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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    finish making the game first, im still waiting 12 years later

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ^ This

      Finish your fricking game already and stop shilling your abandonware on Ganker.

      SAGE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This game is beyond based. Approaches a 9/10 or even 10/10. The israelites need to release B42 faster than they are, and B43 needs to come out the year after that but still.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give me two decent reasons why

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1. It's fun
      2. There's a wide variety of mods, including things like getting sloppy toppy from zombies in bunny suits

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >subjective
        >it has tacky coom mods
        Not making a very strong case

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Muh gooning mods
        Why not just play skyrim at that point

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    almost made it to winter last time I played, decided to sleep inside a car, parked next to a wall and a zombie still bit me somehow

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      known bug, cars have "door open/door closed" mechanics but the car model doesn't show it.So you still technically had your door open and the zombie just bit you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        look man cut them some slack
        car_door_open.bmp was on the stolen laptop 🙁
        i mean thumbdrive
        i mean flooded server
        i mean intern that got alien abducted

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That isn't a bug. It's just not finished.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        THATS A FEATURE, YOU'RE WELCOME

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Host a mp server

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not without sex mods.
    And a better game so the sex mod isnt sims1 levels of horrible.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Were you there for the sex mod server when b41 mp came out? Shit was kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >play a shitty game
      No.

      >unable to enjoy anything unless there's a sex mod
      Cumbrains are miserable.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The funny thing is a sex mod would be aids unless there is highly quick animation cancel that lets you spring up to protect your pussy property from whatever zombie busted in. That's just base game autism.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The funny thing is a sex mod would be aids unless there is highly quick animation cancel that lets you spring up to protect your pussy property from whatever zombie busted in. That's just base game autism.

      https://www.loverslab.com/topic/223454-project-zomboid-zombowin-a-zombolewd-framework-mod/
      https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2764099082
      https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2864043248
      It's like you frickers don't know what google is.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get a car
    >get a high capacity weapon and some ammo
    >find a generator
    >find a gas station
    >settle on a good house
    >build rain collectors, a wall, and a farm
    >the game is basically over now as you can survive forever like this just sitting on your ass and the only way to die now is by going out of your way to do stupid shit
    ADD npcs AND WANDERING ZOMBIE HORDES
    LET ME BUILD A COMMUNITY
    GIVE ME REASONS TO ACTUALLY EXPLORE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I at least wish they release wildlife first. For fricks sake how many years has it been??

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wait wildlife STILL isn't in the game?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nope. and they wont even have hostile wildlife either. just stupid deer you track through some moronic tracking minigame.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >No hostile wildlife
            This shit is what killed it all for me.
            It would have been interesting to have bears, wolves or coyotes be able to hunt you down instead but they couldn't even do that, instead we'll get deer, sheep, cows and chickens lmao.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            jesus fricking christ
            it's fricking zombover

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >play boring way
      >hurr game is boring
      First thing I do when i play is drive to LV and take over the mall as a base, then I slowly explore the city while cleaning up random buildings.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fighting 1000 zombies doing a conga line at you is still shit and boring

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't play with sprinters
          that explains it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            playing with sprinters is literally the same shit except now everybody's doing a running conga

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"we've designed an ultra realistic zombie apocalypse simulator, realism is our main focus!"
        >play realistically
        >"WTF WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"we've designed an ultra realistic zombie apocalypse simulator, realism is our main focus!"
          [citation needed]

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >game has been in development for so long its players don't even remember what it was supposed to be

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nooo you need to do obnoxious meme challenge runs like my favorite streamer!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >GIVE ME REASONS TO ACTUALLY EXPLORE
      uhm sir, didnt you realize that the next update has pottery and wood fletching?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >expecting lemmy to do anything except scope creep
      lol
      I've been following this since they were selling it with no storefront to support them and lemmy has never changed from the same thin-skinned homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Play with a friend and goof off

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i wish i had a friend to suck his dick

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lets be friends!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I do this but it always revolves into us having to go out of our way to be moronic. Even setting every zombie to being a runner, high pop density and sitting in the middle of LV isn't enough anymore because we always base it up and I have to suggest we take a random ass stroll to the mall for supplies even though we're stocked up with enough to make it through Winter already.

        Boring ass game honestly if you're not in a huge group with PvP. Needs NPC's already and dynamic roaming hordes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i always rp an outbreak scenario and come up with a story with my friends. last one was great and lasted almost a year.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All it needs is winter to prevent farming. Unless you could get some advanced technology to build a greenhouse or something. Otherwise you should be forced to leave shelter and hunt animals.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WANDERING ZOMBIE HORDES
      That's the only problem i have with pz
      Spawning/respawning out of nowhere zombies fricking stink
      But doing so would require tinkering with ai and that's too hard for moronic pz devs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WANDERING ZOMBIE HORDES
      isn't this a thing already?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. You just killed too fast

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's not how the migration works.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, zombies only exist in your immediate viscinity and unload after a few chunks, their current "wandering" is gathering in groups of 3-5 and unless you disable respawn, they spawn in random places

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is a mod for it but it's not perfect because it still has to deal with the poorly made zombie migration system in the game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          WTF

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This video explains how it works. The biggest problem is that zombies don't conserve their trajectory once they enter your cell.

            There's a lot of zombie related stuff that hasn't been touched by the devs in a long time, for example there's also a mod that properly spawns zombies inside closed buildings, thankfully there's also a mod for that :

            But yeah imo there should be a system of wandering hordes were you get groups of 100+ zombies roaming the map randomly, with maybe a chance that they home in on your base that you can tweak in the sandbox settings.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro just play this lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that was fun playing the horde mode with a guy that was cheating so none of the enemies spawned for half an hour and we all got a free win that round

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How would you like the NPCs to be?
      I'm imagining they could probably get away with something akin to the settlement system in Fallout 4 where the needs of individual NPCs are abstracted into an arbitrary food/water input requirement. And have randomly generated raider attacks or zombie hordes spawned in to attack.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    buy an ad

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No i'd rather have fun

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do girls like this game so much

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's basically the sims meets zombie apoc meets dead by daylight

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have seen my step sister play both of those plus zomboid in the last month
        women truly have dogbrains

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >7 days to die is coming out of EA faster than PZ
    insane

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And barely anything changed from the previous version. All these games are bound to do that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit I thought there were huge changes since I last played
        but they're just callling it 1.0 and saying they'll release the rest "later"
        jesus christ

        >play boring way
        >hurr game is boring
        First thing I do when i play is drive to LV and take over the mall as a base, then I slowly explore the city while cleaning up random buildings.

        it gets old man, even modded
        game needs overhauls for a lot of sshit for it to be fun. need special zombies and proper death mobile building ala CDDA

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >need special zombies and proper death mobile building ala CDDA
          >I'd rather be playing another game than this one but I won't so i want the devs to frick this game up to be like the other games
          How about no?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >nooo more and varied content is BAD
            what the hell man
            do you mald and piss yourself over the game mode that's named for cdda in PZ?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              NTA but special zombies are gay and don't fit the tone of the game. Being able to modify cars to make them better zombie killers would be fitting though as long as it wasn't too over the top.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm waiting for the update

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1 decade later
    >still no NPCs

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm playing on a server right now. Can I survive winter by foraging and fishing only? The towns are looted so hard. Also, I don't have a freezer

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game gives you too much freedom to be considered good. All the shitty balance can just get hand waved away by saying oh just change this slider or this slider. How about a move the slider that shuts the game off.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    too lonely to play by myself and i cant find anyone to play with

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people crying about 7dtd 1.0 not being an entirely different game, when half of its development has been people crying that updats made it an entirely different game.
    next youll complain that zomboid didnt add enough carpentry based innawoods gameplay. jaysus.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      crying about 7dtd 1.0 not being an entirely different game
      well they did say there would be a story and npcs. that's what I was expecting at least. and a heap of their incredibly well done "dungeons"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They've pushed back bandits and story related stuff for like 3 alphas already (several years worth of dev time), and now they say they're lauching 1.0 expect the bandits and story are STILL gonna release later, don't you see how grim that is ? By the way I don't believe for a single second they'll hit their deadline of Q4 2025 for the game being feature complete.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Already reached the endgame once, building a self-sustaining base. The game just bores me now.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    please.....npcs...........animals........anything......

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >14 years in development
    >still cant die from the cold in this ultra realistic hardcore zombie survival simulator

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao what how are you supposed to die of cold if you have ALL the remaining body heat in kentucky

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >infections don't kill you
      >bone fractures magically heal, there's no severity to them
      >there's no amputation or necrosis mechanics
      For a "realistic" game this is barebones as frick.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >barebones systems galore
        >devs decide to spend their autism bucks on the worst part of the game, crafting green bar fill up

        imagine if they put all this effort into a highly detailed medical/injury system, or weather and weather events or combat

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >imagine if they put all this effort into a highly detailed medical/injury system, or weather and weather events or combat

          Just leave all that to the modders to figure, and even throw a bone at them or get mad at them if they do it better than you as a dev lmao.
          That's their fricking development plan, just let the modders do the heavy lifting while everyone at HQ jacks off and adds stupid shit every three years.
          Hell, even though i would like a more in depth medical system at this point i'm willing to settle for even some busywork mechanics like making the Louisville train a functioning mechanism or like that one other radio station mods where you need to go and repair them to keep recieving automated radio system messages, just give us anything to have a goal other than survive.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick off shill. everyone that wants to play it already has.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of super depression keeps one developing the same indie game for 13 years

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the same thing that keeps patreon leeches going on for years
      no accountability

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >read the most recent thursdoid or whatever they're called these days
    >uhh yeah we have to delay the main part of the next update lol
    >btw here are 500 different key rings
    they're beyond parody at this point

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's so hard to have faith in them anymore
      Sad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly it's peak comedy seeing an entire blogpost about crafting shit, saying they'll release B42 unstable soon-ish because CRAFTING has cannibalized too much time, without ever mentioning ANIMALS once when all people wanted out of B42 was ANIMALS. Basements and performance improvements are cool too I suppose.
      "Oh and let's bring this monthly blog with some added keyrings !"

      I'm genuinely having a laff, really.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon B42 is gonna be super duper awesome and totally worth the three years it took
      Trust the plan

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate it already just because of all the mods it's gonna break. I can't conceive playing without the durability UI tracker anymore

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >b42 STILL not out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Still not out
      >even when they release the UNSTABLE branch it'll be with less content than what they were planning
      >they still have not given us a date, it'll probably be some bullshit date like 29/12/2024 just to say that they delivered the update on 2024 like they promised

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >PZ devs are braindead
    >CDDA devs are spergs that stop people from wanting to contribute to its development
    Zombie sandbox bros... we can't stop losing...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How are CDDA devs spergs? Every interaction I've had with them is pleasant and they seem genuinely passionate. Did I miss some autistic spergout from them? Is this just the generic "GAME BECOMING MORE COMPLEX/REALISTIC = BAD" thing?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even play CDDA, but from what i see they seem to have doubled down on adding even more content each update since some years ago wich is incredibly based but at the same time intimidating to see, like seeing a candle doused in gasoline not knowing when the team will declare kill

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Game about survival in a zombie apocalypse
    >Devs work on survival in the woods like primitive to autistic levels that no one is interested in

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>Devs work on survival in the woods like primitive to autistic levels that no one is interested in
      >devs have stated they want people to spawn in a forest map with no zombies and be able to play this way in their zombie post apocalypse survival game

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    heres your update Gankerros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for me? its hotdog

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eagle and/or Sexy chadchud chiming in.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        who is the bottom right? fist of the 50 star?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      here is your version 42 bro

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >going medieval isn't kino
        Currently the ayer can only craft stone age trash. Forging your own sword shouldn't be that hard even if the first few wouldn't be that durable.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would but the zombies know your position impossibly well. This mechanic reminds me too much of farcrys all knowing ai. I don't play games like this anymore.

    A shame because if the ai was better i would probably play the shit out of this game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just mod it bro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do they? just break contact around a house and a fence or two

      unless you've been playing with their stats set up to maximum but since you're whinging about it it's either your fault or get good, anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm kinda disappointed in the quality of your post, anon. You clearly have no idea what I'm talking about. Watch the video, nerd.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hmmmm the worst part of zomboid is after the early looting phase and players are in their bases watching green bars fill up. How do we solve this?
    >Should we make the early game harder?
    >Should we make some interesting late game content?
    >Should we add cool roaming zombie hordes and work on the survival mechanics so they arent so shallow?
    >Should we have the weather be a proper thing to fear?
    >Should we add dangerous wildlife?
    >Should we add NPCs?

    >NAH FRICK THAT SHITE MATE LETS ADD THE ABILITY TO PUT WATER IN A GAS CAN FRICKKK YESSSSS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Much like STALKER the beginning hobo phase is the best part of the game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I find this to be true in most games. There's just such an enjoyment of starting with nothing and slowly working your way up. STALKER seems to maintain it's struggle pretty well throughout as once you get into the northern regions your fighting more kitted enemies and tougher mutants. This is especially true in stuff like GAMMA where maintaining or even finding top gear is difficult. Another game that does this very well is Vintage Story. Just getting a set of basic metal tools is a whole fricking process and I'm all about it.

        https://i.imgur.com/B1ZyYwD.png

        Play Project Zomboid.

        Back to the topic at hand though. I love PZ. It's a game that I and my friends pick up once a year or so to just play around in it. Unfortunately, their lack of end game content leads to the most terrifying and realistic mechanic that kills all too many, both in game and in the real world... boredom. If they can figure something out to keep people engaged and the struggle to survive present in the end game stages, they'll have one hell of a game on their hands.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i tried it for a good few hours but it was really boring and aimless
    i'm not a "social gamer" and it doesn't seem worth playing alone

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *fixes every complaint about zomboid itt while costing 0 dollars and 0 cents*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You could never get me to play that shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >adds multidimentional superhero robots
      >removes atomic cars because "its not realistic"

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Release build 42 and I'll consider reinstalling. It has been what, 2 years now?

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >some people say zombies are played out in media
    >but people still want a fricking decent zombie apocalypse simulator
    >still don't have one
    Does anyone else remember the early days of Project Zomboid when the dev got his laptop stolen, claimed there was no back up and it seemed like the game wouldn't continue? I lost hope for that game then. Dipped into it a couple times but still.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Project zomboid was good before the dev got his hard drives stolen. the rewrite has been shit ever since.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >combat so poor runescape sound mods feel appropriate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's called sovl

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mogged by CDDA

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    release build 42 already

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game was fun at first after learning about it around two-three years ago (think it was during multiplayer update) until you hit a point where the endgame is just either staying inside of your self-sustaining base or going out guns blazing in the 2964th loot run. Next update should be about adding animals to the game (and that godawful who-cares crafting revamp) but how long has it been?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 and a half years lmao
      btw they removed most of the crafting shit from the next update

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frankly speaking I found it hard to give a shit about stuff like pottery or blacksmithing. I would've liked it more if the game introduced hostile wildlife like wolves or bears or zombie animals. At least that way you can keep hunting for meat.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          totally agree. who tf wants to craft more?

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That looks like a good base. Where is it located

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should cap the number of zombies to eight billion, and you beat the game if you kill all of them.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    honest question, what is taking so long with NPCs? Is it a coding skill issue, laziness, spite towards the players that won't stop asking, or something else? I mean it's been literal years.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Surely it cant be that, theres a mod that adds NPCs in the game lol

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How hard would it be to make a game like this solo?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://store.steampowered.com/app/846770/DYSMANTLE/

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looks good is this your game?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looks good, sell me on this NOW

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hey that looks go-
        >moronic roll-like souls combat
        WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looks good is this your game?

        Looks good, sell me on this NOW

        Hey that looks go-
        >moronic roll-like souls combat
        WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

        I played that, it's incredibly boring after a while.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      one week in unreal engine max if you don't make the assets yourself

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the core gameplay would be easy as hell. every survival crafting game out there does it
      >simple enemies that path towards you
      >hunger/thirst is just number go up and down
      the real slog would be doing the map and all the crafting recipes. and npcs

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'll maybe consider it when it's been released for 3 or so years. i'm not going to pay to beta test a game, anon. only moronic addicts do this.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get the game because friends wanna start a server
    >get in a car with my friends as a passenger to go from spawn town to another
    >lag so much my current position is on the highway still in the car while my friends inside the car are still driving to the next town
    >wait 2-3 minute thinking i'll teleport to the car's current position
    >meanwhile zombies bang on the car's windows
    >start to panic and quit the car
    >get eaten in the middle of the highway while my friends were still driving
    i genuinely can't tell what caused that, is this a common occurence or a sign the server sucked ass?

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The leveling mechanics are shit and absolutely ruin the game.
    Recipes and equipment are already balanced by finding them in loot. Wasting 50 hours in your base leveling up is neither fun nor interesting.
    The game only has like an hour of content. Do your work and finish the game instead of trying to stretch that single hour.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My armory

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Complete modlist please

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally vanilla

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ok slaz

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How did you get so pro

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is in multiplayer with frens. We play with zombie health set to fragile so it's like the Walking Dead

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can someone drop me a kino modlist with cute anime girl mods and tactical shit?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >vanilla
          >has custom moodles
          Can't fool me yes I know moodles is a clientside mod that doesn't affect anything, let me be funny

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That wall is grim.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the most fun map (mods included) in PZ? Ideally one with lots of guns

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tried. Got bored. Too much of a grind, kept dying and combat was jank. It looks appealing in screenshots but isn't as fun to play as it sounds.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why should I?

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what's there to do?
    >nothing, just play until you die or run out of beans
    this game is a metaphor for life as a bean boy

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I already scratched that itch a couple of weeks ago. Made a new game with a mod city I found and decided to do an RV run. Got about half a year in and like always I got bored because there's nothing to do now except put myself in increasingly moronic situations with low return on investment to get killed like I'm suicidal. Game needs way more sophisticated base building and NPCs to assign tasks to, which I know is stuff planned but jesus christ can we get it before the end of the decade?

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish there was a game like zomboid but in first person

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      7 days to die
      The Dead Linger

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is 7 days to die any good? How moddable is it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish Zomboid but devs that work 100 million % faster

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just died after 4 months now I don't want to play anymore

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bought game when it still looked like the sims
    STILL NO FRICKING NPC'S RAHHH

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Play Project Zomboid.
    I won't specifically because I think the name is childish and moronic sounding. I'm fully aware of how shallow and overly judgemental that is, but I don't care. The name alone has made me absolutely disinterested in it to the point where I've not even seen a one minute clip of this game.
    I will say though it has nice music, a friend attempted to get me into it on the OST. Shame about its gay name though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You might have the tism lilbro

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it so difficult to implement new body types? theres a mod that attempts to do it but its wonky and doesnt work out the box so multiplayer servers dont use it

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like to install mods to repair and clean things and fix my house.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no ending
    >no NPCs
    no thanks

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no its frickin boring
    >invited to play several times with 3 people
    >join in and they already have a house and everything they need in an area with almost no zombies at all
    >i chose a perk that makes me hate well cooked food just to frick with the guy who gave himself the cook stats
    >just just sit around the house small talking and then occasionally going out to gather some food
    >go with them
    >meander around picking up stuff and loading it into the car
    >whatever , sit on the ground and wait for them to get clean out some storage building
    >zombie sneaks up and tears my throat out
    >never played again

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can only play this for like a couple days before I get my fill for the next year or two
    it feels pointless as frick, even more than usual for a survival game. Nothing interesting happens, no events, no uber cool rare loot, no NPC's or anything to keep you engaged.
    I guess it's just built for dicking around with your friend in idk

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't fricking wait for the pottery and smithing update
    no UI update since 2011 (look it up) but at least the endgame is now saved bros

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still no AI survivors
    fricking clowns are literally terrified of releasing it

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they've basically remade the entire game in the last few years which is why everything is taking so long. incompetent devs had to hire people who knew what they were doing to actually progress

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's ok bros I bought Project Zomboid. Positive events tend to happen when I do things due to Synchronicity so I'm sure the NPC update is right around the corner.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thanks friend

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >torrent game
    >play for maybe 15 minutes
    >delete game
    I seems fun and seeing people get deep into it with all the stuff is a little cool but it its just mind numbingly time consuming

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why hasn't anyone made a rimworld or dorf fort but with a zombie apocalypse theme that's good? I want to be able to build a small colony of survivors and go to war with a rival colony over supplies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's the zombieland mod for rimworld, if you pair it with combat extended's ammo system it's quite good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      State of Decay? Never played it but it seems along those lines

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Polish Update
      I hate Poland

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Polish Update
      I hate Poland

      Wait, what, entire build just to add Polish language?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        polish, as in the verb

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, they're going to clean the games toilets?

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sorry, I'm not trans

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hoping to play zombie game with exploration, survival, and combat
    >buy Project Zomboid with a friend
    >we both go in 100% green
    >we frick around for an hour or two
    >never play again, because Project Zomboid is a boring chore simulator with boring crafting and boring inventory and character management

    Was hoping for a 2D DayZ, but got a 2D H1Z1 instead. Pass.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WTF

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >b42 takes forever to release because of a huge crafting overhaul nobody asked for
    >randomly decide to put it on the back burner to finally get b42 out the door
    Epic.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get into PZ from watching amphibian's videos
    >finally get the game and start playing it
    >he stops making PZ videos

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE IS THE FRICKING MIGRATION

    GOD DAMNIT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      deer migration? dont worry, thats coming in b42 which releases very soon!

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where can i find a good map of raven creek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think there's anything better than the pzfans one, so if you're looking for more you may be out of luck.

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Game is set in the 90s
    >They don't have landline telephones in every house

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they also don't have bikes anywhere
      or guns everywhere considering it's kentucky

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bikes
        Mod them in, its a great mod.

        >guns everywhere
        Adjust the sandbox settings then. You do play with custom settings like a normal person right?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >mods
          >sandbox settings
          i pretend neither of these exist so i can tell everyone the game is shit with zero content

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >looting random house
        >enter little girl's room with walls painted pink, white furniture, dolls and all
        >find double barreled shotgun and three boxes of shells in the closet
        Checks out for me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Erm they're on the side of thewall that you cannot see because the game is isometric

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm getting ready for winter myself

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they should completely scrap the moronic crafting part of the update and just fully focus on npcs. this is the end game people want not fricking pottery.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Release craft update
      >Claim they need to improve ai so that it's capable of interacting with it
      >...
      >10 years later release "multiple hats on one character" update instead
      Where you see chaos devs see opportunities

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are full of shit and a small indie dev team will never produce any sort of semi-capable npcs, thats why it's been nearly 15 years. In 10 years when lemmy retires and they will leave the early access you will have static npc with shops that you cant break in with 5 lines of dialogue and a trading window

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >muh crafting needed for future proofing the game when we release NPCs (lol)
    >combat is still left in a shit state
    >will have to stand around and hit each other like morons with no way to target specific body parts or defend ourselves
    >cant shoot exactly where you want, cars will provide no cover to the player as you get shot crouching behind a van

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Behold, our new B42 roadmap featuring animals and revamped fishing system !
    Nice, can't wait to play it guys !
    >months pass
    >Okay guys, we won't have predators for your chickens but don't worry that's coming down the line, maybe in another build. In the meantime please enjoy our new deer migration system (zombie migration ? never heard of that).
    Alright fine I suppose.
    >months pass
    >It has come to our attention that many people playing multiplayer have to play with loot respawn on, therefore here is a crafting table featuring 63 different tech trees and 87916541 recipes to make primitive technology and medieval shit so that you can be self sustainable 5 years into your save ! Now featuring pottery.
    Uh okay.
    >Alright bros, here is the new UI for workstations with a working example of a bottling station, we also added a sick fluid mixing mechanic so you can dilute alcohol with piss. Oh and we're also working on basements and performance improvements.
    Basement and performance improvements are nice but can we move this along guys ?
    >months pass
    >Amazing news guys, we really progressed on the procedural generation of weapons for the crafting update, here is some example with how it's going to work with spears.
    B-bros ? the wildlife update ?
    >months pass
    >"When we set out with B42 our main ambition has been to fill our the crafting potential of the game [...] We've made good progress towards this end but we've realized that aiming to achieve these goals are holding back B42 [...] Though we haven't worked out exactly what will be in the first iteration, there'll still be a lot of new crafting for people to sink their teeth into..."
    >Oh and here's some keyrings
    WHAT THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH YOU AAAAAAAAAA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >revamped fishing system
      i think i hate this more than watching green bar fill up. having to play some shitty minigame every time i want to do some simple task will make me go crazy. at least with green bar, i can fast forward time, but with a minigame i have to do that every single time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't mind as long as being successful at the minigame means a guaranteed fish catch every time. Means I have more time in my in-game day to do other things.

