I would pay $1000 for a timer that tells me how long I have until my parents get home from shit. I never know how long I have to sober up and I think they know I’m on drugs
Dude just do drugs whenever who cares, you're an adult they can't do shit. They're not gonna seriously kick you out they just say that shit. They love you unconditionally so use that to your advantage fellow junkiebro.
3 years ago
Anonymous
That’s reassuring but I’m gonna try to quit the shit. Found out the other day my dealer has been giving me the “white guy” price for years and I got laughed at by a gaggle of nogs
3 years ago
Anonymous
>Found out the other day my dealer has been giving me the “white guy” price
do americans really?
3 years ago
Anonymous
Eh I live in Alabama. Weed will never be legal here
3 years ago
Anonymous
>"white guy" price
What the frick
3 years ago
Anonymous
just wait until you find out you have been paying the "moron" price too
3 years ago
Anonymous
that's just the regular price
3 years ago
Anonymous
>Found out the other day my dealer has been giving me the “white guy” price for years and I got laughed at by a gaggle of nogs
Report him to the police then lol
3 years ago
Anonymous
>just put your families lives in danger bro
3 years ago
Anonymous
Lmao
3 years ago
Anonymous
How much did you pay?
3 years ago
Anonymous
40 for 2.5 grams. He said it was a deal because it’s usually 50. I’ve been getting that “deal” for around 4 years now. The dude who was laughing at me said I shouldn’t pay more than 25 for that
>playing csgo >comp match, close to finally ranking up >dad gets home and knocks on my door >asks if he can talk with me >I tell him to frick off, I'm playing with my friends >he says its really important >yell at him to frick off again >continue ignoring him >finish my match >go out to ask him what he needed >whole family is sitting there crying >my grandma had suddenly and unexpectedly passed away I also lost the game of cs
I had a friend in school that would legitimately yell at his mom to frick off when she would come try to give us drinks and pizza and shit in his room and even pushed her out of the room once. Absolute madlad
>he says it's really important but won't tell you what it is in summary
then it evidently wasn't that important
how fricking hard is it to say "grandma's dying, right now"
not your fault
you guys have dads?
I used to.
Mine left on my first day of kindergarten
I would pay $1000 for a timer that tells me how long I have until my parents get home from shit. I never know how long I have to sober up and I think they know I’m on drugs
It's called a clock. Your parents have schedules, learn them, kid.
They aren’t on a schedule when they “go out to eat” dumbass
Christ how long do you do drugs and try to sober up while they eat and come back home?
As long as I can
Dude just do drugs whenever who cares, you're an adult they can't do shit. They're not gonna seriously kick you out they just say that shit. They love you unconditionally so use that to your advantage fellow junkiebro.
That’s reassuring but I’m gonna try to quit the shit. Found out the other day my dealer has been giving me the “white guy” price for years and I got laughed at by a gaggle of nogs
>Found out the other day my dealer has been giving me the “white guy” price
do americans really?
Eh I live in Alabama. Weed will never be legal here
>"white guy" price
What the frick
just wait until you find out you have been paying the "moron" price too
that's just the regular price
>Found out the other day my dealer has been giving me the “white guy” price for years and I got laughed at by a gaggle of nogs
Report him to the police then lol
>just put your families lives in danger bro
Lmao
How much did you pay?
40 for 2.5 grams. He said it was a deal because it’s usually 50. I’ve been getting that “deal” for around 4 years now. The dude who was laughing at me said I shouldn’t pay more than 25 for that
*dad comes in*
>did you do you're homework?
>y-yes dad...
>show me.
What do bros? I didn't actually do my homework I was just playing vidya :^~~*
show last week's homework
Say your homework was just reading.
maybe don't lie, unless you want him to accuse you of lying and beat you when you were actually telling the truth because he can't trust you
>play videogame
>hear dad's cum hit home
>play video game
>hear dad come in my ass
bros..
>drawn on eyebrows
>Mom
>Lol
I hate boomers that do this
Everything seems so serious and grim without an lol in it though
fricking brutal
kek
>play video game
>hear sister come home
>playing csgo
>comp match, close to finally ranking up
>dad gets home and knocks on my door
>asks if he can talk with me
>I tell him to frick off, I'm playing with my friends
>he says its really important
>yell at him to frick off again
>continue ignoring him
>finish my match
>go out to ask him what he needed
>whole family is sitting there crying
>my grandma had suddenly and unexpectedly passed away
I also lost the game of cs
I had a friend in school that would legitimately yell at his mom to frick off when she would come try to give us drinks and pizza and shit in his room and even pushed her out of the room once. Absolute madlad
that's what happens when you dont beat your kids
if I had a son like that I'd frick his shit up
a skinnyfat NEET made this post
Who tells their dad to frick off? Either this is bait or you're moronic.
>he says it's really important but won't tell you what it is in summary
then it evidently wasn't that important
how fricking hard is it to say "grandma's dying, right now"
not your fault
It is his fault. Anon could have saved grandma if he didn't play CSGO all the time
>play some online game late at night
>hear mom wake up
>she hits the circuit breaker
thats rough buddy
>YOU CAN'T JUST RAPE ME DAD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
>emotional climax of game
>wife walks in and mimicks characters
How do I explain to my dad I don’t like Fortnite or Call of Duty without sounding like a we live in a society incel
Why would your father even care about vidya?
He drives a schoolbus and the kids talk about them
"Dad, I don't like Fortnite and Call of Duty."
"Son you are an incel."
see not that easy huh?
Then I guess your problem is not not liking Fortnite and Call of Duty but being an incel.
>fapping to gay furry
>dad comes home
>joins me
>dad calls someone on tv a Karen
>catches me off guard but I’m kinda impressed
>say ok boomer back to him
>he didn’t get it
>I'm not a zoomer. I'm 21.
>playing ps2
>dadcomes home
>I run downstairs to greet him.
>wake up
I miss him so much bros...
>play video game
>hear dad come home
>take off my pants like a good boy
>dad inseminates me
>get back to enjoying my video game with a huge smile
I had a plastic box I shoved in among a ton of trash that I'd hide in when that happened.