>playing monster hunter
>hunting a barioth
>out of nowhere another large monster shows up and they proceed to fight eachother
What other games let animals fight eachother?
>playing monster hunter. >hunting a barioth
>playing monster hunter
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Probably all of them
gorilla dies first
Please don't make off topic posts in my thread, thank you.
A black man made this image.
Don't ask me how I know this
Was it you?
>Don't ask me how I know this
The bad grammar and juvenile scenario?
Is it because you made it?
is it because who is singular when it should be plural?
the snake would win, it only needs 1 bite on each of them and the poison will kill them
That's a constrictor, dumbass. It's not poisonous.
It's not poisonous either
Should have specced better
the gorilla would rip the snake apart and strangle/headcrush the other two, don't forget, he has thumbs!
A gorilla can lift far more than a bear weighs. He'll throw the bear into the bars of the cage with enough force to break him in pieces.
Gorilla's are hunted by leopards.
it's not a lifting competition
The bear would just decapitate the gorilla with one swipe when he goes in for a grab
They do it to meese all the time
My bad. Mice
luv me some Brian
What's the plural of moose? Messe? Mice? Deja vu.
Gorillas and bears are natural friends, thats why you never see them fight in the wild.
Gorillas are too stupid to use their arms for fighting. They just climb trees with them. When they fight leopards the leopard wins
Gorilla skin is unfortunately easy to rupture, even though gorillas are really powerful, sharp claws from even weaker animals will damage them immensly.
Bears on the other hand have very tough skin and insane stamina
Gorillas have fucking fingers and cuck nails.
Oh God, ABORT. ABORT.
Gorillafags always assume the gorilla has the intelligence to use his strength to pull off fucking WWE moves on the other animals and isn't just gonna get BTFO by the predator with knives for fingertips
Gorillas are very smart, smart enough to learn sign language. They are the deadly combination of INT STR and END
So what do bearfags have? DEX (lol) and...
>smart enough to learn sign language
lol, you mean smart enough to know how to make their hands into the right shapes so they get rewarded with food
Yeah they're do smart they constantly get BTFO by leopards which are 2 times smaller. Gorillafags are the hipsters of these threads.
bears are con builds
gorilla can't do enough DPS to win the battle of attrition
depends on the kind of gorilla. If it's just this meek captive gorilla who spent his whole life getting cuddled by white women zoo keepers, then he has no chance.
If it's a wild gorilla constantly fighting and beating up other gorillas to maintain dominance then that's a different story.
I would shit myself and die of a heart attack before it even reached me.
If what I heard about bears and faking death is true, then that might be the smartest move.
He caused the bite of '87
only works for some bears
some bears enjoy eating corpses
Bearmorons need to fuck off.
This is a hairless brown bear as one in OP.
Half of their size is made by their hairy coat.
>if you remove their armor and weight, they lose
bro wut the one in the OP is a Grizzly
What is it you don't understand by reviewed and recorded proof of brown bears crushing lion skulls?
that's a yearling black bear. brown/grizzly bears have a large hump of muscle on their back near the base of the neck for digging and flipping boulders. the grizzly will dominate the cage in this case. they take down bull moose when they want to, a lion is nothing. pic rel is a grizzle paw. imagine that slashing at you with enough force to lift a 2000 lbs moose
forgot the pic of the instrument of death. this thing is the apex land predator on earth, barring maybe an enormous tiger or a polar bear
>Apex land predator
>Forgot about European Badgers
>Not even carnivorous, still alpha predator.
>Only beaten in kill % by praying Mantis.
Gorilla wins 100% of the time
>vs lions: chokeholds it and twists its neck, bites his neck, breaks its arms and hind legs, grabs its tail to ensure full control of it and mauls it from then on
>vs bears: tough battle but still manageable, can climb trees and use that advantage to elbow drop on the bear's head, can use its opposable thumbs to gouge the bear's eyes out, can also chokehold it and suffocate it
>vs snake: kek literally just grabs the back end and flings at around until it dies from the concussions, the gorilla's advanced mammal brain of about mean 50IQ can even tell it to use the snake as a weapon and whip its adversaries with it
In the end, the animal that's practically human in intellect but has more strength than any of the others combined wins, this is simple logic.
>and use that advantage to elbow drop on the bear's head, can use its opposable thumbs to gouge the bear's eyes out, can also chokehold it and suffocate it
It will do none of these things, it will simply swing wildly because it is a gorilla. A gorilla is not going to fucking chokehold anything, they do not have "practically human intellect", they are barely smarter than bears who have proven to have complex problem solving skills (that they need none of to win this fight because they weigh 700 lbs, bite at 1000psi and can swing their gigantic knife-hands with upwards of 700lbs of force. Gorillas are cool but they are not winning against a grizzly bear.
Also, bears can climb trees you fucking retard, the gorilla can't even escape if it wanted to.
Gorillas are scared as fuck of shit like bears and wild cats.
That's literally not what they'd do
they don't fight and start drinking tea
What do they discuss?
Seeing as it's a lion I'll take the Brown bear. Gorillas get btfo by leopards and Brown bears have like a 4/10 chance of beating siberian tigers so a lion should be atleast a 6/10.
It's a grizzly, you retards. It wins.
>gorilla weighs 300lbs
>lion weighs 400lbs
>grizzly weighs 800-1000lbs
Grizzlies are brown bears, genius.
I refuse to call them that. Literally nobody in my life has called a grizzly a brown bear in Canada, and we grew up around them.
tigers are much stronger and braver than lions. Lions are cowards and get shit on by leopard in fights and flee from most aggressive animals.
