>playing monster hunter. >hunting a barioth

>playing monster hunter
>hunting a barioth
>out of nowhere another large monster shows up and they proceed to fight eachother
What other games let animals fight eachother?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Probably all of them

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    gorilla dies first

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Please don't make off topic posts in my thread, thank you.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A black man made this image.
    Don't ask me how I know this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Was it you?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't ask me how I know this
      The bad grammar and juvenile scenario?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is it because you made it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      is it because who is singular when it should be plural?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the snake would win, it only needs 1 bite on each of them and the poison will kill them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's a constrictor, dumbass. It's not poisonous.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Venomous*

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's not poisonous either

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Should have specced better

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the gorilla would rip the snake apart and strangle/headcrush the other two, don't forget, he has thumbs!

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bear wins

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The bear

      >beargays
      A gorilla can lift far more than a bear weighs. He'll throw the bear into the bars of the cage with enough force to break him in pieces.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Gorilla's are hunted by leopards.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it's not a lifting competition

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The bear would just decapitate the gorilla with one swipe when he goes in for a grab
        They do it to meese all the time

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >meese

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            My bad. Mice

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            moosen

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              luv me some Brian

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Eeeedwaaaard...

                [...]

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What's the plural of moose? Messe? Mice? Deja vu.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bear.

        The bear

        bear wins

        Gorillas and bears are natural friends, thats why you never see them fight in the wild.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Gorillas are too stupid to use their arms for fighting. They just climb trees with them. When they fight leopards the leopard wins

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Gorilla skin is unfortunately easy to rupture, even though gorillas are really powerful, sharp claws from even weaker animals will damage them immensly.
        Bears on the other hand have very tough skin and insane stamina

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Gorillas have fricking fingers and cuck nails.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        what now?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Oh God, ABORT. ABORT.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Gorillagays always assume the gorilla has the intelligence to use his strength to pull off fricking WWE moves on the other animals and isn't just gonna get BTFO by the predator with knives for fingertips

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Gorillas are very smart, smart enough to learn sign language. They are the deadly combination of INT STR and END
          So what do beargays have? DEX (lol) and...

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >smart enough to learn sign language
            lol, you mean smart enough to know how to make their hands into the right shapes so they get rewarded with food

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah they're do smart they constantly get BTFO by leopards which are 2 times smaller. Gorillagays are the hipsters of these threads.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        bears are con builds
        gorilla can't do enough DPS to win the battle of attrition

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        depends on the kind of gorilla. If it's just this meek captive gorilla who spent his whole life getting cuddled by white women zoo keepers, then he has no chance.

        If it's a wild gorilla constantly fighting and beating up other gorillas to maintain dominance then that's a different story.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >charges at you at 40 mph

        I would shit myself and die of a heart attack before it even reached me.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If what I heard about bears and faking death is true, then that might be the smartest move.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He caused the bite of '87

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            only works for some bears
            some bears enjoy eating corpses

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The bear

      Bear.

      Always the bear

      the bear, easily

      The bear would just decapitate the gorilla with one swipe when he goes in for a grab
      They do it to meese all the time

      BearBlack folk need to frick off.
      This is a hairless brown bear as one in OP.
      Half of their size is made by their hairy coat.
      Absolute Pushovers.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >if you remove their armor and weight, they lose
        woooooooooowww.......

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        homie wut the one in the OP is a Grizzly

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What is it you don't understand by reviewed and recorded proof of brown bears crushing lion skulls?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that's a yearling black bear. brown/grizzly bears have a large hump of muscle on their back near the base of the neck for digging and flipping boulders. the grizzly will dominate the cage in this case. they take down bull moose when they want to, a lion is nothing. pic rel is a grizzle paw. imagine that slashing at you with enough force to lift a 2000 lbs moose

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          forgot the pic of the instrument of death. this thing is the apex land predator on earth, barring maybe an enormous tiger or a polar bear

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Apex land predator
            >Forgot about European Badgers
            >Not even carnivorous, still alpha predator.
            >Only beaten in kill % by praying Mantis.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cursed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The bear

      Bear.

      [...]
      >beargays
      A gorilla can lift far more than a bear weighs. He'll throw the bear into the bars of the cage with enough force to break him in pieces.

      Lions > Bear > Anaconda > Gorilla > Lion

      Gorillas and lone Lions are pussies.

      Gorilla wins 100% of the time
      >vs lions: chokeholds it and twists its neck, bites his neck, breaks its arms and hind legs, grabs its tail to ensure full control of it and mauls it from then on
      >vs bears: tough battle but still manageable, can climb trees and use that advantage to elbow drop on the bear's head, can use its opposable thumbs to gouge the bear's eyes out, can also chokehold it and suffocate it
      >vs snake: kek literally just grabs the back end and flings at around until it dies from the concussions, the gorilla's advanced mammal brain of about mean 50IQ can even tell it to use the snake as a weapon and whip its adversaries with it

      In the end, the animal that's practically human in intellect but has more strength than any of the others combined wins, this is simple logic.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >and use that advantage to elbow drop on the bear's head, can use its opposable thumbs to gouge the bear's eyes out, can also chokehold it and suffocate it
        It will do none of these things, it will simply swing wildly because it is a gorilla. A gorilla is not going to fricking chokehold anything, they do not have "practically human intellect", they are barely smarter than bears who have proven to have complex problem solving skills (that they need none of to win this fight because they weigh 700 lbs, bite at 1000psi and can swing their gigantic knife-hands with upwards of 700lbs of force. Gorillas are cool but they are not winning against a grizzly bear.
        Also, bears can climb trees you fricking moron, the gorilla can't even escape if it wanted to.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Gorillas are scared as frick of shit like bears and wild cats.
        >chokeholds it
        That's literally not what they'd do

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The bear

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they don't fight and start drinking tea

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What do they discuss?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bear.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing as it's a lion I'll take the Brown bear. Gorillas get btfo by leopards and Brown bears have like a 4/10 chance of beating siberian tigers so a lion should be atleast a 6/10.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      BearBlack folk need to frick off.
      This is a hairless brown bear as one in OP.
      Half of their size is made by their hairy coat.
      Absolute Pushovers.

      A brown bear would kill even a pride of lionesses. Lions mog lioness HARD and Bears mog lions HARD.

      What is it you don't understand by reviewed and recorded proof of brown bears crushing lion skulls?

      >Hmmm its a toss up between the lion or the bear
      It's not. Brown bears crush lions. It's Siberian Tigers that give them problems.

      Not the only thing but it's up there. Siberian Tigers usually defeat Brown bears and they weigh less. Cats are the exception to the rule though and are hyper specialized killing machines with p4p strength for days.

      It's a grizzly, you morons. It wins.
      >gorilla weighs 300lbs
      >lion weighs 400lbs
      >grizzly weighs 800-1000lbs
      >non-poisonous snake

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Grizzlies are brown bears, genius.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I refuse to call them that. Literally nobody in my life has called a grizzly a brown bear in Canada, and we grew up around them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      tigers are much stronger and braver than lions. Lions are cowards and get shit on by leopard in fights and flee from most aggressive animals.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Lions are cowards
        Yeah

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You can also just watch lions fighting leopards/tigers/bears on youtube. I've watched way too many FEMALE tigers and jaguars leopards wreck male lions even in 2v1 situations. The lions always flee the fight before it starts or after a couple entanglements. And the male tigers ALWAYS win there is not a single instance in history of a lion beating a tiger or a bear. It's incredible. Even if in zoo when you put lions in a cage next to a jaguar the lions live in fear of the jag and stay silent.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Basically Solitary animals are built different

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Basically Solitary animals are built different

            What is this tiger cope.

            >jaguars beating lion
            Kek

            Anyway, the only modern report of Lions vs Tigers in capitivity (barring freak zoo animals from malnourished animals) comes from Clyde Betty, a renowned conservationist who housed them both and everytime the Lion claimed dominance in any cage it was placed in. Lions entire instinct is competing against other Lions for dominance/territory over the pride. That's literally all they know, whereas tigers/leopards rarely encounter other big cats in the wild and mostly avoid each other.

            And before you call me a Liongay, I think in a fight to the death, a Tiger SHOULD win. It's simply bigger, but for the same reason a human can frick up Cougars at times, most other big cats (literally BESIDES lions) care about "muh dominance" or any of that shit as they are just trying to survive. So they would likely avoid conflict.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed. Siberian Tigers mog all terrestial animals except for maybe Polar/Kodiak bears.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >brown bear beating a tiger
          >when it loses to fricking Wolverines
          Nah, tiger wins.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Wolverines are the exception. They are hell made flesh.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            We don't need to argue about this as a guy already did in this video

            Not the point of the video itself but he mentions that regular brown bears beat Siberian Tigers 3-4/10 times when compiling all the known encounters. Knowing how much bigger a Kodiak is I think this number would be closer to 5/10.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Well that's just not fair. How the frick are you supposed to compete with manlet rage?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Oh man I forgot about Honey Badgers and Wolverines. Those motherfrickers are vicious and don't care if they die in a fight when tried

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            in a fight to the death they dont lose to wolverines, animals are smart enough to know when to fight and when not to.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i remember hearing something about a tiger escaping its enclosure then headed straight to the lions and killed one with one swipe

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like bullshit. Male lions fight each other.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, "fight".

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Male lions form a "lion confederacy" and agree only to attack newcomers. It's why you're safer with a pet male lion than with a female.

            Male lions can be perfectly "friendly" with each other, but they don't share females.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              That's the point of the confederacy. The males don't interfere with each other's harems.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                And what happens if a lion tries to frick another's harem?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They'd fight

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >the neck popping into frame before everything else
                >the terrified look on the woman's face
                kek needs some music

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                take the audio from this lel

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                He just wants to be friends

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Male lions form a "lion confederacy" and agree only to attack newcomers. It's why you're safer with a pet male lion than with a female.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WoW in some regions
    Also, it's been scientifically proven that the bear mogs both the lion and the gorill, and that constrictor is not strong enough to wrap a bear.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the snake would just slip through the bars

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the snake
    it just slithers out between the bars of the cage

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Goddamn alchemists creating killer abominations

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Too complicated. Make a chicken man sized then give it snake features and it'd probably win.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Eeeedwaaaard...

      What's the plural of moose? Messe? Mice? Deja vu.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's making a vtuber reference.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >it's now a vtuber reference to do a joke brian regan did 12 years ago
          Holy frick I'm filled with incomprehensible rage and disgust

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Always the bear

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Hollywood prospectors would pit bears against a bunch of other animals
      And we all know what group of people founded Hollywood
      Republicans

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the bear, easily

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thats gonna be one fat fricking snake.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lions > Bear > Anaconda > Gorilla > Lion

    Gorillas and lone Lions are pussies.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A brown bear would kill even a pride of lionesses. Lions mog lioness HARD and Bears mog lions HARD.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >lionesses
        Enough of this meme. While it's true that the females do most of the hunting, the males are stronger than the females and protect the pride from rival males that want to kill him and the cubs.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Point is that you will see more lioness than lion.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Who's coming out alive?
    The snake, because it can actually fit through the bars.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, but it can't spit bars like the Gorilla, can it?

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like the bear would win. They're bruisers

    Lions are ambush predators. Gorillas don't have sharps. Anaconda can't kill things it can't wrap around.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Anaconda can't kill things it can't wrap around.
      That won't be a problem when everyone else is stupid enough to frick with it.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Which monhun game were you playing? I wanna get into the franchise but I don't know where to start

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Monwhat?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Play World, it's the most new player / solo friendly one

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't we see more animal fights like these?
    I get it's not legal in most places but just go to some place where it is and put these homosexuals in a fricking arena and let them battle it out

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because predators like those generally don't fight if they get placed in an unfamiliar environment with unfamiliar things

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i heard they do that at zoos in denmark

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They might, but it would have to be completely secret invite-only shit. If the public found out the country might get fricking invaded for it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a hell of a lot easier to do this with bugs than megafauna.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Post hands

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >beargays

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wtf is that real

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fake

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >look an angel!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ursed bros.. our response

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >accidentally pressing 'taunt'

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Snake dies first, not just because it's the weakest (when not constricting), but because most animals have an innate aggression/fear of snakes, so the other three will probably target it first.

    Gorilla goes next, it's the most passive of the remaining three and intelligence can only get you so far when you're trapped in a cage with a lion and a grizzly bear.

    Lion is the last to fall, it's a deadly predator but its only real protection is its mane, while the bear is basically covered from head to toe in dense fur to protect itself from tooth and claw (on top of just being the larger and more physically powerful of the two).

    The bear might be a little scratched up at the end but is still the clear victor.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The snake dies first because it can't fricking do anything lmao. Constriction only works on animals that don't have claws for really obvious reasons.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God created these animals to roam the garden. They only became violent once the covenant was broken. The fact that you people think they should fight is demonic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lions and bears are carnivorous.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >who coming out alive?
      trick question, I put them in there so I'm in there with them and will frick the ass of each till it they die of internal trauma

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >The fact that you people think they should fight is demonic
      Try telling that to the "God put the animals on here for man's use which somehow means we can use them for bloodsport (the fighting kind)" crowd.

