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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chris never had a chance to be normal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the game was rigged during the stone age

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      True happiness simply isn't meant to happen for some people.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        like, was he dropped on his head as a child though.

        the game was rigged during the stone age

        newbie

        because nobody accept his pterodactyl inner herself

        i wouldve punched his dad in the head

        he was so abusive

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >dad dies
          >troons out shortly afterwards
          moronic take.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            he was presenting himself as a "tomgirl" when his dad was still alive.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              and bob called him a homosexual right up until he died

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Id still have punched him in the head though. Might go take a fat wet dump on his grave

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >implying they could afford a burial
                Bob probably got cremated and is now buried somewhere in the trashheap that is 14 Branchland Court

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He had a chance to just be an autistic drawgay if he was kept off the internet

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Barb wanted it for years and you can't convince me otherwise.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hey guys why does my copy of the game have sonichu with hyperrealistic blood and red eyes?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm like 99% sure that even if Chris never got discovered, he still would have fricked his mother.
    You can remove the trolling, the transition, all of it. He could still be rolling around with his attraction sign, he'd still end up fricking Barb.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He had knocked off the attraction sign by the time he was discovered. It was one of the very rare times his parents intervened and explained to him that he was doing something that made him look moronic

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What's the attraction sign

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          newbie

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why was he crazy again?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      parents would rather close their eyes and cover their ears and should "NO MY KID IS NORMAL" instead of getting him the help he needed

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        like, was he dropped on his head as a child though.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty autistic and heavily under socialized from a young age which poisoned everything he did in the future and it all snowballed to where we are now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      because nobody accept his pterodactyl inner herself

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for the true honest female dlc

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If I had more self-confidence I would've turned out just like him

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      self-confidence and lack of self-awareness are two different things

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That you even consider that you could end up like him if things went bad means you have enough self awareness to not end up as bad as him

      What's the attraction sign

      If not bait, go read the cwcki. I'm jealous that you get to read it all for the first time.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The real question is why has nobody tried to make a Sonichu game yet? I dont mean some RPG Maker autism game about Chris, I mean an actual Sonic game parody using Chris's nonsensical lore

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's been done many times.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        sauce me or post screens from the games

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I mean an actual Sonic game parody using Chris's nonsensical lore
      For a tremendous variety of reasons, not least of which that once you remove the stuff about his life from the comic's there's barely anything left and one of the most significant things left is whatever the frick Date Ed was.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >no dating education mini game

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >once you remove the stuff about his life
        You could leave that in, just dont use Chris's pov for the game. Make it from the Sonichu character's instead using the batshit crazy story from the comics as a base

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >batshit crazy story
          That's the thing, it's less a "story" and more whatever Chris is angry about this week followed by a DBZ fight.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I look after disabled people
    When you have notable behavior issues with a client
    one look at their parent will answer everything
    Chris was not helped by the internet, but barb and chris's dad had to have been near directly responsible, even if they cared about chris.
    Hell some of the worst parenting can come from "caring" too much.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So has Chris died in prison/mental ward yet or what?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes
      he is Chrisette now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      His trial keeps getting pushed back.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      another continuance. the legal system is already a fricking clownfest for regular felons, how did you expect this to be over and done with so quickly for this trainwreck of a person?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nah he's still locked up with homies spouting his usual shit, expect no one sees it any more.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if he's made any friends in prison

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i remember reading somewhere he has no contact with other inmates

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He'd get himself shanked in genpop

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine Chris interacting with hardened criminals, would actually get beat up when he went on his autistic freakouts for a change

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they're definitely preparing him to go into a home, some sort of mental health establishment. He might already be there

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's not going to be able to live there unless he's medicated 24/7

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          A recent meeting implies he's already heavily medicated

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He'd have to be. Chris is the kind of person who would be flinging shit at walls otherwise

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            is it even possible to tell the difference? he seems somehow even more unhindged than ever simply from having read the bible

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              He only truly understood once he read the good book

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Chris' trial yet to be done
      >Redneck mattress shooting still yet to be done
      I swear the only trials that are done quickly involve blacks

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        or rich people

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another court continuance episode
    just get it over with

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chris's comics were full of some real existential dread shit

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    DON'T
    CALL
    ANYONE

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if i was a hardened criminal i'd be proud to have chris. like a rare pepe you can display to your fellow criminals

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      a normie criminal wouldn't know about chris

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        chris would quickly inform his fellow prisoners. if he doesn't immediately die, it'd be the source of entertainment

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He would tell them that he captured Ted Bundy's soul and turned him into a sonichu and they would avoid eye contact out of fear

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if he had just gotten addicted and wasted his life on so some MMO like regular autists.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      if chris had been born later, he might've made the deepest lore for fortnite

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