>Lions are cowards
You can also just watch lions fighting leopards/tigers/bears on youtube. I've watched way too many FEMALE tigers and jaguars leopards wreck male lions even in 2v1 situations. The lions always flee the fight before it starts or after a couple entanglements. And the male tigers ALWAYS win there is not a single instance in history of a lion beating a tiger or a bear. It's incredible. Even if in zoo when you put lions in a cage next to a jaguar the lions live in fear of the jag and stay silent.
Basically Solitary animals are built different
What is this tiger cope.
>jaguars beating lion
Anyway, the only modern report of Lions vs Tigers in capitivity (barring freak zoo animals from malnourished animals) comes from Clyde Betty, a renowned conservationist who housed them both and everytime the Lion claimed dominance in any cage it was placed in. Lions entire instinct is competing against other Lions for dominance/territory over the pride. That's literally all they know, whereas tigers/leopards rarely encounter other big cats in the wild and mostly avoid each other.
And before you call me a Lionfag, I think in a fight to the death, a Tiger SHOULD win. It's simply bigger, but for the same reason a human can fuck up Cougars at times, most other big cats (literally BESIDES lions) care about "muh dominance" or any of that shit as they are just trying to survive. So they would likely avoid conflict.
Agreed. Siberian Tigers mog all terrestial animals except for maybe Polar/Kodiak bears.
>brown bear beating a tiger
>when it loses to fucking Wolverines
Nah, tiger wins.
Wolverines are the exception. They are hell made flesh.
We don't need to argue about this as a guy already did in this video
Not the point of the video itself but he mentions that regular brown bears beat Siberian Tigers 3-4/10 times when compiling all the known encounters. Knowing how much bigger a Kodiak is I think this number would be closer to 5/10.
Well that's just not fair. How the fuck are you supposed to compete with manlet rage?
Oh man I forgot about Honey Badgers and Wolverines. Those motherfuckers are vicious and don't care if they die in a fight when tried
in a fight to the death they dont lose to wolverines, animals are smart enough to know when to fight and when not to.
i remember hearing something about a tiger escaping its enclosure then headed straight to the lions and killed one with one swipe
Sounds like bullshit. Male lions fight each other.
Male lions can be perfectly "friendly" with each other, but they don't share females.
That's the point of the confederacy. The males don't interfere with each other's harems.
And what happens if a lion tries to fuck another's harem?
>the neck popping into frame before everything else
>the terrified look on the woman's face
kek needs some music
take the audio from this lel
He just wants to be friends
Male lions form a "lion confederacy" and agree only to attack newcomers. It's why you're safer with a pet male lion than with a female.
WoW in some regions
Also, it's been scientifically proven that the bear mogs both the lion and the gorill, and that constrictor is not strong enough to wrap a bear.
the snake would just slip through the bars
it just slithers out between the bars of the cage
Goddamn alchemists creating killer abominations
Too complicated. Make a chicken man sized then give it snake features and it'd probably win.
He's making a vtuber reference.
>it's now a vtuber reference to do a joke brian regan did 12 years ago
Holy fuck I'm filled with incomprehensible rage and disgust
Always the bear
>Hollywood prospectors would pit bears against a bunch of other animals
And we all know what group of people founded Hollywood
the bear, easily
Thats gonna be one fat fucking snake.
Lions > Bear > Anaconda > Gorilla > Lion
Gorillas and lone Lions are pussies.
A brown bear would kill even a pride of lionesses. Lions mog lioness HARD and Bears mog lions HARD.
Enough of this meme. While it's true that the females do most of the hunting, the males are stronger than the females and protect the pride from rival males that want to kill him and the cubs.
Point is that you will see more lioness than lion.
>Who's coming out alive?
The snake, because it can actually fit through the bars.
Yeah, but it can't spit bars like the Gorilla, can it?
I feel like the bear would win. They're bruisers
Lions are ambush predators. Gorillas don't have sharps. Anaconda can't kill things it can't wrap around.
>Anaconda can't kill things it can't wrap around.
That won't be a problem when everyone else is stupid enough to fuck with it.
Which monhun game were you playing? I wanna get into the franchise but I don't know where to start
Play World, it's the most new player / solo friendly one
Why don't we see more animal fights like these?
I get it's not legal in most places but just go to some place where it is and put these gays in a fucking arena and let them battle it out
Because predators like those generally don't fight if they get placed in an unfamiliar environment with unfamiliar things
i heard they do that at zoos in denmark
They might, but it would have to be completely secret invite-only shit. If the public found out the country might get fucking invaded for it
It's a hell of a lot easier to do this with bugs than megafauna.
wtf is that real
>look an angel!
Ursed bros.. our response
>accidentally pressing 'taunt'
Snake dies first, not just because it's the weakest (when not constricting), but because most animals have an innate aggression/fear of snakes, so the other three will probably target it first.
Gorilla goes next, it's the most passive of the remaining three and intelligence can only get you so far when you're trapped in a cage with a lion and a grizzly bear.
Lion is the last to fall, it's a deadly predator but its only real protection is its mane, while the bear is basically covered from head to toe in dense fur to protect itself from tooth and claw (on top of just being the larger and more physically powerful of the two).
The bear might be a little scratched up at the end but is still the clear victor.
The snake dies first because it can't fucking do anything lmao. Constriction only works on animals that don't have claws for really obvious reasons.
God created these animals to roam the garden. They only became violent once the covenant was broken. The fact that you people think they should fight is demonic
Lions and bears are carnivorous.
>who coming out alive?
trick question, I put them in there so I'm in there with them and will fuck the ass of each till it they die of internal trauma
>The fact that you people think they should fight is demonic
Try telling that to the "God put the animals on here for man's use which somehow means we can use them for bloodsport (the fighting kind)" crowd.
They'd call you one of three things:
- a pagan
- a woke libtard
- an emasculated feminine male
>solos them all
Why did nature make something so deadly look so cute?