      They'd call you one of three things:
      - a pagan
      - a woke libtard
      - an emasculated feminine male

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >solos them all

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why did nature make something so deadly look so cute?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Probably wouldn’t think it looked cute if you saw it in real life, they’re fricking massive

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I could take them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >chimpanzee
      Those poor souls have no idea what they'd be getting themselves into.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on whether the man is allowed to use the environment and makeshift tools they might find laying around
        If it's a 1v1 on an enclosed arena with nothing else in it then yeah

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >whether the man is allowed to use the environment and makeshift tools they might find laying around
          Unless there's a gun lying around absolutely nothing you can find will help you win against a chimp, even if you were in a medieval museum.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        only if you are weak, a weightlifter or a heavyweight fighter is stronger than chimp.
        chimps are only 1.5 stronger than humans by weight and they are smaller than humans

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's their bite that makes them deadly anon. They will chew your fingers. A human with a spear solos though

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            just pick up a chimp and smash the spine in the ground they are actual fit manlets you might lose fingers but the nigglet is dead, chimps weight around the same as women

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          A chimpanzee can and will rip Gigachad's arm off.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >The 6% of women who think they can beat a bear
      Where are they?
      I want them to breed me.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I have never been more erect

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Bears can be docile though, or rather, gain respect towards specific humans.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            More like they're moronic and don't understand balance the same way a human would.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >that arm injure
          not worth it

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't want a cool scar

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Isn't that from getting hit by lightning?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yes but apparently they don't last more than a few weeks. Not so much a scar but a bruise.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not much into tattoos, but I'd consider getting that shit tattoo'd

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but I don't have an animal attack scar folder

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >bear with cubs
          >dumb b***h didn't get her face ripped off
          Really lucky.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            only b***h here is you, if you aren't willing to protect your pets or family at a moments notice then you're a genetic dead end

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You really want the hear me roar nomen to breed you?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      if you give me a pointy stick and an unreasonable amount of alcohol I could try anything but the elephant

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        200 years ago: give me a smoothbore chambered for half pound balls of lead and an unreasonable amount of opium and I'll take the elephant, and your country too.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >at least 17 people believe they can fist fight an elephant

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >8 of them are women

        >Rat to large dog
        Doable
        >King cobra
        Easy but I'm probably getting bit, call it a draw.
        >Chimp
        Maybe a small one, I'm 100% going to have serious disfigurements if I do win.
        >Croc
        Probably doable, depends on if this is strictly bare hands or if I can grab a rock to bash it's head in once I've got it restrained.
        >Wolf
        If I know what I'm walking into maybe, I'm fricked if it's a suprise attack.
        >Lion, Grizzly, Gorilla
        Maybe if they choke to death on one of my severed limbs
        >Elephant
        No chance.

        If you're not confident (IN A FIGHT TO THE DEATH) in your ability to frick everything up from Crocodile and below. Then you're a pussy

        >B-B-BUT MUH CHIMPS CAN LIKE, BENCH 50 TONS SCHIENTIFICALLY ACKTHUALLY

        Frick off. I would rip that little midgets throat out and beat the frick out of a chimp. A wolf too, literally just wrap my arms around them and gouge their eyes out. Only reason i'm not including a Crocodile is I don't know the terrain. On land i'll Steve Irwin jump on its back and just start fricking ripping its out and punch the FRICK out of it.

        Murrican moment

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Murrican moment
          That's why USA is number 1

          You europoors are all pussies

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not american, I'm just fit and confident in my fighting ability.
          I'm not even saying I'll walk out of the arena unscathed, just that I could kill an animal before it killed me.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but you're moronic if you think you could take down an average chimpanzee without some sort of weapon.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I specified that I could maybe kill a small one in my post.
              I'm also assuming this is an arena deathmatch and that one of us has to die for the other to leave giving me no chance of retreat, obviously if I was just randomly ambushed by a chimp I'd fricking run.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Kangaroo
      >less than 20% think they can take it

      What the frick is wrong with Americans?
      A chimpanzee will literally pull your arms off while a kangaroo is basically a moronic bipedal sheep, yet you think you've got a better chance against a superior ape.
      >B-b-but they can kick!
      Then don't let it kick you, dumbass.
      Have you ever seen kangaroos move in close quarters? They have a turning circle like a sedan.

      Seriously, if you lose a fight with a kangaroo, you deserve to give back your country to its respective native population.
      I'll continue to enjoy my hard earned sunburnt land.

      Also, while we're here.
      How the frick is an eagle going to kill an adult fricking male?
      You just going to whine about how capitalism means billionaires don't pay taxes while it eats your eyes?
      Literally what the frick is an eagle going to do to you in a deathmatch?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hey, we don't have kangaroos here. Our knowledge of them comes from very reliable second hand sources though

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's a big mouse.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Based. Kangaroos kill through drowning and tearing with their legs after a grab. Their arms are what you need to watch out for, and if you stay out of their reach then the advantage is yours.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >don't even have one foot on upside down soil yet
          >immediately assaulted by the wildlife

          how do you do it ausbros

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Australia Park III

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking kangaroos

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        A fully grown, male, red kangaroo would frick you up.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You're cruisin for a bruisin m8

          Peak 96 STR 4 DEX build

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You're cruisin for a bruisin m8

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        anyone got the webm where the guy punches a kangaroo that took his dog hostage?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >24% of men think they'd lose a fight with a rat

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >8-9 people think they could beat in a fight a fricking Elephant
        >an elephant weight between 2.2 tones and 5 tones (5000-11000 pounds)
        >the elephant trunk can lift up to 350 KG (750 lb)
        hahaha, this shit was made in US right ? not a sane human would be like, "yeah, i could beat an elephant in a fist fight"

        I think the explanation for both is that people interpreted the question differently.
        So you have
        >24% of men aren't sure if they could catch and kill a rat, if they encountered one, before it ran away.
        or
        >8% of men can imagine at least one possible scenario where they could win against an elephant, either with tools, preparation or sheer dumb luck

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It says unarmed right there

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >8-9 people think they could beat in a fight a fricking Elephant
      >an elephant weight between 2.2 tones and 5 tones (5000-11000 pounds)
      >the elephant trunk can lift up to 350 KG (750 lb)
      hahaha, this shit was made in US right ? not a sane human would be like, "yeah, i could beat an elephant in a fist fight"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you can defeat an elephant using the power of a syringe full of psychedelic shrooms

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's the Black folk responding to the survey. Black folk are too stupid for their answers to make sense

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking pussy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How do these people think they can win a fist fight against an fricking elephant

