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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want a third person action-adventure game starring Rebecca. I refuse to play 2077, because it's broken garbage

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I want a first person action-adventure game starring Rebecca sitting on my face.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Have you played it?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Man Cybertrannies still haven't recovered from their game being total shit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Have you played it?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I make a point to never play pro-trans games

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              How do you know it's shit or pro trans if you haven't played it anon

              Yes I put it down before raiding the corp to get that meme chip though. One can only willing subject themselves to bad gameplay for so long. The non-lethal guns are probably the stupidest shit I've seen in my entire life also.

              That's one of the first missions in the game anon, you wouldn't have even started to create a character build, any of the mechanics and a handful of weapons

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >How do you know it's shit or pro trans if you haven't played it anon
                Because you play it and you're obviously a troony

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Be honest anon, did you base your opinion on twitch streamers with homosexual hair?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know who that is. Sounds like you're projecting tbh

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                First off you wouldn't eat a pizza that gets good x bites in. Secondly I was already 10+ hours in and my background only had a single choice with that c**t in the black SUV that wanted to brain splatter me. Finally it lacks stealth mechanics and are there in name only. Why it bothers to even offer stealth shit in the upgrade tree I'll never know. It has the makings of a Kickstarter that just had to get out of the door since it went through it's paypiggy money.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You say it's a bad RPG, but as any RPG, you unlock mechanics and gameplay styles as you play along and level up, how can you judge this if you didn't get past one of the first main missions in the game?

                No stealth mechanics is a flat out lie aswell, and you didn't not see any of the skills, weapons or tech that a stealth build offers

                You essentially played the tutorial of an RPG and said "wtf this is it? Shit game"

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                try not to use food analogies anon.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I forgot my lunch at home and am too cheap to order out so I'm hungry at work.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >not even a character in the game
    why the frick should I?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the point is that she was a character before the events of the game :^)

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    maybe when its $5

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >play this garbage "RPG" because of this unrelated e-girl from slightly above average anime
    No, I will however fap to her.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate every single one of you latinx homosexuals that post that fat disgusting piece of shit on this board. Completely ruined that pose for me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >see woman's ass
      >immediately think of 'cado
      sounds like a (you) problem

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      only mexicans post cado?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Is that back when nick used to be thin

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No that's a European thing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cado is Ukranian tho.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Seethe, Ganker is a Hispanic site.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Only if you give me a build.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    0/6

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      > 2012
      They didn't even start proper development back then and already were making promises of a monumental scale. Stupid poles.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >cdpr was still polish after amerigolems took over
        No, I don't think so

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      5 counts

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Anon they only have 1 and 5 at best, come on now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >1
      It was
      >2
      I would say its somewhat linear but missions are spread across the open world and most missions have multiple paths and outcomes.
      >3
      "Advanced" is flavour text but yes the rpg system is based on the cyberpunk pnp game
      >4
      "Gigantic" is subjective, I'd say it's an exaggeration but there are a fair amount of weapons and tech upgrades
      >5
      Totally subjective marketing speak, impossible to prove or disprove this claim, moronic zoomies first marketing campaign actually took this as a literal gameplay promise.

      The more people post about this game, the more I realise Ganker is full of morons who expected the literal dream game that no other game in existence could be held to the same standards, with next gen AAA graphics that could run on a gtx 1080, an infinitely replayable sandbox with FPS mechanics but also an AI pnp GM that will offer a thousand branch RPG story.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Accidentally skipped 4 but while it didn't have set character classes, it does allow build crafting which isn't the same thing but not necessarily an inferior mechanic.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >1
        it wasnt really futuristic, deus ex hd was more futuristic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hilarious that Tower of Fantasy - a Chinese gacha with a PC version - has beaten them on most of these and just in their newest area and isn't even the entire game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >He "plays" gacha
        >He even shills chink gacha
        >Thinks his opinion is worth anything at all
        Lol

