difference.
                A VN or a moviegame having a good story doesn't make it any less of a VN or a moviegame. At the end of the day they aren't real videogames.

          • 1 year ago
            sage

            no, they are not lol

            >I don't want to lose so I'll relativize everything!
            relativism is the refuge of Black folk.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, given how you're trying to force a visual novel down everyone's throats by pretending it is a videogame.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder of how double-faced Ganker is.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >gay character = troon character
      >good writing = bad writing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >LGBT pandering
      It was the translators pushing their agenda, not the game per se.
      TLoU is full blown lgbt though.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It has a gay couple as part of the main cast; it's as pandering as it gets.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >a couple lines in a flashback vs an entire half of the game dedicated to a troony
          >it's as pandering as it gets.
          lol?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, lol. Acknowledging is complicity.
            If 13 Sentinels were a western game but otherwise exaclty the same game you would use the gay couple to sink the game, like Celeste's hidden pride flag.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              If it was a western game all the characters would be Black folk and trannies with the entire plot centered around said trannies.
              Here is literally a couple lines that don't really have that much relevance in the overall plot and setting.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >gay character equivalent to support for moronic troon political movement
              Just have a nice day

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >gay character equivalent to support for moronic troon political movement
                Yes, exactly.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You clearly have never played anything japanese if you think they add gays to games to make a political stance.
                They just do it for the fetish. It has nothing to do with politics

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Yes, lol. Acknowledging is complicity.

              You are literally using their own vocabulary to try and demonize people you don't agree with. Do you really not see the irony here?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Every fricking protagonist is in a couple at the end and one (1) of these is gay. You realize that there are games with only gay couples pandering specifically to homosexuals, yes

        • 1 year ago
          Episode 11

          It's a reference to the classic WSJ trap romance Stop! Hibari-kun

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >comparing cute bishies to disgusting trannies

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like chud cope to me, pal. Just accept you're into femboys, enbies, and gay relationships and support your local pride parade already.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'll take two out of four.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You're literally a pro-lgbtq+ person who also hates the lgbtq+?
            That's like a BIPOC who hates white people but also endorses the American system of slavery.
            Hypocritical and proof you're only half way out of the egg.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Why do you have to connect everything with American political issues, do you screech about yuri stuff in Nip media the same way? Is everyone who jerk offs to animu lesbos going to support trannies?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Most people who are into yuri stuff also support the lgbtq+ movement. There was even a yuri light novel that had a rant against homophobia, I think it was Watashi no Oshi wa Akuyaku Reijō.
                How is there even a disconnect between the two things to you? Yuri involves two girls being in love with each other. The LGBTQ+ movement has same-sex relationships one of the important aspects to it. The LGBTQ+ isn't America exclusive. They have pride parades in Japan as well. Many Japanese game creators, movie directors, authors, mangakas, etc. have shown support for the LGBTQ+.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >How is there even a disconnect between the two things to you?
                troonyism and non-binary shit is non-rational, two guys being gay is not. Fairies prancing around on the streets is annyoing, a couple of lines in a VN is not. I don't even know what Q and + is supposed to be mean, I don't associate a gay relationship in a VN as some undying pledge towards a political bloc.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                How are trans and enbies non-rational? They're a common and natural thing.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >filling yourself up with man-made hormone pills and becoming an eunuch is natural

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Hey now, that's an insult to eunuchs. At least their wound healed up after the procedure, and their manly bits were kept intact in a jar so they could be buried with it upon death.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Biggest difference is 13S's story is actually good.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's mid. I've read better. Now have you read Loop by Koji Suzuki? That was a turner.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >mid
          Opinion discarded. Please attempt to express yourself in a more coherent fashion.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >bad movie game
      >good movie game (in Japanese)
      it's not hard, Neil. there's no conspiracy against you. your game is just shit.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Has it been enough time we can have an actual thread without THOSE people?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I WILL be sperging out about traps, gays as well as visual novels for the rest of the day and you WILL like it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anon you're on Ganker aka /misc/ lite.
      It's literally impossible to have a thread without everybody sperging about trannies.
      It's been like this for like 10 years now

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's turrets

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love my chubby wife Miwako!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I was certain she was actually a mole or something and was waiting for her betrayal, I'm glad I was wrong

      You insist that video games and visual novels are "vaguely defined terms" and therefore Doom and Saya no Uta are exactly the same because the terms that define either "are vaguely defined".

      >doom and saya no uta are exactly the same
      >average man has to cope with scary demons ruining everything
      You're right

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The only chubby girl I want in life

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      for me, it's Tomi

      she's pretty great too

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Of course Tomi is best gurl
        In one cycle, she became an idol
        In another lifetime, she was a top scientist
        In the current cycle, she is best waifu

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Careful, OP is a shill and he might snap and post pedoporn.

    [...]

    Mods on Ganker allow pedo porn as long as it's posted by shills.

    Good to know!

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not until they bring back Muramasa.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yea muramasa is so cool i love backtracking through 10 identical screens after each level

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't there a PC port?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't need one given how it is on the Switch and a PC port would have Denuvo, making it pointless.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So I was wrong, we still have to deal with THOSE people

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So nearly 100 posts and the smoking gun is that "13 Sentinels is kind of like a VN"?
    What's even the point?
    The only question is "does it kick ass?" and yes, yes it fricking does.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker is now actively against discussing games
    Ignore the homosexual POST FAVOURITE MOMENTS
    For me and I imagine a lot of people, it was the Macross mission with the song

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker is now actively against discussing games
      What game? 13 Sentinels is a visual novel, not a game. You accepted as much, and therefore it has no place on Ganker.
      13 Sentinels threads are, and I say this sincerely, as off-topic as "do you suck your GF's toes" spam threads.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What was your favourite moment besides the Macross mission? I loved talking on the bike too, that was comfy.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You're like 14. Idk I got annoyed at the obvious references and would rather they stop copying other stuff and just create their own sci fi story. 13 sentinels felt more like JAPANESE SCI FI THE GREATEST HITS rather than something I'd really find special.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Anon that's not what I asked, I asked what your favourite moment was.
            You HAVE played the game right? That fricking bit with that b***h cat was pretty annoying.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah you're like 13. (heh).
              I liked the reveal of BJ actually being the baseball dude.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't read visual novels.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I plan to.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    8/10 good but not my cup of tea. Probably wouldn't replay in a while. Pacing is a little fricky and the twists were insanely overwhelming
    oh wowwww everything was actually a digital world. Definitely never saw that coming in a science fiction story.... the last one is a me problem though. Still hate how overused that twist is.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished it. That story was a wild ride. And that last level was nuts too.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >plz play this shit game because have cute girls in it!
    kys gay, you and all the gacha shillers

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who won?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You talk like ffxiv tards. None of your sentences makes sense.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      GOD CHAD Renya for bullying a preschooler

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Miura

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the PC port?

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 3 hours in, when does it get good?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just go read Hard Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World instead.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      When you press start

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah. Can we stop over hyping 8/10 weeb games?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >8/10
          Generous. This was the worst Vanilla "game" since GrimGrimoire.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ryujinx only runs at 30fps
    ugh I dont wanna download the other emulator

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm starting to think the normalgays are here to stay...

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Turrets too fricking OP
    But some of the missions on hard mode which forced you to strategize was kinda great.
    Like against the factory boss where turret spam did nothing.
    If they used actual 3D models instead of radar visualization, Ganker would love the tower defence portion of the game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >If they used actual 3D models instead of radar visualization, Ganker would love the tower defence portion of the game.
      It would be significantly more enjoyable, yes. There is nothing worse than a game with mech combat where the actual combat is just depicted through abstraction and one sided animation.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Feels bad man. Maybe one day we will get the mecha combat we deserve.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >t-the game is actually deep guys
      You can throw in the word Hard Mode or strategize or challenging or whatever gratuitously, still won't change the fact that it's a movie game with tacked on gameplay. Begone, shills.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There is unironically more planning and tactics involve in this game than stray and you don't see people give stray this amount of vitriol (aside from calling it a corridor simulator)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No shit, Stray is a casual walking simulator for general audience. Why are you comparing it against a """"""""""strategy"""""""""" """"""""""game""""""""""?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Who the frick is shilling S13 to you as anything but a VN with interesting gameplay that is above average for a VN. If Stray gets to be a walking simulator for a general audience than S13 gets to be a VN for people interested in a VN where there is some gameplay aside from hitting the select button on choices. Fricking moron.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >VN with interesting gameplay
              More like a VN with dumbed down TD
              >that is above average for a VN
              Such a high bar
              >If Stray gets to be a walking simulator for a general audience than S13 gets to be a VN for people interested in a VN
              Agreed, that's you homosexuals should've gone to >>>Ganker or >>>/jp/ or