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Step 1: Be American
        Step 2: Bite the elephant
        Step 3: Wait for the lack of socialised dental care to take down the elephant for you.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >stand in front of environmental hazard
        >dodge at the last second

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've stomped a rat to death but that's the only experience I have. I'm eagerly looking forward to the day when a goose starts some shit. Like seriously can't fricking wait.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I had mice in my old apartment and they were fricking moronic.
        I'd casually walk them into the bathroom. wait for them to corner themselves, pick 'em up, break their neck and flush them down the toilet.
        My wife HATED it and disagreed that it was far more humane than poison....
        Right up until she found a nest of decayed rats that had taken the baits she insisted we get.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Couldn't you just get a cat?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >be goose
        >have hollow bones and long neck
        >attack by extending neck and being angry

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >source engine ragdoll sounds

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why are women so goddamn scared of GEESE? I have never met a woman who wasn't terrified of them

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Probably confusing them with swans. Geese are bros. Swans are dicks

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          geese get the rope too. Frickers keep shitting on my athletic space and hiss like they're hot shit when you shoo them away.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      In your ass? Yeah I'm sure of that too anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Rat to large dog
      Doable
      >King cobra
      Easy but I'm probably getting bit, call it a draw.
      >Chimp
      Maybe a small one, I'm 100% going to have serious disfigurements if I do win.
      >Croc
      Probably doable, depends on if this is strictly bare hands or if I can grab a rock to bash it's head in once I've got it restrained.
      >Wolf
      If I know what I'm walking into maybe, I'm fricked if it's a suprise attack.
      >Lion, Grizzly, Gorilla
      Maybe if they choke to death on one of my severed limbs
      >Elephant
      No chance.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you're not confident (IN A FIGHT TO THE DEATH) in your ability to frick everything up from Crocodile and below. Then you're a pussy

      >B-B-BUT MUH CHIMPS CAN LIKE, BENCH 50 TONS SCHIENTIFICALLY ACKTHUALLY

      Frick off. I would rip that little midgets throat out and beat the frick out of a chimp. A wolf too, literally just wrap my arms around them and gouge their eyes out. Only reason i'm not including a Crocodile is I don't know the terrain. On land i'll Steve Irwin jump on its back and just start fricking ripping its out and punch the FRICK out of it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >All that shit
        You can't even stop Jamal from fricking your wife, much less a superior chimp

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The frick is a 50kg 2ft2 chimp gonna do to me when I double leg it to the ground and start pounding on its face. Joe Rogan has made normies think these little oversized macaos are anything but more /gif/ torture porn bait for me and my huey frens.

          Now go ahead and post some story of a chimp ravaging some 40 year old Karen like I give a frick. I would fricking DEMOLISH a chimp

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This kid has no idea what he's getting himself into.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >All that shit
          You can't even stop Jamal from fricking your wife, much less a superior chimp

          Pathetic humans underestimating their strength because they saw some nerdy science documentary.

          Put me and a chimp in the cage, no rules. And i'll leave with x20 webms of me putting hot sauce in its pinned open eyes and spamming it on /gif/

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the average chimp has a grip strength of 200kg, which is more than the world record for humans
        what's your grip strength?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >grip strength
          Meme stat, post one deadlifting 800lbs

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            post you deadlifting 800lbs

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Chimps go for the eyes and balls, they do not play fair if they feel threatened. If a chimpanzee grabs your dick and pulls with 200kg of grip strength it is going to rip it straight off and then it will continue ripping parts off and eating your face until you stop moving.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              So can I, I can also use a gun. Now what homosexual

              post you deadlifting 800lbs

              Not at the gym, but my one rep max is 874 KG (two trucks)

              >He doesn't do grip exercises
              ngmi

              meme exercise for the vegans of fitness. Boulderbitches

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >He doesn't do grip exercises
            ngmi

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely based. If God didn't want us to pummel his other creations he wouldn't have granted us power without peer.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        based post, let the weaklings covered in modern luxuries seethe, for they fear the power of the human.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I’d give up a months salary to watch you fight a chimp.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          $250 bucks in benefits wouldn't be enough you Black person

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >talks a big game
            >gets offered thousands of dollars to back it up
            >back-peddles like a coward
            Forget the fight, now I hope a chimp escapes a zoo ambushes you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        go ahead and try it, punk

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you have never been in a fight with another human let alone an animal. youd get fricking destroyed by a chimp. not because humans are inferior but because you are

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I've literally NEVER lost a street fight bub. Try me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This chart means literally nothing, just that people have no idea how weak they are and how strong animals are. Sorta like how people think pullups are easy until they try them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      rat - easy
      house cat - easy
      goose - easiest (why isn’t this last place?)
      medium dog - yes (I’ll be sad though)
      eagle - yes (but it may cause real damage)
      large dog - probably yes (unless it’s an Argentino or something)
      Cobra - easy (free belt)
      Chimp - no way
      Kangaroo - this is probably the closest matchup on the list. I see it going 50/50
      Wolf - nope
      Croc - I’d have to get as lucky as the eagle got with me

      [...]

      past here I’ll just pray for a quick death<<<
      Gorilla - nope
      Elephant - nope
      Lion - nope
      Grizzly - lmao

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the cobras a guaranteed draw at worst
        once you get bite once you went as well just go fricking ape on it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Fair point

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        is a single wolf that dangerous? at least compared to a large attack dog?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        is a single wolf that dangerous? at least compared to a large attack dog?

        wolf AI is easy to exploit, just let them bite your forearm or something and then punch and kick the shit out of them

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        add a tool, like spear and that list suddenly become much easier. And its only fair, we spent evolution points for INT, its fair we make use of it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the cobras a guaranteed draw at worst
        once you get bite once you went as well just go fricking ape on it

        How the frick is the cobra a draw you absolute fricking homosexuals

        >wear 3 layers of jackets
        >gg ez
        Absolute homosexualS.

        Also would absolute MOG a chimp or wolf. Easy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      While you're shitposting online, the bear is training.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >getting you belly punched while you're hanging
        That's good way to get hernia.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking russians

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Anybody, on goddess Gaia's green Earth, beating a Grizzly Bear, let alone the other top 5 crazy picks, unarmed

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Have goombas always looked so smooth and shiny or am I just moronic?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No eyebrows, its just an edit of this

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Very well, carry on.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      youre fricked if unarmed on anything bigger than medium dog unless you get a really lucky grab on the cobra or eagle

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      People being more afraid of the Kangaroo than the Chimp are moronic. Medium and large dog you just have to accept that they are going to maul you a bit and you should be able to choke the frickers. King Cobra is pretty bad, because you gotta stomp their fricking head in one go you get bit and probably die.