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          pretty sad then that it is still better than Cyberpunk 2077 at delivering the cyberpunk genre
          the bar is pretty low if even a gacha can beat it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          how the hell is a failed Genshin competitor still better and more polished than Cyberpuke 2077?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >pen&paper system
      The frick were they thinking?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they were thinking finally making a AAA 3d CRPG like witcher only actually an RPG with RPG mechanics

        at least that's what they promised

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      1, 2, 3, and 6 are all technically true. 5 is vague but based on interpretation is also true. Only one that didn't come true was 4 and that's only if you don't consider builds as classes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      5 is the only one you could argue. 1 if you're willing to stretch the definition of RPG.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They nailed 1.
      They only got half of 2.
      They got half of 3. The mechanics were based on pnp but they weren't what I would call "advanced"
      They failed at 4.
      5 depends on your definition of gigantic I guess. There were a bunch of guns and tech in the game.
      They succeeded on 6 just through their dialog/cutscene mechanic.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >They failed at 4.
        They didn't. You are simply a moron.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, they're just different flavors of solo.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >1
      It was
      >2
      I would say its somewhat linear but missions are spread across the open world and most missions have multiple paths and outcomes.
      >3
      "Advanced" is flavour text but yes the rpg system is based on the cyberpunk pnp game
      >4
      "Gigantic" is subjective, I'd say it's an exaggeration but there are a fair amount of weapons and tech upgrades
      >5
      Totally subjective marketing speak, impossible to prove or disprove this claim, moronic zoomies first marketing campaign actually took this as a literal gameplay promise.

      The more people post about this game, the more I realise Ganker is full of morons who expected the literal dream game that no other game in existence could be held to the same standards, with next gen AAA graphics that could run on a gtx 1080, an infinitely replayable sandbox with FPS mechanics but also an AI pnp GM that will offer a thousand branch RPG story.

      They nailed 1.
      They only got half of 2.
      They got half of 3. The mechanics were based on pnp but they weren't what I would call "advanced"
      They failed at 4.
      5 depends on your definition of gigantic I guess. There were a bunch of guns and tech in the game.
      They succeeded on 6 just through their dialog/cutscene mechanic.

      >They failed at 4.
      They didn't. You are simply a moron.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I meant to cross out life, not detail. the rest is accurate

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That doesn’t say adam smasher

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Was Adam Smasher canonically black before the cyborg body?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Only if it looks like that.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can't fap to dead women.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Playing this game the month that it came out is probably the most surreal experience I've had in a video game to date. I've never played a AAA game that was that broken before and probably never will again.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Really missed an opportunity of turning the game in that condition into a modern art piece.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If they add this girls from animeI will play.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But she's ded.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        So? Dead girls can't say no.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >fumes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why wouldn't there be stink fumes

      You think rebecca showers every day?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >fumes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's just steam.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Choom girl isn't there so no

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    we like
    PAIN

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I know, in fact someone already posted that 50 mins ago.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rebecca's big ass bullying my dick

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    too old

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What does girl ass taste like?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Put a finger in your butt and then lick it. Kind of like that.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There's no point in playing Cyberpunk if you can't do anything with Becca.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    already did anon, i have a lot of fun with it

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >that ass sweat
    >that visible steam

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    but it's not a good rpg, and barely a decent action game. Why the frick would I play it? Let me guess, you're a mindless gooner who likes things because of coom material? God you're a fricking sheep.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Have you played it?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes I put it down before raiding the corp to get that meme chip though. One can only willing subject themselves to bad gameplay for so long. The non-lethal guns are probably the stupidest shit I've seen in my entire life also.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is cyberpunk 2077 really that terrible, or did it just output waaay too much pre release hype? i dont think being glitchy makes a game automatically unfun, but how is it when its working?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a solid 8/10 tbh, zoomers expected it to be synthwave GTA and were disappointed, slavjank connoseuirs recognise it as slavjank kino, the best since STALKER

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    GOD i wish my ass were that FAT

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    test

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Your off-model erotica will not sway me.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    meh not until the DLC drops

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the dev team tried to rally to have her removed form the show
    yeah no I’m still not buying the game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They were mad the show was more popular than the game they devoted their lives to making lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't happen

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://clips.twitch.tv/CaringPoliteAmazonHeyGirl-dGJ3URlIt9FfAZ-4

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >A single roastie votes to not have Rebecca in during pre production meetings
          >The Dev team tried to rally to get rid of the e-girl! xD
          Kys

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >I’m moronic
            yeah we know

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    one of the worst games ever made

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the one anon ITT shilling for this shit game
    Must've preordered the collectors edition lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I pirated it first, was a great game, bought it on second playthrough for update support.

