Pokemon is literally over... again

Pokemon is literally over... again

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    not getting baited into shit useless argument.
    just want to let you know your favorite brand sucks and you will never again feel as happy as you felt when you first played it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you cared enough to reply
      You took the bait

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, legends arceus was finally a good game

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        legends of arceus was dogshit
        ps2 game tier

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          notice how everyone who says “Legends of Arceus” either hates the game or is an extra-stupid shill

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            PLA sucked ass. It was just a quasi-open-world catching simulator that had next to no actual battles.

            It would've been an okay-ish game if it were a standalone, but even as a Pokemon game it sucked ass. Catching is the least fun part of Pokemon.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't good, just different, for Pokemon fans I guess that's good enough, too bad it sold like shit in comparison though

    • 2 months ago
      Poketardino del Pikateka

      the happiest i felt was when i was playing moon, 2nd happiest was x, 3rd happiest was probably pearl, none of those were my first

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >namefags

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't care, Hispanic

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You cared enough to reply, garden gnome.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i know you are but what am i?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/cC7NMER.png

      Pokemon is literally over... again

      Daily reminder that you don't actually like Pokemon anymore. You like the feeling of nostalgia it gives you. Pokemon reminds you of the peak of your life at childhood. A time where you didn't have responsibilities and your parents still had hope for you. A time when there wasn't a black president and you could say whatever you wanted without getting canceled. A time where you actually had friends who wanted to be around you as you weren't a lonely, bitter human being yet and your autism was just seen as cute. You want to go back in time just far enough where you could have MAYBE changed your life for the better if you made one or two decisions differently. Just take a second and compare your early 2000s self to what you are now. It explains everything. I know a few of y'all will cope with "muh society is collapsing", but this isn't the case at all. YOU'RE the thing that is collapsing. Most of you have no marketable skills, have no meaningful investments and call memecoins your "investment". You're ugly and have not worked on any of your social skills. You can pretend your inherent failure is due to an implausible roundtable of wealthy gnomish people...or whatever boogeyman scapegoat you've picked this time, but it's your fault. Even if it "wasn't your fault", it doesn't matter because no one of value will accept this excuse on why you're such a joke.
      It's time out for you to live in this fantasy world where everyone but you are mindless drones while you're this ebin trench coat-clad, wannabe anime Protagonist. You're just a normal human being that can't get over his childhood. Somehow you got it in your head that this would transport you back to the past. I am here to tell you that this is not possible. Scientifically speaking, it is impossible for you to go back in time. Variable t will always be positive. The past is gone. I know this realization hurts as your favorite havemind shows suggest a different reality, but it's true.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        gay.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        someone from this board actually sat down and was so mad he typed all of that

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah when I was a kid the peak of my life was beast wars and I'm still eating good in that regard. Pokemon was a side bitch at best, and digimon was always cooler. better anime, better monsters, better e verything.
        >A time when there wasn't a black president and you could say whatever you wanted without getting canceled
        have a nice day 4changay.

        someone from this board actually sat down and was so mad he typed all of that

        it's stale pasta.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      FIRST POST BEST POST

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    silcoon & cascoon, latias & latios, gigantamax appletum & gigantamax flapple

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how many more are there? gf really is lazy nowadays omg

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Refute Baz.

    Protip - You can't.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"nooo, stop criticizing 120 billion dollar lazy companyyy!"
    You're not getting a penny, shill.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you fucking retard it’s supposed to be the other way around if you use a Soijak

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro you don't understand this is literally the end of the world. One Pokémon looks like another. I'm literally shitting pissing crying and cumming rn.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the top is infinitely better than the bottom

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's what your mother said

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice false equivalence.
    Pikaclones aside, which have always been a mistake, the rest of these pairs appeared as, well, pairs.
    2/10 bait, got me to reply.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Besides Plusle and Minum, all those Pokemon are distinct enough from each other.
    And even then, Plusle and Minum are still more distinct from each other than Diglett and Wiglett.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP is literally about you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Emolga has completely different ears and tail from Pachirisu, has longer limbs, different paws, different pattern of fur around its head, different color scheme. and fucking wings
      >Plusle and Minum have different color schemes, different cheek patterns, and different tails
      >Nidoran are both literally Nidoran but Male and Female versions, and still have different spines, legs, heads, eyes, ears, colors, and spots
      >Volbeat and Illumise have different antenna, eyes, neckruffs, front patterns, noses, tails, and front patterns
      >Diglett and Wiglett just have different colors and the small patch of dirt is different
      If you want to look even dumber, please let me know.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        meant for

        OP is literally about you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      is the new pokemon actually called fucking wigglet?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, it's wiglett

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol new diglett is a sperm

    also I want to use nidoran female as a cocksleeve

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