      After that it's pretty bad, thought. You could maybe take a Kangaroo, though.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hmmm its a toss up between the lion or the bear, the snake will face whoever else is left alive but die instantly.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Hmmm its a toss up between the lion or the bear
      It's not. Brown bears crush lions. It's Siberian Tigers that give them problems.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        lions aren't significantly weaker than siberian tigers. the bear would have an advantage but i'd give 40% odds to the lion

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You don't need to argue this. People already tested this in the 1800s. Bears beat lions everytime.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That was before they realized female lions are more aggressive. Male lions mostly try to get everything from presence alone.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Lioness are probably the weakest big cat. Social and heavilty reliant on others.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They attack in packs, like tigers. But Tigers can survive by themselves by attacking weak links.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Tigers are solitary and don't rely on others though, hence why tigresses are stronger than lioness relatively to males.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >source: my ass

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Lions are social creatures and will die in death battles against Tiger and Bears.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                it's the other way around, the fact that they are social creatures means they are more likely to fight.
                they get into fights to the death with other lions in order to retain control of their territory. on top of this, social animals are more willing to pick fights as a general rule, since if they get injured they can rely on their group to bail them out. an injured grizzly or tiger have no chance of surviving, an injured lion can wait and heal while the lionesses hunt for him.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Snake chills in the shade while the other three giga morons duke it out to the death before succumbing to their wounds.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Me.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If it was a cobra it would have been more balanced for the reptile category.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Probably the bear. Lions are weak as shit, apes are intelligent enough to get scared fast and not fight full power despite having the highest potential. Bears are big and strong as shit and their fur is like an armor. The only thing that could beat a bear would be a tiger because not only they can hit like a truck with their paws, have one of the most powerful bites but they are also very quick and agile like a cat. There's a reason why tigers are the only non-mythical animal in Asian cultures that is comparable to a dragon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Lions are weak as shit
      Lions are incredibly strong. Bears just have a massive weight advantage.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >shows webm where Lion has mass advantage.
        I agree but still

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        lions are cowards compared to other predators

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it's the other way around, lions are incredibly vicious and willing to take fights other predators wouldn't. bears are easily scared off. in the wild a lion would win against a bear 100% of the time by causing to retreat. in a cage the situation is different but either way you're full of shit

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >in a cage the situation is different
            Yeah, the bear kills the lion 100% of time as proven in the 1800s lmao

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Lions are ass compared to the big boy animals that matter

        >solos them all

        This

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Snake either doesn't fight at all, or dies first. Almost all animals have violent reactions to snakes, but constrictors rarely attempt to take on larger, healthy creatures.

    Lion dies first and immediately. Fragile, slow and by far and away the lowest strength of the four. The only reason snake goes first is because lion will likely spend the first few minutes shitting itself and the others will preserve it a moment of dignity.

    Bear and Gorilla is a tossup, likely favouring bear.
    If gorilla gets genitals, eyes or breaks a jaw - which they do to similar quadrapedal predators - then it's over for bear.
    But bear can dismember and is generally more likely to actually fight, versus postulate.

    If all of them are wearing gloves, it's gorilla as winner.
    If all of them are wearing tight jeans, snake - surprisingly - comes out ahead.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This moron has never see a Gorilla fight

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I've literally fought a gorilla wearing jeans myself.
        I had a spanner and the gorilla had a choice of broom or trowel (it didn't choose either).

        They literally won't fight unless you "ignore their warnings" for a solid 2-3 minutes.
        Sure, they've got good odds against a bear, but bears don't really do the whole warning shot thing.

        Plus, gorilla's claws aren't really able to accidentally dismember a bear, while the opposite is entirely plausible.

        Trust me, I'd actually RATHER bet on the gorilla, frick bear lovers.
        But it's not in the Gorilla's favour unless they've got gloves.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You missunderstand, I agree, a bear would mutilate a Gorilla. Gorillas are hunted by leopards for fricks sake.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            And bears are hunted by canadians, what's your point?
            The existence of ecological niches and predator/prey relationships is kind of out the window when we're in a cage match between aware and alert participants.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Point is that Gorillas get btfo by weaker cats, making their chances against bigger ones slim.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Bears get morked by eagles and bobcats on the regular.
                Silverbacks don't get hunted by tigers, nor do adult bears. Yet tigers are primary predators of both species.

                Stop felating the ursa.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Lol okay bro, totally equivalents. Gorillas would definitely not get sliced to pieces by a lion or bear.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Doubles the weight of bears
                >Halves the weight of gorillas
                >"It's obvious!"

                I can think of few creatures less suited to dealing with a gorilla than a lion.
                >Brittle bones that often break during rivalry fights
                >Less versatile
                >Actively avoids fair fights, even territorial ones
                >Mane designed for neck biting play-fights, not neck breaking gorilla fights.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                All your headcanon will never amount to anything when we know Gorillas get btfo'd by cats weighing 1/4 of what they do lmao. A lion would cut a gorilla up and its weak herbivore skin would tear.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Keeps harping on the same single statistic.
                >Literally not a thing that happens to adult gorillas
                >Forgets that grizzlies get carried away by fricking birds on the regular.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I just don't see how a Gorilla would defeat a lion when NO records of a Gorilla EVER killing a leopard exists despite their frequent encounters. Only stalemates ot dead apes.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >grizzlies get carried away by birds
                what the frick are you talking about lol. A bear cub yeah, its like 20-40lbs. If theres a bird that can carry an adult, or even juvenile grizzly out there then we have much bigger problems

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >bears get morked by eagles and bobcats on the regular
                Yeah bear cubs. Youre fricking delusional if you genuinely think an adult brown bear has ever been predated on by an eagle or bobcat, creatures less than a 10th of their size.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Gorillas are social animals, thus fighting seriously goes against their group behaviour. It's more beneficial to them to posture and cow their opponents who are normally other gorillas than kill or maim them.

          Bears have no such group social cue system and are solo destroyers who take any threat as immediate and either run or attack, and if this is in a cage, running is off the table.

          Same reason lions generally don't fight as well as tigers. Social versus solo behavior.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why was the gorilla wearing jeans?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Would you have been more worried if it had picked the broom or the trowel?

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    fit human male with a spear > chimp

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Was is it ludo?

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people underestimate the gorilla so much? They have massive teeth fangs and are built like a truck.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We don't underestimate them. We just have the knowledge of them being btfo by leopards and thus making the conclusion that they are bad fighters. Herbivores are shit at fighting.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because a bear is twice or threee times as heavy and weight is the only thing that matters

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not the only thing but it's up there. Siberian Tigers usually defeat Brown bears and they weigh less. Cats are the exception to the rule though and are hyper specialized killing machines with p4p strength for days.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Lions are the exception because they are the biggest b***hes among the big cats. It's the other big cats that are so brave and strong.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because they do not know how to use their strength. They just smash their arms into shit and bite.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this fricking thread again?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Whos the speedster supposed to be in this analogy?

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A grizzly bear would absolutely demolish the other 3 so hard it's not even funny.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bear fricking sweeps, not even close

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Khabib vs McGregor

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do all these threads use the lion when the Tiger and Jaguar can put up a better fight?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lions have alpha males so people assume that it's deadlier because in a human context alphas are stronger.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because lions have always been represented as a symbol of strength because of how their social structures work.
      I agree that tigers are much better and relentless fighters.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's the bear. It's always the bear

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You got this all wrong. Chimps are not supermen. They will chew your face off but they are terrible at finishing the job. Chimp attacks can last for hours and still have the person survive even grannies. A grown human male can kill people in minutes, SECONDS.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      t. chimp

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh boy, here comes the chimpgay downplaying his main like always.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Elephant vs Bear

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i feel like i could kill any animal with my bear hands if i wanted to

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Five 6'0 200lbs human males with spears vs African Elephant.

    Who wins?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Humans, repeatedly and throughout history. To the point of contributing to the extinction of much larger, stronger elephants.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you completely DQ the reptiles with the shit rep?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Anaconda
      >regularly kills large prey
      >shit rep
      The saltwater crocodile wouldn't do much better against a fricking bear.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Actually it can.
        Salties can weigh more than a ton in weight which is heavier than a grizzly bear. Salties kill water buffalo which is a feat single lions can’t do.
        Snakes get clapped by wolves, eagles, bears ext. the only crocodillians pythons can take on is anything smaller than a american gator.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's disadvantaged by the lack of water

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >afk for 9 days to get 1 kill
          crocs are a meme build

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            If we're talking about the frequency of kills then house cats are one of the strongest builds.

            >the landlosers are arguing again

            >killer whales have been found to make the elderly and males distract human hunters while the females and young sneak away
            Crazy how smart they are

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >house cats are one of the strongest builds.
              correct cats are objectively top tier

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The snake will just avoid the other three and hide while they fight.

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Animals today are all a bunch of vanilla midgets

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bigger bear would solo the dinosaurs

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I bet on snek.

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The bear
    always the bear

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Snakes are smarter and will wait for prey to kill each other before eating the scraps. The other three are territorial.

    But more things fear snakes and will kill it. The snake can just leave too.

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >brown bear
    >Elephant
    >tiger
    >saltwater crocodile

    Who wins Ganker?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's a big boy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tiger wins most of the time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      elephant every time

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Elephant by a fricking country mile

        >struggles against nile crocs
        I have some bad news for you

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >struggles
          If by struggles you mean simply pulling its nose out of the river and carrying on with its life, sure.

          You do know Hippos literally swim and chill next to armies of crocs who don't frick with it? Google how big a hippo is next to an African Elephant

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Elephants are terrified of Hippos.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              holy delusion.

              Hippos have been banned from tournament play.

              Why, a Hippo gets flipped over onto its back by an Elephant

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Elephant, Polar Bear, hippo, tiger, and crocodile are all banned. Honestly, I'm surprised brown bear is still legal. Fricking beargays.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I want to FRICK that Hippo

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Why yes, my animal is the winner when I ban every animal that beats it!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Hippos have been banned from tournament play.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Elephant by a fricking country mile

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The snake lacks a venomous bite, gets ripped apart by the gorilla and clawed to pieces by the other two.
      Gorilla is really strong but lacks claws to make use of that strength.
      Lion and bear are similar as large clawed bitey predators except that the bear is just way bigger and tougher, bear wins this fight.

      Bear beats the tiger most of the time.
      Crocodile beats the other two usually, especially in water. Bite and roll is too good.
      Elephant just completely fricks any other animal. Its tusks can gore hippos and rhinos and it can just stomp anything fast enough to circle around it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      can't include elephants here they're way too big. only thing that would face down an elephant is an angry goose

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Canadian geese are nature's biggest butthole

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Snake slithers out

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Alright how many of each of them would it take to kill a T-Rex

    I say like, at least 200 gorillas

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Grizzly > Lion > Gorilla > Anaconda

    Polar Bear > Grizzly > Tiger > Lion > Gorilla > Anconda

    Me (on pre workout) > Polar Bear > Grizzly > Tiger > Lion > Gorilla > Anaconda

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bison > all

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    None of them could take a rhino
    Big as a hippo
    Mad as a manlet
    Giant frick-you horn

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >removed in the current edition
      What now tard boi

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's a scrub meta

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The rhino was clearly trying to get away at first, and they could have just let him the frick alone.
      For INT metagays, humans can sure be stupid.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's a breeding pen and he was apparently having trouble acclimatising. He probably got extra territorial. The driver was fine though and she walked away with only bruises.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >BUT LIKE DUDE, THEY JUST SEE RED BRO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Damn that's terrifying, but what the frick were they thinking.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >battlebots meta

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    rain world

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >lions are cowards
    where did this meme come from? lions are the most agressive and dominant of the big cats. they sometimes kill tigers in captivity despite being smaller than them. out of all these animals the lions are the most likely to get into a fight to the death with another predator, hell they kill each other routinely. morons ITT have no clue what they're talking about

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      What is this tiger cope.

      >jaguars beating lion
      Kek

      Anyway, the only modern report of Lions vs Tigers in capitivity (barring freak zoo animals from malnourished animals) comes from Clyde Betty, a renowned conservationist who housed them both and everytime the Lion claimed dominance in any cage it was placed in. Lions entire instinct is competing against other Lions for dominance/territory over the pride. That's literally all they know, whereas tigers/leopards rarely encounter other big cats in the wild and mostly avoid each other.

      And before you call me a Liongay, I think in a fight to the death, a Tiger SHOULD win. It's simply bigger, but for the same reason a human can frick up Cougars at times, most other big cats (literally BESIDES lions) care about "muh dominance" or any of that shit as they are just trying to survive. So they would likely avoid conflict.

      these

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are Tigerfurries the most delusional animal fanbase of all time? They unironically think their pussy cats can fend of grizzly bears because they saw a few videos of some shitty tiger fricking up a Sloth/Black bear

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >muh bara bears are da strongest!
      kys homosexual

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tigers hunt brown bears in the wild. they kill them most of the time, sometimes the bear manages to fend them off but it's rare

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Where the frick do bears and tigers cross paths in the wild?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, why do you think they're called Siberian Tigers?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I completely forgot that part of the world exists

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, why do you think they're called Siberian Tigers?

        Post a single tiger kills a grizzly or polar bear Black person

        Just stating "brown bear" says fricking nothing you moron

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Dafuq? I was just pointing out where they live.

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >beargays
    Heard they were talkin shit again. Don't make me grab the belt.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Many mustelids and other animals release an enzyme that prevents them from feeling fear during fight or flight situations. It's an interesting development since fear is normally meant to keep you alive.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why does he do it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Otter's vidya

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In 1830, a tiger attacked a lion at a menagerie in Turin, Rome. Despite having been caught by surprise, the lion maneuvered the tiger onto its back and clamped fatal jaws on its throat.[45]
    In 1911, Frank Bostock gave an account of a lion killing a tiger.[46]
    In 1934, a fully grown African lion killed a mature Bengal tiger a short time after these circus animals were unloaded from the train and before trainers could separate them.[47]
    In 1937, a vigorous lion and tiger fought in a German zoo, the lion died as a result.[48]
    3 June 1949, in Fitchburg when the Biller Brothers circus moved on to its next stop, it left behind the remains of a 1000 pound tiger. The tiger was killed the night before in a savage battle with a lion.[49]
    At the South Perth Zoo in 1949, in a three-minute fight between a lion and a tiger, the lion killed the tiger. The fight occurred when the tiger put his head through a connecting slide. The lion caught the tiger by the throat, and, dragging it through the opening, killed it before the keepers arrived.[50]
    In 1956, Roman Proske's black maned lion, Achmed jumped onto the back of a tiger though one of the trainers intervened by a fork hitting the lion, the tiger ended up killing the lion by a single bite.[51][52]

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The snake would just lay there much like a pig
    Where's the hippo or rhino
    Can I offer up a swarm of honey badgers?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >The snake would just lay there much like a pig
      >implying pig is weak
      A large boar would body the shit out of a lion and a gorilla at the same time. Those tusks aren't for show.

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfrickinglevel/comments/s99ev5/do_not_fight_a_bear_they_are_extremely_powerful/
    /thread

    Edit: thank ye for the gold kind stranger

    Edit2: RIP my inbox

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >don't fight a be-
      heard you were talking shit

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    snake

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If we're being real a komodo dragon would kill any of these

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        wow they're doing mma

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder to report all goose mains, 'cause frick e'm

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >new build ruins the meta

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A huge body-builder man has more of a chance fighting a lion, a bear, and a huge boa than the weakest, sick with the flu gorilla, so yeah the fricking gorilla wins.
    >all the cope in this thread.
    That thing is literally made out of moron strength muscle and can tear anything it wants in half with ease, They can lift more than four times their own weight up to 815 kg (1800 lbs) with its hands. A grizzly is 180–360 kg (400–790 lb) frick you gorilla wins.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They aren't going to do a lifting contest mate

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah its a "who gets ripped the most like a tissue under the gorilla's strength" contest

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          do you think a bodybuilder would beat a boxer or mma fighter in a fight?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Theoretical lifting strength doesn't mean shit in a fight like this. A pissed off male grizzly is 800 pounds of angry fat, muscle, teeth and claws. You could hit one with a car and you'd probably come off worse than the bear. A gorilla doesn't even have any meaningful offensive tools to defend itself against, much less kill a full grown grizzly bear. Punching will do nothing to one and any kind of biting or grappling would put it within murder range.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing the bear has going on is that it can cut, the gorilla can easily break all it's bones and if it breaks just a couple in one swing that bear is down and out. I guess the question is, can the bear cut the gorillar fast enough before it breaks all it's bones? The fight is stacked against the bear.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Have you seen a Gorilla's teeth? Their bite would hurt as much as a Bear's.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >punch bear's nose
        nothing personal, griz-cuck

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          bears get their noses hit all the time when they're fighting each other what makes you think your puny swat will faze it

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Took her 10 seconds to realize that she should probably use the big end

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Gets offered help out
      >Drags him in instead

      Really

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think the only real question is grizzly vs polar bear.

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nyaikido

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Snake, remember the basics of CQC

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What they thought it would happen

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They had some raincoats on, anon, they knew they were in the spash zone

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If they'e in a cage, wouldn't the snake be able to slither out between the bars?

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I can't stop watching this...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      >tfw your job has you unclog constipated elephant buttholes
      Being a zoo keeper is rough

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    None. The last one would die from the wounds.

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's been proven countless times that a grizzly bear would absolutely wreck a silverback gorilla. A lion or anaconda wouldn't fair much better, so the bear wins.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >proven

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No CSGO?
    They're all animals there, every... single... one...

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anaconda would kill the gorilla

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what if human is cage

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >types how to defeat bear into google

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >we're not so different, you and i

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >that guy just goes nope and leaves

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's Chinatown

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She ok? moved her legs a bit so I assume not paralyzed

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          she's in fencing position so no, she's fricked

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She started doing the fencing response so she took a bad hit to her brainstem. That's a bad concussion at least.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >record himself while he kicks the head of the dude who just tried to assault him
            kinda based ngl

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >glued to her phone even when walking

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's a human thing

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I can't even feel sorry for it.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It's the circle of life. Car kills the human, human gets eaten by worms, worms get eaten by birds, birds get eaten by cats, cats get eaten by humans and the cycle continues.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's clearly just repeating actions it has been trained to do with food, it's obvious that it doesn't actually understand what's going on, you can see that when it taps multiple times on a picture

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >"he doesnt know"

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What type of monkey is that? I want to binge watch them now

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            which one you were asking? left or right?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Reese's Macaque I think

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The chimp wouldn't need to do that. They already have the tools needed. Bears get fricking debilitated by nut shots, and chimps primary assault involves clawing off your face and/or junk.

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the snake would just chill on the floor and slither out the cage while the mammalnigs kill each other, then he'll choke out the last weak one and win

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    gorilla wins easily

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Grizzly bears have tanked shotgun shells. No tiger or gorilla or croc would ever survive that.

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bear and it's not even close, you're actually stupid if you think otherwise

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    humans, the most formidable of earth's creatures

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >bubble skill has been activated

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing beats a grizzly except a polar bear or an armed human

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't Dragon's Dogma have encounters like this? This IS Capcom we're speaking about here. I could have sworn there were epic moments where you'd be fighting a monster, then suddenly another monster would appear then you'd just be sitting back, watching the 2 duke it out.

    If this wasn't a thing, then it should definitely be something they consider in the sequel.

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The bear manhandles every single one of them… but 500 rats could take it down.

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >muh epic predators
    moose and hippes bodie 99% of the animal kingdom
    herbivores are the real homies

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the landlosers are arguing again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >where do you work out?
        >BLUBLUBLUBLUB

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >that miserable look on the seal's face
      The ocean is fricking horrifying.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder what kind of sick shit we‘d find deep in the ocean if scientists weren‘t obsessed with space

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >bears can run up to 25 MPH
    >claws that can tear people apart
    >strength to rip people in half
    >diet consists of exclusively berries of fish
    why did god give his most powerful weapons to his silliest creature?

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They won't fight cause it risk major injury which in the animal world equals death. God people are moronic

  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
    >gunsmoke

    thats all it takes to dispatch these top predators, nay the ehtire animal kingdom.

    >BUT THATS NOT FAIR ANON YOU CAN JUST SHOO-
    >*pistol whips your pudgy animal worshipping face into a coma*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks his 9mm will stop a bear or an elephant

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks im using 9mm

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >BANG BANG BANG *snake goes down* BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG *lion goes down* BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG click click click click
      >gorilla and bear still standing and pissed
      >(You) a weak homosexual(now with a empty peashooter):"oh shit OH SHI-AIEEEE ACK*ripped to pieces*

  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >meme build

  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >He thinks anything can beat a bear

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      a fricking sharp stick and confidence can beat most bears moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        With the notable exception of polar bears.
        Those frickers don't give a shit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i wont argue against the truth

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Polar bears are blatantly OP

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >that park ranger

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      aren't polar bears and tigers the only animals who will sometimes bother hunting human beings for food?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        tigers do hunt human, but only subhuman likes pajeet. Everywhere else they got BTFO'd by human, HARD
        polar bear tho, yes they do consider human a prey

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Tigers and leopards "hunt" Indians because they expand through their territory. Cats follow relatively rigid routines and will wander into new settlements while on their hunting paths. Curious, they explore until someone spots them sniffing about their living room.
        Crocodiles also hunt humans but that's for different reasons.

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Put 20 israelites in the cage
    Can they win?

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why would you spoil the new mario movie like this you FRICK

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Crocs are jobbers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Crocs are jobbers

      Only saltwater crocodiles aren't jobbers, and only because they get so massive

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fight for new york.

  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    chimp vs dyel

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >meanwhile goats
    >can knock out a grown up cow with a headbutt
    >can walk on almost vertical surfaces
    A true king of animal kingdom.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >t. baphomet

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >called goat
      >isn't actually the GOAT

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I always seem to associate gorillas with Africans so it's a knee jerk reaction to be against the gorilla. I can't give an opinion as it'll be biased.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's unfair, gorillas get killed by them all the time, gorillas hate them just as much if not more than you do.

  103. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick did settlers of the past think about when they discovered a new land and found that abomination on it? Especially if they didn't see it during the day and only heard its cries at night.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They weren't too shocked. The local Muslims bred them to look that way. This is how they look when young.

  104. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  105. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >pride of loins terrorizing village for centuries
        >enter white man

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >white man and lion pride bond over their dislike of black people

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        wmfl

  106. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If the lion was Simba he'd solo.

  107. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ENOUGH
    E N T E R

  108. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  109. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Behold, the terror of upside down continent!

  110. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cougars are no joke.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  111. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How big is the Anaconda? The moment any of the other 3 grab or bite into it anywhere but the head, its a wrap, literally

  112. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    snake fricks off
    gorilla loses to whomever
    grizzly mauls lion

  113. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    either the grizzly or the anaconda (if that's what it is) and depends on if the snake can get a proper strangle on the grizzly without it ripping the snake in two

  114. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's unironically the best thread in Ganker.

  115. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >charges at you at 40 mph

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >ensures your road safety

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you ran at it with arms outstretched I bet it would chicken out. Animals lose to confidence, show fear and you're prey.

  116. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >see that tree? you can clime it

  117. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The bear wins.

  118. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    crab wins

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's very very late for a meeting with his bank.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        "had enough o'your shit c**t"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >RULES OF NATURE

  119. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >ITS ME JERRY!!! IM TRAPPED HELP! JESUS GOD WHY???? THEY DID THIS TO ME!! PLEASE ANYONE PLEASE!! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
      >*faint buzzing noises*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Watching this is very disturbing, the rapid movement of the toy car conveys the sense of terror or agony by the brain

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's probably like having a phantom pain over it's entire body, assuming it can feel that kind of thing.

  120. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  121. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Imagine how good that must feel for the elephant though

  122. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    NO SIR!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      YJK

  123. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    NBA Jam

  124. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  125. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  126. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Chernobyl deer be wack yo fr fr

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >muntjac
      Why am I still learning about Rare fricking animals?

  127. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone has that gif of a guy trying to ambush a bear because he heard that doing that for lions will startle and make them back away, and the bear turns around and starts fricking his shit up?

  128. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  129. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Would an adult human be able to kill an anaconda snake or whatever that is if it tried to wrap around you? Could you destroy its brain by punching its head? Could you tear its head apart by the jaws or are its muscles in its face stronger than your arms?

  130. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Troll out of 10

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Elephants are surprisingly malicious.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If anything this video says that elephants have a variety of personalities, temperaments and motivations.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Love how bro just stands there

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Every animal with high intelligence has shown butthole behavior for no reason other than to be an butthole. This isn't a distinctly human trait. Anything that is smart enough to understand the concept of fricking with something for no reason other than personal enjoyment has demonstrated enjoying it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      "haha, just kidding man, you good?"

      later

      "Goddamn tusked buttholes, running around thinking they're hot shit. One of them ran up to me today, I told that fricker to go back to Africa before I got out my rifle. God, I hate elephants."

  131. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This was fricking deliberate and even though it's hilarious, apes are terrifyingly clever.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >that turning animation
      Gaming has fallen

  132. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    humans could beat almost everything with a spear, even the bear.
    mutual assured destruction, yes the bear could hurt you real bad but all you need is 1 second to jam that spear down the bear throat or through it eye

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >humans could beat almost everything with a spear
      >mutual assured destruction
      >beat
      It's called a tie if you both die, idiot

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it happen that human actually have the most OP healing of all medium/big animal. We have anti shock system, fast scar, and shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      idk it might be hard to stab a spear though a bears hide. especially if the tip was like stone or something. depends on how advanced the spear is i guess

  133. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >literally zero counters based on STR stat alone
    >also has remarkably high INT stat
    who the frick is balancing this game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >literally zero counters
      >need to be protected from humans by humans because humans think grinding up and eating their tusks will give you a boner

  134. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically think in some type of real world setting with respawns (so i'm not scared of dying perma), I would frick up literally most land based animals.

  135. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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