      It helps that I have enough money to afford a pc that can run it on max settings, most zoomies on Ganker base their opinions on watching youtubers say whacky goofy things don't forget to hit like and subscribe

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I can't imagine paying for a game buggier than a Bethesda game and with less soul

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The average Bethesda release is buggier than cyberpunk at release, you would know this if you played cyberpunk or were atleast a double digit age when Skyrim first released

          >bought it
          what are you a Black person?

          I always pirate games first and buy them if I really like it and want patch support, as should you

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You must have garbage taste if you think cyberjank was worth the purchase

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >bought it
        what are you a Black person?

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If only it had been made by a Japanese video game studio instead. Then not only would it have long been finished and polished by now but it wouldn't have been western trash and it would have had the anime elements we all want in it.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bratty Rebecca seducing adult! Rape correction needed!

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You could have saved her, Ganker...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      she most likely has the fart enhancer mod installed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I love rebecca!

      I love blowing loads to becca!

      She's a little girl

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah this show was being shilled massively and then everybody just ....................forgot about it

    Kind of like the game it's barely tied into

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      OP is the shill, he just can't get threads going anymore because his shitskin pets have forgotten about the netroon cartoon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a great little show. Short but you can't watch it and not love the characters. It displays the themes of the IP perfectly, far better than the game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's pretty trash, you'd be better off watching some new anime about highschoolers doing stupid shit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a great little show.
        It's a disappointment that sets out to tell you some story of major importance and human struggle and ends up being gore + sex + wanton violence, the most superficial attempt at "maturity" you could have.
        >Short but you can't watch it and not love the characters.
        The only one I liked was Smasher, because while a cliche he's the only one who had a clearly discernible goal instead of meandering through the plot, whereas the rest just felt like mixtures of cliches. By the end the MC didn't seem to have any specific goal or motivation left and was barely human.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that it was troony gayoons who brigaded the game before and during launch, who are still infesting this board and keeping the astroturfed tranpaign going

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Should I replay now or time it for the release of the DLC?

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >troony raiders get light shone on them
    >Instantly disappear from thread and hope it dies before more people see

    Every time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The troony homosexual is OP, he's been damage controlling for CDPR catering to trannied for 2 years

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >zhe cries out as xhem strikes you

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I NEED to have sex with a tiny 4'6" flat chested manic pixie dream girl!

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If only i spent money on elden ring instead of cyberpunk, shitty 54 hours spent, while 200 hours of cracked elden ring were pure kino

    I refuse to believe people look at cyberpunk, play it and say its great game. It has its moments but holy shit its so half-baked

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want to taste her shithole.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would give my life just to watch her breed with talk Dark Skinned men

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Play Cyberpunk right now.
    I have 400 hours in the game. I'm waiting for the expansion before i go back for a third playtrough.

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why are gamers so obsessed with trannies? I've only seen like 3 in 28 years walking this earth.

  48. 1 year ago
    A game for faggots.

    Shit game full of bugs
    I refuse
    to buy or pirate

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shazam is better than that shitty anime, anyway

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love rebecca!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I love blowing loads to becca!

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'll just continue laughing at it, thank you for reminding be about this piece of shit

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >can run elden ring max settings with no prob
    >finally decide to play this game
    >even on lowest settings it chugs
    Any idea on why this is? This is seriously the first game I have ran into my pc can't play.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its kind of just ass. Max settings, low settings, they don't affect my framerate at all. Only adjusting resolution does.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Only adjusting resolution does.
        Thanks! Didnt think about doing that, maybe it will work

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Try turning on the ultimate performance profile in windows power options. For a lot of games that use direct APIs Windows has issues determining when to give the juice. And the ultimate power profile resolves that

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