Probably wouldn’t think it looked cute if you saw it in real life, they’re fucking massive
I could take them
Those poor souls have no idea what they'd be getting themselves into.
Depends on whether the man is allowed to use the environment and makeshift tools they might find laying around
If it's a 1v1 on an enclosed arena with nothing else in it then yeah
>whether the man is allowed to use the environment and makeshift tools they might find laying around
Unless there's a gun lying around absolutely nothing you can find will help you win against a chimp, even if you were in a medieval museum.
only if you are weak, a weightlifter or a heavyweight fighter is stronger than chimp.
chimps are only 1.5 stronger than humans by weight and they are smaller than humans
It's their bite that makes them deadly anon. They will chew your fingers. A human with a spear solos though
just pick up a chimp and smash the spine in the ground they are actual fit manlets you might lose fingers but the nigglet is dead, chimps weight around the same as women
A chimpanzee can and will rip Gigachad's arm off.
>The 6% of women who think they can beat a bear
Where are they?
I want them to breed me.
I have never been more erect
Bears can be docile though, or rather, gain respect towards specific humans.
More like they're retarded and don't understand balance the same way a human would.
>that arm injure
not worth it
>he doesn't want a cool scar
Isn't that from getting hit by lightning?
Yes but apparently they don't last more than a few weeks. Not so much a scar but a bruise.
I'm not much into tattoos, but I'd consider getting that shit tattoo'd
Yeah but I don't have an animal attack scar folder
>bear with cubs
>dumb bitch didn't get her face ripped off
only bitch here is you, if you aren't willing to protect your pets or family at a moments notice then you're a genetic dead end
You really want the hear me roar nomen to breed you?
if you give me a pointy stick and an unreasonable amount of alcohol I could try anything but the elephant
200 years ago: give me a smoothbore chambered for half pound balls of lead and an unreasonable amount of opium and I'll take the elephant, and your country too.
>at least 17 people believe they can fist fight an elephant
>8 of them are women
That's why USA is number 1
You europoors are all pussies
I'm not american, I'm just fit and confident in my fighting ability.
I'm not even saying I'll walk out of the arena unscathed, just that I could kill an animal before it killed me.
NTA but you're retarded if you think you could take down an average chimpanzee without some sort of weapon.
I specified that I could maybe kill a small one in my post.
I'm also assuming this is an arena deathmatch and that one of us has to die for the other to leave giving me no chance of retreat, obviously if I was just randomly ambushed by a chimp I'd fucking run.
>less than 20% think they can take it
What the fuck is wrong with Americans?
A chimpanzee will literally pull your arms off while a kangaroo is basically a retarded bipedal sheep, yet you think you've got a better chance against a superior ape.
>B-b-but they can kick!
Then don't let it kick you, dumbass.
Have you ever seen kangaroos move in close quarters? They have a turning circle like a sedan.
Seriously, if you lose a fight with a kangaroo, you deserve to give back your country to its respective native population.
I'll continue to enjoy my hard earned sunburnt land.
Also, while we're here.
How the fuck is an eagle going to kill an adult fucking male?
You just going to whine about how capitalism means billionaires don't pay taxes while it eats your eyes?
Literally what the fuck is an eagle going to do to you in a deathmatch?
Hey, we don't have kangaroos here. Our knowledge of them comes from very reliable second hand sources though
That's a big mouse.
Based. Kangaroos kill through drowning and tearing with their legs after a grab. Their arms are what you need to watch out for, and if you stay out of their reach then the advantage is yours.
>don't even have one foot on upside down soil yet
>immediately assaulted by the wildlife
how do you do it ausbros
>Australia Park III
A fully grown, male, red kangaroo would fuck you up.
Peak 96 STR 4 DEX build
You're cruisin for a bruisin m8
anyone got the webm where the guy punches a kangaroo that took his dog hostage?
>24% of men think they'd lose a fight with a rat
I think the explanation for both is that people interpreted the question differently.
So you have
>24% of men aren't sure if they could catch and kill a rat, if they encountered one, before it ran away.
>8% of men can imagine at least one possible scenario where they could win against an elephant, either with tools, preparation or sheer dumb luck
It says unarmed right there
>8-9 people think they could beat in a fight a fucking Elephant
>an elephant weight between 2.2 tones and 5 tones (5000-11000 pounds)
>the elephant trunk can lift up to 350 KG (750 lb)
hahaha, this shit was made in US right ? not a sane human would be like, "yeah, i could beat an elephant in a fist fight"
you can defeat an elephant using the power of a syringe full of psychedelic shrooms
It's the morons responding to the survey. morons are too stupid for their answers to make sense
How do these people think they can win a fist fight against an fucking elephant
Step 1: Be American
Step 2: Bite the elephant
Step 3: Wait for the lack of socialised dental care to take down the elephant for you.
>stand in front of environmental hazard
>dodge at the last second
I've stomped a rat to death but that's the only experience I have. I'm eagerly looking forward to the day when a goose starts some shit. Like seriously can't fucking wait.
I had mice in my old apartment and they were fucking retarded.
I'd casually walk them into the bathroom. wait for them to corner themselves, pick 'em up, break their neck and flush them down the toilet.
My wife HATED it and disagreed that it was far more humane than poison....
Right up until she found a nest of decayed rats that had taken the baits she insisted we get.
Couldn't you just get a cat?
>have hollow bones and long neck
>attack by extending neck and being angry
>source engine ragdoll sounds
Why are women so goddamn scared of GEESE? I have never met a woman who wasn't terrified of them
Probably confusing them with swans. Geese are bros. Swans are dicks
geese get the rope too. Fuckers keep shitting on my athletic space and hiss like they're hot shit when you shoo them away.
In your ass? Yeah I'm sure of that too anon
>Rat to large dog
Easy but I'm probably getting bit, call it a draw.
