PlayStation Portal

Sony fags acting like we couldn't do this 11 years ago

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not everyone had psp and ps3

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      am talking about wii u

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People could that for years on phone/tablet

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Christmas tree in November
    absolutely devoid of any sovl imaginable

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It isn't even a real tree, it's just a shitty plastic prop. What the fuck?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My father had the tree put up before Halloween

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's bad luck dude.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If your Christmas tree isn't already up you're a literal libshit commie. When the family comes over for Thanksgiving your decorations need to be in full swing to make that one faggy leftist cousin miserable while the rest of the family enjoys the Christmas season.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >remote play device
    what the actual shit
    why would Sony make this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        about what?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because they've been secretly jealous of the Wii U since it's inception

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The main reason is so that they have a new product on the shelves in time for Christmas. That alone will result in lots of sales.
      >you have a playstation right? I got you this new thing

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ER starting zone
    >letting your kid watch youtubers/streamers
    >prioritizing your kid for the comfy TV space rather than yourself
    >consolefag
    >redditor
    >justifying your purchase to strangers
    >shilling for a corporation
    lmao, what a pathetic human being

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your kid for the comfy TV space rather than yourself
      >This is somehow bad.
      Never have kids.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >being a parent means never having the better option for yourself
        Not true, rebbitor

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >spoiling the kid
        >good
        fathers have always been ruthless dictators when it came to tv and it made the children respect the hierarchy
        modern soiparents are letting their kids walk all over them and it shows

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >fathers have always been ruthless dictators when it came to tv and it made the children respect the hierarchy
          clearly this worked out for you seeing you're here in this thread

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what are you even trying to say

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. From the looks of it, he is probably not the biological father of that kid either. Absolutely sad existence

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Check out the chink handheld reddits sometime. It's a lot of

      >JUST GOT THIS ONE DAY AGO AND IT'S EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED
      >posts the first area of some 16 bit JRPG
      >pretends like they're about to just marathon every game they've ever enjoyed while never making it past level 6 in pokemon red

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’s made a bigger impact on you than you’ll ever make on him. That means he’s winning.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where the wifey? Probably bouncing on lashawn's BBC in their bedroom.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is this the first thing white people ask?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >white
        is that what we're calling chinks and israelites now?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dial 8 xister

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have a PS5 but I'll buy one of these.
    It's crazy how much power devices this small have.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone gonna tell him?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can't use it if you don't own a ps5

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can ask your friend to share

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >bro lend me your ps5 so I can play the games on a handheld instead of a big screen

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      does he know?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh nonononono

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      heh heh, poeple took your bait. Well memed my man.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You do reilize it only streams the PS5s image to the device it doesn't actually run games.
      If you dont have a PS5 the device is useless other than being used as a clunky PC controller.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not gonna lie, Snoy Portal makes a good paperweight, and it can still gets you a decent amount of likes if you post it on snoy forums.
      Absolutely worth your money.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't let these homosexuals tell you what to do.
      Follow your dreams.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only 2 people brought the wii u

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the Wii U
    >but snoys dick suck it endlessly when it's their thing
    They're fucking insane. Literally the apple of gaming.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    November 17th and this dude already put a Christmas tree up.
    also why the fuck would you let the kid have the big screen? if you have to stick him in front of a screen, give him a tablet or phone. he owns a PS5, I guarantee he has one of those too.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you could do this with the vita and ps4
    you can also stream your ps5 to any smart device
    also
    >christmas tree up in mid-november

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good for him

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black Viking on suicide watch

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can't connect directly to console (something the PS Vita and Wii U gamepad could do a decade ago), requires internet connection
    >IPS LCD, no OLED
    >shit battery life
    >$199 for a controller with a meme screen attached
    Wow, they really put 0 effort in this

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >best buy ever*
    >*product received for free, sponsor of this post is PlayStation

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1000 updoots
    The absolute state.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people creaming themselves over what you can do with Steam Link with your phone right now?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dadstation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Made for me

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >november 16th
    >christmas tree already up
    I will never understand angloids. 5 years ago i went to Edinburgh in late october and everything was already festooned in plastic holly leaves and thot lights. What gives?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Christmas begins November 1st and runs through the end of January.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bet that tv is turned up to max so that kid won’t hear his mom getting railed by bbc while his white dad acts like a tendie.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its always the starting zone of elden ring, every time someone posts a picture or video of a portable console now it’s just them in the first zone.
    I don’t think people actually play these, they just start a new character, get a picture and turn it off

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >kid watches tv
    >father plays bing bing wahoo games on a tablet
    Grim.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what a fucking white homosexual cuck

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wii U.. then shortly afterward steam link to a laptop which eventually worked with mobile devices. Then xbox could also stream and also PS4 could do it to a Vita. And for the past several years you can stream xbox cloud games and shit. Oh and the switch is going on 7 years old. It's funny how people are just finding out now about tech that's existed in some form for over a decade

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As usual, delusional tendies will always proclaim Nintendo as the creator of something that was available years before the Wii U was even out.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just buy a $200 TV for your kids to watch instead of buying a tablet that always requires wifi?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, you can't even play it outside like a real handheld. It's just a very lazy attempt.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >now I can ignore my son better

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With the same money you could've bought a deck and had an actual portable console.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    snoy strikes again

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why has this shitty accessory mindbroken Ganker?

    consumers are retards, they don't know that remote play has existed for an eternity or that you can use a bunch of devices for it

    just let it go

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