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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can a game be so Kino but so moronic at the same time, coming from a guy who bought it recently and somehow sunk 300 hours into it already.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      by being fun really
      i think of it like an arcade fps(lasher) and don't really care whether i win or lose
      axe time, b***hessss
      choppin heads till im dead

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        defending is still not fun

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that just means u have to git gud at gaem without defending

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Either pick a good weapon so kills will trigger all the dopamine in your brain or get a good team.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Bought recently
      Ahhhhh shit.
      Timmy just gave me a copy for free.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New Godendag is a goated weapon, even in non-noob lobbies you can get ten kills in 30 seconds with it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does a stick with a sharpened end do so much frick off damage.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you play third person your life is also irrelevant

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Full of cheaters and terrible lag.
    There is a reason it was given away for free.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >There is a reason it was given away for free.
      because it was doa

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wake me up when they go with the same DLC theme of Chivalry 1, adding more factions from different time periods and cultures with unique gameplay.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chiv 2 is good but i feel like there's no point in using weapons other than the highland greatsword

    almost every fight will rapidly become a 1v3+, so what's the point bringing a tiny rapier? may as well just bring a weapon for fighting as many people at once

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also
    >Try picking archer so I can sit in the backline and do nothing
    >This role cannot be picked because the limit of players of it have been reached
    Very nice balancing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is this so unfun?
      I loved Mordhau for its customizability

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because you will be assigned to play the pleb with a stick running to the frontline to contest catapults and archers sit around and do nothing.
        Also no horse riding, huge chance missed.

        to be fair the limit seems very lax, i haven't seen the limit reached very often

        The limit was reached in every single match I played.
        If they enforce roles they should allow role queue so archers can sit longer in queue and not get instant queues since it seems to be the most popular role.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The limit was reached in every single match I played.
          that's weird, i've put around 40-50 hours into it and probably seen the limit filled a handful of times

          are you playing on private/community servers maybe?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Now I was playing the main mode with 64 players.
            But that's only one of the problems.
            Combat feels extremely sluggish and laggy, maybe they went for the realism aspect since heavy armors and all but a game is supposed to be fun and this one fails to provide it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Also no horse riding, huge chance missed.
          there is, in the 40 man gamemode not the 64 one

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why, does the horse counts as a player and their servers cannot calculate the additional horses?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              probably just a stability thing yeah

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Horse riding is in the game but it's not worth it, it's janky as frick

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's alright, about as good/bad as horseriding in fps games usually is

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mordhau is superior because it did everything chivalry didn't
        the chivalry mod was great because of its simplicity, then the standalone went and tanked that and chivalry 2 is built entirely upon standalone, so naturally it would only get worse

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >mordhau is superior
          all the janky accel/decel and spazzed out animation shit ruins mordhau tbh

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but it has lutes and i can punch your head off
            plus i made picrel ingame

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair the limit seems very lax, i haven't seen the limit reached very often

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I also got this game for free OP. I've been having fun playing with 2 of my friends. We are also kind of pissed at how many people ignore the objective and just try(and fail) to go for kills. I imagine veterans are even more pissed since this is probably happening way more after Tim gave it away.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love this shit so much bros
    After waging all day getting fricked by HR and homosexual boss i sit and play this just for an hour and all my worries gone
    I don't play online game at all except this
    Best casual fun game ever
    Hope it's player base never die

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any homies who played the original ITT?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bitches be saying chivalry is dead
    >it's been given for free sor there's tons of players

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was never dead
      Can't say about you muttlander but i always got full player in asia server
      Only downside is sometime you find 1-2 homosexual cheater

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you didn't get the joke + not a muttlander

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    unironic question:

    would a 2000hr chiv/mord player be a lot better at sword fighting than the average person in real life?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i imagine yes but to a slim degree, might be a game but you still learn to read the basics of trying to read an opponent

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, because the average person will be far more physically fit than some nerd who put 2000 hours into a video game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No amount of experience with reading feint is gonna make up for poor fitness. I doubt most fpslasher nerd are capable to swing a sword than thrice.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I played Mordhau on release. I don't see what Chiv 2 has to offer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're very similar games. Mordhau is itself a spiritual successor to the first Chivalry game, and Chivalry 2 is a response to Mordhau's success. The whole genre is just a big incestuous soup. In general, Chivalry's the more casual-friendly of the two (slower, minimized drag/accel mechanics). Mordhau is the autist version.

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