Maybe a small one, I'm 100% going to have serious disfigurements if I do win.
Probably doable, depends on if this is strictly bare hands or if I can grab a rock to bash it's head in once I've got it restrained.
If I know what I'm walking into maybe, I'm fucked if it's a suprise attack.
>Lion, Grizzly, Gorilla
Maybe if they choke to death on one of my severed limbs
If you're not confident (IN A FIGHT TO THE DEATH) in your ability to fuck everything up from Crocodile and below. Then you're a pussy
>B-B-BUT MUH CHIMPS CAN LIKE, BENCH 50 TONS SCHIENTIFICALLY ACKTHUALLY
Fuck off. I would rip that little midgets throat out and beat the fuck out of a chimp. A wolf too, literally just wrap my arms around them and gouge their eyes out. Only reason i'm not including a Crocodile is I don't know the terrain. On land i'll Steve Irwin jump on its back and just start fucking ripping its out and punch the FUCK out of it.
>All that shit
You can't even stop Jamal from fucking your wife, much less a superior chimp
The fuck is a 50kg 2ft2 chimp gonna do to me when I double leg it to the ground and start pounding on its face. Joe Rogan has made normies think these little oversized macaos are anything but more /gif/ torture porn bait for me and my huey frens.
Now go ahead and post some story of a chimp ravaging some 40 year old Karen like I give a fuck. I would fucking DEMOLISH a chimp
This kid has no idea what he's getting himself into.
Pathetic humans underestimating their strength because they saw some nerdy science documentary.
Put me and a chimp in the cage, no rules. And i'll leave with x20 webms of me putting hot sauce in its pinned open eyes and spamming it on /gif/
the average chimp has a grip strength of 200kg, which is more than the world record for humans
what's your grip strength?
Meme stat, post one deadlifting 800lbs
post you deadlifting 800lbs
Chimps go for the eyes and balls, they do not play fair if they feel threatened. If a chimpanzee grabs your dick and pulls with 200kg of grip strength it is going to rip it straight off and then it will continue ripping parts off and eating your face until you stop moving.
So can I, I can also use a gun. Now what gay
Not at the gym, but my one rep max is 874 KG (two trucks)
meme exercise for the vegans of fitness. Boulderbitches
>He doesn't do grip exercises
Absolutely based. If God didn't want us to pummel his other creations he wouldn't have granted us power without peer.
based post, let the weaklings covered in modern luxuries seethe, for they fear the power of the human.
I’d give up a months salary to watch you fight a chimp.
$250 bucks in benefits wouldn't be enough you moron
>talks a big game
>gets offered thousands of dollars to back it up
>back-peddles like a coward
Forget the fight, now I hope a chimp escapes a zoo ambushes you
go ahead and try it, punk
you have never been in a fight with another human let alone an animal. youd get fucking destroyed by a chimp. not because humans are inferior but because you are
I've literally NEVER lost a street fight bub. Try me
This chart means literally nothing, just that people have no idea how weak they are and how strong animals are. Sorta like how people think pullups are easy until they try them.
rat - easy
house cat - easy
goose - easiest (why isn’t this last place?)
medium dog - yes (I’ll be sad though)
eagle - yes (but it may cause real damage)
large dog - probably yes (unless it’s an Argentino or something)
Cobra - easy (free belt)
Chimp - no way
Kangaroo - this is probably the closest matchup on the list. I see it going 50/50
Wolf - nope
Croc - I’d have to get as lucky as the eagle got with me
past here I’ll just pray for a quick death<<<
Gorilla - nope
Elephant - nope
Lion - nope
Grizzly - lmao
the cobras a guaranteed draw at worst
once you get bite once you went as well just go fucking ape on it
is a single wolf that dangerous? at least compared to a large attack dog?
wolf AI is easy to exploit, just let them bite your forearm or something and then punch and kick the shit out of them
add a tool, like spear and that list suddenly become much easier. And its only fair, we spent evolution points for INT, its fair we make use of it.
How the fuck is the cobra a draw you absolute fucking gays
>wear 3 layers of jackets
Also would absolute MOG a chimp or wolf. Easy
While you're shitposting online, the bear is training.
>getting you belly punched while you're hanging
That's good way to get hernia.
>Anybody, on goddess Gaia's green Earth, beating a Grizzly Bear, let alone the other top 5 crazy picks, unarmed
Have goombas always looked so smooth and shiny or am I just retarded?
No eyebrows, its just an edit of this
Very well, carry on.
youre fucked if unarmed on anything bigger than medium dog unless you get a really lucky grab on the cobra or eagle
People being more afraid of the Kangaroo than the Chimp are retarded. Medium and large dog you just have to accept that they are going to maul you a bit and you should be able to choke the fuckers. King Cobra is pretty bad, because you gotta stomp their fucking head in one go you get bit and probably die.
After that it's pretty bad, thought. You could maybe take a Kangaroo, though.
Hmmm its a toss up between the lion or the bear, the snake will face whoever else is left alive but die instantly.
>Hmmm its a toss up between the lion or the bear
It's not. Brown bears crush lions. It's Siberian Tigers that give them problems.
lions aren't significantly weaker than siberian tigers. the bear would have an advantage but i'd give 40% odds to the lion
You don't need to argue this. People already tested this in the 1800s. Bears beat lions everytime.
That was before they realized female lions are more aggressive. Male lions mostly try to get everything from presence alone.
Lioness are probably the weakest big cat. Social and heavilty reliant on others.
They attack in packs, like tigers. But Tigers can survive by themselves by attacking weak links.
Tigers are solitary and don't rely on others though, hence why tigresses are stronger than lioness relatively to males.
>source: my ass
Lions are social creatures and will die in death battles against Tiger and Bears.
it's the other way around, the fact that they are social creatures means they are more likely to fight.
they get into fights to the death with other lions in order to retain control of their territory. on top of this, social animals are more willing to pick fights as a general rule, since if they get injured they can rely on their group to bail them out. an injured grizzly or tiger have no chance of surviving, an injured lion can wait and heal while the lionesses hunt for him.
Snake chills in the shade while the other three giga retards duke it out to the death before succumbing to their wounds.
If it was a cobra it would have been more balanced for the reptile category.
Probably the bear. Lions are weak as shit, apes are intelligent enough to get scared fast and not fight full power despite having the highest potential. Bears are big and strong as shit and their fur is like an armor. The only thing that could beat a bear would be a tiger because not only they can hit like a truck with their paws, have one of the most powerful bites but they are also very quick and agile like a cat. There's a reason why tigers are the only non-mythical animal in Asian cultures that is comparable to a dragon.
>Lions are weak as shit
Lions are incredibly strong. Bears just have a massive weight advantage.
>shows webm where Lion has mass advantage.
I agree but still
lions are cowards compared to other predators
it's the other way around, lions are incredibly vicious and willing to take fights other predators wouldn't. bears are easily scared off. in the wild a lion would win against a bear 100% of the time by causing to retreat. in a cage the situation is different but either way you're full of shit
>in a cage the situation is different
Yeah, the bear kills the lion 100% of time as proven in the 1800s lmao
Lions are ass compared to the big boy animals that matter
Snake either doesn't fight at all, or dies first. Almost all animals have violent reactions to snakes, but constrictors rarely attempt to take on larger, healthy creatures.
Lion dies first and immediately. Fragile, slow and by far and away the lowest strength of the four. The only reason snake goes first is because lion will likely spend the first few minutes shitting itself and the others will preserve it a moment of dignity.
Bear and Gorilla is a tossup, likely favouring bear.
If gorilla gets genitals, eyes or breaks a jaw - which they do to similar quadrapedal predators - then it's over for bear.
But bear can dismember and is generally more likely to actually fight, versus postulate.
If all of them are wearing gloves, it's gorilla as winner.
If all of them are wearing tight jeans, snake - surprisingly - comes out ahead.
This retard has never see a Gorilla fight
I've literally fought a gorilla wearing jeans myself.
I had a spanner and the gorilla had a choice of broom or trowel (it didn't choose either).
They literally won't fight unless you "ignore their warnings" for a solid 2-3 minutes.
Sure, they've got good odds against a bear, but bears don't really do the whole warning shot thing.
Plus, gorilla's claws aren't really able to accidentally dismember a bear, while the opposite is entirely plausible.
Trust me, I'd actually RATHER bet on the gorilla, fuck bear lovers.
But it's not in the Gorilla's favour unless they've got gloves.
You missunderstand, I agree, a bear would mutilate a Gorilla. Gorillas are hunted by leopards for fucks sake.
And bears are hunted by canadians, what's your point?
The existence of ecological niches and predator/prey relationships is kind of out the window when we're in a cage match between aware and alert participants.
Point is that Gorillas get btfo by weaker cats, making their chances against bigger ones slim.
Bears get morked by eagles and bobcats on the regular.
Silverbacks don't get hunted by tigers, nor do adult bears. Yet tigers are primary predators of both species.
Stop felating the ursa.
Lol okay bro, totally equivalents. Gorillas would definitely not get sliced to pieces by a lion or bear.
>Doubles the weight of bears
>Halves the weight of gorillas
I can think of few creatures less suited to dealing with a gorilla than a lion.
>Brittle bones that often break during rivalry fights
>Actively avoids fair fights, even territorial ones
>Mane designed for neck biting play-fights, not neck breaking gorilla fights.
All your headcanon will never amount to anything when we know Gorillas get btfo'd by cats weighing 1/4 of what they do lmao. A lion would cut a gorilla up and its weak herbivore skin would tear.
>Keeps harping on the same single statistic.
>Literally not a thing that happens to adult gorillas
>Forgets that grizzlies get carried away by fucking birds on the regular.
I just don't see how a Gorilla would defeat a lion when NO records of a Gorilla EVER killing a leopard exists despite their frequent encounters. Only stalemates ot dead apes.
>grizzlies get carried away by birds
what the fuck are you talking about lol. A bear cub yeah, its like 20-40lbs. If theres a bird that can carry an adult, or even juvenile grizzly out there then we have much bigger problems
>bears get morked by eagles and bobcats on the regular
Yeah bear cubs. Youre fucking delusional if you genuinely think an adult brown bear has ever been predated on by an eagle or bobcat, creatures less than a 10th of their size.
Gorillas are social animals, thus fighting seriously goes against their group behaviour. It's more beneficial to them to posture and cow their opponents who are normally other gorillas than kill or maim them.
Bears have no such group social cue system and are solo destroyers who take any threat as immediate and either run or attack, and if this is in a cage, running is off the table.
Same reason lions generally don't fight as well as tigers. Social versus solo behavior.
Why was the gorilla wearing jeans?
Would you have been more worried if it had picked the broom or the trowel?
fit human male with a spear > chimp
Was is it ludo?
Why do people underestimate the gorilla so much? They have massive teeth fangs and are built like a truck.
We don't underestimate them. We just have the knowledge of them being btfo by leopards and thus making the conclusion that they are bad fighters. Herbivores are shit at fighting.
Because a bear is twice or threee times as heavy and weight is the only thing that matters
Not the only thing but it's up there. Siberian Tigers usually defeat Brown bears and they weigh less. Cats are the exception to the rule though and are hyper specialized killing machines with p4p strength for days.
Lions are the exception because they are the biggest bitches among the big cats. It's the other big cats that are so brave and strong.
Because they do not know how to use their strength. They just smash their arms into shit and bite.
this fucking thread again?
Whos the speedster supposed to be in this analogy?
A grizzly bear would absolutely demolish the other 3 so hard it's not even funny.
bear fucking sweeps, not even close
>Khabib vs McGregor
Why do all these threads use the lion when the Tiger and Jaguar can put up a better fight?
Lions have alpha males so people assume that it's deadlier because in a human context alphas are stronger.
Because lions have always been represented as a symbol of strength because of how their social structures work.
I agree that tigers are much better and relentless fighters.
It's the bear. It's always the bear
You got this all wrong. Chimps are not supermen. They will chew your face off but they are terrible at finishing the job. Chimp attacks can last for hours and still have the person survive even grannies. A grown human male can kill people in minutes, SECONDS.
Oh boy, here comes the chimpfag downplaying his main like always.
Elephant vs Bear
i feel like i could kill any animal with my bear hands if i wanted to
Five 6'0 200lbs human males with spears vs African Elephant.
Humans, repeatedly and throughout history. To the point of contributing to the extinction of much larger, stronger elephants.
Why did you completely DQ the reptiles with the shit rep?
>regularly kills large prey
The saltwater crocodile wouldn't do much better against a fucking bear.
Actually it can.
Salties can weigh more than a ton in weight which is heavier than a grizzly bear. Salties kill water buffalo which is a feat single lions can’t do.
Snakes get clapped by wolves, eagles, bears ext. the only crocodillians pythons can take on is anything smaller than a american gator.
It's disadvantaged by the lack of water
>afk for 9 days to get 1 kill
crocs are a meme build
If we're talking about the frequency of kills then house cats are one of the strongest builds.
>killer whales have been found to make the elderly and males distract human hunters while the females and young sneak away
Crazy how smart they are
>house cats are one of the strongest builds.
correct cats are objectively top tier
The snake will just avoid the other three and hide while they fight.
Animals today are all a bunch of vanilla midgets
Bigger bear would solo the dinosaurs
I bet on snek.
always the bear
Snakes are smarter and will wait for prey to kill each other before eating the scraps. The other three are territorial.
But more things fear snakes and will kill it. The snake can just leave too.
Who wins Ganker?
That's a big boy
Tiger wins most of the time.
elephant every time
>struggles against nile crocs
I have some bad news for you
If by struggles you mean simply pulling its nose out of the river and carrying on with its life, sure.
You do know Hippos literally swim and chill next to armies of crocs who don't fuck with it? Google how big a hippo is next to an African Elephant
Elephants are terrified of Hippos.
Why, a Hippo gets flipped over onto its back by an Elephant
Elephant, Polar Bear, hippo, tiger, and crocodile are all banned. Honestly, I'm surprised brown bear is still legal. Fucking bearfags.
I want to FUCK that Hippo
Why yes, my animal is the winner when I ban every animal that beats it!
Hippos have been banned from tournament play.
Elephant by a fucking country mile
The snake lacks a venomous bite, gets ripped apart by the gorilla and clawed to pieces by the other two.
Gorilla is really strong but lacks claws to make use of that strength.
Lion and bear are similar as large clawed bitey predators except that the bear is just way bigger and tougher, bear wins this fight.
Bear beats the tiger most of the time.
Crocodile beats the other two usually, especially in water. Bite and roll is too good.
Elephant just completely fucks any other animal. Its tusks can gore hippos and rhinos and it can just stomp anything fast enough to circle around it.
can't include elephants here they're way too big. only thing that would face down an elephant is an angry goose
Canadian geese are nature's biggest asshole
Snake slithers out
Alright how many of each of them would it take to kill a T-Rex
I say like, at least 200 gorillas
Grizzly > Lion > Gorilla > Anaconda
Polar Bear > Grizzly > Tiger > Lion > Gorilla > Anconda
Me (on pre workout) > Polar Bear > Grizzly > Tiger > Lion > Gorilla > Anaconda
Bison > all
None of them could take a rhino
Big as a hippo
Mad as a manlet
Giant fuck-you horn
>removed in the current edition
What now tard boi
It's a scrub meta
The rhino was clearly trying to get away at first, and they could have just let him the fuck alone.
For INT metafags, humans can sure be stupid.
It's a breeding pen and he was apparently having trouble acclimatising. He probably got extra territorial. The driver was fine though and she walked away with only bruises.
>BUT LIKE DUDE, THEY JUST SEE RED BRO
Damn that's terrifying, but what the fuck were they thinking.
>lions are cowards
where did this meme come from? lions are the most agressive and dominant of the big cats. they sometimes kill tigers in captivity despite being smaller than them. out of all these animals the lions are the most likely to get into a fight to the death with another predator, hell they kill each other routinely. retards ITT have no clue what they're talking about
Are Tigerfurries the most delusional animal fanbase of all time? They unironically think their pussy cats can fend of grizzly bears because they saw a few videos of some shitty tiger fucking up a Sloth/Black bear
>muh bara bears are da strongest!
Tigers hunt brown bears in the wild. they kill them most of the time, sometimes the bear manages to fend them off but it's rare
Where the fuck do bears and tigers cross paths in the wild?
Anon, why do you think they're called Siberian Tigers?
I completely forgot that part of the world exists
Post a single tiger kills a grizzly or polar bear moron
Just stating "brown bear" says fucking nothing you retard
Dafuq? I was just pointing out where they live.
Heard they were talkin shit again. Don't make me grab the belt.
Many mustelids and other animals release an enzyme that prevents them from feeling fear during fight or flight situations. It's an interesting development since fear is normally meant to keep you alive.
Why does he do it
In 1830, a tiger attacked a lion at a menagerie in Turin, Rome. Despite having been caught by surprise, the lion maneuvered the tiger onto its back and clamped fatal jaws on its throat.
