>play video game

>play video game
>hear dad come home

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you guys have dads?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I used to.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mine left on my first day of kindergarten

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would pay $1000 for a timer that tells me how long I have until my parents get home from shit. I never know how long I have to sober up and I think they know I’m on drugs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's called a clock. Your parents have schedules, learn them, kid.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They aren’t on a schedule when they “go out to eat” dumbass

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Christ how long do you do drugs and try to sober up while they eat and come back home?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            As long as I can

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Dude just do drugs whenever who cares, you're an adult they can't do shit. They're not gonna seriously kick you out they just say that shit. They love you unconditionally so use that to your advantage fellow junkiebro.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That’s reassuring but I’m gonna try to quit the shit. Found out the other day my dealer has been giving me the “white guy” price for years and I got laughed at by a gaggle of nogs

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Found out the other day my dealer has been giving me the “white guy” price
                do americans really?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Eh I live in Alabama. Weed will never be legal here

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >"white guy" price
                What the frick

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                just wait until you find out you have been paying the "moron" price too

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                that's just the regular price

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Found out the other day my dealer has been giving me the “white guy” price for years and I got laughed at by a gaggle of nogs
                Report him to the police then lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >just put your families lives in danger bro

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How much did you pay?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                40 for 2.5 grams. He said it was a deal because it’s usually 50. I’ve been getting that “deal” for around 4 years now. The dude who was laughing at me said I shouldn’t pay more than 25 for that

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *dad comes in*
    >did you do you're homework?
    >y-yes dad...
    >show me.
    What do bros? I didn't actually do my homework I was just playing vidya :^~~*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      show last week's homework

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Say your homework was just reading.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      maybe don't lie, unless you want him to accuse you of lying and beat you when you were actually telling the truth because he can't trust you

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >play videogame
    >hear dad's cum hit home

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >play video game
    >hear dad come in my ass

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bros..

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >drawn on eyebrows

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Mom
      >Lol
      I hate boomers that do this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Everything seems so serious and grim without an lol in it though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fricking brutal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >play video game
    >hear sister come home

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >playing csgo
    >comp match, close to finally ranking up
    >dad gets home and knocks on my door
    >asks if he can talk with me
    >I tell him to frick off, I'm playing with my friends
    >he says its really important
    >yell at him to frick off again
    >continue ignoring him
    >finish my match
    >go out to ask him what he needed
    >whole family is sitting there crying
    >my grandma had suddenly and unexpectedly passed away
    I also lost the game of cs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I had a friend in school that would legitimately yell at his mom to frick off when she would come try to give us drinks and pizza and shit in his room and even pushed her out of the room once. Absolute madlad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that's what happens when you dont beat your kids
        if I had a son like that I'd frick his shit up

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          a skinnyfat NEET made this post

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who tells their dad to frick off? Either this is bait or you're moronic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he says it's really important but won't tell you what it is in summary
      then it evidently wasn't that important
      how fricking hard is it to say "grandma's dying, right now"
      not your fault

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It is his fault. Anon could have saved grandma if he didn't play CSGO all the time

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >play some online game late at night
    >hear mom wake up
    >she hits the circuit breaker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thats rough buddy

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU CAN'T JUST RAPE ME DAD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >emotional climax of game
    >wife walks in and mimicks characters

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do I explain to my dad I don’t like Fortnite or Call of Duty without sounding like a we live in a society incel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would your father even care about vidya?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He drives a schoolbus and the kids talk about them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "Dad, I don't like Fortnite and Call of Duty."

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        "Son you are an incel."
        see not that easy huh?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Then I guess your problem is not not liking Fortnite and Call of Duty but being an incel.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fapping to gay furry
    >dad comes home
    >joins me

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >dad calls someone on tv a Karen
    >catches me off guard but I’m kinda impressed
    >say ok boomer back to him
    >he didn’t get it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm not a zoomer. I'm 21.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >playing ps2
    >dadcomes home
    >I run downstairs to greet him.
    >wake up

    I miss him so much bros...

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >play video game
    >hear dad come home
    >take off my pants like a good boy
    >dad inseminates me
    >get back to enjoying my video game with a huge smile

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had a plastic box I shoved in among a ton of trash that I'd hide in when that happened.

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