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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    can't you buy a switch lite for less than this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What is this? An alarm clock?

      does it even has good games?
      Also is anyone working on an emulator?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is this? An alarm clock?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Inflation isn’t real

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lol I thought this was handheld size, that thing is fricking massive

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    does it even has good games?
    Also is anyone working on an emulator?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's an official emulator

      lol I thought this was handheld size, that thing is fricking massive

      It's a dock

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >official emulator
        lol
        what the frick is the point of the hardware, then?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Since 1999, Panic makes Mac software

    Of course.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what has more games, this shit or the ps5

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this probably since the PS5 has maybe 3 games while everything here is exclusive to it

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't you get one? Didn't you see how hip their trailer was?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >portland
      That explains it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      THERE'S NO BLACKLIGHT???

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody who buys this is a definitive moron and thats all they'll be their entire life. I cannot imagine the moronic Black person cattle whose money is burning such a hole in their pocket that they have to purchase this shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its $200. You spend that much on coffee every month.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's not real, you dweebs. It's a very elaborate joke, like during April Fools, when Newegg would put up listings for fake, ridiculous things like "unicorn meat" or something. After you try buying it, they just send you an email that says "lol, we got you!" or whatever.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    but dude it has a crank

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Can choose to buy a 3DS
    >Can choose to buy a Vita
    >Can choose to buy a Switch
    >Can choose to buy a Deck

    What's the market segment for this thing?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Rich (now unemployed) tech workers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The dumbest cattle you can imagine who purchase things solely for vanity purposes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know where you live but I'm not paying 300€ for a used 3DS

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i love to crank the knob on a playdate

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point of the dock?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    any group 5 bros around? surely they'll shipa it soon r-right...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Have you really been waiting for almost a fricking year for this shit?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes I really bought that shit

        Why yes, totally real human. I have also preordered the playdate. Why don't we celebrate our purchases by defecating inside of a toilet and not on the street, which us totally real humans would never do.

        Do not buy that shit, if possible I will help Ganker pirate the games

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why yes, totally real human. I have also preordered the playdate. Why don't we celebrate our purchases by defecating inside of a toilet and not on the street, which us totally real humans would never do.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They only added a way to download games directly 3 fricking days ago?
    This is a disaster, it's like if raspberry pi was advertising itself to normalgays.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    their estimate for group 5 is "Summer/Fall 2023"
    abuse welcome

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm trans.

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