Play Elden Ring

Play Elden Ring

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did, 6 times. And many more with friends. I'm waiting for DLC

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i did. it sucked ass.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you have 800 hours but are missing five achievements?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because I don't give a singular shit about achievements. Also, the game sucks so im not going to waste my precious time achievement hunting for it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >800 hours
          >im not going to waste my precious time

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes??? I have to play the game to know if I enjoy it or not. And the best part is now, If anyone tries to claim that elden ring is some "masterpeice", i have 800 hours of proof that it's nothing but slop.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >MUH CHEEVOS
        kys

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >plays 800 hours
        >claims to not care about cheevos
        >FROMs cheevs are exclusively checkpoint cheevs
        >guy didnt do all the things the game offers over 800 hours

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why the fuck would I? I don't give enough of a shit to see every fucking corner of the game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >FROMs cheevs are exclusively checkpoint cheevs
          endings arent checkpoints retard. theres like 6 endings. he probably only got 1 ending.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Play for 8000 hours
      >Yep, it's shit
      Why do people do this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mental illness

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have over a thousand hours in every souls game. I have to play elden ring for 1k hours to. But I really don't see it winning me over in these next 200 hours.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so you played 800 joyless hours, devoid of entertainment. why?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It brings me joy seeing how fromslop has fallen.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ah, I thought you were a genuine autismo, just a troll. never mind

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            bragging rights, you did kill the bosses pre nerfs right? casual lol.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Played it and beat it.

    Overrated shit. I'm done pretending that these games are amazing. It's the same roll dodge and swing bullshit every time. Make something new Miyazaki. You're a fucking hack.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cool game guys so heckin hard!!1!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hard doesn't mean good.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its literally the only defense elden chuds have when trying to rebuttal valid criticism.
        >filtered
        >git gud
        etc etc

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i would if my PC wasnt a relic.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play elden ring
    >objective: get to the big golden tree
    >run towards the tree
    >end up in an area way overleveled for me and run out of mana before anything dies
    >never play again

    I honestly didn't know it was a grinding farming mmo-lite

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hai

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hi incel. have a nice day.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather see your elden ring if you know what I mean

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm already finishing my second run.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this miyazaki?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes, his wife.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Cock Ring

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      elden my fat hairy balls plapping against your mothers ass while you pump ring.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Get owned gay. All women are mine alone.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh. you want my mom then?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't, need to make video games to get rich and marry a cute Japanese girl.

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