In 1911, Frank Bostock gave an account of a lion killing a tiger.
In 1934, a fully grown African lion killed a mature Bengal tiger a short time after these circus animals were unloaded from the train and before trainers could separate them.
In 1937, a vigorous lion and tiger fought in a German zoo, the lion died as a result.
3 June 1949, in Fitchburg when the Biller Brothers circus moved on to its next stop, it left behind the remains of a 1000 pound tiger. The tiger was killed the night before in a savage battle with a lion.
At the South Perth Zoo in 1949, in a three-minute fight between a lion and a tiger, the lion killed the tiger. The fight occurred when the tiger put his head through a connecting slide. The lion caught the tiger by the throat, and, dragging it through the opening, killed it before the keepers arrived.
In 1956, Roman Proske's black maned lion, Achmed jumped onto the back of a tiger though one of the trainers intervened by a fork hitting the lion, the tiger ended up killing the lion by a single bite.
The snake would just lay there much like a pig
Where's the hippo or rhino
Can I offer up a swarm of honey badgers?
>The snake would just lay there much like a pig
>implying pig is weak
A large boar would body the shit out of a lion and a gorilla at the same time. Those tusks aren't for show.
Edit: thank ye for the gold kind stranger
Edit2: RIP my inbox
>don't fight a be-
heard you were talking shit
If we're being real a komodo dragon would kill any of these
wow they're doing mma
Reminder to report all goose mains, 'cause fuck e'm
>new build ruins the meta
A huge body-builder man has more of a chance fighting a lion, a bear, and a huge boa than the weakest, sick with the flu gorilla, so yeah the fucking gorilla wins.
>all the cope in this thread.
That thing is literally made out of retard strength muscle and can tear anything it wants in half with ease, They can lift more than four times their own weight up to 815 kg (1800 lbs) with its hands. A grizzly is 180–360 kg (400–790 lb) fuck you gorilla wins.
They aren't going to do a lifting contest mate
Yeah its a "who gets ripped the most like a tissue under the gorilla's strength" contest
do you think a bodybuilder would beat a boxer or mma fighter in a fight?
Theoretical lifting strength doesn't mean shit in a fight like this. A pissed off male grizzly is 800 pounds of angry fat, muscle, teeth and claws. You could hit one with a car and you'd probably come off worse than the bear. A gorilla doesn't even have any meaningful offensive tools to defend itself against, much less kill a full grown grizzly bear. Punching will do nothing to one and any kind of biting or grappling would put it within murder range.
The only thing the bear has going on is that it can cut, the gorilla can easily break all it's bones and if it breaks just a couple in one swing that bear is down and out. I guess the question is, can the bear cut the gorillar fast enough before it breaks all it's bones? The fight is stacked against the bear.
Have you seen a Gorilla's teeth? Their bite would hurt as much as a Bear's.
>punch bear's nose
nothing personal, griz-cuck
bears get their noses hit all the time when they're fighting each other what makes you think your puny swat will faze it
Took her 10 seconds to realize that she should probably use the big end
>Gets offered help out
>Drags him in instead
I think the only real question is grizzly vs polar bear.
>Snake, remember the basics of CQC
What they thought it would happen
They had some raincoats on, anon, they knew they were in the spash zone
If they'e in a cage, wouldn't the snake be able to slither out between the bars?
I can't stop watching this...
>tfw your job has you unclog constipated elephant assholes
Being a zoo keeper is rough
None. The last one would die from the wounds.
It's been proven countless times that a grizzly bear would absolutely wreck a silverback gorilla. A lion or anaconda wouldn't fair much better, so the bear wins.
They're all animals there, every... single... one...
Anaconda would kill the gorilla
what if human is cage
>types how to defeat bear into google
>we're not so different, you and i
>that guy just goes nope and leaves
She ok? moved her legs a bit so I assume not paralyzed
she's in fencing position so no, she's fucked
She started doing the fencing response so she took a bad hit to her brainstem. That's a bad concussion at least.
>record himself while he kicks the head of the dude who just tried to assault him
kinda based ngl
>glued to her phone even when walking
It's a human thing
I can't even feel sorry for it.
It's the circle of life. Car kills the human, human gets eaten by worms, worms get eaten by birds, birds get eaten by cats, cats get eaten by humans and the cycle continues.
It's clearly just repeating actions it has been trained to do with food, it's obvious that it doesn't actually understand what's going on, you can see that when it taps multiple times on a picture
>"he doesnt know"
What type of monkey is that? I want to binge watch them now
which one you were asking? left or right?
Reese's Macaque I think
The chimp wouldn't need to do that. They already have the tools needed. Bears get fucking debilitated by nut shots, and chimps primary assault involves clawing off your face and/or junk.
the snake would just chill on the floor and slither out the cage while the mammalnigs kill each other, then he'll choke out the last weak one and win
gorilla wins easily
Grizzly bears have tanked shotgun shells. No tiger or gorilla or croc would ever survive that.
bear and it's not even close, you're actually stupid if you think otherwise
humans, the most formidable of earth's creatures
>bubble skill has been activated
Nothing beats a grizzly except a polar bear or an armed human
Didn't Dragon's Dogma have encounters like this? This IS Capcom we're speaking about here. I could have sworn there were epic moments where you'd be fighting a monster, then suddenly another monster would appear then you'd just be sitting back, watching the 2 duke it out.
If this wasn't a thing, then it should definitely be something they consider in the sequel.
The bear manhandles every single one of them… but 500 rats could take it down.
>muh epic predators
moose and hippes bodie 99% of the animal kingdom
herbivores are the real bros
>the landlosers are arguing again
>where do you work out?
>that miserable look on the seal's face
The ocean is fucking horrifying.