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still no massive multiplayer server with emergent faction gameplay
    Frick NPCs just increase the player limit and encourage actual fricking community.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play EA games.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >in early access for 11 years
    Get absolutely fricked. You'd have to be beyond fricking moronic to actually give this developer any money.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Believable if its a one-man dev army

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't even consider the fist 7 years as the same game, they're just redoing everything to make it not babbies first dev shit

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't anyone get these type of games right? State of Decay got close but then the sequel was shit and killed the franchise.
    The premise is flawed in that open world survival is always boring once you get out the early game struggle

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get past the early game? I keep finding useless stuff and cant find any building tools. Im always missing something. I can never find all the materials needed to start building a base before I die to zombies because Im getting impatient.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Find temporary safehouse and start hoarding items there and watch the skillshow to get fast exp,Then when you are ready go find a permanent base.

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gladly! But before I do,
    >do you still die from a single zombie scratch because antiseptic doesn't exist in Kentucky?
    >does the game still lack suppressors despite being a stealth game?
    >you still can't armor up your car because welding is too hard?

    If answers to any of these is «yes», I'd rather keep playing CDDA.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its like people never heard of mods.Wtf you gaming on a pc if you dont want to use mods.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have no self control, if you give me access to mods or cheats I will ruin the game for myself

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There are great weapon mods where you can get shit like 50cals and miniguns,Also armored schoolbuses and shit.Just download a few you find cool.But i understand when i start modding its hard to stop.

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no npcs
    no win condition
    not playing

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the most realistic 1.0 release date you can think of ? Personally, 2030.

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not interested if you can't try to save your wife anymore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is supposed to make a comeback someday, unless this is going to be one of the many things the devs mentioned but gave up on.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This is supposed to make a comeback someday
        Good.
        But yeah considering it got removed around 10 years ago my hopes aren't very high it will be added back anytime soon.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a bunch of gays.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >TIS releases build 41
      >Says new builds will never take as long
      >Build 42 is on track for the same 3-year schedule
      lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At this point it would be better to just wait for another dev team to make a Zomboid ripoff and watch them finish it before TIS even releases B42.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zed Zone looks like it will soon become a more coherent and enjoyable experience despite having less survival autism features.
      I don't have many hopes for State of Decay 3 since 2 made a lot of changes that I didn't like.
      Sadly those are the only two upcoming games I can think of. 7DTD 1.0 release is bullshit but maybe the feature complete game in 2 years will be worth a new playthrough.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait until they turn monthly mondoid into yearly one

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I should have seen the writing on the wall when it turned into a monthly thing, and with less content.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These could've been mods.

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Project Zomboid is one of those games which I enjoy watching but not playing. I don't like games that feel like a job and nothing else.

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't.

    I have doctors orders to not play Early Access games anymore.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like this game alot but I got to good at it. I can survive very consistently to the point that if I can make it past the first 3 days or so I can comfortably say I could live forever. Most of the base game ways to make it harder are more of a make the game more tedious. I wish there were more end game goals. I cleared rosewood with respawns off recently and ended the run there. Are there any mods that more for "end" game you know for something to do once your on month like 3+.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I guess the question is, what do you want to spend your time in game doing?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like the looting and exploring aspects but this is hampered alot of the time by alot of places having nothing good. I also enjoy collecting or repairing things. I once found one of the rare sports car and made a small habit of checking for parts to restore it. And to a lesser extent building. I built a custom garage for my sports car. The looting part is the oddest one since alot of the mods that add items particularity good ones the items are spread everywhere and not really rare. Like the many gun mods. Heck I feel like the rarest base game gun the assault rifle is rarer than any OP item ive tried in a mod.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Have you tried Authentic Z? Not only adds a bunch of different clothing and outfit sets, it also puts them on zombies and you can find 'zombie hit lists' with all the different special zombies on and check them off when you kill them. It's like a where's waldo but with more flesh eating.
          (In fact I'm pretty sure there IS a waldo outfit in there)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I can survive very consistently to the point that if I can make it past the first 3 days or so I can comfortably say I could live forever.
      this is exactly why this game desperately needs friendly and hostile npcs. shame superb survivors is just a hack job and not real npcs.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What would real NPCs be to you? Don't the superb survivors do all the regular stuff like need food, drink, etc?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          something that doesnt either stand around letting themselves get put in the ground or instantly nuke you from the edge of your screen. not to mention the "pathfinding" superb survivors use and in general how they act. theyre more like ants rather than pretend people.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My follow-up question would be: based on the current state of the game, do you think that the devs are capable of making NPCs that work like that?

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >90% of the unique food items rots away in a month after you start the game
    There is no end game at all. You can survive off berries in the woods for 200 years

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