              [...]

              instead of here to shill your non-vidya.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Stray is more non-vidya than this shit and it is nominated for GOTY. Frick off moron. I actually can't just press the forward button to beat this game unlike Stray.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >shit game
    >slap waifus JPEGS over it
    Genslop lovers: IM GONNA CONSOOOOOOM MY GOYSLOP!! BEST GUUUUUUURL

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no gameplay
    >shit story that tried to be deep
    >literal tranvestite mc
    I hate that I spent money on this when it came out. Don't worry though I smashed the disc 2 hours later!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Tried to be deep
      What? It doesn't try to be deep at all. Did you even play the game. It is simply a love letter to the sci-fi genre..

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus the shitposters are in full force

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    man this game was such a slog I quit half way and just wanted an lp at 2x. plot was ok, but what kills the game is the terrible character work
    all the characters barely emote and can't spend more then 10 minutes with them before being locked out and slammed into some other shit. I can forgive bad plot if the characters are fun, not the otherway around

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    its all a dream

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just like real life

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I did play it...
    ...about 3 years ago.

    Main story completion rate is still sitting at around the 50% mark. It's quite boring. Might finish it 5 years from now if I have literally nothing else to do.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this was rather disappointing considering how hyped it was here around release, I don't really mind the VN aspect of it if it delivered the kino that was promissed, but what I got instead was a very simple story with a twist you could see coming from a mile away that's needlessly obfuscated with a bunch of sci fi mumbo jumbo and dumb shit to pad out the run time, it felt like 999 all over again where the characters take their sweet time on a 45 minute tangent about how there was totally this social study on the effects of ice 235 or whatever the frick, I can see why some people would enjoy this type of shit, but it really doesn't do anything for me

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    YES. IT. IS.

    best scene in the game

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post the hot teacher

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well ain't that a cute little girl.

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can't play a comic book by guy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, so if a woman made it you'd be okay with it?

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I finished it a half a year ago. Story sucks ass. Presentation is great. Characters are one dimensional at best. What irks me the most is not the paper thin characters or the mediocre story but the adventure part gameplay. Literally everything to make a great adventure game was in the game, ready to be used. Yet it's literally a pure visual novel and the adventure elements are just hot air.

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shit

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Played it and then bought the art book and OST.
    It's never going to happen but I wish they would've released an "improved" version like they did with Odin Sphere and added all the shit that they originally cut from the game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They cut like half the game, its never going to happen

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How the FRICK do I catch the cat?

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do trannies obsess over visual novels - literally a shitty powerpoint version of the anime? I've never seen a community obsess over a low-effort trash genre like vns as much as troons. Explain yourselves gays

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I did. It was kino. I love my damaged turret wife.

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Would, but I'm working on Muramasa as we speak.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      game would've been solid quality if it had level design

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Should I do Odin Sphere or Dragon's Crown?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Odin's Sphere then Dragon's Crown. Unless you can get people to play with you. Dragon's Crown coop is a blast

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just bought this game on a random whim, what am I in for

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A simulation.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know because every playthrough of 13 Sentinels is personalized.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        wtf really??

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >play
    Nah, it really looks like a VN, nothing more.
    I'll wait for Dragon's Crown port, or a sequel, or anything action oriented from Vanillaware.

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >women and gays literally drive humanity to extinction

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