I wonder what kind of sick shit we‘d find deep in the ocean if scientists weren‘t obsessed with space
>bears can run up to 25 MPH
>claws that can tear people apart
>strength to rip people in half
>diet consists of exclusively berries of fish
why did god give his most powerful weapons to his silliest creature?
They won't fight cause it risk major injury which in the animal world equals death. God people are retarded
>*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
thats all it takes to dispatch these top predators, nay the ehtire animal kingdom.
>BUT THATS NOT FAIR ANON YOU CAN JUST SHOO-
>*pistol whips your pudgy animal worshipping face into a coma*
>he thinks his 9mm will stop a bear or an elephant
>he thinks im using 9mm
>BANG BANG BANG *snake goes down* BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG *lion goes down* BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG click click click click
>gorilla and bear still standing and pissed
>(You) a weak gay(now with a empty peashooter):"oh shit OH SHI-AIEEEE ACK*ripped to pieces*
>He thinks anything can beat a bear
a fucking sharp stick and confidence can beat most bears retard
With the notable exception of polar bears.
Those fuckers don't give a shit
i wont argue against the truth
Polar bears are blatantly OP
>that park ranger
aren't polar bears and tigers the only animals who will sometimes bother hunting human beings for food?
tigers do hunt human, but only subhuman likes pajeet. Everywhere else they got BTFO'd by human, HARD
polar bear tho, yes they do consider human a prey
Tigers and leopards "hunt" Indians because they expand through their territory. Cats follow relatively rigid routines and will wander into new settlements while on their hunting paths. Curious, they explore until someone spots them sniffing about their living room.
Crocodiles also hunt humans but that's for different reasons.
Put 20 garden gnomes in the cage
Can they win?
why would you spoil the new mario movie like this you FUCK
Crocs are jobbers
Only saltwater crocodiles aren't jobbers, and only because they get so massive
Fight for new york.
chimp vs dyel
>can knock out a grown up cow with a headbutt
>can walk on almost vertical surfaces
A true king of animal kingdom.
>isn't actually the GOAT
I always seem to associate gorillas with Africans so it's a knee jerk reaction to be against the gorilla. I can't give an opinion as it'll be biased.
It's unfair, gorillas get killed by them all the time, gorillas hate them just as much if not more than you do.
What the fuck did settlers of the past think about when they discovered a new land and found that abomination on it? Especially if they didn't see it during the day and only heard its cries at night.
They weren't too shocked. The local Muslims bred them to look that way. This is how they look when young.
>pride of loins terrorizing village for centuries
>enter white man
>white man and lion pride bond over their dislike of black people
If the lion was Simba he'd solo.
E N T E R
Behold, the terror of upside down continent!
Cougars are no joke.
How big is the Anaconda? The moment any of the other 3 grab or bite into it anywhere but the head, its a wrap, literally
snake fucks off
gorilla loses to whomever
grizzly mauls lion
either the grizzly or the anaconda (if that's what it is) and depends on if the snake can get a proper strangle on the grizzly without it ripping the snake in two
That's unironically the best thread in Ganker.
>charges at you at 40 mph
>ensures your road safety
If you ran at it with arms outstretched I bet it would chicken out. Animals lose to confidence, show fear and you're prey.
>see that tree? you can clime it
The bear wins.
He's very very late for a meeting with his bank.
"had enough o'your shit cunt"
>RULES OF NATURE
>ITS ME JERRY!!! IM TRAPPED HELP! JESUS GOD WHY???? THEY DID THIS TO ME!! PLEASE ANYONE PLEASE!! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>*faint buzzing noises*
Watching this is very disturbing, the rapid movement of the toy car conveys the sense of terror or agony by the brain
It's probably like having a phantom pain over it's entire body, assuming it can feel that kind of thing.
Imagine how good that must feel for the elephant though
Chernobyl deer be wack yo fr fr
Why am I still learning about Rare fucking animals?
Anyone has that gif of a guy trying to ambush a bear because he heard that doing that for lions will startle and make them back away, and the bear turns around and starts fucking his shit up?
Would an adult human be able to kill an anaconda snake or whatever that is if it tried to wrap around you? Could you destroy its brain by punching its head? Could you tear its head apart by the jaws or are its muscles in its face stronger than your arms?
Troll out of 10
Elephants are surprisingly malicious.
If anything this video says that elephants have a variety of personalities, temperaments and motivations.
Love how bro just stands there
Every animal with high intelligence has shown asshole behavior for no reason other than to be an asshole. This isn't a distinctly human trait. Anything that is smart enough to understand the concept of fucking with something for no reason other than personal enjoyment has demonstrated enjoying it.
"haha, just kidding man, you good?"
"Goddamn tusked assholes, running around thinking they're hot shit. One of them ran up to me today, I told that fucker to go back to Africa before I got out my rifle. God, I hate elephants."
This was fucking deliberate and even though it's hilarious, apes are terrifyingly clever.
>that turning animation
Gaming has fallen
humans could beat almost everything with a spear, even the bear.
mutual assured destruction, yes the bear could hurt you real bad but all you need is 1 second to jam that spear down the bear throat or through it eye
>humans could beat almost everything with a spear
>mutual assured destruction
It's called a tie if you both die, idiot
it happen that human actually have the most OP healing of all medium/big animal. We have anti shock system, fast scar, and shit
idk it might be hard to stab a spear though a bears hide. especially if the tip was like stone or something. depends on how advanced the spear is i guess
>literally zero counters based on STR stat alone
>also has remarkably high INT stat
who the fuck is balancing this game
>literally zero counters
>need to be protected from humans by humans because humans think grinding up and eating their tusks will give you a boner
I unironically think in some type of real world setting with respawns (so i'm not scared of dying perma), I would fuck up literally most land based animals.