please be excited for the next Electronic Arts game

please be excited for the next Electronic Arts game

Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68

Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68

  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    american devs just never fricking learn, do they

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they need those good boy esg points sirs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      *western devs and no, they need the Larry Fink monies

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's deliberate, there is no need to "learn" as it's the intended goal. In fact i bet in their meetings they are patting themselves on the ass and fisting each other while screaming HUGE SUCCESS! GOALS REACHED! TARGETS HIT!

      it's not gonna matter until consumers look at a product, see EA or any of it's companies on the box or description and decide not to buy it- until the day EA loses money on releases, loses money on acquisitions and definitely on marketing nothing will change.
      >despite the fact that you and i may hate EA and the garbage unfinished literal shit they put out they are in fact considered an EXTREMELY company...and the only thing that matters to companies is profit.

      the consoomers are the enemy for enabling this garbage. frick you and everyone who has bought an EA title in the last few years. even worse if you spend cash shop money.
      >but i only played "X"
      you are still the problem. too many options out there than to give EA money and you still did it

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ew Black folk

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chosen one, you must save the world with your merry band of racially inclusive characters.
    >insert funny quip here
    >I never...thought I could...be someone!
    >we'z about to open a can of whoopass on them immortal suckas
    COMING THIS SUMMER

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that debra?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOW DOES SHE DO IT?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like the negress from firefly, suits and destiny tbh
      not debra

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOW DOES SHE DO IT?

      She must live rent-free in your thick skull forever.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1st person forspoken be like

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No it looks like dog shit.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they keep doing this
    How much more money can they continue to lose before they finally only make yearly sports games?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not about money, etc.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's all so tiresome

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Summon your power, stop the Everwar, save the realms.
    holy shit I get to summon power? and save the freaking realms? now this I gotta see

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    rage addicted morons do more advertising than the actual company nowadays huh?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you like Black folk, mr cuck?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's right though, this is literal who tier. That's their actual first game from that studio.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's clearly also going to be the last one, I swear to God these people have zero fricking taste

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        if itll make you schizo out more then sure why not, lets go with that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      implying this thread wasn't made by a marketer

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That really worked out for forspoken

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    hard pass

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person fatigue

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >strong black women,

    holy frick they don't learn huh

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CHOSEN ONE
    >SUMMON YOUR POWER
    >SAVE REALMS

    So we're not even pretending to have a story anymore, this is like the most generic description possible

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's up with EA lately? why are they publishing all these unremarkable games? panic for losing the FIFA license?

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it a medieval destiny or wot

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    forspoken 2.0

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >here's your main character

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a white male main in 2023
      HOLY BASED EA

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that
        >white

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    bring back ea sports big and blackbox instead of this soulless garbage, just frick off ea

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ue5
    oh boy can't wait for 6 months of patches before its playable

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >magic shit
    >black people
    this combination will never work
    prove me wrong

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >magic shit
      >but black people can only use electric magic
      Fixed.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >magit shit
        >black people not turning themselves white
        It never makes any sense

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ZAP MOTHERFRICKER!

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ahahahaha

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      another infinity stones fiasco, you're gonna get a glorified beyblade launcher for your arm or some shit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon... those are in-game items.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    your game director

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice try, Ascendant Studios
    however, it simply doesnt exist

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >white man on cover
    >most of the characters are blacks and women
    lel

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not EA's next game, it's under an EA Originals label. That's their program where they basically throw infinite money at a title, allegedly have absolutely zero input on its creation, and then only requires them to pay off the development cost. After that, all money goes to the devs who made the game, which remains independent and wholly owns their own IP. It's basically their attempt to make up for being one of the worst game companies

    Granted, the system has changed a bit, as they've opened up the program to bigger budget titles but with a less generous deal, and Immortals might be part of that, but otherwise it's why there's been games like It Takes Two or Lost in Random that come out and otherwise don't fit in with the rest of EA's personal stable, or why Knockout City's devs are able to hand out the game's server files now that live service/official support has ended.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the wikipedia page makes it sound like a modern version of the wheel of time tbh

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >these character designs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      american devs just never fricking learn, do they

      https://i.imgur.com/lGh2aeq.jpg

      please be excited for the next Electronic Arts game

      >Everwar
      >Immortals of Aveum
      At least shitty japanese game names have the excuse of translation but this is just embarrassing.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Japanese games are already getting to light novel and narou-kei style names. Please look forward to Re:Another Fantasy in the World I Woke Up in After Slipping on the Stairs Because God Needed Someone to Fight the Demon Lord but She's a Cute Girl ans Basically I'm Her Oniichan Now Living a Slow Life Making DIY Craft Projects with the Gyaru Demon Lord!

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i swear these games are made by AI overnight or some shit

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    FIX TF2 SERVERS

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Might even pirate a few months after release

Leave a Reply to Anonymous Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *