please be excited for the next Electronic Arts game Posted on May 24, 2023 by Anonymous please be excited for the next Electronic Arts game
american devs just never fucking learn, do they
they need those good boy esg points sirs
*western devs and no, they need the Larry Fink monies
it's deliberate, there is no need to "learn" as it's the intended goal. In fact i bet in their meetings they are patting themselves on the ass and fisting each other while screaming HUGE SUCCESS! GOALS REACHED! TARGETS HIT!
it's not gonna matter until consumers look at a product, see EA or any of it's companies on the box or description and decide not to buy it- until the day EA loses money on releases, loses money on acquisitions and definitely on marketing nothing will change.
>despite the fact that you and i may hate EA and the garbage unfinished literal shit they put out they are in fact considered an EXTREMELY company...and the only thing that matters to companies is profit.
the consoomers are the enemy for enabling this garbage. fuck you and everyone who has bought an EA title in the last few years. even worse if you spend cash shop money.
>but i only played "X"
you are still the problem. too many options out there than to give EA money and you still did it
>chosen one, you must save the world with your merry band of racially inclusive characters.
>insert funny quip here
>I never...thought I could...be someone!
>we'z about to open a can of whoopass on them immortal suckas
COMING THIS SUMMER
is that debra?
HOW DOES SHE DO IT?
she looks like the negress from firefly, suits and destiny tbh
She must live rent-free in your thick skull forever.
>1st person forspoken be like
No it looks like dog shit.
Why do they keep doing this
How much more money can they continue to lose before they finally only make yearly sports games?
it's not about money, etc.
It's all so tiresome
>Summon your power, stop the Everwar, save the realms.
holy shit I get to summon power? and save the freaking realms? now this I gotta see
rage addicted retards do more advertising than the actual company nowadays huh?
Do you like morons, mr cuck?
He's right though, this is literal who tier. That's their actual first game from that studio.
It's clearly also going to be the last one, I swear to God these people have zero fucking taste
if itll make you schizo out more then sure why not, lets go with that
implying this thread wasn't made by a marketer
That really worked out for forspoken
>strong black women,
holy fuck they don't learn huh
>SUMMON YOUR POWER
So we're not even pretending to have a story anymore, this is like the most generic description possible
what's up with EA lately? why are they publishing all these unremarkable games? panic for losing the FIFA license?
is it a medieval destiny or wot
>here's your main character
>a white male main in 2023
HOLY BASED EA
bring back ea sports big and blackbox instead of this soulless garbage, just fuck off ea
oh boy can't wait for 6 months of patches before its playable
this combination will never work
prove me wrong
>but black people can only use electric magic
>black people not turning themselves white
It never makes any sense
another infinity stones fiasco, you're gonna get a glorified beyblade launcher for your arm or some shit
Anon... those are in-game items.
your game director
nice try, Ascendant Studios
however, it simply doesnt exist
>white man on cover
>most of the characters are blacks and women
It's not EA's next game, it's under an EA Originals label. That's their program where they basically throw infinite money at a title, allegedly have absolutely zero input on its creation, and then only requires them to pay off the development cost. After that, all money goes to the devs who made the game, which remains independent and wholly owns their own IP. It's basically their attempt to make up for being one of the worst game companies
Granted, the system has changed a bit, as they've opened up the program to bigger budget titles but with a less generous deal, and Immortals might be part of that, but otherwise it's why there's been games like It Takes Two or Lost in Random that come out and otherwise don't fit in with the rest of EA's personal stable, or why Knockout City's devs are able to hand out the game's server files now that live service/official support has ended.
the wikipedia page makes it sound like a modern version of the wheel of time tbh
>these character designs
>Immortals of Aveum
At least shitty japanese game names have the excuse of translation but this is just embarrassing.
Japanese games are already getting to light novel and narou-kei style names. Please look forward to Re:Another Fantasy in the World I Woke Up in After Slipping on the Stairs Because God Needed Someone to Fight the Demon Lord but She's a Cute Girl ans Basically I'm Her Oniichan Now Living a Slow Life Making DIY Craft Projects with the Gyaru Demon Lord!
i swear these games are made by AI overnight or some shit
FIX TF2 SERVERS
Might even pirate a few months after release